Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710
By my calculations, we will reach the 7000th of September somewhere around >>700 of this thread. How appropriate.
Click the nine-square thing in the upper-right corner to make the new tab page blank. But you should always use private browsing for that kind of thing, you can never be too safe.
>>619
Use different browser (Chrome? Opera?) for porn. Don't keep the links on your desktop or quick launch, because somebody might want to launch their favourite browser or simply click on a colourful icon.
>>620
Sometimes you have to rely on web history to get to some neat pages. You wouldn't want to have porn sites on your mind, would you?
The best thing is a personal desktop where you can even set tabs to reopen (I think it's "restore previous session" in FF). The downside is that you might get stuck on the same explicit material and feel like your life stuck in a loop. Mine did.
>>622
Firefox still generates thumbnails. It's dumb because now the FBI know I like loli, which is against federal law.
Firefox Users should be aware of the "Tab Groups" feature if they are not already.
>>625
I hate that feature. Maybe it's because it's too flashy and doesn't fit in with the rest of the GUI. I dislike most of the Web Developer features for the same reason (3D view, design view, etc.). They should be in an extension, not in the default browser. And they should use the system GUI elements, not their own ones just because they can use HTML/CSS. You might as well make the menus and form elements light-blue on dark-grey too.
>>626
Why's that?
It's really handy for when I'm at work and want to read comics/post on forums/whatever, I can switch right away to email and junk
>>627
I think maybe I'm just a luddite or a little autistic. I only started using tabs over windows about a year ago. Change and inconsistency rub me the wrong way.
Skeletons are a renewable resource.
>>629
Are you playing Minecraft too? I had this word-for-word same thought earlier.
>>630
Why yes, it was in relation to Minecraft. Great dokyuns think alike, as they say.
>>626
And here I am, craving the features you don't like. They're just so useful to me!
HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TO START POSTNG FASTER
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I wonder if there are videos of women using dragon dildoes?
I got my girlfriend addicted to minecraft recently. She's not really a gamer so I'm pretty happy.
http://spbtolerance.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vostok-zapad-rus.pdf
So, this is a leaflet for ex-USSR migrant workers. Broom and painting tools are greeted by humans. Nice, isn't it?
There are three chapters (coloured pages): "Entrance to Russia", "Prevention of HIV" and "Hints and Tips". Nice, isn't it?
>>636
They have a special site for that. I don't remember the url but I'm pretty sure it had "toys" in it.
Fire!
The bits! The bits!
You don't know what that means. Shut up.
>>636
I was falling asleep and suddenly this came to my mind: ttp://videos.toypics.net/
It seems to be offline at the moment.
>>643
Thanks! I just don't see how those things would fit inside most vagina. I guess now I'll find out.
Jesus Christ... I'm supposed to go to Howloscream with a friend. It started two hours ago, and we still haven't even left. What the fuck? 30 minutes ago said friend said he was gonna take a shower and then pick me up. Longest. Fucking. Shower. Ever...
Japanese math rock is incredible. Giraffes? Giraffes! eat your hearts out.
Does anyone actually use any of the other boards on 4-ch?
You guys need to post faster if you want to reach >>700 by the 7000th of September 1993.
This is a direct order
--The Management
Woah, that is creepy as hell. I am going to tell Squeeks about it when he wakes up. I don't think either of us have looked at this board in many months. How are the other six of you doing?
It appears all of the boards are lightly active. The board with the oldest most recent non-saged post is /sports/.
bitter
>>650
I'm ashamed and kind of giddy to admit that I've trolled /personal/ and /sexual/ on several occasions. It's difficult not to.
Goodbye, DQN. I mightn't see you again until the big day itself.
Even with the security update, Shiichan is still pretty awful and useless.
Wait, what happened to the Sexuality board, exactly?
I liked that board! All the Personal boards amuse me because they get a really steady stream of replies from people who I don't know where they come from. Sometimes I thought it was just one guy with lots of different personalities.
It's not easy being the internets greatest troll.
>>658
Oh no. When we hit the 1993-09-7000 singularity, will all the boards be gone?
It is my birthday!
I'm helping!
Mee too!
We gotta reach it in three days! Wheres my party hat?
ヘyロオkイフォrゴtトスィtchカタカナオッfハハハ
I'm pissed-up on life.
The obviously-intended-to-be-shocking Enderman death sound wasn't very scary, but that level-up noise made me jump out of my skin.
