[Part IV] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:12

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:14

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3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:16

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  ____(つ日_と)_ ( ゚∀゚ )  Remember part III? Good times.
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4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:22

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  ____(つ日_と)_ ( ゚∀゚ )  Remember formatting?
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5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:32

Hmm, I remember us having a tea party, and then you got out something sharp...
Then there was lots of strawberry jam? Odd, I can't remember anything after that.
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6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 18:23

( ・ω・) Remember how you tried to kill me, twice?

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 18:33

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8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 19:06

I... I don't know how to say this, but...
I think I'm in love with you.
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9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 19:14

       ∧_∧
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10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 19:30

( ・-・) This thread isn't tagged [TEEN][DRAMA], you know.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 19:49

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12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 20:34

(・ω・ ) Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 22:18

╭(*●ᴗ●)ノ Hey over there! Got room for more useless characters?

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 23:43

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  _____(つ日_と)__ ( ゚∀゚ )  Anyway, all that happened was you dropped your summer sausage, so the much anticipated fourth season of Everybody Loves Clonepa
./ \              旦⊂ I  got off to a rocky start as the beloved child actor arrived on set and completely f
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 02:09

( ・ω・) You are a wonderful person.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 02:10

( ・ω・) They should make a statue!

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 03:50

( ・-・) You say that every thread! WHY?

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 07:52

( ・ω・) I wasn't talking to you, silly!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 19:49

( ・ω・) I was talking to Grandpa!

( ・ω・) He's the best of the best of the bestest ever!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 22:04

( ・-・) I think I'm going to be sick.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 16:58

( ・ω・) Cloning vat fumes getting to you again, Beady?

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 01:59

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23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 02:40

( ・ω・) Oh god, I can see them now, anthropods everywhere, Spiders and house centipedes, thousands of house centipedes.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 18:26

( ・ω・) Hello, centipedes! My name is Clonepa.

( ・ω・) This thread is so nice and warm, isn't it? Make yourselves at home.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 21:14

( ・ω・) Feel free to devour your fill of book bindings in Beady's library. He never reads those dusty old books anyway.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 21:56

( ・-・) No! Not my shotacon doujin!

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 00:29

( ・ω・) Don't worry, I keep those in a safe place for you.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 00:40

( ・-・) Where!?

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 00:41

( ・ω・) A safe. Place.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 00:43

( ・-・) Goddammit, Clonepa. You know things only ever go into that Raiders of the Lost Ark warehouse to get "lost", right?

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 00:56

( ・ω・) My shed has a great indexing system, unlike Grandpas shed, that things a huge clutter with all the bodies of unused characters.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 04:21

Have you guys seen my body? It looked like this:( ´_⊃`)

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 11:00

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34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 12:04

( ・-・) And here was me thinking there was nothing more disturbing than being trapped in a thread full of centipedes and clonepas.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 13:44

(  ´_⊃`) I suppose you all know my dark secret now.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 17:41

( ・ω・) Yeah, I suppose so.

( ・ω・) At least nobody knows my dark secret!

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 23:06

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world's largest new used and used new automobile dealership,
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/  /   | |               (・ω・ ) '61 Fairlane there.
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38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 22:50

( ・ω・) We're going to meet neath that beg Exxon sign that brings us first city light.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 23:57

( -ω-) Mmmmm

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 17:56

(  -ω-) Mmmmmmm

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 17:59

(   -ω-) Mmmmmmmmmmm

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 20:42

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it supposed to do that?

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 21:02

(     -ω-) Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(     ・ω-) Ofcoursemmmmmmmmmmmmmm

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 21:26

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./ -ω-ヽ Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 23:13

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46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 16:29


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    し~∪―⊂,,.. --‐'''''"

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 17:26

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 17:29

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 17:33

 ( -m-) ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 17:58

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 18:47

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 19:20

   Λ_Λ
  ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole mmmMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 20:30

Don't think, feel, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 04:42

(・∀・) it carries out and is Mmmmmmmmmmmm

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 07:36

 
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56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 19:02

       , .   These m's just never stop carrying out.
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57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 21:50

( ・ω・) Well, that's enough of that!

( ・ω・) And now on to my favorite segment of tonight's show...

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 22:04

Here we go, kids!
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                  EWWWWWW!!
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59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 22:10

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      ||. (・ω・`| That's our show for tonight, kids! G'bye!!!
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-=THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE=-

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 02:21

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-=UPROARIOUS APPLAUSE=-

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 02:36

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-=AUDIENCE CRAWLS AROUND ON THE FLOOR=-

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 02:44

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-=APPLAUSE TRAILS OFF, SOME NERVOUS MUTTERING BEGINS=-

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 02:45

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-=AUDIENCE IS 1MILLION CENTIPEDES=-

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 15:01


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-=OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND THEY ARE COMING=-

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 15:31

( ・-・) How's about we never do a "centipede special" episode again?

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 15:52

( ・ω・) Shut the fuck up you worthless piece of trash

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 16:24

( ・ω・) Wait, that came out wrong. I meant "Shut up, or the glorious arthropod overlords will cut our funding".

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 17:23

( ・ω・) Shit, I shouldn't--
( ・ω・) Ah, what the hell.

  7  7 *schploing*
( ・・ω・・) *pop pop*

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( ・・ω・・) Hello everyone! My name is Centipa.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 18:31

  7  7
( ・・ω・・) No wait, it's Isopa.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 18:40

( ・-・) Whatever it is, you're almost as ugly as regular Clonepa.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 20:33

:) Hello guys I got lost on my way to the hamburger store can you help me go-AAAAAHHHH WHAT IS THAT?

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 10:21

( ・-・) I might ask the same of you.

( ・-・) Seriously, the left three quarters of your head is missing; how can you still speak?

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 12:32

( : :ω: :) Oh it was me, Spiderpa. I was hiding behind that there wall.
( : :ω: :) Trying to ambush those juicy looking ce―
( : :ω: :) ...Just minding my own business.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 13:45

  7  7
( ・・ω・・) But house centipedes eat spiders.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 16:37

  7  7
( ・・ω・・)
┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
┃ センチパーvsスパイダパー!ファイトスタート!.┃
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76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 20:09

(: :w: : ) munchmunchmunchmunchmunchmunch
( xxωxx)

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 20:15

  7  7
( ・・ω・・) Who the hell is that?


(: :w: : )
( xxωxx) Hello, I'm mutant blindpa.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 03:01

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( ・・ω・・) It never ends this shit.
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79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 03:06

⊂ ・ ω ・ ⊃ Hello everyone! My name is Autonomous Centipa Section.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 10:50

( ・-・) So I take it the cloning process has fucked up severely.
( ・-・) I told you to clean up the radioactive insects countless times.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 13:23

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   ( ・・ω・・) Neither spiders nor centipedes are insects.
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  ⊂ ・ω・⊃ And centipedes are myriapods.
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  ⊂ ・ω・⊃ Fuckass.
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82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 14:19

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  ⊂ ・ω・⊃ And they're all anthropods.
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83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 14:30

( ・-・) If I can kill it with bug spray, it's an insect.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 19:26

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  ⊂  ゚ ヮ゚⊃ I can wear so many mittens like this.
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  ⊂ ・∀・⊃ Grandpa, remember when we were autonomous?
  ⊂ ´ω` ⊃ That was a long time ago junior.
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  ⊂ ;゚Д゚⊃ There's a centipede here!
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  ⊂: :w: : ⊃ How the hell did I get in here?
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85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 19:54

  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
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|Y  Y        \
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| \/      _人.| AND THEN A DOG CAME
|       ___/      AND HE WAS SO ANGRY
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 (__)_)

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 20:23

   7  7
   < `∀´>  Ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ke.
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87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 10:22

( ・-・) Go on, Korean Centipa! Absorb the angry dog's energy and use it to destroy Regular Centipa!

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 16:27

( ・ω・) Lookit all those leg nubs!

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 16:39

    7  7
  J( ・・ω・・)し D-don't stare at my leg nubs, b-baka pervert!
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90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 17:00

    7  7
  J( ・・ω・・)し Centia Gigantea, I'll be your Petit Scutigera coleoptrata
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91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 17:31

( ・ω・) ... and that's how we escaped the Invasion of the Centipede Men.

( ・ω・) Tune in tomorrow for another thrilling Tale Of Mutation!

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 18:57

( ・-・) How's about you mutate yourself into something with a personality, Crapass.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 00:20

But then he calmed down. All was peaceful in the land

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 00:23

The dog calmed down though. All was peaceful in the land.It was also revealed that the dog's name was in fact Jake Seife.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 00:24

>>93
>>94
( ・ω・) Hnnnhhhh

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 09:05

( ・-・) Phffnf.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 10:35

( ˂ω˃) Baooeeoeoeoooeeooeorrr

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 13:20

( ・-・) I'm not even going to try for that 100 GET.

( ・-・) Seriously, don't bother. Experience has taught me well. I'm not trying.

( ・-・) Really, I don't even want it. It would be a burden, even.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 13:39

( ⁰ヮ₀) Bahjururrrrr 99GET

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 14:56

( ・-・) Not.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 14:57

( ・-・) Even.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 14:57

( ・-・) Trying.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 18:10

( ・ω・) Hi Hi Hee! It's post 103!

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 18:45

( ⁃-⁃) Dredged in flour and deep-fat-fried. And cooled on paper towels and then devoured

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 21:53

Now, watch our timelapse footage of Beady Eyes sitting
right next to the 100get while the get itself rots away.
It's like he couldn't even see it!
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
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/  /   | |             (・ω・ ) Wow.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 03:55

The Beady Eyes sits in silence for hours, sometimes even days at a time,
waiting for a stray post to happen by. When it spots its unsuspecting prey,
the Beady Eyes' deadly trap is deployed, and the prey is smothered by
shitposts.
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/  /   | |             (・ω・ ) Nature sure is amazing.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
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107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 04:02

( ・-・) Did someone say 'shitposts'?

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 08:51

( ˃ ヮ˂) HAVE SOMEBODY SHIPPED TOASTS?!

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 09:45

( ・ω・) I beg your pardon?

( ・ω・) Wait, Mittens, have you been demonically possessed again?

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 13:02

( ゚ ヮ゚) Yeah!

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 13:04

( ゚ ヮ゚) The power of mittens compels me!

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 14:48

( ゚ ヮ゚) To knit mittens and mail them to my friends!

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 17:09

( ・-・) You have friends?

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 17:20

( ・ω・) Everyone is a friend to Mittens, that's why we keep getting so many knitted mittens in the mail.

