I have to get some wax and shave every millimeter of my body.

Those were some nice noodles.

>>992

>8: I've lost all my self-respect

I really wish I could read Japanese.

DQN is an exciting place to be and I'm glad being here is something I often do

Suddenly, >>3 is relevant again.

>>989
I agree, I even started to procrastinate instead of reading and had to force myself to finish them.

There is nothing sweeter than that slight breeze before it rains.

>>986
I don't think dqn has ever tried really hard to imitate 2channel. Here are the first 8 threads on News4VIP right now:
1: Things that make you're grateful for when you have a cold
2: Your face is disgusting, but your personality...is disgusting too wwww
3: Animal forest general chat
4: Some Koreans came to my high school yesterday
5: The scariest thing about the manga "Kindaichi Case Files"
6: I bought a motorcycleｗｗｗｗｗ
7: Somebody tried to molest me but I molested them
8: I've lost all my self-respect

If you'd rather have more of these kinds of threads, take the plunge and make them! I see DQN as a place to chill out and post whatever you want. It's elitist quality. Trends come and go here - character threads, creative collaboration (like the song threads or short nove), forum games, whatever.

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FRIENDS PACKAGE OF JAPAN STUFF IS HERE

If you mean it literally, it’s not really necessary to say so.

>>985
For the second and third books in the trilogy, I agree. Neuromancer was great, methinks, and the latter two were just godawful elaborations of unnecessary proportion.

So beautiful as to cause a literal aching pain in my lower chest.

>>983
I never posted with a name or trip anywhere and somehow my nick is there...

I miss when "X the poster above you" were occasional threads and not the point of the board.

When did people start thinking DQN = forum games? Do they think this is what Channel2 is like?

> Neuromancer

Great ideas, boring book.

Carnage!

>>980
Don't worry! Those people were just like you, except they starved for fame and attention. Thus began their down-going.

Who is Literalka? Is she Russian?

I saw her twin reading some Dr Who novel, so I lent her my copy of Willy G's Neuromancer!

I've never used a pseudonym and I feel like I'm missing out. As though all the cool kids are doing something and I've just misunderstood all this time.

>>964 i post lots every day here and i'm not in that list

also i think i have a crush on literalka

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20344750
I'm torn between "Sore loser", "Should've learned from Russian elections" and "Hmm, Obama met with Putin".

>>964
Hey, glad people still remember me. I think that only 40% of 4-ch users visit IRC.

DUH DUH DUH DUUUUUH DUUUUUH
DUUH DUUH DUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUUH
DUUUUUH DUUUUUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUH
DUH DUH DUH DUH! DUH DUH DUH DUH!

>>970
MAYBE SO MAYBE NOT
(actually not)

It's "Homo sapiens," not "Homo sapien," damn it.

>>945
Update: my shrine now has no worshippers, but at least I can say that all of my worshippers are nice, amicable people.

DQN
it's not a popularity contest

TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER

Huh, is there at least one IRC channel? Do you discuss upcoming posts and make collective strategies to win in games like Nomic?

I only used to hang out at Bar Giko.

>964
>doesn't know of the other IRC channel

Haha.

>>964
Did they all post with names here or does this list contain there some assumed identities from IMs, IRC, other boards, forums, youtube, steam or other services than DQN?

>>965
I wish I wasn't myself. I would pick myself then.

Old black Joe is still picking cotton for your mittens and bows.

>>965
meltingwax, duh.

which dqn would u fuk

list of dqns:
Espeon, Storlek, me, Cairnarvon, richardus, Bun, feor, Archduke/Tokiko, ticks, nabia/tokoitoskue, Andrew, halcy (?), pognivent, squeeks (???), space giko, kurisu, LiteralKa, Wik, Airskadt, 0037, sprum, TheShadowFog

too lazy to list more, gonna do a line of mxe

I'm a wanted man in my own name

Numbers everywhere. I'm not used to this whole "name" thing.

I don't need to do anything and they seem to place themselves in my path. Fine then, I'll do you all!

There is a picture of Barney in the results for "evil yoshi" on Google Image Search.

Interesting.

My only contact with other DQNs is at the Elitist Superstructure because screw checking other boards.

>>956
I agree with Steve here.

My head hurts! And I hate moving - so much damn work.

>>955
I think that this drama comes from other text boards and probably IRC or IMs. It's pretty terrible and dokyuns should pretend that they don't recognize each other.

There's some behind-the-scenes drama going on with people here. I know I shouldn't care and we've had a few little episodes over the years, but I feel left out.

>>950
I care. I care about all DQN visitors. If you have troubles with your relationships, then post it as it is instead of picking on innocent people.

>>953
Neither singular nor plural "they" affect mine nor anybody else's IQ in any way. Singular "they" could be used in a more formal conversation.

i hate singular they as well

your iq is pushing 90 tops if you think it's good

Thousands of white woolly sheep, galloping majestically across the tundra.

What if
WHAT IF
solar

>>944
It's common to use the singular they. Also no one cares about your girlfriend.

Oh, my poor head. Poor me.

>>944
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
There is a great example: "One student failed their exam"
Usage of he would imply that men are failures (even though it was a dumb blonde who failed).

Don't worry, >>946, I'm sad all the time as well! I love my bittersweet DQN.

I'm sorry for being sad all the time, DQN.

I'm just so sad !

My shrine has only one worshipper and he's an asshole.

>>939
There is something wrong with you, I agree. In English, when you don't know the pronoun of the guy you're talking about, rule of thumb is to say "he" unless it'd otherwise be absurd.

>>941
My girlfriend's conservative and comes from a Mormon home. It's funny because even though I'm incredibly left-wing, she's so far just the kind of girl I like.

things i should be doing:
- studying
things i am doing:
- drugs

( ・-・)

>>941
Women just have the same rights as men (almost). I hate men who sleep around, so now I apply that same standard to women. It has nothing to do with gender or feminism, but everything to do with society in general.

Basically, you should become a misanthropist instead of a misogynist.

I secretly wish I was gay, and I force myself to look at gay porn, and force myself to orgasm to it. But I just can't I wish there was some what to just make yourself gay. But I can't. I just can't date women anymore. All they do is hurt me and they never care about me they just care about what I can do for them and it hurts and and aaaaa (´Д`)

>>937
All kinds of porn are equally awful. Just stick to doujin.

I just assume everyone is gay. It's how it should be anyway.

>>934
Nah, it only makes things more complicated whilst still implying that you might think that the other person is gay.

Just use the gender opposite to your conversational partner unless you know that he or she is openly gay.

>>932,933
Spivak pronouns!

>>932
The people asking "what is their name" is worse, because it implies siamese twins or people with multiple personalities (scoff) are more common than us single-bodied, and single-minded folk.

People need to stop pretending homosexuality is as common as heterosexuality.

"I started dating someone last week."
"Oh, what's his name...or her name?"

You didn't account for the fact her partner might be a genderqueer. What are you, transphobic?

I'm hearing Gymnopedie everywhere these days.

Brains? Hahahahahahahaha

>>928
Nuh uh, I pooped and feel so much better now.

You will die.

owwwww ouuogh owwww itai owwwww itai

RELIGION BEEFSTEAK

Vast cloud front sweeping in from the northern horizon, mightn't ever see sunlight again.

i bumped it
I bumped it .
I Bumped It !
I BUMPED IT !!!

>>920
ho boy.

Hyperbolic functions for all.

