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I'm going through another one of these phases of finding some really interesting video games. Hooked on Fire Emblem (Sealed Sword) and SNK vs. Capcom. Man, those heavy armor guys are cool.
I stand by what I said about nitrile groups in an earlier iteration of this thread.
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Who the fuck is this faggot?
I asked at the end of the last thread, but have YOU ever played the Phantasy Star games? I got the Mega Drive Collection for PS3, it has Phantasy Star I-IV. Will I miss out on much if I jump into IV? I started II, and died very early on and couldn't be bothered to start again
Hopefully, that will be the last time in my life that I experience an elderly Japanese woman shouting "Rape!" at me.
U+3331 Square Biru
I really hate it when I want to talk to my friend way more than my friend wants to talk to me.
Marimite looks far too much like marmite.
I really hate it when my friends want to talk to me far more than I want to talk to them.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1331675820/838
How to Bottle Farts
I've still no idea whether it was budding or not.
The Smoopy stuff gives me a giggle every time
Thes Smoopys Stuffs Givess Mes As Giggles Everys Times Smoopy time every giggle a me gives stuff smoopy the
She's so lovely; I'm not sure my heart can take much more of this...
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Imagine actually getting something on Valentines day?
Oh gosh oh wow
>>24
Oh sweet jeebus, now I'm perspiring heavily thanks to you!
Wor marrow.
Enjoy your worries, you may never have them again.
>>28
I was about to comment on how much I enjoyed that song by The Books, but then I realized that the title was most likely a reference to something else. A quick Google search, however, only returned the song I first thought of. Doesn't that phrase seem familiar from elsewhere?
I'm going to a Dinosaur museum for my birthday! Ever since Jurassic Park came out earlier this year, I'm hyped about dinosaurs. Anyone else catching the Dino Fever?
>>29
I'm going to a Walking with Dinosaurs show with real-life dinosaurs. It's gonig to be fucking sick.
An animated description of a beautiful place out in the country
And now I'm not allowed to write on my hand! Outrageous.
Not going in today was a good idea.
"We are the 99%!"
-- Occupy Wall Street
"99% of anything is crap."
--Sturgeon's Law.
I just totally got that!
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is playing in London tonight! I would love to have been able to go.
I just want to curl up and cry.
>>38
I'm really tired and have quite a number of ongoing essays/projects that aren't going awfully well. Never mind, I'll manage...
Swindly Tam
Just a while ago I called a group of freshmen letting cold air into the building "fucking invalids". I've beemn feeling terrible lately and this made it much worse
I'm so sorry ;_;
>>35
So, 99% of the 1% is crap, and 99% of "the 99%" is crap too?
>>42
It's 99% of the greater whole, unless you keep applying the 99% law to itself (zOMG TIME PARADOX)
So in other words, 99% of 99% crap craps are 99% crap, including 99% of the 99% of the 1% non-crap that is both crap and not crap?
This means crapness asymptotically approaches 1 for anyything non-atomic!
I'll go and alert the president.
Are... are those... quarks? I feel violated.
This isn't what either of us wanted.
Hey someone else is playing Ratchet & Clank 2! I recently 90%edish the first one, I was going to 100% it but I found #2 cheap so I bought it. I have just been to the Tatooine planet and found all the crystals.
No thanks, I'll pass on the Rand
>>43
Nah, if you keep applying it to 99% it just ranks everything from "utter crap" to "rather good". But it won't have a Gaussian distribution, which means that the law is most likely false and the person who came up with it is a shithead.
Something beautiful will happen.
No, it means everyone in OWS is crap.
And having had an encampment of those fuckers nearby for a month or so, they sure as hell smelled like it.
>>51
You deserve that for being a part of the Wall Street, man!
I had a living girlfriend once. It was dreadful, wouldn't recommend it.
>>54
No, man. Wait till science animates your tenga, man, till science turns it into a robo-girl.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY DQN~!
See, I don't even like mushrooms.
I heard that when the english version of Phantasy Star Online 2 comes out, it won't be dubbed. I hope this means they're just keeping the original audio. If they take out the japanense and the EMARGENCY CODE engrish, I'm probabyly just going to play the japanese version.
Smothered under the combined mass of all the blankets in the entire world.
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Quiet down, penis! You're not helping!
Well, if nobody else is going to break it...
cat planet
CAT PLANET CAT PLANET CAT PLANET
I'm a slut.
Well personally I rather like spiders.
You'll burn for this!
Fighting crime
Trying to save the world
Here they come just in tiiime
Hello, I'm looking for an imported pink lunch box.
Silly bonsai tree, you're not allowed to die!
Hello, has anyone seen an important pink lunch box around here?
http://i.imgur.com/vlMjEgF.jpg Fucking redditors.
I wish one day some cool famous guy indirectly admits that he is a DQN by saying something like "It carries out and is w" or "Under the moon loli to issho" on the telly or wherever. And then he would post here with his picture and would tell us that we're the source of his inspiration, and then we would feel proud of ourselves.
>>75
That's some pretty poor handwriting.
Now I can understand that graphology "scandal" a few years ago, when they found a note written by Tony Blair and deduced from his handwriting that he was feeling nervous about the upcoming election and was unsure about his goals and so on. Then it turned out the note belonged to Bill Gates.
The thing with the fairies was more useful.
What are you wearing today?
>>79
A blue dressing gown, a blanket and a pair of glasses. That is all.
>>79
Now, just my underpants!
When I was out: Steven Alan short army jacket, brown Raf sweater, grey checked shirt, dark brown chinos, and brown boots. It was raining today.
I love the rain
Had yer gobs.
>>75
I hope someday, some one famous will let slip that he uses plan9 from gentoo and that hell becomes popular.
I'm going to be stabbed in less than two hours.
>>77
Well, he's THE geek. So, it's perfectly understandable why he has a poor handwriting and why he feels nervous or uncomfortable, especially when he has to deal with other people. And, well, I don't think that charity's in his nature, no wonder he was unsure about his goals. I read somewhere that it was his wife who gave him these ideas back when he was the CEO of Microsoft Corporation.
>>85
Were you stabbed? Was it a physical assault or a metaphorical "backstab" by one of your friends?
>>89
I was stabbed with a hypodermic needle. Although, "injected" might fit better than "stabbed".
>>91
Thankfully, no! I barely even felt it go in.
In other news, thank you to whoever it was here who mentioned Boatmurdered, it's one of the best things I've read in a long time!
It isn't a micropenis, it's one-size-fits-all!
Get outta my face, sushi.
That was the most incredible orgasm of my life. My knees still feel slightly weak.
>>95
What did you do for that? I'd like to do it to. I like having incredible orgasms.
>>96
I dressed up like a little girl, then put a vibrating electric shaver up my butt. This isn't the first time I've done it, but the first few times I came almost straight away, which was no good. This time, though...
>>98
don't listen to this guy, listen to your heart.
and the sound of a vibrating electric shaver...
I killed all the ministers. They're all dead. Every single one.
