>>501
He is gThat guy who gets butthurt anytime DQN stuff gets posted anywhere else.h
He is the brother of gThat guy who posts disgusting fetish posts as if the rest of us care.h
I am gThat guy who uses curly quotes.h
At this point, I would like to make a random shout-out to gThat guy who rewrites hilariously insane things other DQNs posted to be even more hilariously insaneh. Hi there!
So, a few guys came onto my ex. Two of them began playing an MMO for her and the other had already graduated to macking on her out-of-game.
But I got in there. And I won her back.
Pathetic geeks don't know about love.
Really now? Pages of discussion on 4chan and then ridiculous passive aggressive comments towards fellow dokyuns? Enough I say! Enough!
The topic of conversation is henceforth changed to: THE WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS
It's been cloudy and overcast for the last few days over here, mostly stratocumulus and cumulus mediocris, although I had a nimbostratus earlier in the week. Haven't seen any interesting cirrus in a while, sadly.
>>505
I'm no expert when it comes to clouds, but I was opening my curtains for my monthly fresh air when I happened to notice a cloud that looked exactly like my bitch-whore of a mother. The resemblance was uncanny!
What could this mean, dokyuns?
You need therapy, or possibly ritalin.
>>508
Me, I call them quotes. Straight quotes arenft real quotes, dammit!
«I'm going to use double angled quotes like a russky,» said !ESpeoN/nPA
Thank you, Kikkoman!
I awoke at ~1PM, looked outside and saw it was beautiful blue skies, with some nice fluffy clouds and so on. I considered going for a walk, then decided not to.
Half an hour later, I went downstairs to make myself a sandwich and looked outside the window to find that it was snowing. I mean seriously snowing, and, by the looks of it, quite windy as well.
And now, at 2PM, it's once again blue skies with fluffy clouds.
Now listen here, THE WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS
, you've got some explaining to do!
It's pitch black outside. I wonder how the clouds are.
The sky is all gray. is that a kind of cloud formation?
>>514
If it's fluffy then it's a stratocumulus.
If the cloud reaches the ground (fog or mist) it's a stratus.
If it doesn't, it's either stratus or altostratus.
I happen to be an expert on this subject...
Sunny but really cold.
hey
>>517
Hello there! Seen any interesting WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS
recently?
Anyways, >>518, please listen to me. Even though it's not really related to WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS. I went to the sky a while ago; you know, that big thing up there? Well anyways there were an insane number of WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS there, and I couldn't form. Oh, the stupidity. Those WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS. 4 cumulonimbi, all out for some WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna raise temperatures near the tropopause." God, I can't bear to watch.
The sky should be a diverse place. That tense atmosphere, where two masses of water vapor on opposite sides of the sky can precipitate at any time, the conjoin-or-dissipate mentality, that's what's great about WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS. Towering vertical storms should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start forming, and then the bastard beside me goes "deep moist convection, with an unstable atmosphere." Who in the world forms with deep moist convection nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to form with deep moist convection?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "deep moist convection"?
Coming from a sky veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, polar mesospheric clouds. That's right, polar mesospheric clouds. This is the vet's way of forming. Polar mesospheric clouds are a diffuse scattering layer of water ice crystals near the summer polar mesopause. But on the other hand they are only visible in the twilight. This is the key. And then, it's beautiful. This is unbeatable.
However, if you form this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the scientists from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>518, should just stick with altocumulus.
> deep moist convection
that's kind of sexy. I want to try saying it...
>>515
Why do you know so much about clouds? Are you a zesty weatherman perchance? It'd be great if you were. I can just imagine you, wearing your striped suit and cracking jokes with the news anchors. Man, I hope it's true.
>>521
It's because I read the Cloudspotter's Guide (http://cloudappreciationsociety.org/cloudspotters-guide/), to which I give the Official ( ˃ ˂) Seal of Approval. One warning, though: it's practically impossible to predict the weather by more than an hour. Most often, not even that.
In case you haven't guessed yet, I'm not a weatherman, zesty or otherwise.
> 4 cumulonimbi, all out for some WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS, huh?
Well, I'm staying indoors.
It's bright and sunny outside. All this talk of clouds is making me crave a storm.
sorry dawg, complaining about sage is something people do on that other site you're thinking of. it's cool here and is not, by any means, used to "make a thread go away". not every post is worth bumping for, particularly if you have a good troll post but know you're trolling.
Imagine: Naturally Space-dwelling alien species
>>525
I honestly do not know what it is some people have against sage. They get so defensive every time someone uses it.
