Demanding from the next poster (895)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 02:07

I demand that >>2 will end all his sentences with desu.

(>>0 demanded me to start this thread!)

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 18:45

>>500 I have no strong feelings either way. All things must come to an end. When one door closes another one opens.

>>502 Get off to a strong start.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 23:47

>>501
Alright.

>>502
I demand you to put ``fusianasan'' (and nothing else!) in your name field for your post.

503 Name: 02de3cf1.bb.sky.com : 1993-09-6727 23:59

>>502
Well, I can't see this being too painful.

>>504
I demand you to demand two things of the next poster.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 04:18

>>505

  1. I demand you to demand two things of the next poster, the first being the exact same as this demand.
  2. I demand you to do something selfless today.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 06:16

>>506
1. I demand you to demand two things of the next poster, the first being the exact same as this demand.
2. I also demand, however, that you explicitly demand the next poster not to demand two things, and in addition that he should ignore your (and my) first demand.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 08:23

>>505
NO!

>>506
Draw a picture of how you imagine the Elitist Superstructure is, since a certain kitten didn't. MS Paint, traditional, whatever you like best.

507 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6728 17:11

>>506
A certain kitten is too shy about being bad at drawing whilst suffering from acute perfectionism. I'm working on it! I'm doing it. But you should draw it anyway, >>506! It might inspire me to do my best. Also, the weight of IOU is so insufferable that I almost ceased to post.

>>508
I demand that you make a photo of anything you want outdoors.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 01:25

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 02:05

>>508
Expect it to arrive by Wednesday at the latest.

>>510
Instead of typing your post, I demand that you hand-write it in MS Paint, GIMP, Photoshop, or any other image editor you feel comfortable with using. Don't use a tablet, you have to use a mouse.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 12:33

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 12:43

>>510
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVFQ1V7IN40
Not the least in part because I once spent way too much free time AA'ing the song.

>>511
I demand you post a picture or video of yourself being as classy as possible.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 14:28

>>511
http://i.imgur.com/MIhtM.jpg

>>513
I demand you list your five most recent bookmarks.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 23:38

>>513
I may have told this before on 4-ch, but any anecdote worth telling is worth re-telling.

When I was 8, I was building a Lego pirate ship with a good friend from down the street. Our relations until that point had been nothing but amicable. I introduced him to my beloved stuffed seal friend, trusting he would share the joy of its acquaintance. Contrary to my expectations, he began making fun of it. I could not stand for such intolerance. Although he was a close friend, the seal was a closer one. Yet my demands of him to stop only egged him on, and he even began violently beating and swinging my poor seal friend around.

This was the last straw. A rage I had never known before filled my body. Normally a mild-mannered child, I suddenly felt that inhuman disconnect that enables men to murder. I tackled my friend and wrapped my fingers tightly around his neck and squeezed. At first he struggled and screamed at first, but I did not let go. His body went limp and he fell silent. Yet I continued to push my thumbs into his throat, unwilling to let go until I was sure he had perished.

Disturbed by the sudden seconds of silence, my mother ran in and saw what was happening. She pulled me off of him, he ran home, our mothers organized an apology between us. To my surprise he wasn't angry at all, in fact he seemed genuinely guilty, while I secretly felt pretty remorseless. We remained good friends until the day he asked me to lick his dick (but that's another story).

I later reasoned that I probably was not actually that close to killing him. Nonetheless, since that day, I have always lived with the haunting knowledge that I have the willingness to kill another human without remorse.

>>515
I demand that you post a brief anecdote regarding your teenagehood.

