[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#8] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 23:11

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710

By my calculations, we will reach the 7000th of September somewhere around >>700 of this thread. How appropriate.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:04

>>629-631
I love you guys.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:30

>>626
And here I am, craving the features you don't like. They're just so useful to me!

HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TO START POSTNG FASTER

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:32

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636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:37

I wonder if there are videos of women using dragon dildoes?

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:56

>>636
That depends on your definition of dragon dildo.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:02

I got my girlfriend addicted to minecraft recently. She's not really a gamer so I'm pretty happy.

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:26

http://spbtolerance.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vostok-zapad-rus.pdf
So, this is a leaflet for ex-USSR migrant workers. Broom and painting tools are greeted by humans. Nice, isn't it?

There are three chapters (coloured pages): "Entrance to Russia", "Prevention of HIV" and "Hints and Tips". Nice, isn't it?

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:27

>>636
They have a special site for that. I don't remember the url but I'm pretty sure it had "toys" in it.

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:28

Fire!

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:30

The bits! The bits!

You don't know what that means. Shut up.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:38

>>636
I was falling asleep and suddenly this came to my mind: ttp://videos.toypics.net/
It seems to be offline at the moment.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:41

>>643
Thanks! I just don't see how those things would fit inside most vagina. I guess now I'll find out.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 01:29

Jesus Christ... I'm supposed to go to Howloscream with a friend. It started two hours ago, and we still haven't even left. What the fuck? 30 minutes ago said friend said he was gonna take a shower and then pick me up. Longest. Fucking. Shower. Ever...

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 02:20

Japanese math rock is incredible. Giraffes? Giraffes! eat your hearts out.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 04:21

Does anyone actually use any of the other boards on 4-ch?

648 Name: Shii!!SKucOrqw : 1993-09-6997 04:42

You guys need to post faster if you want to reach >>700 by the 7000th of September 1993.

This is a direct order

--The Management

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 04:42

I wondered about that once, and made the tactical error of checking out the sexuality board.

Can't recommend it.

650 Name: Shii!!SKucOrqw : 1993-09-6997 05:30

Woah, that is creepy as hell. I am going to tell Squeeks about it when he wakes up. I don't think either of us have looked at this board in many months. How are the other six of you doing?

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 06:16

It appears all of the boards are lightly active. The board with the oldest most recent non-saged post is /sports/.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:04

bitter

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:10

>>649
I concur. I will never check any other board again.

>>648,650
I love you, Shii!

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:46

>>650
I'm ashamed and kind of giddy to admit that I've trolled /personal/ and /sexual/ on several occasions. It's difficult not to.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 10:24

Goodbye, DQN. I mightn't see you again until the big day itself.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 12:55

Even with the security update, Shiichan is still pretty awful and useless.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 15:42

Wait, what happened to the Sexuality board, exactly?

I liked that board! All the Personal boards amuse me because they get a really steady stream of replies from people who I don't know where they come from. Sometimes I thought it was just one guy with lots of different personalities.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:29

>>657
I think it got deleted, probably entropy from the dqn.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:32

It's not easy being the internets greatest troll.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:39

>>658
Oh no. When we hit the 1993-09-7000 singularity, will all the boards be gone?

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:44

Reminds me, on Shiichan you can >>1000-1 to read backwards.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 17:42

It is my birthday!

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 19:59

>>662
Happy birthday, Andrew!

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:21

>>662
How old are you Andrew?

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:27

I'm helping!

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:29

Mee too!

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:31

We gotta reach it in three days! Wheres my party hat?

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:31

Who's Andrew?

>>662
Happy birthday and >>666 to you, ( ˃ ヮ˂)!

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 01:17

ヘyロオkイフォrゴtトスィtchカタカナオッfハハハ

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 07:41

I'm pissed-up on life.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:27

The obviously-intended-to-be-shocking Enderman death sound wasn't very scary, but that level-up noise made me jump out of my skin.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:09

Well, now that's over, I'm bored.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 05:03

I hope this hurricane kills me so I don't have to write that essay.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 07:18

We need to get closer to >>700, but not too close for somebody lame to GET >>700 earlier.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 08:20

hi dqn,

I used to post here a lot a couple years ago but got kind of detached from the internet for a while. seems a lot of things have changed since then. do you still remember me?

posting itt to help the >>700get (っ´ω｀)っ

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 12:40

I should, fuck, GET OFF THIS COMPUTER!
WHY ARE WE LOOKING FOR REDWOOD?
HE'S A FUCK.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 13:28

Ever since the semester started, I've had practically no life, but it will pay off in the end.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 13:52

Gotta go to space. Gotta go to space!