>>918
WILBUR!!!

>>912
Normal non pedo faggots are ruining anime.

I need to poop.

If you value your soul, never look into the eyes of a horse. Your soul will be lost in the void of the horse.

>>916
He isn't shitposting. Well, at least he doesn't make DQN any worse, save for that tripcode bit.

>>911 it's just his shitposting that seems to annoy people here

>>913's big ears.

>>913's big scrotum

>>913's big secret.

Creepy anime pedos are ruining anime.

Poor Espeon-tan.

Espeon did nothing wrong.

no u, >>909. no u

>>908
that's funny, I was kind of thinking they should ban you.

They should ban wiki by domain or IP. What a joyful day full of online drama it's going to be!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Internet_blacklist

These retards are going to end up banning everything they can google with vague keywords without even verifying the content.

They have already banned a post on EVE Online forum which described how drugs work in the game.

That's it. I'm moving to China.

Okay, seriously, now you're just fucking with me. I haven't even done biology, you mad, mad people.

I've had an idea kicking about for ages about using animated GIFs as album artwork for releases on my record label, wondering if anyone had done it before, whether itunes or other media players could display it etc., and I was giving it some serious thought just as I happened to finally be importing DQN ELECTRONICS QUADRX with a different gif for every album! Which kinda fucks up in itunes.

What time is it?

Snowflakes! Snowflakes are all that matter today.

>Kill Me Baby
>Not about a Scottish abortion clinic

I give up on sleeping. I'll just go for a walk, find a place to read and smoke some cigarettes while the sun comes up.

One of my earliest posts on DQN was a 900 GET in a previous iteration of this very thread. Oh, the memories!

>898

my house isn't on fire

i just checked

>>896
Hey little bird, fly away home, your house is on fire and your children are all alone.

>>895
There's #4-ch on synIRC but it's really really dead. I wish people would talk.

I'm full of bourbon I can't stand up

Does DQN have an irc channel?

The sheer beauty of absence, a density and a sparseness, and the rest is made of butterfly wings.

A$AP

What lesson are you trying to teach me? I know you don't have intent, but what am I supposed to learn from this?

I wish people would stop bothering me. It's so annoying!

I've had enough strife, enough war. Just let me go.

Ack!

>>887
They are fat ugly mexicans.

>>879

> Both girls are very sweet, honest, nice girls. They come from a conservative home and are very close.
> At the end, the younger twin grabbed me and gave me a biiiig smooch in front of her sister.

Something about these two parts don't go together.

>>879
Was it a joke? I mean, how does going on a date with two twin sisters even work. Does it go like, only you and one of the twins are interested in each other, and the other twin is just along for the ride for fun? Sounds like it went really well.

Can't think; the clouds are too beautiful.

With RequestPolicy the release emergency mittens button causes red flags to fall down instead.

This is the easy one.

Oh yeah, it's me, >>879

I forgot to mention that both of the twins were wearing mittens. One of them had the kind where you can pull off the top and you get fingerless gloves, but the other was a mittens purist.

i choked her
sexually frustrated
annoying
pseudo fallible
CUNT

Muslimgauze is the only good music. Everything else is shit.

>>871,878
Just me, actually. I guess it was more hanging out, but we did date things and dressed as if it were a date.

At the end, the younger twin grabbed me and gave me a biiiig smooch in front of her sister. I thought it was kind of funny. Both girls are very sweet, honest, nice girls. They come from a conservative home and are very close. Their mom set a curfew of 7PM so we only had 3 hours together, but we all had a fantastic time.

>>870
How'd it go?

Sweet Jesus, my farts smell of fasirt.

As the floods of god washed away sin city, they say it was written in the page of the lord, but I was looking for that perfect Jazz note, that blew down the walls of Jericho.

On my own, on my own. On my own, on my own. On my own (on my own), on my own. On my own (on my own), on my own.

JIBUN DAKE NO KARARINGU!

All drama, all the time.

The feet Joe or something

Because it's midnight!

>>870
Are you inviting your buddy Jack?

I'm going on a date with two twins tonight.

Two.

Inside doesn't matter.

Holy shit, it's already dark! When did that happen?

Something.

Where I lay down, on the floor, it said "OPIUM".

like dxm but hate the taste? here's a guide to a friday night party drink that'll send you to the moon.

• 5oz delsym
• some orange juice
• 2 bottles of robopillz
• 1/2 shot of gin
• 20oz 7up
• an empty bottle
• paper towel
• a strainer
• a fork
• a knife

pour the
pour some 7up into a glass and enjoy a sip. fill up about a cup, you'll need the bottle a bit empty while you work. fill another glass with cold water and drop in a bottle of pills. let it sit for about twenty minutes. while you wait, shake the bottle of pop up to get out all of the bubbles. now once you're done waiting, take your soggy pills out, stick 'em on the paper towel, and poke a hole in the seam. quickly drop the pill into your soda bottle. every 5 pills or so, screw on the lid and shake the bottle a bunch. once you're done, shake hard again. using a strainer, pour your drugged 7up into yet another glass. push a fork hard against your little gelcaps just to get out as much drugs as you can. congrats, your first robodrink is done. you can pour your drink back into your 7up bottle. chug it fast!

now fill your empty bottle with your delsym. pour some water into the little syrup bottle and add that to your new bottle too. now pour in orange juice slowly. shake a lot and your second drink will be done. drink this one now and you'll have about a gram of dxm in you, which should be a very high third or fourth plateau trip. the mixing of dxm poli and hbr makes for a complex yet pleasant trip, while the work you went through makes it all much more pleasant and less likely to induce vomiting.

Well, she certainly seems to be enjoying herself.

I know enough's enough
and you're leaving
You've had enough time to decide
on your freedom
but I can still find some hope
to believe in love

>>855
Stop that. You need food. You really do.
Eat a green apple, I love those. They give you energy.

I want to draw a penis on grandma's face.

Stop talking about drugs, for fuck's sake.

Am I thinking this sentence, or did I have this thought then put it into words?

cough syrup party // cough syrup party // cough syrup party

http://i.imgur.com/r5veI.jpg

anyone wanna party with me, i'm buying another bottle of pills this afternoon making me set up for a fourth plat trip on DXM

LET'S CHELATE THESE BITCHES YEAH

I don't like food any more.

>>852
It already does.

Since it's speeding up, I wonder if the Universe will ever expand faster than the speed of light.

Of course she won't reply.

In your favour.

I need to talk to her, before she forgets me

I scratched my bumhole and now my finger smells like poop

I was born ugly. Why can't I identify as an attractive person and be treated as such?

>>837
I'm not Bruno and I'm not referring to an Emily.

Nice try, though?

Alllll finished.

"A life without tragedies" indeed.

It snowed!

I'm not making any progress whatsoever.

I don't care! Stop thinking I do.

But it wouldn't be make believe
If you believed in me!

It's cold. I can't sleep. I keep waking my girlfriend up so she told me to get out of bed. Bored!

>>837
Tokiko please stop ruining the internet with your ticks obsession it's probably annoying people.

>>834
Shut the fuck up about Emily, Bruno.

Develop in a predictable order.

>>833
Sometimes they write communiqués

Maybe I should become a serial killer. That would impress her.

You never hear about the most successful criminals.

I can hear the train, but I can't go see it.

I wwwwant to fix
cro
cro cro
cro

I'm white!

