[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#8] (999)

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 20:00

I have to get some wax and shave every millimeter of my body.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 19:53

Those were some nice noodles.

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 13:40

>>992

>8: I've lost all my self-respect

I really wish I could read Japanese.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 12:34

DQN is an exciting place to be and I'm glad being here is something I often do

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 11:51

Suddenly, >>3 is relevant again.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 09:02

>>989
I agree, I even started to procrastinate instead of reading and had to force myself to finish them.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 08:36

There is nothing sweeter than that slight breeze before it rains.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 06:57

>>986
I don't think dqn has ever tried really hard to imitate 2channel. Here are the first 8 threads on News4VIP right now:
1: Things that make you're grateful for when you have a cold
2: Your face is disgusting, but your personality...is disgusting too wwww
3: Animal forest general chat
4: Some Koreans came to my high school yesterday
5: The scariest thing about the manga "Kindaichi Case Files"
6: I bought a motorcyclewwwww
7: Somebody tried to molest me but I molested them
8: I've lost all my self-respect

If you'd rather have more of these kinds of threads, take the plunge and make them! I see DQN as a place to chill out and post whatever you want. It's elitist quality. Trends come and go here - character threads, creative collaboration (like the song threads or short nove), forum games, whatever.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 04:30

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FRIENDS PACKAGE OF JAPAN STUFF IS HERE

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 01:44

If you mean it literally, it’s not really necessary to say so.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 01:16

>>985
For the second and third books in the trilogy, I agree. Neuromancer was great, methinks, and the latter two were just godawful elaborations of unnecessary proportion.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 01:12

So beautiful as to cause a literal aching pain in my lower chest.

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 23:51

>>983
I never posted with a name or trip anywhere and somehow my nick is there...

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 23:34

I miss when "X the poster above you" were occasional threads and not the point of the board.

When did people start thinking DQN = forum games? Do they think this is what Channel2 is like?

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 23:31

> Neuromancer

Great ideas, boring book.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 23:12

Carnage!

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 21:10

>>980
Don't worry! Those people were just like you, except they starved for fame and attention. Thus began their down-going.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 20:19

Who is Literalka? Is she Russian?

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 20:09

I saw her twin reading some Dr Who novel, so I lent her my copy of Willy G's Neuromancer!

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 18:32

I've never used a pseudonym and I feel like I'm missing out. As though all the cool kids are doing something and I've just misunderstood all this time.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 16:52

>>964 i post lots every day here and i'm not in that list

also i think i have a crush on literalka

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 14:30

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20344750
I'm torn between "Sore loser", "Should've learned from Russian elections" and "Hmm, Obama met with Putin".

977 Name: 4 : 1993-09-7017 13:29

>>964
Hey, glad people still remember me. I think that only 40% of 4-ch users visit IRC.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 13:26

DUH DUH DUH DUUUUUH DUUUUUH
DUUH DUUH DUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUUH
DUUUUUH DUUUUUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUH
DUH DUH DUH DUH! DUH DUH DUH DUH!

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 13:04

>>970
MAYBE SO MAYBE NOT
(actually not)

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 10:53

It's "Homo sapiens," not "Homo sapien," damn it.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 10:22

>>945
Update: my shrine now has no worshippers, but at least I can say that all of my worshippers are nice, amicable people.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 08:43

DQN
it's not a popularity contest

971 Name: Sagat : 1993-09-7017 08:36

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970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 08:28

Huh, is there at least one IRC channel? Do you discuss upcoming posts and make collective strategies to win in games like Nomic?

I only used to hang out at Bar Giko.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 08:16

>964
>doesn't know of the other IRC channel

Haha.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 07:40

>>964
Did they all post with names here or does this list contain there some assumed identities from IMs, IRC, other boards, forums, youtube, steam or other services than DQN?

>>965
I wish I wasn't myself. I would pick myself then.

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 07:34

Old black Joe is still picking cotton for your mittens and bows.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 05:49

>>965
meltingwax, duh.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 05:01

which dqn would u fuk

964 Name: the lowercase no grammar guy : 1993-09-7017 04:56

list of dqns:
Espeon, Storlek, me, Cairnarvon, richardus, Bun, feor, Archduke/Tokiko, ticks, nabia/tokoitoskue, Andrew, halcy (?), pognivent, squeeks (???), space giko, kurisu, LiteralKa, Wik, Airskadt, 0037, sprum, TheShadowFog

too lazy to list more, gonna do a line of mxe

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:52

I'm a wanted man in my own name

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:39

Numbers everywhere. I'm not used to this whole "name" thing.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:29

I don't need to do anything and they seem to place themselves in my path. Fine then, I'll do you all!

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:23

There is a picture of Barney in the results for "evil yoshi" on Google Image Search.

Interesting.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 01:47

My only contact with other DQNs is at the Elitist Superstructure because screw checking other boards.

958 Name: 4 : 1993-09-7017 00:53

>>956
I agree with Steve here.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 00:51

My head hurts! And I hate moving - so much damn work.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 00:40

>>955
I think that this drama comes from other text boards and probably IRC or IMs. It's pretty terrible and dokyuns should pretend that they don't recognize each other.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 00:34

There's some behind-the-scenes drama going on with people here. I know I shouldn't care and we've had a few little episodes over the years, but I feel left out.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 23:42

>>950
I care. I care about all DQN visitors. If you have troubles with your relationships, then post it as it is instead of picking on innocent people.

>>953
Neither singular nor plural "they" affect mine nor anybody else's IQ in any way. Singular "they" could be used in a more formal conversation.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 23:27

i hate singular they as well

your iq is pushing 90 tops if you think it's good

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 17:57

Thousands of white woolly sheep, galloping majestically across the tundra.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 13:45

What if
WHAT IF
solar

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 13:15

>>944
It's common to use the singular they. Also no one cares about your girlfriend.

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 10:58

Oh, my poor head. Poor me.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 09:52

>>944
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
There is a great example: "One student failed their exam"
Usage of he would imply that men are failures (even though it was a dumb blonde who failed).

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 09:36

Don't worry, >>946, I'm sad all the time as well! I love my bittersweet DQN.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 09:33

I'm sorry for being sad all the time, DQN.

I'm just so sad !

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 08:43

My shrine has only one worshipper and he's an asshole.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 06:46

>>939
There is something wrong with you, I agree. In English, when you don't know the pronoun of the guy you're talking about, rule of thumb is to say "he" unless it'd otherwise be absurd.

>>941
My girlfriend's conservative and comes from a Mormon home. It's funny because even though I'm incredibly left-wing, she's so far just the kind of girl I like.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 03:59

things i should be doing:
- studying
things i am doing:
- drugs

( ・-・)

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 02:58

>>941
Women just have the same rights as men (almost). I hate men who sleep around, so now I apply that same standard to women. It has nothing to do with gender or feminism, but everything to do with society in general.

Basically, you should become a misanthropist instead of a misogynist.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 22:55

Modern women suck. They're all entitlement whores. Feminism teaches them that they can have all the rights and no responsibilities, and they've all become vicious, spoiled little shits.

Hell with 'em.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 22:49

I secretly wish I was gay, and I force myself to look at gay porn, and force myself to orgasm to it. But I just can't I wish there was some what to just make yourself gay. But I can't. I just can't date women anymore. All they do is hurt me and they never care about me they just care about what I can do for them and it hurts and and aaaaa (´Д`)

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:42

>>933

I use "their" without thinking about it to refer to anyone whose gender I don't know regardless of the circumstances. There must be something wrong with me (´Д`)

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:42

>>937
All kinds of porn are equally awful. Just stick to doujin.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:19

I thought I was gay for a while, but realized I'd just switched to gay porn because I was bored with the straight stuff. I'd still rather fuck girls.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:17

I just assume everyone is gay. It's how it should be anyway.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:06

>>934
Nah, it only makes things more complicated whilst still implying that you might think that the other person is gay.

Just use the gender opposite to your conversational partner unless you know that he or she is openly gay.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:36

>>932,933
Spivak pronouns!

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:24

>>932
The people asking "what is their name" is worse, because it implies siamese twins or people with multiple personalities (scoff) are more common than us single-bodied, and single-minded folk.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:16

People need to stop pretending homosexuality is as common as heterosexuality.

"I started dating someone last week."
"Oh, what's his name...or her name?"

You didn't account for the fact her partner might be a genderqueer. What are you, transphobic?

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:16

I'm hearing Gymnopedie everywhere these days.

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 17:29

Brains? Hahahahahahahaha

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 14:11

>>928
Nuh uh, I pooped and feel so much better now.

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 11:06

You will die.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 02:34

owwwww ouuogh owwww itai owwwww itai

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 20:39

RELIGION BEEFSTEAK

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 20:33

Vast cloud front sweeping in from the northern horizon, mightn't ever see sunlight again.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 15:49

i bumped it
I bumped it .
I Bumped It !
I BUMPED IT !!!

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 14:58

>>920
ho boy.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 14:56

Hyperbolic functions for all.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 14:09

>>918
WILBUR!!!

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 11:33

>>912
Normal non pedo faggots are ruining anime.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 09:24

I need to poop.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 08:36

If you value your soul, never look into the eyes of a horse. Your soul will be lost in the void of the horse.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 08:07

>>916
He isn't shitposting. Well, at least he doesn't make DQN any worse, save for that tripcode bit.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 02:54

>>911 it's just his shitposting that seems to annoy people here

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 23:58

>>913's big ears.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 23:43

>>913's big scrotum

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 22:09

>>913's big secret.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 21:44

Creepy anime pedos are ruining anime.

911 Name: Neo-Menchi!lWV9WxNHV. : 1993-09-7013 20:50

Poor Espeon-tan.

Espeon did nothing wrong.

910 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7013 19:44

no u, >>909. no u

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 18:47

>>908
that's funny, I was kind of thinking they should ban you.

908 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7013 17:43

They should ban wiki by domain or IP. What a joyful day full of online drama it's going to be!

907 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7013 17:32

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Internet_blacklist

These retards are going to end up banning everything they can google with vague keywords without even verifying the content.

They have already banned a post on EVE Online forum which described how drugs work in the game.

That's it. I'm moving to China.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 16:36

Okay, seriously, now you're just fucking with me. I haven't even done biology, you mad, mad people.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 16:21

I've had an idea kicking about for ages about using animated GIFs as album artwork for releases on my record label, wondering if anyone had done it before, whether itunes or other media players could display it etc., and I was giving it some serious thought just as I happened to finally be importing DQN ELECTRONICS QUADRX with a different gif for every album! Which kinda fucks up in itunes.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 13:17

What time is it?

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 12:22

Snowflakes! Snowflakes are all that matter today.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 11:06

>Kill Me Baby
>Not about a Scottish abortion clinic

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 10:19

I give up on sleeping. I'll just go for a walk, find a place to read and smoke some cigarettes while the sun comes up.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 09:06

One of my earliest posts on DQN was a 900 GET in a previous iteration of this very thread. Oh, the memories!

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 07:47

>898

my house isn't on fire

i just checked

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 02:10

>>896
Hey little bird, fly away home, your house is on fire and your children are all alone.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:49

>>895
There's #4-ch on synIRC but it's really really dead. I wish people would talk.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:46

I'm full of bourbon I can't stand up

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:23

Does DQN have an irc channel?

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 21:26

The sheer beauty of absence, a density and a sparseness, and the rest is made of butterfly wings.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 21:09

A$AP

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 20:23

What lesson are you trying to teach me? I know you don't have intent, but what am I supposed to learn from this?

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 19:49

I wish people would stop bothering me. It's so annoying!

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 19:46

I've had enough strife, enough war. Just let me go.

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 18:59

Ack!

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 17:02

>>887
They are fat ugly mexicans.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 15:26

>>879

> Both girls are very sweet, honest, nice girls. They come from a conservative home and are very close.
> At the end, the younger twin grabbed me and gave me a biiiig smooch in front of her sister.

Something about these two parts don't go together.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 15:23

>>879
Was it a joke? I mean, how does going on a date with two twin sisters even work. Does it go like, only you and one of the twins are interested in each other, and the other twin is just along for the ride for fun? Sounds like it went really well.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 14:16

Can't think; the clouds are too beautiful.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 11:19

With RequestPolicy the release emergency mittens button causes red flags to fall down instead.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 11:03

This is the easy one.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 06:32

Oh yeah, it's me, >>879

I forgot to mention that both of the twins were wearing mittens. One of them had the kind where you can pull off the top and you get fingerless gloves, but the other was a mittens purist.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:57

i choked her
sexually frustrated
annoying
pseudo fallible
CUNT

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:23

Muslimgauze is the only good music. Everything else is shit.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 04:41

>>871,878
Just me, actually. I guess it was more hanging out, but we did date things and dressed as if it were a date.

At the end, the younger twin grabbed me and gave me a biiiig smooch in front of her sister. I thought it was kind of funny. Both girls are very sweet, honest, nice girls. They come from a conservative home and are very close. Their mom set a curfew of 7PM so we only had 3 hours together, but we all had a fantastic time.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 04:12

>>870
How'd it go?

