Rosebud frozen peas, full of country goodness and green peaness.
In my third year oh college I get to go to Japan!!
I didn't mean to have sage there, curse you, cookies.
>>802
Also I just found this out today and I am in SUCH a great mood!
>>802
I get to go for the same rate as any college in the state since Michigan and Japan get that perk.
The Hydrogen Konata.
I will make her unfit for marriage!
>>805
I know a guy who was doing that!
Unfortunately for him, that was two years ago. Royally fucked over his credits and all that.
someone just suggested I google my name + The Hedgehog
holy fuck what's wrong with people?
They are subhuman! Slaughter them all!
I could go to Tesco at midnight and get some orange juice, but that's exactly what the capitalists want.
I'm so sick of this language.
I'm so fucking sick of this language.
Wait a minute... Laguna was Squall's dad? What?
I need to study but I don't want to have to get up. I've been in bed all day and it's 21:30... I think I also need to eat but if I don't move I don't feel hungry. Complete inactivity will solve all of mankind's problems.
eat a penis
agepoyo!
Is hoot muself
I wonder what Freud would have to say about waifuism.
Surpassing childhood is hardly a great achievement.
>>823 Surpassing childhood without horrendously fucking up the entire rest of your life is.
It's selvedge, baby!
Occasionally, it feels good to be hated.
penis
Somebody is extremely generous.
I suppose a generic keyboard mash would do a reasonably good job of conveying my current thought.
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There's devices that can detect a camera's lenses already... Couple that with a portable, concealable EMP generator that sended a very small, directed EMP towards detected cameras with at least a 50 meters range, and...
>>832 And you're carrying a pretty heavy backpack and satellite dish around with you everywhere.
>>832
Or just sew LEDs into your clothing that cause starburst effects in cameras and you cannot be seen.
>>835
Most cameras pick up either UV or infrared as well as visible light.
lonely...
方法法、メリくりすます!
>>836
Actually there are "privacy glasses" already in development that place a bunch of LEDs around your eye area. I'm unsure whenever this blinds the camera or tricks face recognition software.
Also, some hackers say that twisting your head like 15-30 degrees to the side also makes your face unrecognizable. But they probably said that to laugh at gullible people in public. That's something that >>333 of another thread would do.
>>836
If they pick up UV rays they will have so much noise from the sun that the the reflection that is you is basically worthless, if it's IR rays it's worthless too since that's just your heat signature, LEDs create a halo that when recorded causes a starburst effect through the entire visible spectrum it is really a crippling blow to the cameras, however it's rather obvious and if someone sees you they will say "hey, that guys clothing is covered in Light Emitting Diodes, he is probably trying to evade the police, let me call them.
>>840
They're all either near-IR or near-visible. because you see light in a much fuzzier band than cameras, they'd appear very faint to humans but very bright to a camera.
I could go home...
I hate you, Michael.
Well fuck you too, David.
Biblical names are ugly
>>846
Biblical names are fine. It's nice to have a status quo. If you name your children "John" or "David" then you have my respect for not choosing to use your child as a fashion statement. If you name your child "Ziggurat" or "Moonsphere" then you are a terrible parent.
>>850
Obviously there's a grey area, but I'm saying it's nice to have a handy list of things that are inoffensive and won't cause your children to get bullied. There are non-Biblical and unusual names like this, but naming children has become this big thing. Go to any bookstore and you will find dozens of books on how you should name your daughter "Starchild" if you want to inspire wonderment in her, or "Boulder" if you want her to have a +2 to strength. I wouldn't mind so much, except it's actually harmful to the children.
I don't know. Of course it's not as clear-cut as "you name your child 'Matthew' or you name him 'Azathoth'", but I certainly have a strong respect for people who just take it easy and don't try to treat naming their kids as a competition to see who is the specialest snowflake.
The color blue and the number 6
It has been 7093 days since the end of the rise of Usenet. Somehow in it's new relative obscurity it has actually recovered to a point from eternal september, only people who are there and are willing to try to keep up as they did 7093 days ago and before stayed. No matter how destructive the enemy it's possible to wait them out.
>>853
My synaesthesia informs me that the number six is in fact dark red.
My penis informs me that it's time to download some fresh porn.
>>855 it was old 3d glasses left on a windowsill in the sun for a very long time, months and months
>>852 I always thought names like that were supposed to be unique and special, but it's a cultural thing and they just mean things like "smiling one" or "beautiful one", similar to some western names
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanic_name
Create your own Germanic name, DQN!
Thursday is brown, Wednesday is green.
Well that was silly, wasn't it?
This "Monsjazz" remix is surprisingly addicting.
THE THRED
And, out of the corner of my beady little eye, I spied a spot of organic chemistry!
I made an organic chemistry in your mum.
I want a thread where we speak in faux Middle English.
I would an thread purposely we were disuse language.
>>873
And respond in a form that perverts the flow of conversation of the thread.
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I'm swinging in the park. I'm swinging in the park! I'M SWINGING IN THE PARK!
I should probably just grab skies and go outside. I haven't left my house for about a month and a half.
Skies? I meant skis.
Sky's the limit! Grab your money, learn how to drive, get yourself a cheap car and get into racing! It would surely teach some extreme driving and important mechanical skills!
Not street racing, because it's dumb and retarded, but something like a local version of BTRDA.
To whom it may concern:
It's as if a space alien heard that Earthlings have this weird thing called "humour" and wanted to try it out without really understanding it.
You know, the terrible thing about a black hole is that it never really finishes eating you. Like the spiral, you'll never reach the center.
There's a couple of dark bits in the bottom right corner of 1.gif at the top of the page and it's really got my goat
light bulbs and blonde chicks
Life is not a palindrome.
I miss sovietrussia's food board, i want to talk about the toastie i made
I miss sovietrussia's circles board. I wonder if anyone ever watched the Look Around You video I posted.
>>893 i didn't see it there but i have probably seen it before, i loved look around you
People all look much the same once skeletonised.
Spooky scary skeletons.
Damn, it smells like a poo in my room even with a window open.
efil
My mind is fucked, I know how to fix it, and yet I don't.
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