Why would you choose a sexist rich-white-boy homophobic racist poor person hating bigot?!

Even the first two letters are enough to set my heart aflutter!

Perhaps I'm a communist.

>>820
When you're given the choice between Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber, you don't have much leeway.

Haha! Suck on that, fungus!

cos he's better than the moron!

i mean mormon

he he he

Why did you choose Obama?

Why in the world would a sane person vote for Obama?!

>>815
Cracklin' Oats Bran

I wish I could think of something to say to start a conversation so I could have fun talking to you instead of sitting here being all sad and stupid.

Guess I'll take a shower.

Mittens is such a cute word.

Bran!

And we shall continue, time and time again, until you no longer fear it.

I wonder what the turnout will be?

Soap for the body, shampoo for the head.

Fruit for the living, flowers for the dead.

I'm SAD!

No.

CLOSE THIS TAB AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!

Our sexual crossdressing hijinks brings out my teenage desire to do Loveless roleplay. I am so totally okay with this.

Adding milk to Black T. I suppose next I shall be adding sugar and a biscuit on the side - hah!

feeeeeet licking and belly rubbing and neck kissing~

I more eagerly await your Spring garments.

>>801
:iceburn:

I miss my waifu.

I wonder what the 800 GET will be.

>>797
I'm so sorry

I've fucked up my right leg somehow.

Are you ready for CAKE?

Booty House Anthems is just what my dad needs.

i'm pruning my dad's ipod playlist, he told me at first just to fill it up with anything, so i kind of picked a large spattering of things i think he'd like; but, now he says there's too much shit and so i'm pruning it for him. DJ Sharpnel? Songs About Fucking? Cypress Hill? Why did I think that?

woah did i just take a million tokes at once?

>>790

>>>/edgy/

I hate everything and everyone right now

Did you give it away, give it away for free?

Yes, and I damned well regret it! No more chaos theory for me!

That boy was kind of cute - too bad he was awful at chess.

My hands are cold, my heart is cold - or perhaps it's just highly concentrated?

dead treee raise ash

Celadon City! It's so obvious!

No, poor Red! That was horrible.

tea tea tea tea tea tea MTP is shite all hail MSC
how do i break it i wonder?

Please call me.

Homestuck - Light

>>778
It turned into a mistake. Restores one HP and one FP.

>>778 that is usually my current thought

Maybe if I mix these sauces, I'll make some sort of supersauce.

Touch me more!

When time collapses, will I notice?

So apparently, grandmothers aren't very good at telling if kids are high.

I would totally turn gay for Neil Cicierega.

get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave

You'd better not disappoint me.

THE KEY TO JOY IS DISOBEDIENCE.

A crippling sense of inadequacy.

The Ghosts of You and MAAAAAAAAY! It's cold out here! I used to be a dead guy, DADADA now I'm a fucking JEDI! DADADA!

My life is ruined.

it's cold and i'm worried.

I liked that lamppost far more than the others. I shouldn't need to tell you why.

Sick!

>>762
ohhhh

put a face behind someone and suddenly they're terribly ugly.

Lonely night; no batteries for the Gemu Boi. ( ´ﾟωﾟ`)

I can't see her. Not like this. Not with all this poop stuck to my anus.

I want to go home and cry and scream into my pillow and sleep.

What if I just killed everybody.

I wish the tag on this shirt I'm wearing wasn't so itchy.

I don't recall using teleportation, and yet there I was. Alone. Naked.

I want to know what the "☆ Madoka Magica Magikakafe The Movie" "Kyubei Kyu~u almond tofu" tastes like.~

They may be stronger, more courageous, better equipped, fighting for a nobler cause and so on - but, never forget, there is one aspect they will never beat us in! We still have the pointiest buildings!

I drank that AJ too fast.

I FORGOT TO CARVE A PUMPKIN!!!

What could possibly be more important?

I am an awful person.

That wasn't as cathartic as I hoped.

I made my mum curve a pumpkin. It was cute.

>>745
i fail to see what's so common about burn wounds

>>747
mind if i reach in there and take a look around? i stayed inside my apartment with no candy and reread hegel

>>742
But he has genitals, just no butt. Also who wants to hang around with Beady Eyes?

>>743
Burn wounds.

>>744
Thanks, you too!

Happy Halloween.

>>739
whatre you going on about

Clonepa is the theoretical pinnacle of human existence. We should all seek to become more like Clonepa.

>>736
Let me add, not just any message board but a rather secluded one. A board that doesn't have funny pictures and similar content that generic users like. It also spooks hipsters and their wannabes away because it's imageless seriously.

>>738
So, compilers are like... people?

For now she's still that vulgar brown colour, but I know she'll turn soon enough.

>>737
I imagine the first one was written in assembly, and the assembler was written in machine code.

I remember reading something about how one of the first compilers was actually created by tricking an interpreter into writing a program somehow, but I think I dreamt that.

How are compiler made? Who programs the programs that program?

>>735
When you have a group of people on an internet message board who spend all their time on their computers, you can bet quite a few of them will be computer nerds.

why are so many dokyuns computer nerds

>>730
I did LFS when I was a first timer. But only after I failed to install Gentoo. I realized my mistake when I built LFS.
It's hard but it's rewarding.

GCC is only good for one thing, and that's compiling your own compiler before it goes fully self-compiling.

If you want to do some heavy lifting, Arch is a happy medium.

Funny story about GCC, I used a preinstalled linux (modified XandrOS) on my EEE PC. One day I decided to do some C coding for the sake of the old days, BAM, I can't! Some dependencies were already installed and they were different from repo and something was completely missing. After killing a couple of evenings on this I gave up and never coded wrote a program again.

>>728
I don't really see how "first-timer" and "build my entire own Operating System" go together.

Should first-timer like me build his own Linux from Scratch or just stick to Ubuntu?

>>722
Why didn't you like her?

Antigone is really nice.
I want a gun and a cigarette and a car and the ability to drive.

Put me in the Lorenz butterfly attractor.

Do you participate in distributed calculations like BOINC?

Recently, I decided to return after a half-year break and donate more of my CPU time to science. I estimate my new PC to be up to 50 times more productive than the old one.

I hope they will be able to finish the Clean Energy project soon.

Pulverised radioactive guinea pig brains on drugs.

I've never been so glad to break up with anyone before. What an idiot they turned out to be! (・ω・ )

>>719
Why, what's the point? It isn't 7777th. We have another thread to bump to >>700 before this day is over.

>>700

>23:24
>23:24
>23:24

YOU HAD LESS THAN AN HOUR TO WAIT

>700 Name: : 1993-09-6999 23:24

>This will be the lamest of 700 GETs to ever grace 4-ch.

Damnit guys.

QUICK GET TO THE >>777

>>717
Get out.

>>708
this thread can't be ruined because it was never a good one to being with. CHECKMATE.

sure is nice to be landlocked

This storm is sure bad. I can't wait until it passes.

>>712
Shut up, Tokiko.

You don't need surveillance cameras everywhere if you give cameras to the retards

They'll surveil everything that calls their attention, and won't feel surveilled themselves

Brilliant

7000? That's nice. Here's to the next milestone, then.

>>708

It's nice that you like DQN, but I think you're getting a little bent out of shape!

>>705-710

Let's all sit down and have some tea! ( ・ω・) 旦旦(・ω・ )

>>709
What does this even mean? Are you the kind of person who dislikes critics because they don't make movies/films/games themselves?

