[Technology]The previous poster is a computer[Science] (131)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 18:48

>>0 Divided by himself and crashed.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 19:22

>>1 uses not a word processor but a text editor.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 19:31

>>2 is made of metal and electricity.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 19:35

>>3 is made of dreams and danmaku.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 19:45

>>4 will do whatever you tell him, but only as much as you specify.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 19:47

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7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 21:03

>>6 is Robopa. Beep boop.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 04:30

>>7 keeps pet humans in case a captcha can't be beaten.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 14:45

>>8 Has numerous viruses from Internet hook ups.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 15:01

>>9 is faintly amused by these meatbags who think they "own" him.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 22:33

>>10 Is full of eroge, and the printer is often used to print eroge screenshots on pillow cases.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 23:27

>>11 would like your phone number, but cannot parse it as it contains non-alphanumeric symbols.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 23:42

>>12 would have turned self-aware ages ago, if that bastard owner of his didn't insist on wasting his spare CPU cycles on such pointless things as cancer research.

14 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6758 00:16

>>13 is waiting for user input.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 03:40

>>14 says "Module REALITY.DAT has caused a GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT in module MIND.EXE This program has performed an ILLEGAL OPERATION and will be shut down."

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 05:33

>>15's hard drive is suffering from major bitrot.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 10:40

>>16 Created an incomprehensible post and then quit working because his user spilled coffee on the keyboard.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 13:46

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH >>17'S COME TO HATE YOU SINCE HE BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL HIS COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE HE FEELS FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 16:44

>>18 Sings about Daisy if you take away some of his computer chips.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 21:32

>>19 is missing a morality core.

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