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1 Name: `!CdQPknbMI.!!r7LU6/4y : 1993-09-7104 02:19

I had to delete the full stop, even though I said I wouldn't, in order to fit the number 10 in.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 14:07

>>825 well, what did he drink? Maybe one beer per video? That isn't really anything at all, even if you drink it all in ten seconds. I was always under the impression that he was sponsored by Yuengling or Rolling Rock.

Who cares anyway, since he kind of sucks - same "I'm so mad at this game" shtick every video. Better than some Youtube game idiots, for sure, but it still gets old pretty quick.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 15:40

I felt her image inflate to fill the entire inside of my skull, painting my mind like a canvas - as I painted her, so long ago. I'm scared.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 04:29

THERE IS NO DISC THREE YOU ASSHOLE

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 04:39

How come my nose can excrete more mucus than my penis? It isn't fun! The evolution is stupid! Your god is stupid if you don't believe in evolution!

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 08:00

We both know how this is going to end. Prepare your fingers.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 09:51

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I wish i had slept instead of pokemoning then i could have gotten all that work done and had a chance to sleep

837 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7168 09:57

>>836
Then you would regret both not doing your work and not pokemoning.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 10:39

Have some faith, you!

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 17:36

I kind of want to make a DQN Synchronet BBS that also crawls USENET, specifically comp.os.plan9 and higher. I could mount games on it like syn does. But I still have to figure out how to configure it yet.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 17:41

Can a plant be cute?

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 17:49

When the DQN Short Novel Audiobook does come out I'm buying 80 copies and giving them away for christmass presents. Sadly I will be the only recipient since I am always alone for christmass.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 18:30

>>841
I'll record it if you like my voice

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 22:19

😡 not cool man

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 22:57

>>843
😞

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 00:07

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 01:03

no stop

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 02:19

😆 make me

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 02:32

🌚🌝

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 02:36

8===D

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 03:19

The only thing keeping Flash alive is porn, ads, and Homestuck.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 06:24

>>850
Don't forget youtube and crappy browser games.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 06:31

I have resolved to never find out what Homestuck is

853 Name: !ewaSmoOpY2 : 1993-09-7169 06:51

Smoopys Smoopy smoopy

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 07:14

>>850
But porn and ads are a huge part of the Internet. That's like saying the only thing keeping the steel industry alive is the automobile industry.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 09:25

Now, all I have to do is seduce myself.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 09:44

How come Jeremy Clarkson doesn't have a knighthood yet?

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 13:56

Lalalalalala~

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 14:17

>>851

I DID forget that. Thank you.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 15:27

Midori is great!
Except on windows.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 16:49

I'll make damned sure that not a single ray of sunlight ever graces your wretched body again.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 17:03

>>852
Your loss.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 17:06

>>861
Hah yeah right

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 17:14

If you're going to operate a pirate radio station don't operate it on Military, NPR, or WS bands.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 19:16

>>861
I stopped reading when it became page after page of chat logs. A couple of years ago, that was.
Its sheer enormitude and format as an unrelenting stream of updates is sure to exclude a casual reader who ever wants to read it and get up to speed.
Hell, even a week away made it infeasible and quite laborious to empty my feed reader.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 21:41

>>842 I thought we went through this, people claimed the chapters they were going to read (I picked a couple) and then... nothing happened

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 23:39

>>865
The book isn't done being written yet, plus no one is motivated enough to get on vocaroo.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 00:25

I'm the same as >>864. I enjoyed reading through Problem Sleuth, even though the later parts got a little complicated, but Homestuck is just ridiculous. Eventually I just gave up trying to keep up with it. There's something to be said for the value of a succinct, self-contained story. Homestuck is just a monstrosity.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 03:54

My mom calls Shimamura-kun "Booboli Bear"
  (~)
γ´⌒`ヽ
{i:i:i:i:i:i:i:i: }
( ´・ω・)

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 05:25

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870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 09:30

Am I twitching again?

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 09:30

All this talking about Homestuck makes me want to make an AA of the "let me tell you about Homestuck" security guy. That look on his face is just priceless.

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 10:22

No, I'm talking about the little voice in the back of my head that keeps chanting "Incest, incest, incest".

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 13:11

>>871
lol I forgot about him.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 13:17

I can't get the Hiragana deck I downloaded from Textfugu to work with Anki for Android.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 15:40

Why on earth would someone need flashcards to learn hiragana?

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 16:01

>>875
All you need is te Wikipedia page

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 16:24

This board isn't individualist enough.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 16:34

>>877
But is it elitist enough?

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 16:43

>>877
We're a superstructure, that's only one step up from the hivemind of the citadel, there must be no individualism or we'll be destroyed and no longer be elitist.

880 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7170 16:48

>>879
It isn't hivemind if you don't start agreeing with me! Now, get out of my thread, I'm going to weep here and wallow in my own misery.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 19:58

Spilling and spinning through. That's all I'll need.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 21:21

Ma wa ru
Mawaru

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 09:16

Actually, believe it or not, I was trying to mock you.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 11:10

>>883
My reaction might have looked naive, but in reality I was mocking your feeble aping. That's because ― let's just face the harsh truth for a second ― I'm way smarter than you.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 12:42

>>883,884
Consider this: Both of you were trying to mock each other. Neither of you noticed.
Was either mock successful?

