Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710
By my calculations, we will reach the 7000th of September somewhere around >>700 of this thread. How appropriate.
My girlfriend might get bullied into breaking up with me...
>>209-san, who's doing it? The mafia? If it's other girls, you should do something to really sweep her off her feet. Write her a song; ukulele doesn't take long to learn. If it's someone who presents a physical threat, make a serious consideration over whether you're willing to risk your health for her. If it's the yakuza, she's not worth it. If she's 2D, contact the author.
I want to be left alone.
>>208
The thought process leading to me naming it "Emergency code violet" went roughly as follows:
I'm tired and miserable and very wet and I need cake.
I should post about this on DQN, perhaps somehow involving an emergency code.
But what sort of code?
Ones based on colour are a bit over done (red alert, etc.)
If I were being cryptic, what would I name them after?
I know, the English translations of the first characters of the names of the bosses in Perfect Cherry Blossom, in order of appearance.
And the final boss of the final final stage is Yukari, which, of course, means violet.
I'm convinced the mail man stole the books I was waiting on.
>>209
This happened to me. Don't let it happen or you will feel terrible and possibly become a hikikomori.
>>209
Find another. There's ones that don't have their lives run by their, uh, friends.
Watching anime is too much effort.
And now, you see, it begins to take over my life.
>>219, tell me about it. What retard decided the PS3 media player shouldn't support mkv? And my friend doesn't like watching anime at the computer either. What a fag.
> What retard decided the PS3 media player shouldn't support mkv?
Ugh, still? This bugged me a few years back. It's an open format with open source implementations that already exist. It would be trivial to implement, and useful to so many people.
People are poison.
hoo hoo
I am Reimu, devourer of dreams.
My girlfriend's awfully confusing! A mutual friend of ours talked with me for an hour or so last night just about her (must sound kind of creepy, out of context, but she's been pretty strange lately and he's concerned about her... hasn't been taking her medications) and now I'm depressed because I'm reminded about how awful my relationship is with her. It's somewhat comforting to know that she does some of the same avoiding and lying crap with him too though. I wonder how much of her bad social skills come from her mental illness and how much of it she can help.
It's sad to see deluded people. I don't want to ruin their happiness, so I never do anything about it. Maybe I'm the one that is deluded, who knows? Nothing tells me for sure I'm right except my own perspective on things. And people are hard to understand.
Stop that.
No.
Today is one of those days when I am met with the sudden realization of how miserable my life is... woke up, checked the usual websites, ate, jerked off, took a shower, did the laundry... and now for the following 12 hours I'm gonna sit here tapping F5 on the same websites waiting for messages that bring me joy for 5 seconds each, because I have no inspiration to do anything else, even simple stuff like watching anime or movies.
Did they seriously send in a carrier with 0 interceptors? I'm confused.
I wonder what someone who has never heard of the ocean would think upon seeing it.
I really should be studying.
>>234
That's a nice thing to wonder. I want to be friends with you.
>>238
"Yeah, and would you believe if I said slimy, silver creatures with scales live in it? And huge things that look like slippers that are bigger than a bus? What about tube socks of varying sizes with long tentacles and a circle of teeth?"
>>234
My Japanese teacher once told me an anecdote about a woman who had spent her life living in a secluded mountain town and had never seen the sea. They took her to see it, and, the moment she caught sight of it, she fainted.
wOw iT'S http://cerealexperiments.com/fridey.jpg ALReADY where did the week GO ( ゚ ヮ゚)
( ˃ Д˂) i want to go to cereal experiments but its down!
Characterised by, a false dichotomy.
>>242
Thank you ticks for not hosting the more clustered images that guy made. He seriously ruined the charm when it ended up thousands of pixels tall and wide.
A sequel to The Truman Show in which he discovers he has only moved onto a larger stage.
Why do you even bother? Why do I?
>>246
Better yet: a sequel to The Truman Show where it's you watching The Truman Show, then you get all freaked out and they film you leaving the cinema live.
My dog's birthday party! Ya yoy! Ya yoy!
I want to lick your armpits.
I wanna smash your skull in with a hammer
My dog's bar mitzvah! Oy vey! Oy vey!
Yeast tastes delicious and it gives me fizzy burps
Real ale tastes better at the pub than out of bottles. I wonder if there's some secondary fermentation trickery going on, or if it's just a placebo effect because I like pubs.
Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!
I really like power line tree-valleys.
Perhaps if I had schizophrenia.
I love you and I'm not writing love songs about you. MOST AWKWARD LIE EVER
This thought is dedicated to you, <a href="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1331675820/640">Mr. >>640 of another thread</a>.
Let the double hyphen approximation die. It's ugly, unless automatically replaced (e.g. in MS Word).
People have to be taught about the importance of Alt+0151 and Alt+0150 (the em dash and the en dash). IMHO, the en dash should be used for transition to the em dash, because it's both just a bit longer than the hyphen, and round numbers are easier to remember for most people.
What the world actually needs is a typographic layout with all less commonly used symbols accessible via AltGr+ combinations (with labels printed on the keyboard).
I call for a special aa/dqn layout with SJIS symbols placed in a comfortable Dvorak-like style.
Option-hyphen: –
Option-shift-hyphen: ―
Option-[: “
Option-shift-[: ”
Option-]: ‘
Option-shift-]: ’
Yeah, I have had Internet morons wonder why I’m spending so much time on these alt-codes.
Jesus Christ, it smells like something died in there.
To be honest, I'm simply not one for the red leaves. It's not that they aren't beautiful, it's that they represent, or at least seem to represent, the very antithesis of what it is I fell in love with. The image they conjure is less that of silent devotion and more that of a toothless grin and a tear rolling down one cheek. It's like that moment of weightlessness when the lift cable snaps.
'Round, 'round, 'round, 'round, I get around.
I want a shota.
Kinda weird to think that I was a shota at one point in my life. I wonder if I was shota-moe.
But incredibly more lost in the details of waking.
Teenage girls with ESP.
I'm overwhelmed by my own inadequacy
Foolish me, thinking I could possibly actually get any work done today.
Hahaha, that's going to scar.
Head just split in half, straight down the middle. There we go.
I just thought "Would I rather be here, surrounded by children like sardines listening to the Black Eyed Peas, or at home planting my seed in a horny schoolgirl? I chose the latter.
i'm mildly happy at night, knowing i'm about to spend the next few hours unconscious. too bad i'll have to wake up...
The future is frightening. You would think that having a promising future with so many exciting possibilities would be inspiring, but I find it suffocating.
I can try to extra stage!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I LIKE THE SOUND OF THE BROKEN PIECES!
What's better for video chatting, SIP or XMPP?
I wonder what maids taste like.
DQN is now /r9k/. Faggots.
It's okay, I'll assault Augustgrad tomorrow.
DQN is so /jp/! WHEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Totenae meteo.
As much as I love the em dash, this article has a point:
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/the_good_word/2011/05/the_caseplease_hear_me_outagainst_the_em_dash.html
>>298
Surround em-dashes with spaces ― and voila ― this article is magically much more readable.
ATCH ATCH ATCH ATCH EMAIL ME BACK
( ゚ ヮ゚) MITT GA SUKI!!!
Whenever I see the word "walk" in print, I mentally read it to rhyme with "talc".
Kike wops!
>>291 You're a chump for knowing enough about /r9k/ to make the comparison. Also, "faggots"? Seriously?
Trees are god damn amazing.