( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without uncalled-for sequels!
Original Thread: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1226341745/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN would be quieter.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without that He-Man guy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) TV would be declared illegal in some countries.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with giant trampolines everywhere :3
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Technically, most decisions are made in this world for a select few old people.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where DQN was a 24/7 cable channel available from your cable television service provider of choice!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody would visit the actual DQN because they'd be too busy watching it on TV.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all of DQN meets IRL in one place!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) MODD would still manage to use it somehow.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My pants!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone respected and embraced authority!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Authority would get sick of being hugged constantly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with animated shirts!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Anime would look horribly distorted on an eatbeast's meaty midsection.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could put your brain on autopilot whenever you need to do something boring!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You would have to trust the auto-pilot to return control to you when the boring task was completed and according to basic chaos theory it would choose not to, causing you to miss out on many a mitten wearing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world created by Masaaki Yuasa!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm not that interested in looking up who she is.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Title was worldwide No. 1 in the charts!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only in the past tense.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Title is worldwide No. 1 in the charts pretty often but not all the time so we don’t get sick of it!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Other musicians would still be jealous of how much money Title earns
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world created by Naoko Takeuchi!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The girls that are not having sex with you would just be a lot hotter.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you IRL penis grew in relation to your e-peen! And where more people knew who Masaaki Yuasa is!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Quite frankly, all the dragging on the floor would get very dangerous, very fast.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had nice tits!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would still exist a continuum between 'just nice' and 'spectacular'. And looking directly at them in any situation still makes you a creep.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world tit-gazing was as socially acceptable as bird-watching! (Hard Mode: No puns on the word 'tit')
( ﾟ -ﾟ) bird-watching is a bit like trainspotting for nature-lovers. Tit-gazers would still be dweebs.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world drawn by Milo Manara!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm not that interested in looking up who she is.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where love is an easy game to play!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hardcore gamers would pass it off as casual and ignore it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people aren't too lazy to just open a tab and search Wikipedia for something they don't know!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...I only ask people questions 'cause I wanna talk to them. Without questions I have nothing to say and I'll never make friends.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is as smart and elitist as me~! If I am not considered very smart or elitist, then a world where everyone is very smart and elitist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world full of Rei’s Diners. Nobody would eat. EVER.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world full of Rei’s Diners!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sorry, we're out of those.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with a big, beautiful ring! Like Saturn!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Falling orbital debris. I hope your insurance covers that.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all guns were replaced with walkie-talkies!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People shoting: "ratta-tatta-tatta! ratta-tatta-tatta! pew pew pew!" over the airwaves. All day.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where lovemaking was reduced to sneakily stealing someone's DNA, having a mindless clone made, and raping the hell out of it! Of course, the current and standard would also apply, but there would be that second option for the criminally ugly.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You will get sunburned easily and then you will die of cancer.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everybody can set their own atmospheric conditions and have their own ecosystems!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Imagine what it would be like near people who go out without deodorant.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everybody was aware of the olfactory assault they subject those around them to.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinity times zero is still zero
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people can go to Yoshinoya without being interrogated for roughly 1 hour.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Violent men would then have to take over Anna Miller's or MOC Burger
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where ink never dries inside of a pen, and once something is written, the ink dries instantaneously!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The quantum state of ink being both dry and not dry at the same time when it gets out of the pen but does not write anything would make laundry quite difficult when the pen explodes in your shirt pocket.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the layman actually understood quantum mechanics and didn't just use it for lame jokes or to make himself seems more educated and wiser than he actually is!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) gb2vulcan
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) a world where the universal way to say hello is a swift kick in the crotch!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You know, that song's all about communism.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is armed and dangerous, and the more people you kill the better your afterlife is, so it's a big worldwide deathmatch where no one is safe anywhere!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The end result is a world with Mr. Rogers as the last man alive.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we communicated with mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This world would be too perfect, so its population would die due to overcommunication.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you and me would be the happiest persons!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) seeing sad people reduces my happiness.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with unlimited computing power!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) As usual, software wouldn't catch up with hardware.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Mona is the standard font for essays!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd probably have to use a size where it'll look like shit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where fire doesn't burn!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Committing arson against rival mitten manufacturers will be that much harder.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Gurochan!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But guro is as funny as it is disturbing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without fchan
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People will go outside with their fur suits, searching for other people wearing fur suits, and everyone will see them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without BBW-chan!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At some point, we would start running out of chans to look down on, because they'd alllll filter down here.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of ORIGINAL CONTENT!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would all become very lonely with no memes to congregate a social group around, and thus be reduced to holding constant pissing contests.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where coffee was as available as water!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Turns out caffeinating the oceans isn't good for maritime wildlife.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where happiness never loses its mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) For each new case of happiness another pair of everlasting mittens appears until we all end up suffocating in the pillowy mass.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without silly laws that prohibit things which merely offend certain insignificant sensibilities!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world would be polluted with mittens.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Coca-Cola Classic was free~
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I would just grow sick of it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it only took one to tango, and you could tango in the privacy of your own room!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pepsi is better.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there was only a single brand of cola!
