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1 Name: (凸ﾟДﾟ)凸 : 1993-09-7018 20:04

Not the first time I've restarted this thread, how delightful!

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 00:06

There should be a porn/humour comic with a masturbating muscular man (or minotaur for extra punnage) called Beef Strokinoff.

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 01:53

>>744
Make it regular to generate cult following.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 12:35

Silly girl, that's not how you tie a noose!

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 20:24

Where I come from, the adjective "altered", when applied to an animal, is used as a somewhat euphemistic synonym for "neutered." I cannot help but think of this every time the game title "Altered Beast" is mentioned.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 11:25

Teenage Mutant Maria Toshokan?

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 21:21

There are about 3 people on this site right now

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 21:23

>>749
Hi

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 21:44

Sup guys?

752 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7083 22:47

>>751
Hello.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 22:50

And me makes four!

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 06:52

Number Five here, reporting a full roster and all positions closed.

755 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7084 11:06

I'm Espeon and I'm #1 in this roster.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 11:28

Now that I think about it, "more intricate than any spider's web" isn't saying much, but it's still damned terrifying.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 13:15

nice beat

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 17:53

I have broken myself. Now what?

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 11:46

Hey, hey, mister! Which one of these is the least retarded in your opinion?

http://metro.mos.notamedia.ru/metro/rrr.pdf
http://metro.mos.notamedia.ru/metro/aaa.pdf
http://metro.mos.notamedia.ru/metro/bbb.pdf

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 12:56

What a horrible dream.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 13:15

I'm really excited to start this folk project with our band's drummer. I am so fucking tired of playing pop and indie rock.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 16:19

>>759 aaa if the circles describe how to get from platform to platform by foot. bbb if they don't. but aaa is still kind of growing on me.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 18:31

Well fuck you too, Sun.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 18:46

it makes me kind of sad to think that robert has finally died

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 18:50

I released them.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 18:58

strumpet

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 19:13

Everything's fine, just keep screaming.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 19:18

Rosa Rosa Rosa
Oh dibble dibble doo
Na nana na noklezoot

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 20:52

Why are the people I talk to ignoring me again?

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 10:18

And finally I shall use it as a DIODE not a REPEATER! I am the redstone wizard.

771 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7086 16:52

I'm desperately looking for a hug. Hello?

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 18:44

http://www.uproda.net/down/uproda527222.png
Thus I embarked on Minecraft adventure.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 19:53

>>771 never

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 23:12

What would happen if Touhous said "Take it literally" instead of "Take it easy"?

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 08:56

Put up your calendar already, there's only six days left of January!

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 09:15

Will they return in greater numbers? I need a locksmith now. What if locksmith is a burglar too? What if he gives them a copy of the keys? I would like to move out to a cave and live like a hermit, thank you.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 09:39

That actually felt like a randomly generated event. I'm even more convinced now that the world in which we live is noting but a large scale simulation.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 10:13

Lolis with chainsaws are one of the best types of loli.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 18:01

>>773
But I promise to be nice!

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 18:02

Lolis are shit

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 18:12

>>780
You're shit.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 18:32

Madoka a shit.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 18:36

Madoka's a loli.

784 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7087 22:43

I'm glad that Espeons aren't lolis!

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7088 00:47

dokyun a loli.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7088 04:38

>>785
I, a loli, am often found together under moons.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7088 16:35

Wagahai wa loli de aru.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7088 19:01

>>786
But are you, in fact, shit?

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7088 19:10

If only some more people joined minecraft to prove our superiority over VIPPERS. That server supports pirated clients, as far as I know...

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7088 22:36

>>789
I don't know how to pirate minecraft lol sorry.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7089 00:32

Can't go wrong with Aquarius.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7089 00:55

>>789
It's whitelisted though, I used a whitelisted name to get on since they don't have Xauth but it was rather bland and yncolonized, quite primitive really.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7089 02:39

Using the web console I can set downSpeed and numFlakes to 300000 and have millions of mittons when I click the emergency mittens button.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7089 03:40

Turns out the drummer and I make a really good team. Kinda wanna quit our band and just work with him.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7089 05:26

I just realized. If I get a life sentence in a Scandinavian country I can be a hikki.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7089 09:38

>>789,792
Join the IRC channel and there's a couple of commands to add yourself. I forget what exactly since I have no intention of playing either as a VIPPER or a DQN, but it's mentioned in the dedicated thread.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7089 11:30

>>790
http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1357842082/50,57 π-rating and whitelisting. Though there is some other useful stuff in the thread.