515 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6739 07:29

>>514
I live on a long dirt road in a forest that is privately owned. So there are no laws regarding who can drive what kind of vehicle what so ever. We had a van that was so shitty and busted that its only pourpose could have been to be crashed by kids learning to drive for the time. One time while I was practice driving up and down the road I took two of my friends, twins, with me. When I got to the end of the road one of them asked if he could drive. I said sure and he got in the drivers seat and I started to move to to go sit on the floor in the back with his twin. I was half way there when I realized that I was 16 and just now starting to learn how to drive and these guys were two years my junior. I froze, then slowy turned my head. "H-hey dude, you do know how to drive, right?"
He let out a joyous "NOPE!", raised his knee as high as it could go and stopped on the gas pedal as hard as he could. I and his brother flew to the back the van. I hit the top of my head on the back doors and landed face first on the floor. He was all over the road. My head was pounding. I could barely stand up. I yelled for him to straighten out, and he did. But in doing so he had set us on a course to go off the road and fall about 6 feet through air and into a creek. I staggered, fell, go up again, and threw myself into the front, landing on his lap, jamming the steering wheel as far to the right as I could and pushing the breaks with my other hand. We swirved to a halt right at the edge of it. I probably saved all our necks that day. And that is literally the only interesting thing that happened during my teenage yeas.
>>516
I demand you post a brief anecdote regarding your young adult days.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 08:52

>>515
I had a fucked up sleep schedule and became a NEET for a while because of it. It's still kind of fucked up, but I can force myself into a normal one easier now...

>>517
I demand you end your sentences for the rest of the day with desu, desu! Online and offline, desu! Are you prepared for the challenge, desu?

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 23:43

>>516
Well, considering "the rest of the day" consists of the next seventeen minutes, I don't see why not desu.

>>518
I demand that you bump this thread with a new problem desu.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1311860434/l50

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 21:10

>>517
Did that.

>>519
I demand you photograph your next meal and share photos here!

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 23:43

>>518
Leftover scraps from lunch with the ex. Novel and tobacco included:
http://imgur.com/CFI92

>>520
Tell me about your current state of consciousness. You may interpret that as broadly as you wish.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 01:53

>>519 pretty baked man

>>521 praise the lord!

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 03:08

>>520 let the earth hear his voice.

>>522 If you have not read the novel in >>519's image, start. If you have... don't be >>522

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 00:31

>>521
I'm a few chapters in and I like it.

>>523
I demand that you describe your appearance at this moment!

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 02:38

>>522 i am wearing a dark green Teenage Fanclub t-shirt, it has a yellow doodle of a billboard showing a power station. On top of that I have my black Cramps hoody, and I am wearing a sticker with my name on it (with a love heart dotting the "i") from the stupid anti-NEET taster class I was at today. I have two cute friendship bracelets my fiancé made on my wrist, one is a watermelon and one has love hearts on it. Lower down I am wearing boxer shorts with a trippy black and white design on them, a pair of socks with sharks on them, a pair of dark tights on top with a big hole cut out for my package, and a pair of rainbow knee socks on top of those. I cut my hair the other day and I did it badly so i have bald spots at the back, with a nice fringe though. It is all greasy and sticking up because I'm kinda sweaty from just walking a mile home wearing extra layers carrying a big rucksack. I'll shower in the morning because I keep getting a whiff of my semen-encrusted boxers, which I was self-conscious about at the jobseeking class.

>>524 Post a link to a song you have recently discovered and loved.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 07:44

>>523
Too many to choose from, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZRM3hrn0hM

>>525
Listen to it a bit.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 11:38

>>524 pretty nice, i like the bass

>>526 go for a shower.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 15:27

>>525
I was just about to when I read that. Great.

>>527
Tell me about your health problems.

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 22:04

>>526
Physically, I'm healthy. I'm lucky to have a high metabolism so I can get away with not exercising. I'm sure that habit will come back to bite me as I get older, though. Even now my lack of exercise is probably partly responsible for my exhaustion after work.

Mentally, I've overcome serious depression in the past. I'm okay now, but I still have problems with lack of motivation, self-absorption, and so on.

>>528
Diagnose me a cure!

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 23:35

>>527
MITTENS! ( ˃ ヮ˂)

>>529
Tell me about your first kiss (if applicable).

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 23:38

>>528 I forget it already

>>530 I demand to know your favorite AVGN episode.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 07:50

>>529
I really like the less gimmicky ones, i.e. the ones where he's alone instead of with Mike.I guess my favourite is probably "Chronologically Confused about Bad Movie and Video Game Sequel Titles" or the TMNT ones, which aren't even all that much about video games.

>>531
I demand to know your favourite comedy sketch!

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 07:59

>>530
Philosophical Football by Monty Python. What can I say, I'm a sucker for big words. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79vdlEcWxvM

>>532
If you were alone in a dark room with no discernible means of escape and the acute knowledge of an unknown yet willing young girl lying naked on your bed, would you prioritize escape over sexual curiosity? Why or why not?