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:36

Sweet Jesus, my farts smell of fasirt.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:29

As the floods of god washed away sin city, they say it was written in the page of the lord, but I was looking for that perfect Jazz note, that blew down the walls of Jericho.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:21

On my own, on my own. On my own, on my own. On my own (on my own), on my own. On my own (on my own), on my own.

JIBUN DAKE NO KARARINGU!

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 00:12

All drama, all the time.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 00:01

The feet Joe or something

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:59

Because it's midnight!

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:18

>>870
Are you inviting your buddy Jack?

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:12

I'm going on a date with two twins tonight.

Two.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 19:46

Inside doesn't matter.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 17:10

Holy shit, it's already dark! When did that happen?

867 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7011 15:15

Something.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 12:18

Where I lay down, on the floor, it said "OPIUM".

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 00:49

like dxm but hate the taste? here's a guide to a friday night party drink that'll send you to the moon.

  • 5oz delsym
  • some orange juice
  • 2 bottles of robopillz
  • 1/2 shot of gin
  • 20oz 7up
  • an empty bottle
  • paper towel
  • a strainer
  • a fork
  • a knife

pour the
pour some 7up into a glass and enjoy a sip. fill up about a cup, you'll need the bottle a bit empty while you work. fill another glass with cold water and drop in a bottle of pills. let it sit for about twenty minutes. while you wait, shake the bottle of pop up to get out all of the bubbles. now once you're done waiting, take your soggy pills out, stick 'em on the paper towel, and poke a hole in the seam. quickly drop the pill into your soda bottle. every 5 pills or so, screw on the lid and shake the bottle a bunch. once you're done, shake hard again. using a strainer, pour your drugged 7up into yet another glass. push a fork hard against your little gelcaps just to get out as much drugs as you can. congrats, your first robodrink is done. you can pour your drink back into your 7up bottle. chug it fast!

now fill your empty bottle with your delsym. pour some water into the little syrup bottle and add that to your new bottle too. now pour in orange juice slowly. shake a lot and your second drink will be done. drink this one now and you'll have about a gram of dxm in you, which should be a very high third or fourth plateau trip. the mixing of dxm poli and hbr makes for a complex yet pleasant trip, while the work you went through makes it all much more pleasant and less likely to induce vomiting.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 00:28

Well, she certainly seems to be enjoying herself.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 22:10

I know enough's enough
and you're leaving
You've had enough time to decide
on your freedom
but I can still find some hope
to believe in love

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 21:50

>>855
Stop that. You need food. You really do.
Eat a green apple, I love those. They give you energy.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 19:53

I want to draw a penis on grandma's face.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 19:18

Stop talking about drugs, for fuck's sake.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 18:40

Am I thinking this sentence, or did I have this thought then put it into words?

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 17:29

cough syrup party // cough syrup party // cough syrup party

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 17:16

http://i.imgur.com/r5veI.jpg

anyone wanna party with me, i'm buying another bottle of pills this afternoon making me set up for a fourth plat trip on DXM

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 10:13

LET'S CHELATE THESE BITCHES YEAH

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 08:57

I don't like food any more.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 00:37

>>848
Careful, man. Correlation isn't automatically causation. Where else has your finger been recently?

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 23:10

>>852
It already does.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 22:17

Since it's speeding up, I wonder if the Universe will ever expand faster than the speed of light.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 21:30

Of course she won't reply.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 20:55

In your favour.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 20:20

I need to talk to her, before she forgets me

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 19:03

I scratched my bumhole and now my finger smells like poop

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 19:00

I was born ugly. Why can't I identify as an attractive person and be treated as such?

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 18:14

>>837
I'm not Bruno and I'm not referring to an Emily.

Nice try, though?

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 15:27

Alllll finished.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 15:00

"A life without tragedies" indeed.

843 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7009 13:23

It snowed!

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 12:28

I'm not making any progress whatsoever.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 11:35

I don't care! Stop thinking I do.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 09:08

But it wouldn't be make believe
If you believed in me!

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 08:18

It's cold. I can't sleep. I keep waking my girlfriend up so she told me to get out of bed. Bored!

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 04:29

>>837
Tokiko please stop ruining the internet with your ticks obsession it's probably annoying people.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 03:08

>>834
Shut the fuck up about Emily, Bruno.

836 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7009 01:30

Develop in a predictable order.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 01:27

>>833
Sometimes they write communiqués

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 00:31

Maybe I should become a serial killer. That would impress her.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 23:54

You never hear about the most successful criminals.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 22:54

I can hear the train, but I can't go see it.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 22:23

I'd rather be white than right!

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 22:08

I wwwwant to fix
cro
cro cro
cro

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 21:46

I'm white!

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 20:04

>>827

Obama's not white! He just acts white.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 17:38

Why would you choose a sexist rich-white-boy homophobic racist poor person hating bigot?!

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 14:33

Even the first two letters are enough to set my heart aflutter!

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 13:12

Perhaps I'm a communist.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 12:51

>>820
When you're given the choice between Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber, you don't have much leeway.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 10:48

Haha! Suck on that, fungus!

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 09:59

Well, on the upside, now you guys are the establishment.

Enjoy!

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 08:49

cos he's better than the moron!

i mean mormon

he he he

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 07:45

Why did you choose Obama?

Why in the world would a sane person vote for Obama?!

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 06:35

>>815
Cracklin' Oats Bran

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 04:40

Well, fuck.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 02:30

I wish I could think of something to say to start a conversation so I could have fun talking to you instead of sitting here being all sad and stupid.

Guess I'll take a shower.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 01:14

Mittens is such a cute word.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 00:59

Bran!

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 20:10

And we shall continue, time and time again, until you no longer fear it.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 19:17

I wonder what the turnout will be?

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 18:56

Soap for the body, shampoo for the head.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 18:20

Fruit for the living, flowers for the dead.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 18:14

I'm SAD!

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 17:29

No.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 16:33

CLOSE THIS TAB AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 15:21

Our sexual crossdressing hijinks brings out my teenage desire to do Loveless roleplay. I am so totally okay with this.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 14:58

Adding milk to Black T. I suppose next I shall be adding sugar and a biscuit on the side - hah!

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 13:23

feeeeeet licking and belly rubbing and neck kissing~

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 12:43

Motorcity is DEEEEEAAAAAD (ノД`)╯彡 ┻━┻

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 08:50

I more eagerly await your Spring garments.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 02:34

>>801
:iceburn:

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 02:14

>>800
She'll be home soon. I'm done with her for now.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 02:12

I miss my waifu.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 01:07

I wonder what the 800 GET will be.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 00:25

>>797
I'm so sorry

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 18:01

I've got "Cuffy cheese bucky?" stuck in my head, and it's starting to really annoy me.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 13:59

I've fucked up my right leg somehow.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 11:52

Are you ready for CAKE?

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 02:53

Booty House Anthems is just what my dad needs.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 02:48

i'm pruning my dad's ipod playlist, he told me at first just to fill it up with anything, so i kind of picked a large spattering of things i think he'd like; but, now he says there's too much shit and so i'm pruning it for him. DJ Sharpnel? Songs About Fucking? Cypress Hill? Why did I think that?

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 02:18

woah did i just take a million tokes at once?

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 23:05

>>790

>>>/edgy/

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 22:18

I hate everything and everyone right now

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 21:24

Did you give it away, give it away for free?

Yes, and I damned well regret it! No more chaos theory for me!

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 16:24

That boy was kind of cute - too bad he was awful at chess.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 16:00

My hands are cold, my heart is cold - or perhaps it's just highly concentrated?

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 05:11

dead treee raise ash

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 02:24

Celadon City! It's so obvious!

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 00:19

No, poor Red! That was horrible.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 22:45

tea tea tea tea tea tea MTP is shite all hail MSC
how do i break it i wonder?

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 19:45

Please call me.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 19:22

Homestuck - Light

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 17:40

>>778
It turned into a mistake. Restores one HP and one FP.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 16:50

>>778 that is usually my current thought

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 16:25

Maybe if I mix these sauces, I'll make some sort of supersauce.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 15:25

Touch me more!

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 08:41

When time collapses, will I notice?

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 05:07

So apparently, grandmothers aren't very good at telling if kids are high.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 03:05

I would totally turn gay for Neil Cicierega.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 01:03

get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 00:34

You'd better not disappoint me.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 23:32

THE KEY TO JOY IS DISOBEDIENCE.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 23:00

A crippling sense of inadequacy.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 22:52

The Ghosts of You and MAAAAAAAAY! It's cold out here! I used to be a dead guy, DADADA now I'm a fucking JEDI! DADADA!

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 21:13

My life is ruined.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 21:10

it's cold and i'm worried.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 17:28

I liked that lamppost far more than the others. I shouldn't need to tell you why.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 16:46

I got in touch with my feminine side and it nagged me incessantly.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 11:40

Sick!

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 09:45

>>762
ohhhh

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 06:02

put a face behind someone and suddenly they're terribly ugly.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 03:14

Lonely night; no batteries for the Gemu Boi. ( ´゚ω゚`)

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 01:32

I can't see her. Not like this. Not with all this poop stuck to my anus.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 22:44

I want to go home and cry and scream into my pillow and sleep.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 19:50

What if I just killed everybody.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 19:27

I wish the tag on this shirt I'm wearing wasn't so itchy.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 18:28

I don't recall using teleportation, and yet there I was. Alone. Naked.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 16:40

I want to know what the "☆ Madoka Magica Magikakafe The Movie" "Kyubei Kyu~u almond tofu" tastes like.~

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 15:18

They may be stronger, more courageous, better equipped, fighting for a nobler cause and so on - but, never forget, there is one aspect they will never beat us in! We still have the pointiest buildings!

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 13:37

I drank that AJ too fast.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 12:49

I FORGOT TO CARVE A PUMPKIN!!!

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 12:09

What could possibly be more important?

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 10:56

I am an awful person.

That wasn't as cathartic as I hoped.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 06:44

I made my mum curve a pumpkin. It was cute.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 06:30

>>745
i fail to see what's so common about burn wounds

>>747
mind if i reach in there and take a look around? i stayed inside my apartment with no candy and reread hegel

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 05:15

I wanted to do something really scary for Halloween.

So I dressed up as a sex offender.

Then I raped some people went trick-or-treating.

It was kind of disappointing how people immediately guessed what I was.

My underwear was bulging with candy by the time I got home.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 01:39

>>742
But he has genitals, just no butt. Also who wants to hang around with Beady Eyes?

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 01:37

>>743
Burn wounds.

>>744
Thanks, you too!

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 00:38

Happy Halloween.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 00:32

>>739
whatre you going on about

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 23:51

>>741
Especially the no genitals and short lifespan parts!

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 22:55

Clonepa is the theoretical pinnacle of human existence. We should all seek to become more like Clonepa.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 22:30

>>736
Let me add, not just any message board but a rather secluded one. A board that doesn't have funny pictures and similar content that generic users like. It also spooks hipsters and their wannabes away because it's imageless seriously.

>>738
So, compilers are like... people?

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 21:45

For now she's still that vulgar brown colour, but I know she'll turn soon enough.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 20:36

>>737
I imagine the first one was written in assembly, and the assembler was written in machine code.

I remember reading something about how one of the first compilers was actually created by tricking an interpreter into writing a program somehow, but I think I dreamt that.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 20:32

How are compiler made? Who programs the programs that program?

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 20:28

>>735
When you have a group of people on an internet message board who spend all their time on their computers, you can bet quite a few of them will be computer nerds.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 20:26

why are so many dokyuns computer nerds

734 Name: : 1993-09-7001 19:29

>>730
I did LFS when I was a first timer. But only after I failed to install Gentoo. I realized my mistake when I built LFS.
It's hard but it's rewarding.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 19:22

GCC is only good for one thing, and that's compiling your own compiler before it goes fully self-compiling.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 18:45

If you want to do some heavy lifting, Arch is a happy medium.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 18:43

Funny story about GCC, I used a preinstalled linux (modified XandrOS) on my EEE PC. One day I decided to do some C coding for the sake of the old days, BAM, I can't! Some dependencies were already installed and they were different from repo and something was completely missing. After killing a couple of evenings on this I gave up and never coded wrote a program again.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 18:40

>>728
I don't really see how "first-timer" and "build my entire own Operating System" go together.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 18:30

You should get a copy of GCC and write your own OS. That way, it'll do everything you want it to the way you want it to do it.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 17:59

Should first-timer like me build his own Linux from Scratch or just stick to Ubuntu?

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 02:22

>>722
Why didn't you like her?

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 01:30

Antigone is really nice.
I want a gun and a cigarette and a car and the ability to drive.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 22:07

Put me in the Lorenz butterfly attractor.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 21:55

Do you participate in distributed calculations like BOINC?

Recently, I decided to return after a half-year break and donate more of my CPU time to science. I estimate my new PC to be up to 50 times more productive than the old one.