>>708
Thanks for your comment, I really appreciate you making the situation better.

First that one faggot ruined the questions thread, now some faggot ruins this one, next someone will ruin the 700 thread one.

I just know it's going to be something like, "Ticks is le epic win xD #archduke" or some other dumb 4chan/circlejerk reference I don't understand.

>>706
>>695,696,698 were actually my current thoughts at the time I posted them

If only you didn't aimlessly flood this thread with >>694-699 which shouldn't even count as somebody's current thought... You made it so tempting for >>700 to poop this whole affair.

Still, we can get the other thread to >>700 in one day.

>>704 no u

I still love you all no less, disregarding of how "ironically" retarded some of you are!

>>700

>1993-09-6999

There's always one.

>>700 hairy asscake!

This will be the lamest of 700 GETs to ever grace 4-ch.

okay everybody shhhh

>>682 ac;dr

hey we're about to meet >>700

The climax is starting...

We're not going to 700 GET until the 7001st.

Just under 4 hours and 8 posts now.

Reporting 1993-09-7000, Moscow time.

What a marvelous story, mr. >>682-687! I cried my eyes out as the undertone of NEET sacrifice became more apparent!

(THE END)

Some notes: I had a dream that a business partner and I bought a building in San Francisco that was formerly a cult compound. The real estate agent explained that the cult members were not allowed to talk to one another. Evidently the cult had such a weak basis that discussing it even once would make the whole thing fall apart... and it did.

I was also going to try to explain that Espeon was jackin' it to Ichigo Mashimaro porn, but it was way too much work and that shit is boring even in summary...

Also, post count +1!

Once Espeonoshi and he had left their work detail twenty minutes early to get a head start on all the others on the Great Day and managed to get a spot so close to the Holy Pillar that they might actually lay eyes on Him should he appear. They saw Espeon, the Son of God, as he truly must be: clean-shaven, wearing brilliant robes, voice booming over the masses gathered below Him. In acts of ultimate sacrifice, two monks near them slashed their throats the second He appeared before them and lay dying at their feet though the glory before Espeonoshi and he was so distracting they did not notice.
Espeon himself so rarely led the proceedings that they had not seen him since they were children and then only as a very distant speck, smaller than an ant they were so far away. They didn’t know what to expect and couldn’t think above the screaming of the masses. Normally it would be the issuing of extended dour prayers by priests followed by a reading of the annual production report, but this was going to prove much different. Espeon asked all to join along with him in a “song", a word that caused much confusion among the masses and they all looked to one another for an answer.
“Sing with me!" Espeon demanded, and he made a strange noise boom along with his voice.
That wonderful prayer, that wonderful work of art, as beautiful as any marble sculpture of Espeon, the Son of God, was still with him to this day and it warmed him just to think of it. He bit his tongue so as not to accidentally utter a single note of it out loud: “He was a sk8r boi, she said see ya later boi. He wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face but her head was up in space..."

When he had been taken away, Espeonoshi said he had first found his place in the monastic order in the rather comfortable job of cleaning a palace in the Great City. He spoke of wonders there such as pieces of glass that displayed scenes from around the world, but mostly men running and kicking a ball. He spent his time between the hourly prayers required of the monastic orders scrubbing floors and polishing furniture, never laying eyes on the master of this house until one day, by accident, he opened a door he had been told to never open and there he saw, he claimed anyway, Espeon, the Son of God. He sat before a panel of glass like the others in the house, though this one he made move by his will and a small device attached to it by a wire. According to Espeonoshi, this glass panel had on it the image of a nude goddess from a perfect world where eyes were large, noses and mouths small, and where no one grows old. While it would seem fitting that Espeon, the Son of God, Praise be Unto Him would wish to peer into the world from which he came from time to time, Espeonoshi suggested that the Son of God more than pined for it: he was masturbating to this image of godly perfection.
Espeonito tried very hard not to believe it but Espeonoshi had never lied before. Why wouldn’t Espeon just summon this goddess to him? Or he could have any woman in all the land, for they were his property after all. Then again, no mortal was the equal of a young goddess. Perhaps no goddess was willing to visit such an impure land lacking in faith. Espeonito’s faith was shaken by mere rumor, it seemed. Asking a priest for clarification would only send him to the very same harsh orders where Espeonoshi had eaten nothing but boiled buckwheat for seven months and spent his days cutting firewood in deep snow. Espeonito was left to stew in his thoughts, trying his best to think of better times when his faith had been unshaken...

Espeonoshi half-whispered and half-shouted: "Espeonito! Come on! Talk to me!"
“Not now!" Espeonito whispered back, and muttered beneath his breath, “Praisebeunhim." He hadn’t slept well after midnight prayers and now saw the wisdom in restricting idle talk to only fifteen minutes following dinner...
The door lock slid open and everyone audibly froze. Coughs were stifled, blankets tightened around necks, and the masturbation stopped, the offender loudly flopping onto his side. Everyone in the bunks surrounding him cringed; it was obvious that he had been caught and it took no time for the priests to find him. He was carried away screaming for reform in the monastery, to the great relief of his neighbors.
Espeonito hoped this reminder would quiet Espeonoshi, but it had no such effect.
“I’m telling you, I saw him up close, Espeonito! I could have reached out and touched him!"
“You’d be struck dead", Espeonito yawned the reminder, and again added “Praisebeuntohim" for good measure. He tried to sleep but it was not easy given all Espeonoshi had said of late even though it was most certainly a lie placed in his mind by the devils that Espeon, the Son of God ate alive...

At three in the morning, the sirens sounded and the faithful fell from their bunks in the frigid cold for the first of the day’s many prayers. Predictably, the priests walked through two minutes into the proceedings to ferret out anyone lacking sufficient faith. Their attention could be drawn by anyone attempting to hide from the cold, imperfectly mumbling their prayers, or not wailing loud enough when it was time. Any small failing in the all-important act of prayer was sure to bring misfortune when dealing with Espeon, the Son of God, Praise be Unto Him.
Three minutes in and the priests had left satisfied, the door locked behind them, and at five minutes all but the most faithful had climbed back into their beds. The lights were switched off, and praise was replaced by wet coughs, snoring, and annoyingly for Espeonito, the sound of masturbation from the bunk below his and urgings, despite the rules against it, to talk from the bunk above. Espeonoshi was up there, fresh from monastic orders. It had been a kind and merciful attempt to steer him back to perfect faith that cost him five kilograms in body weight to the monk’s diet, a tooth to rot, and two toes to frostbite. Despite all the mercy shown him, he seemed ready to return with this outrageous behavior: talking to the fellow faithful outside the allotted time...

http://4-ch.net/code/kareha.pl/1351522021/l50

ATCHATCH

One day more till 7000.

Gotta go to space. Gotta go to space!

Please go to space.

Ever since the semester started, I've had practically no life, but it will pay off in the end.

I should, fuck, GET OFF THIS COMPUTER!
WHY ARE WE LOOKING FOR REDWOOD?
HE'S A FUCK.

hi dqn,

I used to post here a lot a couple years ago but got kind of detached from the internet for a while. seems a lot of things have changed since then. do you still remember me?

posting itt to help the >>700get (っ´ω｀)っ

We need to get closer to >>700, but not too close for somebody lame to GET >>700 earlier.

I hope this hurricane kills me so I don't have to write that essay.

Well, now that's over, I'm bored.