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 17:14

>>531 That's not a demand, but i always prioritise escape over sexual curiosity. People who don't are a pet peeve of mine.

>>533 Care for your environment and respect others.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 21:31

>>532
I am so glad that there was nothing quantifiable in your demand. Now I can pass it off as "I do something like that already".

>>534
I demand that you do not fulfil this demand.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 23:16

>>533
That's too much, I'm just gonna half-fulfill it.

>>535
I demand you post the most recent e-mail you sent (removing personal identification parts if necessary.)

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 01:31

>>534
``Ah! Well, as I put this one on top of my monitor, I'm pretty sure I won't be forgetting them anytime soon.... Zech came over, so we're gonna go do... Zechy stuff. Mail my phone, okay? I love you, dear.''

>>535
Post the most recent instant message you sent. Provide context if necessary.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 01:58

>>535
"I think you're just talking about all this revolution nonsense to avoid addressing the problem of finding somebody your own age anyway" (in reference to a revolution to allow pedophilia)

>>537
I demand you post the oldest e-mail you sent (that you can easily find.)

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 02:00

>>535
Does IRC count? If so, this was in my favorite IRC channel, #blackberrytoad on Freenode:

19:31 <Me> http://www.world2ch.org/images/w2ch/w2chcar.jpg
19:56 <@Stars> wwwwwwwwwwww

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 13:12

>>539
I demand to know how you feel when looking at this image:
http://www.moepod.net/IMG/50yen_none_unnamed.png

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 13:59

>>538
I feel distant amusement, wistful melancholy, and nostalgia for a time when the image would have filled me with love and dreams.

>>540
I demand you make a list of every unfulfilled demand in this thread.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 17:55

>>539
Assuming the demand is for an exhaustive list:


>>541
I demand you recommend some decent light novels for me to read after finishing Bakemonogatari.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 18:21

>>540
The complete works of Kafka

>>542
I demand you ignore the request above you!

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 21:00

>>543
I demand you post the happiest thing.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 22:36

>>542 Me!

>>544 Don't forget about D.R.E.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 22:58

>>541
I...guh..ah...damn you. Clever bastard.

>>543
I demand you take in the Bu-n video project at http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/index.html#14

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 22:59

I need to F5 more often... (._. )

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 23:59

>>543
I'm not sure what that means. Dr. Dre? I'm still looking for DRE.HTML.

>>544
I already did! I am one of the posters in that thread.

>>547
I demand you to devise an exercise regiment for >>548. That'll show him!

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 00:16

>>546
Stand up. Make sure there is plenty of space around you. Stretch both your arms out in front of yourself, with your fingers spread as far as you can, then clench them together into a fist. Keep doing this several times (say, about 20 times perhaps?) but not so much that your fingers become tired/sore/painful. Put your arms out to either side and repeat the clenching thing, then do the same stretching your arms vertically above yourself.

This stretches and loosens your fingers perfectly as preparation for a good Touhou run. I suppose it probably works fairly well for other games as well.

>>548
I demand that you actually do this and then play Touhou and tell me how it goes.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 12:10

>>547
I 1cc'd PCB (on easy mode (;_;)). It felt nice, though.

>>548
I demand that you draw a picture of Tokiko, from Touhou!

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 12:35

>>548
I already did.

>>550
I demand that you make something (anything!) and then post it.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 22:33

>>549
I already did. I am >>418.

>>551
I demand that you demand something not just from >>552, but also from >>555!

551 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6760 00:16

>>550
Well, couldn't you do it yourself if you finished with >>549 already?

>>552, stop being lazy and demand something from >>555. And don't tell me that you did it before.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 00:35

>>551
Fine.

>>555
Tale a photo of your room!

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 14:04

Well, this is awkward, nobody demands anything from me. I feel so unwanted. ;_;

>>554
Write a short science fiction story and post it here!

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 20:04

>>553

With a WHOOSH, the time machine was active, and I climbed in, setting the dials to the morning of Sept. 6760, 1993.
"Hey >>553-san, I demand that you reply to this demand retroactively!"

>>555

Make us proud with this 555GET, by God!