Well, now that's over, I'm bored.
I hope this hurricane kills me so I don't have to write that essay.
hi dqn,
I used to post here a lot a couple years ago but got kind of detached from the internet for a while. seems a lot of things have changed since then. do you still remember me?
posting itt to help the >>700get (っ´ω｀)っ
I should, fuck, GET OFF THIS COMPUTER!
WHY ARE WE LOOKING FOR REDWOOD?
HE'S A FUCK.
Ever since the semester started, I've had practically no life, but it will pay off in the end.
Gotta go to space. Gotta go to space!
Please go to space.
One day more till 7000.
ATCHATCH
At three in the morning, the sirens sounded and the faithful fell from their bunks in the frigid cold for the first of the day’s many prayers. Predictably, the priests walked through two minutes into the proceedings to ferret out anyone lacking sufficient faith. Their attention could be drawn by anyone attempting to hide from the cold, imperfectly mumbling their prayers, or not wailing loud enough when it was time. Any small failing in the all-important act of prayer was sure to bring misfortune when dealing with Espeon, the Son of God, Praise be Unto Him.
Three minutes in and the priests had left satisfied, the door locked behind them, and at five minutes all but the most faithful had climbed back into their beds. The lights were switched off, and praise was replaced by wet coughs, snoring, and annoyingly for Espeonito, the sound of masturbation from the bunk below his and urgings, despite the rules against it, to talk from the bunk above. Espeonoshi was up there, fresh from monastic orders. It had been a kind and merciful attempt to steer him back to perfect faith that cost him five kilograms in body weight to the monk’s diet, a tooth to rot, and two toes to frostbite. Despite all the mercy shown him, he seemed ready to return with this outrageous behavior: talking to the fellow faithful outside the allotted time...
Espeonoshi half-whispered and half-shouted: "Espeonito! Come on! Talk to me!"
“Not now!" Espeonito whispered back, and muttered beneath his breath, “Praisebeunhim." He hadn’t slept well after midnight prayers and now saw the wisdom in restricting idle talk to only fifteen minutes following dinner...
The door lock slid open and everyone audibly froze. Coughs were stifled, blankets tightened around necks, and the masturbation stopped, the offender loudly flopping onto his side. Everyone in the bunks surrounding him cringed; it was obvious that he had been caught and it took no time for the priests to find him. He was carried away screaming for reform in the monastery, to the great relief of his neighbors.
Espeonito hoped this reminder would quiet Espeonoshi, but it had no such effect.
“I’m telling you, I saw him up close, Espeonito! I could have reached out and touched him!"
“You’d be struck dead", Espeonito yawned the reminder, and again added “Praisebeuntohim" for good measure. He tried to sleep but it was not easy given all Espeonoshi had said of late even though it was most certainly a lie placed in his mind by the devils that Espeon, the Son of God ate alive...
When he had been taken away, Espeonoshi said he had first found his place in the monastic order in the rather comfortable job of cleaning a palace in the Great City. He spoke of wonders there such as pieces of glass that displayed scenes from around the world, but mostly men running and kicking a ball. He spent his time between the hourly prayers required of the monastic orders scrubbing floors and polishing furniture, never laying eyes on the master of this house until one day, by accident, he opened a door he had been told to never open and there he saw, he claimed anyway, Espeon, the Son of God. He sat before a panel of glass like the others in the house, though this one he made move by his will and a small device attached to it by a wire. According to Espeonoshi, this glass panel had on it the image of a nude goddess from a perfect world where eyes were large, noses and mouths small, and where no one grows old. While it would seem fitting that Espeon, the Son of God, Praise be Unto Him would wish to peer into the world from which he came from time to time, Espeonoshi suggested that the Son of God more than pined for it: he was masturbating to this image of godly perfection.
Espeonito tried very hard not to believe it but Espeonoshi had never lied before. Why wouldn’t Espeon just summon this goddess to him? Or he could have any woman in all the land, for they were his property after all. Then again, no mortal was the equal of a young goddess. Perhaps no goddess was willing to visit such an impure land lacking in faith. Espeonito’s faith was shaken by mere rumor, it seemed. Asking a priest for clarification would only send him to the very same harsh orders where Espeonoshi had eaten nothing but boiled buckwheat for seven months and spent his days cutting firewood in deep snow. Espeonito was left to stew in his thoughts, trying his best to think of better times when his faith had been unshaken...
