( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without uncalled-for sequels!
Original Thread: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1226341745/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Water and soup falling out everywhere.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Antigravity foods!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It would just float away into space.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone has their own spacecraft!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Jon's law. Look it up.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people don't get headaches!
>>196
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bayer and other pharma companies go out of business. Millions of jobs are lost.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people with headaches can use their nervous energy to power their home electronics!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But they wouldn't be able to enjoy them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone else loved mittens as much as I do!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) There is nothing flawed with that as far as I am concerned, because I am not an individualist.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But when everyone is a sea of LCL, it kind of makes it hard to wear mittens. Dammit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where once in a while it would rain candy instead of water!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People struck in the head by upside-down sugar cones are unlikely to regard this world as perfect.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where clothing is completely unnecessary, as humans are more hirsute than gorillas!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Porn would be very disturbing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where clothing is completely unnecessary, thanks to the effects of global warming!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are people you wouldn't want to see naked.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Neets can find rewarding AND useful work!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They end up taking the jobs away from more dedicated workers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where killing and mutilating Narutards is not only legalised, but encouraged by a governmental bounty program!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A lot of cool friends who are secretly Narutards would be slaughtered en masse...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world connected to every other planet in the solar system by a series of self-repairing, traversable tubes which mediate a quantum substance known as 'grist' that allows such phenomena as telepathy, telekinesis and a whole new level of virtual reality... sort of like what Tony Daniel describes in his book Metaplanetary!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It'd be way too easy to evade your responsibilities, and civilization would fall into chaos. Also, I'd like to point out that if your cool friend is a secret Narutard, he's not really all that cool.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone pulled their weight!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No one would be pushing weights anymore.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone is made of eyeballs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Come tear up my lads, 'tis to soreness we steer....
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people would follow the pattern instead of making declarative statements for creating perfect worlds!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would get to 999 by Oppai Oppai, and who wants that?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where region coding on movies and games is outlawed!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Suddenly I don't feel awesome for having a Japanese Dreamcast.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where inanimate objects could spring to life and become your best friends!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Immobile objects would make you feel guilty if you left them, causing you to stay in one pale for too long.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) everything can be moved with ease!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would be no immovable objects to oppose unstoppable forces.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world wear jelly beans actually tasted good! Even the black ones!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world with atrocious spelling.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A world of subdued enthusiasm.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) That would be pretty cool.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where anyone can communicates electronically via a sort of worldwide network, from the comfort of their own home!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Oh wait, that is the current world, and it sucks.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the internet was filled with intelligent and thoughtful people!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It'd be overrun by dumb thoughtless people in a matter of months
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where almost everything is open-source
( ﾟ -ﾟ) In many cases, the incentive to build extremely good games would be eliminated.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) great games spontaneously appear!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Game developers would have to get normal jobs.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the USA had a 10% across the board tarriff on all imports, thus encouraging more local manufacture and thus more jobs for working class peeps!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Goods that are otherwise imported would be that much more expensive, while the effect on employment would be negligible.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all men are traps!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd all stay home playing with their boobs all day.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where 4rries and 3aboos got along!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about, so I doubt whatever that is would change anything important.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everything is equally important!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Playing video games all days ranks equally with having a job. Video games require less effort. Production ceases as a whole.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without emotions!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Engagement in labour, mental or otherwise, ranks equally with life's little moments of joy. Relationships require less effort. Interconnection ceases as a whole.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without drudgery!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No work for the mentally disabled.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone greets each other with hugs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hugs can cause severe pain in certain individuals.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone gets free painkillers!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most of human race immediately dies of overdose. The evolutionary/ecological niche of sentient tool-user is not filled again by evolution in the billion years remaining before the Sun becomes a red giant and vaporizes everything out to the radius of the orbit of Mars.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where more people experience things that are mildly uplifting!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pharmaceutical companies would go bankrupt from people not gobbling up their expensive anti-depressants.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you didn't have to bathe and you could still smell laundry fresh every day!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd still feel grimy.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone has self-cleaning skin!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've already got that.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where time is measured metrically!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd try fitting our daily life into smaller packets of time, making it seem to go really fast, overwhelming the working man to a new, unheard-of degree.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the metric system is the only metric!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some group of countries would rebel and change it to their liking.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world for each individual person, and they would be able to share it with anyone of their choice!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People could share their world with me when I would rather not know about their world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being able to filter out annoying people before you even meet them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You wouldn't meet those people who were initially quite annoying, but only because they were trying to impress you. Over time they're actually worth knowing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the coming year is always better than the previous, in most all ways!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People with different definitions of the word "better" will be upset to see their world spiral downwards every year.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where politicians who break their campaign promises are stripped of their powers for a number of months proportional to how greatly the broken promise affected the general population! During this period, their post is assigned to a member of the opposition.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That means the member of the opposition can get away with promises broken in the previous election.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The old Greek process of Ostracism brought into modern times in order to get rid of politicians that break promises!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Politicians whose names are impossible to spell correctly for the average citizen would still get away with anything.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Governing bodies should have their sessions in a geostationary satellite, and those who break their campaign promises get sucked out the nearest airlock!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world quickly falls into ruin as every official who travels to orbit goes missing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where wild animals are friendlier and people can be trivially characterized by the type of pet they carry around.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People rely excessively on shallow stereotypes, and proper human communication falls by the wayside because pets are cuddlier anyway.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people could exchange their human bodies for android ones that never need to sleep or rest!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Androids need their batteries charged, joints greased, memory defragged, and chrome polished.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being inside 2 androids at the same time!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wait, so like, you'd have to be inside an android which is inside another android. Does not compute. Also, not a world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could break the laws of physics if it really did make things turn out better!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We OBEY the laws of physics on this website, young man.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is dedicated to cultivating knowledge, wisdom, joy, and compassion for all living beings!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would be expected to clean their own toilets.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone poops chocolate and pees lemonade!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Scat porn would be voided of shock value.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Casual space travel!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Who the fuck cares about space? OOhhh! Wow look at that giant black void! So amazing!!11one