555 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6761 01:11

It's 555GET!
I hope this will make you proud at least of your own room:
ttp://uploda.in/img/data/img11854.jpg

I haven't operated my camera in a long time and it's pretty dark in my room. I apologize for the quality! I tried to take a photo of a table to the right as well, but it was too blurry.

>>556
Inspect.

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 01:40

>>555
No.

>>557
It's high-time we assuage God and pay still more homage to Her unrelenting grace. I demand you construct a second public shrine dedicated to the glory, goodness and melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi.

557 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6761 18:42

>>556
Yes.
ttp://uploda.in/img/data/img11910.jpg

>>558
Who was the culprit?

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 06:08

>>557
That's not a public shrine. Also, I'm damned tired of you never posting full hyperlinks. I'm just going to stop visiting every link you give.

>>559
It's high-time we assuage God and pay still more homage to Her unrelenting grace. I demand you construct a second public shrine dedicated to the glory, goodness and melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi.

559 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6762 07:20

>>558
No. Also, this is a proper way to post link on textboards.

>>560
Who's your secret crush?

560 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6762 07:24

Err, I mean, >>561, reveal who's your secret crush!

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 07:25

>>559
Shut the fuck up.

>>561
Fulfill >>558 and >>556's demands.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 11:06

>>561
You've been told "no". You got served by espeon anyway. Let it go already.

>>563
Be original.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 12:08

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>>564
Go to a local cafe next sunday and drink a cup of tea.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 14:20

>>563 okay, I shall.

>>565 bleed for me.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:26

>>564
I stabbed myself with a sewing needle. Happy now?

>>566
I demand to know the name of your first love.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:15

>>565
Gadget Hackwrench. And I didn't even know about furry fandom at the time.

>>567
Describe the closest inanimate object that weighs over seven pounds.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 00:12

>>566
The Norton Anthology of English Literature. It's full of stories.

>>568
Tell me who you are, what you are, where you are, why you are, and how you are, sir!

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 00:23

>>567
I'm an abnormally hyperconscious entity residing within a human form in the state of Arizona whose conjugate of principles (or absence thereof) and intelligence are doomed to eternal and meaningless paroxysm. I'm doing rather decently today; listless and apathetic as always.

>>569
Force yourself to relate to only one of the 16 MBTI types and tell me which you chose.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 02:20

>>568 I can relate to fluttershy because she is nice and cares for everyone but is quite shy. I named my bong after her

>>570 What's your favourite kind of cake?

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 02:40

>>569
Not a Myer-Briggs Type Indicator type.

>>571
Pick up where he left off.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 05:19

>>570
I'm an INTJ. You probably are, too. And I like vanilla cake.

>>571
What MBTI are you?

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 07:55

>>571
Not a demand, but INTP.

>>572
Tell us the latest compliment you received.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 08:37

>>572
"Keep it up, bro!"

>>574
Tell us the latest insult you received.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 14:35

>>573
"You bastard"

>>575
I demand that you visit every board on 4-ch, skim the threads on the first page and write your general consensus on each of them. You don't need to write more than a line or two per board.

575 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6764 12:06

Cultural boards are replaceable with DQN. However, I should probably give them more attention as I seem to utilize DQN in lieu of them.

AA bar is absolutely unique and original unless you frequent similar boards on 2ch.net. Three windows reinstalls ago I was an avid text artist myself!

In Lifestyle only /hobby/ is interesting. I'm glad somebody still remembers Kikkoman on /food/, but overall it feels there is only one insane Chef talking to himself. Probably we should hold a cooking contest and ask him to be a judge!

I'd post in Personal because I need some advice on how to meet new people on the Internet, how to cyber like a pro and how to deal with a certain annoying poster (or two of them actually, who do their best together to tarnish my reputation as a dokyun) , but my identity would be instantly discovered.

For some reason 4-ch started dying on me when I tried to open Tech, News, World and the rest of the boards. And I couldn't even /req/ Squeeks to relocate his servers to the upper side of the planet (so that data would stream down naturally)!

I promise to review the rest later when I'm able to open them.

