Demanding from the next poster (895)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 02:07

I demand that >>2 will end all his sentences with desu.

(>>0 demanded me to start this thread!)

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 04:47

I demand that >>3 will sage this thread and impose this same demand upon the next poster, desu.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 07:44

I demand that >>4 will sage this thread if he really feels like it, and also that there be less metagaming involved in his demand.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 09:36

I demand that >>5 give me a pony.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 12:08

I refuse. I demand >>6 slaps >>4 for his insolence.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 13:10

I shall do that for you! I demand that >>7 wakes me up earlier in the morning.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 02:04

( ・-・) I don't feel like participating in this thread.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 02:29

I demand that >>8 will pretend to be a stereotypical jewish person.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 02:35

Yom kippur bitches! I demand that >>9 will NOT bring up the holocaust.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 11:35

How tasteless. I demand that >>11 obey the proper numbering scheme forthwith, and also that he or she surrender their personal warehouse of fish food in exchange for my corrective service.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 16:39

I demand that >>12 fight to the death with several rabid lions for the glory of the motherland.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 20:41

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　　　　　　　　　　　　（　 ´∀｀）＜ That was awful! I demand >>13 leaves flowers at my grave. No one else did...
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　　　　　　　　　　　∠＿＿ノ　

13 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6570 22:08

>>14, SURRENDER OR I WILL RELEASE THE LESBIANS!

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 05:21

>>15-sama. Fight off the lesbians. I will rescue your sister!

15 Name: ⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-6571 05:45

In the spirit of ignoring demands, I demand that >>15 goes public and spits upwards then swallows for 15 times!

16 Name: ( ˃ o˂) : 1993-09-6571 05:49

aww curse you >>14-san!!! for last-minute post now I have to go public and do this ridiculous thing myself!

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 22:59

>>16
UNHAND ME, VILE SCUM

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 04:44

I would still like some fucking fish food, >>19.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 12:15

♥／l
（ﾟ､ ｡ 7 I ate all the fish food, nyan
　l、 ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 14:05

I demand that >>21's post contains exactly fourteen words, of which at least one is "forego".

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 15:01

>>20
I don't know what forego means.

>>21
Explain it to me, you stupid dokyun bastard!

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 15:25

>>21 It can mean either "to go before" or "to forfeit"

>>23 I demand that you be adorable!

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 20:33

Meowrawr "_'

Meow meow meow >>24 meow.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 22:40



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i 　乂-‐　−! i　Sorry >>23, we're all out of "meow meow".
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ 　>>25, I demand that you don't mention crocodiles in your post.
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　　THE REI'S DINER　　　　==
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25 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6572 23:27

I mustn't mention choco-dials, you say? Well, that's fine by me. Oh, whoops.
>>26, go jump off a bridge.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 00:26

>>25
I'm not going to kill myself for the amusement of a filthy tripcode user!

>>27
I demand that you write your (real!) first name in the name field when you reply.

27 Name: Nick : 1993-09-6573 00:36

Oh, dear. I demand >>28 take the two nearest items to his left and right then rub them together as if mating their inanimate essences.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 04:22

unfortunately, the item to my right is a desk, and the item to my left is a television. I'll have to just pretend to rub them together, since I can lift neither.

>>29 I demand you share the secrets of time travel

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 07:36

It's quite simple, really. Build a microwave, attach a cellphone to it and voila.

>>30
I demand that you post your height (In centimeters because I don't understand that inches nonsense).

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 07:50

Something like 172cm probably

>>31 I demand that you post your weight in Stone

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 08:13

12 and a half stones!
>>32 post your intelligence in IQ :P

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 09:04

No. Enough with the insignificant personal statistics. >>33, assassinate >>31. He is clearly one of... them...

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 09:49

(o_o)

Ass-ass-ination complete. Now proceeding to forcibly inquire about how >>34 lost his sanity.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 18:19

>>33
I'm not insane, just autistic.

>>35
I demand that you describe the view out of your window in at least 40 words.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 21:49

Well, >>34, there's lots of trees. Most of them are pine trees, I suppose, but some might be other kinds. I can see a bit of the sky, but that's mostly blocked by the tall, green trees. I can also see a bit of my porch, and there's a hanging flower-pot there. It's not a very impressive view, >>34, I don't know why you were so interested in it.

>>36, I demand that you make your post entirely in Spanish!

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 22:31

>>35
A través de la magia de Google Translate, ahora sé español!

>>37
Exijo que se me informe a su comida más reciente.

37 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6573 22:53

>>36
¿Qué? Anyway, Rei refuses to serve me.

Why doesn't your head fall off or something, >>38?