vc: bouzz which sounds like booze which is semi-related.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 01:30. 02:05. kopipe is not that hard.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a brave prince went to Wapan and fought the Ameritanians to save the Ameritanians from the Ameritanians!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Turns out, the brave prince just wanted to conquer the Ameritanians himself.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there was a KFC on every street corner!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I get the feeling that you were trying to lure me into making a racist joke there...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where 30 minutes of dancing would have the same effect on you as 7 hours of sleep!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where dancing would put you out of commission for six and a half hours when you're done.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone deliberately misinterprets what you say to make you sound like a totally incoherent moron!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pompous blowhards will be even more pompous and blowhardy.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everybody was hot just like in my Japanese animes!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would be struck by insecurity anyways
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world that didn't look down on catalog sold wives!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) God, would it kill you to just wait till the year 2000 when we all finally have strong AI robots?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where turkish coffee is the normal way to drink coffee!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Grit in your mouth. All day. Forever.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there was no scarcity AND everyone was cool about it!!
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ This is but one possible "Heaven" espoused in the usual monotheistic theologies. It'd actually be an excellent place, with plenty of time for musing and essentially no ennui, but we'd also all be dead.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A flat earth!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'd probably fall off the edge.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where slightly more people had pet kittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm allergic.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all bad posts were detected and converted into good posts!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No lesser degrees of quality to judge our current posts by would encourage zero improvement: we'd devolve.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without those uptight VIPPERs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Daddycool would have to find some other means of employment. I shudder to imagine the day he gets to be a news anchor or something.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people existed who had the talent to play http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSU_h3ODWUQ live!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If your pants were loose, then people would be able to figure out your secret fetishes.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the day was 25 hours long instead of 24, so you got an extra hour of sleep each day.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) An evil boss would force you to work the 25th hour during crunch time.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Metric time!
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（ ( ・ω・） Everyone knows the metric system is an evil commie plot.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had free insanely fast broadband!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Meatspin at the speed of light would bring new meaning to "insanely fast."
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which this board was just slightly funnier and more original!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then >>74 would never be allowed to post on here. HEY-YOOOOO.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which this board had new members, except they didn't come from 4chan or youtube or somethingawful or Sankaku Complex or...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd come from SAoVQ and we'd be beat for originality.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where an evil mirror image of our own world orbited above as a grim reminder of the double-edged sword of our own souls!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What's keeping them from invading, again?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All books were free, and yet the authors still made money!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What's keeping shitty authors from becoming rich, again?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Edward Scissorhands was your big brother!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My big brother molested me, and it would have hurt a lot more if he had scissorhands.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where children didn't get molested!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Certain Bible-types would get away with other horrible things they do to children
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where false positive versus true negative arguments don't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What is this I don't even
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there were more jobs that required no learned skills.
⊂(ﾟ-ﾟ⊂⌒つ But then nobody would want to learn skills.
⊂(ﾟヮﾟ⊂⌒つ A world of bittan bittan!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thanks to you I just watched a video of two chibi boys flopping like fish. AGAIN.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where no-one doubts the power and motivations of the Elitist Superstructure!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Attempts to overthrow the elitist superstructure are humorous to watch.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where alcohol never causes liver disease!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd have to be really, really careful not to end up inside one....
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we could actually reward those who work hard to some good end without making the entire system bankrupt!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) While 'hard work' (being the application of intense or persistent effort to a job or task) is admirable, it's important to note that due to the disparate skill sets and mental/physical capabilities of each individual man or woman, there's no guarantee the resulting product or service will be of any desirable quality or quantity. As well, this proposed world may suffer from an inverted income disparity; a mentally feeble person may become wealthy for factory work, whereas the naturally-adept ubermencsh has trouble paying his mortgage because, for him, nothing is challenging enough to constitute hard work.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Billy Mumy could turn you into a jack-in-the-box for thinking bad thoughts!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone will think bad thought, leading to an overabundance of jacks in the box, and no hands to turn the cranks.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we drink pee and pee water!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd all smell like piss.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Eternal spring!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hell is other people
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All cats are loyal servants, and great chefs to boot!