Please go to space.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 14:40

One day more till 7000.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 14:47

ATCHATCH

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 14:49

http://4-ch.net/code/kareha.pl/1351522021/l50

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:06

I was going to edit this so that it was shorter and funnier, but we need posts to get to >>700 for the 7000th and... well, I'm pretty lazy. It has been awhile. Prepare yourselves for

THE ONGOING SAGA OF ESPEON, WORLD ADVENTURER/FIEND

Part Whatever: Post Count +1

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:07

At three in the morning, the sirens sounded and the faithful fell from their bunks in the frigid cold for the first of the day’s many prayers. Predictably, the priests walked through two minutes into the proceedings to ferret out anyone lacking sufficient faith. Their attention could be drawn by anyone attempting to hide from the cold, imperfectly mumbling their prayers, or not wailing loud enough when it was time. Any small failing in the all-important act of prayer was sure to bring misfortune when dealing with Espeon, the Son of God, Praise be Unto Him.
Three minutes in and the priests had left satisfied, the door locked behind them, and at five minutes all but the most faithful had climbed back into their beds. The lights were switched off, and praise was replaced by wet coughs, snoring, and annoyingly for Espeonito, the sound of masturbation from the bunk below his and urgings, despite the rules against it, to talk from the bunk above. Espeonoshi was up there, fresh from monastic orders. It had been a kind and merciful attempt to steer him back to perfect faith that cost him five kilograms in body weight to the monk’s diet, a tooth to rot, and two toes to frostbite. Despite all the mercy shown him, he seemed ready to return with this outrageous behavior: talking to the fellow faithful outside the allotted time...

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:08

Espeonoshi half-whispered and half-shouted: "Espeonito! Come on! Talk to me!"
“Not now!" Espeonito whispered back, and muttered beneath his breath, “Praisebeunhim." He hadn’t slept well after midnight prayers and now saw the wisdom in restricting idle talk to only fifteen minutes following dinner...
The door lock slid open and everyone audibly froze. Coughs were stifled, blankets tightened around necks, and the masturbation stopped, the offender loudly flopping onto his side. Everyone in the bunks surrounding him cringed; it was obvious that he had been caught and it took no time for the priests to find him. He was carried away screaming for reform in the monastery, to the great relief of his neighbors.
Espeonito hoped this reminder would quiet Espeonoshi, but it had no such effect.
“I’m telling you, I saw him up close, Espeonito! I could have reached out and touched him!"
“You’d be struck dead", Espeonito yawned the reminder, and again added “Praisebeuntohim" for good measure. He tried to sleep but it was not easy given all Espeonoshi had said of late even though it was most certainly a lie placed in his mind by the devils that Espeon, the Son of God ate alive...

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:10

When he had been taken away, Espeonoshi said he had first found his place in the monastic order in the rather comfortable job of cleaning a palace in the Great City. He spoke of wonders there such as pieces of glass that displayed scenes from around the world, but mostly men running and kicking a ball. He spent his time between the hourly prayers required of the monastic orders scrubbing floors and polishing furniture, never laying eyes on the master of this house until one day, by accident, he opened a door he had been told to never open and there he saw, he claimed anyway, Espeon, the Son of God. He sat before a panel of glass like the others in the house, though this one he made move by his will and a small device attached to it by a wire. According to Espeonoshi, this glass panel had on it the image of a nude goddess from a perfect world where eyes were large, noses and mouths small, and where no one grows old. While it would seem fitting that Espeon, the Son of God, Praise be Unto Him would wish to peer into the world from which he came from time to time, Espeonoshi suggested that the Son of God more than pined for it: he was masturbating to this image of godly perfection.
Espeonito tried very hard not to believe it but Espeonoshi had never lied before. Why wouldn’t Espeon just summon this goddess to him? Or he could have any woman in all the land, for they were his property after all. Then again, no mortal was the equal of a young goddess. Perhaps no goddess was willing to visit such an impure land lacking in faith. Espeonito’s faith was shaken by mere rumor, it seemed. Asking a priest for clarification would only send him to the very same harsh orders where Espeonoshi had eaten nothing but boiled buckwheat for seven months and spent his days cutting firewood in deep snow. Espeonito was left to stew in his thoughts, trying his best to think of better times when his faith had been unshaken...

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:11

Once Espeonoshi and he had left their work detail twenty minutes early to get a head start on all the others on the Great Day and managed to get a spot so close to the Holy Pillar that they might actually lay eyes on Him should he appear. They saw Espeon, the Son of God, as he truly must be: clean-shaven, wearing brilliant robes, voice booming over the masses gathered below Him. In acts of ultimate sacrifice, two monks near them slashed their throats the second He appeared before them and lay dying at their feet though the glory before Espeonoshi and he was so distracting they did not notice.
Espeon himself so rarely led the proceedings that they had not seen him since they were children and then only as a very distant speck, smaller than an ant they were so far away. They didn’t know what to expect and couldn’t think above the screaming of the masses. Normally it would be the issuing of extended dour prayers by priests followed by a reading of the annual production report, but this was going to prove much different. Espeon asked all to join along with him in a “song", a word that caused much confusion among the masses and they all looked to one another for an answer.
“Sing with me!" Espeon demanded, and he made a strange noise boom along with his voice.
That wonderful prayer, that wonderful work of art, as beautiful as any marble sculpture of Espeon, the Son of God, was still with him to this day and it warmed him just to think of it. He bit his tongue so as not to accidentally utter a single note of it out loud: “He was a sk8r boi, she said see ya later boi. He wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face but her head was up in space..."

