[Part ‡L] ( LίƒΦί`) Grandpa [dead] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 19:05

( LίƒΦί`) boyy, it sure is wonderful not having to worry about being alive anymore

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6210 00:52

i ◔ƒΦ◔j zzzz wat?

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6210 21:06

(EΝE) Anyways.... Grandpa, what was life like before we spoke english?

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6210 23:00

( ◔-◕) GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 03:11

( LƒΦ`) We used to speak Japanese. It was a lot like talking in beeps.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 11:28

( E-E) I used to talk Finnish but everybody was like "Sounds like Japanese man"

( E-E)

( E-E) Feels bad man.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 12:22

(EΝE) Whatever, Bjerk.

( LƒΦ`) Heh heh heh!

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6212 19:58

( E-E) I'm not Icelandic, you butt.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6212 22:09

(EΝE) smjör og öl á Eyjafjallajökli, Bjerk? Meiri ost á brauðið, Bjerk? Hvað segirðu, Bjerk? Ekki Íslenskur?

458 Name: ( ί °ί) : 1993-09-6213 05:28

( ί °ί) You guys are funny.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6213 11:38

(EΝE) Bork bork bork? I cant understand you finny.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 19:34

( E-E) ....
(EΝE) ....
( E-E) I tol-
(EΝE) BORK! BORK! BORK!
( LƒΦ`) hehehehehe

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462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 19:15

( ◕ƒΦ◕) ....
( ◕-◕) ....

(EΝE) Come on guys, what do you see? Can I have some of that?

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 14:38

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@@( LίƒΦί`) ... Good thing all this never actually happened.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 19:36

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@@( LίƒΦί`) ... Good thing we can retconn entire threads

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 22:03

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466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 01:58

( LƒΦ`) I thought we broke through that barrier around Thread 2.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 02:19

(◕Ν◕) space ...
(◕Ν◕) the final frontier ...
(◕Ν◕) these are the voyages of the starship Enterprise ...
(◕Ν◕) its continuing mission
(◕Ν◕) to explore strange new worlds
(◕Ν◕) to seek out new life and new civilizations
(◕Ν◕) to boldly go where no man has gone before!
(◕Ν◕) DAAAA DAH DAH DAHHH DA DA DAHHH!

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 14:26

( E-E) Why is it that I've seen the exact same posts (>>403 and >>404) in two different places?

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 02:20

(EΝE) It's all in your mind.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 12:56

(EΝE) Bjerk.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 17:32

( LƒΦ`) hehehehehe

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 18:00

@, .
( LƒΦ`) cough cough cough

(EΝE) gramps?

( LƒΦ`) ...

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6222 00:19

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@@@@|~PP|@@@@ ƒ@ It's been a long while since I've donned this garb....
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474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 08:03

( E-E) I'm a deist, organized religion aint my thing gramps. Vamoose!

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 08:14

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@@@@|~PP|@@@@ ƒ@ I AM THE PAGAN LORD
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@ L`i_Qj,__j.a@@

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 01:21

(EΝE) Then can I be Loki?

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 01:46

( LƒΦ`) Not with that wimpy attitude.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 16:33

(E`ΝLE) I'M GONNA BE LOKI WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6225 05:54

( LƒΦ`) That's closer. Keep working on that, Danny.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 14:24

( E-E) I'm gonna be Ra

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 15:20

(EΝE) Who is the FUN god? The A-NUMBER-ONE god? RA! RA! RA!

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 17:38

( E-E) ....Things sure got quiet there

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 18:44

(EΝE) Yo mamma sure got quiet in here!

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 18:52

(EΝE) Bjerk!

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 19:56

⊙◡⊚ AIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 21:05

(EΝE) Now Grandpa, aint you glad you jined the cavalry?

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 04:10

( LƒΦ`) I never jined anyone in my life, you slanderous whelp!

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 15:37

( E-E) I've jined.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 18:57

(EΝE) Yo mamma jined.

(EΝE) Bjerk.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 19:08

( LƒΦ`) hehehehe

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 18:47

( E-E) Hey, Juniors grampa, what's with the laughing?

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 02:05

( LƒΦ`) You've got poo on your face. Heheheheheh!

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 02:08

(#E-E) The hell I do!

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 21:22

(EΝE) Wipe your face off after going to the toilet.

(EΝE) Bjerk.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 23:48

( LƒΦ`) hehehehehe

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 09:07

( LƒΦ`) Juner, did I ever tell ye bout the time I was bein chased by one hundred murderin Cheyennes?

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 16:26

(EΝE) Only about a million times!

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 00:37

( LƒΦ`) So endways, dem Injuns, dey was chasing me, dey chased me rite into dat box cannin! Dere aint no way to get out of the box cannin, not when one hundred murderin Cheyenne injuns blockin the only way out!

