Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710
By my calculations, we will reach the 7000th of September somewhere around >>700 of this thread. How appropriate.
Did they seriously send in a carrier with 0 interceptors? I'm confused.
I wonder what someone who has never heard of the ocean would think upon seeing it.
I really should be studying.
>>234
That's a nice thing to wonder. I want to be friends with you.
>>238
"Yeah, and would you believe if I said slimy, silver creatures with scales live in it? And huge things that look like slippers that are bigger than a bus? What about tube socks of varying sizes with long tentacles and a circle of teeth?"
>>234
My Japanese teacher once told me an anecdote about a woman who had spent her life living in a secluded mountain town and had never seen the sea. They took her to see it, and, the moment she caught sight of it, she fainted.
wOw iT'S http://cerealexperiments.com/fridey.jpg ALReADY where did the week GO ( ゚ ヮ゚)
( ˃ Д˂) i want to go to cereal experiments but its down!
Characterised by, a false dichotomy.
>>242
Thank you ticks for not hosting the more clustered images that guy made. He seriously ruined the charm when it ended up thousands of pixels tall and wide.
A sequel to The Truman Show in which he discovers he has only moved onto a larger stage.
Why do you even bother? Why do I?
>>246
Better yet: a sequel to The Truman Show where it's you watching The Truman Show, then you get all freaked out and they film you leaving the cinema live.
My dog's birthday party! Ya yoy! Ya yoy!
I want to lick your armpits.
I wanna smash your skull in with a hammer
My dog's bar mitzvah! Oy vey! Oy vey!
Yeast tastes delicious and it gives me fizzy burps
Real ale tastes better at the pub than out of bottles. I wonder if there's some secondary fermentation trickery going on, or if it's just a placebo effect because I like pubs.
Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!
I really like power line tree-valleys.
Perhaps if I had schizophrenia.
I love you and I'm not writing love songs about you. MOST AWKWARD LIE EVER
This thought is dedicated to you, <a href="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1331675820/640">Mr. >>640 of another thread</a>.
Let the double hyphen approximation die. It's ugly, unless automatically replaced (e.g. in MS Word).
People have to be taught about the importance of Alt+0151 and Alt+0150 (the em dash and the en dash). IMHO, the en dash should be used for transition to the em dash, because it's both just a bit longer than the hyphen, and round numbers are easier to remember for most people.
What the world actually needs is a typographic layout with all less commonly used symbols accessible via AltGr+ combinations (with labels printed on the keyboard).
I call for a special aa/dqn layout with SJIS symbols placed in a comfortable Dvorak-like style.
Option-hyphen: –
Option-shift-hyphen: ―
Option-[: “
Option-shift-[: ”
Option-]: ‘
Option-shift-]: ’
Yeah, I have had Internet morons wonder why I’m spending so much time on these alt-codes.
Jesus Christ, it smells like something died in there.
To be honest, I'm simply not one for the red leaves. It's not that they aren't beautiful, it's that they represent, or at least seem to represent, the very antithesis of what it is I fell in love with. The image they conjure is less that of silent devotion and more that of a toothless grin and a tear rolling down one cheek. It's like that moment of weightlessness when the lift cable snaps.
'Round, 'round, 'round, 'round, I get around.
I want a shota.
Kinda weird to think that I was a shota at one point in my life. I wonder if I was shota-moe.
But incredibly more lost in the details of waking.
Teenage girls with ESP.
I'm overwhelmed by my own inadequacy
Foolish me, thinking I could possibly actually get any work done today.
Hahaha, that's going to scar.
Head just split in half, straight down the middle. There we go.
I just thought "Would I rather be here, surrounded by children like sardines listening to the Black Eyed Peas, or at home planting my seed in a horny schoolgirl? I chose the latter.
i'm mildly happy at night, knowing i'm about to spend the next few hours unconscious. too bad i'll have to wake up...
The future is frightening. You would think that having a promising future with so many exciting possibilities would be inspiring, but I find it suffocating.
I can try to extra stage!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I LIKE THE SOUND OF THE BROKEN PIECES!
What's better for video chatting, SIP or XMPP?
I wonder what maids taste like.
DQN is now /r9k/. Faggots.
It's okay, I'll assault Augustgrad tomorrow.
DQN is so /jp/! WHEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Totenae meteo.
As much as I love the em dash, this article has a point:
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/the_good_word/2011/05/the_caseplease_hear_me_outagainst_the_em_dash.html
>>298
Surround em-dashes with spaces ― and voila ― this article is magically much more readable.
ATCH ATCH ATCH ATCH EMAIL ME BACK
( ゚ ヮ゚) MITT GA SUKI!!!
Whenever I see the word "walk" in print, I mentally read it to rhyme with "talc".
Kike wops!
>>291 You're a chump for knowing enough about /r9k/ to make the comparison. Also, "faggots"? Seriously?
Trees are god damn amazing.
atch atch atch
I hate notepads with thin paper. I would much rather have half as many pages, but twice as thick paper.
>>306
I know right? They really are fascinating if you think about it.
my neck
Coiling and clotting. My poor lungs.
I hate soda.
>>316
Me too. I don't really know what about it makes people like it. I pretty much just drink water, tea, and juice.
I wonder what happened to that guy who said "penis cocking" a lot a long while ago. I hope that he's living a good life.
>>312
Doesn't -> mean imply?
I'm not doing a thing, I really don't know.
What's this fuss about /r9k/? I thought it was a board a few years ago which disallowed duplicate posts. I heard it was closed and then... reopened? Is its idea the same? Because I remember its first days, it was rather fun.
All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your love's affecting our reality
>>321
You visited 4chan in 2008? GTFO my 4-ch. Not even joking. You don't belong here.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DON'T WANNA
YES I DO
OKAAAY
WELPGIMMIEE
Cool! Found a Casio VL-1 in the shed today. The record function acts weird and makes a loud beep followed by the actual tone, but I can't complain.
Doubles as a keyboard and cal-cool-later.
GYYPPPSYY WOMMMAAAN
I want a teapot.
I suspect that this isn't going to end well.
That nice one with the hunting horns and the jangly bits.
Hurry up and leave so I can masturbate.