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1 Name: (´ε` )♡ : 1993-09-6708 18:02

Here we go!

             ( ゚∀゚) 〜MAMBO NUMBAH 5!
             ⊂  つ
             (つ ノ
     \      ☆
             |     ☆
          (⌒ ⌒ヽ   /
    \  (´⌒  ⌒  ⌒ヾ   /
      ('⌒ ; ⌒   ::⌒  )
     (´     )     ::: ) /
  ☆─ (´⌒;:    ::⌒`) :;  )
     (⌒::   ::     ::⌒ )

301 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6733 19:36

It's cute. And your secure tripcode is totally cool. "FEk lOVE" is something a person with coprophilia would love to have. No offence meant!

302 Name: wahteves!H.fYORqLSM : 1993-09-6733 19:47

But if everyone uses a tripcode you fade into obscurity in a sea of name-ness. We have the weapons at our disposal. We just never use them.

303 Name: !QqL8nX9URE : 1993-09-6733 20:09

Why can't I get back to sleep?

304 Name: Espeon's Husband : 1993-09-6733 20:30

Only two people should be allowed to use tripcodes.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6733 21:22

Am I one of them?

306 Name: DSFA!!MThwjz5M : 1993-09-6733 21:54

Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6733 23:31

All of you using tripcodes are DISGUSTING

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Nobody should be allowed to use them, Espeon's stalker Husband.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 00:44

This thread is much too silly. Even by /dqn/ standards.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 01:09

People expect too much of websites now. If a website doesn't offer some sort of Web 2.0 customisability, people will customise it themselves client-side. If 4-ch was more popular, there would be all sorts of scripts to add rounded borders and gradients and anime characters.

I wish the Web was used to mark up content again.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 04:14

Reimu Onee-sama〜♡

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 06:00

People are irrational and like their eye-candy Web 2.0 bullshite. It's as if everything needs to be sugar-coated before they find the given information acceptable.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 14:11

Oh man, what a horrible day this is.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 16:54

Wait wait wait... I have an idea. Why not a script to make everything look like 4-ch?


314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 18:05

Hmmmm to the guy in the answer questions thread asking about "must-watch" animes, I'm a few episodes into Paranoia Agent, it's really really good. I hope it doesn't turn out to disappoint, but I don't think it will.

And the theme is by Susumu Hirasawa, who also did the Paprika and Philosopher's Propeller soundtracks, he's great

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 18:09

To have a curse?

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 18:45

>>313 i can't for the life of me remember what it was called, but a while back―and I think this was when the web scripting language of choice was Perl and mentioning CSS would have gotten you blank stares―there was a page that would let you mash up the content of one page with the style of another. It was only up for a short time (probably due to massive sideloading bandwidth from anyone who found it no doubt testing every page combination they could find).

In other words, you could browse CNN articles... with the genius HTML design of Gene Ray.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 18:57

>>316 haha wow i would mix everything with http://www.yyyyyyy.info

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 19:22

;-; Help. My penis is swollen.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 20:35

>>309 Web 2.0 is bad. But even I have have been trying to learn CSS so I can revamp Channel4s look so that everything is smaller, loads faster, and fits more content/posts on the screen at a time.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 20:44

Once it's loaded, it's loaded. Nothing you can do client-side will make the website load any faster. Except for blowing in your CD tray.

To fit more posts on screen, hold the CTRL key and scroll your mouse wheel downwards.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 21:30

Every girl I get into a pseudo-relationship is never to almost-never online on any of the sites they're on.
Probably because I'm a shut-in NEET ( ˃ ヮ˂)

322 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6734 23:04

This is simply preposterous. Pseud0ch theme is perfect.

Web 3.0 won't even let you decide what you are doing online and what you are looking for!

Anyway, just wait till the final revision of HTML5/CSS3 and full support by browsers. Everyone is going to mark up the web (2.0) again without that scripting silliness.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6734 23:22

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with you, Pseud0ch is perfect. I can't even use a textboard without it.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 01:14

Oh, I hate feeling like this. I just hope I didn't scare away the boy by being too neurotic lately.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 01:49

If you're >>322chan, don't worry. I haven't been on Steam lately because my computer's been having problems.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 03:20

Oh I like Pseud0ch. It just takes up too much space on smaller devices. (Tablet, MID, Netbook) I would make it so that everything was just smaller/took up less space.
No. Cutting down on the amount of code something has to load obviously would make whatever is being loaded, load faster.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 05:13

I'm filled with delusional rage at friends I just hung out with. They don't see a hint of my anger, and it continues to linger. My heart is a cold, merciless machine of grinding gears. I want to make someone suffer.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 09:42

We should get together and kill some people.