Once Espeonoshi and he had left their work detail twenty minutes early to get a head start on all the others on the Great Day and managed to get a spot so close to the Holy Pillar that they might actually lay eyes on Him should he appear. They saw Espeon, the Son of God, as he truly must be: clean-shaven, wearing brilliant robes, voice booming over the masses gathered below Him. In acts of ultimate sacrifice, two monks near them slashed their throats the second He appeared before them and lay dying at their feet though the glory before Espeonoshi and he was so distracting they did not notice.
Espeon himself so rarely led the proceedings that they had not seen him since they were children and then only as a very distant speck, smaller than an ant they were so far away. They didn’t know what to expect and couldn’t think above the screaming of the masses. Normally it would be the issuing of extended dour prayers by priests followed by a reading of the annual production report, but this was going to prove much different. Espeon asked all to join along with him in a “song", a word that caused much confusion among the masses and they all looked to one another for an answer.
“Sing with me!" Espeon demanded, and he made a strange noise boom along with his voice.
That wonderful prayer, that wonderful work of art, as beautiful as any marble sculpture of Espeon, the Son of God, was still with him to this day and it warmed him just to think of it. He bit his tongue so as not to accidentally utter a single note of it out loud: “He was a sk8r boi, she said see ya later boi. He wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face but her head was up in space..."
(THE END)
Some notes: I had a dream that a business partner and I bought a building in San Francisco that was formerly a cult compound. The real estate agent explained that the cult members were not allowed to talk to one another. Evidently the cult had such a weak basis that discussing it even once would make the whole thing fall apart... and it did.
I was also going to try to explain that Espeon was jackin' it to Ichigo Mashimaro porn, but it was way too much work and that shit is boring even in summary...
Also, post count +1!
What a marvelous story, mr. >>682-687! I cried my eyes out as the undertone of NEET sacrifice became more apparent!
Reporting 1993-09-7000, Moscow time.
Just under 4 hours and 8 posts now.
We're not going to 700 GET until the 7001st.
The climax is starting...
okay everybody shhhh
This will be the lamest of 700 GETs to ever grace 4-ch.
I still love you all no less, disregarding of how "ironically" retarded some of you are!
>>706
>>695,696,698 were actually my current thoughts at the time I posted them
First that one faggot ruined the questions thread, now some faggot ruins this one, next someone will ruin the 700 thread one.
I just know it's going to be something like, "Ticks is le epic win xD #archduke" or some other dumb 4chan/circlejerk reference I don't understand.
>>708
Thanks for your comment, I really appreciate you making the situation better.
>>709
What does this even mean? Are you the kind of person who dislikes critics because they don't make movies/films/games themselves?
7000? That's nice. Here's to the next milestone, then.
It's nice that you like DQN, but I think you're getting a little bent out of shape!
You don't need surveillance cameras everywhere if you give cameras to the retards
They'll surveil everything that calls their attention, and won't feel surveilled themselves
Brilliant
This storm is sure bad. I can't wait until it passes.
sure is nice to be landlocked
>>708
this thread can't be ruined because it was never a good one to being with. CHECKMATE.
>700 Name: : 1993-09-6999 23:24
>This will be the lamest of 700 GETs to ever grace 4-ch.
Damnit guys.
QUICK GET TO THE >>777
I've never been so glad to break up with anyone before. What an idiot they turned out to be! (・ω・ )
Pulverised radioactive guinea pig brains on drugs.
Do you participate in distributed calculations like BOINC?
Recently, I decided to return after a half-year break and donate more of my CPU time to science. I estimate my new PC to be up to 50 times more productive than the old one.
I hope they will be able to finish the Clean Energy project soon.
Put me in the Lorenz butterfly attractor.
Antigone is really nice.
I want a gun and a cigarette and a car and the ability to drive.
Should first-timer like me build his own Linux from Scratch or just stick to Ubuntu?
>>728
I don't really see how "first-timer" and "build my entire own Operating System" go together.
Funny story about GCC, I used a preinstalled linux (modified XandrOS) on my EEE PC. One day I decided to do some C coding for the sake of the old days, BAM, I can't! Some dependencies were already installed and they were different from repo and something was completely missing. After killing a couple of evenings on this I gave up and never coded wrote a program again.
If you want to do some heavy lifting, Arch is a happy medium.
GCC is only good for one thing, and that's compiling your own compiler before it goes fully self-compiling.
