Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710
By my calculations, we will reach the 7000th of September somewhere around >>700 of this thread. How appropriate.
One of my earliest posts on DQN was a 900 GET in a previous iteration of this very thread. Oh, the memories!
I give up on sleeping. I'll just go for a walk, find a place to read and smoke some cigarettes while the sun comes up.
>Kill Me Baby
>Not about a Scottish abortion clinic
Snowflakes! Snowflakes are all that matter today.
What time is it?
I've had an idea kicking about for ages about using animated GIFs as album artwork for releases on my record label, wondering if anyone had done it before, whether itunes or other media players could display it etc., and I was giving it some serious thought just as I happened to finally be importing DQN ELECTRONICS QUADRX with a different gif for every album! Which kinda fucks up in itunes.
Okay, seriously, now you're just fucking with me. I haven't even done biology, you mad, mad people.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Internet_blacklist
These retards are going to end up banning everything they can google with vague keywords without even verifying the content.
They have already banned a post on EVE Online forum which described how drugs work in the game.
That's it. I'm moving to China.
They should ban wiki by domain or IP. What a joyful day full of online drama it's going to be!
>>908
that's funny, I was kind of thinking they should ban you.
no u, >>909. no u
Poor Espeon-tan.
Espeon did nothing wrong.
Creepy anime pedos are ruining anime.
>>911 it's just his shitposting that seems to annoy people here
>>916
He isn't shitposting. Well, at least he doesn't make DQN any worse, save for that tripcode bit.
If you value your soul, never look into the eyes of a horse. Your soul will be lost in the void of the horse.
I need to poop.
Hyperbolic functions for all.
i bumped it
I bumped it .
I Bumped It !
I BUMPED IT !!!
Vast cloud front sweeping in from the northern horizon, mightn't ever see sunlight again.
RELIGION BEEFSTEAK
You will die.
Brains? Hahahahahahahaha
I'm hearing Gymnopedie everywhere these days.
People need to stop pretending homosexuality is as common as heterosexuality.
"I started dating someone last week."
"Oh, what's his name...or her name?"
You didn't account for the fact her partner might be a genderqueer. What are you, transphobic?
>>932
The people asking "what is their name" is worse, because it implies siamese twins or people with multiple personalities (scoff) are more common than us single-bodied, and single-minded folk.
>>934
Nah, it only makes things more complicated whilst still implying that you might think that the other person is gay.
Just use the gender opposite to your conversational partner unless you know that he or she is openly gay.
I just assume everyone is gay. It's how it should be anyway.
>>937
All kinds of porn are equally awful. Just stick to doujin.
I secretly wish I was gay, and I force myself to look at gay porn, and force myself to orgasm to it. But I just can't I wish there was some what to just make yourself gay. But I can't. I just can't date women anymore. All they do is hurt me and they never care about me they just care about what I can do for them and it hurts and and aaaaa (LD`)
>>941
Women just have the same rights as men (almost). I hate men who sleep around, so now I apply that same standard to women. It has nothing to do with gender or feminism, but everything to do with society in general.
Basically, you should become a misanthropist instead of a misogynist.
things i should be doing:
- studying
things i am doing:
- drugs
( E-E)
>>939
There is something wrong with you, I agree. In English, when you don't know the pronoun of the guy you're talking about, rule of thumb is to say "he" unless it'd otherwise be absurd.
>>941
My girlfriend's conservative and comes from a Mormon home. It's funny because even though I'm incredibly left-wing, she's so far just the kind of girl I like.
My shrine has only one worshipper and he's an asshole.
I'm sorry for being sad all the time, DQN.
I'm just so sad !
Don't worry, >>946, I'm sad all the time as well! I love my bittersweet DQN.
>>944
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
There is a great example: "One student failed their exam"
Usage of he would imply that men are failures (even though it was a dumb blonde who failed).
Oh, my poor head. Poor me.
>>944
It's common to use the singular they. Also no one cares about your girlfriend.
