According to Google Translate it says:
> Because the "Adventure Time" Korean children is much more now than when I was a kid, you can access.
> I have apple juice and remedies, is to ask for.
So yeah, >>109, get this man his apple juice and remedies!
>>112
Done.
>>114
As with >>97, choose my kanji of the day. But, y'know, actually choose one this time.
http://jisho.org/kanji/
I would but my macbook battery exploded so now i am running just off the power supply and it is magnetic so the slightest wobble out of its nest cuts all power
>>125 My tastes and desires vary but right now my favorite recipe is for a marinade for meat, prior to barbecuing it. It's a 50-50 mix of soy sauce and inexpensive red wine (use a cabernet sauvignon, please, not "Cisco Red" street-bum wine) plus a bit of olive oil, garlic, whole peppercorns, one bay leaf, and one whole dried arbol pepper.
Marinate the meat in it at least 24 hours, and 48 might be better, in a clean covered glass bowl in the refrigerator, then cook normally. Flavorful! It is a little salty, but flavorful.
I demand that >>127 barbecue something at his next reasonable opportunity. The weekend is coming, you know.
>>129 You piece of shit, what in the name of the Eastern Palace of the Earth Spirits do you think you're doing just sitting there like a man sized tower of faeces? Get me my green tea, you filthy braindead cretin!
(・∀・) Where else but Greenland!
>>131, give me the codes! Now!
>>135
I live near the border between the Netherlands and Germany on the dutch side. It's a nice place. I've been to the UK London area once for a school camping trip. It was okay. Other than that, I've had a vacation or two in Belgium and I've seen the better part of Germany.
>>137
I demand to know what you've last had for dinner.
Lord Nelson's Trousers, >>145, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic season 2 is starting in six days! ARE YOU EXCITED OR WHAT?
>>147, I heard you were going to cover Shii in butter why would you do that I heard you were gonna cover her in butter and point and say "Butter-face, butter-face, Shii is a butter-face" that is just mean she never did anything to you don't put butter all over her face no stop she isn't a butter-face, you know that right?
>>146
Are you one of those picky jerks who doesn't find butter to be sexy at all? Because butter is sexy and Shii would be totally TWICE as sexy and awesome if she were covered in butter. Also, butter tastes nice. So, it would be like, "Shii has flavur." I mean, man, come on, since then butter is used for anything mean!
>>148
Cook some eggs and describe your whole experience (including consumption of them!)
>>147
I ripped a hole in the center of a piece of bread, then put it in a pan with melted butter. I cracked an egg in the center and put the burner on low heat. After about a minute I flipped it and cooked for about another minute. The result was toast with a hard-boiled egg center. It was delicious and ridiculously easy. If I hadn't been lazy I would have put some spices in too.
>>149
Creatively compliment >>1 on making the fastest moving thread in a long time. Then to maintain balance, insult him for a reason of your choosing.
My dearest >>1, you are a scholar and a gentleman. Were I to have a garden party, you can be assured that you would receive an invitation to it. Most of my own threads have faltered around 40 posts and then sunk deep below the surface of the front page. For you to have the depth of knowledge, the understanding and the sociological experience to manufacture a thread so simple and yet so profound is truly a small miracle, and one of the pinnacles of this website as a whole.
On the other hand, the thread title does not make grammatical sense and has no tags. You cunt.
>>150
I demand that you cure cancer.
Apparently there is a cure for cancer, and it is not available because it is very cheap so not profitable compared to long term expensive treatments run by drug companies. Scientists who try to bring attention to the cure are blackballed by the community.
However, this seems like bullshit conspiracy talk, and it doesn't help that the guy that told me this, though a lovely chap, is a renowned bullshitter almost on a par with me.
>>151 tell us who your favourite band or musician or artist is and tell us why
>>151
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1624
There are more smbc comics that undermine science but I'm too lazy to find them all.
>>153
Link me to something bittersweet.
>>152, http://www.hersheys.com/extra-dark/dark-chocolate/index.asp
>>154, explain yourself.
I'm sorry I honestly can't, today I've wandered round the city centre in various patterns with no idea who or what or where or why i am; and every time I notice the floor i'm walking on I get stuck in don't-stand-on-lines-or-cracks games which is really annoying. Then I walked round the supermarket a few times, sure I was in for some reason but ended up with a bottle of irn-bru and a load of doughnuts. And it's really windy. Something did cheer me up today though, the other day I accidentally spilled a box of cotton buds down by the river, and today I noticed they're scattered around there hahahahaha
>>155 put yourself in my shoes
>>154
I'd like to know whether your shoe size fits before I do so. Regardless, I would play exactly the same don't-stand-on-lines-or-cracks game as you and feel extremely bad for polluting a river that has even a miniscule chance of containing turtles at some point in time. Also, I'd probably end up cycling in circles around town instead of wandering around on foot.
>>156
Tell us about the best movie or series we've never heard of.
>>157 what actually would antifreeze do to your dick? I'm a little intrigued to find out, plus its always nice to try pouring new substances on my genitals
>>87 awwww i downloaded the 500MB one to find they're all remixes... though it was nice to see some familiar names had contributed
>>159 find me the my little pony: friendship is magic soundtrack!
>>158
This looks fairly legit and well seeded. Fourth result on Google.
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6548292/My_Little_Pony_Friendship_is_Magic_-_Full_Soundtrack_[FLAC]
>>160
I demand that you find a USB drive you own and tell me what's on it.
