Paper cranes and bunnies.
The CD-ROM of Rollercoaster Tycoon's re-release looks really nice when I slide it in my laptop.
>>896
I used to troll people by claiming there was an OpenRCT akin to OpenTTD.
...why isn't there?
I wonder what this thread's 999th post will say.
Sometimes when people mention religion, they have to add "... not that God is real" at the end. I think this just makes their words weaker, as if what they had to say was less important than being someone who didn't believe in God.
get
Too much fruit.
This thread is almost over.
Lots of people thinking in URLs today.
Turns out that shift + insert does the same as ctrl + v. Who'd have guessed.
5 grams of 'shrooms is 5 grams of 'shrooms, and not a bit less! God, what the hell happened?
My captcha is mir, which reminds me that I used to think that space station would be in orbit forever when I was a kid. That would have been so cool.
I wonder what the 1000 get will be? Yo, Andrew, what d'you think?
Anime conventions are awesome. Why, just yesterday at 1:00AM I was making out with a cute emo boy who initially accosted me to express his homosexual appreciation of my appearance, having no idea at the time that I would proceed to take his number and send seductive text messages all day until we could be sufficiently alone.
Fuck
headaches
>>915
But headaches have no suitable orifice that I am aware of!
Just shoved a banana up my butt. Owwie~
>>919
http://www.dqnglobalcapital.com/the-team/
None of them are called Andrew. Clearly this is not DQN at all.
This morning I had the idea of making a DQN Short Novel audiobook, similar to the DQN song recordings. Would anyone else be interested in recording a chapter or two?
Also, while writing this I realised that DQN Short Novel Audiobook Project spells out DQN SNAP.
>>921
I'd love to! I have a decent microphone, so the quality should be good.
>>921
Great idea! We could even turn it in a picture drama afterwards.
Sherlock is a fun show.
>>925
Agreed. My favourite aspect is the moving typography all over the place
>>926
Yes! I love that sort of thing, and Sherlock does it just right. It's a nice example of how modern CGI wizardry can be used tastefully to enhance a show rather than take over it.
>>925-927
You are all wonderful people and I love you (platonically). Why can't all of the internet be like this?
>>921-924 I'm rather excited for the end of the short novel thread now!
I'm in Cebu for a week. I wonder what I should do besides go to the beach.
VIPPING
If only, if only...
Presentations are so intimidating...
Today, I used a UV spectrometer for the first time ever. It was disappointingly simple.
Is it just me being too busy to punch F5 often or is DQN full of /jp/ refugees who spam a lot?
>Spam a lot
Ho hum....
>Spamalot
Fixed.
...I'm all alone, all by myself, there is no one else, beside me.
All alone, so quite alone, no one to shelter me or guide me...
>Spamalot
This remind me of the time a guy signed up on a forum I was on under the user name "Sir Rapes-a-lot". The moderators altered it to "Sir Hugs-a-lot" which caused him to post a rage thread and leave.
I love you, DQN! In platonic and not so platonic ways.
>>938
"On the second thought, let's not go to DQN. It is a silly place."
Apparently there is a thing as too much coffee. Please excuse me while I throw up my guts for an hour.
Out of "myon", "unyu" and "mukyu", I still can't decide which sounds silliest.
penis ouija
my name is Don "Fucking" Mukyu and this is my story
A very nice friend of mine took me on a trip to Portland, ME for a day. A city that I love but never get to visit more than once a year.
It was so much fun. I never get to go to cities. I loved seeing the huge buildings and ships which dwarfed in size the humans that built them. And me. It's an old city where the majority of buildings are still brick and mortar and feature artistic architecture. What few new buildings I saw were usually governmental and had a drab square look to them. I took so many pictures on my shitty camera phone. Something I noticed is that people in cities actually know how the fuck to dress themselves and do no seem to be ignorant of personal hygiene. Everyone seemed to dress in one of three ways: Formally, artistic, or fashionable. It was quite a difference from the norm I am used to where everything is either men with blue jeans and carheart jackets and missing teeth or women to forget to change out of their sleepwear to greet the day. I really wish to move to Portland.
Anyway have this, - http://i.imgur.com/8NgDp.jpg
Tactless.
I want to understand him. I really hope that would help me be less hurt ;__;
This god damn shift button.
>>943 how much did you have?
I can go five or even six cups in a day, but that's spread out throughout a whole day, and my tolerance is high.