What if
WHAT IF
solar
Thousands of white woolly sheep, galloping majestically across the tundra.
i hate singular they as well
your iq is pushing 90 tops if you think it's good
There's some behind-the-scenes drama going on with people here. I know I shouldn't care and we've had a few little episodes over the years, but I feel left out.
>>955
I think that this drama comes from other text boards and probably IRC or IMs. It's pretty terrible and dokyuns should pretend that they don't recognize each other.
My head hurts! And I hate moving - so much damn work.
My only contact with other DQNs is at the Elitist Superstructure because screw checking other boards.
There is a picture of Barney in the results for "evil yoshi" on Google Image Search.
Interesting.
I don't need to do anything and they seem to place themselves in my path. Fine then, I'll do you all!
I'm a wanted man in my own name
list of dqns:
Espeon, Storlek, me, Cairnarvon, richardus, Bun, feor, Archduke/Tokiko, ticks, nabia/tokoitoskue, Andrew, halcy (?), pognivent, squeeks (???), space giko, kurisu, LiteralKa, Wik, Airskadt, 0037, sprum, TheShadowFog
too lazy to list more, gonna do a line of mxe
which dqn would u fuk
Old black Joe is still picking cotton for your mittens and bows.
>964
>doesn't know of the other IRC channel
Haha.
Huh, is there at least one IRC channel? Do you discuss upcoming posts and make collective strategies to win in games like Nomic?
I only used to hang out at Bar Giko.
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DQN
it's not a popularity contest
>>945
Update: my shrine now has no worshippers, but at least I can say that all of my worshippers are nice, amicable people.
It's "Homo sapiens," not "Homo sapien," damn it.
DUH DUH DUH DUUUUUH DUUUUUH
DUUH DUUH DUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUUH
DUUUUUH DUUUUUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUH
DUH DUH DUH DUH! DUH DUH DUH DUH!
>>964
Hey, glad people still remember me. I think that only 40% of 4-ch users visit IRC.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20344750
I'm torn between "Sore loser", "Should've learned from Russian elections" and "Hmm, Obama met with Putin".
>>964 i post lots every day here and i'm not in that list
also i think i have a crush on literalka
I've never used a pseudonym and I feel like I'm missing out. As though all the cool kids are doing something and I've just misunderstood all this time.
I saw her twin reading some Dr Who novel, so I lent her my copy of Willy G's Neuromancer!
Who is Literalka? Is she Russian?
>>980
Don't worry! Those people were just like you, except they starved for fame and attention. Thus began their down-going.
Carnage!
> Neuromancer
Great ideas, boring book.
I miss when "X the poster above you" were occasional threads and not the point of the board.
When did people start thinking DQN = forum games? Do they think this is what Channel2 is like?
>>983
I never posted with a name or trip anywhere and somehow my nick is there...
So beautiful as to cause a literal aching pain in my lower chest.
>>985
For the second and third books in the trilogy, I agree. Neuromancer was great, methinks, and the latter two were just godawful elaborations of unnecessary proportion.
If you mean it literally, itfs not really necessary to say so.
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FRIENDS PACKAGE OF JAPAN STUFF IS HERE
>>986
I don't think dqn has ever tried really hard to imitate 2channel. Here are the first 8 threads on News4VIP right now:
1: Things that make you're grateful for when you have a cold
2: Your face is disgusting, but your personality...is disgusting too wwww
3: Animal forest general chat
4: Some Koreans came to my high school yesterday
5: The scariest thing about the manga "Kindaichi Case Files"
6: I bought a motorcycle
7: Somebody tried to molest me but I molested them
8: I've lost all my self-respect
If you'd rather have more of these kinds of threads, take the plunge and make them! I see DQN as a place to chill out and post whatever you want. It's elitist quality. Trends come and go here - character threads, creative collaboration (like the song threads or short nove), forum games, whatever.
There is nothing sweeter than that slight breeze before it rains.
>>989
I agree, I even started to procrastinate instead of reading and had to force myself to finish them.
DQN is an exciting place to be and I'm glad being here is something I often do
Those were some nice noodles.
I have to get some wax and shave every millimeter of my body.