[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#8] (999)

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 23:04

Click the nine-square thing in the upper-right corner to make the new tab page blank. But you should always use private browsing for that kind of thing, you can never be too safe.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 23:49

>>619
Use different browser (Chrome? Opera?) for porn. Don't keep the links on your desktop or quick launch, because somebody might want to launch their favourite browser or simply click on a colourful icon.

>>620
Sometimes you have to rely on web history to get to some neat pages. You wouldn't want to have porn sites on your mind, would you?

The best thing is a personal desktop where you can even set tabs to reopen (I think it's "restore previous session" in FF). The downside is that you might get stuck on the same explicit material and feel like your life stuck in a loop. Mine did.

622 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6996 00:14

>>619
You can not only turn that off like >>620-san said but you can also pin each tile in place with your favorite sites that you choose instead of recent ones or whatever.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 00:36

>>622
Firefox still generates thumbnails. It's dumb because now the FBI know I like loli, which is against federal law.

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 13:56

>>620>>621>>622
Thanks, dqns!

I'm pretty sure one of the waitresses saw it. This morning she gave me a look. Oh well, I'm already a natural outcast, so I don't care if people think I'm a pervert. As long as they're not my family or my boss.

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 15:45

Firefox Users should be aware of the "Tab Groups" feature if they are not already.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 16:04

>>625
I hate that feature. Maybe it's because it's too flashy and doesn't fit in with the rest of the GUI. I dislike most of the Web Developer features for the same reason (3D view, design view, etc.). They should be in an extension, not in the default browser. And they should use the system GUI elements, not their own ones just because they can use HTML/CSS. You might as well make the menus and form elements light-blue on dark-grey too.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 16:25

>>626
Why's that?

It's really handy for when I'm at work and want to read comics/post on forums/whatever, I can switch right away to email and junk

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 16:32

>>627
I think maybe I'm just a luddite or a little autistic. I only started using tabs over windows about a year ago. Change and inconsistency rub me the wrong way.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:20

Skeletons are a renewable resource.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 22:27

>>629
Are you playing Minecraft too? I had this word-for-word same thought earlier.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 22:31

>>630
Why yes, it was in relation to Minecraft. Great dokyuns think alike, as they say.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:04

>>629-631
I love you guys.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:30

>>626
And here I am, craving the features you don't like. They're just so useful to me!

HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TO START POSTNG FASTER

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:32

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635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:33

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636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:37

I wonder if there are videos of women using dragon dildoes?

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:56

>>636
That depends on your definition of dragon dildo.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:02

I got my girlfriend addicted to minecraft recently. She's not really a gamer so I'm pretty happy.

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:26

http://spbtolerance.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vostok-zapad-rus.pdf
So, this is a leaflet for ex-USSR migrant workers. Broom and painting tools are greeted by humans. Nice, isn't it?

There are three chapters (coloured pages): "Entrance to Russia", "Prevention of HIV" and "Hints and Tips". Nice, isn't it?

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:27

>>636
They have a special site for that. I don't remember the url but I'm pretty sure it had "toys" in it.

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:28

Fire!

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:30

The bits! The bits!

You don't know what that means. Shut up.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:38

>>636
I was falling asleep and suddenly this came to my mind: ttp://videos.toypics.net/
It seems to be offline at the moment.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:41

>>643
Thanks! I just don't see how those things would fit inside most vagina. I guess now I'll find out.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 01:29

Jesus Christ... I'm supposed to go to Howloscream with a friend. It started two hours ago, and we still haven't even left. What the fuck? 30 minutes ago said friend said he was gonna take a shower and then pick me up. Longest. Fucking. Shower. Ever...

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 02:20

Japanese math rock is incredible. Giraffes? Giraffes! eat your hearts out.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 04:21

Does anyone actually use any of the other boards on 4-ch?

648 Name: Shii!!SKucOrqw : 1993-09-6997 04:42

You guys need to post faster if you want to reach >>700 by the 7000th of September 1993.

This is a direct order

--The Management

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 04:42

I wondered about that once, and made the tactical error of checking out the sexuality board.

Can't recommend it.

650 Name: Shii!!SKucOrqw : 1993-09-6997 05:30

Woah, that is creepy as hell. I am going to tell Squeeks about it when he wakes up. I don't think either of us have looked at this board in many months. How are the other six of you doing?

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 06:16

It appears all of the boards are lightly active. The board with the oldest most recent non-saged post is /sports/.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:04

bitter

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:10

>>649
I concur. I will never check any other board again.

>>648,650
I love you, Shii!

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:46

>>650
I'm ashamed and kind of giddy to admit that I've trolled /personal/ and /sexual/ on several occasions. It's difficult not to.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 10:24

Goodbye, DQN. I mightn't see you again until the big day itself.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 12:55

Even with the security update, Shiichan is still pretty awful and useless.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 15:42

Wait, what happened to the Sexuality board, exactly?

I liked that board! All the Personal boards amuse me because they get a really steady stream of replies from people who I don't know where they come from. Sometimes I thought it was just one guy with lots of different personalities.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:29

>>657
I think it got deleted, probably entropy from the dqn.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:32

It's not easy being the internets greatest troll.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:39

>>658
Oh no. When we hit the 1993-09-7000 singularity, will all the boards be gone?

