( ´ω`) Watch your fucking language.

My grandpa's are alive. You must leave now!

( ´ω`) Well la dee dah!

[ ´ɯ`] And fiddle-dee-dee. Beep boop.

(・Ａ・) GRANDPA WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO OLD

( l ‿ l ) Is grandpa dead? Hey, wake up grandpa!

( ´ω`) You interrupted a fantastic dream.

( ´ω`) A fantastic dream in which I was dead.

( ´ω`) And you were all crying boo hoo at my funeral and I was looking down on all you saps and laughing my angelic head off.

(・∀・) me too, Grandpa?

(・∀・) was I in your dream?

( ´ω`) No.

(・∀・) Awwwww.

( ´ω`) ...Tanasinn....

(・∀・) You wanna fight bitch? Huh? Huh? Let's go, let's fucking do this.

ξ(✿ ＞◡❛)ξ▄︻▇▇〓〓 Tiro Finale! =====#∀・)

(・∀・) Grandpa what was life before grief seed and being granted your wish and all?

( ´ω`) I used to be a little girl.

(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) Mootpa?

( ´ω`) I wished for 4chan.

( ´ω`) I got 4-ch.

( ´ω`) Went all Homura on his ass.

both of mine dead without meet woe

( ´ω`) There is only one vidya game, and its name is NINTENDA.

( ´ω`) And y'all kids better be playin NINTENDA on the NINTENDA.

(・∀・) That's what I INTENDA.

(・∀・) Who told you that you can stick NINTENDAGE into the NINTENDA, grandpa-san? You can't stick anything into the Game&Watch, you know!

( ´ω`) When I was a bit older than you, youngster, I found out the hard way that the best place to carry a concealed NINTENDA is between bumcheeks.

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Shazam! Nintenda!

(ﾉ´ω`)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧: Yowza.

(・∀ﾟ) ARE YOU A WIZZARD?

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was DQN like before it turned into mostly shitty chat threads?

( ´ω`) Mostly shitty ITTs and character threads.

( ´ω`) I remember when things were different at that one time in that one place.

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Where am I?!

(・∀・) You're in VIP, Grandpa dude.

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) ＢＹ ＴＨＥ ＧＲＡＣＥ ＯＦ ＧＯＤＳ ＡＮＤ ＦＡＴＥ， Ｉ ＡＭ ＮＥＲＥＶＡＲ ＲＥＢＯＲＮ

(・∀・) Did you remember to slaughter all the Great Houses now that you no longer need them?

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) MUTHERSERA

[´ɯ`] what is LOVE? beep beep beep

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before you became a creeper?

( ・-・) H-hey! Ask me something.

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Suck my cawk

( ・-・) Chicken Butt! HAHAHAHAHAHA

(・∀・) Hey, gramps, did you watch Dragon Ball on-going?

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Unlike you I went out and snapped the neck of every gook I could lay my hands on.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's a gook? It sounds tasty.

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) A gook is a freshly roasted yellow man, and yes, it is quite tasty.

( ´ω`) I don't mean to generalizhe, but all women are bashtards.

(・∀・) Grandpa, if it's true that you froze your ass off in the Winter of '92, why do you still have your ass?

( ´ω`) I do not "still" have my ass.

( ・ω・) ...

( ´ω`) Hey, Junior!

( ・ω・) Check my sweet 700 GET, gramps!!

( ´ω`) Well, shit on me and put it on Youtube! If that don't beat all!

( ・-・) 700ge- oh you fucking fuckface fuckass fuckknuckle

( ´ω`) Back in my day, we didn't have pants.

(・∀・) How did you keep your goolies warm?

( ´ω`) Strap a mated pair of marmosets to 'em. Keeps 'em nice and cozy.

(・∀・) Won't they bite?

( ´ω`) The marmosets or the goolies?

(・∀・) uh... both?

( ´ω`) This thread is still about Grandpa.

( ´ω`) Remember a time when you didn't have to wait over 1000 days to fill out a Grandpa thread?
( ´ω`) Remember when you had a steady source of borderline racist sayings from a harmless old codger without needing to resort to theme threads that grasp at straws?
( ´ω`) Remember when you could ask any question in the safety of an ancestral abode with the knowledge that no matter what you asked, you would be judged?

( ´ω`) Grandpa remembers. Or at least he would, if he weren't ambiguously afflicted by Alzheimer disease.

( ・-・) The joke is that he's old.

Is this a roleplaying thing?

( ´ω`) I remember listening to the Rollplayer EP. Now that's what I'd call music!
( ´ω`) If I weren't deaf.

okay so ITT

one person pretends to be a man with an anime face (the grandpa)
and one person pretends to be a boy with an upside A for a face (the fuck?), his son

and you guys have been doing this
for multiple threads
for over 700 posts

what the fuck

(・∀・) We're through the looking glass here, folks.

( ´ω`) I'm so hungry...
( ´ω`) Damn my no good son. He said he'd bring food.

( ´ω`) I think I'm hearing those disembodied voices again. Fetch me my pills, Junior.

(・∀・) I spent your pill money on booze and reefer, gramps. Looks like you'll have to just deal with it.

>deal with it

ITT it is Something Awful [meta] [ITT] [goons]

( ´ω`) Something Awful, huh?
( ´ω`) I remember when they paid you to post!

( ´ω`) No pills hm? I guess I could always just huff the fumes from my fliver again.

( ´ω`) oh noes we are being /jp/-invaded :ohdear:

( ・-・) There was no invasion. It was all me. I derailed the entire board.

(・∀・) Grandpa, how long has it been since anyone bumped your thread?

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) The War of 1812 technically ended in a stalemate.

(・∀・) But you know this because you majored in history, right?

( ´ω`) Everyone who anticipated a "no, I wuz THERE, kid" response, please raise your hands.

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) The white rhinoceros can drink up to eighty liters of water daily.

( ´ω`) Now I have to pee.

( ´ω`) But I'm so comfortable that I don't want to leave my chair.

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) I still have an Apple 2!
(´ﾟωﾟ`) Don't worry son, I only use it as a fishtank.

＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝∴∴＝＝＝＝
　　　┃　　　　　　┃　　　　　　
　　　┃　　　　　　┃
　 　/ハ　　 　　　/ハ
　　ﾍ⌒∴ﾌ　 　　ﾍ∵ヽ∴
　 ( 　∴ω`） 　 ( ´・∀∵） Gr∵ndpa, ∵h∴t th∵ fuck∴is tanasinn?
　｛　 U　∴l　　｛　 U∵Ul
　 ∴.,____,ノ　 　ヾ.∴∴___,∵

( ´ω`) You are Rupert, aren't you?

( ´ω`) PAT BOONE! That's it, you're Pat Boone.

(・∀・) .....

(・∀・) Who the fat flying Philedelphia FUCK is Pat Boone?

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) So one day I --

( ´ω`) SHHH!!!

ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) ...goddammit.

(・∀・) Why are all these outdated characters popping up again?

(・∀・) Natumi, you're old and busted. Fuck off back to The Learning Channel with all your freakshow cousins.

(・∀・) words words words

（ ｀ハ´） I do not care that I am playing into the stereotype for Sinitic criminal masterminds.

（ ｀ハ´） The Fu Manchu is to be respected, or at least feared.