( ß ƒŽß) A world without uncalled-for sequels!
Original Thread: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1226341745/
( ß -ß) We temporarily cease to exist every eleven minutes.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where nobody needs to eat, drink or sleep, but they still do it by choice!
( ß -ß) Some people fart by choice. Every chance they get.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where all life is music!
( ß -ß) There is dubstep bacteria that ravages and devastates all other species.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where everyone is a cat!
( ß -ß) None of us have opposable thumbs, so we can't open doors or play video games or anything like that.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where everyone is a catgirl!
( ß -ß) The whole species dies out on a generation
( ß ƒŽß) A world where everything smells like clean linens
( ß -ß) >>295 is unaffected by Fart attacks.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where the human brain can wirelessly send/receive data in a manner similar to Bluetooth devices.
( ß -ß) Being spammed with porn, ads and mental viruses. Also being mentally hi-jacked or hacked.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where boffins has found a way to transfer person's knowledge and consciousness to very powerful computers. And it's cheap and available for everyone!
( ß -ß) Everyone even further tortured by thoughts of mortality/existence.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where effective soundproofing is cheap and wide-spread!
( ß -ß) You can't get people to respond to any of your calls.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where people all communicate with smoke signals!
( ß -ß) Smoke inhalation reduces quality of life. It's further reduced by the speed of communication during organized attack by elephants.
( ß ƒŽß) A world without cruelty and STDs!
( ß -ß) Without STDs sex has become a much more common practice and overpopulation became a serious problem. The earth's natural resources were used up in a few centuries.
( ß ƒŽß) A world without cruelty!
( ß -ß) Punishing people for committing crimes is really difficult.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where dogs and cats merged into one species!
( ß -ß) Actual statistics are boring.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where bell curves are all upside-down!
( ß -ß) The whole world going tits up.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where people evolved to attach themselves to walls!
( ß -ß) Spiderman comics are boring because everybody can be Spiderman.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where all people have 2 different personalities!
( ß -ß) The number of bad personalities is multiplied by two.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where the Dreamcast was the most popular console of its generation.
( ß -ß) Sega Super GT wasn't as good as Gran Turismo 3 or 4, and fewer people got to play it.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where the Turbographics16/PCEngine was a huge sucess!
( ß -ß) This thread is buried when someone mentions the famicom and I have to look it up on wikipedia to figure out what it is. But everything else is pretty much the same.
( ß ƒŽß) A world without privacy and secrets, where everyone knows everything about everyone and so no one cares about your secrets which are really not nearly as shameful as the next guy's!
( ß -ß) Everyone still thinks you're a dork, though.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where post-scarcity exists and people are free to pursue whatever interests them without worrying about supporting themselves!
( ß ƒŽß) my captcha was "pi", so I found this thread to bump with 314get!
( ß -ß) R-type reproductive strategies in such a world outcompete K-type reproductive strategies. As such, large investments of time or energy into individual offspring are wasted. Sentience and the ability to make and use tools were nice while they lasted. In fifty thousand years their descendants will be rat-sized insectivores that dwell in trees, and in a hundred thousand they'll have tails again.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where problems can be solved by watching cat videos on the Internet!
( ß -ß) As a cruel symptom of a fundamental misunderstanding of cause and effect by the universe itself, everybody's problems revolve around their inability to leave their bedrooms and interact with the outside world. Nobody plucks up the courage to leave and buy cat food, nor operate a cat food delivery service; all domestic felines eventually end up in a taped-up shoebox in the darkest corner of the room, under a shirt or dirty pile of socks. Cat videos are the last historical evidence that humans ever owned cats; the internet is an archive of guilt and heart-wrenching nostalgia for a time unplagued by hikikomori.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where poo smells nice!
( ß -ß) Due to the inoffensive smell, thedisposal and containment of feces is not as strictly practiced leading to a very high rate of disease
( ß ƒŽß) A world where self-sufficient funny dogglys walk around the street entertaining people
( ß -ß) I don't know what that means but it sounds awful.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where holodecks and replicators are common household appliances!
( ß -ß) Decadence, stagnation, dissolution.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where people have genetic memory.
