[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 19:05 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) boyy, it sure is wonderful not having to worry about being alive anymore

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5951 16:54 [No]

( ´ω`) Watch your language, potty mouth.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5951 20:56 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) < NURUPO

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5951 21:32 [No]

　　∧＿∧
　（　・∀・）　　　|　|　Ga!
　と　　　　）　　 |　|
　　Ｙ　/ノ　　　人
　　　 /　）　　 < 　>__∧∩
　＿/し'　／／. Ｖ｀ω´）/
　（＿フ彡　　　　　　　/ 　←>>351

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5951 23:34 [No]

　　　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　´ω`)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))　　) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5952 00:13 [No]

>>351
>>352
>>353
( ・ω・) It's the Circle of Life!

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5954 12:27 [No]

( ´ω`) We said "we'll run them to Atlanta and to Galveston Bay" but they ran us back to Washington and Phi-la-del-fye-eah

( ´ω`) And Phi-la-del-fye-eah!

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5955 02:33 [No]

Go back in time and kill your grandfather, them you can not exist.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5955 20:34 [No]

( ´ω`) When I tried that, it didn't work. He'd already been mackin' with my grammama.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5955 20:35 [No]

(・∀・) You didn't go back in time, Grandpa. You just happened to be four years old when you did it.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 03:19 [No]

( ´ω`) That would explain why they towered over me like monsters out of nightmares.

( ´ω`) -shiver-

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 02:07 [No]

(・∀・) Wasn't he like a hatter or something? You blew away the family fortune! He invented the two-foot top hat, you fool!

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 04:29 [No]

(´ω`) Pokey Mans.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 00:58 [No]

(・∀・) My Pokey Mans! Let me show you them!

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 02:30 [No]

( ´ω`) Billy, you know very well that I haven't played pokey mans since the 40's.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 07:07 [No]

(・∀・) I think you're thinking about the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere Justice War, grandpa. Your bayonet rusted because you never wiped the blood off.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 20:05 [No]

( ´ω`) Ah yes, the war in which katanas killed more people than atomic bombs.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5967 13:38 [No]

(・∀・) How do I dudged spoobnumby?

( ´ω`) Hell ’f I know! hyeh hyeh hyeh.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 21:28 [No]

And Grandpa wept, for there were no more Juniors left to patronize.

♪ Fly me to the moon--
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（｀ハ´　ヽ　Ah, the perfect ending to my seminal masterpiece,
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／￣￣旦￣￣／|　　 “Darkpa's Tanasinn: Properly Dudging the Spoobnumby for Fun and Profit”.
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　　　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　|l─────‐l|'

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5974 20:24 [No]

( ´ω`) Guess I'll go drown my sorrows in booze.

|彡

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5974 23:33 [No]

(・∀・) It always happens that tales of the faraway past make me feel just a little more connected with my Japanese ancestry.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5976 19:08 [No]

( ´ω`) And the wind blew. And the young man laughed. And the old man laughed.

( ´ω`) And in the village, a young boy tore away at his laughing mother's womb with his bare hands, all the while chanting in a demented scream:
"'ri! 'ri! Yu'kuri shee'teh y't'enneh!"

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6014 19:08 [No]

(・∀・) Nobody did that, you liar.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6024 23:36 [No]

OMG what happened to my face?

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 03:50 [No]

( ´ω`) Yo mama happened.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 05:08 [No]

(・∀・) I knew it! You do watch MTV when I'm not around!

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 19:04 [No]

( ´ω`) I do not!

( ´ω`) I have no idea what Jersey Shore is, nor do I care about the Snooki situation.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 13:40 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how many trolls would a troll troll if a troll could troll trolls?

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 18:10 [No]

( ´ω`) That would be breaking the unwritten law, Junior.

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`)

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 17:38 [No]

(・∀・) Are you waiting for something?

