ITT we find flaws in a perfect world [Part II] (343)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 16:03

( ) A world without uncalled-for sequels!

Original Thread: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1226341745/

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 22:57

( -) We temporarily cease to exist every eleven minutes.

( ) A world where nobody needs to eat, drink or sleep, but they still do it by choice!

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 01:17

( -) Some people fart by choice. Every chance they get.

( ) A world where all life is music!

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 11:32

( -) There is dubstep bacteria that ravages and devastates all other species.

( ) A world where everyone is a cat!

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 17:23

( -) None of us have opposable thumbs, so we can't open doors or play video games or anything like that.

( ) A world where everyone is a catgirl!

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 18:13

( -) The whole species dies out on a generation

( ) A world where everything smells like clean linens

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 23:09

( -) >>295 is unaffected by Fart attacks.

( ) A world where the human brain can wirelessly send/receive data in a manner similar to Bluetooth devices.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 23:29

( -) Being spammed with porn, ads and mental viruses. Also being mentally hi-jacked or hacked.

( ) A world where boffins has found a way to transfer person's knowledge and consciousness to very powerful computers. And it's cheap and available for everyone!

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 15:16

( -) UPS failure.

( ) A world where everyone can cast off their worldly concerns and just live and die simple but happy lives!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 19:06

( -) Everyone even further tortured by thoughts of mortality/existence.

( ) A world where effective soundproofing is cheap and wide-spread!

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 01:15

( -) You can't get people to respond to any of your calls.

( ) A world where people all communicate with smoke signals!

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 10:02

( -) Smoke inhalation reduces quality of life. It's further reduced by the speed of communication during organized attack by elephants.

( ) A world without cruelty and STDs!

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 14:55

( -) Without STDs sex has become a much more common practice and overpopulation became a serious problem. The earth's natural resources were used up in a few centuries.

( ) A world without cruelty!

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 18:38

( -) Punishing people for committing crimes is really difficult.

( ) A world where dogs and cats merged into one species!

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 19:52

( -) My dogcat just ignores me and looks out the window all day.

( ) A world where nobody had knee-jerk political responses to anything!

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 01:37

( -) Actual statistics are boring.

( ) A world where bell curves are all upside-down!

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 14:18

( -) The whole world going tits up.

( ) A world where people evolved to attach themselves to walls!

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 18:30

( -) Spiderman comics are boring because everybody can be Spiderman.

( ) A world where all people have 2 different personalities!

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 21:35

( -) The number of bad personalities is multiplied by two.

( ) A world where the Dreamcast was the most popular console of its generation.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 02:32

( -) Sega Super GT wasn't as good as Gran Turismo 3 or 4, and fewer people got to play it.

( ) A world where the Turbographics16/PCEngine was a huge sucess!

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7431 18:07

( -) This thread is buried when someone mentions the famicom and I have to look it up on wikipedia to figure out what it is. But everything else is pretty much the same.

( ) A world without privacy and secrets, where everyone knows everything about everyone and so no one cares about your secrets which are really not nearly as shameful as the next guy's!

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 02:06

( -) Everyone still thinks you're a dork, though.
( ) A world where post-scarcity exists and people are free to pursue whatever interests them without worrying about supporting themselves!

( ) my captcha was "pi", so I found this thread to bump with 314get!

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7996 00:54

( -) Over 98% of the human race stays home and watches Ow My Balls and the 'Batin' Channel. They're all fat and smelly, too.

( ) A world where everyone stays in good shape so the hyenas can't get 'em!

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7996 04:26

( -) R-type reproductive strategies in such a world outcompete K-type reproductive strategies. As such, large investments of time or energy into individual offspring are wasted. Sentience and the ability to make and use tools were nice while they lasted. In fifty thousand years their descendants will be rat-sized insectivores that dwell in trees, and in a hundred thousand they'll have tails again.

( ) A world where problems can be solved by watching cat videos on the Internet!

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7996 19:57

( -) As a cruel symptom of a fundamental misunderstanding of cause and effect by the universe itself, everybody's problems revolve around their inability to leave their bedrooms and interact with the outside world. Nobody plucks up the courage to leave and buy cat food, nor operate a cat food delivery service; all domestic felines eventually end up in a taped-up shoebox in the darkest corner of the room, under a shirt or dirty pile of socks. Cat videos are the last historical evidence that humans ever owned cats; the internet is an archive of guilt and heart-wrenching nostalgia for a time unplagued by hikikomori.