( ß -ß) Vividly recalling the awkward drunken sex between your parents that led to your conception, along with their subsequent fights and mutual surety that having a child would make them miserable and ruin their relationship.
( ß ƒŽß) A world without stupid people.
( ß -ß) No one in this thread would exist.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where everyone strives to be remembered by history!
( ß -ß) History books are so heavy that children can't carry them leading to teachers just leaving them in the storerooms. As a result no one learns any hisotry.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where you can forget horrible experiences at will
( ß -ß) who are you people?
( ß ƒŽß) A world where the Star Wars Holiday Special was considered the high point of the franchise!
( ß -ß) Subsequent Holiday Specials were really garbage and dissappointed everyone.
( ß ƒŽß) A world were rain tastes like chocolate!
( ß -ß) Seattlites get so fat that the entire American continent tips over. The east coast ends up outside the earth's atmosphere..
( ß ƒŽß) A world where nobody lives in big cities!
( ß -ß) It is easier for me to link an article to Ordos, China than to explain what happens when nobody lives in big cities.
( ß ƒŽß) Every country in the world is part of South Korea or North Korea!
( ß -ß) Massive widespread riots would occur as nobody in their right mind would enjoy being part of South Korea.
( ß ƒŽß) everybody knows how to play mahjong !
( ß -ß) It's Windows 95 Mahjong where all yo do is match tiles
( ß ƒŽß) A world where state-manufactured loli guro is free and easily accessable.
( ß -ß) It's part of a state propaganda program to condition people into child-killing super-soldiers.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where every series in fiction stops where it should stop, with no abominable sequels!
( ß -ß) Publishing houses close as they realize they can no longer make bank off of sequels as guaranteed profits, and self-publishing takes over. Without the gatekeeper function that the publishers play, loads of garbage novels written by hacks and self-obsessed dipshits who make themselves invincible God-like main characters are released and drown out the good stuff.
(At least, that's what the publishers want you to think will happen.)
( ß ƒŽß) A world where gay marriage is legal in every country!
( ß -ß) You still can't marry your cow.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where dogs can talk with humans!
( ß -ß) "THROW THE BALL THROW THE BALL THROW IT AGAIN THROW IT AGAIN" all fucking day and night.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where cats can talk with humans!
( ß -ß) "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, George."
( ß ƒŽß) A world where every city council meeting, not just the ones in Detroit, is rapidly interrupted by a woman bobbing her head side to side like a chicken and calling the Mayor "Shrek."
( ß -ß) Nobody can go to a meeting without getting drunk as hell first. It is the only way to make someone woman's bitching tolerable. Unfortunately, alcohol interferes with good decision making.
( ß ƒŽß) The ability to make smart decisions even when using drugs!
( ß -ß) Since drugs present no psychoactive effects whatsoever, recreational drug consumption is a boring, non-sensical thing to experience. But your decision-making skills remain as sharp as ever when taking cough syrup.
( ß ƒŽß) The ability to timewarp each time you make a terrible, drug-influenced decision!
( ß -ß) Drug users and other low lives abuse this power to influence the world in a way beneficial to them leading to a total societal
( ß ƒŽß) A world where everything is always on time
( ß -ß) Mussolini doesn't even have that one fraudulent claim to competence anymore.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where Trump and Hitler shacked up yesterday and were found dead after overdosing on street drugs.
( ß -ß) Michelle Bachmann and Mao Zedong are the next 2 people in line to replace them.
( ß ƒŽß) Everybody is a Thundercat!
( ß -ß) They're from the reboot.
( ß ƒŽß) It is universally considered bad etiquette to top-post!
( ß -ß) Every time a shitty thread is created, a slightly less shitty thread goes to the archive.
( ß ƒŽß) Human communication is entirely internet-based!
( ß -ß) On the internet, nobody knows you're a Thundercat.
( ß ƒŽß) Everyone has lost their hangups and neuroses and physical intimacy in all its varied flavors is not a big deal, it's the Done Thing.
( ß -ß) Turns out we just found something else to obsess about.
( ß ƒŽß) A world in which wars are decided by duels between politicians.