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I want sponge cake.
daddy's balls
Emily is a whore.
Emily is a hobbit
Emile is a Cioran
Enamel is a tooth.
Let's hate on things beginning with "E".
Espeon is a dumb jerk who can't spell.
Now I physically can't smile. Good.
Everything's fine, I'm fine, shut up.
DQN is where I go for quality.
I have a big scary presentation in ten minutes, wish me luck!
>>67
Good luck! Don't spill your lunch!
And if you do, swallow it up before anyone notices.
Why do we have to rely on primitive means such as displays, mice and keyboards to handle user I/O? Because we are not supported by computers.
>>68,70
Thank you very much! You'll be pleased to know that everything went just about as well as it possibly could have done.
Today is my last day of work! I feel I did an alright job, but I cannot be the judge.
Too bad the work is not over, because now I have to move across the country.
>>73
I think that's pretty exciting.
I have an overwhelming amount of homework to do. Most of which I do not yet know how to do because of vague instructions. And I am almost failing a class, which is not an option, and I have precious little time to fix it.
dear diary
today i talked with a friend. his mom drank a bunch and did some drugs and went crazy and tried to run him over last night. "it's usually worse" he says.
thanksgiving will be lonely. probably everything will be closed down. since my gf dumped me a few weeks ago it'll be awfully quiet in my apartment. i hope the power doesn't go out again because it sucks having to throw out food.
My other website is vip-quality.org
>>75
Where do you live? It's +2°C here, so in case of power outage I would just store food on the balcony or hang it in a bag outside a window.
The crusade might begin tonight, you know!
>>77
I live in NW Oregon. It tends to be around 10 C here, sometimes a little cooler. If the power is out for days, I have to throw out frozen goods and I don't feel safe with my fridge stuff.
>>79
Well, temperatures below 10°C should be okay for storing food outside. Perhaps, you should cook everything that might go bad quick if the power goes out.
Some of old Soviet apartment buildings had so called "Khrushchev fridges": http://microrayon.wikispaces.com/Winter+fridge
In some places people just tied string bags with food to windowframes, and of course some people tried to steal it. One of the famous anecdotes of that time involved a sharpened hook lowered from the upper floor, a catcher down below and... a dumbbell in an opaque plastic bag.
Tokiko's initials are pretty rad.
Jisaku jien in the dark of the night, what what what.
This library is surprisingly empty.
I suppose it mightn't be so terrible after all.
Palm Springs is very nice.
It pisses me off when people post incredibly vague, contextless thoughts! If you're going to say something that doesn't mean anything for the rest of the board, don't bother saying it at all!
>>90
We've had this discussion a few times. People think thoughts in isolation. Re-read the thread title. It's a thread to post your current thought, not a general chat thread.
I wish she'd stop doing that.
She got me so drunk tonight! Well, I'll guilt her into nursing my hangover tomorrow. Heh heh heh.
I do nothing and silently congratulate myself afterwards. What a fun life. Mr. C. was fundamentally a lost chuunibyou case, but that does not mean there is no truth in his words.
I just want a hug.
Using tastes in media as a means of moral superiority. You're all just consuming, anyway.
I should do something... else
Absurd, utterly absurd.
Heal already, you stupid paper cut.
Why is it so damn hard to get an invite?
So much food...
Come on, surely mountains can't be that hard to come by!
Some mountains make me hard.
track 8 is always good
>>105
When I was younger I discovered that my favorite track on an album was, 80% of the time, track 7, so I used to always skip to it when I got a new album. I have since stopped doing that but it is funny how often it really was the best track.
>>105,106
I was afflicted by similar numerology with a propensity for track 6, until it changed most decisively to track 3, and with a swing to track 8 along with mental maturation I began to suspect the whole thing was a learned superstition, just like my paranoia that every time I saw a clock, it was either a sequence or a run.
On topic, I'm hungry.
DQNsgiving sandwiches for the rest of the month.
I'm tired of writing things on my hand. I'll write things here instead.
The XXXterminator
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger as a lonely pest control agent who winds up with more than he bargained for when he is hired by former first lady Hilary Clinton.
Score by Danny Elfman.
Mother of God, it works! Bifurcations everywhere!
Dude is mad and it's fucking hilarious.
Sitting by a waterfall to post.
>>115
Are you using the power generated by the waterfall to power your computer?
It's snowing! Or was...either way, snow!
More of a sort of flesh-coloured plague, if you ask me.
Why am I even alive?
Crying to Fushitsusha. And I thought I hated Haino...
que que? mo.
my balls are sticky
Write back, god damn you! Tell me about your festivals before it's too late!
I wouldn't mind having small genitals, but I know one day someone besides myself is going to see them.
>>125
Relax, most likely it will only be your doctor, who's seen that kind of thing before.
Degeneration is your prize.
I picture him foaming and drooling at the mouth in anger each time.
>>126
What if I end up in hospital and all the nurses or medical students who haven't been desensitised to the sight of someone's genitals all laugh at me? Or what if I join the Army and have to shower with other men? What about public showering in general, e.g. if I join a gym? What if I move in with someone and he or she walks around nude, and I feel obliged to return the favour? What if aliens beam me up to their ship and try to learn about human anatomy from me, of all people?
These are all things that go through my mind daily.
Penis anxiety is suffering.
Well I'd like her more if she was wearing mittens, but I guess it can't be helped.
Forensic origami.
Potential insertion point.
What happens if I ejaculate inside a mitten?
Too late, I already love you.
Lawmakers might make civilian ownership (and concealed carry) of pistols legal. Finally, I would be able to blow my brains out.
HOLY SHIT DRUGS ARE AWESOME
If I don't buy it now then I'll probably never have it.
I like reading these threads as a sequential conversation, with everything a reply to the previous posts
Your mother is a whore.
I am the stewed apple baron!
I wonder if Freezepop still exist.
Seriously, what was I thinking signing up for a newspaper subscription?
I'm struggling to troll youtubers for the last few weeks, but they're unable to comprehend my sheer vitriol. I assume I'll be assimilated the moment I start using memes and "grammer" wars for this purpose.
Dark as night in the middle of the day.
I hope she notices me today.
Buried alive... in salad.
How Aspergers can help with getting a job?
I wish I was cuter. Maybe then I could be a NEET sex slave.