Green tea is so nice. I love green tea.
There's a cell phone tower by the supermarket nearest my house. It's disguised as a palm tree. I forget it's there every time and every time I spot it again, I shout out loud: "That's a fake palm tree!"
It has been there for years.
I think I might be retarded guys. Seriously. Fuck that aspergers self-diagnosis. I'm going for the goal: full-on retard. The beauty is they can't take that one away from you. They can't say you're functional. There's no arguing with it. It's big and loud and all it wants is cake...
>>100 you can stick your head in a microwave and get yourself a tan ;)
>>100
Are you sure you're not just being overly-enthusiastic of absentminded about it?
>>104
or*
Also I find it odd that weed seems to make me extremely jittery and nervous, which is calmed only by demonic glitchcore that most other humans wouldn't even touch.
>>105
I find it extremely inconvenient that weed smells so much while "harder" drugs are so much easier to hide.
Why am I listening to this?
>>108
I get that a lot, me and my buddies have a thing for listening to and quoting terrible music. Lately we've been listening to the Icelandic Scooter carbon-copy "Love Guru". It's amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8upRl-MP3H0
Translation
"Good day"
"Everybody ready?"
"Tie your shoes. Your party shoes"
"Yeaaaah"
Other gold pieces include:
"Akka lakka ding dong, we play ping pong"
"Stay away from the booze, get yourself a raisin"
Oh, another one: "It's good to be interesting, but it's interesting to be good!"
[ miku
congo
dry skin on forhead
I'm starting to get the feeling that that god damn mad lib is never going to be finished.
I'm terrible at Touhou but I don't know why.
Let us beware of those that seek to possess our bodies and our minds.
I'm here. I have been busy away from my keyboard a lot lately, I'm sorry! I wish I could spend all of my time in the Internet or even turn myself into AI and abandon my mortal body! I'd totally keep myself on every PC and Mac ever! I'd probably even invent a visual interaction with an user, something like Kinectimals but with blackjack and hookers.wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>120
You have a life now?! Well, I hope you're doing well and that you can be happy all the time!
>>123
I always had one.
Also, there are precisely 5 people on DQN.
2. johnny fatlips
3. me
4. you (unless you're johnny fatlips)
5. fannyballs
I mentioned the past thread that I found my new favorite video game of all times: Turbofloorplans Pro Version 12. Given a new toy, the first thing I can think is: how can I use this for evil?
So... Ifve been designing a cult compound. It comes complete with an industrial kitchen, rows of bunk beds, communal dining, a place to keep the guard dogs that are let out at night to keep any doubters in, and of course, a relatively opulent spread for the cult leader. I also planned ahead and made sure that the refrigerators and pantries are in a vault-like storage room as I understand that one of the keys to brainwashing is controlling food...
I think next I'll design a brothel...
>>128
Sounds like fun, I'd love to see some pics. If I'm bored tomorrow, I might look for it... We could upload our floorplans to MediaFire or something and work together in a new thread, if enough people get in on it....
>>128
I've started the slow download for it. Will post updates once I'm through!
Top left of left eye lid feels very dry
I wonder what the first person I'll have sex with will look like
I wonder if it'll be a bad thing when that IRC op who treats me nicely finds out I'm a dude.
Man, I wish I could have pizza. Too bad I live in the boonies.
I went to catch the bus to my exam this morning, only to find out that public transport is on strike. I seriously cannot think of a better way to lower a student's sympathies for unionized workers.
I just uploaded DQN ELECTRONICS VOL SEVEN if anyone doesn't have it already
http://www.mediafire.com/?83abh4h5bgjgcgd
The outside world seems so lovely until I step into it.
render, surf, examine, swear, adjust, render again
that's my whole fucking day.
CUTE GIRLS
*cuteness and girlness not guaranteed
Do it again, Chen!
wish DQN had a minecraft server
Archduke/Tokiko is starting to get on my nerves. I'd write a long post about what I would do to him but he seems to enjoy the attention, so.
If only I were born a computer... no tears, no sorrow, no anguish.
beep
My life would be so much more satisfying if I were a shrine maiden. Alas, 'twas not to be.
>>144
I don't think there'd be enough people for it, sadly. You might like to try the Tohno-chan server though, it's a lovely place and I know for a fact that there are at least two Dokyuns on it (myself included).
The IP is tobocraft.dyndns-server.com, and if you post your username then I'll op you.
I had a massive nosebleed today. The shape of the flow made me realize I could pull of a Hitler mustache.
>>154
I get outdated server errors ;_; Could you upload the jar you use for Minecraft?
Thanks for the op, I'm looking forward to playing with you guys. I already spend a lot of time on Tohno's imageboards and chat a bit in their IRC. You're all great people
>>158
Thanks, I'll come on after my next class is over! (one hour from now)
i got a yo yo today hehe
i wasn't very good at it when they were popular but earlier i got it out of the packet and threw a sleeper, my first one ever, and i was so happy i jumped into the air and went yesssss!