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:44

Reminds me, on Shiichan you can >>1000-1 to read backwards.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 17:42

It is my birthday!

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 19:59

>>662
Happy birthday, Andrew!

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:21

>>662
How old are you Andrew?

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:27

I'm helping!

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:29

Mee too!

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:31

We gotta reach it in three days! Wheres my party hat?

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:31

Who's Andrew?

>>662
Happy birthday and >>666 to you, ( ˃ ˂)!

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 01:17

wyIkCtHrStgXBtchJ^JiIbfnnn

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 07:41

I'm pissed-up on life.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:27

The obviously-intended-to-be-shocking Enderman death sound wasn't very scary, but that level-up noise made me jump out of my skin.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:09

Well, now that's over, I'm bored.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 05:03

I hope this hurricane kills me so I don't have to write that essay.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 07:18

We need to get closer to >>700, but not too close for somebody lame to GET >>700 earlier.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 08:20

hi dqn,

I used to post here a lot a couple years ago but got kind of detached from the internet for a while. seems a lot of things have changed since then. do you still remember me?

posting itt to help the >>700get (LցM)

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 12:40

I should, fuck, GET OFF THIS COMPUTER!
WHY ARE WE LOOKING FOR REDWOOD?
HE'S A FUCK.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 13:28

Ever since the semester started, I've had practically no life, but it will pay off in the end.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 13:52

Gotta go to space. Gotta go to space!

Please go to space.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 14:40

One day more till 7000.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 14:47

ATCHATCH

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 14:49

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:06

I was going to edit this so that it was shorter and funnier, but we need posts to get to >>700 for the 7000th and... well, I'm pretty lazy. It has been awhile. Prepare yourselves for

THE ONGOING SAGA OF ESPEON, WORLD ADVENTURER/FIEND

Part Whatever: Post Count +1

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:07

At three in the morning, the sirens sounded and the faithful fell from their bunks in the frigid cold for the first of the dayfs many prayers. Predictably, the priests walked through two minutes into the proceedings to ferret out anyone lacking sufficient faith. Their attention could be drawn by anyone attempting to hide from the cold, imperfectly mumbling their prayers, or not wailing loud enough when it was time. Any small failing in the all-important act of prayer was sure to bring misfortune when dealing with Espeon, the Son of God, Praise be Unto Him.
Three minutes in and the priests had left satisfied, the door locked behind them, and at five minutes all but the most faithful had climbed back into their beds. The lights were switched off, and praise was replaced by wet coughs, snoring, and annoyingly for Espeonito, the sound of masturbation from the bunk below his and urgings, despite the rules against it, to talk from the bunk above. Espeonoshi was up there, fresh from monastic orders. It had been a kind and merciful attempt to steer him back to perfect faith that cost him five kilograms in body weight to the monkfs diet, a tooth to rot, and two toes to frostbite. Despite all the mercy shown him, he seemed ready to return with this outrageous behavior: talking to the fellow faithful outside the allotted time...

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:08

Espeonoshi half-whispered and half-shouted: "Espeonito! Come on! Talk to me!"
gNot now!" Espeonito whispered back, and muttered beneath his breath, gPraisebeunhim." He hadnft slept well after midnight prayers and now saw the wisdom in restricting idle talk to only fifteen minutes following dinner...
The door lock slid open and everyone audibly froze. Coughs were stifled, blankets tightened around necks, and the masturbation stopped, the offender loudly flopping onto his side. Everyone in the bunks surrounding him cringed; it was obvious that he had been caught and it took no time for the priests to find him. He was carried away screaming for reform in the monastery, to the great relief of his neighbors.
Espeonito hoped this reminder would quiet Espeonoshi, but it had no such effect.
gIfm telling you, I saw him up close, Espeonito! I could have reached out and touched him!"
gYoufd be struck dead", Espeonito yawned the reminder, and again added gPraisebeuntohim" for good measure. He tried to sleep but it was not easy given all Espeonoshi had said of late even though it was most certainly a lie placed in his mind by the devils that Espeon, the Son of God ate alive...

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:10

When he had been taken away, Espeonoshi said he had first found his place in the monastic order in the rather comfortable job of cleaning a palace in the Great City. He spoke of wonders there such as pieces of glass that displayed scenes from around the world, but mostly men running and kicking a ball. He spent his time between the hourly prayers required of the monastic orders scrubbing floors and polishing furniture, never laying eyes on the master of this house until one day, by accident, he opened a door he had been told to never open and there he saw, he claimed anyway, Espeon, the Son of God. He sat before a panel of glass like the others in the house, though this one he made move by his will and a small device attached to it by a wire. According to Espeonoshi, this glass panel had on it the image of a nude goddess from a perfect world where eyes were large, noses and mouths small, and where no one grows old. While it would seem fitting that Espeon, the Son of God, Praise be Unto Him would wish to peer into the world from which he came from time to time, Espeonoshi suggested that the Son of God more than pined for it: he was masturbating to this image of godly perfection.
Espeonito tried very hard not to believe it but Espeonoshi had never lied before. Why wouldnft Espeon just summon this goddess to him? Or he could have any woman in all the land, for they were his property after all. Then again, no mortal was the equal of a young goddess. Perhaps no goddess was willing to visit such an impure land lacking in faith. Espeonitofs faith was shaken by mere rumor, it seemed. Asking a priest for clarification would only send him to the very same harsh orders where Espeonoshi had eaten nothing but boiled buckwheat for seven months and spent his days cutting firewood in deep snow. Espeonito was left to stew in his thoughts, trying his best to think of better times when his faith had been unshaken...