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where slavery is legal and I'm not a slave!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your slave ends up killing you because you're an unbearable piece of shit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without the possibility of overpopulation!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world that expands when its population increases would end up crushing all of us with its gravitational force within two generations.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Japanese is the lingua franca, and Japan is the only superpower!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...and whole families are dull corporate slaves for a few generations.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everything was made of LISP.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Smug Lisp Weenies.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everything was made of win.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You couldn't be smug about having read SICP and knowing Haskell anymore.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is pansexual, and love can blossom between two people without any societal limits!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But the poor polyamorous people still have silly numerical limits imposed on their love ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Google Translate never distorted the meaning of any text fed through it!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If the initial text lacks meaning, the translation itself would be a distortion because it would be attempting to interpret the original statement as if there were meaning. Translation does not exist without a meaning of some sort. Logic as we understand it would have to unravel first.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Actually, a world of tanasinn wou∵∴∵∴
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would all be attacked by robot unicorns, who would then proceed to make believe with us and live in harmony harmony oh love.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the sky is the prettiest imaginable shade of lilac!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It isn't already?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the previous poster sometimes really IS a panda!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ZDVvnl/nzdhjukfzdk;
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where pandas could type!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd all be shot for typing anti-PRC stuff on the internet.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without poverty!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Financial homogeneity, something about economy crumbling.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is adequately eloquent!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would sound like a pretentious asshole.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there was no religious conflict!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bickering atheist ideologies would quickly fill the vacuum, and be far more destructive and war-like than any religion could hope to be, since morality is much more flexible (or even negligible) in their view.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all beings were happy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If we were all happy life would be pretty dull and meaningless, without any passion or excitement.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world full of cute puppies and kittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The puppies and kittens are our only source of food.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of pure spiritual existence unbound by physical limitations.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Solipists are forever alone in themselves.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had someone to love and be loved by.
( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Please stand by while this thread sinks lower and lower, never to be posted in again.
( ´ﾟωﾟ`) So, I
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( ´ﾟヮﾟ`) sure do love mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Language would not exist.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where good threads never die!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Do you really want to read a thread with 100,000GET?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Automatically knowing what to click on and scroll to!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No chance of serendipitously coming across something fun by accidentally clicking the wrong thing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No shitposting anywhere ever!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Quality posts aren't good or special any more.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone gets the joke and laughs along with the trolls!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trolling itself does not exist because everyone gets the joke and laughs along with the trolls.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gensokyo!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am not good at Danmaku games and would be killed instantly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Performance enhancing drugs that improve danmaku game skills, aren't expensive, and have no bad side effects!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Danmaku games cease being fun
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people enjoy reading!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Video games are underappreciated.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People generally respect each other's views, and all sexual orientations, political views and so on are socially acceptable everywhere!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Political correctness is enforced with the death penalty
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Espeon becomes a good poster!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't eradicate all the shit here anyway.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where >>275 unexpectedly dies of aneurysm.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN loses a potentially good poster. You're still here.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Release Emergency Mittens buttons installed in all public buildings, like with fire alarms!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Irresponsible people cause what is going to be known as First Grand Mittens Catastrophe.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Basics of Elitism is a required course.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone fails.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Consolation parfaits for everyone!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone fails intentionally in order to get parfait.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Diseases don't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No easy excuses for getting out of work or such.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Anyone, if they think about it really hard, can materialise pantsu out of nothing! Any pantsu they like!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They're all soiled.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No more awful drugs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People have to make do with vaguely unpleasant drugs instead. (Also, how is soiled pantsu a bad thing?)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Humans don't need to poop!
>>283
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Urinary tract infections and blockages are way more common.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The esophagus and trachea are completely separate so that it is impossible to choke on food or drink!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No one has any idea how to kiss.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people evolved from cats!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No one has any reason to strive for anything.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone has equal opportunities!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People are still failures.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All of the brown people die!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People are still failures, and dying out from crippling genetic defects within two dozen generations thanks to lack of diversity..
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Uranium is completely impossible to mine and/or enrich, and every nation on the planet relies on Thorium reactors for 80% of their electricity generation (the remainder uses renewable resources)!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thorium is still non-renewable. When it runs out, if we haven't perfected fusion power yet, we'll be screwed.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Virtual reality without a real component! You can save, load, reset, edit, all that sort of thing!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People would just break stuff a bit, get bored and leave.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Nutritious Rice for the World solves all hunger problems!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rice is fucking boring.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where rice comes in many exciting flavors!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People blame type 2 diabetes on chocolate-flavoured rice.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everything is like a comedy/slice of life anime.
