( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without uncalled-for sequels!
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) A 3x3x3 cube has 27 little cubes.... Therefore an NxNxN will have N^3 cubes...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone understood algebra!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world of wasted neurons.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of peace and compassion, full of abundant joy and bountiful harvests, all completely without suffering of any kind.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything would stay the same for eternity. Boooring...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone is loved!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some people shouldn't be loved.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is a good person!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'll all be easily manipulated dopes, and stand no chance when the machines try to take over
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everything tastes like fruit!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some fruits don't taste good...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of ledgely!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I could not wear jeans on thursday!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world that doesn't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) then 4-ch would not exist.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where 4-ch was the only website!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where, like, everyone smokes weed!
( ◕ ヮ◕) Yay!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everything was provided by the government!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No one would do hard work.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone forgives everyone!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would get away with murder.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where women remained beautiful as they got older!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm a gerontophile.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Humans can control hurricanes and steer them away from land!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) they'd be used for war.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without war!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Countries would bitch behind each other's backs instead of letting their testosterone flow out in warhead form!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without wasps!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>115 the world would be happier but slightly less stylish
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all music was made by cats!
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ﾐ*´-｀ﾐ We're not very good at it, nya~
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ﾐ*´ヮ｀ﾐ A world where Teh Rei's Dinor actually served food and paid my salary, nya~
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) You don't wanna know where Rei's food comes from...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world full of rainbows!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rainbows have a limited amount of color
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A never ending paintball game!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would constantly be purple and swollen and in pain.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where those NEET are kings among men!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Working people will be pissed that NEETs get all the credit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without frontiers!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Adam Ant would lose his backing band.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world made of boobs and penises!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Their owners wouldn't be able to orgasm very well!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all prejudice is confined to the Irish sea!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) British fishermen would starve to death.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the American South was made up entirely of Scotsmen!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Millions of miles of men without a woman in sight makes for a dangerous atmosphere, no matter the mettle of the men who populate it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone found true love!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No more love-triangle plots or comical misunderstandings.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where free love was practical and acceptable!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 11AM to 3PM would all be shitty PBS and BBC documentaries, and cable news which is just a banner scrolling across the TV screen
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Amazing TV shows 24 hours a say!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody with a TV would do anything constructive or of Quality in their free time.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where free time can last indefinitely without any negative effects on the outside world!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where every 3 months, Katamari Damancy-style stuff would happen, but we'd all be completely unharmed in the process, the world was restored to it's natural order, and we all had a party afterwards.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A thread where people suggest perfect worlds and add a catch-all that stumps anyone trying to find a flaw!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That'd be a pretty short thread.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where nobody was stupid!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody would work the McJobs
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) McJobs don't suck!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody would work the sucky jobs.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all movies and TV shows are animated, and voice acting is the most prestigious profession!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Welcome to Planet Japan.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where film producers and production companies were genuinely committed to producing artwork of high quality, rather than pandering to the lowest common denominator in search of short-term profits!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It would take a very long time for a new show to arrive, and it would take a long time to get another episode of a current good show.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the process of creating good shows is super fast!
( ﾟ Дﾟ) WHAT DO I WATCH WHAT DO I WATCH?!!??!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone could choose their own lifelong super power!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What if you choose badly and get really bored with your power in a couple years?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone wore MITTENS!
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( >ヮ<) MITTENS!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where anime characters will unconditionally reciprocate any love you have for them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only one person could ever fall in love with any given character.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where cold fusion is the only available energy source!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unicorns would poop a lot and smell bad
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all the animals were a lot smaller including humans so from their perspective the world would be a lot bigger so they wouldn't need to worry as much about resources or pollution.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rats are far smaller than humans, and they multiply far too quickly. Humankind would expand in population like rats, and then the environmental impact would be the same.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without rats!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insect scavengers would quickly fill the ecological niche.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where perpetual motion is possible and widely-used!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Global warming idiots would have heart attacks. And not literal ones.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the Earth is the center of the universe, and the universe was a huge shopping mall of planets!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Earth would be the store that's far too expensive to shop at.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A toroidal world!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the moon would orbit the Earth in a weird way, due to the shape of the gravitational pull.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That Gravity Man stage of Mega Man 5!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wouldn't much enjoy being pixelated.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The inside of a Dyson sphere!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Where would you put the sun? The orbital configurations involved are just mind-boggling.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without metaphorical language!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd be conquered and enslaved by hostile aliens as soon as we laid down our arms, like on that episode of The Simpsons.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I could think of something clever to put here!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No one would find it witty anyway.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without worries!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People stop being worried what other people think of anything they do at all and suddenly the world is full of assholes and scary people.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) World where masturbating was the cure for all diseases, ever!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Poor health would still result in clinical depression and low libido, so sick people wouldn't want to masturbate.
