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1 Name: `!CdQPknbMI.!!r7LU6/4y : 1993-09-7104 02:19

I had to delete the full stop, even though I said I wouldn't, in order to fit the number 10 in.

101 Name: Minister of Immortality : 1993-09-7115 00:09

>>100
try me, murderer.

102 Name: Minister of Not Being Dead : 1993-09-7115 00:16

I have a very specific job.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 00:50

Minister fever is sweeping the 4-ch!

104 Name: Minister of Diagnoses : 1993-09-7115 01:55

>>103
my studies show that these symptoms are closer to a mania, rather than a fever.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 01:58

Well, I have now browsed all 482 pages of my waifu's danbooru tag. At twenty images per page, that's a total of 9640 images, of which I have saved a mere 335 (or 3.475%). I feel so fulfilled.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 02:00

Whoops, missed one; it was actually 336.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 02:50

Look at these poppy lagones.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 05:45

What should I learn to get a job in web design? I know the basics (HTML,CSS,javascript) and a bit of php and so on, but there are a million other technologies out there and I'm not sure what to study.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 05:51

>>108
And when I say web design I really mean web development, I have a bit of interest in design, but my main focus is the technology, not the design itself. I wonder if I should learn Hadoop or SQL or other crazy database stuff.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 07:03

PROTIP for people in the Choose Your Own Adventure thread:
You can use the 'q' flag to easily see all the posts that link to a particular number.
For example: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1355706703/q37

111 Name: Minister of Website Development : 1993-09-7115 12:16

>>108
Perl, Ruby, SQL, the rest is mostly just scripts for webservers.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 13:20

I'm going on a march
Because I want Britain to be about British

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 13:40

Personally, I want Britain to be about Scandinavians.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 13:58

I thought Britain was a country, not a story or a play or anything that could be 'about' anything in particular

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 14:10

I thought Britannia could rule again if we only followed the worms.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 14:27

Why didn't the suicide bombers who tried to kill hitler just shoot him

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 15:05

And the 20 july bombing, why didn't they used suppressed pistols instead

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 15:49

Holy shit, i3 is so powerful

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 16:41

Skim is from the top. I come from the cream of the crop.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 18:26

How the hell is the notion that something done by a human can be 'inhuman' so prevalent? It's the fucking no true scotsman fallacy. what the HELL...

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 18:40

HELL

122 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7115 19:25

Manga I ordered came in the mail way earlier than expected.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 19:52

Yesterday's was much better.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 22:04

Sociopaths love calcium!

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 01:13

If you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 02:34

>>120
It's generally meant as a comparison to some "ideal" human, I suppose, not that that makes it any more useful.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 03:30

...you'll just attract Fremen

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 13:46

EYE PEE SIX

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 15:32

TANEDA DIES!!!!

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 17:28

(≧▽≦) >>127

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 18:32

Iodine is an old friend of mine. We go way back.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 20:46

I hear Venus is lovely this time of year.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7117 01:40

A pickup truck with a flat tire just rolled by my place and inspired my inner 7 year old to yell "And when dey's flat, dago wop wop wop!"

Going to take me about 15 minutes to get back in the zone after that :(

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7117 13:03

Perhaps I'm through the worst of it?

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7117 16:38

I ought to be a little more cautious with what I post to the internet. Ah well, what's the worst that could happen...

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7117 17:42

>>135
We're on to you, citizen. Back to work.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7117 18:47

Why do I keep making up scientific terms? What the fuck is an "entropic tendency"‽

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7117 21:06

I never heard "godzillion" but I like it. Would a Japanese person call it "gojiriion"?

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 03:21

>>135
Be kidnapped, tortured and killed?

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 09:05

Let's chemicals!

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 16:17

Well, would you look at that; it appears to have cut all the way to the bone.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 17:15

>>141
This sounds unpleasant...

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 18:15

There should be a T-shirt with a subcultural meaning to the effect that whomever (preference encoded somehow) recognizes the shirt should tip their hat accordingly to propose casual sex with the wearer. Like a hanky code, but for non-faggots.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 18:18

>>135
Beheading in front of a webcam, on the internet?

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 18:30

You see, the most amazing thing is that this isn't even the first time that my home has been invaded by break dancing ocelots.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 18:34

A casual sex? I have never had even a regular one!

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 00:52

What if I'm the mental one?

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 06:05

w00t i'm a pandar

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 08:48

I can wait.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 12:07

I'll go down to the meadow at 3AM and scream until my throat hurts. But why? In frustration? To deny the very existence of the unpleasantries that have driven me to this point? No, for I love these as I love every facet of my life. Thus I shall scream for no reason at all.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 16:40

If I sit here long enough, they'll stop knocking.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 18:51

Wattsmaaaaan

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 18:59

So why don't I give up, anyway?