I hope they will be able to finish the Clean Energy project soon.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 16:07

Pulverised radioactive guinea pig brains on drugs.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 15:57

I've never been so glad to break up with anyone before. What an idiot they turned out to be! (・ω・ )

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 12:41

>>719
Why, what's the point? It isn't 7777th. We have another thread to bump to >>700 before this day is over.

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 12:37

>>700

>23:24
>23:24
>23:24

YOU HAD LESS THAN AN HOUR TO WAIT

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 12:28

>700 Name: : 1993-09-6999 23:24
>This will be the lamest of 700 GETs to ever grace 4-ch.

Damnit guys.

QUICK GET TO THE >>777

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 10:03

>>717
Get out.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 05:07

>>708
this thread can't be ruined because it was never a good one to being with. CHECKMATE.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 04:58

sure is nice to be landlocked

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 04:05

This storm is sure bad. I can't wait until it passes.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 03:52

>>712
Shut up, Tokiko.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 03:44

You don't need surveillance cameras everywhere if you give cameras to the retards

They'll surveil everything that calls their attention, and won't feel surveilled themselves

Brilliant

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 03:12

7000? That's nice. Here's to the next milestone, then.

>>708

It's nice that you like DQN, but I think you're getting a little bent out of shape!

711 Name: sage : 1993-09-7000 02:40

>>705-710

Let's all sit down and have some tea! ( ・ω・) 旦旦(・ω・ )

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 02:08

>>709
What does this even mean? Are you the kind of person who dislikes critics because they don't make movies/films/games themselves?

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 01:41

>>708
Thanks for your comment, I really appreciate you making the situation better.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:58

First that one faggot ruined the questions thread, now some faggot ruins this one, next someone will ruin the 700 thread one.

I just know it's going to be something like, "Ticks is le epic win xD #archduke" or some other dumb 4chan/circlejerk reference I don't understand.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:53

>>706
>>695,696,698 were actually my current thoughts at the time I posted them

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:45

If only you didn't aimlessly flood this thread with >>694-699 which shouldn't even count as somebody's current thought... You made it so tempting for >>700 to poop this whole affair.

Still, we can get the other thread to >>700 in one day.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:39

>>704 no u

704 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6999 23:34

I still love you all no less, disregarding of how "ironically" retarded some of you are!

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:29

( ・-・) 700ge AW FUCKFLAPS

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:28

>>700

>1993-09-6999

There's always one.

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:28

>>700 hairy asscake!

700 Name: : 1993-09-6999 23:24

This will be the lamest of 700 GETs to ever grace 4-ch.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:34

what

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:28

okay everybody shhhh

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:26

-voot-

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:25

>>682 ac;dr

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:22

hey we're about to meet >>700

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:05

The climax is starting...

693 Name: : 1993-09-6999 21:36

We're not going to 700 GET until the 7001st.

692 Name: : 1993-09-6999 21:10

Just under 4 hours and 8 posts now.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 20:05

Reporting 1993-09-7000, Moscow time.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 18:53

>>688 that looks terrible don't do that any more really

689 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6999 17:26

What a marvelous story, mr. >>682-687! I cried my eyes out as the undertone of NEET sacrifice became more apparent!

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:53

( ^Q^) < Just wanted to see if that looked good.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:20

(THE END)

Some notes: I had a dream that a business partner and I bought a building in San Francisco that was formerly a cult compound. The real estate agent explained that the cult members were not allowed to talk to one another. Evidently the cult had such a weak basis that discussing it even once would make the whole thing fall apart... and it did.

I was also going to try to explain that Espeon was jackin' it to Ichigo Mashimaro porn, but it was way too much work and that shit is boring even in summary...

Also, post count +1!

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:11

Once Espeonoshi and he had left their work detail twenty minutes early to get a head start on all the others on the Great Day and managed to get a spot so close to the Holy Pillar that they might actually lay eyes on Him should he appear. They saw Espeon, the Son of God, as he truly must be: clean-shaven, wearing brilliant robes, voice booming over the masses gathered below Him. In acts of ultimate sacrifice, two monks near them slashed their throats the second He appeared before them and lay dying at their feet though the glory before Espeonoshi and he was so distracting they did not notice.
Espeon himself so rarely led the proceedings that they had not seen him since they were children and then only as a very distant speck, smaller than an ant they were so far away. They didn’t know what to expect and couldn’t think above the screaming of the masses. Normally it would be the issuing of extended dour prayers by priests followed by a reading of the annual production report, but this was going to prove much different. Espeon asked all to join along with him in a “song", a word that caused much confusion among the masses and they all looked to one another for an answer.
“Sing with me!" Espeon demanded, and he made a strange noise boom along with his voice.
That wonderful prayer, that wonderful work of art, as beautiful as any marble sculpture of Espeon, the Son of God, was still with him to this day and it warmed him just to think of it. He bit his tongue so as not to accidentally utter a single note of it out loud: “He was a sk8r boi, she said see ya later boi. He wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face but her head was up in space..."

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:10

When he had been taken away, Espeonoshi said he had first found his place in the monastic order in the rather comfortable job of cleaning a palace in the Great City. He spoke of wonders there such as pieces of glass that displayed scenes from around the world, but mostly men running and kicking a ball. He spent his time between the hourly prayers required of the monastic orders scrubbing floors and polishing furniture, never laying eyes on the master of this house until one day, by accident, he opened a door he had been told to never open and there he saw, he claimed anyway, Espeon, the Son of God. He sat before a panel of glass like the others in the house, though this one he made move by his will and a small device attached to it by a wire. According to Espeonoshi, this glass panel had on it the image of a nude goddess from a perfect world where eyes were large, noses and mouths small, and where no one grows old. While it would seem fitting that Espeon, the Son of God, Praise be Unto Him would wish to peer into the world from which he came from time to time, Espeonoshi suggested that the Son of God more than pined for it: he was masturbating to this image of godly perfection.
Espeonito tried very hard not to believe it but Espeonoshi had never lied before. Why wouldn’t Espeon just summon this goddess to him? Or he could have any woman in all the land, for they were his property after all. Then again, no mortal was the equal of a young goddess. Perhaps no goddess was willing to visit such an impure land lacking in faith. Espeonito’s faith was shaken by mere rumor, it seemed. Asking a priest for clarification would only send him to the very same harsh orders where Espeonoshi had eaten nothing but boiled buckwheat for seven months and spent his days cutting firewood in deep snow. Espeonito was left to stew in his thoughts, trying his best to think of better times when his faith had been unshaken...

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:08

Espeonoshi half-whispered and half-shouted: "Espeonito! Come on! Talk to me!"
“Not now!" Espeonito whispered back, and muttered beneath his breath, “Praisebeunhim." He hadn’t slept well after midnight prayers and now saw the wisdom in restricting idle talk to only fifteen minutes following dinner...
The door lock slid open and everyone audibly froze. Coughs were stifled, blankets tightened around necks, and the masturbation stopped, the offender loudly flopping onto his side. Everyone in the bunks surrounding him cringed; it was obvious that he had been caught and it took no time for the priests to find him. He was carried away screaming for reform in the monastery, to the great relief of his neighbors.
Espeonito hoped this reminder would quiet Espeonoshi, but it had no such effect.
“I’m telling you, I saw him up close, Espeonito! I could have reached out and touched him!"
“You’d be struck dead", Espeonito yawned the reminder, and again added “Praisebeuntohim" for good measure. He tried to sleep but it was not easy given all Espeonoshi had said of late even though it was most certainly a lie placed in his mind by the devils that Espeon, the Son of God ate alive...

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:07

At three in the morning, the sirens sounded and the faithful fell from their bunks in the frigid cold for the first of the day’s many prayers. Predictably, the priests walked through two minutes into the proceedings to ferret out anyone lacking sufficient faith. Their attention could be drawn by anyone attempting to hide from the cold, imperfectly mumbling their prayers, or not wailing loud enough when it was time. Any small failing in the all-important act of prayer was sure to bring misfortune when dealing with Espeon, the Son of God, Praise be Unto Him.
Three minutes in and the priests had left satisfied, the door locked behind them, and at five minutes all but the most faithful had climbed back into their beds. The lights were switched off, and praise was replaced by wet coughs, snoring, and annoyingly for Espeonito, the sound of masturbation from the bunk below his and urgings, despite the rules against it, to talk from the bunk above. Espeonoshi was up there, fresh from monastic orders. It had been a kind and merciful attempt to steer him back to perfect faith that cost him five kilograms in body weight to the monk’s diet, a tooth to rot, and two toes to frostbite. Despite all the mercy shown him, he seemed ready to return with this outrageous behavior: talking to the fellow faithful outside the allotted time...

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:06

I was going to edit this so that it was shorter and funnier, but we need posts to get to >>700 for the 7000th and... well, I'm pretty lazy. It has been awhile. Prepare yourselves for

THE ONGOING SAGA OF ESPEON, WORLD ADVENTURER/FIEND

Part Whatever: Post Count +1

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 14:49

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 14:47

ATCHATCH

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 14:40

One day more till 7000.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 13:52

Gotta go to space. Gotta go to space!

Please go to space.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 13:28

Ever since the semester started, I've had practically no life, but it will pay off in the end.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 12:40

I should, fuck, GET OFF THIS COMPUTER!
WHY ARE WE LOOKING FOR REDWOOD?
HE'S A FUCK.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 08:20

hi dqn,

I used to post here a lot a couple years ago but got kind of detached from the internet for a while. seems a lot of things have changed since then. do you still remember me?

posting itt to help the >>700get (っ´ω`)っ

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 07:18

We need to get closer to >>700, but not too close for somebody lame to GET >>700 earlier.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 05:03

I hope this hurricane kills me so I don't have to write that essay.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:09

Well, now that's over, I'm bored.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:27

The obviously-intended-to-be-shocking Enderman death sound wasn't very scary, but that level-up noise made me jump out of my skin.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 07:41

I'm pissed-up on life.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 01:17

ヘyロオkイフォrゴtトスィtchカタカナオッfハハハ

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:31

Who's Andrew?

>>662
Happy birthday and >>666 to you, ( ˃ ヮ˂)!

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:31

We gotta reach it in three days! Wheres my party hat?

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:29

Mee too!

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:27

I'm helping!

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:21

>>662
How old are you Andrew?

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 19:59

>>662
Happy birthday, Andrew!

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 17:42

It is my birthday!

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:44

Reminds me, on Shiichan you can >>1000-1 to read backwards.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:39

>>658
Oh no. When we hit the 1993-09-7000 singularity, will all the boards be gone?

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:32

It's not easy being the internets greatest troll.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:29

>>657
I think it got deleted, probably entropy from the dqn.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 15:42

Wait, what happened to the Sexuality board, exactly?

I liked that board! All the Personal boards amuse me because they get a really steady stream of replies from people who I don't know where they come from. Sometimes I thought it was just one guy with lots of different personalities.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 12:55

Even with the security update, Shiichan is still pretty awful and useless.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 10:24

Goodbye, DQN. I mightn't see you again until the big day itself.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:46

>>650
I'm ashamed and kind of giddy to admit that I've trolled /personal/ and /sexual/ on several occasions. It's difficult not to.

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:10

>>649
I concur. I will never check any other board again.

>>648,650
I love you, Shii!

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:04

bitter

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 06:16

It appears all of the boards are lightly active. The board with the oldest most recent non-saged post is /sports/.

650 Name: Shii!!SKucOrqw : 1993-09-6997 05:30

Woah, that is creepy as hell. I am going to tell Squeeks about it when he wakes up. I don't think either of us have looked at this board in many months. How are the other six of you doing?

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 04:42

I wondered about that once, and made the tactical error of checking out the sexuality board.

Can't recommend it.

648 Name: Shii!!SKucOrqw : 1993-09-6997 04:42

You guys need to post faster if you want to reach >>700 by the 7000th of September 1993.

This is a direct order

--The Management

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 04:21

Does anyone actually use any of the other boards on 4-ch?

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 02:20

Japanese math rock is incredible. Giraffes? Giraffes! eat your hearts out.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 01:29

Jesus Christ... I'm supposed to go to Howloscream with a friend. It started two hours ago, and we still haven't even left. What the fuck? 30 minutes ago said friend said he was gonna take a shower and then pick me up. Longest. Fucking. Shower. Ever...

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:41

>>643
Thanks! I just don't see how those things would fit inside most vagina. I guess now I'll find out.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:38

>>636
I was falling asleep and suddenly this came to my mind: ttp://videos.toypics.net/
It seems to be offline at the moment.

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:30

The bits! The bits!

You don't know what that means. Shut up.

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:28

Fire!

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:27

>>636
They have a special site for that. I don't remember the url but I'm pretty sure it had "toys" in it.

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:26

http://spbtolerance.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vostok-zapad-rus.pdf
So, this is a leaflet for ex-USSR migrant workers. Broom and painting tools are greeted by humans. Nice, isn't it?

