R(MDL#)Ι I don't want POO unless it's from Rei!
(EΦE) One milkshake please!
(EΦE) [John] Prine's Deceased [body] flavor
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Many many moons ago I worked as a barmaid in a small local pub to put myself through college and Uni. In the days before mobile phones (and for a while afterwards actually) it wasnft uncommon for the landline phone for the bar to be constantly clogged after 7pm with calls from wives wanting to know if their husbands were there.
Bar staff take enough crap as it is, without hearing a chorus of eIf thatfs my wife, tell her Ifm not heref every time the phone rang.
Management line was to do exactly as they said, so we did.
gIfm sorry Val, your husband says hefs not hereh.
Sorted.
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i@MnLj I'll have an order of the fingers, please. You know which ones.
i@MnLj Phooey! I was so close to replicating your secret seasoning and winning the blue ribbon at the state fair!
no but i could use a bath so pour it in the tub and be generous
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can i get uhhh numba 4, two number sevens. a millshake. a number 8 with extra fries. a number one. uh number two. another number seven no cheese. a large fries and two sodas on the side
ʕ·ᴥ·ʔʕ·ᴥ·ʔʕL•ᴥ•`ʔExcuse us, ma'am. Are bears allowed in this establishment?
look 'ere betch if you dont stop being r00d you w!ll have zero customers. none. zilch. nada
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@@| /MΖΖL knuckle sammich...? bitch i eat nails for breakfast. look at me im a goon!
dont mind me just going to take this trip (^_^)
ayo scuse me i want my numba 4, two number sevens. a millshake. a number 8 with extra fries. a number one. uh number two. another number seven no cheese. a large fries and two sodas on the side
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uhhhhh can i get a numba 4, two number sevens. a millshake. a number 8 with extra fries. a number one. uh number two. another number seven no cheese. a large fries and two sodas on the side
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i @§-]@|! i@We still don't serve ghosts.
_R .U@- Ιm@But would you like a cup of complimentary holy water?
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(EΦE) So, when do you get off today?
._. in one hour why though?
(EΦE) Who the fuck are you?
._. me....im....IM.. IM ANNIE GUR!
(EΦE) So Rei, when do you get off today?
( ί ί) I'll have one satisfying ending please!
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( ._.)Αϊ I broke it.
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Ms Ayanami, can you reenact this scene from your golden years as an actress? https://exhentai.org/s/4038719e0f/107555-46 (€) /
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i EΦE) I want some bleach and battery acid please!!!
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Can I have one shinjifs special cum sandwich please?
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_R .U@- Ιm @And don't forget to make that toilet bowl sparkle
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but you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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<=EΦE> I'd like to take a look at the menu please
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i OΦOj Gimme the deep fried racoon please Rei! Extra large, with extra sauce!
I wanna rent Shinjifs boy pussy
How much for a night?
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