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:20

(THE END)

Some notes: I had a dream that a business partner and I bought a building in San Francisco that was formerly a cult compound. The real estate agent explained that the cult members were not allowed to talk to one another. Evidently the cult had such a weak basis that discussing it even once would make the whole thing fall apart... and it did.

I was also going to try to explain that Espeon was jackin' it to Ichigo Mashimaro porn, but it was way too much work and that shit is boring even in summary...

Also, post count +1!

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:53

( ^Q^) < Just wanted to see if that looked good.

689 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6999 17:26

What a marvelous story, mr. >>682-687! I cried my eyes out as the undertone of NEET sacrifice became more apparent!

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 18:53

>>688 that looks terrible don't do that any more really

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 20:05

Reporting 1993-09-7000, Moscow time.

692 Name: : 1993-09-6999 21:10

Just under 4 hours and 8 posts now.

693 Name: : 1993-09-6999 21:36

We're not going to 700 GET until the 7001st.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:05

The climax is starting...

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:22

hey we're about to meet >>700

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:25

>>682 ac;dr

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:26

-voot-

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:28

okay everybody shhhh

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:34

what

700 Name: : 1993-09-6999 23:24

This will be the lamest of 700 GETs to ever grace 4-ch.

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:28

>>700 hairy asscake!

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:28

>>700

>1993-09-6999

There's always one.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:29

( ・-・) 700ge AW FUCKFLAPS

704 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6999 23:34

I still love you all no less, disregarding of how "ironically" retarded some of you are!

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:39

>>704 no u

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:45

If only you didn't aimlessly flood this thread with >>694-699 which shouldn't even count as somebody's current thought... You made it so tempting for >>700 to poop this whole affair.

Still, we can get the other thread to >>700 in one day.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:53

>>706
>>695,696,698 were actually my current thoughts at the time I posted them

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:58

First that one faggot ruined the questions thread, now some faggot ruins this one, next someone will ruin the 700 thread one.

I just know it's going to be something like, "Ticks is le epic win xD #archduke" or some other dumb 4chan/circlejerk reference I don't understand.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 01:41

>>708
Thanks for your comment, I really appreciate you making the situation better.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 02:08

>>709
What does this even mean? Are you the kind of person who dislikes critics because they don't make movies/films/games themselves?

711 Name: sage : 1993-09-7000 02:40

>>705-710

Let's all sit down and have some tea! ( ・ω・) 旦旦(・ω・ )

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 03:12

7000? That's nice. Here's to the next milestone, then.

>>708

It's nice that you like DQN, but I think you're getting a little bent out of shape!

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 03:44

You don't need surveillance cameras everywhere if you give cameras to the retards

They'll surveil everything that calls their attention, and won't feel surveilled themselves

Brilliant

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 03:52

>>712
Shut up, Tokiko.

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 04:05

This storm is sure bad. I can't wait until it passes.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 04:58

sure is nice to be landlocked

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 05:07

>>708
this thread can't be ruined because it was never a good one to being with. CHECKMATE.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 10:03

>>717
Get out.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 12:28

>700 Name: : 1993-09-6999 23:24
>This will be the lamest of 700 GETs to ever grace 4-ch.

Damnit guys.

QUICK GET TO THE >>777

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 12:37

>>700

>23:24
>23:24
>23:24

YOU HAD LESS THAN AN HOUR TO WAIT

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 12:41

>>719
Why, what's the point? It isn't 7777th. We have another thread to bump to >>700 before this day is over.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 15:57

I've never been so glad to break up with anyone before. What an idiot they turned out to be! (・ω・ )

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 16:07

Pulverised radioactive guinea pig brains on drugs.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 21:55

Do you participate in distributed calculations like BOINC?

Recently, I decided to return after a half-year break and donate more of my CPU time to science. I estimate my new PC to be up to 50 times more productive than the old one.

I hope they will be able to finish the Clean Energy project soon.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 22:07

Put me in the Lorenz butterfly attractor.

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 01:30

Antigone is really nice.
I want a gun and a cigarette and a car and the ability to drive.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 02:22

>>722
Why didn't you like her?

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 17:59

Should first-timer like me build his own Linux from Scratch or just stick to Ubuntu?

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 18:30

You should get a copy of GCC and write your own OS. That way, it'll do everything you want it to the way you want it to do it.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 18:40

>>728
I don't really see how "first-timer" and "build my entire own Operating System" go together.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 18:43

Funny story about GCC, I used a preinstalled linux (modified XandrOS) on my EEE PC. One day I decided to do some C coding for the sake of the old days, BAM, I can't! Some dependencies were already installed and they were different from repo and something was completely missing. After killing a couple of evenings on this I gave up and never coded wrote a program again.

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