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 10:10

Inb4 all unprotected wi-fi routers get wiped out in the US.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 10:32

My darling little brick-fish-cat-baby.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 16:48

I hate my Shrekonomics class. It's driving me ogre the edge!

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 17:43

>>150
That sounds nice.
There are so many times when I see something on textboards that look like it would be in a black textbox of a manga which it is the main characters inner monologue.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 18:40

Woah, I never noticed that advertisement on the front page before.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 19:01

Fixing a stupid error took the solving time down from 14 seconds to 2 seconds! And it's probably more correct too, which is always nice!

160 Name: CRINKLY : 1993-09-7120 19:50

http://bombermine.com/#/play haha this is great! Come and play DQN?

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 20:49

>>156
check yourself before you shrek yourself

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 00:28

I just turned 24!

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 01:11

>>160
Ping more than 3000 ms? What the hell, man? How are you going to play a competitive video game with pings over even 100!

>>162
I wish I was as young...

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 04:05

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Snatcher!

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 10:07

That's it! No food until you've finished that essay!

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 10:23

How do I unlearn dumbed-down silly American English and learn British instead?

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 11:36

I'll substitute your face with a bloodied pulp!

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 12:45

>>166
Join British forums (if there are any any more)! Change your computer's default language! Move to England!

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 16:45

>>166
Change your browser's language to English UK. If it has a spellchecker, it will help you Anglicise yourself.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 16:48

>>166
Take in heavy loads of Arab dick until you feel sufficiently British

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 18:05

>>162 Hope you're having a nice day!

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 01:18

Chip Cheezum is adorable

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 01:42

>>168
But I'd rather move to Sweden. It's a nice place, albeit a bit cold.

>>169
Thank you, it might help me put "U" where it is due. Although the language of the web itself is a sort of pidgin.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 02:41

What if everyone was a Snatcher?

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 02:43

>>169

>Anglicise

Funnily enough, the Oxford English Dictionary recommends -ize (e.g. Anglicize). -ize goes back over 500 years and isn't an Americanism like most people believe.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 10:37

Poor Youmu! I didn't want to make her cry.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 11:46

>>175 I don't know if I'll ever be able to bring myself to use -ize

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 12:14

I haven't been to the Superstructure for months. I must have missed two or three of these threads. I'm not sure whether to feel good or bad about this.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 12:52

I rather dislike the words “coding” and “gamer”.
Calling yourself a ‘gamer’ is like proclaiming you're a ‘fan of music’, and if you're ‘gaming’ rather than ‘playing computer games’ you're probably giving a little too much merit to a not-uncommon hobby. Contrast with pro gamer, where ‘gaming’ actually produces an income and provides entertainment for observers.
Also, the act of ‘coding’ as opposed to programming makes it sound like you're bashing away at your keyboard and coincidentally producing text that resembles a computer program, rather than thinking about what you are doing and then programming the computer to solve a problem. It kind of implies you're not actually planning on running the program at the end, you're just producing code. In a professional setting, the distinction becomes that a code monkey codes and a software developer programs - one is a distinctly more cerebral and respectable career; the other is a job right at the bottom of the chain.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 13:54

>>179
I agree but I can never express this without sounding bitter.

After all, game players (awkward) do have their own subculture, even if it's an annoying one they don't deserve.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 13:57

The eternal Sunday sale [DFS]

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 17:39

How many supersecret text boards are out there?

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 17:52

>>182
not enough

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 19:10

I'm going to the store to buy short pants and melatonin. I am so happy about that.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 20:30

KEION! ( ˃ ヮ˂)

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 20:36

>>185
That reminds me, I recently heard an eccentric white haired physics professor mention K-On! (or so I thought). Turns out he actually said kaon.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 20:51

I wonder if they're talking about that new Firefox OS developer phone....

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 00:46

>>187
http://www.geeksphone.com/ how do I get one from them? Do I have to pretend that I am a developer who is going to develop... stuff?

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 01:07

>>188

>Keon

Seems "K-On!" variations are the order of the day.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 01:08

>>189
D'oh, just realized that's the point.

Lack of links in thoughts can be confusing sometimes...

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 07:20

I don't feel I think

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 11:06

>>191
burn the heretic

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 11:18

I think >>191 meant "Something that I do not feel is the fact that I think" so everyone is okay here.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 12:32

I don't like pringles.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 17:07

Is there a broken <div> tag on this page?

196 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7123 18:09

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197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 19:13

This is my life http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/Science+motherfucker+_d7860a39f58b3b629b7a17d2d5f65d05.png

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 19:21

>>188
I dunno man but I want one. I'll be installing FFOS on my phone once it's done though.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 19:49

This is simply what I pay for my transgressions. Don't worry about me.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 20:16

>>195
I hate it

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