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:11

Once Espeonoshi and he had left their work detail twenty minutes early to get a head start on all the others on the Great Day and managed to get a spot so close to the Holy Pillar that they might actually lay eyes on Him should he appear. They saw Espeon, the Son of God, as he truly must be: clean-shaven, wearing brilliant robes, voice booming over the masses gathered below Him. In acts of ultimate sacrifice, two monks near them slashed their throats the second He appeared before them and lay dying at their feet though the glory before Espeonoshi and he was so distracting they did not notice.
Espeon himself so rarely led the proceedings that they had not seen him since they were children and then only as a very distant speck, smaller than an ant they were so far away. They didnft know what to expect and couldnft think above the screaming of the masses. Normally it would be the issuing of extended dour prayers by priests followed by a reading of the annual production report, but this was going to prove much different. Espeon asked all to join along with him in a gsong", a word that caused much confusion among the masses and they all looked to one another for an answer.
gSing with me!" Espeon demanded, and he made a strange noise boom along with his voice.
That wonderful prayer, that wonderful work of art, as beautiful as any marble sculpture of Espeon, the Son of God, was still with him to this day and it warmed him just to think of it. He bit his tongue so as not to accidentally utter a single note of it out loud: gHe was a sk8r boi, she said see ya later boi. He wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face but her head was up in space..."

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:20

(THE END)

Some notes: I had a dream that a business partner and I bought a building in San Francisco that was formerly a cult compound. The real estate agent explained that the cult members were not allowed to talk to one another. Evidently the cult had such a weak basis that discussing it even once would make the whole thing fall apart... and it did.

I was also going to try to explain that Espeon was jackin' it to Ichigo Mashimaro porn, but it was way too much work and that shit is boring even in summary...

Also, post count +1!

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 15:53

( ^Q^) < Just wanted to see if that looked good.

689 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6999 17:26

What a marvelous story, mr. >>682-687! I cried my eyes out as the undertone of NEET sacrifice became more apparent!

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 18:53

>>688 that looks terrible don't do that any more really

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 20:05

Reporting 1993-09-7000, Moscow time.

692 Name: : 1993-09-6999 21:10

Just under 4 hours and 8 posts now.

693 Name: : 1993-09-6999 21:36

We're not going to 700 GET until the 7001st.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:05

The climax is starting...

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:22

hey we're about to meet >>700

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:25

>>682 ac;dr

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:26

-voot-

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:28

okay everybody shhhh

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:34

what

700 Name: : 1993-09-6999 23:24

This will be the lamest of 700 GETs to ever grace 4-ch.

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:28

>>700 hairy asscake!

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:28

>>700

>1993-09-6999

There's always one.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:29

( E-E) 700ge AW FUCKFLAPS

704 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6999 23:34

I still love you all no less, disregarding of how "ironically" retarded some of you are!

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:39

>>704 no u

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:45

If only you didn't aimlessly flood this thread with >>694-699 which shouldn't even count as somebody's current thought... You made it so tempting for >>700 to poop this whole affair.

Still, we can get the other thread to >>700 in one day.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:53

>>706
>>695,696,698 were actually my current thoughts at the time I posted them

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:58

First that one faggot ruined the questions thread, now some faggot ruins this one, next someone will ruin the 700 thread one.

I just know it's going to be something like, "Ticks is le epic win xD #archduke" or some other dumb 4chan/circlejerk reference I don't understand.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 01:41

>>708
Thanks for your comment, I really appreciate you making the situation better.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 02:08

>>709
What does this even mean? Are you the kind of person who dislikes critics because they don't make movies/films/games themselves?

711 Name: sage : 1993-09-7000 02:40

>>705-710

Let's all sit down and have some tea! ( EցE) UU(EցE )

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 03:12

7000? That's nice. Here's to the next milestone, then.

>>708

It's nice that you like DQN, but I think you're getting a little bent out of shape!

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 03:44

You don't need surveillance cameras everywhere if you give cameras to the retards

They'll surveil everything that calls their attention, and won't feel surveilled themselves

Brilliant

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 03:52

>>712
Shut up, Tokiko.

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 04:05

This storm is sure bad. I can't wait until it passes.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 04:58

sure is nice to be landlocked

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 05:07

>>708
this thread can't be ruined because it was never a good one to being with. CHECKMATE.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 10:03

>>717
Get out.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 12:28

>700 Name: : 1993-09-6999 23:24
>This will be the lamest of 700 GETs to ever grace 4-ch.

Damnit guys.

QUICK GET TO THE >>777

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 12:37

>>700

>23:24
>23:24
>23:24

YOU HAD LESS THAN AN HOUR TO WAIT

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 12:41

>>719
Why, what's the point? It isn't 7777th. We have another thread to bump to >>700 before this day is over.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 15:57

I've never been so glad to break up with anyone before. What an idiot they turned out to be! (EցE )

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 16:07

Pulverised radioactive guinea pig brains on drugs.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 21:55

Do you participate in distributed calculations like BOINC?

