Why is it so damn hard to get an invite?
So much food...
Come on, surely mountains can't be that hard to come by!
Some mountains make me hard.
track 8 is always good
>>105
When I was younger I discovered that my favorite track on an album was, 80% of the time, track 7, so I used to always skip to it when I got a new album. I have since stopped doing that but it is funny how often it really was the best track.
>>105,106
I was afflicted by similar numerology with a propensity for track 6, until it changed most decisively to track 3, and with a swing to track 8 along with mental maturation I began to suspect the whole thing was a learned superstition, just like my paranoia that every time I saw a clock, it was either a sequence or a run.
On topic, I'm hungry.
DQNsgiving sandwiches for the rest of the month.
I'm tired of writing things on my hand. I'll write things here instead.
The XXXterminator
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger as a lonely pest control agent who winds up with more than he bargained for when he is hired by former first lady Hilary Clinton.
Score by Danny Elfman.
Mother of God, it works! Bifurcations everywhere!
Dude is mad and it's fucking hilarious.
Sitting by a waterfall to post.
>>115
Are you using the power generated by the waterfall to power your computer?
It's snowing! Or was...either way, snow!
More of a sort of flesh-coloured plague, if you ask me.
Why am I even alive?
Crying to Fushitsusha. And I thought I hated Haino...
que que? mo.
my balls are sticky
Write back, god damn you! Tell me about your festivals before it's too late!
I wouldn't mind having small genitals, but I know one day someone besides myself is going to see them.
>>125
Relax, most likely it will only be your doctor, who's seen that kind of thing before.
Degeneration is your prize.
I picture him foaming and drooling at the mouth in anger each time.
>>126
What if I end up in hospital and all the nurses or medical students who haven't been desensitised to the sight of someone's genitals all laugh at me? Or what if I join the Army and have to shower with other men? What about public showering in general, e.g. if I join a gym? What if I move in with someone and he or she walks around nude, and I feel obliged to return the favour? What if aliens beam me up to their ship and try to learn about human anatomy from me, of all people?
These are all things that go through my mind daily.
Penis anxiety is suffering.
Well I'd like her more if she was wearing mittens, but I guess it can't be helped.
Forensic origami.
Potential insertion point.
What happens if I ejaculate inside a mitten?
Too late, I already love you.
Lawmakers might make civilian ownership (and concealed carry) of pistols legal. Finally, I would be able to blow my brains out.
HOLY SHIT DRUGS ARE AWESOME
If I don't buy it now then I'll probably never have it.
I like reading these threads as a sequential conversation, with everything a reply to the previous posts
Your mother is a whore.
I am the stewed apple baron!
I wonder if Freezepop still exist.
Seriously, what was I thinking signing up for a newspaper subscription?
I'm struggling to troll youtubers for the last few weeks, but they're unable to comprehend my sheer vitriol. I assume I'll be assimilated the moment I start using memes and "grammer" wars for this purpose.
Dark as night in the middle of the day.
I hope she notices me today.
Buried alive... in salad.
How Aspergers can help with getting a job?
I wish I was cuter. Maybe then I could be a NEET sex slave.
I'm going to go for the PhD.
>>150
Oh, but you need a degree for that, don't you? Every day I wish I studied harder...
What truly matters to us?
>>153
A good number of aspergers kids don't study and just learn everything the first time.
My autism service has connections with local businesses so they can hire autistic people for jobs they are usually good at. I am thinking of applying to be a game tester. I hear it's terribly boring work if you like video games, but I hate video games so it's okay.
Fuck you for making DQN shitty lately. Yes, you. You got me to leave T-C and now you've made me leave DQN. Are you proud of yourself?
Why did the Nomic thread die so swiftly and suddenly?
>>160
I, personally, cannot understand the rules any more. I know that it getting ridiculously complicated is sort of the point, but even so.
Flimsy little thing, but it should suffice.
>>161
We're all too weak. One of the public games on the internet had 4 MB of rules in plain text when it ended.
>>159
If you're the one whose every post was bitching about how DQN isn't what it used to be then yes, good riddance.
>>161
I think they're less complicated than they look, and since we're rewarded for breaking rules I think it shouldn't hurt to post without worrying about following the rules.
>>159
Tohno-chan was always shitty, you.