Having sex with the corpses is okay, but try not to leave much evidence behind or I'm leaving your ass to get caught, and if you rat me out I will find and kill you and everything you love and know.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 10:20

Sensual pleasure? Disgusting. I'd rather the corpses either be cleanly disposed of or left for vulgarly elegant display.

Can't say I wouldn't find something to hate about you too, at first sight. Actually, though I might despise you outright, I admit your accompaniment as a necessary evil. Maybe we can accomplish great things, you and I.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 15:34

>>329 you're silly :)

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 15:54

Here's what happens:
Your browser loads the stylesheet in the header. In this case,
This is a 5.88 kB text file.
Then it loads the page. You can do nothing to change the size of the page (unless you, say, had it stop loading at a fixed point). This current page, for instance, is around 7 or 8 kB.
Then it lays it out using the stylesheet rules. To see how fast this happens, hit View > Page Style > None, then View > Page Style > Pseud0ch (or your browser's equivalent).

Your browser is clever. Your computer is fast. All of this happens in the blink of an eye. In fact, it's so fast that people are stealing this technology for use in other places. For example, you can now use your browser's CSS selector engine in JavaScript because it's a lot faster than the old method of iterating through nodes.

Basically, Pseudo0ch is perfect. If you disagree, go to...somewhere.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 17:47

I've tried out all of the other themes, but Pseud0ch is the most ballin' style you could use on any textboard. When I first went to 6ch I repulsed by its default MWN theme.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 18:11

Agreed. Buun is fine too, obviously.

I actually think these text boards do the whole `Web 1.0' bevelled border thing pretty well. Anywhere else they look too cheesy or 90s, but it works perfectly for this sort of website.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 18:16

Once upon a time... there was widdle boy named david bowie... and he had a
lot of money and respect... but he didn't have one thing.... internal
honesty... he was playing the music industry for whatever sound they wanted
to hear that week.... what they wanted to hear at the time bowie was
listening to iggy's demos... was another 'ziggy stardust'... only he
couldn't find the riffs in his head... he couldn't find the songs to sing...
he had the same old mumbledy-junk... but not quite the moped he was looking
for. Iggy came along... just then.... and he knew he had a daddy.... money
didn't impress bowie.... music did... and iggy had the music soaking out his
pores.... bowie put away his aretha franklin and tina turner records... and
started poring over iggy's catalog. He heard 'the stooges' and thought...
what a piece of work... wish i'd done it... then he picked up 'funhouse' and
said to himself... i've found ziggy. He dropped iggy into the entire psychic
framework he had made unbeknownst to himself.... bowie had found his daddy.
Now... bowie had listened to those albums once or twice along the way... but
he was trying to get albums by the beatles (those gorgeous blokes) into his
head... and didn't really have time for the madman from detroit. Iggy...
meanwhile.... was drunker then a skunk... going... goddamn i don't know how
the fuck i can get the record guys to buy this shit.... they'll ask me to
tone it down.... they'll ask me to sling it on 'andy williams'... they'll
ask me to do my tennessee ernie ford act for them.... and i
doanfugginwanna.... so... i'm going to go burn down cbs records.... and he
got a gallon of gasoline.... a gram of methamphetamine... and went to their
l.a. whorehouse..... when he got there.... some zootsuited crazy in dayglo
colors who didn't realize carnaby was dead said... oooh... igster.... we've
got a producer for you.... and iggy stopped... and went... who... joni
mitchell? bob krause? mick fleetwood? i don't care.. just get my record out
there.... and they said.... it's bowie.... and ig went.... bowie sucks....
and a healthy glint came into his eye... and he said... i'll make him my

of course the record industry geek figured that this was some rockstar slang
for producer and didn't realize that iggy had just turned the corner into
the most storied romance of his career... not that it started as a romance
for ig... just a domination of another groupie... he knew that bowie was
hooked and looking for the raw primal street sound that he could only find
by listening to stones records and going to 'sweet' shows... iggy went back
to his motel room... and called james on the phone... and said... hey...
bring me some pizza.... and james knew that the love had gone out of their
relationship.... iggy twinkled.... and some fucking anchovies... i'm going
to lick them off your back... and williamson smiled because he knew that
iggy wasn't going to just dump him.