>>161
Ato, other than indicating that something takes place after a fixed point in time when something happened ("after the third day of the incident"), can be used to indicate some time after the present ("I'll call later"). In contrast, nochi (other than in expressions like nochi hodo) is only applicable to the former case.
Between ato and nochi, the latter is a stiffer way to say things.
>>163
Think for an entire day before posting.
>>162
I'd like to revive that ignore-others-demands-like-a-stupid-cunt trend from the first posts. I only do this because I might forget this: in Russian ato ("А то!") is pretty similar to English phrase "You know it!"; nochi ("ночи") is either a plural or a genetive case of noch ("ночь"), e.g. "долгие ночи" (long nights), "спокойной ночи!" (good night!)
>>164
Invent a really sweet "good night" wish.
>>163 that totally wasn't worth wasting the post I was brewing up and looking forward to maturing and posting after a whole day. I hate you even more. My post was going to be so good that I can say without any guilt I hope you choke on your tongue in your sleep, goodnight.
>>165 tell us your favourite joke to sweeten my sour mood
>>164
Knock knock?
Who's there?
John.
John who?
John Flanders, your old friend from college.
Oh, what a pleasant surprise! Please, come in.
(PS: I don't really have any good jokes, but if it makes you feel any better, I was waiting a whole day to post too. Screw you, ESpeoN)
>>165 it still made me smile!
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
That joke is by Emo Philips, who seems to be the most ripped off comedian ever which is a shame because he's one of my favourites.
>>167 give some credit where credit is due
>>168
>>0,1,4,9,16,25,36,49,64,81,100,121,144,169,196,225,256,289,324, 361,400,441,484,529,576,625,676,729,784,841,900,961
>>170
Suggest something to do with my girlfriend when we finally reunite in two days.
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
>>179
I demand that you look outside your window and contemplate the shapes of the clouds, then post a brief description of what they looked like.
I don't have a favourite animal species, it obviously depends on the day, week, month, who knows. In detail, I decided to stop claiming X or Y is my favourite because I have mixed feelings in regard to almost everything which you can and will be asked about in a casual conversation. Either way, I like mammals.
Roombadoombadum.
>>181
I demand that you explain why >>179 is interested in knowing which is >>180's favourite animal species.
>>181
I didn't have any tabs open so I browsed some sites I normally visit for a bit and then came back here, so the results aren't quite authentic. Anyway:
>>183
I demand that you cook and eat a complete and healthy breakfast, then post what you ate.
>>189
It horrifies me, yet is completely unsurprising. The sheer fact that almost nobody seemed to care about applying lethal shocks to other people based on nothing but a stupid experiment is just plain bad. It really upset me when I first learned about the experiment.
I do have to wonder whether the people who walked out simply realized the nature of the experiment and decided to quit without checking up on the subject; I want to hope that they really did it on the basis of "I know it's not real" rather than "screw people".
Then again, I can barely bring myself to kill a mosquito on the virtue of any life being good life (even if it hurts or dare I say, kills me), so that might influence my thought on the subject.
>>191
Going on a similar, interesting, theme, I demand to know your feelings about the Stanford prison experiment.
>>190 I looked it up on wikipedia and realised it was the experiment the film "The Experiment" was about. I tried to watch it at my friend's house less than a year ago, but I almost fainted at the images used at the beginning where they show him stressful images of people suffering and dying, and then I can't remember at which point but I went home because it was getting too scary for me. (I'm not very good at scary movies - Independence Day made me cry). I can't make much more comment on it, some days I'm like you thinking all life is sacred and some days I feel I'd be happier if everyone died. And the people in the experiment were American so I can't help but care less. Not in a callous way, I've just taken a vow to try and stop caring so much about people outside my monkeysphere after a lifetime of anxiety attacks in the shower worrying about all the thirsty people in the world
And I'm more upset that >>189 ignored me when I was feeling vulnerable
>>192 tell me the story of your first kiss
>>191
She pinned me against the wall and kissed me while her mother, who was in another room (but could still see us if she turned around), was looking the other way. I was pretty indifferent to the whole thing. Still don't see the big deal about kissing.
>>193
I demand you share the strangest song you know.
>>192
Alright, you asked for it:
http://grooveshark.com/#/s/Prematurely+Air+conditioned+Supermarket/2uiRuE?src=5
>>194
I demand to know what square bracketed tags you would add to this thread title.
[ORDER] Demanding from the next poster [DO IT] (194)
>>195 sit down on a dude's penis
i hope that worked okay, dqn's layout has been broken for me for quite some time.
>>199 tell me how to fix it! I've tried clearing cookies etc. and changing theme but everything is default no formatting. which i guess gives dqn an authentic feel but i miss the proper look
>>198
If you're using Firefox, you might've set the page style to "No Style". This is remembered separately from the style you select on the DQN bulletin board web site. Just press alt, go to view and select the style you've last selected on the bulletin board web site itself (even if that's not your favorite). Chrome probably has something like that somewhere too.
>>200
You must post a link to a YouTube channel containing entertaining vidos that will amuse me.
>>199
There is no guarantee that this will amuse you. However, it amuses me, and DQNish minds think somewhat alike, no?
http://www.youtube.com/show/freemansmind
>>198
Yeah, I don't know what the hell happened or why it kept resetting for no raisin, but ultimately I used Edit My Cookie to lock that shit down to my preferred style.
>>201
I demand that you cook bacon the next time you eat breakfast!