( ・ω・)I just wish he'd stop knitting them with his own hair.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 13:02

( ・-・) All I ever get through the mail is death threats and anthrax.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 17:42

( ・ω・) I sent you a cupcake once.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 17:51

( ・-・) You wrote “I WILL PEEL OFF YOUR SKIN” on it in blood red icing.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 17:57

( ・ω・) You must have been holding it upside down. It said "HAVE A HAPPY POOP AFTER YOU DIGEST THIS!"

( ・ω・) I know how much you like pooping.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 18:00

( ・-・) Sure, but not for 4 days at a time.
( ・-・) I didn't even know anthrax was a laxative.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 18:17

( ・ω・) But, but ... the adorable way you ran around the studio hallways yelling like a little kid and dribbling poop everywhere! I thought you were having fun!

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 20:00

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        ,if ,f=|l l lヾリリリリリ川川|爪ミミiリ=t、キi
          ;iナ,サ |l l l リリ川川川川|爪ミミiiリ キi キi
          iナ ;サ |l l リリリリ川川川川l爪ミミilリ キi キi
        iサ ;サ, |リ リリ川川川川川l爪ミミiリ ,キi キi
         iサ ;サ, | リ彡彡川川川川|爪ミミiリ ,キi :キ、
        ,i厂 iサ, |彡彡彡彡ノ|川川|爪ミミリ ,キi `ヘ、
      ,√  ;サ, |彡彡彡彡ノ川川|ゞミミミリ ,キi   `ヾ
     ´    ;サ,  |彡彡彡彡川川リゞミミリ  ,キi
         ;サ,  |彡彡彡彡リリリミミミシ   ,キi
         ,;#,    |彡彡ノリリリリミミミシ    ,キi
        ;メ'´    !彡ノリリリリリゞミミシ     `ヘ、
       ;メ      ヾリリリリノ巛ゞシ       `ヘ、
      ;メ        ``十≡=十´         `ヘ、
                 ノ    ゞ

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 21:06

( ・ω・) That's three episodes away. Call back next month!

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 22:44

( ・ω・) Hey kids! We have a surprise for you on this week's show!

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・)

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 22:48

( ・ω・)

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 03:55

( ・-・) Well? What is it?

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 09:32

( ・ω・)

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 12:50

( ・ω・) It's just a jump to the left,

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 13:10

( ・ω・) That's literally it. We're just going to jump once to the left. That is all we have planned for the entire episode, so make sure you enjoy it.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 13:32

( ・ω・) After the credits, we might do a step to the right.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 15:28

( ・ω・) But, whatever happens, there will be absolutely no pelvic thrusts. Those have been shown to cause mental health problems.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 18:20

( ・ω・) I'm not even sure we have pelvises. Pelvisi. Pelvi. Whatever.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 18:35

(  ´_⊃`) Remember me? I'm pretty sure we have pelvises.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 18:06

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa! Who are you?

( ・ω・) You have a very large nose, did you know that?

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 18:32

(  ´_⊃`) So it's true... nobody remembers me at all...

(  ´_⊃`∴ I should just fade aw∵y...

( ∵_⊃`∴ Go∴∵by∵ cr∵∴ w∵rl∴

(∴∵_⊃∵∴

∴∵⊃∴∵

∵⊃∴

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 18:56

( ・ω・) Bye!

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 19:04

                                   __
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              ‐、- ..,,__/_  ミ|;;               :::::i;;;ヽ
              ‐-`=‐、..,,_ノ  ミ|;ノ:::          ,;;   ::ノi;; i
              _,,,ノ.'"::: ,、、_/彡 \i、:..      /ノ    :::ノ;;; i
              `ツ; __,,ノ__ノ;;;''''\;,.  ヾ;;;;;;:::   "" '''"    ス;;;;  `、
         Λ,,,Λ  ヽ'`--─‐<;;;>ヽ;;:  ヽー、;;;;;;;;;;;、-、\_   !,;、;;;;;  i
        (・ω・`)      _, -'´    ):::  .!;;;;;;;;i    i;;;;;;;;|`‐i::: l|\;;;; ヽ_
         (   ⊃--‐‐ '´         /::: /_> ;;;|   /;;;;;/_,.ノ:::: 〉  \;; `‐-、___
         u‐‐u´         <~__/'‐--- '   '─‐‐' i、;;_;;_/ 

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 20:58

( ・-・) WHAT

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 21:25

                                   __
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              ‐、- ..,,__/_  ミ|;;               :::::i;;;ヽ
              ‐-`=‐、..,,_ノ  ミ|;ノ:::          ,;;   ::ノi;; i
              _,,,ノ.'"::: ,、、_/彡 \i、:..      /ノ    :::ノ;;; i
              `ツ; __,,ノ__ノ;;;''''\;,.  ヾ;;;;;;:::   "" '''"    ス;;;;  `、
         Λ,,,Λ  ヽ'`--─‐<;;;>ヽ;;:  ヽー、;;;;;;;;;;;、-、\_   !,;、;;;;;  i
I found this. (・ω・`)      _, -'´    ):::  .!;;;;;;;;i    i;;;;;;;;|`‐i::: l|\;;;; ヽ_
         (   ⊃--‐‐ '´         /::: /_> ;;;|   /;;;;;/_,.ノ:::: 〉  \;; `‐-、___
         u‐‐u´         <~__/'‐--- '   '─‐‐' i、;;_;;_/ 

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 22:40

( ・-・) I thought you were bald

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 01:35

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              ‐-`=‐、..,,_ノ  ミ|;ノ:::          ,;;   ::ノi;; i
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steganosaur.      `ツ; __,,ノ__ノ;;;''''\;,.  ヾ;;;;;;:::   "" '''"    ス;;;;  `、
         Λ,,,Λ  ヽ'`--─‐<;;;>ヽ;;:  ヽー、;;;;;;;;;;;、-、\_   !,;、;;;;;  i
        (・ω・`)      _, -'´    ):::  .!;;;;;;;;i    i;;;;;;;;|`‐i::: l|\;;;; ヽ_
         (   ⊃--‐‐ '´         /::: /_> ;;;|   /;;;;;/_,.ノ:::: 〉  \;; `‐-、___
         u‐‐u´         <~__/'‐--- '   '─‐‐' i、;;_;;_/ 

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 02:29

  ∧,,,∧ 
 y ´・ω・`ヽ It sure tasted like one
`!        i
 ゝ c_c_,.ノ

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 09:31

( ・-・) Millions of years of evolution went into creating that creature. Tens of thousands of years of technological advancement brought the human race to where it is. Decades of research went by until we could bring clones of extinct species back to life, and each specimen takes months to mature.

( ・-・) And you just devoured it in a matter of seconds.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 17:37

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 y ´・ω・`ヽ We saved some for you if you like.
`!        i
 ゝ c_c_,.ノ

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 17:49

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 y ´・ω・`ヽ It tasted like a brontothereotops, but kinda spicy.
`!        i
 ゝ c_c_,.ノ

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 18:38

  ∧,,,∧ 
 y ´・ω・`ヽ Wait a minute. I'm a clone and I ate a clone. Is that canibalism?
`!        i
 ゝ c_c_,.ノ

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 18:44

  ∧,,,∧ 
 y ´・ω・`ヽ I think I have a prion disease now.
`!        i
 ゝ c_c_,.ノ

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 19:57

  ∧,,,∧ 
 y ´xωx`ヽ Hrk!
`!        i
 ゝ c_c_,.ノ

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 20:08

(・∀・) He's dead! He's dead! He's the fat, dead, man!

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 20:57

( ・-・) Now, if only there was a nice, friendly necrophiliac around to whom we could donate the body.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 23:37

(・∀・) Is a P.O. box fine?

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 00:06

( ´ω`) Danny, you know we're just going to liquify him and feed him to the others.

( ´ω`) Also, your milkshake will be ready soon.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 09:42

( ・ω・) Hooray! Milkshake!

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 18:58

  ∧,,,∧
  ( ・ω・) I like milkshake!
  ( つ旦O
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  ( ・◎・) slrrrp
  ( ゙ノ ヾ
  と_)_)

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  ( ・ω・) Hmm, tastes like prion disease...
  ( つ旦O
  と_)_)

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          ゚*・:.。
      _ _  ξ
    (´   `ヽ、     __
  ⊂,_と(    )⊃  (__()、;.o:。
      V V           ゚*・:.。

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 19:20

( ´ω`) And the great circle of life rolls on.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 18:51

( ´ω`) Throw 'm in the liquifier, Timmy!

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 19:19

(・∀・) MY NAME IS NOT TIMMY!

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 19:25

( ´ω`) What? Oh, right you are, William.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 19:39

(・∀・) THANK you!

(・∀・) I'll get him in the liquifier right away. Can't leave the other clones to get hungry or they'll skeletonize another dinosaur.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 21:49

(・A・) Grandpa I think I messed something up!

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 22:24

( ´ω`) Try switching it off an on again, Billy.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 23:05

( ・ω・) Unplug it for 30 seconds and do the Power Cycling Dance!

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 14:25

( ・-・) Here, take these pills!

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 16:53

(-∀-)

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 18:16

(・∀・) Didn't work, didn't work, don't be stupid.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 21:54

( ´ω`) For goodness' sake Egbert, it's just a liquifier. What's gone so terribly wrong, anyway?

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 22:12

(・A・) It's still alive

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 22:14

 ノ⌒ヽ_
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Puddlepa.
ι〜ヘ_丿

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 00:33

( ´ω`) Run it through again and see if that does the job, Cindy.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 02:29

 ノ⌒ヽ_
( ・ω・) No! I deserve to live!
ι〜ヘ_丿

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 02:43

How do you survive freezing temperatures? Do you become icepa?

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 08:43

( ・ω・) It's so cute! Like a mini Australia.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 19:36

(・∀・)つロ I found a sponge!

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 22:17

 ノ⌒ヽ_
( ・ω・) Keep it away from me!
ι〜ヘ_丿

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 21:20

( ・-・) How is the puddle "still" alive? It was never alive to begin with. The Clonepa was dead before it put in the liquefier.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 21:28

( ・ω・) Huh? We don't die. We just go into a kind of hibernation state.

( xωx) Like this, except with less talking.

( ・ω・) Then Grandpa can harvest us for all sorts of fun things!

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 22:37

(・∀・) Grandpa, what compels you to create such aberrations?