Recently, I decided to return after a half-year break and donate more of my CPU time to science. I estimate my new PC to be up to 50 times more productive than the old one.

I hope they will be able to finish the Clean Energy project soon.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 22:07

Put me in the Lorenz butterfly attractor.

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 01:30

Antigone is really nice.
I want a gun and a cigarette and a car and the ability to drive.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 02:22

>>722
Why didn't you like her?

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 17:59

Should first-timer like me build his own Linux from Scratch or just stick to Ubuntu?

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 18:30

You should get a copy of GCC and write your own OS. That way, it'll do everything you want it to the way you want it to do it.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 18:40

>>728
I don't really see how "first-timer" and "build my entire own Operating System" go together.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 18:43

Funny story about GCC, I used a preinstalled linux (modified XandrOS) on my EEE PC. One day I decided to do some C coding for the sake of the old days, BAM, I can't! Some dependencies were already installed and they were different from repo and something was completely missing. After killing a couple of evenings on this I gave up and never coded wrote a program again.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 18:45

If you want to do some heavy lifting, Arch is a happy medium.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 19:22

GCC is only good for one thing, and that's compiling your own compiler before it goes fully self-compiling.

734 Name: : 1993-09-7001 19:29

>>730
I did LFS when I was a first timer. But only after I failed to install Gentoo. I realized my mistake when I built LFS.
It's hard but it's rewarding.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 20:26

why are so many dokyuns computer nerds

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 20:28

>>735
When you have a group of people on an internet message board who spend all their time on their computers, you can bet quite a few of them will be computer nerds.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 20:32

How are compiler made? Who programs the programs that program?

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 20:36

>>737
I imagine the first one was written in assembly, and the assembler was written in machine code.

I remember reading something about how one of the first compilers was actually created by tricking an interpreter into writing a program somehow, but I think I dreamt that.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 21:45

For now she's still that vulgar brown colour, but I know she'll turn soon enough.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 22:30

>>736
Let me add, not just any message board but a rather secluded one. A board that doesn't have funny pictures and similar content that generic users like. It also spooks hipsters and their wannabes away because it's imageless seriously.

>>738
So, compilers are like... people?

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 22:55

Clonepa is the theoretical pinnacle of human existence. We should all seek to become more like Clonepa.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 23:51

>>741
Especially the no genitals and short lifespan parts!

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 00:32

>>739
whatre you going on about

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 00:38

Happy Halloween.

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 01:37

>>743
Burn wounds.

>>744
Thanks, you too!

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 01:39

>>742
But he has genitals, just no butt. Also who wants to hang around with Beady Eyes?

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 05:15

I wanted to do something really scary for Halloween.

So I dressed up as a sex offender.

Then I raped some people went trick-or-treating.

It was kind of disappointing how people immediately guessed what I was.

My underwear was bulging with candy by the time I got home.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 06:30

>>745
i fail to see what's so common about burn wounds

>>747
mind if i reach in there and take a look around? i stayed inside my apartment with no candy and reread hegel

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 06:44

I made my mum curve a pumpkin. It was cute.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 10:56

I am an awful person.

That wasn't as cathartic as I hoped.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 12:09

What could possibly be more important?

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 12:49

I FORGOT TO CARVE A PUMPKIN!!!

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 13:37

I drank that AJ too fast.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 15:18

They may be stronger, more courageous, better equipped, fighting for a nobler cause and so on - but, never forget, there is one aspect they will never beat us in! We still have the pointiest buildings!

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 16:40

I want to know what the " Madoka Magica Magikakafe The Movie" "Kyubei Kyu~u almond tofu" tastes like.~

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 18:28

I don't recall using teleportation, and yet there I was. Alone. Naked.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 19:27

I wish the tag on this shirt I'm wearing wasn't so itchy.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 19:50

What if I just killed everybody.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 22:44

I want to go home and cry and scream into my pillow and sleep.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 01:32

I can't see her. Not like this. Not with all this poop stuck to my anus.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 03:14

Lonely night; no batteries for the Gemu Boi. ( L߃`)

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 06:02

put a face behind someone and suddenly they're terribly ugly.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 09:45

>>762
ohhhh

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 11:40

Sick!

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 16:46

I got in touch with my feminine side and it nagged me incessantly.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 17:28

I liked that lamppost far more than the others. I shouldn't need to tell you why.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 21:10

it's cold and i'm worried.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 21:13

My life is ruined.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 22:52

The Ghosts of You and MAAAAAAAAY! It's cold out here! I used to be a dead guy, DADADA now I'm a fucking JEDI! DADADA!

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 23:00

A crippling sense of inadequacy.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 23:32

THE KEY TO JOY IS DISOBEDIENCE.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 00:34

You'd better not disappoint me.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 01:03

get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away get away leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 03:05

I would totally turn gay for Neil Cicierega.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 05:07

So apparently, grandmothers aren't very good at telling if kids are high.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 08:41

When time collapses, will I notice?

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 15:25

Touch me more!

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 16:25

Maybe if I mix these sauces, I'll make some sort of supersauce.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 16:50

>>778 that is usually my current thought

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 17:40

>>778
It turned into a mistake. Restores one HP and one FP.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 19:22

Homestuck - Light

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 19:45

Please call me.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 22:45

tea tea tea tea tea tea MTP is shite all hail MSC
how do i break it i wonder?

