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1 Name: (LƒΓM )♡ : 1993-09-6708 18:02

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501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 17:26

>>472

>You people are literally the bane of our culture.

Hmmm what makes you say that?

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 18:45

>>501
Probably the lack of ritalin/therapy.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 21:38

>>501
He is gThat guy who gets butthurt anytime DQN stuff gets posted anywhere else.h

He is the brother of gThat guy who posts disgusting fetish posts as if the rest of us care.h

I am gThat guy who uses curly quotes.h

At this point, I would like to make a random shout-out to gThat guy who rewrites hilariously insane things other DQNs posted to be even more hilariously insaneh. Hi there!

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 22:33

So, a few guys came onto my ex. Two of them began playing an MMO for her and the other had already graduated to macking on her out-of-game.

But I got in there. And I won her back.

Pathetic geeks don't know about love.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 23:43

Really now? Pages of discussion on 4chan and then ridiculous passive aggressive comments towards fellow dokyuns? Enough I say! Enough!

The topic of conversation is henceforth changed to: THE WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS

It's been cloudy and overcast for the last few days over here, mostly stratocumulus and cumulus mediocris, although I had a nimbostratus earlier in the week. Haven't seen any interesting cirrus in a while, sadly.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 00:01

>>505
I'm no expert when it comes to clouds, but I was opening my curtains for my monthly fresh air when I happened to notice a cloud that looked exactly like my bitch-whore of a mother. The resemblance was uncanny!
What could this mean, dokyuns?

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 10:07

You need therapy, or possibly ritalin.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 10:11

>>503
Hey I also use gcurly quotesh(I call them unicode double quotes, however).

>>506
Nature is telling you to try and make amends with your mother, perhaps?

There are no clouds in the sky right now. Not even one.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 10:33

>>508
Me, I call them quotes. Straight quotes arenft real quotes, dammit!

510 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6745 11:07

«I'm going to use double angled quotes like a russky,» said !ESpeoN/nPA

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 14:00

Thank you, Kikkoman!

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 14:06

I awoke at ~1PM, looked outside and saw it was beautiful blue skies, with some nice fluffy clouds and so on. I considered going for a walk, then decided not to.

Half an hour later, I went downstairs to make myself a sandwich and looked outside the window to find that it was snowing. I mean seriously snowing, and, by the looks of it, quite windy as well.

And now, at 2PM, it's once again blue skies with fluffy clouds.

Now listen here, THE WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS, you've got some explaining to do!

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 14:16

It's pitch black outside. I wonder how the clouds are.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 16:52

The sky is all gray. is that a kind of cloud formation?

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 17:08

>>514
If it's fluffy then it's a stratocumulus.
If the cloud reaches the ground (fog or mist) it's a stratus.
If it doesn't, it's either stratus or altostratus.

I happen to be an expert on this subject...

516 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6745 17:50

Sunny but really cold.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 18:01

hey

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 18:05

>>517
Hello there! Seen any interesting WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS recently?

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 19:15

Anyways, >>518, please listen to me. Even though it's not really related to WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS. I went to the sky a while ago; you know, that big thing up there? Well anyways there were an insane number of WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS there, and I couldn't form. Oh, the stupidity. Those WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS. 4 cumulonimbi, all out for some WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna raise temperatures near the tropopause." God, I can't bear to watch.

The sky should be a diverse place. That tense atmosphere, where two masses of water vapor on opposite sides of the sky can precipitate at any time, the conjoin-or-dissipate mentality, that's what's great about WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS. Towering vertical storms should screw off and stay home.

Anyways, I was about to start forming, and then the bastard beside me goes "deep moist convection, with an unstable atmosphere." Who in the world forms with deep moist convection nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to form with deep moist convection?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "deep moist convection"?

Coming from a sky veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, polar mesospheric clouds. That's right, polar mesospheric clouds. This is the vet's way of forming. Polar mesospheric clouds are a diffuse scattering layer of water ice crystals near the summer polar mesopause. But on the other hand they are only visible in the twilight. This is the key. And then, it's beautiful. This is unbeatable.