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 15:20 [No]

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) burp.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 16:32 [No]

(・∀・) Okay, now could you ans--
( ´ω`) BRAAAAAAAAOGGHHHHHHHAAAAAARRRRREEEEEGGHHHHHHHPPPPP
(・∀・) Not this shit ag--
( ´ω`) RRRRREEPP
(・∀・) You done ye--
( ´ω`) RRPP
(・∀・) Burp if you're gay.
( ´ω`) Can't fool me, Junior.
(・∀・) Now that you’re out of burp--
( ´ω`) BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPP

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 23:12 [No]

(・∀・)
( ´ω`)
(・∀・) .....
( ´ω`) .....
(・∀・) Gra--
( ´ω`) BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAWOWOWOWOWOWOUUUUPPP PPP P P

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 03:30 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, this is not fu--

( ´ω`) zzzZZZzzzz

(・∀・) ...

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6054 17:17 [No]

(・∀・) GRANDPA! THE THREAD IS ON FIRE! THE THREAD IS ON FIRE!

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6054 18:35 [No]

( ´ω`) oh god not the fire alarm again

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6054 20:03 [No]

(・∀・) Oh, good. You're awake. I have a ques--

( ´ω`) zzzZZzZzzzzzz

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6054 20:43 [No]

( ・-・) You got him panicked. Now he won't be able to say anything but "oh god not the fire alarm again" for a few days.

( ・-・) Good job.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6055 03:31 [No]

( ´ω`) Who shot who in the what now?

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6055 05:10 [No]

( ・ω・) oh god not the fire alarm again

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 01:35 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, who am us anyway?

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 03:36 [No]

( ´ω`) Good news everybody!

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6059 03:00 [No]

(・∀・) That's not an answer!

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6059 13:14 [No]

( ´ω`) They have pandanh waffles at the bakery!

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6060 08:09 [No]

(・∀・) Oh father, why are you so sad
　　　　　on this bright Easter morn'?
　　　　　When Irish men are proud and glad
　　　　　of the land where they were born?

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6060 17:55 [No]

( ´ω`) There was an old man from Dublin
( ´ω`) And no one could stand his muddlin'
( ´ω`) So he went to the bar

|彡

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6060 23:27 [No]

(　･ิω･ิ) Oh son, I see in memory's view a far-off distant day
(　･ิω･ิ) When being just a boy like you I joined the I.R.A.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 02:23 [No]

( ´ω`) Oh I would walk five hundred miles
( ´ω`) But that would make me too damn tired

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 06:42 [No]

( ´ω`) Old chairs to mend, Old chairs to mend
( ´ω`) I never would cry old chairs to mend
( ´ω`) If I'd as much some as I could spend
( ´ω`) I never would cry old chairs to mend

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 13:15 [No]

( ´ω`) Oh I wish I was in Dixie
( ´ω`) Hooray! Hooray!

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 17:05 [No]

( ・-・) SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 17:41 [No]

( ´ω`) Dixie Land's where
( ´ω`) I'll make my stand,
( ´ω`) I'll 400get in Dixie...

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6072 16:40 [No]

( ´ω`) I like traffic lights
( ´ω`) I like traffic lights
( ´ω`) I like traffic lights
( ´ω`) That is what I said.

( ´ω`) I like traffic lights
( ´ω`) I like traffic lights
( ´ω`) I like traffic lights
( ´ω`) But not when they are red.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6072 19:15 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before you all started singing in this thread?

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6074 01:45 [No]

( ´ω`) It's a livin' thing
( ´ω`) It's a terrible thing to lose
( ´ω`) It's a given thing
( ´ω`) What a terrible thing to lose.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6074 16:49 [No]

(・∀・) Huh?

( ´ω`) I said give me some more booze!

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 20:17 [No]

(・∀・) I'm too young to buy booze!

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 23:18 [No]

( ´ω`) If I was invisible
( ´ω`) Then I could just watch you in your room
( ´ω`) If I was invincible
( ´ω`) I'd make you mine tonight

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6076 01:42 [No]

( ´ω`) Gonna be yo drain tonight
( ´ω`) Gonna be yo drain tonight

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6076 20:36 [No]

(・∀・) ew.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6077 01:04 [No]

(　･ิω･ิ) Seriously, Dad. You crossed a line there.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6077 22:53 [No]

( ´ω`) You won't last a week if you don't release.