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 22:41

( ´ω`) 茶

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 23:20

( ・-・) 茶 is only interesting when it comes from an 色茶屋.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 11:58

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i Freshen your cup, hon?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S 色茶屋   ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 19:00

I named my butt Philadelphia.
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 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) Reruns again?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 18:52

-and the Philadelphia Foodtacular is in full sw-
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 ____               ∧___∧     
/  /   | |             (`ハ´  ) Is it that time of year again?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 20:45

Why don't you take a flying Philadelphia fuck at the Moon?
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 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (´ω` ) Reruns again?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 21:06

Tonight on Fresh Prince of-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough television for a week.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 17:55

( ・ω・) Today's my first day at Clonepa High. I'm very nervous, but I hope that I will make a lot of new friends.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 10:05

              
           (・ω・ )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ < >>184 No talking in class unless it's important.
          ||  ||  \  What class is this anyway?
          ||  ||   \_______________
     __ //_ //___
    /  //  //      /
   /    ̄     ̄      //
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   ||    Teacher's desk    ||  ||
   ||                ||

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 19:12


    ∧_∧ ∩ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   ( ・ω・)/ < クロンパー先生!これは日本語の授業じゃないか?
 _ / /   /   \____________
\⊂ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
 ||\        \
 ||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
    .|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 19:36

           (・ω・ )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ < >>186 I don't understand the trash
          ||  ||  \ coming out of your mouth. Detention.
          ||  ||   \_______________
     __ //_ //___
    /  //  //      /
   /    ̄     ̄      //
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   ||    Teacher's desk    ||  ||
   ||                ||

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 20:30


             / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      ∩_∩   < Oh dear god, I'm back in high school. What kind of twisted nightmare is this?
     ( ・-・ )   \________
    /     \
   / /\   / ̄\
 _| ̄ ̄ \ /  ヽ \_
 \ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ \__)、
  ||\            \
  ||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ̄
  ||  || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
     .||          .||

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 20:38

(・∀・)つ︻┳═一 Look what I found behind Teacher's desk!

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 00:06


             / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      ∩_∩   < Please, Junior, put me out of my misery. I can't manage another hour of algebra.
     ( ・-・ )   \________
    /     \
   / /\   / ̄\
 _| ̄ ̄ \ /  ヽ \_
 \ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ \__)、
  ||\            \
  ||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ̄
  ||  || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
     .||          .||

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 08:04

( ・-・) Screw it, I'm going home.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 13:00

           ∧_∧
           (・ω・ )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ < We've got a runner! CLONEPAS, ATTACK!
          ||  ||  \_______________
          ||  ||   
     __ //_ //___
    /  //  //      /
   /    ̄     ̄      //
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   ||    Teacher's desk    ||  ||
   ||                ||

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 18:48

         |
    ...\、_ノし. ||      ..∧_∧  ∧_∧ ∧_∧   ∧_∧  ∧_∧      ..||    \、ノしィ ’
        `)(´   ||.  ┷=ッ二]・ω・  ) ( ・ω・ ) ( ・ω・ )  ( ・ω・ ) ( ・ω・ [二ヾ=┷  ||  ___ つ て
    ...//^´   ||    .._|| | と  と)  と と ) (⊃[l]⊂)  ( つ つ (つ  つ | ||_   .||    ̄ ̄`Y^\
        ,    | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄┃ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ \ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
             |        .\、_ノし/            _,ノて        \、ノし/       |
             |         .つ (⌒'           ./^Y^\       Σ:. て        |

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 18:59

       ____.____    |
     |        |        |   |
     |        |        |   |
     |        | ∧_∧ |   |
     |        |( ・ω・) |   | Got him! He was trying to jump out the window!
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄' ̄ ̄ ̄∪  ガッ
                  ∩    |  彡
       ____.___|   ̄つ 彡
     |        |    ⊂    つ 
     |    ビターン  煤i    )
     |        |      ∪ ̄∪.| ドォォン



       Engage pincer movement!
       ∧_∧ ∧_∧∧_∧
    ∧_∧´・ω・)(´・ω・`)・ω・`∧_∧
   (´・ω・)∧_,∧lll ∪)∧_∧・ω・`)
    ∧_∧ ´・ω∩∪∩(・ω・∧_∧⊂)
   (´・ω・)≡つ)( x-x)(;;(⊂≡(・ω・`)
   (っ  つ=つ(っ  ⊂)⊂=⊂≡ ⊂)
   /∧_∧∧_∧ ∧ ∧_∧∧_∧\
   ( ( ´・ω)(  ´・)(    )`  )(ω・` ) )
   (っ  つ/    )(    )   \ ⊂)
   /   )`u-u'. バ∪ ̄∪バ`u-u'   \
  ( / ̄∪               ∪ ̄\ )

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 19:53

Why does this always happen to me? Owwwww....
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/  /   | |             (´ω` ) Heh. Stupid rabbit.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
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196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 16:39


|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
||  
||  
||                                     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
||                                     | All right class, settle down!
||                                     | Now, as a warmup, find all the roots of this equation.
||                                     \ _______________
||    f(x) = 36x⁵ + 132x⁴ + 241x³ + 508x² + 388x - 80      V
||                                   。  ∧_∧   
||                                  \( ・ω・ )
||                                    ⊂ ⊂ )旦 
||___∧ ∧___∧ ∧___ ∧ ∧__ ∧ ∧___| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
      (  ∧ ∧__ (  ∧ ∧__(    ∧ ∧__(   ∧ ∧   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
     (_( ∧ ∧(  (  ∧ ∧_ (  ∧ ∧_ (  ∩ ∩
       (_(   ,,)  (_(   ,,)  (_(   ,,)  (_(   )  
         (___ノ    (___ノ     (___ノ     (___ノ

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 16:52

Did you remember to carry the 2? Good!
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 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) This part's so boring.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 14:51


    ∧_∧ ∩ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   ( ・ω・)/ < Sensei, what's an "x"?
 _ / /   /   \____________
\⊂ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
 ||\        \
 ||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
    .|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 15:36

           ∧_∧
           (・ x ・ )    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /    \ < x
          ||  ||  \_______________
          ||  ||   
     __ //_ //___
    /  //  //      /
   /    ̄     ̄      //
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   ||    Teacher's desk    ||  ||
   ||                ||

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 17:08

    ∧_∧ ∩ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   ( ・ω・)/ < Sensei, what's an "∴"?
 _ / /   /   \____________
\⊂ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
 ||\        \
 ||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
    .|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 22:29

( ・-・) 200ge OH FUCK ALL YOU FAGGOBEEFY BUTT WRANGLERS

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 20:58

In other news, annoying comic foil Beady Eyes has once again
been dropped from the Everybody Loves Clonepa show for
swearing during a rerun. We didn't bother to try to reach him
for comments. Not like anybody c-
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 22:39

           ∧_∧
           (・ω・ )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ < Class is adjourned; I have to go sniff some more glue.
          ||  ||  \_______________
          ||  ||   
     __ //_ //___
    /  //  //      /
   /    ̄     ̄      //
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   ||    Teacher's desk    ||  ||
   ||                ||

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 00:21

    ∧_∧ ∩ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   ( ・ω・)/ < Sensei, why don't you sniff permanent markers instead?
 _ / /   /   \____________
\⊂ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
 ||\        \
 ||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
    .|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7226 13:39

           ∧_∧
           (・ω・ )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ < To me, it's all just a poor substitute for ketamine.
          ||  ||  \_______________
          ||  ||   
     __ //_ //___
    /  //  //      /
   /    ̄     ̄      //
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   ||    Teacher's desk    ||  ||
   ||                ||

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7226 23:32

( ・ω・) And now it's time for our musical guest!

( ・ω・) Wave your hands in other people's faces for ...

(・ω・ ) ...

( ・ω・) ... those guys over there with the guitars and stuff.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 15:58

RANTA TAN RANTA TAN RANTA TANTA TAN TAN
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) Rock it!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 21:32

 ノ⌒ヽ_
( ・ω・) Can someone add a cup of water to me? I'm feeling soupy.
ι〜ヘ_丿

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 16:15

( ・-・) I thought this bit was over.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 22:28

 ノ⌒ヽ_
( ・ω・) It's a callback. Kids love them.
ι〜ヘ_丿

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 22:48

        ___
      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (・ω・`| That's our show for tonight, kids! Now FUCK OFF!!!
      ||oと.  U|
      || |(__)J|
      ||/彡 ̄

         ___
        |    |
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ whamp

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 23:04

        ___
      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (・ω・`| I mean, G'bye!!!
      ||oと.  U|
      || |(__)J|
      ||/彡 ̄

         ___
        |    |
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ whamp

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 03:46

         ___
        | ・ω・.|
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 14:38

( ・-・) STOP DOING THAT!

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 15:13

         ___
        | ・ω・.| Doing what?
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 22:42

( ・-・) Stop doing whatever the fuck you did that made you into a door!

( ・-・) It's unnatural and gross!

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 22:45

        ___
        | ・ω・.| How's this?
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |( ・-・)|
         ̄ ̄

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 21:22

        ___
        | ・ω・.|
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |( ・-・)| Humiliating.
         ̄ ̄

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:35

(・∀・) It's not humiliating, it's adoorable!

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:59

         ___
        | ・ω・.| The gang's all here
        | ・∀o| Why can't I see out my left eye?
        | ´ω`.|
        |( ・-・)| At least I was able to retain my parentheses
         ̄ ̄

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 18:53

         ___
        | ・ω・.| Hoody doop!
        | ・∀o| Seriously, my eye really hurts.
        | ´ω`.| You've got a doorknob stuck in it, Junior.
        |( ・-・)| Will someone end this damned episode already?
         ̄ ̄

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 17:15

        ___
      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (・ω・`| I mean it this time, kids! G'bye!!!
      ||oと.  U|
      || |(__)J|
      ||/彡 ̄

         ___
        | ・ω・.| bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
        | ・∀o| Did you have to slam us so hard?
        | ´ω`.| Quit whining, you big baby.
        |( ・-・)| owwww
         ̄ ̄=WHAMP=

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 15:48

( ・ω・) Hero eburiwan, mai neimu izu Kurounpaa.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 18:10

( ・ω・) Hi, Clownpa! My name is Clonepa!

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 20:29

(✧・ω・) Hi, Clonepa! My name is Cleanpa!

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 20:42

( ・ω・) Gwooooood Moooooorning!