>>730
I did LFS when I was a first timer. But only after I failed to install Gentoo. I realized my mistake when I built LFS.
It's hard but it's rewarding.
why are so many dokyuns computer nerds
>>735
When you have a group of people on an internet message board who spend all their time on their computers, you can bet quite a few of them will be computer nerds.
How are compiler made? Who programs the programs that program?
>>737
I imagine the first one was written in assembly, and the assembler was written in machine code.
I remember reading something about how one of the first compilers was actually created by tricking an interpreter into writing a program somehow, but I think I dreamt that.
For now she's still that vulgar brown colour, but I know she'll turn soon enough.
Clonepa is the theoretical pinnacle of human existence. We should all seek to become more like Clonepa.
Happy Halloween.
>>742
But he has genitals, just no butt. Also who wants to hang around with Beady Eyes?
I made my mum curve a pumpkin. It was cute.
I am an awful person.
That wasn't as cathartic as I hoped.
What could possibly be more important?
I FORGOT TO CARVE A PUMPKIN!!!
I drank that AJ too fast.
They may be stronger, more courageous, better equipped, fighting for a nobler cause and so on - but, never forget, there is one aspect they will never beat us in! We still have the pointiest buildings!
I want to know what the "☆ Madoka Magica Magikakafe The Movie" "Kyubei Kyu~u almond tofu" tastes like.~
I don't recall using teleportation, and yet there I was. Alone. Naked.
I wish the tag on this shirt I'm wearing wasn't so itchy.
What if I just killed everybody.
I want to go home and cry and scream into my pillow and sleep.
I can't see her. Not like this. Not with all this poop stuck to my anus.
Lonely night; no batteries for the Gemu Boi. ( ´ﾟωﾟ`)
put a face behind someone and suddenly they're terribly ugly.
Sick!
I liked that lamppost far more than the others. I shouldn't need to tell you why.
it's cold and i'm worried.
My life is ruined.
The Ghosts of You and MAAAAAAAAY! It's cold out here! I used to be a dead guy, DADADA now I'm a fucking JEDI! DADADA!
A crippling sense of inadequacy.
THE KEY TO JOY IS DISOBEDIENCE.
You'd better not disappoint me.
get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave
I would totally turn gay for Neil Cicierega.
So apparently, grandmothers aren't very good at telling if kids are high.
When time collapses, will I notice?
Touch me more!
Maybe if I mix these sauces, I'll make some sort of supersauce.
Homestuck - Light
Please call me.
tea tea tea tea tea tea MTP is shite all hail MSC
how do i break it i wonder?
No, poor Red! That was horrible.
Celadon City! It's so obvious!
dead treee raise ash
My hands are cold, my heart is cold - or perhaps it's just highly concentrated?
That boy was kind of cute - too bad he was awful at chess.
Did you give it away, give it away for free?
Yes, and I damned well regret it! No more chaos theory for me!
I hate everything and everyone right now
woah did i just take a million tokes at once?
i'm pruning my dad's ipod playlist, he told me at first just to fill it up with anything, so i kind of picked a large spattering of things i think he'd like; but, now he says there's too much shit and so i'm pruning it for him. DJ Sharpnel? Songs About Fucking? Cypress Hill? Why did I think that?
Booty House Anthems is just what my dad needs.
Are you ready for CAKE?
I've fucked up my right leg somehow.
I wonder what the 800 GET will be.
I miss my waifu.
I more eagerly await your Spring garments.
feeeeeet licking and belly rubbing and neck kissing~
Adding milk to Black T. I suppose next I shall be adding sugar and a biscuit on the side - hah!
Our sexual crossdressing hijinks brings out my teenage desire to do Loveless roleplay. I am so totally okay with this.
CLOSE THIS TAB AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!
No.
I'm SAD!
Fruit for the living, flowers for the dead.
Soap for the body, shampoo for the head.
I wonder what the turnout will be?
And we shall continue, time and time again, until you no longer fear it.
Bran!
Mittens is such a cute word.
I wish I could think of something to say to start a conversation so I could have fun talking to you instead of sitting here being all sad and stupid.
Guess I'll take a shower.
Why did you choose Obama?
Why in the world would a sane person vote for Obama?!
cos he's better than the moron!
i mean mormon
he he he
Haha! Suck on that, fungus!
>>820
When you're given the choice between Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber, you don't have much leeway.