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Loyal or not, we'll always be snarky assholes, nya~
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I can have Teh Rei all to myself!
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i 乂-‐ －! i I'm fucking Squeeks anyway.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where infidelity didn't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But neither does love
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pillow fights around every corner!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) record breaking number of deaths by down allergy sufferers
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No allergies ever!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Well...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That would....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Allergy medicine companies would...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, I got nothing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were every child got a puppy or kitten for their 6th birthday!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Overpopulating the pet community leads to death and despair among both cat and dogkind.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world flooded with playroom balls!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I mistake an androgynous gay boy for a cute girl and receive a handful of boner.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there existed NxNxN Rubik's cubes for arbitrarily large N!
( ・-・) Dude, you know nobody will get that and that means you're gonna have to doublepost. And being the asshole you are, you actually want that to happen.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A 3x3x3 cube has 27 little cubes.... Therefore an NxNxN will have N^3 cubes...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone understood algebra!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world of wasted neurons.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of peace and compassion, full of abundant joy and bountiful harvests, all completely without suffering of any kind.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything would stay the same for eternity. Boooring...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone is loved!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some people shouldn't be loved.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is a good person!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'll all be easily manipulated dopes, and stand no chance when the machines try to take over
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everything tastes like fruit!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some fruits don't taste good...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of ledgely!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I could not wear jeans on thursday!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world that doesn't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) then 4-ch would not exist.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where 4-ch was the only website!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where, like, everyone smokes weed!
( ◕ ヮ◕) Yay!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everything was provided by the government!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No one would do hard work.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone forgives everyone!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would get away with murder.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where women remained beautiful as they got older!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm a gerontophile.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Humans can control hurricanes and steer them away from land!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) they'd be used for war.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without war!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Countries would bitch behind each other's backs instead of letting their testosterone flow out in warhead form!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without wasps!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>115 the world would be happier but slightly less stylish
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all music was made by cats!
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´-｀ﾐ We're not very good at it, nya~
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へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ヮ｀ﾐ A world where Teh Rei's Dinor actually served food and paid my salary, nya~
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) You don't wanna know where Rei's food comes from...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world full of rainbows!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rainbows have a limited amount of color
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A never ending paintball game!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would constantly be purple and swollen and in pain.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where those NEET are kings among men!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Working people will be pissed that NEETs get all the credit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without frontiers!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Adam Ant would lose his backing band.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world made of boobs and penises!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Their owners wouldn't be able to orgasm very well!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all prejudice is confined to the Irish sea!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) British fishermen would starve to death.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the American South was made up entirely of Scotsmen!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Millions of miles of men without a woman in sight makes for a dangerous atmosphere, no matter the mettle of the men who populate it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone found true love!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No more love-triangle plots or comical misunderstandings.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where free love was practical and acceptable!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 11AM to 3PM would all be shitty PBS and BBC documentaries, and cable news which is just a banner scrolling across the TV screen
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Amazing TV shows 24 hours a say!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody with a TV would do anything constructive or of Quality in their free time.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where free time can last indefinitely without any negative effects on the outside world!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where every 3 months, Katamari Damancy-style stuff would happen, but we'd all be completely unharmed in the process, the world was restored to it's natural order, and we all had a party afterwards.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A thread where people suggest perfect worlds and add a catch-all that stumps anyone trying to find a flaw!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That'd be a pretty short thread.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where nobody was stupid!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody would work the McJobs
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) McJobs don't suck!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody would work the sucky jobs.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all movies and TV shows are animated, and voice acting is the most prestigious profession!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Welcome to Planet Japan.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where film producers and production companies were genuinely committed to producing artwork of high quality, rather than pandering to the lowest common denominator in search of short-term profits!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It would take a very long time for a new show to arrive, and it would take a long time to get another episode of a current good show.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the process of creating good shows is super fast!
( ﾟ Дﾟ) WHAT DO I WATCH WHAT DO I WATCH?!!??!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone could choose their own lifelong super power!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What if you choose badly and get really bored with your power in a couple years?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone wore MITTENS!