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 01:34

|WWWWW|
(・ω・) Hi Cleanpa! I am Crownpa.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 13:47

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
          (  ・ω・) < Hi Crownpa! My name is Clonecat      |
        /    |    \_________________/
       /        |     
       / "⌒ヽ | イ  |
   __ |   .ノ | | | |__
       ノく__つ∪∪    \
   _((_________   \
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
             | |

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 19:48

               ∴∴∴∴ ffssssssss
            ∴∴∴∴∴∴
       | ̄P∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴
        /  \
      | ̄ ̄ ̄|
      |SPRAY|
      |  (,,゚Д゚)  < Hi, Clonecat! My name is Spraypa!
      | (ノ   |つ
      |      |
      |___|
       U"U

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 20:11

            _,,,,,,_
           /◎ _ヽ
           l <・-・)〜 Does this mean I can start holding my furfag meetups here again
  /| /⌒ヽ/⌒ヽ/Oノ:_フ⊃   
  | .ソ  ノ   ノ ノ:_ノ
  !、__入_入__ノU"U

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 22:00

       A,,,,,,A
    ,,,,,,∠    ゙ゞ
 ヾ,;'   ゝ*・,,ω・) Hi, Furfagpa! My name is Clonepaggurath!
  ;' 、,,,,,,,  ;; ,,◇:'
  |_j l_j |_j゙l_j

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 23:09

[Tense moment]

( ´ω`) I have Highly Effective Bowel Syndrome

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 16:07

Me too!
 V     A,,,,,,A
 ( ゚ ヮ゚) ∠    ゙ゞ
 ヾ,;'   ゝ*・,,ω・)
  ;' 、,,,,,,,  ;; ,,◇:' 
  |_j l_j |_j゙l_j

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 22:58

( ・⛽・) Hi Clonepaggurath and Mittens! My name is Gaspa!

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 01:06

( ・⛵・') heey gaspa...its boatpa..we went to school together remember?

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 02:03

(I am American Smoked Salmon)
   V
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/ ,' 3  \____
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237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 07:10

( ⧭⬳⧭) FFMFMFMFMFMFFMMFMFMF

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 14:33

Hi boatpa, I'm TVpa
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Thats aboat enough of that.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 14:57

( ・🍌・) Aw, man, I was too late.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 20:55

   (⌒-=+=⌒)
   // ’ ▼’ヽ
   彡  V~~Vミ  
   |=つ・ ω・) Hi Bananapa! My name is ... are we still doing this bit?   
   l==     )   
   人=  ,,/   
    U" U     
        ̄ ̄ ̄ 

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 17:36

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                   //////   '   / /::::::::::::::::::::: 八|::: i/|::::::::j:::::::|::::::::::::∨
             ///////   /  / /::::::::::::::::::::: イ⌒ヽ八|、::::::|::::/|::::::::::::::|
                /.::/し_,,/   /   / /|:::!:::::::::::::::::::::犲チ≪、|::i::::リ⌒メ::::/:::::::j
          //:/∧___ /   / /: |八 ::::::::::::: |八V)ン |/|斗チ≪:イ::::ノ:/
.           //.:::/          ,/ / : : : : ヽ::::::: 八 : : :     Vン /::iイ|/
          〈/ ..:::/           \ ⌒\: : : レ∨ 、        ' : : :::::|/
         ∨ :::/                    丶、: /       ` 一  人リ 〜 show’s over boys, help pack it up!
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.            ∨                   \ \.   / : : : : : : :|Χ\
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          |:::::::. /     / / / / ∧   \         丶、_____/

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 21:19

( ・-・) Did you really have to spend the whole season's costume budget on a five minute after-credits gag?

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 21:53

( ・ω・) Spending money is fun!

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 22:11

( ・-・) Can I have my goat costume back now?

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 23:36

( ・ω・) We're using it for the next sixteen episodes.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7260 16:38

( ・-・) According to this, we're going to have to do episode 19 naked.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7260 17:50

( ・ω・) S&P objected until they found out none of us have genitals, then they were okay with that.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7260 18:33

( ・-・) Hey, I have genitals, you just can't see them. You're the only clone here.

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7260 18:45

( ・ω・) Are you sure? How long as it been since you checked?

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7262 14:18

|( ・-・) !!

|彡 -zip- What the hell?

|( ・-・) WHAT THE HELL! WHERE ARE MY GENITALS, YOU DROOLING INSOMNIAC?

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7262 19:37

( ´ω`) In accordance with the law, we can't grow clones with genitals.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7262 22:45

( ・-・) First my ears, and now my genitals.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7263 01:43

( ・-・) But ... But I'm not...

( ・-・)

( ・-・) am I?

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7263 02:19

(・∀・) Grandpa's just senile. Keep looking, you'll find it.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7263 17:22

( ・-・) Found 'em. They were in a jar in a storage unit in El Paso, Texas.

( ・-・) Now I'm wearing 'em again.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7263 21:24

( ・-・) Putting my nipples in a coin collector folio was pretty sick, old man.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 01:34

( ´ω`) Should I have put them under the mattress?

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 21:59

( ・`-・) You shouldn't have taken them AT ALL!

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 15:41

(・∀・) Why'd you put your genitals on your forehead? Mine are in my pants.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 16:20

( ・`-・) I placed them here for better access, of course. I always fumble with zippers.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 18:29

( ・`-・) Have you ever nicked your dick with a zipper? It hurts really, really bad.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 00:54

( ・ω・) Hey buddy!
( ・ω・)つ o-o Check out this five-pound dumbbell I found!
( ・ω・) ...
( ・ω・) Think fast!
( ・ω・)つ toss ==== o-o

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 00:56

o-o`-・) bink

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 00:57

( ・#-・) MOTHERFUCK!

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 18:21

( ・ω・) You need to think faster than that.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 17:43

( ´ω`) Well done, Clonepa. You're my favorite clone and no mistake.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7269 14:14

( ・ω・) Thank you, Lifebringer!

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 20:42

( ・ω・) Hey kids! Tonight's show is The Return of Clonepaggurath!

( ・ω・) Watch as the Black Goatpa of the Woods With a Thousand Young sings and dances and entertains you all in a manner most mind mangling!

( ・ω・) Our musical guest will be the world famous Yiffacato Five!

( ・ω・) Also we'll have a bunch of crying babies in the audience.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 21:05

( ・#-・) The Yiffacato Five? Holy Shit I love those guys!

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 23:28

( ・ω・) They were our guests some time ago too, in fact I think we've had this same discussion 6 or 7 times with the fursuits as well. It's an endless recursion of time.
( ・ω・) Suddenly Haruhi.

271 Name: miles : 1993-09-7273 04:27

( ・ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω・)Hi I'm milespa. Do you guys know any funny jokes? I love jokes.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 19:39

( ・ω・) Hi Milespa! My name is Clonepa!

( ・ω・) You have a lot of nutsacks.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 19:46

( ・ω・) And no willy strangely enough.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 23:35

( ・ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω・)Do you guys know any funny jokes? I love jokes.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 15:30

 Excuse me sir, can we have our mouths back please?

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  ( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)
( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)
 ( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 17:33

( ・ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω・) NEVER!

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 19:09

( ・mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm・)

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 21:39

( ・ω・) How did you all talk with no nutsack mouths?

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 07:50

 Our mouths are just voids that words fall out of

  ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)
( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)
 ( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 22:13

( ・ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω・) I'm still waiting on some funny jokes.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 23:04

      //   -krik-
    / /
   ./∩∧_∧  ON WITH THE DAMN SHOW ALREADY!!!
   / |( ・ω・) _
  .//.|     ヽ/
  " ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪ ̄

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 23:09

    ∧ ∧         / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| ̄ ̄( ・ω・) ̄|   <  THE SHOW! GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!!
|\⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒\   \
|  \           \    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
\  |⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒|
  \ |_______|

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 23:27

( bmb)

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 23:54

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ・ω・) < GET THAT SHOW ON WITH ALREADY IT!!!
        /    |    \______
       /        |     
       / "⌒ヽ | イ  |
   __ |   .ノ | | | |__
       ノく__つ∪∪    \
   _((_________   \
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
             | |

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 02:18

( dmd) jizz. . . jizz. . .

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 10:23

( ・-・) GIVE UP! THE SHOW IS DERAILED AND IT ISN'T COMING BACK!

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 18:11

(・MWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW・) zzzzapzzizttzap

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 18:54

( ・ω・) The show must go on, in quiet isolation here behind my wall.
( ・ω・) Waiting for the worms to come.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 19:04

       A,,,,,,A
    ,,,,,,∠    ゙ゞ
 ヾ,;'   ゝ*・,,ω・) It's SHOW TIME!!!!!
  ;' 、,,,,,,,  ;; ,,◇:'
  |_j l_j |_j゙l_j

       A,,,,,,A
    ,,,,,,∠    ゙ゞ
 ヾ,;'   ゝ*・,,ω・) .....
  ;' 、,,,,,,,  ;; ,,◇:'
  |_j l_j |_j゙l_j

       A,,,,,,A
    ,,,,,,∠    ゙ゞ
 ヾ,;'   ゝ*・,,ω・) ba'a'a'a'a'a
  ;' 、,,,,,,,  ;; ,,◇:'
  |_j l_j |_j゙l_j

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 20:03

THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE
Thank you, thank you thank you thank you!

ba'a'a'a'a'a
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) Yay!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 16:39

        ___
      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (・ω・`| That's our show for tonight, kids! G'bye!!!
      ||oと.  U|
      || |(__)J|
      ||/彡 ̄

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        |    |
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ whamp

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 16:42

( ・-・) Damn, I love the smell of thread derailment in the morning.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 16:50

( ・ω・) Good show everybody!

( ・ω・) Beady, you get a week off. We won't be needing you for the next seven shows.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 18:18

( ・ω・) Mostly because you suck.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 17:29

( ・-・) Do not!

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 18:45

( ´ω`) It's true. 85% of men ages 18-45 report they "intensely dislike" or "harbor a seething hatred of" you.
( ´ω`) And don't get me started about what Beady-heavy episodes do to female viewership.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7285 13:06

( ・ω・) Men and women ages 52-80 simply report that they are very disappointed in you, young rabbit.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7285 23:38

( ・ω・) On the upside, you're big with coyotes, who put you at the top of their "would eat alive after a terrifying chase" list!

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7286 18:36

( ´ω`) Kids ages 6-17 all find you funny only when the Clonepas heap painful physical and emotional abuse on you.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7286 19:40

( ´ω`) And the Spartans want to kick you down an endless well.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 17:50

( =0=) TAKING OUT TRASH PROCEDURE COMPLETE.

( =0=) AWAITING ORDERS.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 22:20

( ・-・) Activate the self destruct system, ( =0=)

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 04:25

( =0=) CLARIFICATION

( =0=) AWAITING ORDERS FROM SOMEONE WORTH TAKING ORDERS FROM.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 04:29

( =0==8 OH NO I AM BEING MOUTH RAPED

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 18:24

( ・-・) ha ha a dick joke ha ha ha ha

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 23:05

( ~0~) HARDWARE DAMAGED. SYSTEM FAILURE BZZ KRZZZT.