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 00:19

No, poor Red! That was horrible.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 02:24

Celadon City! It's so obvious!

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 05:11

dead treee raise ash

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 16:00

My hands are cold, my heart is cold - or perhaps it's just highly concentrated?

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 16:24

That boy was kind of cute - too bad he was awful at chess.

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 21:24

Did you give it away, give it away for free?

Yes, and I damned well regret it! No more chaos theory for me!

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 22:18

I hate everything and everyone right now

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 23:05

>>790

>>>/edgy/

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 02:18

woah did i just take a million tokes at once?

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 02:48

i'm pruning my dad's ipod playlist, he told me at first just to fill it up with anything, so i kind of picked a large spattering of things i think he'd like; but, now he says there's too much shit and so i'm pruning it for him. DJ Sharpnel? Songs About Fucking? Cypress Hill? Why did I think that?

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 02:53

Booty House Anthems is just what my dad needs.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 11:52

Are you ready for CAKE?

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 13:59

I've fucked up my right leg somehow.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 18:01

I've got "Cuffy cheese bucky?" stuck in my head, and it's starting to really annoy me.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 00:25

>>797
I'm so sorry

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 01:07

I wonder what the 800 GET will be.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 02:12

I miss my waifu.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 02:14

>>800
She'll be home soon. I'm done with her for now.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 02:34

>>801
:iceburn:

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 08:50

I more eagerly await your Spring garments.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 12:43

Motorcity is DEEEEEAAAAAD (mD`)╯c

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 13:23

feeeeeet licking and belly rubbing and neck kissing~

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 14:58

Adding milk to Black T. I suppose next I shall be adding sugar and a biscuit on the side - hah!

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 15:21

Our sexual crossdressing hijinks brings out my teenage desire to do Loveless roleplay. I am so totally okay with this.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 16:33

CLOSE THIS TAB AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 17:29

No.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 18:14

I'm SAD!

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 18:20

Fruit for the living, flowers for the dead.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 18:56

Soap for the body, shampoo for the head.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 19:17

I wonder what the turnout will be?

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 20:10

And we shall continue, time and time again, until you no longer fear it.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 00:59

Bran!

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 01:14

Mittens is such a cute word.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 02:30

I wish I could think of something to say to start a conversation so I could have fun talking to you instead of sitting here being all sad and stupid.

Guess I'll take a shower.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 04:40

Well, fuck.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 06:35

>>815
Cracklin' Oats Bran

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 07:45

Why did you choose Obama?

Why in the world would a sane person vote for Obama?!

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 08:49

cos he's better than the moron!

i mean mormon

he he he

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 09:59

Well, on the upside, now you guys are the establishment.

Enjoy!

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 10:48

Haha! Suck on that, fungus!

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 12:51

>>820
When you're given the choice between Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber, you don't have much leeway.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 13:12

Perhaps I'm a communist.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 14:33

Even the first two letters are enough to set my heart aflutter!

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 17:38

Why would you choose a sexist rich-white-boy homophobic racist poor person hating bigot?!

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 20:04

>>827

Obama's not white! He just acts white.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 21:46

I'm white!

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 22:08

I wwwwant to fix
cro
cro cro
cro

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 22:23

I'd rather be white than right!

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 22:54

I can hear the train, but I can't go see it.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 23:54

You never hear about the most successful criminals.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 00:31

Maybe I should become a serial killer. That would impress her.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 01:27

>>833
Sometimes they write communiqués

836 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7009 01:30

Develop in a predictable order.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 03:08

>>834
Shut the fuck up about Emily, Bruno.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 04:29

>>837
Tokiko please stop ruining the internet with your ticks obsession it's probably annoying people.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 08:18

It's cold. I can't sleep. I keep waking my girlfriend up so she told me to get out of bed. Bored!

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 09:08

But it wouldn't be make believe
If you believed in me!

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 11:35

I don't care! Stop thinking I do.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 12:28

I'm not making any progress whatsoever.

843 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7009 13:23

It snowed!

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 15:00

"A life without tragedies" indeed.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 15:27

Alllll finished.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 18:14

>>837
I'm not Bruno and I'm not referring to an Emily.

Nice try, though?

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 19:00

I was born ugly. Why can't I identify as an attractive person and be treated as such?

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 19:03

I scratched my bumhole and now my finger smells like poop

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 20:20

I need to talk to her, before she forgets me

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 20:55

In your favour.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 21:30

Of course she won't reply.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 22:17

Since it's speeding up, I wonder if the Universe will ever expand faster than the speed of light.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 23:10

>>852
It already does.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 00:37

>>848
Careful, man. Correlation isn't automatically causation. Where else has your finger been recently?

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 08:57

I don't like food any more.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 10:13

LET'S CHELATE THESE BITCHES YEAH

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 17:16

http://i.imgur.com/r5veI.jpg

anyone wanna party with me, i'm buying another bottle of pills this afternoon making me set up for a fourth plat trip on DXM

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 17:29

cough syrup party // cough syrup party // cough syrup party

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 18:40

Am I thinking this sentence, or did I have this thought then put it into words?