Now... at this point in time... you're going 'it wasn't anything like
that.... it was a formal antiseptic corridor where mitch miller told
iggy.... ok... we like your record... but we're going to have to have a
producer on it... we're going to ask around....

that doesn't suit iggy's mad power persona though... can you see the igster
nodding happily and going... sounds great... let's get right on it...
buttkiss buttkiss? neither can i. I can see iggy going FUCK YOU MITCH
OF YOUR CROWD OF RAINCOATED URBAN SLIME. only he'd say it... like...
"RARRRGH MITCH... YOU kNOW I Don'T lIKe BoB EZrin"... mitch stank at him
gleefully from behind his hai karate... and iggy went.... i need a beer.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 18:21

I think it would be better for this site if the font used was Comic Sans, so that people who happen across it would think "hmm this seems like a fun, friendly place to hang out" and would be less intimidated to return

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 18:44

Comic Sans is not the right kind of DQN. Mona is better.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 19:21

Check your head bro. MWN rules.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 20:39

( ゚ -゚) I actually write and use custom CSS files to make some of the old-tastic looking sites I visit look all shiny/milky like these horseshit "Web 2.0" sites...

( ゚ -゚) ... but I get bored and stop halfway so there's no use uploading them anywhere. Plus it's just not classy.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 21:29


>You can do nothing to change the size of the page

Except, you know, like I said, use a different one. Like, one you write yourself. I rather like blue moon. It cuts down on the huge amount of spacing between objects on the page there for fitting more posts on within the screen, which is goo seeing as how my netbook is a horrible 800x600. But on other computers with larger screens and/or resolutions I use Pseud0ch.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 22:28


> Except, you know, like I said, use a different one. Like, one you write yourself.

Unless you are.
In which case, sorry.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 23:11

No, I'm not Espeon. I don't think the boy I like comes here.

342 Name: >>341 : 1993-09-6736 01:43

( ゚ -゚) Though at the same time, if you are that boy, I'd be somewhat relieved.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 02:19

I know one girl and zero boys, so if you're a heterosexual female there's a 100% chance it's me.


344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 03:04

Make that 6!

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 03:05

I'm a homosexual male. I guess that's disappointing to both of us; sorry.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 05:19

My cat, so soft~

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 08:37

Mmm, black tea.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 11:56

Ah, warm blankets, such a wonderful paradise~

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 16:19

Some days, I just feel like eating a muffin.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 16:32

>>349, do you have the statistically implausible combination of yellow eyes and amblyopia?

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 16:37

No, I do not. Why do you ask?

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 18:37

Ooh, I have amblyopia! It's funny because while my parents were taking me to various opticians when I was a kid, I managed to conclude on my own that the sight problems I have must be related to the neural connections between my eye and my brain.
My irises are only yellow on the inside, though. Not to mention that I'm not >>349.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 18:52

Because your lust for muffins suggested to me that you might possibly be Derpy Hooves.

354 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6736 19:13

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 20:22

It's not tripcodes we're against, it's tripcode users. Also >>260.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 20:55


357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 21:58

In the banner at the top, at the part where it says "ドキュン!ドキュン!ドキュン!", there are two small black lines on the far right of the frame. I wonder what they are and why they are there.

358 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6736 22:21

I was thinking about this thread. And the thread existed!

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 22:51

Oh hell. Can't be unseen. Everyone here is going to waste just a few seconds staring at that today and won't finish some important project. The cascading failure resulting will probably cause the collapse of humanity or something. GOOD JOB. YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL.

360 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6737 00:09

I'm already a victim of this presumably Jewish conspiracy.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 00:52

I can't even read Japanese. What's it say?

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 00:59

I am worried about the girl who got dragged away by Christians on /personal/. I hope she is strong and they do not break her.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 02:06

It says "Dokyun".

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 04:49

How could the demise of but five insignificant dokyuns doom humanity ?

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 05:24

There's a hidden /dqn/ board on 4-ch too. He was probably talking about those guys. (Bonus points if you can find it.)

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 05:49

Upon looking closely in an image editor, you can see that the spacing between the black lines is identical to the spacing between the left column of the キ in キターーーーー! that comes next. If that's not what it is then I have no idea.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 06:04

shut up, don't talk about it.

there is no second /dqn/ board.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 06:36

It gets like, zero posts per day anyway.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 07:02

Why does an almost dead board need a "secret" board?

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 07:37

How is /dqn/ almost dead? It gets, what, at least thirty posts a day, I'd say.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 08:00

chaos theory ( ゚ -゚)

It says "help I'm trapped in an animated GIF factory"

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 09:49

> Hey, I came over after work today and you weren't home...

We're meeting on Friday. Remember?

> Wait, so today's Thursday?? I almost missed work tomorrow!