>>796
It's not VIP vs DQN or anything like that. Think of it as a bunch of guys trying to make this place look nicer.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7089 11:40

>>797
Don't worry, I know! Re-reading it, what I said came off a bit snappy.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7089 15:04

Life is good.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7089 21:39

I want pretty fonts, but the configuration is just one more thing I have to keep track of.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 01:35

Rosebud frozen peas, full of country goodness and green peaness.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 01:46

In my third year oh college I get to go to Japan!!

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 01:55

I didn't mean to have sage there, curse you, cookies.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 02:12

>>802
Also I just found this out today and I am in SUCH a great mood!

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 03:39

>>802
I get to go for the same rate as any college in the state since Michigan and Japan get that perk.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 09:07

The Hydrogen Konata.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 12:31

I will make her unfit for marriage!

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 12:40

>>805
I know a guy who was doing that!

Unfortunately for him, that was two years ago. Royally fucked over his credits and all that.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 19:03

the sun goes up
no where to go
the sun goes down

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 19:33

someone just suggested I google my name + The Hedgehog

holy fuck what's wrong with people?

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 21:53

They are subhuman! Slaughter them all!

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 22:30

>>811
Damn Whisperin' Sheep!

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 23:55

I could go to Tesco at midnight and get some orange juice, but that's exactly what the capitalists want.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 00:36

I'm so sick of this language.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 00:47

I'm so fucking sick of this language.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 02:09

Wait a minute... Laguna was Squall's dad? What?

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 02:27

I need to study but I don't want to have to get up. I've been in bed all day and it's 21:30... I think I also need to eat but if I don't move I don't feel hungry. Complete inactivity will solve all of mankind's problems.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 03:18

eat a penis

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 05:25

agepoyo!

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 05:50

Is hoot muself

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 08:46

I wonder what Freud would have to say about waifuism.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 09:17

>>817
But activity can be fun

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 09:55

Surpassing childhood is hardly a great achievement.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 15:43

>>823 Surpassing childhood without horrendously fucking up the entire rest of your life is.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 16:18

It's selvedge, baby!

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 22:42

Occasionally, it feels good to be hated.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 23:41

>>826
Yeah buddy

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 04:01

>>826

I hate you

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 04:02

penis

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 10:25

Somebody is extremely generous.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 14:32

I suppose a generic keyboard mash would do a reasonably good job of conveying my current thought.

jksdgblkasjgliaeuhnnhhjs;'patgjmakl;jhnkljnrhiounao24ugn

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 16:54

There's devices that can detect a camera's lenses already... Couple that with a portable, concealable EMP generator that sended a very small, directed EMP towards detected cameras with at least a 50 meters range, and...

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 16:58

>>832 And you're carrying a pretty heavy backpack and satellite dish around with you everywhere.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 17:48

>>832
Or just sew LEDs into your clothing that cause starburst effects in cameras and you cannot be seen.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 18:44

>>834
The LEDs wouldn't be visible to the human eye, right?

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 19:14

>>835
Most cameras pick up either UV or infrared as well as visible light.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 19:41

lonely...

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 22:16

方法法、メリくりすます！

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 22:26

>>836
Actually there are "privacy glasses" already in development that place a bunch of LEDs around your eye area. I'm unsure whenever this blinds the camera or tricks face recognition software.

Also, some hackers say that twisting your head like 15-30 degrees to the side also makes your face unrecognizable. But they probably said that to laugh at gullible people in public. That's something that >>333 of another thread would do.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 23:38

>>836
If they pick up UV rays they will have so much noise from the sun that the the reflection that is you is basically worthless, if it's IR rays it's worthless too since that's just your heat signature, LEDs create a halo that when recorded causes a starburst effect through the entire visible spectrum it is really a crippling blow to the cameras, however it's rather obvious and if someone sees you they will say "hey, that guys clothing is covered in Light Emitting Diodes, he is probably trying to evade the police, let me call them.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 23:45

>>840
They're all either near-IR or near-visible. because you see light in a much fuzzier band than cameras, they'd appear very faint to humans but very bright to a camera.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 09:53

I could go home...

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 12:27

I hate you, Michael.

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