>>612
I'll interpret that as "I demand that you supply a picture of your favourite Touhou". As it happens, I did draw a picture of my favourite Touhou and I did take a picture of it, only to find that I don't have the right cable to copy it onto my computer. In an hour or two I'm going to go buy that very cable and then I shall post it. Just sit tight.
>>614
I demand that you are me and that you post that damn picture already.
>>621
http://4-ch.net/iaa/kareha.pl/1227296353/764
http://4-ch.net/games/kareha.pl/1321613189/9
http://4-ch.net/personal/kareha.pl/1200571045/67
http://4-ch.net/love/kareha.pl/1131458499/454
http://4-ch.net/sexual/kareha.pl/1225034235/617
>>623
I demand that you revitalize this thread with a good demand.
>>625
I used to have a cat. He was given to me for a period of two years to be taken care of by a young Japanese lady while she did some errands, as in that time slot, the said errands would not permit her to provide a suitable environment for the cat. I liked that cat a lot.
>>627
I demand that you play through Cat Planet and tell us what you thought of it.
>>627
My mother
Mumbled "cat planet" under her breath several times, trying to work out the significance of the two words. Eventually trailed off and looked at me inquisitively.
My dog
(Not technically a person but oh well)
Looked at me, sniffed a little and licked her lips, then put her head down and went back to sleep.
A Skype chat with a few vague internet acquaintances in it
Only one person replied. They said, and I quote, "o-o".
>>629
I demand that you pet my head and tell me I'm a good girl.
blow it out your butt
>>633 Switch off your lights and light some candles
>>633
Powercuts have happened to me enough time for me to know what it's like without electricity. Generally it just leads to reading books by candlelight and wishing the power was back on. Sometimes ghost stories are told.
>>635
I demand that you make ten posts within the space of ten minutes with "Andrew" in the name field.
>>637
Hmm, odd ... it tastes almost exactly like the cold water dispensed by my fridge.
>>644 I drew this a couple of years ago http://i46.tinypic.com/jqp94i.jpg
>>646 List your three favourite Lynyrd Skynyrd songs.
>>647
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/asias-most-sinful-cities-174006?page=0,4
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/asias-most-sinful-cities-174006?page=0,3
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/asias-most-sinful-cities-174006?page=0,2
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/asias-most-sinful-cities-174006?page=0,1
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/asias-most-sinful-cities-174006
>>649
I demand that you go to the anime board and post in the newest thread.
>>649
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ
>>651
List everything you have consumed in the past 24 hours.
>>656
I could be nit-picky and just list all the parts of my computer and how they work together, but that would be boring. So here's my non-computer list:
*An old orange, as a toy to toss idly between my hands. It's probably no longer tasty.
*Blanket, to keep myself warm as I screw around on the computer.
*Yatsuhashi, to feed myself breakfast. (Still hungry, of course.)
*Cheap black comb to comb my hair after my shower.
*Clothes (red shirt, boxers, black pants) to clothe myself after my shower.
*My girlfriend's yellow towel to dry myself after my shower.
*A razor to shave my face during the shower.
*A washcloth to wash myself during the shower.
*Soap to put on the washcloth.
*Shower head to provide water.
>>658
Do a good deed and tell us about it.
>>659
http://4-ch.net/images/ba.gif
>>661
I demand that you go for a bicycle ride and shout "hello" to any people that you see along the way.
>>660 http://i45.tinypic.com/152yqdt.jpg
>>661 Well today I made a kind of cooling chamber out of a piece of paper and tape, but it didn't add anything special to the experience...
>>663 Use a coaster, you'll mark your desk!
>>663
http://tohno-chan.com/ot/res/14970.html#14978
http://tohno-chan.com/mai/res/5.html#9233
http://tohno-chan.com/ot/res/9449.html#14979
http://tohno-chan.com/so/res/10418.html#10531
That was awful.
>>665
I demand that your demand to the next poster be the same as this demand.
>>664
No! We've already covered this in >>2-3,504-506 - no meta-gaming!
>>666
I demand that you tell us about the last thing that made you really laugh out loud.
>>666
When you first awaken, you are standing in the corner of a room, leaning against one wall. It is completely empty - no furniture, no windows, and, as far as you can tell, not even a door, which begs the question of how the fuck you got there in the first place. You call for help, and strangely it doesn't echo around the room; even though it should. You try to move, but you seem to be stuck in this one corner, unable to relocate yourself. Because you yourself are the door.
>>668
Attempt to draw a spirograph free-hand.
>>671
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>>677
The 678 Special:
*Open the refrigerator.
*Take out 2-3 vegetables and maybe some meat, in order of whatever will go bad the soonest.
*Think of an edible way to combine them. Creativity is key.