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( >ヮ<) MITTENS!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What if there were no hypothetical questions?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1226341745/299-300
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where anime characters will unconditionally reciprocate any love you have for them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only one person could ever fall in love with any given character.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where cold fusion is the only available energy source!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unicorns would poop a lot and smell bad
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all the animals were a lot smaller including humans so from their perspective the world would be a lot bigger so they wouldn't need to worry as much about resources or pollution.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rats are far smaller than humans, and they multiply far too quickly. Humankind would expand in population like rats, and then the environmental impact would be the same.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without rats!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insect scavengers would quickly fill the ecological niche.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where perpetual motion is possible and widely-used!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Global warming idiots would have heart attacks. And not literal ones.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the Earth is the center of the universe, and the universe was a huge shopping mall of planets!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Earth would be the store that's far too expensive to shop at.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A toroidal world!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the moon would orbit the Earth in a weird way, due to the shape of the gravitational pull.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That Gravity Man stage of Mega Man 5!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wouldn't much enjoy being pixelated.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The inside of a Dyson sphere!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Where would you put the sun? The orbital configurations involved are just mind-boggling.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without metaphorical language!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd be conquered and enslaved by hostile aliens as soon as we laid down our arms, like on that episode of The Simpsons.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I could think of something clever to put here!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No one would find it witty anyway.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without worries!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People stop being worried what other people think of anything they do at all and suddenly the world is full of assholes and scary people.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) World where masturbating was the cure for all diseases, ever!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Poor health would still result in clinical depression and low libido, so sick people wouldn't want to masturbate.
( ∵ヮ∴) A world where we really could be tanasinn!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You're doing it wrong; Feel harder. Think less.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world full of and only Nagato Yuki!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) はい。
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Haruhiism is recognized as a mainstream religion!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) WHY
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A vworld where I can actually think of shit to put here!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would be a Haruhi fan, thus a virgin and the population would die out.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where keeping fit was easy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The connotations surrounding being thin versus being fat would reverse and being mortally obese would suddenly become fashionable.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where English makes sense!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... what the hell kind of gibberish world was that?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where esoteric programming languages replace the mainstream and vice versa!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People would still use C++, even if just to look cool.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Minecraft!
dqn was the world leaders
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the world would be in ruin.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everything is made out of blocks!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If you fall down, you land on a sharp corner and get hurt
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) not feeling pain when you don't want to feel pain.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People choosing not to feel pain all the time and dying from their injuries as a result.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there was a second season of Lucky Star!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) EMS, police, and firefighters who like Lucky Star would be too busy watching TV at that time slot while people get killed by criminals who are not fans of the show.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without crime!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Financial imbalance, the watusi, the twist.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No world at all! Nothing!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No mittens at all! Nothing!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Every food was as good as your favorite food but less fattening
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the number of fat people falls below the number of Chubby Chasers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The correct ratio of fat people and Chubby Chasers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world with fat people.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without sentient beings but also mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Poor mittens, with no one to love them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sentient mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most mittens not only refuse to be used as mittens, but most humans refuse to use them as well...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is not only cute and intelligent, but also benevolent!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People with different standards of cuteness would die alone.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Julian Assange has diplomatic immunity in every nation on Earth!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Assagne-identity thieves outnumbering this world's Elvis impersonators.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where soft drinks such as coke and the like are not popular, unsweetened chilled teas (white, green, oolong, black) in bottles instead being the favourites! No softdrink-induced obesity! Dentists don't have to worry about kids's teeth as much anymore!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Instead humanity develops a genetic resistance to caffeine. College students attempting to stay up all night now require amphetamines.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where lounge singers are recognised by the government as the musical terrorists they are!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Richard Cheese is an outlaw. YOU BASTARD!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone likes and is good at math!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone immediately forgets that such a thing as sexual intercourse exists because the Goldbach conjecture is far more interesting, and homo sapiens slowly dies out.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there are no fashion trends!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) How will we know who's hip?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people's skin is made out of nylon!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Suddenly millions develop a fetish for "natural skin."