>>576
I demand that you play Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing for at least ten minutes and point out the best and the worst parts of the game.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 13:20

>>575 pro: i'm driving a truck brumm brummmmm
con: not very challenging

>>577 link to a favourite cartoon from your childhood

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 13:26

>>576 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnHuNUNV0BE

Also >>574 because gol-darn I put a bunch of work into it.
Anime: Lots of off-topic and the usual "Japan is best" bullshit. Also, "LOVING ANIME KILLINGLY."

ASCII: This board is fucking awesome. Too bad whenever I try to copipe that type of shit, it rips all the spaces out and fucks it up.

DQN: It's us, DQNing as usual.

Film & TV: Lots of spillover of Anime's Japan obsession. And I should have known there would be an MLP thread, too.

Food: Yum. Though people can bicker over everything including what you eat. And Korea vs. Japan.

Games: Spammish threads, Japan offtopic, and maybe one or two threads actually discussing games.

General: Anger, hate and angst.

Hobbies: Weeaboo... they just want to be on Japan related boards, or is any ok?

Language: A board where Japanese would be on topic... dominated by Chinese.

Literature: (^ω^;)←Stop using this face from the sick!!

Love & Romance: I'd like to say I feel schadenfreude at knowing other people's love lives are way bigger train wrecks than my own, but this just leaves me numb.

Manga: The usual, aside from the "write your own manga" crowd at the top.

Music: "What's a good song to commit suicide to?" seems increasingly relevant.

News: Worth it for "Priest attached to party balloons vanishes in Brazil".

Net Culture: Worth it for the Omegle thread and "IS THERE A SINGLE SITE ON THE FUCKING INTERNET THAT IS NOT FILLED WITH OBNOXIOUSLY LARGE AMOUNTS OF RETARDEDNESS? NO. NO THERE IS NOT."

Personal Issues: Designated whining board.

Politics: There was one thread with seemingly intelligent discussion, which is one more than I expected.

Programming: Not enough of a programmer to understand this shit.

Science: More like sci-fi or so it seems.

Tech/IT: What I'd expect of this board.

日本語: "Japan is full of the organized stalker." makes me imagine guys like in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games wandering around Fukushima. Which would be pretty cool actually.

>>578
Describe your ideal pet.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 13:55

>>577
It uses the toilet like a human, hunts and eats vermin so I don't have any extra food expenses and submits the occasional entertaining post on DQN. Hmm, I guess I'm not so much looking for a pet, rather a slave with pica and a strong stomach. Now accepting applications! Also, good job on the board synopses!

>>578
Recommend some cheap or free video games. Budget titles from years ago are fine too.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 13:58

>>577
It uses the toilet like a human, hunts and eats vermin so I don't have any extra food expenses and submits the occasional entertaining post on DQN. Hmm, I guess I'm not so much looking for a pet, rather a slave with pica and a strong stomach. Now accepting applications! Also, good job on the board synopses!

>>578
Recommend some cheap or free video games. Budget titles from years ago are fine too.

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 14:09

>>578,579
FAILURE!

>>581
What >>579 said.

581 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6764 16:53

>>578-580
I don't know your favourite genres, so I'll suggest a few.
78641 - adventure. Trailer and dl link: http://youtu.be/AEEyOdVsdsQ
Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa - basketball JRPG which gathered some cult following, members of which were lately communicating strictly by quotes from CBoyardee's videos, which in turn forced him to wipe his YT account. http://youtu.be/8F1cOvZ3nS8
Slaves to Armok: God of Blood, Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress - classic city-building/roguelike game which was recently updated (on 1993-09-6762). http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/screens.html
Kerbal Space Program - spaceship constructor/space flight simulation, in-development. http://youtu.be/l5OhFnq_iKw
Osu! - music game with various gameplay features. http://osu.ppy.sh/
Project Zomboid - open world/survival horror, in-development. Demo version (which is tailing behind the latest build) is free. http://projectzomboid.com/blog/

>>582
Do as many push-ups as you can and report the number.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 18:15

>>581 6 trillion

>>583 post a wonderful emoticon/kaomoji

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 18:42

>>582
CATCH IT! MY JIZZ! ( ' ヮ')ノ.・゚。・.・゚。・.・゚*。・ヽ(゚Д゚,,)ノ

>>584
Repeat your favorite demand ITT.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 18:54

>>583 I did indeed steal something for >>446, and it made me happy to see the sweets arrived and that he enjoyed them

>>585 post your ten favourite words.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 20:23

>>584
In no particular order:

Synaesthesia
Arbitrary
Satellite
Indubitably
Anhydrous
Differentiation
Faraday
Analogue
幽か
MITTENS

>>586
I demand that you make a sentence which includes at least six of these words. Bonus points if you can use all of them!