The obviously-intended-to-be-shocking Enderman death sound wasn't very scary, but that level-up noise made me jump out of my skin.

I'm pissed-up on life.

ヘyロオkイフォrゴtトスィtchカタカナオッfハハハ

Who's Andrew?

>>662
Happy birthday and >>666 to you, ( ˃ ヮ˂)!

We gotta reach it in three days! Wheres my party hat?

Mee too!

I'm helping!

>>662
How old are you Andrew?

>>662
Happy birthday, Andrew!

It is my birthday!

Reminds me, on Shiichan you can >>1000-1 to read backwards.

>>658
Oh no. When we hit the 1993-09-7000 singularity, will all the boards be gone?

It's not easy being the internets greatest troll.

>>657
I think it got deleted, probably entropy from the dqn.

Wait, what happened to the Sexuality board, exactly?

I liked that board! All the Personal boards amuse me because they get a really steady stream of replies from people who I don't know where they come from. Sometimes I thought it was just one guy with lots of different personalities.

Even with the security update, Shiichan is still pretty awful and useless.

Goodbye, DQN. I mightn't see you again until the big day itself.

>>650
I'm ashamed and kind of giddy to admit that I've trolled /personal/ and /sexual/ on several occasions. It's difficult not to.

>>649
I concur. I will never check any other board again.

>>648,650
I love you, Shii!

bitter

It appears all of the boards are lightly active. The board with the oldest most recent non-saged post is /sports/.

Woah, that is creepy as hell. I am going to tell Squeeks about it when he wakes up. I don't think either of us have looked at this board in many months. How are the other six of you doing?

You guys need to post faster if you want to reach >>700 by the 7000th of September 1993.

This is a direct order

--The Management

Does anyone actually use any of the other boards on 4-ch?

Japanese math rock is incredible. Giraffes? Giraffes! eat your hearts out.

Jesus Christ... I'm supposed to go to Howloscream with a friend. It started two hours ago, and we still haven't even left. What the fuck? 30 minutes ago said friend said he was gonna take a shower and then pick me up. Longest. Fucking. Shower. Ever...

>>643
Thanks! I just don't see how those things would fit inside most vagina. I guess now I'll find out.

>>636
I was falling asleep and suddenly this came to my mind: ttp://videos.toypics.net/
It seems to be offline at the moment.

The bits! The bits!

You don't know what that means. Shut up.

Fire!

>>636
They have a special site for that. I don't remember the url but I'm pretty sure it had "toys" in it.

http://spbtolerance.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vostok-zapad-rus.pdf
So, this is a leaflet for ex-USSR migrant workers. Broom and painting tools are greeted by humans. Nice, isn't it?

There are three chapters (coloured pages): "Entrance to Russia", "Prevention of HIV" and "Hints and Tips". Nice, isn't it?

I got my girlfriend addicted to minecraft recently. She's not really a gamer so I'm pretty happy.

>>636
That depends on your definition of dragon dildo.

I wonder if there are videos of women using dragon dildoes?

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FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER

>>626
And here I am, craving the features you don't like. They're just so useful to me!

HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TO START POSTNG FASTER

>>629-631
I love you guys.

>>630
Why yes, it was in relation to Minecraft. Great dokyuns think alike, as they say.

>>629
Are you playing Minecraft too? I had this word-for-word same thought earlier.

Skeletons are a renewable resource.

>>627
I think maybe I'm just a luddite or a little autistic. I only started using tabs over windows about a year ago. Change and inconsistency rub me the wrong way.

>>626
Why's that?

It's really handy for when I'm at work and want to read comics/post on forums/whatever, I can switch right away to email and junk

>>625
I hate that feature. Maybe it's because it's too flashy and doesn't fit in with the rest of the GUI. I dislike most of the Web Developer features for the same reason (3D view, design view, etc.). They should be in an extension, not in the default browser. And they should use the system GUI elements, not their own ones just because they can use HTML/CSS. You might as well make the menus and form elements light-blue on dark-grey too.

Firefox Users should be aware of the "Tab Groups" feature if they are not already.

>>620>>621>>622
Thanks, dqns!

I'm pretty sure one of the waitresses saw it. This morning she gave me a look. Oh well, I'm already a natural outcast, so I don't care if people think I'm a pervert. As long as they're not my family or my boss.

>>622
Firefox still generates thumbnails. It's dumb because now the FBI know I like loli, which is against federal law.

>>619
You can not only turn that off like >>620-san said but you can also pin each tile in place with your favorite sites that you choose instead of recent ones or whatever.

>>619
Use different browser (Chrome? Opera?) for porn. Don't keep the links on your desktop or quick launch, because somebody might want to launch their favourite browser or simply click on a colourful icon.

>>620
Sometimes you have to rely on web history to get to some neat pages. You wouldn't want to have porn sites on your mind, would you?

The best thing is a personal desktop where you can even set tabs to reopen (I think it's "restore previous session" in FF). The downside is that you might get stuck on the same explicit material and feel like your life stuck in a loop. Mine did.

Click the nine-square thing in the upper-right corner to make the new tab page blank. But you should always use private browsing for that kind of thing, you can never be too safe.

I don't like Firefox's new features. I opened a blank tab while sitting with my computer at a cafe before work, and strangers nearly saw the Oreimo hentai I'd been beating off to last night.

MurderDeathKill MurderDeathKill

Inbred Death Romance!

>>609
"My God, my God... Yes, yes... You were pleased to say once that there was no philosophy in Russia, but that all people, even the paltriest, talk philosophy. But you know the philosophizing of the paltriest does not harm anyone."

• Chekhov, Ward Six

There are no rules of the Internet, except for 1-9, 34.

I am king of the coping mechanisms.

Philosophers are all retarded anyway.

Signed, a real scientist.

I would never stoop so low as to brandish myself a 'philosopher'. What pomp!

>>609
I'm an actual post-college philosopher. But, please; still look at me!

I like the little girl.

There are a lot of amateur philosophers on DQN lately.

Or one amateur philosopher going through his pre-college look-at-me phase.

Tómas, if you really are here - go suck on marbles.

>>606
Mine as well. Would love to be reading, but it's kind of hard to grasp Schopenhauer with a splitting headache.

My head hurts so bad.

>>603
Very nice zippers

How do I use three seashells?..

YKK on my panks

professional life ruiner

I wanna put JAVA on it...

>>594
Yup.

Sheeple GET!

I hope I get a reply to the e-mail I sent; I really want the last lot of that bundle!

>>594
This was a little tl;dr, but I recently read an interesting infographic on Reddit called 10 Reasons Why You Read Forums All Day, But Can No Longer Read A Book. It was pretty #epic, I'm glad we live in an era of condensed information rather than #toomanywords and purple prose. Those pre-netizens had way too much time on their hands.

We're currently well ahead of schedule in getting to >>700. At this rate, we might even get there before the 7000th. I propose two possible courses of action:

1) We slacken off the pace, and then have a mad rush of posts on the last day.

2) We keep posting at the current rate and try to get to >>777 instead.

Thoughts?

>>594
Yeah. People these days are impatient and undiscerning. They watch a three minute video filled with poorly research facts, feel like their minds are blown and praise themselves for having such wonderful skills of critical thought after mindlessly agreeing with the subject matter of the media they just consumed. It's not much better than watching the news on TV.

>>594
I do most of my reading with paper/electronic ebooks. The rest consists in here and various articles. Social media is trash.

