I demand that >>2 will end all his sentences with desu.

(>>0 demanded me to start this thread!)

>>868
Sent (at least I think it was cheerful), and got a nice conversation out of it.

>>870
I demand that you cook that dish you've been meaning to try out and upload photographic evidence (to the imageboard or somewhere else, then link it here).

>>869 Oh yeah I did this the other day and forgot to tell you https://4-ch.net/img/res/1723.html#2886

>>871 Now you have to tell us a good joke.

>>870 A wee boy and his dad are in the bath.
The boy goes “Dad what do you call this bit?” and points at his earlobes
Dad replied "They call that your earlobe cos it's the lobe on your ear!"
The boy points at his eyelashes and blinks a few times and says “Dad what are these called?”
Dad said "They call them your eyelashes cos they're the lashes on your eye!"
The boy points at his belly button and says “Dad what do you call this bit?”
Dad said "They call that your belly button cos it's the button on your belly!"
The boy said "hmmm" went to push his belly button…
Dad went "NOOOOO!" and lunged towards him…
But he was too late… the boy exploded

>>872 I demand you stick your finger in your belly button and give it a proper good wiggle

>>872
Unfortunately I can't help you with that (maybe some other kind soul will compose something for you, or maybe I'll remember it in a few years), but I can give you a zip file of all the imgur uploads in this thread, in light of the fact that imgur is planning to remove old anonymous uploads: https://files.catbox.moe/ieakgq.zip

>>874
I demand an interesting thread idea!

>>873
A thread where everybody confesses their most depraved sexual fetishes.

>>875
I demand that you confess your most depraved sexual fetish.

>>874 Maybe licking her period blood, chewing her used tampons, that kind of thing, but I've told you that a few times here

>>876 I demand you find the earliest mention of my fetish on /dqn/

>>877
……

I demand >>879 recommends me a niche porn genre nobody knows

>>878
SCUBA. Look it up on Clips4Sale. Uvula and wristwatch porn are also available on that fine website

I demand >>880 find post the worst thumbnail from their youtube recommendations

>>879
Maybe not the worst but perhaps the most "cringe":
https://files.catbox.moe/988duo.PNG

This one is pretty bad:
https://files.catbox.moe/f47yw5.PNG

I demand that >>881 post the thumbnail from their youtube recommendations which has the smallest view count.

>>880
https://4-ch.net/img/src/1683879563092.png

>>882
I demand to know your score on this test: https://theinnocencetest.com/

>>881
Sweetheart (17)
you're the mom friend, which is great because everyone needs one. speaking of, can you come over this weekend? in all seriousness, though, don't be afraid to have your own fun sometimes, too.

>>883
I demand to see the most worthless coin or investment you got.

>>882
I have 10 dollars and a bottle of snapple

>>885
I demand you give me Meryl's number

>>884
140.15

>>886
I demand to know your results on this test: https://bdsmtest.org/

>>885
http://bdsmtest.org/r/PDGJagKz
Half the questions imply I have any experience in the bedroom or with a partner so most of my answers were neutral. Sorry for ruining your fun. (I'm not actually sorry)

>>887
I demand you shuffle up a TCG deck and tell me what you topdeck.

>>886 I got this one https://www.tcgplayer.com/product/84909/pokemon-wotc-promo-dragonite-movie-promo?Language=English

>>888 I demand you do a headstand against a wall for as long as you can and tell us how long you were upside down for

>>887
Long enough to almost pass out

>>890 I demand you recommend me an anime from 1996

>>888
The best anime of 1996, without any doubt, is Evangelion. Not only is the plot amazing, it delivers important themes about society and has a lot of symbols about religion. Pisses me off that people don't understand how beautiful this anime is and I just want to punch them in the face.

>>890 I demand you recommend >>888 an anime from 1996

>>888
I think you should watch Famous Dog Lassie. I've never seen it and have no idea if it's any good or not, but I've heard good things about World Masterpiece Theater anime and 1996 didn't have a whole let else going on that I could see.

>>891
I demand you recommend me an anime from between 2000 and 2005.

>>890
Mujin Wakusei Survive is great if you enjoy survival stories. It's about a bunch of kids from the future that get marooned on an Earth like planet.

>>892
I demand the URL to a Japanese link collection from 1998.

>>891
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/n01/n64/software/zelda/
I'm afraid it only has one Link, but it is from 1998!

>>893
I demand you tell me about your most beloved childhood stuffed toy (and maybe even post a picture).

>>892 Starting from before I was forming coherent memories, I carried around a teddy bear which was, for some reason, orange, with brown footpads, muzzle, and inside of ears. I called it "Cheesebear". For a time, I was quite obsessed with Calvin & Hobbes, though it was not in our newspaper and instead I simply read it out of anthologies of it we had on our living room boomshelf, and I imagined Cheesebear in much the same way as Calvin imagined Hobbes. I still have it, sitting in my attic, overlooking the stairs, but I'm not home at the moment and cannot snap a picture.

>>894 I demand that you draw your favorite non-dinosaur fossil creature. A simple MSpaint doodle with your mouse will do; don't worry about it looking particularly good.

>>893
https://4-ch.net/img/src/1686666508463.png
I have nothing but love for my girl hallucigenia. What an absolute freak.

>>895
Fuck, marry, kill: Beady Eyes, Clonepa, Grandpa. I demand your answer with full reasoning.

I scored 83, I thought I was a bad guy, but I checked only 23 statements out of 100 so there is a problem with the scoring. For double sure I checked this and got 23 means I am pure https://drdeenz.com/rice-purity-test/