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had an adorable pet kitten!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) cat poop
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people's skin is made of glass!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You can no longer slap anyone without shards flying everywhere. Also, looking at people's faces would be gross.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a Vocaloid song by some unknown Nico Nico Douga user became Japan's national anthem!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trying to salute a leader while doing the caramelldansen at the same time
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Leaders don't get special recognition!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A few thousand years later, the last of the race would board boats for an unseen land in the uttermost West--taking the Silmarils with them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where genetic engineering was cheap and easy, and anyone who wanted could become an Elf or an Ork or even a furry!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You would always have those assholes who would jump for things like super strength and intelligence and shit just so they could bully lots of other people and take over the world--kinda like Khan from Star Trek except they would be pretty fugly with all that muscle and extra brain.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where coins are edible!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) http://www.amazon.com/Bag-465-Milk-Chocolate-Coins/dp/B000JIMSBC We already live there. They melt in your pocket and attract bugs if left there any length of time.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I could get decent Chinese takeout in this town, I tell you what.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You would spend all day having it delivered and then eating it until you got super fat.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there is a separate section for fat people as well the non-fat chubby chasers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The weight of the people in the fat section would disastrously change the Earth's orbit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where 45 minutes of WiiFit a day would be all that is needed to get and maintain an Adonis physique!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are no Wiis in stock anywhere.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I could eat all the Nong Shim instant noodle cups I ever wanted!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cups aren't even edible.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where cups were edible!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Water and soup falling out everywhere.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Antigravity foods!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It would just float away into space.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone has their own spacecraft!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Jon's law. Look it up.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people don't get headaches!
>>196
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bayer and other pharma companies go out of business. Millions of jobs are lost.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people with headaches can use their nervous energy to power their home electronics!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But they wouldn't be able to enjoy them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone else loved mittens as much as I do!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) There is nothing flawed with that as far as I am concerned, because I am not an individualist.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But when everyone is a sea of LCL, it kind of makes it hard to wear mittens. Dammit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where once in a while it would rain candy instead of water!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People struck in the head by upside-down sugar cones are unlikely to regard this world as perfect.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where clothing is completely unnecessary, as humans are more hirsute than gorillas!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Porn would be very disturbing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where clothing is completely unnecessary, thanks to the effects of global warming!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are people you wouldn't want to see naked.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Neets can find rewarding AND useful work!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They end up taking the jobs away from more dedicated workers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where killing and mutilating Narutards is not only legalised, but encouraged by a governmental bounty program!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A lot of cool friends who are secretly Narutards would be slaughtered en masse...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world connected to every other planet in the solar system by a series of self-repairing, traversable tubes which mediate a quantum substance known as 'grist' that allows such phenomena as telepathy, telekinesis and a whole new level of virtual reality... sort of like what Tony Daniel describes in his book Metaplanetary!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It'd be way too easy to evade your responsibilities, and civilization would fall into chaos. Also, I'd like to point out that if your cool friend is a secret Narutard, he's not really all that cool.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone pulled their weight!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No one would be pushing weights anymore.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone is made of eyeballs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Come tear up my lads, 'tis to soreness we steer....
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people would follow the pattern instead of making declarative statements for creating perfect worlds!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would get to 999 by Oppai Oppai, and who wants that?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where region coding on movies and games is outlawed!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Suddenly I don't feel awesome for having a Japanese Dreamcast.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where inanimate objects could spring to life and become your best friends!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Immobile objects would make you feel guilty if you left them, causing you to stay in one pale for too long.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) everything can be moved with ease!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would be no immovable objects to oppose unstoppable forces.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world wear jelly beans actually tasted good! Even the black ones!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world with atrocious spelling.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A world of subdued enthusiasm.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) That would be pretty cool.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where anyone can communicates electronically via a sort of worldwide network, from the comfort of their own home!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Oh wait, that is the current world, and it sucks.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the internet was filled with intelligent and thoughtful people!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It'd be overrun by dumb thoughtless people in a matter of months
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where almost everything is open-source
( ﾟ -ﾟ) In many cases, the incentive to build extremely good games would be eliminated.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) great games spontaneously appear!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Game developers would have to get normal jobs.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the USA had a 10% across the board tarriff on all imports, thus encouraging more local manufacture and thus more jobs for working class peeps!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Goods that are otherwise imported would be that much more expensive, while the effect on employment would be negligible.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all men are traps!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd all stay home playing with their boobs all day.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where 4rries and 3aboos got along!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about, so I doubt whatever that is would change anything important.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everything is equally important!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Playing video games all days ranks equally with having a job. Video games require less effort. Production ceases as a whole.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without emotions!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Engagement in labour, mental or otherwise, ranks equally with life's little moments of joy. Relationships require less effort. Interconnection ceases as a whole.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without drudgery!