( LƒΦ`) Do you know what dey did, Juner, do you know what dey did ta me?

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 01:29

(#E-E) Did they 500gitcha?

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 02:40

( LƒΦ`) Dey kilt me, Juner.

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 06:47

(#E-E) ...

(#E-E)

(#E-E) They dressed you up in a kilt?

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 15:45

( LƒΦ`) You've still got poop on your face.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 19:03

(#E-E)

(#EΎE)

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(@E-E) Yummy!

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 02:39

(EΝE) Hey grampa, how was the navy back when you weren't a fossil?

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 17:34

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@@( LƒΦ`) er....

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 17:50

( LƒΦ`) b

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 21:55

@@@@@ΘΘ
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508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 22:36

(EΝE) Hey, Gramps is making the Sign of the Two-Backed Aardvark with Shii!

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 19:21

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510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 19:43

(OΝO) !...

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 14:29

(E-E) I... didn't need, or want, to see that

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 21:09

(EƒΦE) Wimp.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 21:29

(EΝE) HAY CLONEPA!

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 23:56

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@iEΌ @@@½ @@@(EƒΦE )}} !!!@@@@ΘQΘ@ 'sup, Junior?
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515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 14:39

( LƒΦ`) Be careful junior, this is where they gitcha

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 16:19

( EƒΦE) You gave away the surprise!

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 18:25

(EΝE) Grandpa, when did time stop being linear?

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 18:59

( EƒΦE) Tomorrow did.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 22:31

(EΝE) Grandpa, when did time stop being linear?

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 15:47

( LƒΦ`) It happened up there.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 17:22

( LƒΦ`) I already told you, Junior!

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 18:46

( LƒΦ`) In the FUTURE!

( LƒΦ`) wooooOOOOoooooo

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 19:13

(EΝE) Grandpa, when did time stop being linear?

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 19:46

( LƒΦ`) >>r will tell you.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 21:31

( LƒΦ`) When the Time Wars ended and the Continuing Time began.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 22:10

( ⊙Ν⊚) Linear being stop time did when, Grandpa?

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 23:44

[Lɯ`] Halt. I am robopa. I have been sent from the future to fix this time anomaly you have created.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 00:05

( ⊚ƒΦ-) ...

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 02:15

(EΝE) Grandpa, I thought you couldnft use brackets in domain names?

[Lɯ`] I am not your grandparent.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 03:26

(EΝE) Grandpa, why are the reptoids and greys always at war with each other?

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 11:53

[Lɯ`] To win the war.

[Lɯ`] I am not your grandparent.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 18:08

(EΝE) You suck.

@@@@@Your behavior is unacceptable. Beep boop.
Άή―@@@ /PP\@ Ώ
@@@@@[ @L ɯ`]œc™
@@@@@@Όœc™))ΝE) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 23:32

( LƒΦ`) What a time saver!

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6267 04:11

(EΝE) Your robot said "Beep boop" instead of beeping.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6268 02:00

[Lɯ`] nuruboop

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6269 01:33

Άή―@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@@@@i@EΝE)œc™
@@@@@@Όœc™))ɯ`] < ow beep sorry ow beep ow beep ow beep

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6269 03:12

( LƒΦ`) You break it, you bought it, Timmy!

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 22:19

@@@@@Crush. Kill. Destroy. Beep boop.
Άή―@@@ /PP\@ Ώ
@@@@@[ @L ɯ`]œc™
@@@@@@Όœc™))ƒΦ`) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 23:13

( LƒΦ`) Oh, you are so going back to Kmart!

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 02:59

[Lɯ`] That is not a satisfactory result!

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 03:18

(EΝE) It's okay robopa, he just doesn't like the sweet chiptunes that come out your ass

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 14:20

( LƒΦ`) it's all the same beep boops to me.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6283 07:36

( LƒΦ`) In oh so many ways.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6283 10:48

ีี(" Eิ_Eิ)‚Α-๎ You should just smelt the piece of junk.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6283 13:27

[Lɯ`]‚Α-๎ Junior, do you wish look like an intellectual too?

(EΝE)‚Α-๎ Wow, you're the coolest!

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 14:27

(EΝE) Grandpa, can you help me with my history homework?

( LƒΦ`) Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin Ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place. Well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side and I cried, cried, cried.

( LƒΦ`) The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion, get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma feet. Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade. O my Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet.

( LƒΦ`) Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken?...and the wind cried back.

(EΝE) Thank you.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 14:27

(EΝE) Curse you, Grandpa! I got an F in Womyn's Studies because of that!

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 03:39

( LƒΦ`) You'd have gotten an F anyway, you little queer.

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