( -_-) Get me a whiskey sour.
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😷 Get outta here, grampas
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(✿ ◕‿◕) ᓄ✂╰U╯ Rei, you're being a bad person for refusing to wear the ball gag.
(╬ಠΦಠ) TOUCH MY PINGAS
(*ί[ί) Can those weird goo tentacle things molest you and make your nipples erect again?
( EΦE) Can I have a seafood mukbang ASMR?
Hard Liquor. Whiskey. Fringe Weaver. A bottle of vodka to wash off the taste.
And you as a drinking partner, on the double.
( EΦE) I want to see you slurping those tentacles
( άOά) WHEN I SIT DOWN TO EAT, I GET SEXY! WHEN I GO TO BED, I GET HUNGRY!
( EΦE) I want the usual
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( EΦE) I want the unusual
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( ` -L) I'd like to buy a tractor and some fertilizer
(LEΦE`) I'll have one digested Rei clone please
(LEΦE`) ...well?
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(LEΦE`) ...do you accept bitcoin?
(; ₯` Φ₯L) I'll call my guy to get an exchange. Are you going to at least give me my straw?
( E-E) Straw Man looks like a cancer stick.
(EΝE) Rei's self-cannibal farts smell like death itself! But they're still cute when they come from Rei-chan!
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(* LEtE`) P-please don't do that...
( EΦE) You exchanged it for a bitcoin.
( E-E) I'd like a fresh bowl of [REI] piss, please.
( E - E) To make sure of the freshness, please make it in front of me.
( E - E ) DON'T HOLD BACK NOW!
( E - E ) ...with extra green onions, please.
(* LEtE`) is the soup almost done?
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(* LEtE`) hey that's my car she's getting into!
(* LEtE`) hey I never got my piss!
( E-E) If she doesn't have a cervical spine and is thus unable to contract her bladder, maybe there's a catheter bag around. She won't mind if I borrow it while her head's gone, right?
( E - E ) Or is this one of those ethical dilemmas I keep on hearing so much about? Is that stealing, or harassment?
(* LEtE`) It's...it's just not the same, sorry pal. I'm sure you're a good bloke, but it's not for me. Unless you've got some of that [REI] piss.
iL_J`j I guess I'll just have today's special...
( ί ί) Spicy Papaya Salad please!