>>527
It's because they're stupid faggots that don't understand shit and swallow the shit that gets fed to them on 4chan. They need to die.
Hey, buddy, my grandfather died of a sage infection because of the Coolidge Embargo.
Some of my best friends are sages.
I'm not sageist, but...
>>531
I know how you think you are pronouncing it, and that is not how it is pronounced.
sageist butt.wwwwwwww
Sometimes I wonder if my one friend is just a shorter version of me with black hair and a talent for mechanics rather than programming.
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to have friends.
Lum is a beautiful alien.
Friendship is magic.
ANKH ANKH EN MITAK!
YEWK ER HEH EN HEH!
AHA EN HEH!
Life isn't so bad anymore.
C++11 looks beautiful. I should try to use it.
It is late. I should go to sleep. But I am up tryring not to think about how I know I am fired from my job that I like..
>>546
Same here, but I am up trying not to think about how tomorrow I must go to my job that I don't like...
>>546,547
Oh hey, me too. I'm pretty sure the "we never call you in, which means fuck off" is in effect.
Oh god. I have no idea where this is going. I want him to trust me and come to me for comfort, but I might be making things even harder for him.
But all I can do now is be patient.
So apparently the littlewhitebutterflies scanlation group was taken down by Turkish hackers. Why?
>>551 a lot of those type of hackers just push a few things aside and enjoy their few moments of free advertising/notoriety, expecting the legit owner to update their insecure scripts sooner or later.
Nnonononono they wont pick up when I call ahhhhh nono I cant be fired I cant I want to go to college I cant go without money no no no please no.
Ain't been no postin' goin' on in here fer a minute
slatchidge
wub wub wub wubwubwubwub
Dubstep farts today.
I really like it when people re-post my AA.
I've probably done everything I could. Still feels kinda bad, though.
Well, time to stop screwing up the rest of my life.
Remember when /dqn/ was for Elitist Superstructure business and /general/ was for chat threads? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
>>554
I am done being a neet. That is why I wish to work for money so I may travel the world. But helloo~ economic depression.
And yes, it appears that I am fired. And I have a last 68 USD paycheck to pick up. Which means I have to face the awkwardness of having to go back and say hi to the people who are firing me while pretending not to fire me.
>Oh hey we'll call you back in when we are more busy! Yeah!
Fuck them. there should be a law against this. If you are going to fire someone, say so. That way they can move of, get proper legal documentation, and get to finding another job. (If I/they are lucky.) Don't bullshit them and string them along because you are too pussy to look someone in the eye and say "you're fired."
>>561
You should apply for unemployment benefits in the meantime.
I should take it easy
These oatmeal and raisin cookies are delicious.
Reading this thread makes me think about writing a "When You're a NEET" parody song, but I am not sure how it would be received here. Also, effort. Meh.
Oh god it won't stop
Guys! Guys! Did you know that Tribes: Ascend went open beta?
Everyone can play it now. We could make a DQN clan (without ever sharing our nicknames, of course!) and fool around and skii a lot and reach many SANICS in speed!
Just think about it: skiing with jetpacks.
>>569
Wait, how can we make a clan if we don't share nicknames?!
Mine is Tokiko, let's be friends (‘◕‿‿◕‘)
>>570
We could share our experience in being fast!
I'm AlbertPorkins though. Glad to meet you (‘◕‿‿◕‘)
I recently came across a certain nondescript textboard and noticed a post which seemed oddly familiar. It turned out to be a post I had made half a year ago on DQN. I was pleasantly surprised. Here's the very post, in case you were wondering:
http://chansoft.heliohost.org/grey/kareha.pl/1326414668/62
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1238680718/779
>>575
Yes indeed, many strings of "w"s were had by all involved.
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I want to have an omelette, but cooking is way too much work
>>574
Ever since you linked that, no perl scripts load on CS. What did you do?
6 people on /lounge/
I wonder if there's more. It feels like there's more.
>>581
You should probably count your alternate identities as multiple people. It's only fair.
beep boop i am a robot, bleep boop
We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, for they ain't no whales so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.
yay
That wonderful feeling when you finish a lunatic difficulty Touhou run and your hands twitch slightly for the next five minutes.
I miss Bun
So I'm observing him in a natural habitat of sorts. So much cognitive dissonance.
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I wonder if someone does craft vaginas somewhere. Like that woman who made those plaster models of people's penises.
>>597
It goes down for small periods of time every now and again.
I always have a miniature internal panic when it happens.
I wonder what this thread's 600th post will say.
I failed at being a mahou shoujo.