( ・ω・) Looks like the semen messed him up pretty bad.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 23:08

C:\Users\Clonepa\Documents\surreality\clones\games\~(^-^)~.exe

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 23:13

( ・ω・) It's time for a revolution!

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 00:26

( ・ω・) And by revolution, I mean it's time to reformat the hard drive. You wouldn't believe how many trojans got on that thing.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 03:32

( ͡° ω ͡°) Revolting

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 03:38

( ͡° ω ͡°)つ❤

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 03:54

( ͡° ω ͡°)つ♥

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 08:58

( ͡° ω ͡°)つ・

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 12:12

( ´w`) Heeheehoohooohawhaw

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 16:50

( ・ω・) Now that that's taken care of, we need a new annoying comic foil for the show. Tryouts begin .....

( ・ω・) .... wait for it ....

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 16:52

( ・ω・)

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 16:56

( ・ω・) On October 1st.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 17:43

( ・-・) Does that mean I can keep my job until then? I've got a Woman's Studies degree to pay for.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7293 18:07

( ・ω・) No.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 17:16

( ・-・) Awwwww,

(・-・ ) Guess I'll go clean out my desk.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 20:04

( ・ω・) I guess, fucking smartass

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 22:57

( ・-・) Huslex town, nununu nununu Mexican brown!

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 02:15

   Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Clonepa variety hour!
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324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 16:01


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325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 17:38

   Look what I found! An onigiri festival!
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 ( ´∀(´∀(□二二( ´∀( ´∀( ´∀`).□´∀` )Д´)□∀`)
 ( |つ⊂|_ | | ノつつ|祭)~| |祭) ̄||祭) ̄|つ ⊂|_((|祭)~ノ | ) )つ
  〓_| |__〓」 〓_|=|_ 〓__ノ 〓二ノ〓二ノ) ( / (L〓|〓二|〓=〓ヽ
  し'し' (_(_ し(_) (_)_)し(_)し(_)(_(_,(_)(_)し'  (_)             

___ MEANWHILE, AT HEADQUARTERS ___

         .___
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 ||l (,,゚Д゚)  ||/ ! i  |.|.    |. ̄ ̄//.|  
 ||l::/ つつ,ヾ\|__.i___/ L..f^i __j   // |  < Umm... Clonepa, you're flying awfully close to the ground...
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  ./    / ||   ,.||_,|ζ   // :| /.  
  |" ̄ ̄./  /三三三/θ   //  |./.. 
  |     || ̄ ̄ :| ̄ ̄ ̄||:  ̄ ̄|:|  /   
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      .||:.     ̄| | ̄      .|:|_/    

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 19:29

        〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
               。
              ゚  
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

          ∧_∧
          ( ・ω・)     I've got to stop taking so much cough medicine before going to sleep.
         _| ⊃/(___  
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 23:24

( ・-・) Dunununu Huslex town, nununu nununu Mexican brown!

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 00:13

( ・-・) Kimi gakure ta yuuki wa, OKKUSENMAN! OKKUSENMAN!

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 00:30

( ・-・) Clonepa crap ass

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 14:52

( ・ω・) You're still fired, by the way.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 18:40

( ・-・) I want my goat suit back.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 19:19

( ・ω・) No. Get out.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 20:53

( ・-・) Nunununu south of the Rio Grande, dun nu why don't you give me some Mexican!

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7311 17:27

         ∧_∧
         (・ω・ ) <Wheeeee!
        O┬O )
        ◎┴し'-◎ ≡ 

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7328 01:31

( ・-・) blublublublu nunun-

( ・-・) ah, fuck it.

|彡

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7328 22:49

( ・ω・) Nunununu south of the Rio Grand.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7329 14:58

( ´ω`) Hey, that's pretty catchy. You should work that into the show.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7330 20:30

( ・ω・) Will do, chief!

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 03:42

( ・ω・) Everybody Loves Clonepa is on indefinite hiatus due to the shutdown of the federal government.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 07:09

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's a government?

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 18:20

( ´ω`) A giant societal malignant tumor that keeps growing and devouring all resources until the host country is dead, my boy.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 20:01

( ´ω`) Oh no, the government has shut down!
( ´ω`) Now who will waste our money, spy on us, hold us in contempt, and wage illegal wars? How will we go on without it? It's a crisis!
( ´ω`) Look at me, I'm dancing a jig of despair over here!

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 20:03

( ・-・) Do I detect just a trace of sarcasm?

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 23:28

( ´ω`) I'm so upset I may have to bake a giant Chocolate Shutdown cake and invite all my friends over to join in the panic!

( ´ω`) You can't come.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 01:49

( ・-・) Good. I know what goes in those cakes.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 15:04

( ・-・) Besides, I got a new job! I'm putting up BarryCades around open air monuments and parks so that people can't enjoy them during the Big Ol' Giant Shutdown!

( ・-・) It's a mean, spiteful and stupid job, so it's perfect for me!!

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 02:17

( ´ω`) Hang on. Didn't we blow up all the governments in the last Clonepa thread?

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 22:17

( ・-・) Yo, I'm Beady Eyes.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 15:32

( ・ω・) My eyes are at least as beady as yours.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 16:47

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) Yo, I'm flat mouth.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 00:35

( ・ω・) Got me there.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 14:59

( ´-`) What are you two boys talkin' about in here?

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 16:15

( ゚ -゚) Yeah, whutup?

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 19:42

( ・-・) Yo, I'm flat mouth beady eyes.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7363 21:26

( ・ω・) We got a great show coming up for you today, kids!

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・)

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7363 23:18

( ・ω・)

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 00:21

( ・ω・) maybe. wwwwww

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 13:33

( ・ω・) What is kid?

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 22:14

( ・ω・) Clo Nippa

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 22:32

( ・ω・) reep bijit reep bijit jork

( xωx) -kshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 18:55

( ´ω`) Gah. Throw him in the bonfire with the others.

( ´ω`) Get me a fresh one to host tonight's show, too.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 15:36

(・∀・) But we're live!

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 17:56

( ´ω`)⊃ω Quick, Timmy, put this nutsack over your beak!

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 14:49

(・ω・) Uh, hello kids! We've got a great show for you tonight!

(・ω・) I don't know what's going to go on, but it'll sure be fun by golly willickers!

(・ω・) Our musical guest tonight is the bluescore band FlatMouth.

(・ω・) See you soon!

( ・ω・) (・ω・)

( ・ω・) (・ω・) What?

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 19:13

( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa. How are you?

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 20:11

(・ω・) Cool. You can have the show back now.
(・∀・)⊃ω and take this with you.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7397 17:49

          And now, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!
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                ∧_____
     _─ ̄ ̄─_E ̄/ | ∧_∧  \
 _─ ̄    _─<Eニ|.  | ( ・ω・ )   |
     ─ニ三 <<Eニ|  \| ( っ¶¶o)   |
  ̄─_     ̄─<Eニ|   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
      ̄─__─ ̄E_\______/
fzooooooo!!!!        ∨

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7397 21:51

          Wait, I don't know how to fly this thing.
               ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄     
                ∧_____
     _─ ̄ ̄─_E ̄/ | ∧_∧  \
 _─ ̄    _─<Eニ|.  | ( ・ω・ )   |
     ─ニ三 <<Eニ|  \| ( っ¶¶o)   |
  ̄─_     ̄─<Eニ|   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
      ̄─__─ ̄E_\_______===
fzooooooo!!!!        ∨

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7398 00:49

          While I figure this thing out, how about
          y'all listen to FlatMouth's big hit,
          "I'm a Stupid Beady Eyed Rabbit Blues!"
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                ∧_____
     _─ ̄ ̄─_E ̄/ | ∧_∧  \
 _─ ̄    _─<Eニ|.  | ( ・ω・ )   |
     ─ニ三 <<Eニ|  \| ( っ¶¶o)   |
  ̄─_     ̄─<Eニ|   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
      ̄─__─ ̄E_\______/
fzooooooo!!!!        ∨

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7398 19:07

( ・-・) I'm not singing that.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7398 19:27

                 Yes, you are
               ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄     
                ∧_____
     _─ ̄ ̄─_E ̄/ | ∧_∧  \
 _─ ̄    _─<Eニ|.  | ( ・ω・ )   |
     ─ニ三 <<Eニ|  \| ( っ¶¶o)   |
  ̄─_     ̄─<Eニ|   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
      ̄─__─ ̄E_\______/
fzooooooo!!!!        ∨

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7398 20:57

( ・-・) If you make me sing that song, I will sing it at the resonant frequency of your ship, causing it to explode.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7398 21:47

                 Start singing!
               ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄     
                ∧_____
     _─ ̄ ̄─_E ̄/ | ∧_∧  \
 _─ ̄    _─<Eニ|.  | ( ・ω・ )   |
     ─ニ三 <<Eニ|  \| ( っ¶¶o)   |
  ̄─_     ̄─<Eニ|   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
      ̄─__─ ̄E_\______/
fzooooooo!!!!        ∨

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7398 22:32

( ・-・) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





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375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 00:25

( ・-・) That should take care of-

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

( ・-・) ffffffffffffffffffff

( ・ω・) You still have to sing that song, you know. Contractual obligation and all that.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7401 22:22

( ・-・)  *Ahem*     
     ♪ I'm a stupid beady ey--
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough television for today.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |        /._____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7402 05:53

♪ Everybody hates me
♪ Cause I smell like a--
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(´ω`  ヽ That's just painfully bad.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
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378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7402 06:02

--like a loon, when you get yourself down to the
Foodabucky State Fair and stuff your face with
all our fine down home deep fat fried frosted fl-
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    ( `ハ´) Oh, my.
   //\ ̄ ̄且\            
  // ※.\___\       ___
 \\※ ※ ※ ※ ※ヽ       .|\__\ < OoooooooOOOOOOOoooooo!
   \`ー──────ヽ    _|  |r――t|
    ────────   .|l\||=:@:||、
                   |l ||  ̄ ̄ ̄||
                   .\||____||〜

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 18:38

( ・-・) And now, back to Everybody But Me Loves Clonepa, filmed right here in Beautiful Foodabucky.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 18:53

( ・ω・) Silly tsundere Beady Eyes, everyone know you love me.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7409 02:57

( ・-・) Sh-shut up

( ・-・) Baka

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 22:36

( ・ω・) You think I'm preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty
( ・ω・) You want to kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis me!