*Fry the soft stuff in some sort of sauce that seems good.
*Boil the hard stuff into some sort of soup.
*Serve with rice or bread, depending on whatever sounds best.
>>679
Visit this page:
http://johno.jsmf.net/knowhow/ngrams/index.php?table=en-cookbook-word-2gram¶graphs=5&length=8
Click Generate until you get a semi-coherent recipe and post it here. Bonus points if you actually make it, extra bonus if you take a picture.
>>678
fork. BRUSSELS SPROUTS (The best French beans or
minced, salt and toss them to serve the
across mashed potatoes, rub the top or thin
required, or other preserved fruit. SAFFRON RICE Put
well-drained potatoes. SHOULDER OF VEAL CAKE, EXCELLENT PASTE
A pity Brussels sprouts are out of season. Would have been interesting to taste a pureed paste out of Brussels sprouts, French beans, mashed potatoes, preserved fruit, saffron rice, even more potatoes, and shoulder of veal cake.
>>680
Plan all your meals for the weekend and post what you come up with.
>>681 My favourite movie of all time is Harold And Maude, because I love the characters and I can relate to Harold, my mum even compared me to him, and I also relate to Maude to some extent, in that I've showed my young lover how wonderful life can be and there's better things than killing herself. It's funny and touching and really sweet and it always brings tears to my eyes, and to top it off Cat Stevens did the soundtrack.
>>683 I demand you go find a way to watch Harold & Maude and tell us your thoughts. The Pirate Bay is blocked here with my ISP but http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=harold+and+maude+torrent&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8 The top one, I think the uploader's comment is a bit of an exaggeration (I looked at the cached version)
>>682
I don't want to rewatch Harold and Maude but I also don't want this thread to die, so I will tell you my thoughts leftover from watching it years ago.
I was an awkward freshman in college. I was surprised when a girl in my pilates class spoke to me. She said, "You remind me of Harold." I was confused, so she proceeded to tell me about the movie Harold and Maude. She offered to lend it to me and I accepted.
The film lurked too close to the surface. I didn't really identify with Harold. I expected a romance between Harold and Maude, but it never developed in any satisfying way. Romance was mostly one-sided on Harold's part, with Maude taking the position of loving old woman with Lessons of Life to teach a young child.
I was almost moved at the end, but the stupid final scene - especially the "dramatic" freeze frame attempt to raise the scene's tension - just made me laugh. I hoped to leave the film filled with ideas and questions, but ended up with only mild amusement.
I'm focusing on the negative here since that's what I do best, but I really did enjoy it. It really is better than the average movie. I was just expecting more.
>>684
I demand you bump the "ask the poster above you a question" thread.
>>684 I will do it tomorrow.
>>686 watch this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow
>>685 I've seen this before, it was posted on encyclopædia dramatica i think a long time ago
>>691
Try this one:
http://www.wholelattelove.com/Lavazza/lava_point.cfm
Or this one:
http://www.coffeemakermachinereview.com/francis-francis/francis-francis-x1/
>>693
I demand that you post after getting extremely drunk.
>>692
It's been three days since my drunken binge, but I finally remembered. In the spirit of the demand, I had a half-pint of cider just before posting, which I downed in one go. My alcohol tolerance is a bit too high though, it seems. I'm barely even swaying.
>>694
I demand that you post a backstory/sales pitch for a gritty reboot of the Asterix series, to be published by either Marvel or DC comics, with a movie deal under consideration. Bonus points for making Obelix angsty about his magically changed metabolism which makes him constantly hungry, or the like.
>>694
It's okay, it might well still be redeemable. Even if it isn't and you just failed your entire education, you can still become a hermit or something.
Anyway, here's something nice and fluffy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEVR9VAH6nU
>>696
I demand that you make one post in every thread on Tohno-chan's secret textboard (ttp://tohno-chan.com/txt/)
on screen keyboard
post a photo of something in your room. yourself if comfortable
>>700
I threw together a juke style track for your dragon ass tattoo
http://iiichan.net/boards/music/src/dragonasstattoo.mp3
>>702
I demand you play my track back at ridiculously high volume and dance around the room like crazy.
Well the next poster (>>705) always tells the truth or always tells lies, what must you demand so that you figure out what he is?
>>709
I demand that you select a number between 1 and 764 (perhaps use a random number generator), find the corresponding post in the Post Your Current Thought thread and create a new thread based on it. You must post what number it was.
>>708
I chose 328 off the top of my head and created this:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1352208362/
>>710
I demand that you attempt to redeem my thread.
>>711
http://grooveshark.com/s/Nice+Weather+For+Ducks/4M2BT?src=5
Enjoy!
>>713
I demand that you describe a particularly interesting object near you in nauseating detail.