Perhaps I'm a communist.
Even the first two letters are enough to set my heart aflutter!
Why would you choose a sexist rich-white-boy homophobic racist poor person hating bigot?!
I'm white!
I wwwwant to fix
cro
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I can hear the train, but I can't go see it.
You never hear about the most successful criminals.
Maybe I should become a serial killer. That would impress her.
Develop in a predictable order.
>>837
Tokiko please stop ruining the internet with your ticks obsession it's probably annoying people.
It's cold. I can't sleep. I keep waking my girlfriend up so she told me to get out of bed. Bored!
But it wouldn't be make believe
If you believed in me!
I don't care! Stop thinking I do.
I'm not making any progress whatsoever.
It snowed!
"A life without tragedies" indeed.
Alllll finished.
>>837
I'm not Bruno and I'm not referring to an Emily.
Nice try, though?
I was born ugly. Why can't I identify as an attractive person and be treated as such?
I scratched my bumhole and now my finger smells like poop
I need to talk to her, before she forgets me
In your favour.
Of course she won't reply.
Since it's speeding up, I wonder if the Universe will ever expand faster than the speed of light.
I don't like food any more.
LET'S CHELATE THESE BITCHES YEAH
anyone wanna party with me, i'm buying another bottle of pills this afternoon making me set up for a fourth plat trip on DXM
cough syrup party // cough syrup party // cough syrup party
Am I thinking this sentence, or did I have this thought then put it into words?
Stop talking about drugs, for fuck's sake.
I want to draw a penis on grandma's face.
>>855
Stop that. You need food. You really do.
Eat a green apple, I love those. They give you energy.
I know enough's enough
and you're leaving
You've had enough time to decide
on your freedom
but I can still find some hope
to believe in love
Well, she certainly seems to be enjoying herself.
like dxm but hate the taste? here's a guide to a friday night party drink that'll send you to the moon.
pour the
pour some 7up into a glass and enjoy a sip. fill up about a cup, you'll need the bottle a bit empty while you work. fill another glass with cold water and drop in a bottle of pills. let it sit for about twenty minutes. while you wait, shake the bottle of pop up to get out all of the bubbles. now once you're done waiting, take your soggy pills out, stick 'em on the paper towel, and poke a hole in the seam. quickly drop the pill into your soda bottle. every 5 pills or so, screw on the lid and shake the bottle a bunch. once you're done, shake hard again. using a strainer, pour your drugged 7up into yet another glass. push a fork hard against your little gelcaps just to get out as much drugs as you can. congrats, your first robodrink is done. you can pour your drink back into your 7up bottle. chug it fast!
now fill your empty bottle with your delsym. pour some water into the little syrup bottle and add that to your new bottle too. now pour in orange juice slowly. shake a lot and your second drink will be done. drink this one now and you'll have about a gram of dxm in you, which should be a very high third or fourth plateau trip. the mixing of dxm poli and hbr makes for a complex yet pleasant trip, while the work you went through makes it all much more pleasant and less likely to induce vomiting.
Where I lay down, on the floor, it said "OPIUM".
Something.
Holy shit, it's already dark! When did that happen?
Inside doesn't matter.
I'm going on a date with two twins tonight.
Two.
Because it's midnight!
The feet Joe or something
All drama, all the time.
On my own, on my own. On my own, on my own. On my own (on my own), on my own. On my own (on my own), on my own.
JIBUN DAKE NO KARARINGU!
As the floods of god washed away sin city, they say it was written in the page of the lord, but I was looking for that perfect Jazz note, that blew down the walls of Jericho.
Sweet Jesus, my farts smell of fasirt.
>>871,878
Just me, actually. I guess it was more hanging out, but we did date things and dressed as if it were a date.
At the end, the younger twin grabbed me and gave me a biiiig smooch in front of her sister. I thought it was kind of funny. Both girls are very sweet, honest, nice girls. They come from a conservative home and are very close. Their mom set a curfew of 7PM so we only had 3 hours together, but we all had a fantastic time.
Muslimgauze is the only good music. Everything else is shit.
i choked her
sexually frustrated
annoying
pseudo fallible
CUNT
Oh yeah, it's me, >>879
I forgot to mention that both of the twins were wearing mittens. One of them had the kind where you can pull off the top and you get fingerless gloves, but the other was a mittens purist.
This is the easy one.
With RequestPolicy the release emergency mittens button causes red flags to fall down instead.