( ) A world where poo smells nice!

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 07:09

( -) Due to the inoffensive smell, thedisposal and containment of feces is not as strictly practiced leading to a very high rate of disease

( ) A world where self-sufficient funny dogglys walk around the street entertaining people

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 01:00

( -) I don't know what that means but it sounds awful.

( ) A world where holodecks and replicators are common household appliances!

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 02:05

( -) Decadence, stagnation, dissolution.

( ) A world where people have genetic memory.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 03:06

( -) Vividly recalling the awkward drunken sex between your parents that led to your conception, along with their subsequent fights and mutual surety that having a child would make them miserable and ruin their relationship.

( ) A world without stupid people.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 06:18

( -) No one in this thread would exist.

( ) A world where everyone strives to be remembered by history!

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 06:25

( -) History books are so heavy that children can't carry them leading to teachers just leaving them in the storerooms. As a result no one learns any hisotry.

( ) A world where you can forget horrible experiences at will

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 07:39

( -) who are you people?
( ) A world where the Star Wars Holiday Special was considered the high point of the franchise!

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 16:22

( -) Subsequent Holiday Specials were really garbage and dissappointed everyone.
( ) A world were rain tastes like chocolate!

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 16:41

( -) Seattlites get so fat that the entire American continent tips over. The east coast ends up outside the earth's atmosphere..
( ) A world where nobody lives in big cities!

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 18:20

( -) It is easier for me to link an article to Ordos, China than to explain what happens when nobody lives in big cities.

( ) Every country in the world is part of South Korea or North Korea!

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 19:50

( -) Massive widespread riots would occur as nobody in their right mind would enjoy being part of South Korea.

( ) everybody knows how to play mahjong !

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 02:38

( -) It's Windows 95 Mahjong where all yo do is match tiles

( ) A world where state-manufactured loli guro is free and easily accessable.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 11:17

( -) It's part of a state propaganda program to condition people into child-killing super-soldiers.

( ) A world where every series in fiction stops where it should stop, with no abominable sequels!

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 20:07

( -) Publishing houses close as they realize they can no longer make bank off of sequels as guaranteed profits, and self-publishing takes over. Without the gatekeeper function that the publishers play, loads of garbage novels written by hacks and self-obsessed dipshits who make themselves invincible God-like main characters are released and drown out the good stuff.

(At least, that's what the publishers want you to think will happen.)

( ) A world where gay marriage is legal in every country!

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 20:53

( -) You still can't marry your cow.

( ) A world where dogs can talk with humans!

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 21:28

( -) "THROW THE BALL THROW THE BALL THROW IT AGAIN THROW IT AGAIN" all fucking day and night.

( ) A world where cats can talk with humans!

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 23:29

( -) "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, George."
( ) A world where every city council meeting, not just the ones in Detroit, is rapidly interrupted by a woman bobbing her head side to side like a chicken and calling the Mayor "Shrek."

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 15:01

( -) Nobody can go to a meeting without getting drunk as hell first. It is the only way to make someone woman's bitching tolerable. Unfortunately, alcohol interferes with good decision making.

( ) The ability to make smart decisions even when using drugs!

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 19:24

( -) Since drugs present no psychoactive effects whatsoever, recreational drug consumption is a boring, non-sensical thing to experience. But your decision-making skills remain as sharp as ever when taking cough syrup.

( ) The ability to timewarp each time you make a terrible, drug-influenced decision!

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 21:38

( -) Drug users and other low lives abuse this power to influence the world in a way beneficial to them leading to a total societal

( ) A world where everything is always on time

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 10:57

( -) Mussolini doesn't even have that one fraudulent claim to competence anymore.

( ) A world where Trump and Hitler shacked up yesterday and were found dead after overdosing on street drugs.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 19:57

( -) Michelle Bachmann and Mao Zedong are the next 2 people in line to replace them.

( ) Everybody is a Thundercat!

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 23:10

( -) They're from the reboot.

( ) It is universally considered bad etiquette to top-post!

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 00:27

( -) Every time a shitty thread is created, a slightly less shitty thread goes to the archive.

( ) Human communication is entirely internet-based!

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 05:09

( -) On the internet, nobody knows you're a Thundercat.

( ) Everyone has lost their hangups and neuroses and physical intimacy in all its varied flavors is not a big deal, it's the Done Thing.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9106 06:28

( -) Turns out we just found something else to obsess about.

( ) A world in which wars are decided by duels between politicians.

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