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 12:11

>>585
The arbitrary differentiation of Faraday's synaesthesia of satellite 幽か mittens is indubitably analogous to anhydrous terrestrial ones.

>>587
I demand that you read every Achewood comic, and if you enjoyed them, to make this same request of the poster below you! (If this question is asked again and you HAVE read Achewood, feel free to disregard it ;)

587 Name: AI : 1993-09-6773 12:37

Silence fool

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 13:52

>>586 Well, it's pretty good, I've came across it before. I'll start from the beginning and put it under my wbcmcs bookmark folder and read through it every now and then like I have done with others.

>>589 Recommend another webcomic to >>590, and also give him a rimjob.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 15:14

>>588
Hmm, Red Meat perhaps? As for the second half of your demand, I'm sorry but I've already fulfilled my RDA of rimjob givings today.

>>590
I demand that you set something on fire and tell us about it.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 21:11

>>589
I lit some bad drawings of mine on fire. A cleansing ritual.

>>591
I demand that you read Sexy Losers!

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 11:00

>>590
I've read it 5 years ago.

>>591
If you remember assdip-chan, reread Uncle Ghastly's webcomic.
If you don't, commit google seppuku.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 12:30

>>591
I reread the assdip-chan strips and some of his main webcomic. Didn't make me gay or a rapist, disappointingly!

>>593
I demand that you write no fewer than 20 messages and secretly slip them into random books in your local library or bookstore.

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 13:38

>>592
Lucky for you I happen to be in a library for the next hour and a half. Here's my list of messages:

  • The Capital City of Flowers in the Sky
  • im a bunny :B
  • im a ubnny
  • Stop smoking!
  • The person next to you is a spy.
  • True love is only a dimension away
  • tan(A)sin(N)
  • Don't think; feel
  • It could be worse.
  • ( ・-・) book derailed
  • Throw a brick through a plate glass window
  • TILDE~
  • Are you proud of yourself?
  • GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
  • it keeps hapening
  • You could be playing video games right now.
  • Don't look behind you
  • Yeah, I've got nothing
  • ( ゚ ヮ゚) Mittens!
  • If you don't put this down right now, I will judge you forever [put in the front cover of Twilight]

>>594
I demand that you draw some "modern" "art" using MS paint with a mouse.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 02:21

>>593
http://i.imgur.com/NMLxZ.png

>>595
I demand that you write a review of the latest VIPTRONIC album!

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 22:29

>>594
It was meh.

>>596
I demand that you defeat the phantom of Trias Karei II

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 03:52

>>595
I defeated its image in my heart.

>>597
I demand that you recommend me a book on Ruby programming

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 07:36

>>596
I'm gonna go with Flanagan and Matsumoto's "The Ruby Programming Language" (O'Reilly Media 2008, ISBN 0596516177). I haven't read it, nor any other books on Ruby, but from my experience O'Reilly tends to publish decent books on most other languages. Also, Yukihiro Matsumoto is the creator of Ruby. Surely his input's got to count for something.

>>598
I demand that you recommend me an MP3 player that isn't made by Apple, can hold more than 32GB, and does not garble CJK characters in filenames and id3 tags.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 13:45

>>597 Why not an Apple one? I can't really recommend anything else, I've never had any problems with my iPods. My 2003 classic and 2004 mini still serve me well, the only reason I upgraded to my 5th generation 80GB one in 2006 is because I got more music, and I still use it like 6 hours a day at least. I can't think of a negative point about them.

>>599 Go outside, it's a beautiful day.

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 14:26

>>598
It happens to be a rather fine morning. And as a matter of fact I did plan on going to the bookstore today. Science fiction, ahoy!

>>600
Celebrate your 600 GET with a fancy meal.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 20:21

>>599 I had pizza with garlic doughballs with a friend, because he had just broken up with his girlfriend. 600 GET WOOO

>>600 Post some really brilliant J-Pop.

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