>>211
Well this is a pretty shitty dragon by my standards:
http://dragon-wolf997.deviantart.com/art/Sand-Dragon-Species-Reference-262172653?q=sort%3Atime%20dragon&qo=5
>>213
I demand that you post your captcha, rate it out of 10 and give constructive criticism on how it could be improved.
Well, >>212, my captcha is gojition. It's a fairly nice captcha to begin with, blending a vaguely oriental-sounding "goji" with a very English "ition." When I speak it out loud, it rolls off the tongue quite nicely. However, it is lacking in certain areas. If one were to use it in "[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 2]," it would be consigned to the "nonsense word" category rather than the more humorous "captcha that sounds like an actual word" sort of post. Finally, my browser's spellcheck makes the lowercase j and i indistinguishable, as the red zig-zag line indicating that it's a misspelled word obscures the bottom portion of the j entirely. Despite these shortcomings, though, it is overall a solid captcha. 7/10
>>214, You know that idea for a DQN thread you've had in your head for a while? The one you've been afraid to post because you fear it wouldn't be popular? Just do it. It'll be great, trust me.
>>213
Very well then:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1318029571
>>215
I demand that you post the three most recent things you bought, and how much they cost.
>>214
2L bottle of Sun Drop ($1.25 plus sales tax)
60.5 Watt-Hour NewerTech NuPower® Battery for White 13.3" MacBooks (~$117 plus $5.99 shipping... looks like my purchasing it brought the price down a couple bucks, lol)
2L bottle of Sun Drop ($1.25 plus sales tax)
Technically, I don’t buy things very often, hence the duplicate soda runs about a week apart.
P.S. do not buy laptop batteries at lower than manufacturer price. even though they are unlikely to be fake or damaged goods, they are probably cheaper because they have aged and lost a bit of capacity.
>>217
I demand that you eat healthily some day this week.
Not enough demanding
>>219
I demand that you write a paragraph about your first love.
She was a brunette named Corin. We were young and foolish, and we thought it would last forever. But, as all things much, and certainly all love-things, it did end. We parted and went on to walk our own paths. I regret not at least asking her for a handjob.
>>220
I demand that you ask out on a date at least 20 way-out-of-your-league women in the next month, write a journal about it and post it here.
>>220
Gonna have to go with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Leopard_Moth , I mean just look at the thing. Normally, you get moths that try to act all fancy and try to look impressive; this one just does without even trying. It doesn't even need varied colors for it! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycaena_phlaeas looks damn fine too and can be confused with a really big wasp if you just so happen to be blind at the time.
>>222
I require that you evaluate the possibilities for one of the impossible requests previously asked for.
Possibility of >>219-like demand to be fulfilled is HIGHLY UNLIKELY:
>>223
Write a short story about you fighting with a bear.
>>222
I visited my childhood home only to discover that after fifteen years the backyard had shrunk. The endless forest of my childhood was populated by shadows and mystery. Now it was finite and digestible, easily surveyed. I took a stroll, crunching leaves and trying to revive those mysterious woods. But the illusion was ruined by visible boundaries on all sides. I had grown too big to lose myself among these pitiful pines. I sighed and turned to leave, but stopped short when I found my path blocked by a large furry ferocious sharp-toothed brown grizzly bear.
I looked at the bear. The bear looked at me. I looked back at the bear. The bear returned my look with a look of his own, which I countered by looking at the bear, who was looking at me while I was looking at him. We looked at each other as the bear and I stood looking at each other. It was around this time that I realized I was looking at a bear, and more importantly, a bear was looking at me. This meant that I was exchanging looks with a bear. I was on the receiving end of a bear-look which I was reciprocating with a look of my own. Bears and humans looked. I was the human. The bear was the bear.
"Have you come to restore these woods?" I asked the bear. The bear growled back. It did not seem to understand English.
"If I defeat you, will I finally be free of those adult shackles called Regret?" I ventured hopefully. The bear stood on its hind legs and roared. I stood with my legs at shoulder width and slightly bent. I decided to fight first and examine the metaphorical implications later. The bear lunged, swiping at me with its large brown furry dangerous claw-infested paw. I stepped forward to the right and swung my left leg around counter-clockwise, dodging his blow and turning. Before the bear could turn around, I leaped onto its fleece back and threw my arms around its neck. It swung its arms wildly and staggered in circles, trying to fling me off, but I held on with the determination of a clever businessman giving the opening speech at an important conference.
