The Volkswagen because you get in cheaper if you're driving a VW
Air-cooled VW vs. water-cooled VW?
Dunkin Donuts has never given me a free donut when I walked in. Krispy Kreme has. Therefore, Krispy Kreme wins.
Magikarp vs Metapod
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By kea I suppose you mean Manu Kea. Given that this volcano has been dormant for most of human history I doubt it would pose a threat to Russell Crow. Although therefs no way Crow could actually destroy it. This would be a long drawn out contest to see who dies first and Ifm afraid Russel Crow canft out live a mountain.
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Hunter Biden vs a CIA agent armed with a plastic bag sent to silence him
While the PC is clearly weak versus virus, the Mac has no virus-elemental attack (despite what hollywood would have you believe) as it's only use is as a fashion accessory. PC wins through sheer marketshare.
My Dad VS Your Dad