I cannot believe that I still haven't finished Fortune Summoners.
NO GO AWAY EPISTEMOLOGY I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE
If I have to stay here for a whole extra year because of my teaching forgetting to get some paperwork from us. I am going to flip my shit.
(╬ಠϋuಠ) Linux Mint
>>404
Problem? I am considering moving to Mint. Is there something wrong with it?
Ooh, my left ctrl button works. What a pleasant surprise.
>>405
It's been freezing on a nigh-daily basis for me, and I haven't (yet) managed to track down why.
He's probably not awake yet. But it's really snowing.
>>408
In Hungarian, LFS stands for "Ló fasz a segedbe"; literally, "A horse's penis up your butt", generally used to mean "Go fuck yourself". Just thought I'd let you know.
In Finnish a computer is called a "number witch".
In Russian it's just a borrowed word as well as "calculator". Well, there is an original name for it "|u{~~-ry|yu|~p }py~p" (^BM) which stands for "electronic data processing machine". "P^BM" refers to the same device as "PC", P is for "personal".
^BM and P^BM were commonly used back in the USSR (when both hardware and software were manufactured by their own means - despite heavily borrowing concepts and designs from the West), however, they are obsolete now.
I hit myself in the jaw in frustration after getting repeatedly killed in a video game. I feel both more concentrated and less smart after this.
Sometimes I copy things just so I can share them with /dqn/ in the Ctrl+V thread.
Huh, so "entropic" is a word. Also butterflies.
I wonder how many Icelandic people are on DQN, not a lot I would imagine.
Wait, do I even have any creepy fetishes?
LIVE: the world is ending.
DIE: beat the world to it!
We will not.
Touch a weenis.
Touch a harbl.
Well, that whole apocalypse thing sure is not happening.
>>405
After poking around some more and seeing that it was a KDE component that was crashing, I tried the Cinnamon version of Mint and it seems rather more stable. Not perfect but at least when something does crash it doesn't freeze the desktop.
I can now conclude that everything fits into one of two categories: Japanese schoolgirls or shit I don't want to think about right now.
This threads name is cumbersome and takes up the entire top of the page.
Blood loss makes me feel great!
I hope ticks, Archduke, et al. bleed to death.
>>429 But, it clearly and concisely describes what the thread is about. This is key.
HIGH SPEED WINDS TOM IT'S WENT 'N WINDEY
I don't hate you, but I'd like you more if you were dead.
PINGAS
VAYA PA LA PINGA
Homeless people are just feral humans.
That was stupidly successful.
Intuition tells me the Janitor is purposely derailing my threads. But I can't provide any evidence to get him canned!
I suppose I'm not so much immoral as amoral.
I'll do it tomorrow.
Shii sure is a masochist, but at least he was better than anyone in the moderation at 4chan now.
I wanna get into dqn irc sekrit club
JIZUE IS AWESOME!
I cannot help but notice that this is actually a grapefruit.
All I can hear coming from the nearby airport bar as I wait for my delayed plane are the same two bass notes over and over again, sidechained to a 4/4 kick.
hey there's somebody else posting right now
I gotta hide!
Is it ΏΛ + ΝΛΝΚΏ or Ώ + ΛΝΚΝς?
http://youtu.be/C4gvXGmbW-Y
Come inside North Corea, american!
Listen to my keyboard! Hear its clanky music!
I'm sorry. I double posted like some stupid kid. I'm terribly sorry.
Testing out some demo tablet at best buy lol
That guy didn't had to kill Albert to get the message across... He could just have, like, killed Madden and carved "Albert" in his chest, or paint it with his blood on a wall, or something...
oh i get it, because dvorak was a composer who did that bread advert
For some reason sleeping in my home bed makes feel horny.
>>465 I was really horny in my home bed too, it's been a while where I've woke up in the middle of the night and masturbated before I knew what I was doing
I'm going to rewatch Lucky Star and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>467 I am going to upload some bizarre Lucky Star pr0n to 4chan and there is nothing you can do about it.
Which is the best DQN ELECTRONICS? If you were to show a friend for the first time, which one would you recommend they try first?
I hate it when web comics and infographics popularise some language rule, because it always leads to hypercorrection. It's fine to use 'i.e.' for examples if I am using it to mean 'that is', god damn it.
"Rancid polecat giblets"
>Backtrace:
>In unknown file:
._.
I can't even recognise myself from two years ago. Things change so fast...
Don't hate on my porno, bro
Happiness is a warm cat
Sadness is a cold cat
Apathy is a lukewarm cat.
After many struggles across the Atlantic ocean, my sleeping schedule finally brought me to New York. Now I want to rotate 7-9 hours back.
Latency is a tepid cat.
a tepid cat is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad
We're all cute girls on the inside.
...Wait, no, that isn't true at all.
NPR seems to be giving a lot more reporter jobs to people with really bad lisps these days.
Makes the whole news section sound even faggier than it used to.
MY DARLING DARLING PLEASE!
Do-do dooo dodo doo do doo
Dodo dooo
Endless strings of s, as far as the eye can see...
I gotta get back to work.
Oh no!
bum farts
>>488
Oh my, I was able to imagine this in 3d! Surrounded by s...
Ah, but it's cold outside!
I love my bike, that was lots of fun. I climbed to the top of the big hill my hometown's built on too. Then I bombed down the side, aaaahhh so fast hehe ooh am buzzin
aye a knar how ya feel m8