(・∀・) It's still up in the sky!
( ´ω`) That's his brother.
(・∀・) The sun only has a sister, and shes the moon.
( ` ω´) So you wanna tell me the sun's brother fucked his sister? No way, son!
(・∀・) We both watched the eclipse. There's no denying the dirty stuff that went on up there!
(″◉ิヮ◉ิ) The Communist Party is like the Sun
Where-ever it goes, there is light
Where-ever the Communist Party goes
Hooray, there the people are free!( ´ω`) Communism's only high point is that it reliably turns food exporting nations into food importing nations.
(・∀・) The sun and moon are incestuous perverts! Don't change the subject!!
(・∀・) Grandpa, why does the ショウジョハコイヲスル？
( ´ω`) Speak English, you little idiot.
(・∀・) Donde esta, casa de Darkpa?
( ´ω`) Por casa, mi casa.
(・∀・) casa basa nodasa spassa.
( ´ω`) You crack me up, little buddy.
(・∀・) yo grandpa, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but clonepa had one of the best threads of all time!
( ´ω`) まったく、あのカニエやろう何考えているんだ
( ´ω`) Ｄｏｕｃｈｅｂａｇなヤツだな、あいつは
(・∀・) ビバイビキバイビボバン。
( ´ω`) I can remember being led into a large room, like a cafeteria with the tables cleared out. They told us we were going into the shower to clean off or something like that. I was only eleven. We were all stripped naked, and led into another room, standing room only, and there were shower heads in the ceiling, but the room was bone dry and there were no drains. That's when Koffing came in and we knew what was about to happen. But my good friend Gunter had managed to smuggle an ultra ball out of the lieutenant's quarters and he threw it as hard as he could.
( ´ω`) That was when we made a break for it. Eleven of us made it to the Russian border.
( ´ω`) And the looks on the children's faces when I sent Koffing into the "shower"... nothing beats that.
(-∀-) zzzzzzzzSNRK... zzzzzzzzz
( ´ω`) I fucked your gradnma.
( ・-・) OH MY GOD WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOG!!!
oink!!ｰ ∧∧
､__,,,ﾉw、 （；・∀・） You gotta be fucking kidding me!
三 （ = = .・｀e = ⊂ ）
ﾞvv-vv" = ミ三三彡
( ´ω`) That's not how your father was born, though.
oink!!ｰ ∧∧
､__,,,ﾉw、 （；・∀・） How about helping me, Grandpa!?!?
三 （ = = .・｀e = ⊂ ）
ﾞvv-vv" = ミ三三彡
( ・-・) Just as planned....
( ´◉ิω◉ิ`) FATHER!
( ´◉ิω◉ิ`) WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! I ASKED FOR POMEGRANITES, NOT FUCKING TANGELOS! I HATE TANGELOS! YOU KNOW I HATE TANGELOS!
( ´◉ิω◉ิ`) I HATE YOU, YOU’RE FUCKING USELESS! YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING, I WAS MORE SKILLED THAN YOU BEFORE I WAS TEN! YOU CALL YOURSELF A HUMAN MALE? YOU STINK OF PISS! YOU’RE SO WEAK THAT YOU CAN’T HOLD YOUR BLADDER AROUND ME?! YOU'RE A SNIVELLING ANIMAL!
( ´◉ิω◉ิ`) GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU USELESS BASTARD! I SHOULD KILL YOU SO THAT MOTHER REMARRIES AND I’LL HAVE A REAL FATHER! GO! BEFORE I BEAT YOU BLOODY AGAIN!
( ´◉ิω◉ิ`) AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING TANGELOS WITH YOU!
( ･ิω･ิ) bed
( ・-・) Wait, this is going in the wrong direction....
(・∀・) Get em
oink!!ｰ ∩∩
､__,,,ﾉw、 （；・-・） NOT THIS SHIT AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN
三 （ = = .・｀e = ⊂ ）
ﾞvv-vv" = ミ三三彡
( ´ω`) HOLD STILL AND PLAY DEAD YOU IDIOT!