However, if you form this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the scientists from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>518, should just stick with altocumulus.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 19:35

> deep moist convection

that's kind of sexy. I want to try saying it...

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 19:42

>>515
Why do you know so much about clouds? Are you a zesty weatherman perchance? It'd be great if you were. I can just imagine you, wearing your striped suit and cracking jokes with the news anchors. Man, I hope it's true.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 19:56

>>521
It's because I read the Cloudspotter's Guide (http://cloudappreciationsociety.org/cloudspotters-guide/), to which I give the Official ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Seal of Approval. One warning, though: it's practically impossible to predict the weather by more than an hour. Most often, not even that.

In case you haven't guessed yet, I'm not a weatherman, zesty or otherwise.

>>519

> 4 cumulonimbi, all out for some WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS, huh?

Well, I'm staying indoors.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 20:00

It's bright and sunny outside. All this talk of clouds is making me crave a storm.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 20:30

>>522

> The Cloud Appreciation Society

Sugoi!

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 21:02

sorry dawg, complaining about sage is something people do on that other site you're thinking of. it's cool here and is not, by any means, used to "make a thread go away". not every post is worth bumping for, particularly if you have a good troll post but know you're trolling.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 21:14

Imagine: Naturally Space-dwelling alien species

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 21:14

>>525
I honestly do not know what it is some people have against sage. They get so defensive every time someone uses it.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 21:19

>>527
It's because they're stupid faggots that don't understand shit and swallow the shit that gets fed to them on 4chan. They need to die.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 21:23

>>528
Oh my Lord! No no no mister, not in here!

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 22:34

Hey, buddy, my grandfather died of a sage infection because of the Coolidge Embargo.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 22:45

Some of my best friends are sages.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 00:06

I'm not sageist, but...

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 00:18

>>531
I know how you think you are pronouncing it, and that is not how it is pronounced.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 00:18

sageist butt.wwwwwwww

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 00:22

>>533
You're thinking too shallow. You might think that he pronounces it simply as "sage" instead of japanese "sah-geh". But he's aware of this duality, this is why he wrote that. >>531 is one step ahead of you, think about it.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 01:30

>>535
Ahhh, so I see.

I am stealing food at a college again.

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 07:16

Sometimes I wonder if my one friend is just a shorter version of me with black hair and a talent for mechanics rather than programming.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 12:06

Sometimes I wonder what it's like to have friends.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 13:56

STOP HITTING ME WITH THE GOD DAMNED FIRE BALLS YOU GOD DAMNED ASS HATS!

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 15:10

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541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 20:22

Lum is a beautiful alien.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 20:43

Friendship is magic.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 21:25

ANKH ANKH EN MITAK!
YEWK ER HEH EN HEH!
AHA EN HEH!

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 22:14

Life isn't so bad anymore.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 03:00

C++11 looks beautiful. I should try to use it.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 05:09

It is late. I should go to sleep. But I am up tryring not to think about how I know I am fired from my job that I like..

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 08:01

>>546
Same here, but I am up trying not to think about how tomorrow I must go to my job that I don't like...

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 08:55

>>546,547
Oh hey, me too. I'm pretty sure the "we never call you in, which means fuck off" is in effect.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 13:51

Oh god. I have no idea where this is going. I want him to trust me and come to me for comfort, but I might be making things even harder for him.
But all I can do now is be patient.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 14:13

>>549 I imagined you sitting on the toilet saying that

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 16:54

So apparently the littlewhitebutterflies scanlation group was taken down by Turkish hackers. Why?

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 17:52

>>551 a lot of those type of hackers just push a few things aside and enjoy their few moments of free advertising/notoriety, expecting the legit owner to update their insecure scripts sooner or later.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 23:37

Nnonononono they wont pick up when I call ahhhhh nono I cant be fired I cant I want to go to college I cant go without money no no no please no.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 02:20

>>553
If you become a NEET, all of these problems disappear.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 14:42

Ain't been no postin' goin' on in here fer a minute

slatchidge

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 15:03

wub wub wub wubwubwubwub

Dubstep farts today.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 17:30

I really like it when people re-post my AA.

