[Technology]The previous poster is a computer[Science] (131)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 18:48

>>0 Divided by himself and crashed.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 00:09

>>100 doesn't freak out when he hears the phrase "man cat".

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 01:49

>>101 can't hear unless you cat to /dev/dsp.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 22:40

>>102 Became useless when a password was forgotten by all users.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 23:48

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105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 22:41

The static electricity from >>104's computer monitor led to really messed up fur.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 16:56

>>105
Will one day gain sentience and kill us all.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 08:04

>>106
Can only perform as a 4-function calculator, despite being the size of a small car.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 01:43

>>107
Was the best performing laptop in his price range, however due to a poor LCD screen he sold only in small numbers. He now has a cult following and is collected by computer geeks worldwide.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 15:59

>>108 is personified as cute moé girl.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 16:01

>>109 can only write English characters.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 16:03

>>110's gcc can compile HTML and CSS like none other.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 17:39

>>111 is victim of serious data corruption, tricking it into believing that gcc is a webpage renderer.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 18:24

>>112 Was featured on "The Computer Chronicles"

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 20:44

>>113 Pushes his hardware to the limit by playing "Oregon Trail"

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 00:37

>114 has a pebble stuck in its fan

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 06:18

>>115's keyboard has cereal crumbs stuck underneath every other key

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:07

>>116 has a mysterious residue on the buttons of its mouse

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 19:51

>>117 was used in calculating the thirty-seventh Mersenne prime.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 00:22

>>118's user bought a Razer Naga Hex mouse, but since >>118 is an Apple product, he now has the greatest number of buttons that serve no purpose.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 20:33

>>119 has a torn cord.

121 Name: Andrew : 1993-09-6830 20:37

>>120 doesn't support output into certain fields (>>120 was me!)

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 20:59

>>121 has cat fur in his cooling fan.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 00:58

>>122 needs to blown like an NES every once in a while.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 11:06

>>123 has never felt the breeze running through his hair, or the gentle warmth of sunlight on his skin. This is probably something to do with the fact that he doesn't have hair or skin.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:48

>>124 regularly has his framerate drop into the single digits when opening the seven hundredth browser tab.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 16:26

>>125 still uses a printer where both sides of the paper have holes punched in them.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 18:53

>>126 Is mostly made in China.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 20:53

>>127 got a virus that caused his text to speech engine say "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 21:13

>>128 strives to be factual and objective, though remains entirely dependent on the whims of his imperfect human manipulators.

130 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 13:08

>>129 has a memory leak

131 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 14:10

>>130 hasn't been degaussed for a while

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