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 19:18

Stop talking about drugs, for fuck's sake.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 19:53

I want to draw a penis on grandma's face.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 21:50

>>855
Stop that. You need food. You really do.
Eat a green apple, I love those. They give you energy.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 22:10

I know enough's enough
and you're leaving
You've had enough time to decide
on your freedom
but I can still find some hope
to believe in love

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 00:28

Well, she certainly seems to be enjoying herself.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 00:49

like dxm but hate the taste? here's a guide to a friday night party drink that'll send you to the moon.

  • 5oz delsym
  • some orange juice
  • 2 bottles of robopillz
  • 1/2 shot of gin
  • 20oz 7up
  • an empty bottle
  • paper towel
  • a strainer
  • a fork
  • a knife

pour the
pour some 7up into a glass and enjoy a sip. fill up about a cup, you'll need the bottle a bit empty while you work. fill another glass with cold water and drop in a bottle of pills. let it sit for about twenty minutes. while you wait, shake the bottle of pop up to get out all of the bubbles. now once you're done waiting, take your soggy pills out, stick 'em on the paper towel, and poke a hole in the seam. quickly drop the pill into your soda bottle. every 5 pills or so, screw on the lid and shake the bottle a bunch. once you're done, shake hard again. using a strainer, pour your drugged 7up into yet another glass. push a fork hard against your little gelcaps just to get out as much drugs as you can. congrats, your first robodrink is done. you can pour your drink back into your 7up bottle. chug it fast!

now fill your empty bottle with your delsym. pour some water into the little syrup bottle and add that to your new bottle too. now pour in orange juice slowly. shake a lot and your second drink will be done. drink this one now and you'll have about a gram of dxm in you, which should be a very high third or fourth plateau trip. the mixing of dxm poli and hbr makes for a complex yet pleasant trip, while the work you went through makes it all much more pleasant and less likely to induce vomiting.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 12:18

Where I lay down, on the floor, it said "OPIUM".

867 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7011 15:15

Something.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 17:10

Holy shit, it's already dark! When did that happen?

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 19:46

Inside doesn't matter.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:12

I'm going on a date with two twins tonight.

Two.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:18

>>870
Are you inviting your buddy Jack?

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:59

Because it's midnight!

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 00:01

The feet Joe or something

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 00:12

All drama, all the time.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:21

On my own, on my own. On my own, on my own. On my own (on my own), on my own. On my own (on my own), on my own.

JIBUN DAKE NO KARARINGU!

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:29

As the floods of god washed away sin city, they say it was written in the page of the lord, but I was looking for that perfect Jazz note, that blew down the walls of Jericho.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:36

Sweet Jesus, my farts smell of fasirt.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 04:12

>>870
How'd it go?

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 04:41

>>871,878
Just me, actually. I guess it was more hanging out, but we did date things and dressed as if it were a date.

At the end, the younger twin grabbed me and gave me a biiiig smooch in front of her sister. I thought it was kind of funny. Both girls are very sweet, honest, nice girls. They come from a conservative home and are very close. Their mom set a curfew of 7PM so we only had 3 hours together, but we all had a fantastic time.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:23

Muslimgauze is the only good music. Everything else is shit.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:57

i choked her
sexually frustrated
annoying
pseudo fallible
CUNT

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 06:32

Oh yeah, it's me, >>879

I forgot to mention that both of the twins were wearing mittens. One of them had the kind where you can pull off the top and you get fingerless gloves, but the other was a mittens purist.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 11:03

This is the easy one.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 11:19

With RequestPolicy the release emergency mittens button causes red flags to fall down instead.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 14:16

Can't think; the clouds are too beautiful.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 15:23

>>879
Was it a joke? I mean, how does going on a date with two twin sisters even work. Does it go like, only you and one of the twins are interested in each other, and the other twin is just along for the ride for fun? Sounds like it went really well.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 15:26

>>879

> Both girls are very sweet, honest, nice girls. They come from a conservative home and are very close.
> At the end, the younger twin grabbed me and gave me a biiiig smooch in front of her sister.

Something about these two parts don't go together.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 17:02

>>887
They are fat ugly mexicans.

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 18:59

Ack!

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 19:46

I've had enough strife, enough war. Just let me go.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 19:49

I wish people would stop bothering me. It's so annoying!

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 20:23

What lesson are you trying to teach me? I know you don't have intent, but what am I supposed to learn from this?

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 21:09

A$AP

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 21:26

The sheer beauty of absence, a density and a sparseness, and the rest is made of butterfly wings.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:23

Does DQN have an irc channel?

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:46

I'm full of bourbon I can't stand up

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:49

>>895
There's #4-ch on synIRC but it's really really dead. I wish people would talk.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 02:10

>>896
Hey little bird, fly away home, your house is on fire and your children are all alone.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 07:47

>898

my house isn't on fire

i just checked

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 09:06

One of my earliest posts on DQN was a 900 GET in a previous iteration of this very thread. Oh, the memories!

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 10:19

I give up on sleeping. I'll just go for a walk, find a place to read and smoke some cigarettes while the sun comes up.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 11:06

>Kill Me Baby
>Not about a Scottish abortion clinic

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 12:22

Snowflakes! Snowflakes are all that matter today.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 13:17

What time is it?