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No work for the mentally disabled.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone greets each other with hugs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hugs can cause severe pain in certain individuals.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone gets free painkillers!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most of human race immediately dies of overdose. The evolutionary/ecological niche of sentient tool-user is not filled again by evolution in the billion years remaining before the Sun becomes a red giant and vaporizes everything out to the radius of the orbit of Mars.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where more people experience things that are mildly uplifting!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pharmaceutical companies would go bankrupt from people not gobbling up their expensive anti-depressants.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you didn't have to bathe and you could still smell laundry fresh every day!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd still feel grimy.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone has self-cleaning skin!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've already got that.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where time is measured metrically!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd try fitting our daily life into smaller packets of time, making it seem to go really fast, overwhelming the working man to a new, unheard-of degree.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the metric system is the only metric!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some group of countries would rebel and change it to their liking.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world for each individual person, and they would be able to share it with anyone of their choice!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People could share their world with me when I would rather not know about their world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being able to filter out annoying people before you even meet them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You wouldn't meet those people who were initially quite annoying, but only because they were trying to impress you. Over time they're actually worth knowing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the coming year is always better than the previous, in most all ways!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People with different definitions of the word "better" will be upset to see their world spiral downwards every year.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where politicians who break their campaign promises are stripped of their powers for a number of months proportional to how greatly the broken promise affected the general population! During this period, their post is assigned to a member of the opposition.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That means the member of the opposition can get away with promises broken in the previous election.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The old Greek process of Ostracism brought into modern times in order to get rid of politicians that break promises!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Politicians whose names are impossible to spell correctly for the average citizen would still get away with anything.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Governing bodies should have their sessions in a geostationary satellite, and those who break their campaign promises get sucked out the nearest airlock!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world quickly falls into ruin as every official who travels to orbit goes missing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where wild animals are friendlier and people can be trivially characterized by the type of pet they carry around.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People rely excessively on shallow stereotypes, and proper human communication falls by the wayside because pets are cuddlier anyway.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people could exchange their human bodies for android ones that never need to sleep or rest!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Androids need their batteries charged, joints greased, memory defragged, and chrome polished.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being inside 2 androids at the same time!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wait, so like, you'd have to be inside an android which is inside another android. Does not compute. Also, not a world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could break the laws of physics if it really did make things turn out better!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We OBEY the laws of physics on this website, young man.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is dedicated to cultivating knowledge, wisdom, joy, and compassion for all living beings!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would be expected to clean their own toilets.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone poops chocolate and pees lemonade!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Scat porn would be voided of shock value.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Casual space travel!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Who the fuck cares about space? OOhhh! Wow look at that giant black void! So amazing!!11one
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where slavery is legal and I'm not a slave!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your slave ends up killing you because you're an unbearable piece of shit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without the possibility of overpopulation!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world that expands when its population increases would end up crushing all of us with its gravitational force within two generations.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Japanese is the lingua franca, and Japan is the only superpower!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...and whole families are dull corporate slaves for a few generations.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everything was made of LISP.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Smug Lisp Weenies.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everything was made of win.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You couldn't be smug about having read SICP and knowing Haskell anymore.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is pansexual, and love can blossom between two people without any societal limits!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But the poor polyamorous people still have silly numerical limits imposed on their love ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Google Translate never distorted the meaning of any text fed through it!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If the initial text lacks meaning, the translation itself would be a distortion because it would be attempting to interpret the original statement as if there were meaning. Translation does not exist without a meaning of some sort. Logic as we understand it would have to unravel first.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Actually, a world of tanasinn wou∵∴∵∴
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would all be attacked by robot unicorns, who would then proceed to make believe with us and live in harmony harmony oh love.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the sky is the prettiest imaginable shade of lilac!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It isn't already?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the previous poster sometimes really IS a panda!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ZDVvnl/nzdhjukfzdk;
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where pandas could type!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd all be shot for typing anti-PRC stuff on the internet.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without poverty!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Financial homogeneity, something about economy crumbling.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is adequately eloquent!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would sound like a pretentious asshole.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there was no religious conflict!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bickering atheist ideologies would quickly fill the vacuum, and be far more destructive and war-like than any religion could hope to be, since morality is much more flexible (or even negligible) in their view.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all beings were happy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If we were all happy life would be pretty dull and meaningless, without any passion or excitement.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world full of cute puppies and kittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The puppies and kittens are our only source of food.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of pure spiritual existence unbound by physical limitations.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Solipists are forever alone in themselves.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had someone to love and be loved by.
( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Please stand by while this thread sinks lower and lower, never to be posted in again.