The bear roared. The trees did not roar. I did not roar. The leaves did not roar. The wind did not roar. But my heart roared with the burning fiery spirit of a man determined to believe, despite fifteen years of being force-fed cynical worldly realism. The bear reached around its chest to grab my arms, but I vaulted myself over its head, flipping and twisting in mid-air. I landed on both feet and faced the nine-foot animal with a confident smile. The bear lunged. I pulled a marshmallow out of my pocket. I always carried a marshmallow in case of bears.
The bear froze mid-lunge and fell to the ground, its hungry rage turned to hungry curiosity. It gingerly sniffed the air in search of the marshmallow. I tried to throw the marshmallow far into the forest, but my weak arm and the marshmallow's puffiness caused it to fall sadly to the ground in front of me. As the bear bounded happily toward the marshmallow to feast, I fled.
Later that night I used alcohol to avoid thinking about the whole mess.
>>224
I demand you read my story and post a scathing review.
>>223
That was a delightful read, and greatly amusing. Because I'm not >>224 I don't have to be scathing about it.
>>224
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and believe you actually meant to post that in the CTRL+V thread.
>>226
I demand that you come up with a plausible explanation as to why I have a 1000 yen note blu-tacked to my wall.
>>229
Post a link to a picture of a girl you have a crush on. No celebrities, normal people you worked with or went to school with etc.
>>229
I spent an hour scouring social networks, traversing half-broken websites and parsing her 600 post twitter archive, but came up with nothing. So instead here is a picture of another girl I work with that looks similar. The quality is terrible. http://i.imgur.com/csVa3.jpg At first I thought I might develop a crush on her but she is too tsundere and volatile to be my type.
>>231
Post a link to a picture of somebody that you're pretty sure has a crush on you.
>>230 http://tinyurl.com/dqndqndqnthisgirlsinlovewithme
>>232 post a link to a picture of yourself! Please don't hide
>>232 Haha, you look pretty much exactly like what I'd expect any of you to look like, except instead of an iPhone I'd imagined a cheap compact digital camera.
Anyways, I'll tell you first that the best form of contraception is oral contraception. I once met a beautiful girl at a party, I immediately fell head over heels in love with her, and I asked her if she fancied coming to bed with, and she said no.
>>234 post a link to a picture of your current view in front of you, ie your computer setup etc.
>>232
There was this chick on DeviantArt who used to draw guro-type stuff and I ended up chatting with her on AIM. She talked about her online lesbian love affair, and how she wished she had a penis so that she could piss standing up, and about the characters she drew (she even sent me some uncensored versions/sketches that were too hot for DA (some of them were yaoi), although they're sadly long lost from my computer now). She mentioned being interested in shemale porn and I sent her some which she seemed to appreciate (she was also under age, btw).
Overall I thought she was totally awesome, and wanted her to be my girl. But she was never interested in that and would be pretty much entirely cold to all my advances. It got to the point where I got pretty terribly paranoid and desperate about it before my emotions finally bombed out and I started to hate her instead.
Also in before "she was a guy, man".
>234 Tell us the kinkiest thing you have done IRL (so no, that one cybersex session doesn't count)
>>233
http://i.imgur.com/bTWga.jpg
And, not to leave >>234 out:
I've been fingered anally by more than one girl.
>>236
Boast about the manliest thing you've ever done and/or worst physical injury/malady.
>>235 My worst injury was probably the time I was walking to my high school job and I jumped over a chain that was suspended between two wooden posts. I didn't clear the chain, caught my foot on it, and tripped. Luckily I put my arms out so I didn't land on my face, but I did a number on my arms. My wrists hurt so bad that I didn't even notice I couldn't move my arms until two hours later at the hospital. Ended up fracturing both my elbows. Let me tell you, spending six weeks, mostly of summer vacation, with practically zero articulation below your shoulders and unable to lift anything heavier than a glass of water really sucks. Now that I think about it, that wasn't particularly manly.
>>237, describe DQN as your favorite Achewood character would.
>>236
Well, in the words of Lie Bot:
"DQN is a fast moving textboard, with about 100,000 posts per day. Despite this, the moderation immediately deletes all but a select handful which encapsulate the underlying ideals of a utopian nation. These are then fed through a word filter to make them seem completely unimportant. The ultimate purpose of this project is to create a database which will be used to design an AI capable of overseeing the entire world's governments."