( ´ﾟωﾟ`) durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
( ´ω`) For characters like us? Non-existent.
( ´ω`) Textbooks?
( ´ω`) Junyer, you know how I feels 'bout all this 'book-learnin' biznuss.
( ´ω`) IT WAS TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
( ´ω`) Ah, yes, September 5889, 1973...
( ´ω`) Take a look at the law-man beating up the wrong guy!
( ´ω`) Oh man, look at those cavemen go!
( ´ω`) Why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?
(・∀・) I thought you'd sold the Cordoba.
!باعوها؟ لماذا أفعل ذلك؟ الله أكبر (´ω｀ )
(・∀・) Grandpa, what would be the best way to invest this 300get of mine?
( ´ω`) 87% Stock investments
5% Gold investments
8% Cash
( ´ω`) 57% Hong Kong
30% Japan
13% New York
( ´ω`) Hong Kong market
-HYSAN DEV (0014.HK)
-CHAODA MODERN (0682.HK)
-LIFESTYLE INT’L (1212.HK)
-ICBC (1398.HK)
-CMOC (3993.HK)
( ´ω`) Japan market
-J-Com Co., Ltd. (2462:Tokyo Stock Exchange)
-Ajis Co. Ltd. (4659:Japan OTC Market (JASDAQ))
-Simplex WTI ETF (1671/O)
( ´ω`) New York market
-China Mobile Ltd. (ADR) (Public, NYSE:CHL)
-BHP Billiton Limited (ADR) (Public, NYSE:BHP)
(・∀・) Done! Now to wait for the riches to come to me!
(・∀・) Grandpa! I'm rich now! THANKS!
( ´ω`) Tax time's gonna slaughter you, kiddo.
(・∀・) Grandpa, where do taxes come from?
( ´ω`) Gleðileg jól!!
(・∀・) Grandpa, you look younger! Is it the MS PGothic?
(・∀・) We all look scary as hell in that font.
(・∀・) I always liked tomatoes when they collapsed, but now you can, Grandpa. I wanted to ask you ro at least appear to relate to emotions.
(・∀・) Grandpa, is Maria really watching over us?
( ´ω`) WHAT DID I TELL YOU? REFER TO HER AS MARIA-SAMA AT ALL TIMES. SHE'S WATCHING!
(・∀・) So, this Maria Sambo is who, exactly?
( ´ω`) Junior, only police are allowed to beat people up.
(・∀・) O Grandpa! how those cowardly Lincolnites trembled
When they met with the Irish Brigade!
( ´ω`) Dry humping! Try it sometime.
(・∀・) So Grandpa, do you remember what it was like before you got shot or robbed walking down the stree.
( ´ω`) When they met with the Irish Brigade! me boys,
( ´ω`) When they met with the Irish Brigade
( ´ω`) the fun part of the Great Vowel Shift was that it wasn't really a gradual process.
( ´ω`) one day poppa went to the fishmonger to get an eel, and was informed that the pub next door doesn't really have good ale, but does make a wicked porter.
(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true what they say? That a dick in hand is better than two in the bush?
(・∀・) I do.
( )
( ) It happens to the best of us, Junior.
( ´ω`) Stop pretending to be me
( ) But I don't have a face anymore, I can be whoever I want to be!
no grandson of mine is gay
ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩
（ ´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆)) ) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow
(・∀・) Grandpa, guess who sighs his lullabies through nights that never end?
( ´ω`) In olden days, a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking.
( ´ω`) Don't worry about it, >>343. All your base are belong to us anyway.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like last millennium? You know, before they fixed the Y1K bug?
( ´ω`) The way I remember it, there were monks beneath floorboards of every town hall, chanting ominously.
( ´ω`) Something like NO ON EM YES ON SEE SEE SEE SEE SEE SEE SEE SEE SEE SEE. Damn hippies got paid by the line after that. They got what was comin' to 'em.
( ´ω`) Now and then you'd hear one of them say "nurupo!" instead. Then he and all the other monks would have grand mal seizures until someone in the town hall closed all the building's windows and reopened them.
( ´ﾟωﾟ`) th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai! th'lai!