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 21:12

( ・-・) Okay, I'm back to pure hate for you now.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 22:18

( ・ω・) I like you!

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 00:04

( ・ω・) I also like ice cream. Do you like ice cream?

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 18:21

( ・ω・) You should go to the Foodabucky State Fair. They have deep fat fried ice cream sammiches and all the lemonade you can guzzle!

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 19:15

     曰
     | |   Я_Я     / ̄ ̄ ̄
    ノ__丶(〃 ゚Д゚)  < This lemonade is delicious!
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388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 03:32

( ・-・) Last time I went, they tried to deep fat fry ME.

( ・-・) Foodabucky is a horrible place.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 22:12

( ・ω・) Deep fat-fried rabbit?

( -ω-) MmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmm....

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 02:05

( ・-・) kiss me darling (ω・) okay

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 03:39

(ω・) I've got half a mind to read a book.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 04:17

( ´ω`) Timmy, I told you to stop messing with the clone vat controls!

( ´ω`) Now what are we going to do with you?

(ω・) I like cake half the time.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 17:26

( ゚ ヮ゚) Don't kill Halfpa! He's kind of cute!

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 19:14

(・∀・) I'd say he's about a 5.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 17:06

Put Halfpa in the liquifier, Timmy.
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  | ||
  | ||       ∬  ∧_∧    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  | ||       旦  (・ω・ )  < This new TV is pretty nice.
  匚      ========  \  \__________
 | ̄ ̄|   /※※※※ゞノ ,_)
   ̄ ̄   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 22:05

  ☆        o ,           ★
,      o       。     ,    o
 。         , ァ               。
     ★   //   。゚      ☆  ゚
      ゚  / i.      ,
    o  /  i   ,      o  。  ゚
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  ☆   |     ;,   (・ω・ )  Up next, it's Grandpa's Story Hour!
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       'i    ト、/⌒⌒ヽノ___,ャ ゜   。
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        丶,        ,/   ☆
          ' ー- - - r '´

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 03:08

Hello, children!
HELLO GRANDPA!!
Now gather around and listen to a story about
a man named Jedpa!
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  | ||
  | ||       ∬  ∧_∧    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  | ||       旦  (・ω・ )  < Reruns again?
  匚      ========  \  \__________
 | ̄ ̄|   /※※※※ゞノ ,_)
   ̄ ̄   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 17:51

A poor mountaineer who could barely keep his
family fedpa.
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
    ( `ハ´) Really?
   //\ ̄ ̄且\            
  // ※.\___\       ___
 \\※ ※ ※ ※ ※ヽ       .|\__\
   \`ー──────ヽ    _|  |r――t|
    ────────   .|l\||=:@:||、
                   |l ||  ̄ ̄ ̄||
                   .\||____||〜

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 15:05

Then one day, he was shootin' at some foodpa,
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                  You're not even trying any more, are you?
 ____            ∧∧  ∧∧  
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) Nope.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 15:42

and he went home and cooked up some tasty rabbit stewpa!
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                 This sucks.
 ____            ∩∩
/  /   | |  /        (・-・)
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 06:32

(u ・) halfpa face

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 21:52

(ω・) Yes?

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7498 01:45

(u ・) How do you keep on living?

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7498 22:19

(u ・) (ω・)

(u ・)(ω・)

(u ・ω) There, that's better!

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7498 22:36

(u ・ω・u)

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7499 01:15

(u ・ω) -pop- (・u)

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7499 15:11

(u ・ω) -pop- (・u) -pop- (・u) -pop- (・u)

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7499 18:29

( ・-・) Every new thing you do disgusts me.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 15:27

( ・-・) -pop- (・u)

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 22:34

( ・-・) Self loathing is a dark and dismal place.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 00:07

(u ・ω) You worry too much.

(u ・ω) -pop- (・u)

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 00:35

( ・-・) Nobody will ever love you, you hideous mutant freak.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 23:24

( ・-・) Noooooooooooooooooooooobody!

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 23:27

(u Tω) Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(u Tω) -pop- (Tu) -pop- (Tu) waa waa waaaaaaaa

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 01:21

( ・-・) This is even grosser than that yukkuri stuff.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 21:40

                        Now just a minute here...
(u ・ω) (・u) (・u) (・u) (・u) (・u) (・u) (・-・ ) (・u) (・u) (・u) (・u)

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 21:53

(u -ω) (-u) (-u) (-u) (-u) (-u) (-u) (--- ) (-u) (-u) (-u) (-u)MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 23:09

         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(-ω- ) MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 /◎\……C|  \

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 23:14

      ,,- ,,
  ∧∧ミ,, ,;;
 ( ・ω・ )ノ)"   Goooooooooo
  / ,,- ,,|
  `ミ   ;
   `''''" ,,- ,,
      ミ  ,ミ
     ∧/∩"
 ,,- ,, ( -ω- )   MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ミ   ;⊂   ノ
 `''''"(つ ノ
     (ノ

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 03:03

MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
        〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
               。
              ゚  
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 03:19

clonepa crap ass

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 13:16

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 14:11

( ˃ ヮ˂) Hey clonepa, do you remember that ELECTROCLASH thing? It was so huge when you were young.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 15:04

( ・ω・) I'm only four days old.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 04:02

( ・ω・) -pop- ( ・ω)

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 15:12

( ・ω) I liked ELECTROCLASH before I was born

( ・ω)

( ・ω) -pop- ( ・)

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 01:13

( ・) Peep peep peep peep

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 01:19

( ・) -pop- ( ・)

( ・)( ・) Hi I'm boobpa!

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 18:15

( . )( . ) Now I am old boobpa.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 19:28

( ˃ ヮ˂) clonepa, you know what? God bless America. You did everything right in the WW II to save our world from ugly commies. Take the flowers, they are for you.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 06:36

( ⌒⃘ ◞⊖◟ ⌒⃘ ) I am syobon DQN

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 22:30

( ・ω・) I'm sorry, we can't run Sybian ads during our show. The target demographic is way to young to be playing with those things.

( ・ω・) What are they for, anyway?

433 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7515 16:27

( ・-・) Look, I'm not objecting to the fact that you're the new DQN mascot, but couldn't they at least have used a picture of you without chocolate smeared over your face?

434 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7515 17:38

( ・ω・) What?

435 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7515 17:52

( ・-・) How did you even manage to get chocolate on your temple, anyway?

436 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7515 18:17

( ・ω・) That's not me.

437 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7515 19:36

438 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7515 21:13

( ・-・) Doesn't look very kawaii to me, though.

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7524 17:44

( ・ω・) I think he's condescendingly delicious.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 15:38

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|||||||||:      wha?∧_∧   ,/'  |  |||||||||
||||||||┣┿┿┿┿  (´・ω・`) /┿┿┿┿┫||||||
||||||||     ._  (  つつ@'_    |  :||||||||
|||||||||:     \ ̄ ̄ >>1乙  ̄ノ    |  :|||||||||
||||||||||| ~ ゜~~。゜ ~彡~ ┠ -10~ ゜~~ ~。゜ ~|||||||||||
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|||||||||||||||||||:       ┠ -20    |||||||||||||||||||

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 02:20

( ・-・) Hold still, bub.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7551 14:42

( ・ω・) Okay!

( ・ω・) You're my best friend forever!

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7559 03:34

( ・-・)
(・-・ )
( ・-・) Now where's that sniper AA when I need it?

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7560 22:57

(・∀・) Hey Clonepa! YOU SUCK!

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7560 23:05

( ・ω・) Don't be such a negative Nancy, Junior.

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7561 00:03

( ・ω・) Don't be such a grouchy Gertrude.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7561 03:03

( ・ω・) Don't be such a panty-twisted Prunella.

448 Name: bus : 1993-09-7561 03:11

Don't be such a Debbie Downer.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7561 03:15

( ・ω・) Uh oh! The ghost is back!!

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7561 06:38

     __/二二二\___
  /○     |[F40]|    ○\
  |────┏━━┓────|
  |━━━┓┃┏┓┃┏━━━|
lol | (・∀・) ┃┃┃┃┃┃( ・-・) | HERE COMES THE TRAIN!
  |━━━┛┃┗┛┃┗━━━| *CHOO CHOO*
  |────╂──╂────|
  |        ┃    ┃        |
  |        ┃    ┃        |
  | ●     ┃    ┃     ● |
   |  @   ┃    ┃   @  |
   |____ .二二二. ____|
    │    │[=.=]|    |
    └─────────┘
      ─//────\\─
    ─//──────\\─
 ─ // __∧_∧_   ──\\─
       | ( ・ω・) | <What's that gay noise?
       |\⌒⌒⌒\
       \ |⌒⌒⌒~|       

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7561 15:42

( ・ω・) Whew! That was a narrow escape, kids!

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7570 14:32

( ・ω・) -pop- ( ・ω)

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7571 13:15

         〜♪
      ∧_∧ ( ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄)
     ( ・ω・)(_____)
     (   つつ
     (_⌒ヽ
 ⌒Y⌒  ,)ノ `J

                
         ∧_∧   
         ( ・ω・)       ))
         /つ( ̄`ヽO_ノ⌒ヽ
        ノ   )        \ ))
       レ  \ヽ ::    ノ:::: )
           丿        ,:'  ))
        (( (___,,.;:-−''"´``'‐'

            ∧_∧
            ( ・ω・ )   Hey Beady Eyes, let's sleep together tonight!
      パンパン /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
       ε( ̄⊂人 //⌒   ノ  ヽ)
       ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 23:28

( ・-・) I may be gay, but I ain't no gerontophile.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7577 12:11

( ・ω・) It's okay, I love you even if you aren't a German-ophile.

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7588 03:10

( ・ω・) Or even a gramophone.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7588 15:05

( ・ω・) I know all your other friends call you on the homophone.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7588 15:25

( ・ω・) Oh wait, I forgot, you don't have any other friends.

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7588 15:53

( ・ω・) Just me.

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7588 16:22

( ・-・) That's not true I have lots of friends and a hot girlfriend back in Jersey who I call every night I was King Shit in Jersey let me tell you

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7588 20:57

( ・ω・) Eeh? I thought I was your girlfriend!

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7589 14:18

( ・-・)

( ・-・) You don't have any genitals.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7589 21:57

( ・ω・) Nor do you.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7591 17:19

( ・-・) Yes I d-

( ・-・)

( ・-・) I think we already did this bit.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7591 18:39

( ・ω・) Did we? Must have been a previous me, then. No worries.

( ・ω・) Let's pick it up on page 465 of the script then.