There are three chapters (coloured pages): "Entrance to Russia", "Prevention of HIV" and "Hints and Tips". Nice, isn't it?

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:02

I got my girlfriend addicted to minecraft recently. She's not really a gamer so I'm pretty happy.

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:56

>>636
That depends on your definition of dragon dildo.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:37

I wonder if there are videos of women using dragon dildoes?

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:33

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634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:32

FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:30

>>626
And here I am, craving the features you don't like. They're just so useful to me!

HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TO START POSTNG FASTER

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:04

>>629-631
I love you guys.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 22:31

>>630
Why yes, it was in relation to Minecraft. Great dokyuns think alike, as they say.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 22:27

>>629
Are you playing Minecraft too? I had this word-for-word same thought earlier.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:20

Skeletons are a renewable resource.

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 16:32

>>627
I think maybe I'm just a luddite or a little autistic. I only started using tabs over windows about a year ago. Change and inconsistency rub me the wrong way.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 16:25

>>626
Why's that?

It's really handy for when I'm at work and want to read comics/post on forums/whatever, I can switch right away to email and junk

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 16:04

>>625
I hate that feature. Maybe it's because it's too flashy and doesn't fit in with the rest of the GUI. I dislike most of the Web Developer features for the same reason (3D view, design view, etc.). They should be in an extension, not in the default browser. And they should use the system GUI elements, not their own ones just because they can use HTML/CSS. You might as well make the menus and form elements light-blue on dark-grey too.

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 15:45

Firefox Users should be aware of the "Tab Groups" feature if they are not already.

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 13:56

>>620>>621>>622
Thanks, dqns!

I'm pretty sure one of the waitresses saw it. This morning she gave me a look. Oh well, I'm already a natural outcast, so I don't care if people think I'm a pervert. As long as they're not my family or my boss.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 00:36

>>622
Firefox still generates thumbnails. It's dumb because now the FBI know I like loli, which is against federal law.

622 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6996 00:14

>>619
You can not only turn that off like >>620-san said but you can also pin each tile in place with your favorite sites that you choose instead of recent ones or whatever.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 23:49

>>619
Use different browser (Chrome? Opera?) for porn. Don't keep the links on your desktop or quick launch, because somebody might want to launch their favourite browser or simply click on a colourful icon.

>>620
Sometimes you have to rely on web history to get to some neat pages. You wouldn't want to have porn sites on your mind, would you?

The best thing is a personal desktop where you can even set tabs to reopen (I think it's "restore previous session" in FF). The downside is that you might get stuck on the same explicit material and feel like your life stuck in a loop. Mine did.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 23:04

Click the nine-square thing in the upper-right corner to make the new tab page blank. But you should always use private browsing for that kind of thing, you can never be too safe.

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 21:20

I don't like Firefox's new features. I opened a blank tab while sitting with my computer at a cafe before work, and strangers nearly saw the Oreimo hentai I'd been beating off to last night.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 11:56

MurderDeathKill MurderDeathKill

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 11:50

Inbred Death Romance!

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 11:20

>>609
"My God, my God... Yes, yes... You were pleased to say once that there was no philosophy in Russia, but that all people, even the paltriest, talk philosophy. But you know the philosophizing of the paltriest does not harm anyone."

  • Chekhov, Ward Six

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 11:11

There are no rules of the Internet, except for 1-9, 34.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 10:17

I am king of the coping mechanisms.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 06:58

Philosophers are all retarded anyway.

Signed, a real scientist.

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 06:47

I would never stoop so low as to brandish myself a 'philosopher'. What pomp!

611 Name: !JMyMsELF.U : 1993-09-6995 05:32

>>609
I'm an actual post-college philosopher. But, please; still look at me!

610 Name: Loli : 1993-09-6995 01:15

I like the little girl.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 01:06

There are a lot of amateur philosophers on DQN lately.

Or one amateur philosopher going through his pre-college look-at-me phase.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 00:51

Tómas, if you really are here - go suck on marbles.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 00:14

>>606
Mine as well. Would love to be reading, but it's kind of hard to grasp Schopenhauer with a splitting headache.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 23:59

My head hurts so bad.

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 17:49

>>603
Very nice zippers

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 17:41

How do I use three seashells?..

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 17:15

YKK on my panks

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 14:42

professional life ruiner

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 12:53

I wanna put JAVA on it...

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 12:20

>>594
Yup.

Sheeple GET!

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 12:04

I hope I get a reply to the e-mail I sent; I really want the last lot of that bundle!

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 11:53

>>594
This was a little tl;dr, but I recently read an interesting infographic on Reddit called 10 Reasons Why You Read Forums All Day, But Can No Longer Read A Book. It was pretty #epic, I'm glad we live in an era of condensed information rather than #toomanywords and purple prose. Those pre-netizens had way too much time on their hands.

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 09:03

We're currently well ahead of schedule in getting to >>700. At this rate, we might even get there before the 7000th. I propose two possible courses of action:

1) We slacken off the pace, and then have a mad rush of posts on the last day.

2) We keep posting at the current rate and try to get to >>777 instead.

Thoughts?

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 01:22

>>594
Yeah. People these days are impatient and undiscerning. They watch a three minute video filled with poorly research facts, feel like their minds are blown and praise themselves for having such wonderful skills of critical thought after mindlessly agreeing with the subject matter of the media they just consumed. It's not much better than watching the news on TV.

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 00:02

>>594
I do most of my reading with paper/electronic ebooks. The rest consists in here and various articles. Social media is trash.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 23:49

We are living in the age of the overpopulated internet. The information we receive is mostly useless. The brilliance of twitter is that it limits such trash to 140 symbols per "serving". So does tumblr and other popular online services.

However, this also makes users attached to scrolling through the trash generated by many various people because these messages differ from each other in style, in topic, etc.

This in turn makes people less capable of thoughtful reading. They can't keep their attention throughout a long article. They would rather believe a short list of "facts" if it has one or two links to some lengthy paper. Even if original research actually contradict those points, no one is going to check.

593 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6993 23:31

>>591
But trepanation is said to grant psychic powers on itself. I bet with a ruby I will be able to shoot laser beams and literally blow people's minds!

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 21:11

Perfect evening, perfecting night, perfect morning. She tells me she's not perfect - who is? But for a time, and in our childish majesty, the illusion may be kept for quite a while yet.

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 20:35

>>585 I am a member of the Magicube sect. We have blue dots on our foreheads, representing The Divine Flash of Insight.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 17:58

Rosshian
Rosshian ruureto

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 17:35

What a sheep.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 17:34

seven hUndEreD

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 17:02

»»700

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 17:01

One step closer.....

585 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6993 15:33

I have the perfect ruby for my forehead. All I have to do is to perform a self-trepanation.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 13:25

sleepy sleepy sleepy

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 13:02

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 09:51

So tired of this. Wish I had killed myself when I was 17. I'm craving peanut marzipan or halvah or something else crumbly and dry like that.

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 08:08

I wonder if I'll be able to go one day without seeing him at all.

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 07:49

Last year it was other people, this year it's myself.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 05:15

Double post because the first failed and I forgot what I wrote...

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 05:10

>>568
I don't want anything serious though. That said, I'm spending the day with her tomorrow again.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 05:05

>>568
Hanging out with her again tomorrow. I will then.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 03:29

>>568
She said yes! Thank you dokyun.

>>575
I agree.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 01:20

>>574
ISO 8601 is a blessing. I can't believe it was published five years ago and it still isn't universal!

574 Name: : 1993-09-6993 00:55

5000 days ago today would have been the 1993rd of 1993. That must have been confusing.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 00:38

>>566
Did you get extra green onion?

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 00:25

>>571
Did you get it in a syrup or a powder or something? All pills taste disgusting if you open them up. That's part of the reason why they come in pill form.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 00:18

Fluoxetine tastes disgusting.

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 00:17

132 posts in 7 days. Are we bad enough dudes?

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 00:16

>>567
Too late now. Guess you'll have to actually deal with your problems.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 00:07

>>563
Ask her on a date.
>>564
Fingers crossed!
>>567
No.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 23:28

Should've killed myself when I was 24.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 23:20

I just had Yoshinoya

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 23:02

I think I want sex, but I know it would just be uncomfortable for everyone involved.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 23:00

i asked her out to the movies for halloween

say yes say yes say yes say yes say yes say yes

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 21:48

I'm hanging out with a friend watching some anime. The whole day she's been so close to me. I can tell she wants to mess around...I wonder if I should.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 19:53

I wish I were less intelligent to the point where smoking weed would put me at ease instead of making my thoughts race even more and causing me to hate everyone I thought I loved.

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 19:25

The girl cooking my food is cute.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 19:23

Firefox marketplace is awesome.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 18:26

loops are the same...

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 18:24

telish

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 17:05

Poast whoat yoau are thinking.

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 17:04

do your work you spastic cunt

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 17:01

Joooooooooooooooooooohn!

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 15:52

Fuck meth.

553 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6992 15:10

Fuck math.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 15:01

WE NEED TO GO FASTER

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 14:05

I feel apriori incapable of experiencing happiness. I will say, though, that for the moment I am rather exceptionally content.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 12:46

BASEBALL! o)v(o

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 09:27

Well, I'm probably the happiest I've ever been.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 07:58

Not now, Bernard.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 04:58

I hope grey!C.MxxuCiTo posts pretty winter photos on his Tumblr once the season is here.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 04:07

18

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 03:50

Yay, a goat!

544 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6992 00:07

A shooting star!

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 19:22

I never wanted PulseAudio, you dick.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 18:45

Don't fight! Only love!

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 17:20

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 16:02

It's okay, I still love you.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 15:51

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING!

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 14:53

>535

I really care.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 13:48

Oh. Well that's all right then.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 10:34

>>531

>whining on IRC

you are the reason i don't use that.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 09:47

Well, that was terrible.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 06:45

considering vegetarianism. all food makes me feel bad (not for killing animals or any of that crap, but rather because it's too heavy.). i always feel kind of nauseous after eating even when i don't eat much. a vegetarian diet seems lighter, so it would possibly make me feel better. maybe it won't but i want to try it anyway.

>>532
sleep well.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 05:39

>>531
On topic: my bed looks really comfortable right now I think I'll climb in - zzz...

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 05:36

>>529
No it's not baka, I keep my whiny stuff on Tumblr or in niche IRC channels.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 03:21

>>528
I'm not sure if this is unfortunate or not. Anyway, there's a thread on /req/ where you can request to have a post deleted. It's mostly for spam.

529 Name: Archduke!EQmEmVtTi2 : 1993-09-6991 02:30

man that girl was fun to hang out w/

>>525
That is ticks

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 01:23

I just realized you can't delete posts on 4-ch.

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 01:21

I spend my days trying to distract myself from thinking about me, but it's getting hard. Time to get back into anime, I guess.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 00:31

I want attention.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 00:16

>>524
My apologies if it came across that way; I wasn't looking for attention, that was just what I was thinking at the time. What do you mean by "all", anyway? It's just one isolated post.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 22:43

>>523
Is this all one big joke? I used to work with people who self-harmed. I'm also an active contributor on buslist. But the way you people (I'm presuming you're part of the Archduke/ticks/&c. crew) go on about it is pretty darn childish.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 21:20

The walls are closing in and I can't breathe and my head is full of wild images and it's all my fault. At least I managed to hurt myself properly this time.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 21:18

>>521
I'm behind you.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 20:51

He wouldn't come all the way to my house. I'm just being paranoid.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 19:57

http://youtu.be/EMUx01Yl-mE
pretty much all day in my mind.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 19:48

I really like youtube comment sections where there are a bunch of different languages represented. Even though they're all probably pretty dumb it's kinda nice to see the world united in inane appreciation of some music or sports event or whatever.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 19:18

I know you're reading this, Carl.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 19:01

so many mooooore lables

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 18:31

Acid dissociation constants are better than sex.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 17:50

Fat cat, quit being such a fag. Shit, your legs feel like knives on me. Oh good, lay down. You're so warm. Ow don't claw me.Eat a dick, fat cat.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 17:44

Sorry dog, but I don't think you can handle this.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 16:38

Sounds like she is in the care of a mental health professional. Perhaps to cure her anime addition

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 16:08

There's a melatonin party in my brain and YOU'RE invited!

VC: lively

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 15:07

"Lesbians and rainbows" sums it up pretty well.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 14:40

Now the undead are closer.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 13:16

What's the point in continuing? Everyone leaves, they never care and I'm supposed to stay here and live for whom? I've already given up on myself. So all that's left are 2 or 3 people and I hate them. I don't have a life. I don't. I am a ghost. I don't speak, I don't interact, I don't need to do anything. I'm never in control. And even if I was I would break down, it's all the same. It's 9AM and all I can think is that I want to get as drunk as possible. A show must have an audience to please, must it not? Our lives are little shows we put on, and NEVER let the audience see the backstage. That way they'll think you're perfect. That way they'll never try to make their own show. But I did, and all that mess is breaking me apart, in a way I never expected. How can we all live in a world where nothing is really itself? Our whole society is based on the lives of these people who have the most perfect masks, who don't exist beyond that. They never take them off. Maybe they don't exist (organic portals?)? But if they don't I am alone, and very very lost. And I suppose I am anyway... I still don't know why I should live. Death seems more and more attractive.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 10:52

The undead are a long way away yet.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 10:34

I can't remember what foods are rich in tryptophan.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 09:46

We spent 6 hours on a cliff, in the cold, in the same spot, doing nothing but talking, kissing and cuddling.

