Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378
I hope nobody minds that I cleaned up the title a little bit.
COOOLLLLLLEEEEEGGGGGEEEE
Duct tape, cardboard, wood glue... let's see how long I can keep my classical acoustic guitar from exploding again.
Writing a CV made me want to die.
Perhaps I'm better off as a NEET.
My friend wanted me to get this old computer running. Turns out it's this big server thing and when I open it up I have no idea what the fuck I am looking at, I have no idea how a RAID works, and I can't install Linux on it because it won't go past the "press f1 to continue" screen.
What does it mean when you get an e-mail with the title "Old cock or a new one?" and you can't instantly decide whether or not it's spam?
Right after I swear off sexual gratification I suddenly become swamped by females. What is this.
I don't even know what's real anymore.
Years ago, during high school, friend A pissed on friend B's car door handle and didn't tell him until days later, after B had been touching the wet handle (assuming it was anything but piss).
This made B really angry, so he devised a plan to get revenge.
See, A was a fearful Christian- he was afraid of hell, things like that. B was an atheist who had recently picked up a copy of the Satanic Bible. This gave him an idea- he went into the woods near his house and he, myself, and another friend all set up this creepy looking altar and pit with a pentagram dug into the dirt. We uprooted a tree stump to use as a pulpit.
B had planned on picking A up one night and telling him they were going to go hang out and smoke in the woods or something. Then he would bring him to the site where the rest of us involved would be waiting.
I was to be the Satanic priest, because everyone thought I would be able to best keep a straight face, reading a rite straight from the Satanic Bible (in the latter half of the book, I don't remember which in particular). The pentagram in the pit was supposed to be filled with gas and lit on fire, and we were going to pretend we were about to draw blood from A to finish the rite, and just before doing it we would reveal ourselves and B would tell him that they were even.
However, we got a little excited and had been talking about it in school after we had set up the spot in the forest. Some of our other Christian friends felt bad for A so they warned him beforehand, and the day we had planned to do it, when B called A and asked him to hang out, A said something to the effect of, "Oh, for the Satanic Ritual?"
I just remembered this while getting a drink from the kitchen.
Remember the time when every major version of firefox lasted for at least a year?
HATRED
FRUSTRATION
DISCOMFORT
>>213
Post photos of what's inside!
You should make a bootable USB drive with Linux, set it as primary in boot options in BIOS on friend's PC, boot from it and install or do whatever people do in Lunix.
FRUSTRATION
BO
VOID
"Go ahead and defibrillate yourself" is one of the most ridiculous lyrics I have ever heard.
>>216
I tried that. There is not even an option an option to boot from a USB device in it's BIOS! What the hell? It's not that old. I'm going to have to tell him to burn Crunchbang to a CD and boot it that way. BUT OOPS HE BROKE THE CD DRIVE!
It's only a matter of time.
This picture reminds me that I still haven't finished main quest in Skyrim.
Oh look, I'm twitching uncontrollably again.
Is there a way to change my sleeping schedule quickly and effectively? I feel that I'm stuck in my life because I don't get enough sleep and go to bed very late at night.
>>223 stay up all night one night and go to bed at a reasonable time the next night, that's what i do every now and then when my schedule starts to slide
also, i really need to take a shit but i can hear my flatmate and his girlfriend getting jiggy and i don't want to disturb them
fuck it they always disturb us when we're fucking, i went and made really loud groans and stuff
HHHHHNNNNGGGGG SPLOSH
ah, i'm in love!
>>225
the only person you embarrassed was yourself
...Surely come my way,
A hey, a hey-hey~
Just grand.
>>226 That's okay, people who get embarrassed about things are silly
I think he does it on purpose, he can hear she's just about to come so he starts shredding on his guitar and singing
No, toes. That's not how we do things around here.
Flabbergasted.
I wish I had that one which just has the word "Excitement" floating above their heads. I suppose it's a good excuse to reread the entire series though!
I have no reason to love her, but when our eyes meet in the dampened light across wisps of acrid smoke I notice how beautiful she really is. Also we share the same group, so we hang out together nearly every night. Enrapture proportional to exposure, I suppose.
Do your IOP work already goddamnit.
Life is wonderful again.
Fire Emblem V is like an abusive husband that I cannot help but love
Fantasising about removing one's spine, polishing the individual vertebrae and using them as ornaments.
http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails
Yeah, yeah, I hate Tumblr too.
But just in case you guys have yet to read this (VIPPERS have been talking about it for a little bit), I would recommend it.
It's like Densha Otoko, except creepy and unnerving instead of adorable and romantic.
I doubt the story is true, but it is an interesting read all the same.
>>242
Fucking hell. Now Japanese textart is going to spread and mis-interpeted all over that fucking place. Fuck.
>>216
Also photo. http://imgur.com/8zVGd
It is bigger than my body and sounds like a B52 bomber at all times while running.
The only way I think of to get this too boot is burn Linux to a CD and boot it from that.
I put a IDE card in it and hooked up a CD drive that I know works, and unplugged all the other drives. But the BIOS still says it detects 3 logical drives. And it does not seem to detect the CD drive.