( ・ω・) "And that's why he's so mean!"

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7592 00:06

( ・-・) I think he's just misunderstood.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7593 01:33

( ´ω`) I'm pretty sure we understand him perfectly well.

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7593 17:07

No, it's true; I really am just mean. 
          ∧_∧     _ _     .'  , . ∩_∩
          ( `ハ´)- ― = ̄  ̄`:, .∴ '     ( ・-。`)';;∴ 
         , -'' ̄    __――=', ・,‘ r⌒>  _/ /
        /   -―  ̄ ̄   ̄"'" .   ’ | y'⌒  ⌒i
       /   ノ                 |  /  ノ |
      /  , イ )                 , ー'  /´ヾ_ノ
      /   _, \               / ,  ノ
      |  / \  `、            / / /
      j  /  ヽ  |           / / ,'
    / ノ   {  |          /  /|  |
   / /     | (_         !、_/ /   〉
  、_〉      ー‐‐            |_/

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 09:50

clonepa crap ass

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 21:05

( ・ω・) The name's Ass.

( ・ω・) Crap Ass.

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7597 02:32

( ・ω・) Hey, now! This imposter has been smearing my good name for far too long, and I won't metaphorically stand for it!

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7597 17:20

( ・ω・) I don't even have an ass!

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7597 20:22

     ∴∵∴          ∴∵∴  ∴∴
       ∵∴∵          ∵∴  ∴:::.....,‐、
               ∵:: .      ∵:.  ...... ..::∵∴
      ∵∴∵         : . ..    :∵..::.....  ∴∵
    ∴∵∴∵∴: : .    . :         : . .....  .    ∴∵
. : ∵∴∵     ....... :  .:  . : . :....   ∴
.. : :∵      ....::  :: . :::::::∴∵∴.. :.:  .....    ∵  ∵
.∴∵     ::..::   .:::::::∵∴∵∴∵:.:  .∵..  . :     ∴∵
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∵    ∴∵::.   ::∵∴:::::::∵∴∵∴∵  ::        .∵
..    ∵∴::     .::::∵..∵ ......:∴::     .∵  ∵∴∵
.   ∵:..:.:/⌒ヽ::l⌒`i::..  ∵....:∵::    .. :    ∴∵
.   :/⌒ヽ|  |;; ;|  |、.  =  .∴::    . :    .∵∴  ∴
.  :(  ヽ;;ヽ__ノ;;; ヽ__ノ ! . . . . . . ∵ :: . ... . :      .∵    ∴
..∴ >‐ / ̄.. \;;;;ゝ__`ト、.. .∴::        . :     . ∴∵∴
∴. ( : :/    ,. i〃    l  . . . . . . . . . . .... .. . :    ..:∵∴:
∴∵ ̄|    /.| |、l___ノ    ...!         .∴:
  ∵  |   | :| |. |        ..∵∴゙i       . :     .:∴∵∴
      | |  |  | |. /.∴∵;;;;.‐‐. .∵∴ :: .. .... . :      .∴∵∴∵
      | | |  U.::、∴∵;;.  ゙i∵∴∵:: ... .. ... .. . : :∵∴∵
      | | |    :: ...   ゙i∵∴∵::.. ...::∴∵∴∵
     / / /      : . . .       ̄.... ::∵
    / / /      : :∴∵ : .    ̄.:∴:. 

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7597 20:31

( ・ω・) Hi, big swirl of dots with a giant hand, my name is Clonepa!

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7597 21:42

Back in the normal world
( ・-・) Where's Clonepa

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7597 23:13

( ・ω・) Hey I'm in limbo. The part of limbo all the side characters that were too shitty to make it into the show!

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7598 01:41

( ゚ m゚) How do you know you are in limbo. How do you objectify something like that. Out of all the possibilities why choose that one. You are being a little stereotypical.

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7598 20:13

(Θ⌓Θ) Can I be on the show Clonepa?

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7598 22:57

( ・ω・) The sign over there says Welcome to Limbo.

( ・ω・) Sure! You can clean up the elephant poop to start!

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7599 15:16

  ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧      ∧_∧
 ( ・∀・)   ( `ー´)  ( ´∀`)  ( ゚ ∀゚ )    ( ^∀^)
 (    つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂     つ
 | | |  ┃     Welcome to Limbo.     ┃ | | |
 | | |  ┃Maintain a loose grasp of hope all┃ | | |
 | | |  ┃     ye who enter here.     ┃ | | |
 (__)_). ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ (__)_)

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7610 15:50

           __|_...|   
             |  | |
             |_| |
   _ ハ _ハ____ノ  |
  /| |( -ω-) | ノ   |
 ||, 〜〜'⌒⌒ヽ〜-.、. |
 ||\   '  ,⌒ `  ゙ヽ
 ||\.\|| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄||
    \|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
      || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7610 17:27

| ◎∧
|″・-・) I'm sorry, there's no hope.
|. V ハ In my professional opinion, we should just switch off the life support already. 
|___:|__|)
|__)_)

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7610 18:12

| ◎∧
|″・-・) You see, he just wouldn't wake up and take his pills.
|. V ハ Terrible shame, terrible.
|___:|__|)
|__)_)

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7610 18:43

( ・-・) Who cares? There's nothing emotional about Clonepa dying. As soon as one does another one just pops out the vat. Why even bother with life support?

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7611 18:20

( ´ω`) Clonepa!

( ´ o`) Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7611 18:44

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's wrong?

(・∀・) Clonepa will get better! He will! He will!

(・∀・)

(・∀・) he has to

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7611 19:46

( ゚ ヮ゚) Hay guys, what's going on in this thr-
( ゚ -゚) Oh no. Clonepa...

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7611 19:53

Donations are pouring in as the world waits to hear any good news
about Clonepa's condition. As of this broadcast, there's been no-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       
                 Bulllllllllll shit.
 ____            ∩∩
/  /   | |  /        (・-・)
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7612 14:22

           __|_...|   
             |  | |
             |_| |
   _ ハ _ハ____ノ  |    Beep... beep... beep... beep...
  /| |( -ω-) | ノ   |    Beeeeeeeeee-----
 ||, 〜〜'⌒⌒ヽ〜-.、. |
 ||\   '  ,⌒ `  ゙ヽ
 ||\.\|| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄||
    \|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
      || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7612 14:34

TO BE CONTINUED

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7612 15:02

            __|_...|   
             |  | |
             |_| |
   _ ハ _ハ____ノ  |
  /| |( ・ω・) | ノ   | Eh? Why is my morphine IV beeping?
 ||, 〜〜'⌒⌒ヽ〜-.、. |
 ||\   '  ,⌒ `  ゙ヽ
 ||\.\|| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄||
    \|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
      || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7612 19:34

            __|_...|   
             |  | |
             |_| |
   _ ハ _ハ____ノ  |
  /| |( ・ω・) | ノ   | Oh, good, it stopped. Back to drug induced bliss for me!
 ||, 〜〜'⌒⌒ヽ〜-.、. |
 ||\   '  ,⌒ `  ゙ヽ
 ||\.\|| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄||
    \|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
      || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7612 19:42

           __|_...|   
             |  | |
             |_| |
   _ ハ _ハ____ノ  |   
  /| |( -ω-) | ノ   | Wheeeee! This is fun!!
 ||, 〜〜'⌒⌒ヽ〜-.、. |
 ||\   '  ,⌒ `  ゙ヽ
 ||\.\|| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄||
    \|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
      || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7612 22:49

| ◎∧
|″・-・) So anyway, as I was saying,
|. V ハ We should smother him with a pillow. It'd be the kindest thing to do.
|___:|__|)
|__)_)

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7614 23:40

            __|_...|   
             |  | |
             |_| |
   _ ハ _ハ____ノ  |
  /| |( ・ω・) | ノ   | I'm all better! Yayyyyyy!
 ||, 〜〜'⌒⌒ヽ〜-.、. |
 ||\   '  ,⌒ `  ゙ヽ
 ||\.\|| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄||
    \|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
      || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 07:06

| ◎∧
|″・-・) No more pussyfooting around. Nurse, kill Clonepa.
|. V ハ
|___:|__|)
|__)_)

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 14:20

            __|_...|   
             |  | |
             |_| |
   _ ハ _ハ____ノ  |
  /| |( ・ω・) | ノ   | I'm going for a walk!
 ||, 〜〜'⌒⌒ヽ〜-.、. |
 ||\   '  ,⌒ `  ゙ヽ
 ||\.\|| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄||
    \|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
      || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7616 14:31

       ∧,∧
      ,:' ・ω・';
    l^ヽ'"'"~/^i'ツ'、 Let's all go for a walk!!!
  ヾ        'ミ,  _,,..,,,,_
  ミ   ・ ω・  ミ, / ・ω・ヽ
  ッ       _   "ミ     l
 (´彡,.     (,,_,ノ  _ヽー---‐'
     "'"'゙''""''''゙""´

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7616 17:48

              ∧_,,∧  
            ( ・ω・)  I'm walking!!!! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!
    (  ;;    ヽと   つ
   ( (  ;( ;; ;  ミ三三彡
    """"""""""""""""""'""""""

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7616 19:30

| ◎∧
|″・-・) Hey! Get back in your hospital death bed RIGHT NOW little Mister!
|. V ハ
|___:|__|)
|__)_)

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7616 20:18

| ◎∧
|″・-・) Or else I'll 500 GET angry!
|. V ハ
|___:|__|)
|__)_)

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7616 21:28

              ∧_,,∧  
            ( ・ω・)  You snooze, you lose.
    (  ;;    ヽと   つ
   ( (  ;( ;; ;  ミ三三彡
    """"""""""""""""""'""""""

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7617 13:57

| ◎∧
|″・-・) CURSE YOU!!!
|. V ハ
|___:|__|)
|__)_)

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7617 22:52

( ・ω・) Gee willikers, I could sure go for some more morphine right about now!

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7618 15:48

( ・ω・) I know! I'll walk to Washington State and buy some pot!

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7618 15:50

              ∧_,,∧  
            ( ・ω・)  Off to Seattle! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!.
    (  ;;    ヽと   つ
   ( (  ;( ;; ;  ミ三三彡
    """"""""""""""""""'""""""

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7618 17:32

>>506
( ・ n・) Get back here, you little shit.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7619 00:59


              ∧_,,∧  
            ( ・m・)  I'm not into the whole getting back there thing.
    (  ;;    ヽと   つ
   ( (  ;( ;; ;  ミ三三彡
    """""""""""""""""""""""""

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 22:17

( ・-・) I hate myself more and more each day.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 03:45

| ◎∧
|″・-・) We hate you more and more each day, also.
|. V ハ
|___:|__|)
|__)_)

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 13:21

( ・-・) You are me! The doctor costume isn't fooling anybody!

