I have a very specific job.
Minister fever is sweeping the 4-ch!
>>103
my studies show that these symptoms are closer to a mania, rather than a fever.
Well, I have now browsed all 482 pages of my waifu's danbooru tag. At twenty images per page, that's a total of 9640 images, of which I have saved a mere 335 (or 3.475%). I feel so fulfilled.
Whoops, missed one; it was actually 336.
Look at these poppy lagones.
What should I learn to get a job in web design? I know the basics (HTML,CSS,javascript) and a bit of php and so on, but there are a million other technologies out there and I'm not sure what to study.
>>108
And when I say web design I really mean web development, I have a bit of interest in design, but my main focus is the technology, not the design itself. I wonder if I should learn Hadoop or SQL or other crazy database stuff.
PROTIP for people in the Choose Your Own Adventure thread:
You can use the 'q' flag to easily see all the posts that link to a particular number.
For example: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1355706703/q37
>>108
Perl, Ruby, SQL, the rest is mostly just scripts for webservers.
I'm going on a march
Because I want Britain to be about British
Personally, I want Britain to be about Scandinavians.
I thought Britain was a country, not a story or a play or anything that could be 'about' anything in particular
I thought Britannia could rule again if we only followed the worms.
Why didn't the suicide bombers who tried to kill hitler just shoot him
And the 20 july bombing, why didn't they used suppressed pistols instead
Holy shit, i3 is so powerful
Skim is from the top. I come from the cream of the crop.
How the hell is the notion that something done by a human can be 'inhuman' so prevalent? It's the fucking no true scotsman fallacy. what the HELL...
HELL
Manga I ordered came in the mail way earlier than expected.
Yesterday's was much better.
Sociopaths love calcium!
If you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.
>>120
It's generally meant as a comparison to some "ideal" human, I suppose, not that that makes it any more useful.
...you'll just attract Fremen
EYE PEE SIX
TANEDA DIES!!!!
Iodine is an old friend of mine. We go way back.
I hear Venus is lovely this time of year.
Perhaps I'm through the worst of it?
I ought to be a little more cautious with what I post to the internet. Ah well, what's the worst that could happen...
Why do I keep making up scientific terms? What the fuck is an "entropic tendency"‽
I never heard "godzillion" but I like it. Would a Japanese person call it "gojiriion"?
Let's chemicals!
Well, would you look at that; it appears to have cut all the way to the bone.
There should be a T-shirt with a subcultural meaning to the effect that whomever (preference encoded somehow) recognizes the shirt should tip their hat accordingly to propose casual sex with the wearer. Like a hanky code, but for non-faggots.
You see, the most amazing thing is that this isn't even the first time that my home has been invaded by break dancing ocelots.
A casual sex? I have never had even a regular one!
What if I'm the mental one?
I can wait.
I'll go down to the meadow at 3AM and scream until my throat hurts. But why? In frustration? To deny the very existence of the unpleasantries that have driven me to this point? No, for I love these as I love every facet of my life. Thus I shall scream for no reason at all.
If I sit here long enough, they'll stop knocking.
Wattsmaaaaan
So why don't I give up, anyway?
Inb4 all unprotected wi-fi routers get wiped out in the US.
My darling little brick-fish-cat-baby.
I hate my Shrekonomics class. It's driving me ogre the edge!
>>150
That sounds nice.
There are so many times when I see something on textboards that look like it would be in a black textbox of a manga which it is the main characters inner monologue.
Woah, I never noticed that advertisement on the front page before.
Fixing a stupid error took the solving time down from 14 seconds to 2 seconds! And it's probably more correct too, which is always nice!
http://bombermine.com/#/play haha this is great! Come and play DQN?
I just turned 24!
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Snatcher!
That's it! No food until you've finished that essay!
How do I unlearn dumbed-down silly American English and learn British instead?
I'll substitute your face with a bloodied pulp!
>>166
Join British forums (if there are any any more)! Change your computer's default language! Move to England!
>>166
Change your browser's language to English UK. If it has a spellchecker, it will help you Anglicise yourself.
>>166
Take in heavy loads of Arab dick until you feel sufficiently British
Chip Cheezum is adorable
What if everyone was a Snatcher?
>Anglicise
Funnily enough, the Oxford English Dictionary recommends -ize (e.g. Anglicize). -ize goes back over 500 years and isn't an Americanism like most people believe.
Poor Youmu! I didn't want to make her cry.
>>175 I don't know if I'll ever be able to bring myself to use -ize
I haven't been to the Superstructure for months. I must have missed two or three of these threads. I'm not sure whether to feel good or bad about this.
I rather dislike the words “coding” and “gamer”.
Calling yourself a ‘gamer’ is like proclaiming you're a ‘fan of music’, and if you're ‘gaming’ rather than ‘playing computer games’ you're probably giving a little too much merit to a not-uncommon hobby. Contrast with pro gamer, where ‘gaming’ actually produces an income and provides entertainment for observers.
Also, the act of ‘coding’ as opposed to programming makes it sound like you're bashing away at your keyboard and coincidentally producing text that resembles a computer program, rather than thinking about what you are doing and then programming the computer to solve a problem. It kind of implies you're not actually planning on running the program at the end, you're just producing code. In a professional setting, the distinction becomes that a code monkey codes and a software developer programs - one is a distinctly more cerebral and respectable career; the other is a job right at the bottom of the chain.
>>179
I agree but I can never express this without sounding bitter.
After all, game players (awkward) do have their own subculture, even if it's an annoying one they don't deserve.
The eternal Sunday sale [DFS]
How many supersecret text boards are out there?
I'm going to the store to buy short pants and melatonin. I am so happy about that.
I wonder if they're talking about that new Firefox OS developer phone....
>>187
http://www.geeksphone.com/ how do I get one from them? Do I have to pretend that I am a developer who is going to develop... stuff?
>>189
D'oh, just realized that's the point.
Lack of links in thoughts can be confusing sometimes...
I don't feel I think
I think >>191 meant "Something that I do not feel is the fact that I think" so everyone is okay here.
I don't like pringles.
Is there a broken <div> tag on this page?
>>188
I dunno man but I want one. I'll be installing FFOS on my phone once it's done though.
This is simply what I pay for my transgressions. Don't worry about me.