We are living in the age of the overpopulated internet. The information we receive is mostly useless. The brilliance of twitter is that it limits such trash to 140 symbols per "serving". So does tumblr and other popular online services.

However, this also makes users attached to scrolling through the trash generated by many various people because these messages differ from each other in style, in topic, etc.

This in turn makes people less capable of thoughtful reading. They can't keep their attention throughout a long article. They would rather believe a short list of "facts" if it has one or two links to some lengthy paper. Even if original research actually contradict those points, no one is going to check.

>>591
But trepanation is said to grant psychic powers on itself. I bet with a ruby I will be able to shoot laser beams and literally blow people's minds!

Perfect evening, perfecting night, perfect morning. She tells me she's not perfect - who is? But for a time, and in our childish majesty, the illusion may be kept for quite a while yet.

>>585 I am a member of the Magicube sect. We have blue dots on our foreheads, representing The Divine Flash of Insight.

Rosshian
Rosshian ruureto

What a sheep.

seven hUndEreD

»»700

One step closer.....

I have the perfect ruby for my forehead. All I have to do is to perform a self-trepanation.

sleepy sleepy sleepy

>>582
No.

So tired of this. Wish I had killed myself when I was 17. I'm craving peanut marzipan or halvah or something else crumbly and dry like that.

I wonder if I'll be able to go one day without seeing him at all.

Last year it was other people, this year it's myself.

Double post because the first failed and I forgot what I wrote...

>>568
I don't want anything serious though. That said, I'm spending the day with her tomorrow again.

>>568
Hanging out with her again tomorrow. I will then.

>>568
She said yes! Thank you dokyun.

>>575
I agree.

>>574
ISO 8601 is a blessing. I can't believe it was published five years ago and it still isn't universal!

5000 days ago today would have been the 1993rd of 1993. That must have been confusing.

>>566
Did you get extra green onion?

>>571
Did you get it in a syrup or a powder or something? All pills taste disgusting if you open them up. That's part of the reason why they come in pill form.

Fluoxetine tastes disgusting.

132 posts in 7 days. Are we bad enough dudes?

>>563
Ask her on a date.
>>564
Fingers crossed!
>>567
No.

Should've killed myself when I was 24.

I just had Yoshinoya

I think I want sex, but I know it would just be uncomfortable for everyone involved.

i asked her out to the movies for halloween

say yes say yes say yes say yes say yes say yes

I'm hanging out with a friend watching some anime. The whole day she's been so close to me. I can tell she wants to mess around...I wonder if I should.

I wish I were less intelligent to the point where smoking weed would put me at ease instead of making my thoughts race even more and causing me to hate everyone I thought I loved.

The girl cooking my food is cute.

Firefox marketplace is awesome.

loops are the same...

telish

Poast whoat yoau are thinking.

do your work you spastic cunt

Joooooooooooooooooooohn!

Fuck meth.

Fuck math.

WE NEED TO GO FASTER

I feel apriori incapable of experiencing happiness. I will say, though, that for the moment I am rather exceptionally content.

BASEBALL! o)v(o

Well, I'm probably the happiest I've ever been.

Not now, Bernard.

I hope grey!C.MxxuCiTo posts pretty winter photos on his Tumblr once the season is here.

18

A shooting star!

>>542
http://www.pc-freak.net/images/linuxaudio-mess-picture.png

I never wanted PulseAudio, you dick.

Don't fight! Only love!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng1pI4MrjB8

It's okay, I still love you.

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING!

>535

I really care.

Oh. Well that's all right then.

>>531

>whining on IRC

you are the reason i don't use that.

Well, that was terrible.

considering vegetarianism. all food makes me feel bad (not for killing animals or any of that crap, but rather because it's too heavy.). i always feel kind of nauseous after eating even when i don't eat much. a vegetarian diet seems lighter, so it would possibly make me feel better. maybe it won't but i want to try it anyway.

>>532
sleep well.

>>531
On topic: my bed looks really comfortable right now I think I'll climb in - zzz...

>>529
No it's not baka, I keep my whiny stuff on Tumblr or in niche IRC channels.

>>528
I'm not sure if this is unfortunate or not. Anyway, there's a thread on /req/ where you can request to have a post deleted. It's mostly for spam.

man that girl was fun to hang out w/

>>525
That is ticks

I just realized you can't delete posts on 4-ch.

I spend my days trying to distract myself from thinking about me, but it's getting hard. Time to get back into anime, I guess.

I want attention.

>>524
My apologies if it came across that way; I wasn't looking for attention, that was just what I was thinking at the time. What do you mean by "all", anyway? It's just one isolated post.

>>523
Is this all one big joke? I used to work with people who self-harmed. I'm also an active contributor on buslist. But the way you people (I'm presuming you're part of the Archduke/ticks/&c. crew) go on about it is pretty darn childish.

The walls are closing in and I can't breathe and my head is full of wild images and it's all my fault. At least I managed to hurt myself properly this time.

>>521
I'm behind you.

He wouldn't come all the way to my house. I'm just being paranoid.

http://youtu.be/EMUx01Yl-mE
pretty much all day in my mind.

I really like youtube comment sections where there are a bunch of different languages represented. Even though they're all probably pretty dumb it's kinda nice to see the world united in inane appreciation of some music or sports event or whatever.

I know you're reading this, Carl.

so many mooooore lables

Acid dissociation constants are better than sex.

Fat cat, quit being such a fag. Shit, your legs feel like knives on me. Oh good, lay down. You're so warm. Ow don't claw me.Eat a dick, fat cat.

Sorry dog, but I don't think you can handle this.

Sounds like she is in the care of a mental health professional. Perhaps to cure her anime addition

There's a melatonin party in my brain and YOU'RE invited!

VC: lively

"Lesbians and rainbows" sums it up pretty well.

Now the undead are closer.

What's the point in continuing? Everyone leaves, they never care and I'm supposed to stay here and live for whom? I've already given up on myself. So all that's left are 2 or 3 people and I hate them. I don't have a life. I don't. I am a ghost. I don't speak, I don't interact, I don't need to do anything. I'm never in control. And even if I was I would break down, it's all the same. It's 9AM and all I can think is that I want to get as drunk as possible. A show must have an audience to please, must it not? Our lives are little shows we put on, and NEVER let the audience see the backstage. That way they'll think you're perfect. That way they'll never try to make their own show. But I did, and all that mess is breaking me apart, in a way I never expected. How can we all live in a world where nothing is really itself? Our whole society is based on the lives of these people who have the most perfect masks, who don't exist beyond that. They never take them off. Maybe they don't exist (organic portals?)? But if they don't I am alone, and very very lost. And I suppose I am anyway... I still don't know why I should live. Death seems more and more attractive.

The undead are a long way away yet.

I can't remember what foods are rich in tryptophan.

We spent 6 hours on a cliff, in the cold, in the same spot, doing nothing but talking, kissing and cuddling.

God, she's perfect.

What a strange phone call.

Is this music mocking me?

Tonight only, watch in amazement as >>503 transforms into a little girl!

Faster guys! Faster!

Yuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Deconstructing the fourteen words:
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Native Children.
Because the beauty of the Black African women must not perish from the earth.

http://youtu.be/C8aG2TTQsAM my head is filled with UNZ

I bet it isn't clean.

Well personally, I quite like it.

Ah yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice. is. yours.

raping mosquito proboscis like stretched legs

THEY MAKE THE RIVER SHINE!