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 22:58

>>37
Because it's attached to my neck. Also that isn't really a demand, is it?

>>39
I demand that you making a shocking revelation!

39 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6573 23:04

This might be shocking, but I demanded you to suddenly become dead, >>38.

>>40, snap the power cable of your PC and post from any other device.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 23:52

I'm using a laptop to post this. My PC was already unplugged because of the storm earlier (I'm afraid of it getting fried in the frequent power outages we get).

I demand >>41-san to use the word/phrase "hunky-dory" in a complete sentence.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 00:20

The album Hunky Dory by David Bowie is very good.

>>42
I demand you describe your surroundings.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 00:22

I demand that >>42 write a hunky-dory essay on the meaning of tanasinn.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 00:23

Oh, damn. Looks like >>41 beat me to that post.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 08:11

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 12:21

I demand that >>46 tells me what his most recent meal was!

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 13:54

stuffed squid with rice. sugoi! my japanese waifu made it for me haha. uh no, actually my mother. grunt

I demand that >>47 finds me a waifu that loves me and that I love.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 15:02

>>47, I'd like to introduce you to your right hand. May you be very happy together! <3

>>48 will hand over all his money if he knows what's good for him!

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 16:12

>>47
I'm not handing all my money over to somebody who talks to themselves about masturbating.

>>46
To answer your request, how about Youmu Konpaku? She's a half-human, half-ghost dual sword wielding gardener. Never a dull moment with her around.

>>49
I demand that you post the five most recent entries in your browser history.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 20:34

4chan /b/
chacha.com
muhammad ali wallpapers
/prog/
adobe's install flash player

>>50 I demand that you grab the opportunity and have a nice GET!

50 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6574 21:38

Half-o-hundred GET‼‼‼

I demand >>51, who doesn't get a nice GET, to punish >>42 by keelhauling for missing his chance to GET.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 22:19

Nah.

>>52 smoke this, it's tasty and illegal.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 00:01

>>51
I'd love to, but such things don't really work over an internet connection.

>>53
I demand that you post a brief description of the last thing you masturbated to.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 01:31

A simply delightful erotic roleplay with a cute, bottomy guy.

I demand >>54 join his neighbors in selling me the rights to his land so I can build a Wal-Mart on it.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 05:03

>>53 I live in an apartment.

I demand >>55 to post ASCII porn for my nerdy wanking pleasure.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 05:41

feast your eyes, fanboys!
http://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1104150717/
I demand that >>56 shares with us the latest trend he doesn't like

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 15:33

>>55
Does hipsterism count?

>>57
I demand that you post the most recent book you read and what you thought of it.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 16:48

And then there where none by Agatha Christie
Well, I had read it again, but I picked it up again out of boredom (I've read everything in my library anyhow). Had forgotten who was doing all the murders, and well, Agatha, you got me again (being surprised twice by the ending of a book, only Agatha!)

Yeah, Agatha is my favorite.

>>58 I demand that your post will not use the letters D,Q,N.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 18:16

>>57 I shall carry out your wish to the best of my ability, though I may make a mistake.

>>59
I implore you tell me your least remarkable sexual fetish, i.e., that special affair which stimulates you, though comes to us without surprise.

59 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6575 19:21

>>58
I'm pretty sure that I'm a fictional feline, a furry!

>>60 must write his response in the form of limerick and his demand in the form of haiku.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 22:26

>>59
On some textboards did there reside,
A TRIPPER that was full of pride!
Espeon was her name,
With glory and fame,
but a kitten? No, she lied.

>>61
Your response must be
Lacking letters E and A.
Struggle like I have.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 01:04

>>60
You think this injunction so provoking, but still omit most provisions I would push for in such sport, for you would dub this stiff phony if unkind. No prolixity minimum is compulsory, wordbooks supply synonyms, plus no topic must turn up told in conclusion. Thus I did my duty, for truly, "zviqrwtpfmx" would comply too.

>>62
You must, in your post, pick only words with glyphs you did not find in this discussion.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 08:28

お安い御用です、＞＞６１様!

＞＞６３さんが、今までこのスレでは使われなかった言語で自動翻訳を使わずに書き込むが良い。

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 23:14

>>62
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>>64
Erformpay an andomray oodgay eedday orfay a rangerstay odaytay and elltay us outabay it.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 12:15

I farted in the metro today. I had eaten beans before so the fumes were top quality. The person behind me was very lucky.

>>65 You must get a new hobby!

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 13:11

Alright, I'm going to take up shitposting.

>>66, I demand that you fuckshit a nigger 4chan hurr penislulz autism madjellyfag cockspam!

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