I can never tell if my headphones are slightly louder in one ear. Perhaps it's something to do with my computer or sound card or my ears themselves, or maybe it's just the way my music and videos are mixed.
I think I am going mad.
>>953
Admittedly, it wasn't so much the coffee itself as when it was combined with earlier energy drinks, a couple shots of espresso, copious amounts of tobacco and mild hunger pains.
Damn my skinny Asian constitution.
Someday I'll find it,
the /jp/ connection
the hikkis
the NEETs
and me
>>953
I bet you're Scandinavian! You Scandinavians consume more coffee than the rest of the world.
I must admit that fika is a great invention.
I have the sudden urge to lick a piano.
>>954 if you really need to know, get your hearing checked by a professional. orrrrr just mix test sounds yourself and do ABX testing; that's cheaper.
but the most likely things are that:
1) it's the way your audio is mixed. especially due to conventions of mixing and mastering, such as lower notes going towards the left--at the same energy level, lower frequencies (in general) sound quieter.
2) if speakers also give you this impression, be aware that the frequency response of a room changes for a whole host of reasons that you really can't do much about (including if you just move your head a couple inches). this does make things sound actually different, and probably accounts for a lot when people perceive a difference from audiophile-scam equipment that in truth does jack shit.
If your ears actually are off-kilter, the human brain really is very good at compensating up to a point, so it's only worth doing anything much about it in severe cases--i.e., actually going deaf/HoH, way the hell too much earwax, etc.
Or it could just be that the headphones are damaged. I find that after a while mine get pulled on enough that the sound on one side starts to falter and then dies and I have to replace them.
I just killed a coqui frog in the bathroom. How the hell did it get in there?
Just put your headphones the other way and listen to them again, >>954.
In case of >>960's problem, I would suggest headphones like Sennheiser HD280. They have a replacable telephone cord-like cable which goes only in one earcup. Their closed-back circumaural design provides a relatively good isolation from other sounds. And they aren't too pricey these days.
>>962
But how much does a replacement cord cost, compared to a new set of headphones?
I'm INTERESTED in your IDEAS and want to SUBSCRIBE to your NEWSLETTER
Today is a day for celebration. I shall prepare a pot of my fanciest tea.
>>950
A long time. All I had was a normal sized pen, no markers. Took long time.
>>963
I bet its price would be around a half of a set. However, I never broke one due in about three years to its coiled single-sided design.
A cable will stay as short as possible without causing discomfort. It won't get bend in terrible ways due to its form and thickness.
You'd have to pull hard to break a .4cm cable, which is held inside like this: http://www.dansdata.com/images/hd280/cableplug800.jpg You're more likely to pull the headphones off your head.
Then again, the sound is much better than that of cheap headphones. Unless you prefer "power bass", because you will hardly get any in HD280s.
>>964
I want to create an IDEAS newsletter.They shouldn't be boring, though; just fresh ideas. It would force me to write down mine.
>>968
I, Pierre le Pervers, will not allow any slurs against the noble French people here.
>>970 if anyone could fail to kill off their nobility several times, it's the French alright.
>>971
But, hey, they forced the nobles to forget how to pronounce "r" properly, which is kinda more hilarious than blandly murdering them.
wasp wasp wasp Wasp WAsp WASp WASP WASP WASP WASP IN MY ROOM GET OUT
I hate getting sick at the start of summer.
I'm sexually frustrated.
>>974
I found a dead bee on my windowsill today.
At first it scared me, but then I found it sad for some reason.
Paper books are deprecated.
Rude! People can get so rude when hiding behind anonymity.
I just ordered a cute black skirt from Amazon, of all places. Back in my day, Amazon was for ordering paper books.
People in the future will look back on paper books as obsolete and quaint, like gramophones or radio.
>>981
When I have the money to blow I'm gonna order a bunch of girly clothes.
And then crossdress. Like a boss.
I get to go to Barnes and Nobel tomorrow. Yay~
Styes suck ass. I have this constant annoying dull pain, and my vision in my right eye keeps getting blurred.
Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autobahn~
I wish I was gay but I can't bring myself to like cock.
>>987
Unfortunately, both sets of genitalia are quite unattractive.
Women have breasts though, so they're one-up against males.
ack
I love my pokewalker so much.
Also, T-minus 10...
This is post 992, next is 993.
Have fun.