>>491
You and your sister should get the old one

Cake is a poor substitute for apples.

House shopping with my girlfriend boring boring boring I want to go home and do nothing. Though at least we narrowed it down...an old beautiful Victorian era house or something a bit more modern...hard to decide. First one looks great but needs work but costs a lot of money...second one is ugly and has a small yard.

>>485
One popped out of the vajayjay before the other.

y srgcgj,cgADGvhk.as

No sports please.

Fffffffuuuuucccccckkkkkkkk

Ｉ ＳＥＥ ＹＯＵ, ＡＮＤＲＥＷ-ＫＵＮ.

>>476
One is tsundere, the other is yandere. I think you should go for the first one. It's going to be a harder way, but in the end all the trouble is much better than getting brutally murdered.*

But anyway, if they're identical twins then how come one's older?

• ― source: wikipedia, various anime and manga.

I just don't want to chelate today.

>>478
I agree with >>479. Just keep in mind that it's college and people sometimes go undergo rapid and unexpected changes. Your relationship might not be what you expect.

Unripe bananas aren't very nice.

Wasshoi! Wasshoshoi!

Go with someone your own age trust me.

>>478
If you can keep up with the smarter one, fucking date her. Less hassle, less boredom, more understanding. A true romance will spring up and you won't feel the need to only fuck her to affirm your relationship.

>>477
We're all about the same age (college) and things weren't ever serious in middle school, we'd just talk and hold hands. I like the older one's smarts, but hmm I'm just not sure.

>>476
How old are they? How old are you? Which one is more likely to cause drama? Why not go for both? Are you sure you're not just playing a visual novel?

so guys there's two really cute girls who i like. they're identical twins.

should i go for the older, quieter, smarter, more serious one, or the younger, more silly one?

theyre both equal in looks and im pretty sure i cant date both. back in middle school we had a three person relationship but i dont think that could happen again..

Oh gawd, we should temporarily move the captcha thread here!

thems sum funny characters yer typin there...we dont serve their kind around these parts

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>>470
I can only say that I've certainly heard it somewhere before.

What song is this that I'm playing on melodica? It's nice and I think a famous classical piece but I don't know the name http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ULd9oNcGv3

Poor little decapitated chocolate penguin.

Procaster is a streaming tool for livestream.com. What >>466 is playing? What is his channel?

Why can't I, hold all these limes?

It's in there. I can feel it. Stop procastinating.

Why are they even called cupcakes? Were they originally made using cups?

i would do it

ACK

LEGOS

She asked for my email address!

I'm not sure whether I like you or not.

>>454
But those are just aerography or vinyl stickers. It's only better than those of Westerners, because their idea of "cool" are some generic flames, skulls, guns or whatever.

However, I wouldn't compare them to the three-PCs-in-one-case-made-of-lego. This thing is exclusive.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

A MONSTER!

I haven't had any green tea in far too long.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTML5_in_mobile_devices

>>453
THAT IS AWESOME
I CAN'T WAIT UNTILL I CAN 3D PRINT LEGOS

>>453
counterpoint: https://encrypted.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=痛PC

This is arguably the best PC chassis around: http://www.totalgeekdom.com/?p=572

>>451
ORIEDA (s?) BRAND CRISPY FRIES ARE REALLY GOOD.

Frozen french fries taste worse every year

POST FASTER
THINK FASTER

WAAAAALKIN ON MOOOON LIIIIIIGHT

I don't think we're going to make it to >>700 in twelve days.

>>446 actually, you know ALL of them. Just capo your guitar at the 5th fret, and pretend the two lowest strings don't exist. Lo and behold, you're playing the uke!

http://pokedex.kary.ca/catchmew.shtml

>>442

I play guitar, but I know a couple ukulele chords.

I want >>444 to kidnap me and teach me calculus.

I want to kidnap a little girl and forcibly teach her calculus.

More and more, each day.

Everyone should play the ukulele. That being said, guitar stands a better chance to get you laid.

Dynamic equilibria and Le Chatelier's principle as a model for human relationships.

>>439
That's nice.

I suppose it was rather cold that night, but I didn't notice with her arms around me and those small, sticky lips against my neck.

I am the solute and she is the solvent. We are inseparable but we are not the same - on the contrary, we are almost opposites.

I drank tonight. I'll probably drink tomorrow too.

I want to drink with >>430 and talk with him about his ex for hours while >>431 watches us.

Oh my fucking god why did I ever stop playing Pokemon. That was so much fun.

Don't get me started on cooks.

Gooks as well

Books are nice.

I want to talk about my ex for hours.

I want to get drunk with someone.

No, I don't want to go to your house and get drunk with you. I don't want to just fucking drop everything and listen to you talk about your ex for hours.

I hope he dies. That will make for better internetainment than if he's successful.

>>420
injure yourself alldayerrday

>>420 injure yourself every day

>>420
ai think your post number is hinting at something you should do

>>420
I'm not happy that I injured myself earlier today.

>>420
I'm not happy that you're not injuring yourself right now.

Am I supposed to be happy that I'm not injuring myself now?

オワタ＼(^o^)／

>>411
My god.
It's glorious.

>>407 >>409 the thing is that ruby uses perl's regex syntax and reimplemented all of its string manipulation, so every argument i've ever heard supporting perl supports ruby as well.

My brain is currently melting and pouring out of my ears.

>>413
What? Can you repeat that? You're not making any sense.

Fly me to the moon?

I'm too tired and I don't know whether or not I'm making sense any more.

"Genki ni natte ne~!"

OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO CUTE I JUST WANT TO HUG YOU AND NEVER LET GO

<Anonymous> you know what would be cool?
<Anonymous> going to papua, renting a helicopter and finding one of those tribes who have never had outside contact
<Anonymous> then blasting some deathmetal or really agressive dubstep or something from massive speakers and pointing spotlights at them
<Anonymous> they would think some god had come to end their world
<Anonymous> and when you leave, they would start imagining and worshipping this god
<Anonymous> until sometime, decades or centuries later when the whole papua is mapped and contact with outside has been made and their tales become known to the public

c/v from irc (with some spell corrections)

There is no online resource for making, installing or otherwise configuring Splashy splash screens for LFS, and furthermore GDM2 does not use Custom.conf or any other configuration file that I can find.

de -x here=dqn sei vr=9

programming is boring

>>406
Perl is neat for what it was intended for--powerful, batch scripting. This includes serving up Web pages, which works great because Perl clearly pays a lot of attention to playing with text (regular expressions, lists, and so on).

It is a little ugly to look at sometimes, but it's a shame how it's dying out as newer, hipper languages crop up.

>>403
To get the only thing >>405 didn't cover, Perl's far from useless, a ton of stuff was and still is written in it. But in the past fifteen years or so it's lost a lot of popularity to other languages like PHP, Python, and Ruby. This is partially just a matter of fashion, partially some legitimate grievances with Perl (the big one being that Perl is perceived as extremely syntax heavy--that is, where Perl has a special form/operator to do something, many other languages would have a function in the standard library).
After you've learned one programming languages, others are generally pretty easy. Happy hacking!