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 16:21

I've had an idea kicking about for ages about using animated GIFs as album artwork for releases on my record label, wondering if anyone had done it before, whether itunes or other media players could display it etc., and I was giving it some serious thought just as I happened to finally be importing DQN ELECTRONICS QUADRX with a different gif for every album! Which kinda fucks up in itunes.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 16:36

Okay, seriously, now you're just fucking with me. I haven't even done biology, you mad, mad people.

907 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7013 17:32

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Internet_blacklist

These retards are going to end up banning everything they can google with vague keywords without even verifying the content.

They have already banned a post on EVE Online forum which described how drugs work in the game.

That's it. I'm moving to China.

908 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7013 17:43

They should ban wiki by domain or IP. What a joyful day full of online drama it's going to be!

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 18:47

>>908
that's funny, I was kind of thinking they should ban you.

910 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7013 19:44

no u, >>909. no u

911 Name: Neo-Menchi!lWV9WxNHV. : 1993-09-7013 20:50

Poor Espeon-tan.

Espeon did nothing wrong.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 21:44

Creepy anime pedos are ruining anime.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 22:09

>>913's big secret.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 23:43

>>913's big scrotum

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 23:58

>>913's big ears.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 02:54

>>911 it's just his shitposting that seems to annoy people here

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 08:07

>>916
He isn't shitposting. Well, at least he doesn't make DQN any worse, save for that tripcode bit.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 08:36

If you value your soul, never look into the eyes of a horse. Your soul will be lost in the void of the horse.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 09:24

I need to poop.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 11:33

>>912
Normal non pedo faggots are ruining anime.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 14:09

>>918
WILBUR!!!

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 14:56

Hyperbolic functions for all.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 14:58

>>920
ho boy.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 15:49

i bumped it
I bumped it .
I Bumped It !
I BUMPED IT !!!

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 20:33

Vast cloud front sweeping in from the northern horizon, mightn't ever see sunlight again.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 20:39

RELIGION BEEFSTEAK

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 02:34

owwwww ouuogh owwww itai owwwww itai

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 11:06

You will die.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 14:11

>>928
Nuh uh, I pooped and feel so much better now.

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 17:29

Brains? Hahahahahahahaha

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:16

I'm hearing Gymnopedie everywhere these days.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:16

People need to stop pretending homosexuality is as common as heterosexuality.

"I started dating someone last week."
"Oh, what's his name...or her name?"

You didn't account for the fact her partner might be a genderqueer. What are you, transphobic?

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:24

>>932
The people asking "what is their name" is worse, because it implies siamese twins or people with multiple personalities (scoff) are more common than us single-bodied, and single-minded folk.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:36

>>932,933
Spivak pronouns!

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:06

>>934
Nah, it only makes things more complicated whilst still implying that you might think that the other person is gay.

Just use the gender opposite to your conversational partner unless you know that he or she is openly gay.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:17

I just assume everyone is gay. It's how it should be anyway.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:19

I thought I was gay for a while, but realized I'd just switched to gay porn because I was bored with the straight stuff. I'd still rather fuck girls.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:42

>>937
All kinds of porn are equally awful. Just stick to doujin.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:42

>>933

I use "their" without thinking about it to refer to anyone whose gender I don't know regardless of the circumstances. There must be something wrong with me (LD`)

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 22:49

I secretly wish I was gay, and I force myself to look at gay porn, and force myself to orgasm to it. But I just can't I wish there was some what to just make yourself gay. But I can't. I just can't date women anymore. All they do is hurt me and they never care about me they just care about what I can do for them and it hurts and and aaaaa (LD`)

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 22:55

Modern women suck. They're all entitlement whores. Feminism teaches them that they can have all the rights and no responsibilities, and they've all become vicious, spoiled little shits.

Hell with 'em.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 02:58

>>941
Women just have the same rights as men (almost). I hate men who sleep around, so now I apply that same standard to women. It has nothing to do with gender or feminism, but everything to do with society in general.

Basically, you should become a misanthropist instead of a misogynist.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 03:59

things i should be doing:
- studying
things i am doing:
- drugs

( E-E)

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 06:46

>>939
There is something wrong with you, I agree. In English, when you don't know the pronoun of the guy you're talking about, rule of thumb is to say "he" unless it'd otherwise be absurd.

>>941
My girlfriend's conservative and comes from a Mormon home. It's funny because even though I'm incredibly left-wing, she's so far just the kind of girl I like.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 08:43

My shrine has only one worshipper and he's an asshole.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 09:33

I'm sorry for being sad all the time, DQN.

I'm just so sad !

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 09:36

Don't worry, >>946, I'm sad all the time as well! I love my bittersweet DQN.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 09:52

>>944
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
There is a great example: "One student failed their exam"
Usage of he would imply that men are failures (even though it was a dumb blonde who failed).

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 10:58

Oh, my poor head. Poor me.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 13:15

>>944
It's common to use the singular they. Also no one cares about your girlfriend.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 13:45

What if
WHAT IF
solar

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 17:57

Thousands of white woolly sheep, galloping majestically across the tundra.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 23:27

i hate singular they as well

your iq is pushing 90 tops if you think it's good

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 23:42

>>950
I care. I care about all DQN visitors. If you have troubles with your relationships, then post it as it is instead of picking on innocent people.