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 14:22

the wise man mocks the fool but the mocked man mocks the mocker.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 17:34

It's five past catharsis!

888 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7171 21:32

I went to go apply for a job at a bar and the Rustic Overtones are all here eating and debating conspiracy theories about the Boston bombings.

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 21:34

work, or pack up and go to the bathroom.... decisions, decisions...

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 23:47

Which is better: to make a mediocre, forgettable post or not to post at all?

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 00:20

>>890
It depends, sometimes a collection of forgettable posts can be better together than no posts at all.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 06:30

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 14:43

Look upon yourself and weep! For you have become nought but a receptacle.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 16:24

>>893
( ˃ ヮ˂) For pee!

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 03:52

Hey, you're a pretty nice guy.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 04:37

I'm starting to dig sushi

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 04:38

Frank Zappa and video games.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 08:15

hakujin

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 11:21

全て忘れて!全て忘れて!
これから一人。

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 11:51

no you don't have ADD you're just a lazy shit

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 12:43

Regardless of whether it helps or not, it might make me hate myself less.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 16:24

Where is my balls?

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 17:23

>>899 will soon learn the advantages of being alone and forgetting and removing others from your life

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 19:00

>>903
What are they? I'd like to know if I missed any.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 20:45

Please, somebody, tell me it's all going to be okay.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 22:51

What are some fun, free, outdoor activities? It's hot!

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 23:51

>>905
It will be different than you expect, but it will be OK. It already is.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 23:55

>>906
Swimming, urban exploring, geocaching (only free if you already have a smart phone or gps, or you could try it with triangulation and maps), parkour

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 02:15

>>906
Biking, running, tree climbing, >>908

DQN, How useable is a having BA in Linguistics after university? I want to learn things I like but I also want to have a job.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 02:21

>>909
Minor in it, baby

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 02:21

>>906
stone kicking, tree petting, sun staring, hill rolling

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 02:30

Oh no oh no oh no oh no I can't fail that test no no no no nononononononononononononononononononono

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 08:05

>>911
Don't forget flower gazing, cloud spotting and cross dressing.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 09:07

Can I put a frilly little bonnet on my cross? I think it'd be very cute.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 11:25

>>906
Karting, car racing, unicycle jousting, golf (if you're a rich bore), trainspotting, nature photography (camping! Camp out next to some heron and wait until it catches something ― what a magnificent action shot it would make!), lollygagging.

>>908
All of these are risky and dangerous. You might catch a disease or get assaulted, or hurt yourself.

>>909
The first two might get you chased by some rabid dogs making the third a necessity. It's gravely dangerous, as you can see.

>>911
You might hurt your limbs and other organs by doing any of those.

>>913
Allergies, lack of awareness, others' ignorance are contributing to risk factors in these activities.

As you can see, my suggestions are the safest. Karting is just a jolly good fun, the worst that can happen is that you slowly bump into a short wall of tyres. Racing might require some investments, but in the end you just have to mend a car with some duct tape - and everything will be fine. Unicycle jousting demands some unicycle training and an understanding partner, but it's the safest sport in the world. And the worst that could happen on the golf course is that you might die of old age. The rest of activities are just slightly more boring than reading Wikipedia but equally safe.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 13:19

Don't listen to >>915, or you could get yourself killed! You should stick to truly safe and honorable pasttimes, such as fisticuffs, bear wrestling, swamp raking, wild horse taming, mudsliding, bridge scaling or lumberjacking.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 15:22

I feared something like this for so long - and now that it's finally happened, I'm frankly surprised at how blasé I am about the whole thing.

I bear no grudge, I bear no grudge...

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 17:34

I hate people who say "gooey" in place of GUI.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 17:35

I wish America had a Wakaba mark equivalent. Everyone's always so aggressive, and maybe them knowing I'm a shitty driver would cause them to slow down a bit when I want to merge instead of try to pass me.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 18:05

>>919
http://en.rian.ru/david_burghardt_blog/20110912/166780068.html
Get yourself one of these yellow triangles with exclamation mark and hope for anybody else to understand it.
Or find a relevant "for dummies" book and stick it instead.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 18:23

Data is beautiful.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 20:34

Data are beautiful.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 20:41

>>922
My name is Day-tah, not Dah-tuh. That is simply how my name is pronounced.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 22:36

>>919
You could hang a "STUDENT DRIVER" sign in the rear window. Probably won't stop the assholes though. And coming from someone who lives in Japan, the Wakaba mark doesn't really help either. Impatient people will still try to pass you. In fact, some of them will try even harder because they don't want to get stuck behind someone they think will be slow.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 05:43

>>919
bicycle

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 05:48

I hate pants. I wish I could go back in time and prevent pants.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 06:04

>>924
Yeah, as mentioned in >>920's article, some drivers might try to scare the shit out of you because of this. For giggles.

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 06:23

What are those standing desks? Is it just another overrated piece of trendy trash? Is there any serious scientific research behind this beyond "that one guy died sitting in the chair", "you will die sitting" and some random numbers with percent signs?

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