Can't think; the clouds are too beautiful.
>>879
Was it a joke? I mean, how does going on a date with two twin sisters even work. Does it go like, only you and one of the twins are interested in each other, and the other twin is just along for the ride for fun? Sounds like it went really well.
> Both girls are very sweet, honest, nice girls. They come from a conservative home and are very close.
> At the end, the younger twin grabbed me and gave me a biiiig smooch in front of her sister.
Something about these two parts don't go together.
Ack!
I've had enough strife, enough war. Just let me go.
I wish people would stop bothering me. It's so annoying!
What lesson are you trying to teach me? I know you don't have intent, but what am I supposed to learn from this?
A$AP
The sheer beauty of absence, a density and a sparseness, and the rest is made of butterfly wings.
Does DQN have an irc channel?
I'm full of bourbon I can't stand up
>>895
There's #4-ch on synIRC but it's really really dead. I wish people would talk.
>>896
Hey little bird, fly away home, your house is on fire and your children are all alone.
>898
my house isn't on fire
i just checked
One of my earliest posts on DQN was a 900 GET in a previous iteration of this very thread. Oh, the memories!
I give up on sleeping. I'll just go for a walk, find a place to read and smoke some cigarettes while the sun comes up.
>Kill Me Baby
>Not about a Scottish abortion clinic
Snowflakes! Snowflakes are all that matter today.
What time is it?
I've had an idea kicking about for ages about using animated GIFs as album artwork for releases on my record label, wondering if anyone had done it before, whether itunes or other media players could display it etc., and I was giving it some serious thought just as I happened to finally be importing DQN ELECTRONICS QUADRX with a different gif for every album! Which kinda fucks up in itunes.
Okay, seriously, now you're just fucking with me. I haven't even done biology, you mad, mad people.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Internet_blacklist
These retards are going to end up banning everything they can google with vague keywords without even verifying the content.
They have already banned a post on EVE Online forum which described how drugs work in the game.
That's it. I'm moving to China.
They should ban wiki by domain or IP. What a joyful day full of online drama it's going to be!
>>908
that's funny, I was kind of thinking they should ban you.
no u, >>909. no u
Poor Espeon-tan.
Espeon did nothing wrong.
Creepy anime pedos are ruining anime.
>>911 it's just his shitposting that seems to annoy people here
>>916
He isn't shitposting. Well, at least he doesn't make DQN any worse, save for that tripcode bit.
If you value your soul, never look into the eyes of a horse. Your soul will be lost in the void of the horse.
I need to poop.
Hyperbolic functions for all.
i bumped it
I bumped it .
I Bumped It !
I BUMPED IT !!!
Vast cloud front sweeping in from the northern horizon, mightn't ever see sunlight again.
RELIGION BEEFSTEAK
You will die.
Brains? Hahahahahahahaha
I'm hearing Gymnopedie everywhere these days.
People need to stop pretending homosexuality is as common as heterosexuality.
"I started dating someone last week."
"Oh, what's his name...or her name?"
You didn't account for the fact her partner might be a genderqueer. What are you, transphobic?
>>932
The people asking "what is their name" is worse, because it implies siamese twins or people with multiple personalities (scoff) are more common than us single-bodied, and single-minded folk.
>>934
Nah, it only makes things more complicated whilst still implying that you might think that the other person is gay.
Just use the gender opposite to your conversational partner unless you know that he or she is openly gay.
I just assume everyone is gay. It's how it should be anyway.
>>937
All kinds of porn are equally awful. Just stick to doujin.
I secretly wish I was gay, and I force myself to look at gay porn, and force myself to orgasm to it. But I just can't I wish there was some what to just make yourself gay. But I can't. I just can't date women anymore. All they do is hurt me and they never care about me they just care about what I can do for them and it hurts and and aaaaa (´Д`)
>>941
Women just have the same rights as men (almost). I hate men who sleep around, so now I apply that same standard to women. It has nothing to do with gender or feminism, but everything to do with society in general.
Basically, you should become a misanthropist instead of a misogynist.
things i should be doing:
- studying
things i am doing:
- drugs
( ・-・)
>>939
There is something wrong with you, I agree. In English, when you don't know the pronoun of the guy you're talking about, rule of thumb is to say "he" unless it'd otherwise be absurd.
>>941
My girlfriend's conservative and comes from a Mormon home. It's funny because even though I'm incredibly left-wing, she's so far just the kind of girl I like.