God, she's perfect.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 02:03

What a strange phone call.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 23:45

Is this music mocking me?

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 22:13

Tonight only, watch in amazement as >>503 transforms into a little girl!

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 22:02

Faster guys! Faster!

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 18:59

Yuuuuuuuuuuuu!

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 18:47

Deconstructing the fourteen words:
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Native Children.
Because the beauty of the Black African women must not perish from the earth.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 18:23

http://youtu.be/C8aG2TTQsAM my head is filled with UNZ

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 18:21

I bet it isn't clean.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 17:25

Well personally, I quite like it.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 16:37

Ah yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice. is. yours.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 15:52

raping mosquito proboscis like stretched legs

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 15:50

THEY MAKE THE RIVER SHINE!

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 15:48

>>491
You and your sister should get the old one

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 15:35

Cake is a poor substitute for apples.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 15:05

House shopping with my girlfriend boring boring boring I want to go home and do nothing. Though at least we narrowed it down...an old beautiful Victorian era house or something a bit more modern...hard to decide. First one looks great but needs work but costs a lot of money...second one is ugly and has a small yard.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 14:59

>>485
One popped out of the vajayjay before the other.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 11:53

y srgcgj,cgADGvhk.as

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 11:52

No sports please.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 11:44

Fffffffuuuuucccccckkkkkkkk

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 11:35

I SEE YOU, ANDREW-KUN.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 10:37

>>476
One is tsundere, the other is yandere. I think you should go for the first one. It's going to be a harder way, but in the end all the trouble is much better than getting brutally murdered.*

But anyway, if they're identical twins then how come one's older?

  • ― source: wikipedia, various anime and manga.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 09:00

I just don't want to chelate today.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 08:45

>>478
I agree with >>479. Just keep in mind that it's college and people sometimes go undergo rapid and unexpected changes. Your relationship might not be what you expect.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 08:39

Unripe bananas aren't very nice.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 08:17

Wasshoi! Wasshoshoi!

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 05:11

Go with someone your own age trust me.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 04:32

>>478
If you can keep up with the smarter one, fucking date her. Less hassle, less boredom, more understanding. A true romance will spring up and you won't feel the need to only fuck her to affirm your relationship.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 03:51

>>477
We're all about the same age (college) and things weren't ever serious in middle school, we'd just talk and hold hands. I like the older one's smarts, but hmm I'm just not sure.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 03:10

>>476
How old are they? How old are you? Which one is more likely to cause drama? Why not go for both? Are you sure you're not just playing a visual novel?

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 01:24

so guys there's two really cute girls who i like. they're identical twins.

should i go for the older, quieter, smarter, more serious one, or the younger, more silly one?

theyre both equal in looks and im pretty sure i cant date both. back in middle school we had a three person relationship but i dont think that could happen again..

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 00:10

Oh gawd, we should temporarily move the captcha thread here!

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 00:01

thems sum funny characters yer typin there...we dont serve their kind around these parts

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 22:52

Aaaaaaaâ

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 22:51

€$£\¢₩§^°©®»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 22:38

>>470
I can only say that I've certainly heard it somewhere before.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 21:45

What song is this that I'm playing on melodica? It's nice and I think a famous classical piece but I don't know the name http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ULd9oNcGv3

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 21:09

Poor little decapitated chocolate penguin.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 20:28

Procaster is a streaming tool for livestream.com. What >>466 is playing? What is his channel?

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 20:15

Why can't I, hold all these limes?

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 20:05

It's in there. I can feel it. Stop procastinating.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 19:58

Why are they even called cupcakes? Were they originally made using cups?

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 18:49

i would do it

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 18:46

ACK

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 18:24

LEGOS

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 18:09

She asked for my email address!

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 17:09

I'm not sure whether I like you or not.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 15:40

>>454
But those are just aerography or vinyl stickers. It's only better than those of Westerners, because their idea of "cool" are some generic flames, skulls, guns or whatever.

However, I wouldn't compare them to the three-PCs-in-one-case-made-of-lego. This thing is exclusive.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 15:35

What do you want to be when you grow up?

A MONSTER!

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 14:54

I haven't had any green tea in far too long.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 14:36

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 14:21

>>453
THAT IS AWESOME
I CAN'T WAIT UNTILL I CAN 3D PRINT LEGOS

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 13:51

This is arguably the best PC chassis around: http://www.totalgeekdom.com/?p=572

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 13:46

>>451
ORIEDA (s?) BRAND CRISPY FRIES ARE REALLY GOOD.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 13:38

Frozen french fries taste worse every year

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 13:34

POST FASTER
THINK FASTER

WAAAAALKIN ON MOOOON LIIIIIIGHT

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 09:40

I don't think we're going to make it to >>700 in twelve days.

448 Name: 442 : 1993-09-6987 20:15

>>446 actually, you know ALL of them. Just capo your guitar at the 5th fret, and pretend the two lowest strings don't exist. Lo and behold, you're playing the uke!

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 12:57

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 12:39

>>442

I play guitar, but I know a couple ukulele chords.

445 Name: Loli : 1993-09-6987 12:22

I want >>444 to kidnap me and teach me calculus.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 10:08

I want to kidnap a little girl and forcibly teach her calculus.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 09:04

More and more, each day.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 21:09

Everyone should play the ukulele. That being said, guitar stands a better chance to get you laid.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 16:01

Dynamic equilibria and Le Chatelier's principle as a model for human relationships.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 13:40

>>439
That's nice.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 09:08

I suppose it was rather cold that night, but I didn't notice with her arms around me and those small, sticky lips against my neck.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 07:49

I am the solute and she is the solvent. We are inseparable but we are not the same - on the contrary, we are almost opposites.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 04:24

I drank tonight. I'll probably drink tomorrow too.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 15:52

I want to drink with >>430 and talk with him about his ex for hours while >>431 watches us.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 12:14

Oh my fucking god why did I ever stop playing Pokemon. That was so much fun.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 11:18

Don't get me started on cooks.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 11:07

Gooks as well

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 08:03

Books are nice.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 03:05

>>429 I don't drink, but I'm totally up for watching you get hammered.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6984 21:32

I want to talk about my ex for hours.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6984 21:27

I want to get drunk with someone.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6984 20:20

No, I don't want to go to your house and get drunk with you. I don't want to just fucking drop everything and listen to you talk about your ex for hours.

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6984 17:09

dude's 28 miles up!

also, my captcha is recede.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6984 16:21

I hope he dies. That will make for better internetainment than if he's successful.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6984 12:34

>>420
injure yourself alldayerrday

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6984 10:06

>>420 injure yourself every day

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6984 06:53

>>420
ai think your post number is hinting at something you should do

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6984 02:53

>>420
I'm not happy that I injured myself earlier today.

421 Name: : 1993-09-6984 01:28

>>420
I'm not happy that you're not injuring yourself right now.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6984 00:52

Am I supposed to be happy that I'm not injuring myself now?

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6983 21:22

オワタ\(^o^)/

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6983 20:20

>>411
My god.
It's glorious.

417 Name: >>400 : 1993-09-6983 17:02

>>407 >>409 the thing is that ruby uses perl's regex syntax and reimplemented all of its string manipulation, so every argument i've ever heard supporting perl supports ruby as well.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6983 16:40

My brain is currently melting and pouring out of my ears.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6983 08:51

>>413
What? Can you repeat that? You're not making any sense.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6983 08:23

Fly me to the moon?

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6983 00:23

I'm too tired and I don't know whether or not I'm making sense any more.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 07:47

"Genki ni natte ne~!"

OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO CUTE I JUST WANT TO HUG YOU AND NEVER LET GO

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 06:13

<Anonymous> you know what would be cool?
<Anonymous> going to papua, renting a helicopter and finding one of those tribes who have never had outside contact
<Anonymous> then blasting some deathmetal or really agressive dubstep or something from massive speakers and pointing spotlights at them
<Anonymous> they would think some god had come to end their world
<Anonymous> and when you leave, they would start imagining and worshipping this god
<Anonymous> until sometime, decades or centuries later when the whole papua is mapped and contact with outside has been made and their tales become known to the public

c/v from irc (with some spell corrections)

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 02:32

There is no online resource for making, installing or otherwise configuring Splashy splash screens for LFS, and furthermore GDM2 does not use Custom.conf or any other configuration file that I can find.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 22:38

>>405
I'll take your suggestion. There's only one way to find out if I enjoy "low-level" programming, I guess. I'll study C and Perl in parallel. Funnily enough, the book I'm reading now makes a lot of references to how something works in C to illustrate the different way it works in Perl. I might just get some idea what they're talking about.
>>406,407
Then Perl might be useful to know if I want to set up my own webserver. That could be fun.

Thank you, >>407-405, for your helpful posts. I have so much to think about and do now.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 22:31

de -x here=dqn sei vr=9

programming is boring

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 22:06

>>406
Perl is neat for what it was intended for--powerful, batch scripting. This includes serving up Web pages, which works great because Perl clearly pays a lot of attention to playing with text (regular expressions, lists, and so on).

It is a little ugly to look at sometimes, but it's a shame how it's dying out as newer, hipper languages crop up.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 21:57

>>403
To get the only thing >>405 didn't cover, Perl's far from useless, a ton of stuff was and still is written in it. But in the past fifteen years or so it's lost a lot of popularity to other languages like PHP, Python, and Ruby. This is partially just a matter of fashion, partially some legitimate grievances with Perl (the big one being that Perl is perceived as extremely syntax heavy--that is, where Perl has a special form/operator to do something, many other languages would have a function in the standard library).
After you've learned one programming languages, others are generally pretty easy. Happy hacking!

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 20:54

>>403
If you can figure out what x = x + 1 might do, then The C Programming Language should be easy enough for you to understand. It's very clearly written and straightforward (there's a reason no other C books have overtaken it), but it isn't particularly fun unless you enjoy relatively ``low-level'' programming.
Frankly, you really don't need a lot of mathematics knowledge to be a programmer. You might have to know certain things for certain tasks (e.g. geometry and vectors for graphics and games programming) but you can safely get away with basic algebra, arithmetic, and an understanding of what particular algorithms do (even if you're cloudy on exactly how they do it).

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 20:47

For you, my love.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 20:26

>>400
On a suggestion from a dinosaur aged post on /code/, actually. I wouldn't say it's been a useless endeavor. I learned a lot about programming, had a blast, and I'm learning new, useful applications for my personal use every day. Even if it's old and I don't use it for any serious projects, I at least get some benefit. And there's always this CPAN that everyone is talking about. By the way, it's the first programming language that I've studied seriously. Is perl useless compared to other languages or something?

Is there anything else you might suggest? I've made a few other ventures into the world of programming. They did not end without some blood. Learn Python the Hard Way was boring and I felt like it didn't give any good explanation of the material. Think Python: How to Think Like a Computer Scientist, another python book, went over my head, mostly because I haven't completed a high school level math course (oh god, the most daunting thing on my to do list). I hear a lot of people suggest C, but I get the feeling I would get bored and give up on that. I'm interested in learning more about programming and hopefully having some fun along the way.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 16:34

>>400
Digital paleontology?

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 15:59

>>399
lewd!

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 14:48

>>396 is there a reason you're learning perl? it's kind of a dinosaur...

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 09:30

There's tentacles everywhere and I left my underwear at home!

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 02:58

>>396
You should e-mail this to the author, they tend to love getting this kind of feedback.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 00:19

There's an ice cream man outside.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 23:55

Learning Perl is a great book and has helped me a lot with learning. One gripe, though, at least for the 6th edition. The chapter that covers filehandles includes no exercises that require the use of filehandles. A few chapters on, the very last in the series of chapters of regex, they expect you to have retained everything from the filehandle chapter.

Oh well, it's my fault for being a dumb ass and not paying attention.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 19:35

no no no no no no no

394 Name: 385 : 1993-09-6980 17:59

>>393 Add your name to the bottom of this thread, and mail something strange and wonderful to >>1, and have a mod delete their post. Soon, you may get 606 packages!

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 16:45

>>385
I want to get random mail from internet people too...

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 12:21

>>391
I am insanely jealous of you right now.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 11:28

My band-mates and I smoked weed with post-rock band Mono. We got high with Mono.

It seems like only a dream some few hours later.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 09:03

Depression is no match for reckless overexposure to moe girls!