( ´ﾟωﾟ`) So, I
-voot-
( ´ﾟヮﾟ`) sure do love mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Language would not exist.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where good threads never die!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Do you really want to read a thread with 100,000GET?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Automatically knowing what to click on and scroll to!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No chance of serendipitously coming across something fun by accidentally clicking the wrong thing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No shitposting anywhere ever!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Quality posts aren't good or special any more.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone gets the joke and laughs along with the trolls!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trolling itself does not exist because everyone gets the joke and laughs along with the trolls.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gensokyo!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am not good at Danmaku games and would be killed instantly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Performance enhancing drugs that improve danmaku game skills, aren't expensive, and have no bad side effects!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Danmaku games cease being fun
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people enjoy reading!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Video games are underappreciated.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People generally respect each other's views, and all sexual orientations, political views and so on are socially acceptable everywhere!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Political correctness is enforced with the death penalty
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Espeon becomes a good poster!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't eradicate all the shit here anyway.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where >>275 unexpectedly dies of aneurysm.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN loses a potentially good poster. You're still here.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Release Emergency Mittens buttons installed in all public buildings, like with fire alarms!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Irresponsible people cause what is going to be known as First Grand Mittens Catastrophe.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Basics of Elitism is a required course.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone fails.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Consolation parfaits for everyone!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone fails intentionally in order to get parfait.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Diseases don't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No easy excuses for getting out of work or such.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Anyone, if they think about it really hard, can materialise pantsu out of nothing! Any pantsu they like!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They're all soiled.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No more awful drugs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People have to make do with vaguely unpleasant drugs instead. (Also, how is soiled pantsu a bad thing?)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Humans don't need to poop!
>>283
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Urinary tract infections and blockages are way more common.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The esophagus and trachea are completely separate so that it is impossible to choke on food or drink!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No one has any idea how to kiss.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people evolved from cats!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No one has any reason to strive for anything.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone has equal opportunities!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People are still failures.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All of the brown people die!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People are still failures, and dying out from crippling genetic defects within two dozen generations thanks to lack of diversity..
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Uranium is completely impossible to mine and/or enrich, and every nation on the planet relies on Thorium reactors for 80% of their electricity generation (the remainder uses renewable resources)!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thorium is still non-renewable. When it runs out, if we haven't perfected fusion power yet, we'll be screwed.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Virtual reality without a real component! You can save, load, reset, edit, all that sort of thing!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People would just break stuff a bit, get bored and leave.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Nutritious Rice for the World solves all hunger problems!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rice is fucking boring.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where rice comes in many exciting flavors!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People blame type 2 diabetes on chocolate-flavoured rice.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everything is like a comedy/slice of life anime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We temporarily cease to exist every eleven minutes.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where nobody needs to eat, drink or sleep, but they still do it by choice!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some people fart by choice. Every chance they get.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all life is music!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There is dubstep bacteria that ravages and devastates all other species.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is a cat!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) None of us have opposable thumbs, so we can't open doors or play video games or anything like that.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is a catgirl!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The whole species dies out on a generation
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everything smells like clean linens
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>295 is unaffected by Fart attacks.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the human brain can wirelessly send/receive data in a manner similar to Bluetooth devices.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being spammed with porn, ads and mental viruses. Also being mentally hi-jacked or hacked.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where boffins has found a way to transfer person's knowledge and consciousness to very powerful computers. And it's cheap and available for everyone!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone even further tortured by thoughts of mortality/existence.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where effective soundproofing is cheap and wide-spread!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You can't get people to respond to any of your calls.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people all communicate with smoke signals!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Smoke inhalation reduces quality of life. It's further reduced by the speed of communication during organized attack by elephants.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without cruelty and STDs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Without STDs sex has become a much more common practice and overpopulation became a serious problem. The earth's natural resources were used up in a few centuries.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without cruelty!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Punishing people for committing crimes is really difficult.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where dogs and cats merged into one species!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Actual statistics are boring.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where bell curves are all upside-down!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The whole world going tits up.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people evolved to attach themselves to walls!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spiderman comics are boring because everybody can be Spiderman.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all people have 2 different personalities!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The number of bad personalities is multiplied by two.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the Dreamcast was the most popular console of its generation.