[Technology]The previous poster is a computer[Science] (131)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 18:48

>>0 Divided by himself and crashed.

121 Name: Andrew : 1993-09-6830 20:37

>>120 doesn't support output into certain fields (>>120 was me!)

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 20:59

>>121 has cat fur in his cooling fan.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 00:58

>>122 needs to blown like an NES every once in a while.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 11:06

>>123 has never felt the breeze running through his hair, or the gentle warmth of sunlight on his skin. This is probably something to do with the fact that he doesn't have hair or skin.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:48

>>124 regularly has his framerate drop into the single digits when opening the seven hundredth browser tab.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 16:26

>>125 still uses a printer where both sides of the paper have holes punched in them.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 18:53

>>126 Is mostly made in China.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 20:53

>>127 got a virus that caused his text to speech engine say "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 21:13

>>128 strives to be factual and objective, though remains entirely dependent on the whims of his imperfect human manipulators.

130 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 13:08

>>129 has a memory leak

131 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 14:10

>>130 hasn't been degaussed for a while

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