This man is an engineer. Our species is doomed.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 14:38

Nothing like playing excessive amounts of Stepmania to chase the pain away~

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 16:01

Guh, I hate this game. It ate up so much of my life. And it doesn't feel like you're doing anything (even playing a game) after a few weeks straight. You're just...hitting keys in an order you memorized. And it's frustrating if you don't. There isn't even music any more. You're just hitting keys. You know the keys, hit them. No no, you can't have a new simfile pack until you get at least an A on all of these ones, me.
In the end it's just irritating pattern memorization that messes with my OCD in all the worst ways. And somewhat ironically, I'm a Touhou fan.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 16:14

Precisely. Same with Touhou, Tetris and even the Rubik's Cube. But these are all games I can play as fast as I want, the amount to which I can blind myself to all other thoughts proportional to the attention I give them. Soon my mind is naught but bullets, blocks, squares and arrows. I become an automaton of reflexive reaction, the frustration felt and apparent accomplishments enough to hold the sadness at bay. For a while.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 22:56

speaking of games, everyone go look at that skyrim thread on /games/

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 01:26

>>376 I tried to go to that board but I took an arrow to the knee.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 01:29

I really feel bad about Skyrim. Mainly because:

  1. I cannot afford a computer capable of playing it.
  2. I hate the modern "gamer" crowd it attracts, despite being not being any older than them myself.

I think perhaps I just hate fun.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 02:13

I feel bad for letting that guy buy me Skyrim after I pirated it and beat it the month before.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 03:21

Modern gamers are shallow, aren't they?

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 04:25

Perhaps. Again, I can't claim to be vastly different. Nor can bored programmers who occupied their time with Maze War, or teenagers who sat in their rooms playing Jet Set Willy.
I just don't like that a whole "subculture" has sprung up around it. People have hobbies and similar interests--great. But there's just something uncomfortable about people identifying as "gamers" and coming up with their own in-jokes and memes and whatnot.

I feel like a pretentious hypocrite.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 06:24

I heard that joke for a week before I got the game but all the guards in the game say "arron in the knee" and not "arrow to the knee". What is up with that?

I'm having a lot of fun with the game. Also Xbox.

It's always "been its own subculture" man. From the days of reprogramming an Atari in your basement, to the days of Pokemon Red, Blue, and Yellow players challenging each other to a battle on the playground at school, to today where people have Quake or Halo LAN partys with 4 plasma screen TVs in their living room.

The problem are those fucking hipster douchecanoes who play angry birds on their iPad/iPhone and say "GAMER 4 LYFE! I LOVE 9GAG!" And don't even get me started on "gamer girls".

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 14:20

People have crap memory, so it morphs into a more obvious form.

Play it again, sam.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 14:45



The what now?

>Quake or Halo LAN partys

I thought ``gamers'' nowadays played Call Of Duty on-line or something along those lines, or am I wrong?

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 15:34

Life is wonderful!

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 15:38

Life sucks!

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 16:51

la~ la la la~~

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 17:37

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 19:42

Nah. That's just normals and their kids jumping on a trend that had marked to them via the almighty TV. Image very related.


390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 00:08

Why do things not be self-contained units? Like in contemporary times we imagine, say, an album. That album is made up of songs. Is this a recent thing? Sometimes classical music is confusingly organized. Perhaps the apparently "simple" notion of artist - album - track is new. Maybe the terminology has just changed. Same with different media in different cultures. Is that doujinshi a sequel to the previous one? How do I know which to read next? Is this truly as confusing as I'm making it out to be? Of course every person has to make one thing, then the next. That's just logical. Or is it? I don't even know.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 00:17

Not sure if this is what you mean, but...

Artists do sometimes produce nodal points which are intended to be self-contained or at least connect in non-linear ways. A number of mainstream TV shows are intended to make sense when watched in any order, for viewers that come in late in the season. In music there's Ilkae's Pistachio Island, "best heard on shuffle." In anime there's Haruhi, aired out of chronological order. In literature there's Nabokov's "Pale Fire", where the annotations make up half the book, causing the reader to flip back and forth between the poem and annotations out of order, trying to solve the mystery.

Overall though, humans tend to show a preference for linearity, probably because we ourselves are stuck in linear time.

392 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6739 00:46

Espeon was her?

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 01:02

My computer has gotten fucking slow

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 01:31

I sleep too much

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 02:32


396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 03:29

/lounge/ owns

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 03:34

Shut up Archduke. Stop shitting w4ch.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 04:44


399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 05:34

Terrible. Absolutely horrible. Why did I even bother to endure it?

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 07:06

Anyone played Katawa Shoujo? Here's a man who plays guitar bettter than I do, and has Rins disability.

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