( ´ω`) DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 00:51 [No]

(・∀・) I'm not pooping in your mouth!

(・∀・) Again!

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 22:18 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's it like being a gay in the military?

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 23:31 [No]

( ´ω`) Bill Clinton told you not to ask. He told me not to tell.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 17:11 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was it like with Clinton as the President?

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 17:38 [No]

( ´ω`) It was a laff a minute, Bobby.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 09:15 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, is Mississippi ready for this day!?

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 16:10 [No]

( ´ω`) BOBBEH

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6146 08:37 [No]

(・∀・) Hey, Gran-paw, go git yer rifle and let's raise sim' hell on the Cumberland Gap!

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6147 13:39 [No]

( ´ω`) YEAH SUH! The Jukes, Kallikacks and Snopes won't know what hit 'em!

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 07:27 [No]

(・∀・) JOHNNEH

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 20:18 [No]

∑:3 KITTEH

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6149 21:12 [No]

( ・-・) This is what happens when you don't take your goddamn pills.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 19:23 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, is the USA a great country, or the GREATEST country?

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 02:13 [No]

（ ´≖ω≖`）SOVIET POWER SUPREME

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 14:30 [No]

( ´ω`) The USA is the most successful country, and for that reason alone is despised all around the world.

( ´ω`) Bunch of jealous little babies, the rest of the world is.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6194 02:28 [No]

(・∀・) And did you come to their defense in those dark days, Grandpa?

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 04:59 [No]

( ´ω`) No.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 08:57 [No]

(#‵)3′)▂▂▂▃▄▅～～～ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

( ・-・) How do you like my vuvuzela playing, gramps?

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 18:43 [No]

( ´ω`) Didn’t hear a goddam thing you said, boy; you’ll have to speak up. I’ll have you know I spent decades on the flight lines tightening nuts on the engines with my teeth, right up till they invented this thing called a “wrench”!

( ´ω`) Couldn’t hear that trumpet thingum either, but judging from the vibrations, you’ll need to tune it. Let me at er. I used to jam with Louis Armstrong back in the day. God rest his merry negro soul.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 18:47 [No]

( ・-・) I didn’t say you could--!

( ´ω`)▂▂▂▃▄▅・-・) oh shit.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 17:52 [No]

　　　　　　-boonk-
( ´ω`)▂▂▂▃▄▅PWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ======( ・-・) FUCK FUCK FUCK

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 17:54 [No]

( ´ω`)∩ ....

( ´ω`)∩　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　splat!

( ´ω`) Hee hee hee!

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 19:57 [No]

( ・-#) I'll get you for that, you, you...

( x-x)

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 20:22 [No]

( ´ω`) Junior, be a good boy and chop his head off and bury him in pig flesh before he comes back to life, will you?

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 07:03 [No]

(・∀・) I CAN'T HEAR A GODDAM THING YOU SAID, GRANDPA!

(・∀・) SOMEONE CRASHED INTO MY EARS I THINK THEY'RE BLEEDING

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 08:28 [No]

( ´ω`) Two birds, one stone.

(・∀・) WHA?

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 12:50 [No]

( x-・) Is it safe yet?

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 13:53 [No]

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439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 15:56 [No]

(°∀°) OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 21:48 [No]

(・∀・) COOL! Kamen Parrot Runner is my hero

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 23:12 [No]

( ◕ω◕) Junior! Bring me my pills!

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 23:18 [No]

(・∀・) WHAT?

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6205 14:49 [No]

( ・-・) Hey, hey Junior. Let's take some of Grandpa's pills. I heard they'll get you super-high.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6205 21:37 [No]

(・∀・) QUIT MUMBLING I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 21:49 [No]

( ´ω`) ZZZzzzzzzz

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 21:54 [No]

( ・-・) Okay, he's asleep. Get the pills, junior.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6207 13:53 [No]

(◕∀◕) WHAT THE FUCK

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6207 20:50 [No]

( ◕-◕) We can't stop here, this is Darkpa country!

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6208 01:31 [No]

(◕∀◕) I CAN SEE A THOUSAND WORLDS!

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