>>953
Neither singular nor plural "they" affect mine nor anybody else's IQ in any way. Singular "they" could be used in a more formal conversation.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 00:34

There's some behind-the-scenes drama going on with people here. I know I shouldn't care and we've had a few little episodes over the years, but I feel left out.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 00:40

>>955
I think that this drama comes from other text boards and probably IRC or IMs. It's pretty terrible and dokyuns should pretend that they don't recognize each other.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 00:51

My head hurts! And I hate moving - so much damn work.

958 Name: 4 : 1993-09-7017 00:53

>>956
I agree with Steve here.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 01:47

My only contact with other DQNs is at the Elitist Superstructure because screw checking other boards.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:23

There is a picture of Barney in the results for "evil yoshi" on Google Image Search.

Interesting.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:29

I don't need to do anything and they seem to place themselves in my path. Fine then, I'll do you all!

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:39

Numbers everywhere. I'm not used to this whole "name" thing.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:52

I'm a wanted man in my own name

964 Name: the lowercase no grammar guy : 1993-09-7017 04:56

list of dqns:
Espeon, Storlek, me, Cairnarvon, richardus, Bun, feor, Archduke/Tokiko, ticks, nabia/tokoitoskue, Andrew, halcy (?), pognivent, squeeks (???), space giko, kurisu, LiteralKa, Wik, Airskadt, 0037, sprum, TheShadowFog

too lazy to list more, gonna do a line of mxe

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 05:01

which dqn would u fuk

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 05:49

>>965
meltingwax, duh.

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 07:34

Old black Joe is still picking cotton for your mittens and bows.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 07:40

>>964
Did they all post with names here or does this list contain there some assumed identities from IMs, IRC, other boards, forums, youtube, steam or other services than DQN?

>>965
I wish I wasn't myself. I would pick myself then.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 08:16

>964
>doesn't know of the other IRC channel

Haha.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 08:28

Huh, is there at least one IRC channel? Do you discuss upcoming posts and make collective strategies to win in games like Nomic?

I only used to hang out at Bar Giko.

971 Name: Sagat : 1993-09-7017 08:36

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972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 08:43

DQN
it's not a popularity contest

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 10:22

>>945
Update: my shrine now has no worshippers, but at least I can say that all of my worshippers are nice, amicable people.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 10:53

It's "Homo sapiens," not "Homo sapien," damn it.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 13:04

>>970
MAYBE SO MAYBE NOT
(actually not)

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 13:26

DUH DUH DUH DUUUUUH DUUUUUH
DUUH DUUH DUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUUH
DUUUUUH DUUUUUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUH
DUH DUH DUH DUH! DUH DUH DUH DUH!

977 Name: 4 : 1993-09-7017 13:29

>>964
Hey, glad people still remember me. I think that only 40% of 4-ch users visit IRC.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 14:30

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20344750
I'm torn between "Sore loser", "Should've learned from Russian elections" and "Hmm, Obama met with Putin".

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 16:52

>>964 i post lots every day here and i'm not in that list

also i think i have a crush on literalka

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 18:32

I've never used a pseudonym and I feel like I'm missing out. As though all the cool kids are doing something and I've just misunderstood all this time.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 20:09

I saw her twin reading some Dr Who novel, so I lent her my copy of Willy G's Neuromancer!

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 20:19

Who is Literalka? Is she Russian?

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 21:10

>>980
Don't worry! Those people were just like you, except they starved for fame and attention. Thus began their down-going.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 23:12

Carnage!

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 23:31

> Neuromancer

Great ideas, boring book.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 23:34

I miss when "X the poster above you" were occasional threads and not the point of the board.

When did people start thinking DQN = forum games? Do they think this is what Channel2 is like?

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 23:51

>>983
I never posted with a name or trip anywhere and somehow my nick is there...

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 01:12

So beautiful as to cause a literal aching pain in my lower chest.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 01:16

>>985
For the second and third books in the trilogy, I agree. Neuromancer was great, methinks, and the latter two were just godawful elaborations of unnecessary proportion.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 01:44

If you mean it literally, itfs not really necessary to say so.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 04:30

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FRIENDS PACKAGE OF JAPAN STUFF IS HERE

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 06:57

>>986
I don't think dqn has ever tried really hard to imitate 2channel. Here are the first 8 threads on News4VIP right now:
1: Things that make you're grateful for when you have a cold
2: Your face is disgusting, but your personality...is disgusting too wwww
3: Animal forest general chat
4: Some Koreans came to my high school yesterday
5: The scariest thing about the manga "Kindaichi Case Files"
6: I bought a motorcycle
7: Somebody tried to molest me but I molested them
8: I've lost all my self-respect

If you'd rather have more of these kinds of threads, take the plunge and make them! I see DQN as a place to chill out and post whatever you want. It's elitist quality. Trends come and go here - character threads, creative collaboration (like the song threads or short nove), forum games, whatever.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 08:36

There is nothing sweeter than that slight breeze before it rains.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 09:02

>>989
I agree, I even started to procrastinate instead of reading and had to force myself to finish them.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 11:51

Suddenly, >>3 is relevant again.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 12:34

DQN is an exciting place to be and I'm glad being here is something I often do

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 13:40

>>992

>8: I've lost all my self-respect

I really wish I could read Japanese.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 19:53

Those were some nice noodles.

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 20:00

I have to get some wax and shave every millimeter of my body.

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