( ∵ヮ∴) A world where we really could be tanasinn!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You're doing it wrong; Feel harder. Think less.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world full of and only Nagato Yuki!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) はい。
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Haruhiism is recognized as a mainstream religion!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) WHY
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A vworld where I can actually think of shit to put here!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would be a Haruhi fan, thus a virgin and the population would die out.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where keeping fit was easy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The connotations surrounding being thin versus being fat would reverse and being mortally obese would suddenly become fashionable.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where English makes sense!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... what the hell kind of gibberish world was that?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where esoteric programming languages replace the mainstream and vice versa!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People would still use C++, even if just to look cool.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Minecraft!
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) the world would be in ruin.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everything is made out of blocks!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If you fall down, you land on a sharp corner and get hurt
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) not feeling pain when you don't want to feel pain.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People choosing not to feel pain all the time and dying from their injuries as a result.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there was a second season of Lucky Star!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) EMS, police, and firefighters who like Lucky Star would be too busy watching TV at that time slot while people get killed by criminals who are not fans of the show.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without crime!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Financial imbalance, the watusi, the twist.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No world at all! Nothing!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No mittens at all! Nothing!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Every food was as good as your favorite food but less fattening
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the number of fat people falls below the number of Chubby Chasers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The correct ratio of fat people and Chubby Chasers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world with fat people.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without sentient beings but also mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Poor mittens, with no one to love them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sentient mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most mittens not only refuse to be used as mittens, but most humans refuse to use them as well...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is not only cute and intelligent, but also benevolent!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People with different standards of cuteness would die alone.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Julian Assange has diplomatic immunity in every nation on Earth!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Assagne-identity thieves outnumbering this world's Elvis impersonators.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where soft drinks such as coke and the like are not popular, unsweetened chilled teas (white, green, oolong, black) in bottles instead being the favourites! No softdrink-induced obesity! Dentists don't have to worry about kids's teeth as much anymore!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Instead humanity develops a genetic resistance to caffeine. College students attempting to stay up all night now require amphetamines.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where lounge singers are recognised by the government as the musical terrorists they are!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Richard Cheese is an outlaw. YOU BASTARD!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone likes and is good at math!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone immediately forgets that such a thing as sexual intercourse exists because the Goldbach conjecture is far more interesting, and homo sapiens slowly dies out.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there are no fashion trends!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) How will we know who's hip?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people's skin is made out of nylon!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Suddenly millions develop a fetish for "natural skin."
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had an adorable pet kitten!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) cat poop
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people's skin is made of glass!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You can no longer slap anyone without shards flying everywhere. Also, looking at people's faces would be gross.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a Vocaloid song by some unknown Nico Nico Douga user became Japan's national anthem!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trying to salute a leader while doing the caramelldansen at the same time
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Leaders don't get special recognition!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A few thousand years later, the last of the race would board boats for an unseen land in the uttermost West--taking the Silmarils with them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where genetic engineering was cheap and easy, and anyone who wanted could become an Elf or an Ork or even a furry!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You would always have those assholes who would jump for things like super strength and intelligence and shit just so they could bully lots of other people and take over the world--kinda like Khan from Star Trek except they would be pretty fugly with all that muscle and extra brain.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where coins are edible!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) http://www.amazon.com/Bag-465-Milk-Chocolate-Coins/dp/B000JIMSBC We already live there. They melt in your pocket and attract bugs if left there any length of time.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I could get decent Chinese takeout in this town, I tell you what.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You would spend all day having it delivered and then eating it until you got super fat.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there is a separate section for fat people as well the non-fat chubby chasers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The weight of the people in the fat section would disastrously change the Earth's orbit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where 45 minutes of WiiFit a day would be all that is needed to get and maintain an Adonis physique!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are no Wiis in stock anywhere.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I could eat all the Nong Shim instant noodle cups I ever wanted!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cups aren't even edible.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where cups were edible!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Water and soup falling out everywhere.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Antigravity foods!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It would just float away into space.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone has their own spacecraft!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Jon's law. Look it up.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people don't get headaches!
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bayer and other pharma companies go out of business. Millions of jobs are lost.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people with headaches can use their nervous energy to power their home electronics!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But they wouldn't be able to enjoy them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone else loved mittens as much as I do!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) There is nothing flawed with that as far as I am concerned, because I am not an individualist.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But when everyone is a sea of LCL, it kind of makes it hard to wear mittens. Dammit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where once in a while it would rain candy instead of water!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People struck in the head by upside-down sugar cones are unlikely to regard this world as perfect.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where clothing is completely unnecessary, as humans are more hirsute than gorillas!