>>160
So you had a yo-yo in a sleeper and then you jumped up and down. Sounds like a good way to destroy a ceiling fan...
>>160
Silver Bullet
SILVER BULLET
Yeah I was a yo-yo nerd back in the day.
I've got a yo-yo as a gift. But I don't have much time for it, just like for anything else. I spend all day long hitting f5 on a few websites.
Help me out, DQN! Google now registers domain names.
So, I was thinking about getting one, but I can't come up with a wonderful name. I really love the name of rigelseven.com but I don't think that we should make a constellation here.
Please suggest some spectacular names!
>>164
I was thinking about grabbing the "TanasinnChamber.net" if I ever had some spare change again but you are MUCH more deserving of it than I am~
How about becauseitswinter.com?
Sora no Woto [BG RIP] Torrent Complete.
>>166
ttp://en.esimg.org/upl/2009/06/rigel_orion.jpeg wwwwwwww
>>165
You should go for it. I don't think I could live up to the Tanasinn's image.
>>167
I don't want to revive a dead website. I don't think I could live up to your expectations.
I'd really love something abstract or sci-fi related, but my head gets clogged with a trivial stuff when I try to think hard about it (and this is I don't live up to Tanasinn yet!)
I have mixed feelings about having spilled tea all over my keyboard. On the one hand, my left ctrl button no longer works, which leads to me hammering ctrl + t and wondering why it isn't working; on the other hand, it washed all the dust and shit off of my keyboard so it looks a lot cleaner than it did before.
For being a content-free thread, there sure is a lot of content. I feel like I need to fix this.
BUTTS BOOBS WIENERS POOP
>>171
You should try to disassemble your keyboard and wipe that thingie inside.
I'm painfully lonely yet comfortably isolated at the same time. Being schzoid is awesome.
I'm still planning on covering that Quim Barreros song as asked a few days ago
Mornings are the worst. From the moment my alarm clock goes off until the moment I walk out the door I am nothing but a vessel of vitriol, cursing myself and the world at every turn.
The best point of the day is late afternoon, when I finally leave work. As I go home, I make plans to cook a delicious healthy dinner, to finish unfinished projects, to better my life. But when I step through the door, exhaustion and apathy kicks in. I allow myself a short rest and before I know it dinner time has long passed. I survive on snacks and precooked food.
Nights are the second worst. I lie in bed and sigh, wishing I could hold her. Despite total exhaustion, my body forces itself awake as long as possible, knowing that the longer I stay up, the longer I can avoid the dreaded morning. Yet every waking moment only serves to worsen the painful feeling of sleeping alone.
Thus has my life been continuing for the past month. I know that I am the only one with the power to change it. Yet I am weak, and still harbor the secret hope that somebody else will save me.
>>176
You forgot an I. It's Quim Barreiros.
And I'm excited to see the finished results. Assuming you'll want share it with us, that is.
>>178 whoops, that was a typo, i have the video bookmarked on my desktop. It won't be a straight karaoke cover...
Having curly hair sucks. I can't style my hair like an anime character, after all these months of growing out my bangs. Might as well kill myself now seeing as my life can only go downhill from here.
>>177
Start by saving yourself. If you can show someone else that you want to change, they'll happily help you along the way.
So, I was trooling peeps of youtube, but then my comment got blocked and I had to enter a captcha. It was shictoster. Did they mean "shittoaster"? "Shitposter"?
>>182
They probably meant shitcoster, as in, a coster made of shit.
And now YT captcha is furstor.
There is a fur store near my office building.
It is sentient, it knows where I live...
Not store, but captcha. Captcha is haunting me. I don't feel safe on any website that has captcha. Captcha is driving me insane.
WHAT DOES YOSEABLE EVEN MEAN!!
I'm sorry for turning this thread into a captcha thread, but now it's exone. I JUST FINISHED READING ABOUT THE OIL INDUSTRY.
FUUUUUUUUUuucccccckkkkkkkkk youdnq arstarstars
Αηηηρ~ (LEΦEM)
I sorry.
Ahh, I haven't listened to any Penguin Cafe Orchestra in far too long.
I miss 99chan's /move/ board.
I don't pay attention to poster names, so I don't even realize when Espeon posts, but what annoys me is the fact that someone ALWAYS has to point out that Espeon posted something. If people stopped posting the name and referred to the post by the post number like everything else I think 4-ch would be better for it.
For the record, I have nothing against this Espeon person. My beef is with the people that refer to him/her.
>>193
The problem with Espeon isn't that she uses a tripcode, it's that she's a shitty poster who uses a tripcode.
espeon.info