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 09:02

COMPUTING FUCK YEAH

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 04:24

>>380
Clean the sand out of your crotch. You'll feel much better.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 04:16

>>383 Yeah, well, y'know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 23:36

>>383
Quick, make a personal wiki and rack in the internet fame (and stalkers).

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 20:16

I mailed a package to squeeks today filled with random toys. I bet he'll get a real kick out of the floppy disk Enterprise. It was by far one of my favorite craft projects.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 18:47

My god, how weak!

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 18:15

>>375
You remind me of Shii. Your use of pompous words and phrases reads like one of his teenage essays (maybe that furry one).

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 15:28

>>369 I googled "ـاـاـاـاـاـا" and found myself here https://twitter dot com/aboganaas not what i was expecting

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 13:05

>>380
creative and marketing departments rarely work hand in hand.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 13:01

>>375
It's a vehicle for getting little girls to get their moms to buy them mechandice.
You're a tool.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 10:23

agyugyu

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 08:09

ドキュン!ドキュン!ドキュン!キターーーーーーーー!!

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 07:58

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Bananaphone!

376 Name: >>375 : 1993-09-6979 04:57

*good for kids' development

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 04:55

>>373
No worries; I was raised with more sense than to talk about it in public.

>>374
I am liking the show as an objectively good show (bearing in mind that it's essentially a cartoon largely aimed at young girls, of course―it is refreshing to see that a show can be described this way that isn't also utterly vapid, and were I raising a daughter I would not be uncomfortable letting her watch this show so far). However, it isn't the life-changing experience that the Internet promised it would be. Subjectively, it doesn't even come close to being my favorite, because there isn't any personal meaning in it for me, and I don't really relate to any one of the characters that much.

As something of an art and media junkie though, yeah, I enjoy it. In my gloooorious, self-vaunted estimation, it isn't part of the sea of shit that Sturgeon denoted. The animation is competent rather than mind-blowing (TV show budget is like that), but it is noticeably strong on the Appeal principle. I didn't notice any flaw in the composition or framing, so while I am not a good judge of that I'd say it was a good job. I think the music could use a little work―but whatever, it's nice that they have songs once in a while (science says music is for kids' development, y'know?).

I don't know that anyone on God's beautiful Earth is rightfully hated for being a fan of something innocuous[1], though I do not deny that a good deal of fans are annoying about it in the same way that some fans can be and have been annoying about anything (considering I used to be an active participant in the Sonic and furry fandoms, I think I would know...). Bad people can be found in any tribe.

I see myself as less "fandom", more "fan", so I don't know whether to consider a brony a fan or a fandom fan for this evaluation; I'd rather sidestep that question and leave my answer thus.

[1] I'm leaving fandoms for patently disgusting things out of this picture, of course. Not really everybody agrees on what patently disgusting things are, is why. But I don't see how anyone in industrialized society besides a true jerk would find this show patently disgusting (I'm completely certain you can find that sort of jerk on Tumblr, though!).

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 00:41

>>370
I think that common folk calls it a plot. The pun being "I watch [FiM] for the plot."

Do you enjoy this show? Do you believe that bronies are rightfully hated?

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 23:04

>>370
i don't think that's something you should be talking about in public.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 22:51

>>370
Finally, a word that rhymes with "purple"!

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 21:05

Fortune Summoners is so delightful. It's just what I needed.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 19:15

I'm working my way through FiM. Today I stopped after (to put it succinctly) watching an episode about magical brands that appear on curples.

Curple meaning a horse's ass.

This will surely arise in your next freestylin'.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 15:11

>>365
aaaaaaAAAAAAああああああアアアアアア아아아아아아ـاـاـاـاـاـا

>>368
ドキュン!ドキュン!ドキュン!キターーーーーーーー!!

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 13:58

I'd happily pay to be pounded by a little girl.

What sound does a DQN make?

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 13:30

I'd happily pay to pound a little girl.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 10:17

I'd happily pay &pound;13 in order to be a little girl.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 00:16

wonder how many scripts you could go through with that 'aaaaaAAAAAAAAあああああああああ' thing.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 22:57

You can't say "mittens" without saying "Mitt".

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 13:58

どう終わりますか?
全然知らない。

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 11:12

I am pretty god damn awesome, now that I think about it.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 09:38

I remember taking that, but I don't really remember how I became to do that with him. Him? HIM!

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 03:53

>>358
I didn't think it was particularly funny.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 02:46

>>354
Half-assed attempt. Soon enough you'll reconstruct your standards in such a way that you'll make a half-assed attempt at making yourself even better, which for all intents and purposes will have been a full-assed attempt from your initial state. It only gets brighter from there.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 01:09

>>354
Half assed attempt. Something is always better nothing.
>>346

>Plus I'd prefer to have the book in dead tree format.

HOLY FUCK I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 00:44

>>354
Go with the half-assed attempt, fail, and then throw your hands up and say "Well, I tried!" and then grab a big bag of Cheetos and drown your sorrows in orange cheesy dusty goodness.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 00:40

>>354
My vote goes for admitting you won't do yourself any good. That way you can justify it to yourself, rather than having made some sort of attempt and feeling bad about it. Like when someone asks you to do an accent you can't do: it's better to say, "Sorry, I can't do it," than do it poorly (perhaps on purpose) and feel sad that you'll never be able to accurately imitate that accent.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 00:21

>>354
My vote goes to the half-assed attempt.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 00:18

Is it better to make a half-assed attempt at bettering yourself, or just admitting you won't do yourself any good.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 23:34

Today I watched Dredd 3D. I dubbed cadet Anderson "espeon" for her cuteness and psychic powers. Needless to say, I was quite happy that she survived relatively unharmed!

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 23:24

>>351
Ignore that brute. I welcome every bit of learning.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 23:18

>>350
Sorry.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 23:09

Shut the fuck up, nerd.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 21:09

Peppermint tea is so good. Though technically speaking, any "tea" not from the camellia sinensis is not tea. Rather, they're tisanes.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 20:39

>>346
http://www.khanacademy.org/
Don't worry, the non-porn side of the internet is always here for you.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 20:28

I cannot follow that child, ribbit. Choose it from rebridged; play it.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 19:30

I would work through this mathematics textbook, but I feel uncomfortable writing in this notepad. Plus I'd prefer to have the book in dead tree format. If I read it on the computer, I will just get distracted. Not to mention it isn't the latest edition of this particular textbook, but I have to use this one because it's what my brain decided.

My plan to relearn mathematics isn't working out at all.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 18:18

pm sent

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 15:39

There, you feel that pulse? That's the problem.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 09:32

I'M GONNA NUKE YOU ALL MUHAHAHAHAHA

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 06:48

>>339
I had band practice. Then I read some of Hilbert's Geometry And The Imagination over cigarettes and coffee. Now I will sleep. Good night, DQN.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 02:54

>>336
I was not bullying you. What you typed was just funny. Cheer up.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 02:47

>>339
I'm spending it with a ham+mayo bagel and buying scooter parts!

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 02:27

Good evening, DQN. I'm spending my friday night with cup noodles and Hunter x Hunter

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 01:14

KNIFE DANCING

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 01:06

>>330
Horns and jangly bits sounds like Suika Ibuki.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 00:41

>>335
Please don't bully me. It's genetics' fault.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 23:46

>>334 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 23:23

>>332
At least then I've have more to cover.

I certainly don't want anyone to see my flaccid penis. How embarrassing that would be.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 21:31

Rhythmic wailing!

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 18:27

>>331
"Don't open the door, I don't want to hide my erect penis in embarrassment."

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 16:22

Hurry up and leave so I can masturbate.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 12:26

That nice one with the hunting horns and the jangly bits.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 11:59

*ting*

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 08:06

I suspect that this isn't going to end well.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 06:31

I want a teapot.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 05:39

GYYPPPSYY WOMMMAAAN

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 05:33

Cool! Found a Casio VL-1 in the shed today. The record function acts weird and makes a loud beep followed by the actual tone, but I can't complain.

Doubles as a keyboard and cal-cool-later.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 23:49

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DON'T WANNA
YES I DO
OKAAAY
WELPGIMMIEE

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 21:40

>>321
You visited 4chan in 2008? GTFO my 4-ch. Not even joking. You don't belong here.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 21:31

All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your love's affecting our reality

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 21:29

What's this fuss about /r9k/? I thought it was a board a few years ago which disallowed duplicate posts. I heard it was closed and then... reopened? Is its idea the same? Because I remember its first days, it was rather fun.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 21:21

>>312
Doesn't -> mean imply?

I'm not doing a thing, I really don't know.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 20:34

I wonder what happened to that guy who said "penis cocking" a lot a long while ago. I hope that he's living a good life.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 19:17

I had another dream where I was watching Everybody Loves Clonepa on Cartoon Network. It had a Robot Chicken level of pacing going on, and did that repeating TV viewers bit from the threads.

If that was a real show, I'd get cable just to watch it.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 19:16

>>316
Me too. I don't really know what about it makes people like it. I pretty much just drink water, tea, and juice.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 19:07

I hate soda.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 18:39

Coiling and clotting. My poor lungs.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 17:46

my neck

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 17:39

>>306
I know right? They really are fascinating if you think about it.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 17:03

>>305
/r9k/ -> /pol/, /sci/ -> feels
DQN -> feels

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 16:49

>>310
That would be prefect. I know what you mean.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 16:40

I hate notepads with thin paper. I would much rather have half as many pages, but twice as thick paper.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 14:12

atch atch atch

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 12:10

>>306
Second

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 09:31

>>305
take it easy

>>286
the brainwashing is causing you cognitive dissonance, huh

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 09:21

Trees are god damn amazing.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 08:35

>>291 You're a chump for knowing enough about /r9k/ to make the comparison. Also, "faggots"? Seriously?

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 05:26

Kike wops!

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 04:14

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 02:45

Whenever I see the word "walk" in print, I mentally read it to rhyme with "talc".

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 01:50

( ゚ ヮ゚) MITT GA SUKI!!!

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 00:55

ATCH ATCH ATCH ATCH EMAIL ME BACK

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 00:18

>>298
Surround em-dashes with spaces ― and voila ― this article is magically much more readable.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 23:23

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 22:40

Totenae meteo.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 21:09

DQN is so /jp/! WHEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 20:28

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 20:19

It's okay, I'll assault Augustgrad tomorrow.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 20:11

I like older cell phones.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 19:59

I
like
big
BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE!

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 18:01

DQN is now /r9k/. Faggots.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 17:27

I wonder what maids taste like.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 12:45

What's better for video chatting, SIP or XMPP?

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 10:00

( ˃ ヮ˂) I LIKE THE SOUND OF THE BROKEN PIECES!

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 09:58

I can try to extra stage!

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 05:52

The future is frightening. You would think that having a promising future with so many exciting possibilities would be inspiring, but I find it suffocating.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 04:17

i'm mildly happy at night, knowing i'm about to spend the next few hours unconscious. too bad i'll have to wake up...

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 03:24

>>281
Liiiiived byyy the seaaaaa

Dammit!

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 01:52

I just thought "Would I rather be here, surrounded by children like sardines listening to the Black Eyed Peas, or at home planting my seed in a horny schoolgirl? I chose the latter.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 01:32

oh, FUCK YOU >>281

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 19:41

>>278
Puff, the magic draaaaaagonnnnnn

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 19:34

Head just split in half, straight down the middle. There we go.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 18:28

Hahaha, that's going to scar.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 12:17

>>271
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this song is in my head now!!!

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 08:13

Foolish me, thinking I could possibly actually get any work done today.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 04:09

I'm overwhelmed by my own inadequacy

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 12:17

Teenage girls with ESP.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 08:49

But incredibly more lost in the details of waking.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 03:25

Kinda weird to think that I was a shota at one point in my life. I wonder if I was shota-moe.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 02:51

I want a shota.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 01:23

'Round, 'round, 'round, 'round, I get around.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 20:29

To be honest, I'm simply not one for the red leaves. It's not that they aren't beautiful, it's that they represent, or at least seem to represent, the very antithesis of what it is I fell in love with. The image they conjure is less that of silent devotion and more that of a toothless grin and a tear rolling down one cheek. It's like that moment of weightlessness when the lift cable snaps.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 14:07

>>264
I think the Compose key should become a standard. As far as I'm aware, Windows doesn't even support it.

I'm fine with the double hyphen approximation in the same way I'm fine with "this", 'this', `this' or ``this''. People also use symbols where they make no semantic sense: > for quotes, * for bullet points, and so on. The fact that ASCII is largely obsolete hasn't made people any less lazy.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 11:52

Jesus Christ, it smells like something died in there.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 07:34

Option-hyphen: –
Option-shift-hyphen: ―
Option-[: “
Option-shift-[: ”
Option-]: ‘
Option-shift-]: ’

Yeah, I have had Internet morons wonder why I’m spending so much time on these alt-codes.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 07:00

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 06:58

Correction: Mr. >>640 of another thread.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 06:55

This thought is dedicated to you, <a href="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1331675820/640">Mr. >>640 of another thread</a>.