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sega Super GT wasn't as good as Gran Turismo 3 or 4, and fewer people got to play it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the Turbographics16/PCEngine was a huge sucess!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread is buried when someone mentions the famicom and I have to look it up on wikipedia to figure out what it is. But everything else is pretty much the same.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without privacy and secrets, where everyone knows everything about everyone and so no one cares about your secrets which are really not nearly as shameful as the next guy's!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone still thinks you're a dork, though.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where post-scarcity exists and people are free to pursue whatever interests them without worrying about supporting themselves!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) my captcha was "pi", so I found this thread to bump with 314get!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) R-type reproductive strategies in such a world outcompete K-type reproductive strategies. As such, large investments of time or energy into individual offspring are wasted. Sentience and the ability to make and use tools were nice while they lasted. In fifty thousand years their descendants will be rat-sized insectivores that dwell in trees, and in a hundred thousand they'll have tails again.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where problems can be solved by watching cat videos on the Internet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) As a cruel symptom of a fundamental misunderstanding of cause and effect by the universe itself, everybody's problems revolve around their inability to leave their bedrooms and interact with the outside world. Nobody plucks up the courage to leave and buy cat food, nor operate a cat food delivery service; all domestic felines eventually end up in a taped-up shoebox in the darkest corner of the room, under a shirt or dirty pile of socks. Cat videos are the last historical evidence that humans ever owned cats; the internet is an archive of guilt and heart-wrenching nostalgia for a time unplagued by hikikomori.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where poo smells nice!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Due to the inoffensive smell, thedisposal and containment of feces is not as strictly practiced leading to a very high rate of disease
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where self-sufficient funny dogglys walk around the street entertaining people
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't know what that means but it sounds awful.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where holodecks and replicators are common household appliances!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Decadence, stagnation, dissolution.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people have genetic memory.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Vividly recalling the awkward drunken sex between your parents that led to your conception, along with their subsequent fights and mutual surety that having a child would make them miserable and ruin their relationship.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without stupid people.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No one in this thread would exist.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone strives to be remembered by history!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) History books are so heavy that children can't carry them leading to teachers just leaving them in the storerooms. As a result no one learns any hisotry.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you can forget horrible experiences at will
( ﾟ -ﾟ) who are you people?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the Star Wars Holiday Special was considered the high point of the franchise!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Subsequent Holiday Specials were really garbage and dissappointed everyone.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were rain tastes like chocolate!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seattlites get so fat that the entire American continent tips over. The east coast ends up outside the earth's atmosphere..
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where nobody lives in big cities!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It is easier for me to link an article to Ordos, China than to explain what happens when nobody lives in big cities.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Every country in the world is part of South Korea or North Korea!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Massive widespread riots would occur as nobody in their right mind would enjoy being part of South Korea.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) everybody knows how to play mahjong !
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's Windows 95 Mahjong where all yo do is match tiles
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where state-manufactured loli guro is free and easily accessable.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's part of a state propaganda program to condition people into child-killing super-soldiers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where every series in fiction stops where it should stop, with no abominable sequels!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Publishing houses close as they realize they can no longer make bank off of sequels as guaranteed profits, and self-publishing takes over. Without the gatekeeper function that the publishers play, loads of garbage novels written by hacks and self-obsessed dipshits who make themselves invincible God-like main characters are released and drown out the good stuff.
(At least, that's what the publishers want you to think will happen.)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where gay marriage is legal in every country!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You still can't marry your cow.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where dogs can talk with humans!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "THROW THE BALL THROW THE BALL THROW IT AGAIN THROW IT AGAIN" all fucking day and night.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where cats can talk with humans!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, George."
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where every city council meeting, not just the ones in Detroit, is rapidly interrupted by a woman bobbing her head side to side like a chicken and calling the Mayor "Shrek."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody can go to a meeting without getting drunk as hell first. It is the only way to make someone woman's bitching tolerable. Unfortunately, alcohol interferes with good decision making.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The ability to make smart decisions even when using drugs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Since drugs present no psychoactive effects whatsoever, recreational drug consumption is a boring, non-sensical thing to experience. But your decision-making skills remain as sharp as ever when taking cough syrup.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The ability to timewarp each time you make a terrible, drug-influenced decision!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Drug users and other low lives abuse this power to influence the world in a way beneficial to them leading to a total societal
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everything is always on time
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mussolini doesn't even have that one fraudulent claim to competence anymore.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Trump and Hitler shacked up yesterday and were found dead after overdosing on street drugs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Michelle Bachmann and Mao Zedong are the next 2 people in line to replace them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everybody is a Thundercat!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They're from the reboot.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It is universally considered bad etiquette to top-post!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Every time a shitty thread is created, a slightly less shitty thread goes to the archive.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Human communication is entirely internet-based!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) On the internet, nobody knows you're a Thundercat.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone has lost their hangups and neuroses and physical intimacy in all its varied flavors is not a big deal, it's the Done Thing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Turns out we just found something else to obsess about.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which wars are decided by duels between politicians.