>>238
I demand that you post five things you love about your life!
I love the internet.
I love new pokemon.
I love photography.
I love to imagine.
I love the whole world,
And my insanity!
Boom-de-yada, Boom-de-yada!
Boom-de-yada, Boom-de-yada!
I'd love to know
What >>239 loves.
Whenever simple
Or rather private stuff.
I hope he loves me
Amongst the other things.
Boom-de-yada, Boom-de-yada!
Boom-de-yada, Boom-de-yada!
I certainly do love you >>238! I love DQN, the amazing universe we live in, the human mind, art, DEVO, jailbait, ketamine, a certain young lady, WIRED magazine, tumblr, my ipod, my friends, rabbits, dogs, cats, colourful kneesocks, cute anime, mexican food, honeycomb ice cream, cherry flavoured stuff, skanking... lots of stuff!
Kick some ass >>240!
Aaaaahhhh >>240 I meant it as a figure of speech for going out and doing your best! Grabbing life by the balls! Poor doggy （ ﾟДﾟ）you should give him or her a treat and play outside for a while with them
One time when I was maybe 7 or 8 me and my brother found a human ear with what seemed like quite fresh blood next to it. >>242 what's the spookiest thing that's happened in your life?
Accidentally posted in the wrong thread...
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.
Always gives me great pleasure to read it!
>>245 experiment with ketamine
>>244
I can't get it in my area, but I can do DXM this weekend if you want me to. Would you like me to?
>>246
Try out some GNU/Linux distro in VirtualBox or on a LiveCD when you have the time and try to learn how to use it, at least a little. Recommendations: Knoppix, Mint, Ubuntu (begrudgingly), Debian. If you already use it, try installing an elitist-level distro like Arch, Gentoo, or Slackware!
>>249
Here are some Helpful Hints on becoming fucked-up!
>>251
Suggest some ways to become less fucked-up.
>>252
I was fantasising about fucking the girl I cheated with. She was lithe and strong. We went three times around. She wanted me to choke her until she came. I had been having a long distance relationship for 5 months with my girlfriend of three years, until I cracked and fucked this chick. I fucked her while her friend watched.
I still think about fucking her. I remember the length and thickness of her hair, and the sweet nothings she whispered in my ear. I jacked off in the toilets in work daily thinking about after it happened.
>>243
Can you tell me why you want to join the Elitist Superstructure?
>>253
I wanted to join back in 1992 because I thought I could bring the world change.
>255
Tell us your top 6 music albums of all time
>>255
I don't have a favorite music artist anymore, there are just too many out there and what I want to listen to changes from day to day. swings. Nowadays I spend more time listening to my own music (while I'm working on it) than anything else, so I guess you could say I'm my own favorite music artist. After all, if I ever make something I don't like I can change it!
That's a boring answer so I'll say lately I've been listening to a lot of Milch of Source (formerly known as Milky-Chu, producer for EeL, brother of more well known World's End Girlfriend.) I like his crazy carefree style that often contrasts hectic wall of sound noisiness with more conventional forms.
>>257
Listen to this track by EeL and tell me what you think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OSvNnBP314
>>256
I think I recognized about 100 sources in there. I think you described it pretty much perfectly: chaotic noise with some random order in it. I want to say that it's not my cup of tea but I've been clicking around for about 15 minutes now. Shame that that track seems to be pretty much the only one of its kind, I kind of liked it.
>>258
Recommend me one of your less common favorite classic console/arcade games. Bonus points if I've never heard of it before.
>>257 hmmm have you ever played Ristar for the megadrive/genesis? If only for the amazing soundtrack but the game's a lot of fun too, I always found it quite hard though. Really beautiful visuals too. Try and find a ROM for it :)
>>259 post a link to a Pantone reference of your exact favourite colour
>>258
http://www.amazon.com/PANTONE-SMART-18-0228X-Color-Swatch/dp/B004O7DMF0
>>260
Spend 10 minutes straight creating something digital and post a link to the results.
>>261, thou bootless fat-kidneyed mumble-news, be put in a cauldron of lead and usurer's grease, amongst a whole million of cutpurses, and there boil like a gammon of bacon that will never be enough until you drop into the rotten mouth of death, for thou art a leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch with a brain as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage. And go fuck yourself.