Let the double hyphen approximation die. It's ugly, unless automatically replaced (e.g. in MS Word).

People have to be taught about the importance of Alt+0151 and Alt+0150 (the em dash and the en dash). IMHO, the en dash should be used for transition to the em dash, because it's both just a bit longer than the hyphen, and round numbers are easier to remember for most people.

What the world actually needs is a typographic layout with all less commonly used symbols accessible via AltGr+ combinations (with labels printed on the keyboard).

I call for a special aa/dqn layout with SJIS symbols placed in a comfortable Dvorak-like style.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 03:23

but we do have schizophrenia >>260 remember

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 01:28

I love you and I'm not writing love songs about you. MOST AWKWARD LIE EVER

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 22:25

Perhaps if I had schizophrenia.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 21:04

>>257
Friends right?

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 20:15

I really like power line tree-valleys.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 19:49

Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 19:45

Real ale tastes better at the pub than out of bottles. I wonder if there's some secondary fermentation trickery going on, or if it's just a placebo effect because I like pubs.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 19:17

Yeast tastes delicious and it gives me fizzy burps

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 17:46

My dog's bar mitzvah! Oy vey! Oy vey!

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 17:34

I wanna smash your skull in with a hammer

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 15:37

>>251
I have said this very often in my mind.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 15:21

I want to lick your armpits.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 04:20

My dog's birthday party! Ya yoy! Ya yoy!

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 23:57

>>246
Better yet: a sequel to The Truman Show where it's you watching The Truman Show, then you get all freaked out and they film you leaving the cinema live.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 22:09

Why do you even bother? Why do I?

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 21:02

>>246
I'd watch that.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 19:28

A sequel to The Truman Show in which he discovers he has only moved onto a larger stage.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 18:07

>>242
Thank you ticks for not hosting the more clustered images that guy made. He seriously ruined the charm when it ended up thousands of pixels tall and wide.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 16:53

Characterised by, a false dichotomy.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 16:19

( ˃ Д˂) i want to go to cereal experiments but its down!

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 14:14

wOw iT'S http://cerealexperiments.com/fridey.jpg ALReADY where did the week GO ( ゚ ヮ゚)

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 11:08

>>233
They could have forgotten to make them.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 07:49

>>234
My Japanese teacher once told me an anecdote about a woman who had spent her life living in a secluded mountain town and had never seen the sea. They took her to see it, and, the moment she caught sight of it, she fainted.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 04:39

>>238
"Yeah, and would you believe if I said slimy, silver creatures with scales live in it? And huge things that look like slippers that are bigger than a bus? What about tube socks of varying sizes with long tentacles and a circle of teeth?"

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 03:36

>>234
"Wow, that's a lotta fuckin' water."

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 23:43

>>234
Get a Gensokyo pen pal.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 23:05

>>234
That's a nice thing to wonder. I want to be friends with you.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 18:38

I really should be studying.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 18:25

I wonder what someone who has never heard of the ocean would think upon seeing it.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 17:02

Did they seriously send in a carrier with 0 interceptors? I'm confused.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 16:40

Today is one of those days when I am met with the sudden realization of how miserable my life is... woke up, checked the usual websites, ate, jerked off, took a shower, did the laundry... and now for the following 12 hours I'm gonna sit here tapping F5 on the same websites waiting for messages that bring me joy for 5 seconds each, because I have no inspiration to do anything else, even simple stuff like watching anime or movies.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 15:38

No.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 12:18

Stop that.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 12:13

It's sad to see deluded people. I don't want to ruin their happiness, so I never do anything about it. Maybe I'm the one that is deluded, who knows? Nothing tells me for sure I'm right except my own perspective on things. And people are hard to understand.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 10:42

My girlfriend's awfully confusing! A mutual friend of ours talked with me for an hour or so last night just about her (must sound kind of creepy, out of context, but she's been pretty strange lately and he's concerned about her... hasn't been taking her medications) and now I'm depressed because I'm reminded about how awful my relationship is with her. It's somewhat comforting to know that she does some of the same avoiding and lying crap with him too though. I wonder how much of her bad social skills come from her mental illness and how much of it she can help.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 07:47

I am Reimu, devourer of dreams.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 05:47

hoo hoo

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 22:39

People are poison.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 22:14

>>221

> What retard decided the PS3 media player shouldn't support mkv?

Ugh, still? This bugged me a few years back. It's an open format with open source implementations that already exist. It would be trivial to implement, and useful to so many people.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 22:01

Every time I hit Random on aachan, I get a tanasinn AA. I don't even like the tanasinn meme.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 21:28

>>219, tell me about it. What retard decided the PS3 media player shouldn't support mkv? And my friend doesn't like watching anime at the computer either. What a fag.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 20:57

And now, you see, it begins to take over my life.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 18:35

Watching anime is too much effort.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 18:13

>>214
That would be awful.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 18:11

>>209
Don't let that happen!

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 17:29

>>209
Find another. There's ones that don't have their lives run by their, uh, friends.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 15:21

>>209
This happened to me. Don't let it happen or you will feel terrible and possibly become a hikikomori.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 13:56

I'm convinced the mail man stole the books I was waiting on.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 09:35

>>208
The thought process leading to me naming it "Emergency code violet" went roughly as follows:

I'm tired and miserable and very wet and I need cake.
I should post about this on DQN, perhaps somehow involving an emergency code.
But what sort of code?
Ones based on colour are a bit over done (red alert, etc.)
If I were being cryptic, what would I name them after?
I know, the English translations of the first characters of the names of the bosses in Perfect Cherry Blossom, in order of appearance.
And the final boss of the final final stage is Yukari, which, of course, means violet.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 05:24

I want to be left alone.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 04:44

>>209-san, who's doing it? The mafia? If it's other girls, you should do something to really sweep her off her feet. Write her a song; ukulele doesn't take long to learn. If it's someone who presents a physical threat, make a serious consideration over whether you're willing to risk your health for her. If it's the yakuza, she's not worth it. If she's 2D, contact the author.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 04:24

>>209
Well then do something about it.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 04:05

My girlfriend might get bullied into breaking up with me...

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 02:54

>>204
But violet (assuming #8F00FF) is a nice colour. >>202's situation sounds more like eggplant (#614051).

>>177
Never!

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 21:18

>>206 On the other hand, if your life was an anime, you'd only exist in 11-minute chunks.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 20:08

>>205
It wouldn't be horrible if your life was an anime. I want to go walk in the rain, but my mom won't let me.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 19:59

I just took my dog for a walk in the rain and it was horrible.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 18:27

>>202
I read this and started thinking up various emergency color codes that would be attributed to bad situations.
I think I'll keep violet the same as yours though. Not that I would ever dislike a long walk in the rain. I like the rain.

203 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6965 17:08

>>201
It was on a friends computer. I use Linux.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 14:46

EMERGENCY CODE VIOLET:
I'M TIRED AND MISERABLE AND VERY WET.
DEPLOY THE TUESDAY CAKES!

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 13:45

>>197
You use DuckDuckGo, yet you also use Windows?

That's like wearing a condom made of toilet paper.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 13:42

>>195
I like it.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 12:52

no not here. not here. lateeeerrrrr

198 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6965 12:31

>>197
oops

197 Name: grey!vW3JUQkNSA : 1993-09-6965 12:22

It feels really fucking weird to type todays captcha. http://i.imgur.com/1lG4h.png

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 12:16

My captcha is vute and that sounds like vote.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 11:54

I swear the guy behind me just said "nuclear menopause".

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 07:48

I need a teru teru bōzu, stat!

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 04:47

lala lalala lala la
la lalala lala
doot doot doodoodoot doot
bumshika bumshika bumshika

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 01:35

>>188
Read the title of this thread. It isn't a general chitchat thread, I was posting my thoughts.

But yes, it's about moot. I don't even visit 4chan. I just think it's hypocritical and perhaps a little suspicious. There are plenty of anonymous donation systems if he's worried people will expect something.
I don't get why trying to illegally auction comics at Otakon is fine, but then a few years later swallowing your pride and letting people help you isn't.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 00:36

Maybe it doesn't matter if god is real or not.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 00:12

Girls are so moe when they have sore throats and colds.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 22:07

>>188

Pussy-ass bitches are going to be pussy-ass bitches even if they are on an anonymous BBS inhabited by ~20 posters.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 21:21

God, you guys like >>187 are so fucking passive-aggressive! Be more goddamn specific! If you wanna say, "JESUS! Moot pisses me off because yadda yadda yadda," just up and say it! Don't hint at it!

Don't just say a snippet of your thought or I'll just get mad because I want to know more!!!!!! Come on people, you're not being charged a dollar per keystroke. Go in-depth!

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 20:40

You won't let people donate because you're "stubborn" and hate websites that do that, but you're fine with charging people for a premium service to make the website how it used to be anyway?

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 19:59

Aaaaaaaaaah'm crying on the inside.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 19:55

This bunker's coming along nicely.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 19:02

French Cinema, and then picking up my computer. They better have installed drivers by then.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 19:00

>>182
They're phonetically similar? They both have a pla-*-a-* sound.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 15:44

This morning, on the side of a street, I saw a small wrinkly black thing. My first thought was "It's probably a plastic bag". My second thought was "Maybe it's a placenta". I spent the rest of the morning trying to work out where that thought came from.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 13:56

Ahhhhhhh bagels from girls.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 13:06

*eats chicken*

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 13:04

>>178
;_____________;

This made me quite *emo*tional!

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 07:59

>>177
((/ デ.ㄟ)
I had an icecream
it was the icecream of my dreams
It has fallen down
landed on the ground
and on my shoes
They were new
woo......

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 07:43

stop posting your emo bullshit. no one cares. really, no one fucking cares.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 05:24

>>175
Thank God! I'm tired of all your shitty posts.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 05:18

It's okay, I'll be dead soon.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 01:54

You're like a diamond mine.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 01:01

>>172
I know how you feel, except I am one of those crazy people.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6963 23:08

It's like I attract crazy people or something. Why can other people disappear from my life but I can't from everyone else's?

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6963 15:59

bluh bluh dumf dumf dooo dooo dwoodly dwooo

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6963 05:45

I should sleep but I don't wanna, even though I feel like it.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6963 01:24

How can I pretend to be anything other than a corpse trapped in the skin of a living being?

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6962 20:54

The fucking creeepers!!!!!

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6962 14:45

If you aren't terrified of her then you don't know her.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6962 14:43

Sometimes I want to consume people. Just eat them. It would make me feel very satisfied. But alas, the law is stupid and will not let me. I must go get bus tickets today. My cat is sleeping on my chest, being all cute though, so I can't get up. Cats really own their owners.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6962 12:45

It's just so easy.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6962 10:55

>>155 here on /dqn/ specifically, or the world in general?

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6962 04:58

im all shaky and sweaty and wantin to die

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 20:25

>>155
There's at least me and the other guy.

>>161
I know how you feel.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 19:09

I can't stand it when people are saying things separately and I can't tell if they're connected or what they're referring to.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 18:07

SHIT SHE KNOWS ABORT ABORT OH GOD HOW COULD I LET THIS HAPPEN

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 17:10

I hate it when people don't clue in.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 16:24

I love it when people try to reply to your question sarcastically but say something that makes perfect sense...

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 10:12

SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 07:58

Two hours; seven hours; a thousand years!

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 05:57

Are there several people making vague posts about unrequited love or is it just the one?

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 05:39

I hate giving up, but I can't see how holding on could result in anything but tears, barring a miracle.
Ahoy, loveless life! (I really do hope that he'll be okay.)

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 23:57

This new Pet Shop Boys album is fairly disappointing.

Maybe it will grow on me.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 20:28

There we have it, folks: indisputable proof that my toenail can travel through time.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 20:10

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGERY

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 09:13

Surrogate! Surrogate! The sky is falling!

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 08:03

D

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 05:12

>>147
Maybe it's because you're so annoying.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 03:48

argh im so frustrated! why are you ignoring me!!!!

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6959 22:41

>>144
I liked his Let's Plays back when he was a goon.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6959 12:59

>>142
What does? The "I guess" gave me the impression that you do have someone you're waiting to see again, but I'd associate emotional pain with loneliness... Or is it someone you like who doesn't like you back?

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6959 10:21

Yahtzee. The person, not the game.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6959 08:46

"My Beloved Lotus Eater" - Narcissism Remix

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6959 06:05

I guess I still prefer having someone and waiting to see them again rather than having no one and being an emotionless monster. But oh, it hurts. God, does it hurt.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 23:40

I've got two jobs to complete and I've done no work at all today.

FUCK WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF AND MY CLIENTS FUCK

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 20:03

...blossomed into a clandestine ho--

NO.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 16:06

There be a storm a-brewin'!

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 10:37

>>136
But it's so quirky and funny⸮

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 07:57

What shall I name my quarries?