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 17:34

However, I don't like it when they use said AA to spam. ( ί -ί)

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 17:44

I've probably done everything I could. Still feels kinda bad, though.
Well, time to stop screwing up the rest of my life.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 19:54

Remember when /dqn/ was for Elitist Superstructure business and /general/ was for chat threads? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 21:16

>>554
I am done being a neet. That is why I wish to work for money so I may travel the world. But helloo~ economic depression.
And yes, it appears that I am fired. And I have a last 68 USD paycheck to pick up. Which means I have to face the awkwardness of having to go back and say hi to the people who are firing me while pretending not to fire me.

>Oh hey we'll call you back in when we are more busy! Yeah!

Fuck them. there should be a law against this. If you are going to fire someone, say so. That way they can move of, get proper legal documentation, and get to finding another job. (If I/they are lucky.) Don't bullshit them and string them along because you are too pussy to look someone in the eye and say "you're fired."

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 23:00


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563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 04:08

>>561
You should apply for unemployment benefits in the meantime.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 04:50

I should take it easy

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 07:15

These oatmeal and raisin cookies are delicious.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 10:35

Reading this thread makes me think about writing a "When You're a NEET" parody song, but I am not sure how it would be received here. Also, effort. Meh.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 13:14

Oh god it won't stop

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 13:44

>>561
Take it like a NEET>

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 14:47

Guys! Guys! Did you know that Tribes: Ascend went open beta?

Everyone can play it now. We could make a DQN clan (without ever sharing our nicknames, of course!) and fool around and skii a lot and reach many SANICS in speed!

Just think about it: skiing with jetpacks.

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 17:02

>>569
Wait, how can we make a clan if we don't share nicknames?!

Mine is Tokiko, let's be friends (‘◕‿‿◕‘)

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 17:30

>>570
Shut up, Tokiko. Go to class already.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 17:30

>>570
We could share our experience in being fast!

I'm AlbertPorkins though. Glad to meet you (‘◕‿‿◕‘)

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 17:57

>>571
I'm a NEET

>>572
I'll add you Albert! I'm pretty awful at this game (enemies are too fast) but practice makes perfect...

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 17:57

I recently came across a certain nondescript textboard and noticed a post which seemed oddly familiar. It turned out to be a post I had made half a year ago on DQN. I was pleasantly surprised. Here's the very post, in case you were wondering:

http://chansoft.heliohost.org/grey/kareha.pl/1326414668/62
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1238680718/779

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 18:09

>>574
Lucky you.wwwwwwwwww

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 20:26

>>575
Yes indeed, many strings of "w"s were had by all involved.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 23:00

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 23:07

I want to have an omelette, but cooking is way too much work

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 23:43

>>574
Ever since you linked that, no perl scripts load on CS. What did you do?

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 00:53

>>579
He carried out and was w.

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 06:49

6 people on /lounge/

  • Me
  • SFBE
  • RedCream
  • 0037
  • Suigin
  • tablecat

I wonder if there's more. It feels like there's more.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 07:36

>>581
You should probably count your alternate identities as multiple people. It's only fair.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 07:37

beep boop i am a robot, bleep boop

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 07:43

>>583
we
are the
robots
beep boop
beep boop

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 10:34

>>584
BUZZ CLICK

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 13:23

>>581
You forgot me.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 13:47

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, for they ain't no whales so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 17:14

>>578
You CAN make that omelette! I believe in you!

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 20:21

yay

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 21:27

>>589
You don't sound awfully enthusiastic.

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 22:15

That wonderful feeling when you finish a lunatic difficulty Touhou run and your hands twitch slightly for the next five minutes.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 02:07

I miss Bun

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 05:05

So I'm observing him in a natural habitat of sorts. So much cognitive dissonance.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 06:48

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595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 10:38

I wonder if someone does craft vaginas somewhere. Like that woman who made those plaster models of people's penises.

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 14:14

>>593
Observing WHO?

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 14:31

Why is saovq down?

>>596
His sontest subject.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 15:36

>>597
It goes down for small periods of time every now and again.

I always have a miniature internal panic when it happens.

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 16:17

I wonder what this thread's 600th post will say.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 16:18

I failed at being a mahou shoujo.

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