As for DQN, it's more a result of 4-ch as a whole dying. This place is...what 10 years old now? Older if you count back to how it was conceived. I've been posting here since the beginning, I've witnessed the gradual loss in post(s) quality/content. Frankly, it's the expected course of any community.
The only predominately active board on this site left is this DQN which has, at most, 10 active posters? And that's being generous. When a community dwindles down to nothing, you can't expect the quality to maintain a recognizable semblance over the years. People just don't care about text boards anymore besides a tiny niche community. Some of our older internet users here (those above 18) will get what I mean. For example, the few Telnet based BBS' left (electr0n, Mono, Lunduke, iscsBBS) may be alive, but aside from a tiny handful of users, they're all but dead now. The same goes for Usenet. We all remember which groups were the COOL groups, but visit them now, they're either dead or full of spam.
As >>164 says, instead of bitching about "how it was" (were you even able to use a computer then?), contribute some QUALITY! I wouldn't say 4-ch/DQN has gone to shit as you put it, but there is just a lack of regular users now, and we're all used to seeing the same crap day after day, to the point where we can recognize each other.
I miss being a teenager and venting on alt.depressed.as.fuck. Truly happier times.
'Gott mit uns' sounds like 'Got mittens?'"
No, that one was driving the cart.
He was strapped to the top.
Apparently it was a polo mallet.
Yeah, like what they use in croquet, but longer.
How have you never heard of croquet?
It's like a wood hammer.
No, it's all wood.
They'll live.
Look, this is no big deal. No one important got hurt.
I like little bits. If I can do something or pass something over a network in a few KBs instead of a few MBs, then I will.
i think a vipper followed me on tumblr and their page made me smile, very nicely done
Woah woah WOOAAH Nelly. All KINDS ah shit is going on with Javascript all of a sudden. http://leemachin.github.com/say-cheese/
Aieee aieee aie Ah
My arm is no longer sore from sleeping on it!
>>166
DQN hasn't even changed as much as you say it has. The post rate is still in the tens a day, which is more than two months worth of the once thriving /VIP/. As for the rest of 4-ch it has centralized to DQN or died away, same as everywhere else I mean even on 4chan and forums most forums die and the most populated ones live. What you are saying about usenet may be true but its death was more in part to ISP bans and negative publicity rather than user entropy. Telnet based BBS was always cumbersome and I'm glad it has all but died out, there is a reason the Roman legion wouldn't fair so well against today's marines. As for your claim that only a "Niche community" uses the textboards, that is true, but only a niche community uses futaba style BBS in the first place. I would say that DQN's low user base actually exceeds 20 people and that the title of the board "The Elitist Superstructure" applies well, there are only a handful of creative, funny, intelligent, and like minded people in the world that would like the style and users of DQN, and most of them are here. So enjoy it while it lasts because some of the good and some of the bad posters will die or leave and the board will change. Everything is constantly changing and you can do your part to make DQN good or you can sulk.
(・∀・) Things weren't as good as they were before I was born.
Whenever I'm away from the Internet for a few days, the first few days I don't think about it but then I remember that I'm going to come back to lots of stuff to read, emails, facebook notes, posts here and other boards I visit etc.
I'm back to page 10 on 420chan's /m/
Time and time again, I find that the image is better than the original.
How's about you and I just shed our humanity and become omnipresent forces of nature?
dicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicks
Edgy autistic hipsters.
I can't believe I spent over $1000 on a necklace.
>>184
I can't believe that either. How does a DQN have so much money?
My fiancée gave me a cute wee chain necklace with little purple gemstones on it that she got given in primary school
Those are shitty headphones. Jesus, don't bite the fucking cord. Are people really going to buy them?
Nothing but tears.
Curse you, special relativity!
She's lost it; my god, she's lost it.
>>188
I now have a mental image of Jesus Christ biting into a cord that is somehow engaged in an act of copulation.
I blame you for my thigh-high sock fetish, you know.
All these internet/RL stalkers of mine I could build an army or slave force or something cool.
I found a thumbdrive, looked at it's files, got a name, SE'd the name, got a Facebook, copied down their email, sent them an email asking them is they want it.
If I lost my bag, people would go through my things.
>>197
Well I suppose I was accusing DQN as a whole - but sure, you'll do as well, why not.
what ow I though i fixed that
Oh look, 299GET