>>403
If you can figure out what x = x + 1 might do, then The C Programming Language should be easy enough for you to understand. It's very clearly written and straightforward (there's a reason no other C books have overtaken it), but it isn't particularly fun unless you enjoy relatively ``low-level'' programming.
Frankly, you really don't need a lot of mathematics knowledge to be a programmer. You might have to know certain things for certain tasks (e.g. geometry and vectors for graphics and games programming) but you can safely get away with basic algebra, arithmetic, and an understanding of what particular algorithms do (even if you're cloudy on exactly how they do it).

For you, my love.

>>400
On a suggestion from a dinosaur aged post on /code/, actually. I wouldn't say it's been a useless endeavor. I learned a lot about programming, had a blast, and I'm learning new, useful applications for my personal use every day. Even if it's old and I don't use it for any serious projects, I at least get some benefit. And there's always this CPAN that everyone is talking about. By the way, it's the first programming language that I've studied seriously. Is perl useless compared to other languages or something?

Is there anything else you might suggest? I've made a few other ventures into the world of programming. They did not end without some blood. Learn Python the Hard Way was boring and I felt like it didn't give any good explanation of the material. Think Python: How to Think Like a Computer Scientist, another python book, went over my head, mostly because I haven't completed a high school level math course (oh god, the most daunting thing on my to do list). I hear a lot of people suggest C, but I get the feeling I would get bored and give up on that. I'm interested in learning more about programming and hopefully having some fun along the way.

>>400
Digital paleontology?

>>399
lewd!

>>396 is there a reason you're learning perl? it's kind of a dinosaur...

There's tentacles everywhere and I left my underwear at home!

>>396
You should e-mail this to the author, they tend to love getting this kind of feedback.

There's an ice cream man outside.

Learning Perl is a great book and has helped me a lot with learning. One gripe, though, at least for the 6th edition. The chapter that covers filehandles includes no exercises that require the use of filehandles. A few chapters on, the very last in the series of chapters of regex, they expect you to have retained everything from the filehandle chapter.

Oh well, it's my fault for being a dumb ass and not paying attention.

no no no no no no no

>>393 Add your name to the bottom of this thread, and mail something strange and wonderful to >>1, and have a mod delete their post. Soon, you may get 606 packages!

>>385
I want to get random mail from internet people too...

>>391
I am insanely jealous of you right now.

My band-mates and I smoked weed with post-rock band Mono. We got high with Mono.

It seems like only a dream some few hours later.

Depression is no match for reckless overexposure to moe girls!

COMPUTING FUCK YEAH

>>380
Clean the sand out of your crotch. You'll feel much better.

>>383 Yeah, well, y'know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

>>383
Quick, make a personal wiki and rack in the internet fame (and stalkers).

I mailed a package to squeeks today filled with random toys. I bet he'll get a real kick out of the floppy disk Enterprise. It was by far one of my favorite craft projects.

My god, how weak!

>>375
You remind me of Shii. Your use of pompous words and phrases reads like one of his teenage essays (maybe that furry one).

>>369 I googled "ـاـاـاـاـاـا" and found myself here https://twitter dot com/aboganaas not what i was expecting

>>380
creative and marketing departments rarely work hand in hand.

>>375
It's a vehicle for getting little girls to get their moms to buy them mechandice.
You're a tool.

agyugyu

ドキュン！ドキュン！ドキュン！キターーーーーーーー！！

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Bananaphone!

*good for kids' development

>>373
No worries; I was raised with more sense than to talk about it in public.

>>374
I am liking the show as an objectively good show (bearing in mind that it's essentially a cartoon largely aimed at young girls, of course―it is refreshing to see that a show can be described this way that isn't also utterly vapid, and were I raising a daughter I would not be uncomfortable letting her watch this show so far). However, it isn't the life-changing experience that the Internet promised it would be. Subjectively, it doesn't even come close to being my favorite, because there isn't any personal meaning in it for me, and I don't really relate to any one of the characters that much.

As something of an art and media junkie though, yeah, I enjoy it. In my gloooorious, self-vaunted estimation, it isn't part of the sea of shit that Sturgeon denoted. The animation is competent rather than mind-blowing (TV show budget is like that), but it is noticeably strong on the Appeal principle. I didn't notice any flaw in the composition or framing, so while I am not a good judge of that I'd say it was a good job. I think the music could use a little work―but whatever, it's nice that they have songs once in a while (science says music is for kids' development, y'know?).

I don't know that anyone on God's beautiful Earth is rightfully hated for being a fan of something innocuous[1], though I do not deny that a good deal of fans are annoying about it in the same way that some fans can be and have been annoying about anything (considering I used to be an active participant in the Sonic and furry fandoms, I think I would know...). Bad people can be found in any tribe.

I see myself as less "fandom", more "fan", so I don't know whether to consider a brony a fan or a fandom fan for this evaluation; I'd rather sidestep that question and leave my answer thus.

[1] I'm leaving fandoms for patently disgusting things out of this picture, of course. Not really everybody agrees on what patently disgusting things are, is why. But I don't see how anyone in industrialized society besides a true jerk would find this show patently disgusting (I'm completely certain you can find that sort of jerk on Tumblr, though!).

>>370
I think that common folk calls it a plot. The pun being "I watch [FiM] for the plot."

Do you enjoy this show? Do you believe that bronies are rightfully hated?

>>370
i don't think that's something you should be talking about in public.

>>370
Finally, a word that rhymes with "purple"!

Fortune Summoners is so delightful. It's just what I needed.

I'm working my way through FiM. Today I stopped after (to put it succinctly) watching an episode about magical brands that appear on curples.

Curple meaning a horse's ass.

This will surely arise in your next freestylin'.

>>365
aaaaaaAAAAAAああああああアアアアアア아아아아아아ـاـاـاـاـاـا

>>368
ドキュン！ドキュン！ドキュン！キターーーーーーーー！！

I'd happily pay to be pounded by a little girl.

What sound does a DQN make?

I'd happily pay to pound a little girl.

I'd happily pay &pound;13 in order to be a little girl.

wonder how many scripts you could go through with that 'aaaaaAAAAAAAAあああああああああ' thing.

You can't say "mittens" without saying "Mitt".

どう終わりますか？
全然知らない。

I am pretty god damn awesome, now that I think about it.

I remember taking that, but I don't really remember how I became to do that with him. Him? HIM!

>>358
I didn't think it was particularly funny.

>>354
Half-assed attempt. Soon enough you'll reconstruct your standards in such a way that you'll make a half-assed attempt at making yourself even better, which for all intents and purposes will have been a full-assed attempt from your initial state. It only gets brighter from there.

>>354
Half assed attempt. Something is always better nothing.
>>346

>Plus I'd prefer to have the book in dead tree format.

HOLY FUCK I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY

>>354
My vote goes for admitting you won't do yourself any good. That way you can justify it to yourself, rather than having made some sort of attempt and feeling bad about it. Like when someone asks you to do an accent you can't do: it's better to say, "Sorry, I can't do it," than do it poorly (perhaps on purpose) and feel sad that you'll never be able to accurately imitate that accent.

>>354
My vote goes to the half-assed attempt.

Is it better to make a half-assed attempt at bettering yourself, or just admitting you won't do yourself any good.

Today I watched Dredd 3D. I dubbed cadet Anderson "espeon" for her cuteness and psychic powers. Needless to say, I was quite happy that she survived relatively unharmed!

>>351
Ignore that brute. I welcome every bit of learning.

>>350
Sorry.

Shut the fuck up, nerd.

Peppermint tea is so good. Though technically speaking, any "tea" not from the camellia sinensis is not tea. Rather, they're tisanes.