....and now it is bootlooping. Wonderful. Damnit!! He said he would buy me food if I could fix it!
>Fucking hell. Now Japanese textart is going to spread and mis-interpeted all over that fucking place. Fuck.
Please keep all underwear unknotted, thank you.
>>247
I'd rather keep my stream free of your inane bullshit, thanks.
>>248 hehe i don't even have a tumblr, you know what they say about assumptions
You have a sumptuous ass.
>>249
We were joking. Or I was because I thought you initiated it.
I had my doubts while assembling the dirt cheap office chair I ordered online. Considering the shoddy made-in-china build, the lack of clear directions, and the chair being far smaller than I had expected, my hopes were anything but high.
I was pleasantly surprised to find that it is actually incredibly comfortable. The short back actually provides just the right amount of support. The mesh seat is cushy enough that my buttocks will no longer get hemorrhoids from hours of screwing around on the computer. Thank you, shady mass-manufacturing chair company!
That is a rather fine hat.
>>206
I think I'm going to get super wasted and get that tattoed on my ass
>>206
I can't tell what that is. It looks like a giant curly poop with wings.
why did I buy a vita
Desire cake.
Is this a good idea or isn't it? I can't tell any more.
Can I get shattered even more?
Homestuck makes no sense and the friend who is making me read it refuses to help me understand it.
>"Spoilers, dude."
I'm trying not to like her, but it seems the self-induced repulsion is only drawing me closer. Doesn't help that she asks me to hang out basically every night.
I followed Homestuck through Act 1 and a little through Act 2 but it got so ridiculous that I just gave up. Problem Sleuth is better, and even that struggles a bit with over-complexity.
>>270
*a little through Act 3, that is. Once all the trolls came in I lost interest.
>>268
Go for it! Imagine if the places were reversed. You asking this girl you like to hang out every night, and the girl likes you but for reasons unknown she is trying to make herself not like you.
Fuck that shit. Go for it anyway.
>>269>>270>>271
Half the shit does not make sense and the other half of the shit only serves to make you ask questions to figure out the other shit but it's so nonsensical you don't even know what questions to ask.
I love Dave though.
Damnit Dave is so funny.
Cake or pornography? I think I shall go with the latter.
I'm pissed off. A guy that I thought was my friend has suddenly started being an asshole towards me online, and he won't say why. If he could just tell me why he hated me, I'd be fine with it, but the way he does it just makes me so inexplicably mad.
>>268
Why not hang out with her?
>>275
Have you asked him? How long have you known him for?
And yeah, it really does suck when people aren't upfront with you.
Alle sieben Sekunden stirbt ein deutscher Soldat. Staligrad: Massengrab.
>>272
I've had enough relationships. I just want to let her off gently and keep being awesome friends.
>>273
Not Archduke. I do apologize if my post was so self-indulgent that it appeared similar to something he'd say.
>>275
There have been a few people I've talked to who do this. Usually I'll just tolerate it and joke around, but sometimes they're actually being cynical to the point where negotiation is impossible. If being unyieldingly understanding doesn't work, try giving him some space?
As for the girl, we do hang out. That much is alright. As I said, I'd rather just be friends.
Pussy chat thread.
The sheer appropriateness is overwhelming. I think I might cry.
How was Salò even released?
Today was a great day. Life is great.
The asshole who made me read ALL of Homestuck is now acting like he hates it.
Fuck him. Why do I do this shit.
I haven't seen a Rei's Diner thread in a while.
I got one of those tin 1-UP mushrooms from the Mario games today.
I know, I really miss asking for something and then being told that there is none left
If you want something, make it happen.
且_(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ >>288 Unless you want to go back to how things were before and the other person doesn't care anymore...
>>288
I took your advice and I was completely ignored in the end. Talk about depressing. （ ´_ゝ`）
( ´△｀) >>290 Maybe they just didn't get your message! Maybe they just didn't hear your text!
Going to give blood soon for the first time. I've heard mixed things: on the one hand, they continue to pump blood out of you even if you pass out, but on the other hand you get free tea and biscuits.
When someone posts a text link to YouTube, and someone else makes an odd remark in reply to the link, it makes me wonder what the video is, but usually not enough to go watch it.
I forgot how great Final Fantasy XII is whoopee
I cannot think of any trumpet solos which would warrant such enthusiasm.
>>295 Paralyzed by the Legendary Stardust Cowboy springs to mind, though it's a bugle
>>295 oh no you di'nt
unless you are actually just not that familiar with the trumpet repertoire, in which case, boy do you have some great times ahead
I wish the demand thread would get rolling again.
STOP GLANCING AT ME LIKE THAT
Breathe more deeply.
gtkpod seems like it is not able to work with a sixth generation iPod Nano.
There is something in the help files that mentions changing some value from "auto" to "vfat" in some file called "fstab" but I do not know what that is or how to do it.
Help please?
>>301
fstab is your file systems table located in /etc/fstab
You will need to edit it as root with the text editor of your choice.
If it's in there, the value you need to change should be the third field. e.g. change
/dev/sdc /media/someplace autoto
/dev/sdc /media/someplace vfat