( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without uncalled-for sequels!
Original Thread: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1226341745/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN would be quieter.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without that He-Man guy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) TV would be declared illegal in some countries.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with giant trampolines everywhere :3
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Technically, most decisions are made in this world for a select few old people.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where DQN was a 24/7 cable channel available from your cable television service provider of choice!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody would visit the actual DQN because they'd be too busy watching it on TV.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all of DQN meets IRL in one place!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) MODD would still manage to use it somehow.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My pants!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone respected and embraced authority!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Authority would get sick of being hugged constantly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with animated shirts!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Anime would look horribly distorted on an eatbeast's meaty midsection.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could put your brain on autopilot whenever you need to do something boring!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You would have to trust the auto-pilot to return control to you when the boring task was completed and according to basic chaos theory it would choose not to, causing you to miss out on many a mitten wearing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world created by Masaaki Yuasa!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm not that interested in looking up who she is.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Title was worldwide No. 1 in the charts!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only in the past tense.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Title is worldwide No. 1 in the charts pretty often but not all the time so we don’t get sick of it!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Other musicians would still be jealous of how much money Title earns
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world created by Naoko Takeuchi!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The girls that are not having sex with you would just be a lot hotter.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you IRL penis grew in relation to your e-peen! And where more people knew who Masaaki Yuasa is!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Quite frankly, all the dragging on the floor would get very dangerous, very fast.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had nice tits!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would still exist a continuum between 'just nice' and 'spectacular'. And looking directly at them in any situation still makes you a creep.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world tit-gazing was as socially acceptable as bird-watching! (Hard Mode: No puns on the word 'tit')
( ﾟ -ﾟ) bird-watching is a bit like trainspotting for nature-lovers. Tit-gazers would still be dweebs.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world drawn by Milo Manara!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm not that interested in looking up who she is.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where love is an easy game to play!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hardcore gamers would pass it off as casual and ignore it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people aren't too lazy to just open a tab and search Wikipedia for something they don't know!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...I only ask people questions 'cause I wanna talk to them. Without questions I have nothing to say and I'll never make friends.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is as smart and elitist as me~! If I am not considered very smart or elitist, then a world where everyone is very smart and elitist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world full of Rei’s Diners. Nobody would eat. EVER.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world full of Rei’s Diners!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sorry, we're out of those.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with a big, beautiful ring! Like Saturn!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Falling orbital debris. I hope your insurance covers that.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all guns were replaced with walkie-talkies!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People shoting: "ratta-tatta-tatta! ratta-tatta-tatta! pew pew pew!" over the airwaves. All day.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where lovemaking was reduced to sneakily stealing someone's DNA, having a mindless clone made, and raping the hell out of it! Of course, the current and standard would also apply, but there would be that second option for the criminally ugly.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You will get sunburned easily and then you will die of cancer.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everybody can set their own atmospheric conditions and have their own ecosystems!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Imagine what it would be like near people who go out without deodorant.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everybody was aware of the olfactory assault they subject those around them to.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinity times zero is still zero
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people can go to Yoshinoya without being interrogated for roughly 1 hour.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Violent men would then have to take over Anna Miller's or MOC Burger
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where ink never dries inside of a pen, and once something is written, the ink dries instantaneously!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The quantum state of ink being both dry and not dry at the same time when it gets out of the pen but does not write anything would make laundry quite difficult when the pen explodes in your shirt pocket.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the layman actually understood quantum mechanics and didn't just use it for lame jokes or to make himself seems more educated and wiser than he actually is!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) gb2vulcan
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) a world where the universal way to say hello is a swift kick in the crotch!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You know, that song's all about communism.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is armed and dangerous, and the more people you kill the better your afterlife is, so it's a big worldwide deathmatch where no one is safe anywhere!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The end result is a world with Mr. Rogers as the last man alive.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we communicated with mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This world would be too perfect, so its population would die due to overcommunication.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you and me would be the happiest persons!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) seeing sad people reduces my happiness.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with unlimited computing power!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) As usual, software wouldn't catch up with hardware.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Mona is the standard font for essays!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd probably have to use a size where it'll look like shit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where fire doesn't burn!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Committing arson against rival mitten manufacturers will be that much harder.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Gurochan!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But guro is as funny as it is disturbing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without fchan
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People will go outside with their fur suits, searching for other people wearing fur suits, and everyone will see them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without BBW-chan!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At some point, we would start running out of chans to look down on, because they'd alllll filter down here.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of ORIGINAL CONTENT!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would all become very lonely with no memes to congregate a social group around, and thus be reduced to holding constant pissing contests.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where coffee was as available as water!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Turns out caffeinating the oceans isn't good for maritime wildlife.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where happiness never loses its mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) For each new case of happiness another pair of everlasting mittens appears until we all end up suffocating in the pillowy mass.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without silly laws that prohibit things which merely offend certain insignificant sensibilities!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world would be polluted with mittens.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Coca-Cola Classic was free~
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I would just grow sick of it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it only took one to tango, and you could tango in the privacy of your own room!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pepsi is better.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there was only a single brand of cola!