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 06:36

>>134
same. it's pretty much the most reviled forced meme among punctuation enthusiasts.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 06:34

I find it strange that there is hardly any AA in the C/V threads

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 06:25

I'm really disliking this interrobang usage on DQN.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 06:14

I'm glad I'm white.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 23:52

>>131
I wish I weren't Filipino so other Asians would have some respect for me. This is actually a problem.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 22:28

I wish I was a minority so I could discriminate against myself.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 20:38

Blah blah blah crusades.

I don't want to eat dirt!

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 13:51

STOP BEING LOUD!

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 13:14

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 12:42

co

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 10:15

Please don't be too upset! I only said what was on my mind ;_;

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 08:25

I had fire and brimstone coming out of my mouth. I'm Exuma , I'm the obeah man!

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 07:53

And what shall we do tonight? Attack some other heartless monster, I suppose?

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 00:28

Fucking shit-dripping cunt with a dick.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 00:18

Argh, I'm getting pwned in the losing team in that new BF3 DLC. I'm so fucking upset that I'm going to punch myself.

Fucking frustration fest.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 20:25

I love you for thinking that, >>120. I'll love you more for actually going for it, no matter the outcome. Godspeed.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 17:42

I think it's worth trying again, even if I mess up.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 14:58

Break the cycle. Kill them all!

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 11:05

>>116
I just woke up from a dream about a soft cat. What a coincidence!

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 10:45

I hope you die!

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 04:50

My cat is sooooooooooooooo soft!

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 01:22

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I shook hands with Al Cisneros oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 21:04

>>112
Nope. Science says otherwise.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 20:00

Call me a sapling!

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 17:50

Food is not good. Ever. I shouldn't eat food unless I'm about to die.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 15:02

Today, I shall actually earn my time.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 12:25

That sounds serious, >>108. Do you want to talk about it?

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 11:20

So I'm still not over actually getting dumped. Holy fuck.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 11:06

It's my fault he's dead now.

I should have told someone sooner.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 07:01

The cool thing about instant coffee is that you can add triple the normal dosage (or even more!) to the same amount of water, and balance it out with some milk so it doesn't taste any different.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 04:19

Damn, everything is really sad and I've just been sad all the time.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 00:10

How could I?

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 23:19

>>102
Yoo doo, yoo doo right

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 21:28

>>102
Judging by these Last.fm tags...

00s acoustic alternative alternative pop alternative rock amazing american beautiful catchy chill chillout cute cutesy dream pop easy listening english favorites favourite female female artists female singer female singer-songwriter female vocal female vocalist female vocalists female vocals folk fun grey's anatomy greys anatomy guitar happy hotel cafe indie indie folk indie pop indie rock ingrid ingrid michaelson jazz love melancholic melancholy mellow michaelson new york piano pop pop rock relaxing rock romantic singer-songwriter singer-songwriters soft rock soul soundtrack usa vocal woman

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 21:10

I want to know if this kind of music is part of its own genre.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vedIWzszUw4

I hate this kind of music, but I can't tell exactly what it is about it that gets my blood up. I was forced to listen to it at a public place and I had to stick in some Can and turn it up to 200%.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 20:58

>>100
I use Yousable Script to hide them entirely. It has other useful features too, like always automatically loading the highest video quality. The difference is like vanilla 4chan vs. 4chan with extensions.

/viral advertising

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 18:38

I always think people are just being hyperbolic when they complain about YouTube comments, then I actually read them. Poor, poor humanity.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 15:31

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98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 14:32

I want to go to a masked ball.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 13:02

I had a dream about an "anonymous" bar last night, where everyone was wearing a mask and a gown.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 08:01

YATTA!

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 07:43

>>92
It's okay. I acted rashly when I said that due to misunderstanding your views on sex. You're right about it bringing people very close together. It's an immaterial, unspoken connection which acts as a metaphysical and evolutionary human bond.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 00:57

>>93
Kids Next Door?

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 00:08

I have decided to be Numbuh 3 for Halloween

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 23:34

>>90
And also, please don't dislike me :(

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 23:10

>>90

> something that bestows instant pleasure

I see sex more as a way of connecting with someone on a rather deep level. And I never said that sex improves one's quality of life, but that being disgusted by human bodies (while owning one) might stop people from enjoying life fully, as would, say, an eating disorder, or an inferiority complex, or any persistent "negative" thoughts and feelings.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 22:28

>>87

>enjoying life fully

That's subjective and I rather dislike you for thinking something that bestows instant pleasure must necessarily improve one's quality of life.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 19:34

I'm not meeting my daily quota of moé these days.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 19:08

I wonder if I should drink again.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 18:21

>>83
Because it stops them from enjoying life fully, in a way. It's a bit like thinking that sex is dirty and shameful: you get people who deny themselves something perfectly natural and become rather unsatisfied as a result, or give in to their urges only to become guilt-ridden over something that's pretty awesome and amazing if done right. Or people who embrace the dirtiness and become self-destructively promiscuous.

Though a lot of the sadness is probably because I'm worried that I'll eventually get a significant other who thinks that human bodies are disgusting, and I won't be able to convince them otherwise because it's not exactly something you can discuss. I imagine such a relationship would feel somewhat like having a closeted boyfriend who doesn't entirely accept himself and thinks that his sexuality is unimportant.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 18:16

Protect your vitamins

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 15:08

>>79
“The human body is a beautiful thing. Most of the time. Ugh.”―Guybrush Threepwood

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 09:44

Whoosh! Whizz! Bang!

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 09:03

>>79
Why do you feel that way?

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 07:51

>>78
Very well then, I shall explain what >>76 was about.

Somebody linked me to a website selling dakimakura, and on the frame to the left, there was one of my waifu - but with her name spelled wrong. I've long considered getting a dakimakura of her, but most of them either have crappy artwork or are too lewd, or, as in this case, both.

The train dream is one from years ago; a dream I had, of which all I can remember is a very vivid image of a steam train going through a narrow valley, with trees on one side and a steep patch of dirt on the other. Occasionally that image just comes to me for no obvious reason.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 07:13

we are all so over the moon.

>>78
Occasionally fucking around sounds fine, but it's not for me.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 02:58

>>78
But isn't that what this thread is for, really?

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 02:56

>>74
I find it really sad when people think that human bodies are disgusting.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 02:20

It pisses me off when people like >>76 or >>73 make such vague statements out of context!

>>75
I would too, but it'd be nice if we could fuck around a bit from time to time, you know?

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 22:04

nice fap
nice glute bridges

nice everything

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 20:23

That really did catch me off guard; just seeing her on the side like that. I'm surprised that it's the name that really bothers me rather than the posture. Also, why am I thinking about that train dream again?

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 19:13

>>74
I would like to find a beautiful girl who finds sex as repulsive as I do. We would play music and write novels together instead.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 18:45

I think that he loves me!! He's 30, though...

You know, I say that there's no such thing as "making love" and especially not "making pure sweet love." Human bodies are disgusting and sex is just about the most disgusting thing they can do.

>>71
Install Linux problem solved

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 18:05

It climbs.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 16:37

lolis~
toned butts~
flat chests~
dog ears~
cuddling~
patting~
making sweet pure love while kissing~

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 16:33

You know when you leave something to download while you sleep, and Windows decides it's time to install some updates and reboots itself in the middle of the night, then when you wake up all excited about the thing that is surely finished downloading now and your hopes are crushed when you are greeted with a desktop with no open applications and you already know what has happened and just hope the download got pretty far before the reboot, and when you check it hasn't gotten past 10%?

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 12:24

This seems like it will not end well.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 09:03

"Bizarre" is a pretty weird word. It's almost an autonym.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 08:52

>>60
No, I'll give it a try. Thanks for the suggestion.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 06:49

Have a good time with my friends. Come home instantly depressed and wishing they were all dead.

These mood swings are becoming dangerous.

66 Name: someone else : 1993-09-6952 05:54

my girlfriend is awful at dota 2 but it's so adorable that she's trying (´・ω・`)

>>60
I liked that one a lot more

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 03:20

Oh, fuck both of you!

Hmm... need to brush my teeth...

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 01:56

I am now also very aware of my tongue, and I apologise in advance to the readers who are now also aware of their tongue, but wouldn't have been if they had only read >>63 and not this.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 00:36

I'm suddenly far too aware of my tongue.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 20:05

Black Black Mesa Black Mesa Mesa Black

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 16:29

The problem is that whenever I see the thread I'm already thinking about the thread.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 14:35

>>59
have you seen nichibros?

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 10:59

I finished watching Nichijou and I need more...

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 08:02

I hate it for taking her away from me, even just for a few hours.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 06:47

>>56
I think drinking cough syrup is a pretty preferable alternative to abusing most over-the-counter medications.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 04:59

Cool life tips -- if you're going to eat Benadryls to get high,

  1. don't consume any caffeine the day or two before;
  2. have a sitter, I'm not joking around here;
  3. take the full fucking 700mg;
  4. Actually, just drink cough syrup instead.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 02:36

I felt a greater obligation to post in this thread having heard about >>1's calculations.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 00:00

Wheels throwing water all over my axe, and Mr. Jones won't lend me a hand?

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 22:36

>>50
It's not even your birthday!

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 19:56

Pokemon Stadium cheats.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 17:29

I could cry.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 13:54

Cake cake cake cake ca-- oh god what have I BECOME

49 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6950 12:11

Here is a free advice for you: close one eye a few minutes before entering a dark place. This way you will be able to see as soon as you enter.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 10:13

It's so cold out here. Someone unlock a door!!

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 08:09

The absence of profundity.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 21:40

I can type perfectly while drunk. I am drunk right now, for instance. Muscle memory is great.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 21:16

Shit, even dead /lounge/ is better than this shit hole.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 21:05

>>43
no stop

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 20:54

>>35
beacause onyul atentoin sekiign teanageers wryet liek htis wenh dronk

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 18:24

Fucking papers. How dare you just vanish like that?

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 11:54

Well, this is nice.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 10:11

Where should I go. What should I do. These nights are the worst. Comparing oneself to another leads only to endless misery!

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 09:59

Forgive me, hyacinth

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 06:25

>>37
Er, because it will melt away. Also, I realize now that I should attach it to a riding mower or something because the thing will be pretty heavy and adding in a motor would yield greater control...

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 06:20

OK. I'm going to get a soft-serve ice cream machine and find someplace really cold. I'm going to put it on wheels just slightly off the ground. I'm going to load up the hopper with ice cream mix and a ton of food coloring. What I'll do with this is use it as an ice cream pen and draw things in parking lots... It will be kind of like those tibetan sand paintings, but in ice cream.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 05:37

>>35
I am good at keeping shit together on any kind of stuff. On the other hand I have no idea why I'm still here seeing how I just noticed I posted that four hours ago. Have I actually been browsing DQN for more than four hours straight?

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 05:26

>>34
How can you even type right now.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 01:19

Browsing The Elitist Superstructure of DQN feels really good while on mushrooms and cannabis, not just for the content, but also the fact that it's on DQN.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 12:49

>>30
No no no, I'm far too hairy to crossdress convincingly. Besides, it was about midnight by that point; not the sort of time that a young lady should be out on her own.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 06:35

I have a bad opinion and most of my posts are shitposts.

I'm okay with this.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 06:21

What's my problem?

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 04:53

>>29
I cross-dressed once, for my band's first show :D
Will you be going anywhere?

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 21:32

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 17:31

I want to be dressed, but I don't want to get dressed.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 17:22

In september? On september? At september? fuuuuuuuuuu
ck

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 14:52

Oaoaoaoa, the peri-phery; oa-oa-oa-oa, the peri-phery.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 13:49

fucking mind readers stop trying to steal my credit card information from my head!

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 11:58

I wonder if someone thinks of me as "vomit guy" now.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 11:26

Mania is amazing. Let's see how long it lasts, this time.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 11:07

I hope I succeed.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 00:59

Why won't it stick?

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 00:34

He's late.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 22:28

I don't know why I keep fiddling with my pocket knife.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 22:28

hi >>17

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 22:14

hi dqn

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 19:46

Fuck you! I'm not even a cranberry!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 17:16

I don't suppose I'll be telling them tonight either. Missed a good opportunity, damn it.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 14:47

10 PRINT "Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea! Comes out your bum like Pedigree Chum. "
20 GOTO 10

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 14:18

'Bout time I was alone.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 01:44

Hartlepool is a scary place, but I'm glad it exists.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 00:34

slut hungry

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 00:32

I think "seeing the spirals" is a legitimate term for something.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 20:39

"Overdoing something, by definition, is not a good idea."

Hmm, I wonder.

More importantly, 750,000,000!

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 17:47

all this rice, but i'm leaving now... what to doooooooooo

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 15:57

Well, perhaps it is a mental illness.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 12:45

caw caw motherfuckers

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 01:47

I want to get this freelance job done, but I don't want to work on it.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 00:40

Fucking turrets, I hate you even more when you're on my side.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 00:02

too many new threads at once

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 23:13

I must say, I never imagined we dokyuns could be so thoughtful.

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