>> Has a pocket protector made of gold

>>649 is the guy who has vowed to rob >>648's grave, extract his brain and analyse all the memory engrams. He has already written a complete software suite for the third step.

>>650 has already constructed a device which electrically and chemically stimulates inactive brains using a series of membranous interfaces, which he will sell to >>649 at an extraordinary price.

>>651 Is the biggest Moonie in the world.

>>652 writes furry slash fanfiction about Reverend Moon as an anthro rabbit and Ban Ki Moon as a sheep. Fanart for his story sold for over $25,000 at the last convention auction.

>>653 mooned >>652.

>>654 took pictures of the event from a Russian spy satellite and sold them to satellite porn sites.

>>655 spontaneously orgasmed at the thought of satellite porn sites. With their wide-open solar sails, those sluts are just asking for it ...

>>656 knows exact age of Bender (including all his time travels and such).

>>657 programmed an UTAUloid with the voice inflections of an awkward gaijin.

>>658 felt that a Utah accent would be appropriate for a UTAHloid.

>>659 has a massive database containing phonetic details of every English language accent he has ever heard.

>>660 has a vocaloid library containing his own dialect of English.

>>661 knows what vocaloid is.

>>662 attends Miku Hatsune live performances.

>>663 made the 3D holograms for the performances.

>>664 Riveted Super Mecha Death Christ to a cross.

>>665 organized a protest against anti-loli regulation, but sadly only he showed up.

>>666 is so nerdy that he failed to seize the Number-of-the-Beast-GET.

>>667 pretends to not be nerdy enough to appreciate that the whole Number-of-the-Beast thing isn't nerdy at all, as opposed to powers of two. Also, 1010011011.

>>669 thinks eroge are more than just weeaboo CYOAs with sexy time. And failed to seize the 69get.

>>670 blogs about PC98 eroge.

>>671 prefers PC88 eroge

>>672 had a hentai ROM cartridge for his Sega.

>>673 ports modern eroge to the Atari 2600.

>>674 likes to play Custer's Revenge.

>>675 coded a 3D remake as a Minecraft mod.

>>676 uses a strap to hold his glasses in place because the lens weigh almost as much as him.

>>677 Made an eroge that was even more shitty than Night Shift urses.

>>678 is asexual.

>>679 can play a full Starfleet Battles game by himself, without ever referencing a rulebook.

>>680 saw "Night Shift Ursas" and immediately concluded it was a furry eroge involving bear-people, because that's an obsession of his.

>>681 dreams of one day publishing his bear-people eroge at Comiket, where his application has been rejected for the past fifteen years.

>>682 reviews obscure video games in an AVGN-wannabe style, but due to his utter lack of social and acting skills, every scatological joke is given in a muttered, deadpan monotone.

>>683 Bought loads of real buffalo diarrhea to make his AVGN impersonation that much better.

>>684 Wacthes AVGN.

>>685 prefers the Irate Gamer.

>>686 has devoted his life to becoming the perfect Chester A. Bum impersonator.

OH MY GAWD, >>687 is the nerdiest poster I've ever seen in my life!

>>688 Understands the "nerd irony" of shows like Azumanga Dioah.

>>689 tries to educate people through his funny but practical youtube videos. It was quite a disappointment that only other nerds was watching them for entertainment.

>>690 creates and fills in TVtropes pages for manga titles that haven't been translated at all.

>>691 creates and fills in TVtropes pages for manga titles that don't actually exist, making him not only a nerd but also a troll.

>>692 deletes valuable information from TVtropes pages for existing and translated manga titles while inserting meaningless banter, using hundreds of sock puppets on several dozen proxies. He started trying to do the same on Wikipedia, but accidentally got himself elected to admin for it.

>>693 secretly used >>535's effort to track down all those unknown extras, investing considerable time and money in a database of Southern California citizenry of the 90s at a level of detail that even the FBI wouldn't bother to put together.

>>694 is writing a Dr. Who/New My Little Pony crossover fanfiction.

>>695's MENSA application was rejected because he attached an essay detailing everything that was wrong with their IQ tests.

>>696 is a proud leader of ttp://anime.scripts.mit.edu/

>>697 enjoyed Urotsukidoji.

>>698 writes La Blue Girl fanfic.

>>699 wanted to insult himself to get >>700, but was too prideful.

>>700 also plans to seize >>714, because the result of division by 42 is a prime number.

Just look at what >>701 said!

>>702 likes reading about technology from time to time.

>>703 wears glasses that are regarded by most as dated.

>>704 Has a robot that is on trial at robot court for violation of Asimov's laws.

>>705 traveled all the way from Aurora to sit on the jury for that case. Also, >>705 is infinitely more nerdy if he got that reference.

>>706 hasn't yet realized it, but 706 is the ugliest number in this thread.

And >>707 is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.

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>>709 Built flight capable angel wings in order to crossplay as his favorite bishoujo anime girl.

ends everything he says with de geso~

even among officials and serious businessmen.

>>711 hans out in front of the store that shares a name with his GET.

>>713 are you following me around the internet? That's so weird... I mean the masturbating with my ex-girlfriend's tights on in the kitchen, I was talking about that yesterday

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>>714 and >>715 are responsible for most crossovers in DQN.

>>716 is responsible for most yuri fanart at Danbooru.

>>717 runs Danbooru.

>>718 wrote the source for Danbooru.

>>719 is Dan Buru.

>>720 has an account with over 1TB of uploads on Danbooru.

>>721 keeps correcting people who don't pronounce "booru" as "boh-ru".

>>722 can create a phonetic spelling for anything.

>>723 is obsessed with the cartoon series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

>>724 is always the first to create Rule 34 of any new cartoon.

>>724 It's true. :)

>>725 has searched out Rule 34 of every cartoon.

>>726 writes a list of characters before hunting down rule34 for his evening fap.

>>727 often researched how to cast spells when he was a kid.

>>728 can't pass the Turing test.

>>729 browses DQN on LoseThos.

>>730 Created a Cheetah Men game that is worth playing.

>>731 made a bugfix patch for Cheetahmen II

>>732 made a remix of the music of Cheetahmen II which subsequently became big in Japan.

>>733 cosplays as various Cheetahmen characters at anime conventions.

>>734 writes Cheetamen II slashfic and posts it at the Pit of Voles.

>>735 does fanart of >>734's work and posts it on Deviantart and Danbooru.

>>735 drew >>736's waifu.

>>737 is >>736's waifu. wait, what?

>>738 makes simple things overcomplicated.

>>739 Makes the biggest overanalysis of every new movie within minutes of leaving the theater.

>>740 is the founder of the ttp://vndb.org/ web-site.

>>741 is the founder of the http://www.agnph.com/ website.

>>742 is Tim Berners-Lee.

>>742
I'm not. If I was, it'd be rocking so much more!

>>743 is the "beta tester" of bullies' latest "inventions".

>>744 is !ESpeoN/nPA

>>745 is ( ˃ ヮ˂), and apparently wrote almost every post on DQN himself.

>>746 is （　・∀・）, and he personally wrote nearly every post on DQN between circa September 5100th and September 5339th, 1993.

>>747 is a Panda

>>748
Made himself a XXXL t-shirt with ttp://twitter.com/503 printed on it.