My shrine has only one worshipper and he's an asshole.
I'm sorry for being sad all the time, DQN.
I'm just so sad !
Don't worry, >>946, I'm sad all the time as well! I love my bittersweet DQN.
>>944
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
There is a great example: "One student failed their exam"
Usage of he would imply that men are failures (even though it was a dumb blonde who failed).
Oh, my poor head. Poor me.
>>944
It's common to use the singular they. Also no one cares about your girlfriend.
What if
WHAT IF
solar
Thousands of white woolly sheep, galloping majestically across the tundra.
i hate singular they as well
your iq is pushing 90 tops if you think it's good
There's some behind-the-scenes drama going on with people here. I know I shouldn't care and we've had a few little episodes over the years, but I feel left out.
>>955
I think that this drama comes from other text boards and probably IRC or IMs. It's pretty terrible and dokyuns should pretend that they don't recognize each other.
My head hurts! And I hate moving - so much damn work.
My only contact with other DQNs is at the Elitist Superstructure because screw checking other boards.
There is a picture of Barney in the results for "evil yoshi" on Google Image Search.
Interesting.
I don't need to do anything and they seem to place themselves in my path. Fine then, I'll do you all!
I'm a wanted man in my own name
list of dqns:
Espeon, Storlek, me, Cairnarvon, richardus, Bun, feor, Archduke/Tokiko, ticks, nabia/tokoitoskue, Andrew, halcy (?), pognivent, squeeks (???), space giko, kurisu, LiteralKa, Wik, Airskadt, 0037, sprum, TheShadowFog
too lazy to list more, gonna do a line of mxe
which dqn would u fuk
Old black Joe is still picking cotton for your mittens and bows.
>964
>doesn't know of the other IRC channel
Haha.
Huh, is there at least one IRC channel? Do you discuss upcoming posts and make collective strategies to win in games like Nomic?
I only used to hang out at Bar Giko.
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DQN
it's not a popularity contest
>>945
Update: my shrine now has no worshippers, but at least I can say that all of my worshippers are nice, amicable people.
It's "Homo sapiens," not "Homo sapien," damn it.
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>>964
Hey, glad people still remember me. I think that only 40% of 4-ch users visit IRC.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20344750
I'm torn between "Sore loser", "Should've learned from Russian elections" and "Hmm, Obama met with Putin".
>>964 i post lots every day here and i'm not in that list
also i think i have a crush on literalka
I've never used a pseudonym and I feel like I'm missing out. As though all the cool kids are doing something and I've just misunderstood all this time.
I saw her twin reading some Dr Who novel, so I lent her my copy of Willy G's Neuromancer!
Who is Literalka? Is she Russian?
>>980
Don't worry! Those people were just like you, except they starved for fame and attention. Thus began their down-going.
Carnage!
> Neuromancer
Great ideas, boring book.
I miss when "X the poster above you" were occasional threads and not the point of the board.
When did people start thinking DQN = forum games? Do they think this is what Channel2 is like?
>>983
I never posted with a name or trip anywhere and somehow my nick is there...
So beautiful as to cause a literal aching pain in my lower chest.
>>985
For the second and third books in the trilogy, I agree. Neuromancer was great, methinks, and the latter two were just godawful elaborations of unnecessary proportion.
If you mean it literally, it’s not really necessary to say so.
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>>986
I don't think dqn has ever tried really hard to imitate 2channel. Here are the first 8 threads on News4VIP right now:
1: Things that make you're grateful for when you have a cold
2: Your face is disgusting, but your personality...is disgusting too wwww
3: Animal forest general chat
4: Some Koreans came to my high school yesterday
5: The scariest thing about the manga "Kindaichi Case Files"
6: I bought a motorcycleｗｗｗｗｗ
7: Somebody tried to molest me but I molested them
8: I've lost all my self-respect
If you'd rather have more of these kinds of threads, take the plunge and make them! I see DQN as a place to chill out and post whatever you want. It's elitist quality. Trends come and go here - character threads, creative collaboration (like the song threads or short nove), forum games, whatever.
There is nothing sweeter than that slight breeze before it rains.
>>989
I agree, I even started to procrastinate instead of reading and had to force myself to finish them.
DQN is an exciting place to be and I'm glad being here is something I often do
Those were some nice noodles.
I have to get some wax and shave every millimeter of my body.