>>264
Soothe my tired soul.
>>264 When I was 9 I went to a football match with my grandparents, and I was wearing my mum's knickers. They were too big for me, and when my country scored a goal my grandfather lifted me up in celebration and I could feel the black lacy underwear falling down within my tracksuit, but no one noticed.
>>266 assume the position and stay alert
>>269
Fat, smart, and sickeningly affectionate, just like the cat sleeping next to me right now.
Look, our job in this industry is not to ask "waifu". Our job is to ask "wai not fu".
>>280 it would bring me feelings of elation
If you would post photographic evidence of menstruation
>>279
Considering the number of people who actually browse DQN, there's a good chance this actually is you. Nonetheless...
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/882
>>281
I demand that you list the names of the last 10 files you downloaded.
>>280
Ordered from last downloaded to first of the 10:
Mambo 3
the.graduate.(1967).eng.1cd.(3130269)
[isoHunt] Simon And Garfunkel Discography
Simon & Garfunkel - Bookends (1968)
[BakaBT.129888v0] Welcome to the NHK OST!
vcs_web
Man Man - Rabbit Habits.zip
JESUS JESUS JESUS_3
Spongebob.Squarepants.Heroes.Of.Bikini.Bottom.2011.DVDRip.XviD-p.6474943.TPB
SpongeBob_SquarePants_-Season_4(DVD_Rip).3693374.TPB
>>282
I demand you to stop wanting the impossible and relax.
>>282 lucky you I took one last week. http://i.imgur.com/qH1wq.jpg
>>284 I demand you to commit seppuku with the nearest blunt object
>>283
I cannot commit seppuku with a Sonic plushie. Trust me, I've tried. Then again, being the fastest hedgehog in the world, it's not slow so it's not actually blunt and therefore not the nearest blunt object. But it's such a cute thing.
>>285
Tell us about your plushies, dolls and other cute things.
>>285
Closest to me I see the futon on which I am lying and the blanket covering me, both bathed in the warm glow of the morning sun. Then there is a large white stuffed sheep that I love deeply because of its connection to a certain girl. Next to my futon is a brown chest of drawers with two columns and four rows. The left column is a little more than twice the length of the right column.
On top of the drawer are many things but from this angle I can only see a box from amazon, a box of laundry detergent, my journal, a giant unopened 1kg bag of Kirkland Tortilla Chips, and some papers. Behind that are green curtains with a white grid of thing lines. Above the curtains is my old air conditioner which is off and has a pen haphazardly stuck in it to prop up the broken air flow flap.
>>287
Close your eyes tightly and describe what you see to the best of your ability.
>>280 of course that was me, that's why I was asking for more!
>>286 well, have you ever done the thing where you close your eyes really tight then push your eyeballs into your head with all your might? If you do it hard enough and long enough you start to see beautiful angels, but ever since I was little I've always saw them not as angels but as bright glowing skeletons of those flying wasp/bee badniks from the first level of Sonic 2
>>288 make 4 cups of coffee then once they're cool enough to drink easily, down them one after the other
>>291
Junior woke up from troubled dreams to find that his lower body had sprouted a monstrous growth tipped with moisture. Like a coal miner striking upon a gold deposit, Junior had struck puberty. Before Junior could come to terms, or come to, or even come, Mittens ran in!
“Junior-oniichan!” exclaimed Mittens.
“Mittens!” exclaimed Junior.
“You wet your pants," observed Mittens.
"How embarrassing!" Junior cried. "I'll clean it with a tissue."
“Wait!” Mittens said. “Let us save the trees. I will clean it with my mouth!” Before Junior could protest, Mittens erotically lapped at the semen-stained garment.
“It's just getting more wet,” observed Junior.
Mittens blushed.
Junior eyed Mittens' crotch. Mittens eyed Junior's crotch. Junior's crotch eyed Mittens. Mittens' crotch eyed Junior's mouth which eyed Mittens' chest which eyed Junior who eyed Mittens while she eyed Junior. Then they had sex.
“What do you two think you are doing?” demanded Grandpa, storming in furiously.
“Junior hit puberty!” Mittens exclaimed.
“I am shocked,” said Grandpa, “and horny.” His giant cock sprang into action. "Also, I have osteoporosis." This last part was sad so everybody ignored it.