vc: bouzz which sounds like booze which is semi-related.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 01:30. 02:05. kopipe is not that hard.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a brave prince went to Wapan and fought the Ameritanians to save the Ameritanians from the Ameritanians!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Turns out, the brave prince just wanted to conquer the Ameritanians himself.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there was a KFC on every street corner!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I get the feeling that you were trying to lure me into making a racist joke there...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where 30 minutes of dancing would have the same effect on you as 7 hours of sleep!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where dancing would put you out of commission for six and a half hours when you're done.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone deliberately misinterprets what you say to make you sound like a totally incoherent moron!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pompous blowhards will be even more pompous and blowhardy.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everybody was hot just like in my Japanese animes!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would be struck by insecurity anyways
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world that didn't look down on catalog sold wives!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) God, would it kill you to just wait till the year 2000 when we all finally have strong AI robots?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where turkish coffee is the normal way to drink coffee!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Grit in your mouth. All day. Forever.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there was no scarcity AND everyone was cool about it!!
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ This is but one possible "Heaven" espoused in the usual monotheistic theologies. It'd actually be an excellent place, with plenty of time for musing and essentially no ennui, but we'd also all be dead.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A flat earth!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'd probably fall off the edge.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where slightly more people had pet kittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm allergic.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all bad posts were detected and converted into good posts!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No lesser degrees of quality to judge our current posts by would encourage zero improvement: we'd devolve.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without those uptight VIPPERs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Daddycool would have to find some other means of employment. I shudder to imagine the day he gets to be a news anchor or something.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people existed who had the talent to play http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSU_h3ODWUQ live!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If your pants were loose, then people would be able to figure out your secret fetishes.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the day was 25 hours long instead of 24, so you got an extra hour of sleep each day.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) An evil boss would force you to work the 25th hour during crunch time.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Metric time!
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（ ( ・ω・） Everyone knows the metric system is an evil commie plot.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had free insanely fast broadband!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Meatspin at the speed of light would bring new meaning to "insanely fast."
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which this board was just slightly funnier and more original!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then >>74 would never be allowed to post on here. HEY-YOOOOO.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which this board had new members, except they didn't come from 4chan or youtube or somethingawful or Sankaku Complex or...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd come from SAoVQ and we'd be beat for originality.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where an evil mirror image of our own world orbited above as a grim reminder of the double-edged sword of our own souls!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What's keeping them from invading, again?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All books were free, and yet the authors still made money!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What's keeping shitty authors from becoming rich, again?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Edward Scissorhands was your big brother!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My big brother molested me, and it would have hurt a lot more if he had scissorhands.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where children didn't get molested!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Certain Bible-types would get away with other horrible things they do to children
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where false positive versus true negative arguments don't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What is this I don't even
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there were more jobs that required no learned skills.
⊂(ﾟ-ﾟ⊂⌒つ But then nobody would want to learn skills.
⊂(ﾟヮﾟ⊂⌒つ A world of bittan bittan!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thanks to you I just watched a video of two chibi boys flopping like fish. AGAIN.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where no-one doubts the power and motivations of the Elitist Superstructure!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Attempts to overthrow the elitist superstructure are humorous to watch.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where alcohol never causes liver disease!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd have to be really, really careful not to end up inside one....
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we could actually reward those who work hard to some good end without making the entire system bankrupt!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) While 'hard work' (being the application of intense or persistent effort to a job or task) is admirable, it's important to note that due to the disparate skill sets and mental/physical capabilities of each individual man or woman, there's no guarantee the resulting product or service will be of any desirable quality or quantity. As well, this proposed world may suffer from an inverted income disparity; a mentally feeble person may become wealthy for factory work, whereas the naturally-adept ubermencsh has trouble paying his mortgage because, for him, nothing is challenging enough to constitute hard work.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Billy Mumy could turn you into a jack-in-the-box for thinking bad thoughts!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone will think bad thought, leading to an overabundance of jacks in the box, and no hands to turn the cranks.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we drink pee and pee water!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd all smell like piss.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Eternal spring!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hell is other people
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All cats are loyal servants, and great chefs to boot!
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ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Loyal or not, we'll always be snarky assholes, nya~
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I can have Teh Rei all to myself!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where infidelity didn't exist!