Junior and Mittens and Grandpa all stripped.
“Let's fuck,” somebody suggested. So they did. Junior's cock was in Mittens' mouth. Grandpa's cock was in Mittens' mitten. Mittens' mitten was in Junior's ass. Junior's elbow was in Grandpa's stomach. Mittens' teeth were in Mittens' mouth. Body parts mingled and quivered and vibrated and shook with dirty senseless passionate loving free-spirited sex. They came. I came. Even you came. Everybody came.
Then Clonepa came and raped them all.
>>293
I demand you masturbate while reading my story! Then report on your state of arousal.
>>296 One of the first times I went on a drug binge, I went out on the town spraypainting everything, and at 10am i was tagging the big main supermarket with customers going by. Then as I went in to buy milkshakes the security guard said "can i look in your bag please" so I said okay and it was full of spraycans so he grabbed my arm and dragged me through to the back room and phoned the police. The police took me into their car though fortunately they didn't take me to the station. They asked me things like why I did it and if I was on drugs because i seemed kinda spacey, but I half-lied and said I'm always kinda spacey, it's just the kind of person I am, and then the policelady asked me if i had anything dangerous in my pocket becfore she searched me and i said no and then she found a bottle of poppers and was like "what's this for?" and I said "aaahhhh it gives me a headrush, it's legal" but i think she was waiting for me to say "it opens my bumhole so men can fuck me".
I got fined £275 for the damage a few weeks later. I gave up graffiti but I still get local writers adding me on MSN and stuff asking if I fancy going out painting with them but I always so no then block them.
>>298 go out and vandalise some public property today and take a photo. Though I know this is the kind of thing the average dokyun will make up some lame excuse to get out of doing
>>300
You believers are all stark raving madfellows. I don't mind that you believe a fictional two-dimensional character born of a light novel is lord. But you're destroying society with your ridiculous beliefs. You Haruhi fundamentalist psychotics are so power-mad you stop at nothing. Willful ignorance, intimidation, suppression of information...I feel like /dqn/ is back in the dark ages!! If it was up to you I bet you fools would hold an Inquisition and burn and torture non-believers, despite all your claims that Haruhi is a loving God. Well answer me this. If Haruhi is so powerful why is she so tsundere for boring-ass straight-man Kyon? What kind of Lord shows such human weakness? And if she's so real why does she never answer my daily prayer to lose my virginity?
>>302
Go exploring somewhere you've never been and tell us what you find.
It's too late tonight to bake anything, but here's some bread I made a while back:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/naoh37/pan006.jpg
Despite looking a little odd, it was really tasty!
Go outside, find the brightest/prettiest star you can see, then look up its name and report to us.
>>304
With the city lights here, the only constellation I can see this morning is Orion. To the left of that is a star I had heard of but I never knew its exact location until now (DQN taught me something, lol).
Reading up on it, I learned that Sirius (also known as the Dog Star) is a main sequence star a mere 8.6 light years from earth and has a white dwarf twin in its orbit. I did know this before, but it's a fun fact: ancient Greeks believed heat from this star in the night sky contributed to the "dog days of summer."
>>306
Find a hilariously long German word and tell us the meaning of it. The longer the better.
>>305
"Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft"
means:
"association of subordinate officials of the head office management of the Danube steamboat electrical services"
>>307
I demand that you demand that you demand that you that you that you you you you y---@:A~T&$#YR$*&Y{=[NO CARRIER]
That's it, show's over guys.
>>308, I take it you can "take care of" any witnesses, yeah?
>>308
What a coincidence; I'd just finished work on my "Put new tires on an AE86 Toyota Corolla and drift until the rear tires pop" simulator v1.0. You'll probably have to download Python to run it.
http://www.mediafire.com/?7crxwhn9cp2wrma
http://www.python.org/getit/
>>310
I demand that you find me a better programming language than Python.
>>309
I found a few.
HQ9+ is superior to Python because it can pass the four standard programming language tests ("hello world", quine, "99 Bottles of Beer", increment) with a lot less code than Python.
http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/HQ9_Plus
Piet is aesthetically superior to Python because the programs are colorful abstract art.
http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/piet.html
Shakespeare is aesthetically superior to Python because the programs resemble Shakespeare plays.
http://shakespearelang.sourceforge.net/
>>311
I demand you write something in an esoteric programming language.