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 14:27

        ∧_,,∧
       ( ・ω・) Seattle, here I come!
 chka   ( O┳O)  
  chka   し-||-J  
       ⊂§⊃  
         §   
 ⌒ヽ〃⌒ヽ

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 18:40

( ・ n・) Get back here, you little shit.

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 21:12

    ..∧_,,∧
  ≡ .( ・ω・) Movin' to Seattle sooooon,
  -=( つ┯つ Gonna be a men'l toss flycoooooooon
 -=≡/  / //
.-=≡(__)/ )
  ,-= (◎) ̄))

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 21:45

| ◎∧
|″・-・) Somebody stop that Pa!
|. V ハ
|___:|__|)
|__)_)

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 23:35

          ∧_∧
         ( ・ω・) Seattle, Seattle, that toddlin' town!
         (  つ(\
      (\_ノ(___)⌒ ⌒ヽ_
      ) ____  ・_つ
     (/      (/
   。 ゚
  。

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7622 00:09

|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||   ┳   |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||||||:       ┠ +20    |||||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||:        ┃         :|||||||||||||
|||||||||||:          ┠ +10       :|||||||||||
|||||||||:         ∧_∧ Seattle~   ||||||||||
||||||||┣┿┿┿┿  ( ・ω・)  ┿┿┿┿┫||||||||||
||||||||     ._  (  つつ _      :||||||||
|||||||||:     \ ̄ ̄   乙  ̄ノ      :||||||||||
||||||||||| ~ ゜~~。゜ ~彡~ ┠ -10~ ゜~~ ~。゜ ~|||||||||||
|||||||||||||||:        ┃        :||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||||||:       ┠ -20    |||||||||||||||||||

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7622 05:29

     ∧_∧
     ( ・ω・) I can almost see the Space Needle!
     / つ¶つ¶
   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
   |) ○ ○ ○ (|
  ./″   ν.    \
/________\
 ̄ \_\__/_/  ̄

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7622 05:47

   .゚;・li|_;:|;i/。;・:
     (‘;゚;|i・/ ) Only a few more seconds till I get to
     / つ¶つ¶            till I get to Seatt-
   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
   |) ○ ○ ○ (|
  ./″   ν.    \
/________\
 ̄ \_\__/_/  ̄

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7623 14:18

....
:::;..
::;.:.
( ・:;....
( ・ω:;.:...
( ・ω・) And here I am in sunny Seattle!

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7623 14:22

Excuse me, Mr. Smelly Hippy? Where can I purchase a
reasonable amount of pot?
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 ____               ∩∩
/  /   | |  /          (・-・ ) HOW ARE YOU ALIVE AGAIN?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7623 20:46

No, no, no, I mean for cooking!
-LAUGHTER-
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 ____               ∧___∧     
/  /   | |             (`ハ´  ) Oh, that Clonepa.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7623 22:50

( ・ω・) Kickstarter

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7623 23:29

I'm in your house.
ha ha ha ha
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               
/  /   | |  /          
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7624 00:16

( ・ω・) Kickstarter

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7624 03:12

( ・ω・) Nick Starker, Private Eye!

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7624 18:56

HA HA HA HA HA HAAA
We'll get back to that killer tornado in a minute. Next up,
Clonepa totally f-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7624 19:04

clonepa crap ass

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7624 19:56

( ・ω・) That's my name! Don't wear it out!

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7625 11:22

( ・-・) What happens if I do wear it out? Will you stop existing?

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7625 13:20

( ・ω・) Of course not, silly! I am eternal!

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7625 15:46

( ・ω・) I have to go now, Obon is nearly over.

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7626 00:39

( ・-・) Obongo's not my president

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7626 13:24

( ・ω・) The Shobon must go on!

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 01:18

( ・ω・) Get it?

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 03:18

( 'ω`) Yes. That doesn't mean it wasn't painfully bad.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 17:21

( ・ω・) You told me to play to the cheap seats.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 17:38

( ・-・) What's "shobon"?

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 12:17

( ・ω・) I'll tell you when you're older.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 14:07

( ・-・) I'm already about as old as a rabbit gets. Tell me already!

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7631 07:58

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) つ✄╰⋃╯

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7631 21:31

( ・ω・) Why don't you Gooble it?

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7631 22:24

( 'ω`) Because I already know it.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 01:17

( ・-・) TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME DAMMIT TELL ME TELL ME

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 01:21

( ・-・) Fuck, too late.

( ・-・) I ha-

( x-x)

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 14:18

( ・ω・) Alright, I suppose I can tell you then.

( ・ω・) It's a--

( xωx)

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 14:43

( ・ω・) Replacement clonepa #7632 reporting for duty.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 15:47

( ・ω・) Hello kids! Today, we're going to learn how numbers work.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 16:57

( ・ω・) If Nancy has four butt cheeks, and Clonepa has none,

( ・ω・) What do--

( xωx)

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 18:47

( ´ω`) Timmy! We got three more for the liquifier!

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 10:17

( ・ω・) ...so the cardinality of the set of Beady Eyes' butt cheeks must be greater than or equal to Aleph nau--

( xωx)

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 12:00

( ・-・)︻╦╤─ -( xωx);゚。|;・--⁍
    I can do this all day

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 14:02

( ´ω`) Well, stop cloning around.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7634 08:53

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Bulletproof Clonepa.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7635 21:30

( ・-・)︻╦╤─ I hope you realise I'm going to have to test that empirically.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7635 22:30

( ・-・)︻╦╤─(・ω・ ) Okay!

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7636 03:09

         BLAMMO
( ・-・)︻╦╤─(>ω< )

( ・-・)︻╦╤─(・ω・ ) That tickled!

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7636 03:28

( ・-・)︻╦╤─(・ω・ ) Wait a minute.

( ・-・)︻╦╤─(・ω・ ) I don't feel so...

( ・-・)︻╦╤─(xωx ) blarg

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7636 03:41

( ・-・)︻╦╤─(・ω・ ) Whew, just gas!

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7636 21:23

( ・-・) Gas, eh?


/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
| Zyklon B      |-@ ( ・-・) Hey, Clonepa, come here. I got something for you
\______/

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 02:36

( ・m・) He's not into the whole letting-Clonepa-live thing.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 14:19

( ・m・) Bound to his Sysiphean curse he labors fruitlessly against an unstoppable force, for every time one Clonepa falls, two more take his place. Indeed, his task is futile, and yet he persists, fighting the pointless fight with every bone in his weak little rabbit body, raging against the impossible.

( ・m・) If it weren't Beady Eyes doing it, one might almost admire his ruthless focus, but we both know Beady Eyes is blinded by his own shortsighted stupidity and hatred. If the last Clonepa fell, Beady would be restarting the vats, creating more only to destroy them again.

( ・m・) What an idiot.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 19:27

( ・-・) You think you're better than me, you piece of shit?

( ・-・) What about you? You sit alone all your life stating the things you're "not really into."

( ・-・) You don't do shit with your life. At least I have a purpose. However futile it may be, it's still something.

( ・-・) Eat my round bunny shit

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 20:59

( ´ω`) Everybody's better than you.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 21:21

(・ω・ ) Even me?

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 21:29

( ´ω`) Especially you!

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 21:30

(・∀・) Yeah! You're the best, Clonepa!

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 21:56

(>∀<) THE FUCKING FOODABUCKY FUN FAIR IS HERE!

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 22:08

( ・m・) Now THAT whole thing I'm into! Let's go!

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 22:15

( ・ω・)︻╦╤─ -( xmx);゚。;・--⁍
  I'm not into the whole deviating from our quirks thing

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 23:40

Viewers were on the edge of their seats as the bloodiest
Everybody Loves Clonepa episode spiraled completely out
of control, resulting in the d-
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 02:52

A package for me!

        ∧__∧   ________  
       ( ・ω・) / ̄/ ̄/ 
      ( 二二二つ / と) 
      |    /  /  /   
       |      ̄| ̄   

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 22:47

/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
| Zyklon B      |-@ ( ・ω・) Hey, somebody sent me a present!
\______/

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 23:53

( ・ω・) But I already have so much!

( ・ω・) I know. I'll give it to my bestext friend!!

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 02:28

/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
| Zyklon B      |-@ (・∀・) It says it's from Clonepa! Let's open it up and see what's inside.
\______/

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 13:28

Sharp Cheddar Cheese Whiz? My FAVORITE!
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    ( ・-・) WHAT
   //\ ̄ ̄且\            
  // ※.\___\       ___
 \\※ ※ ※ ※ ※ヽ       .|\__\ < Hahahahahahahahahahaha
   \`ー──────ヽ    _|  |r――t|
    ────────   .|l\||=:@:||、
                   |l ||  ̄ ̄ ̄||
                   .\||____||〜

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7640 09:14

In other news, shift-JIS art will come out broken
unless you post it formatted as "Text Art."
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    ( ・-・) Yeah, even I know that.
   //\ ̄ ̄且\            
  // ※.\___\       ___
 \\※ ※ ※ ※ ※ヽ       .|\__\ < Hahahahahahahahahaha
   \`ー──────ヽ    _|  |r――t|
    ────────   .|l\||=:@:||、
                   |l ||  ̄ ̄ ̄||
                   .\||____||〜

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 10:59

( ・ω・) Uryyb rirelbar! Zl anzr vf Ebg13cn.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 22:12

( ´ω`) Uryyb kbibbn, dummy. N'ghft athgagl sll'ha chtenff 'bthnk.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 22:32

( ・-・) xesmub xesmub xesmub xesmub xesmub xesmub

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 22:55

( ´ω`) You don't get it. You never got it. You never will get it.

( ´ω`) Bjerk.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 23:07

( ・ω・) Jul ner lbh nyy gnyxvat tvoorevfu? Fgbc, vg'f pbashfvat!

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 23:13

( ´ω`) Ph'phlegeth grah'n uln vulgtm mg, of course!

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 00:05

( ・ω・) Thank you Grandpa! I'll get started immediately!

|彡

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 02:57

( ・-・) What was all that about?

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 07:37

( ´ω`) I'm going to guess you don't speak Aklo.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 22:17

( ・ω・) Learning other languages is fun! 乳首は喜びで爆発します!

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 23:35

( ・-・) It wasn't part of my masters in womyn's studies, so no.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 03:36

( ・ω・) Hey, kids! It's time for your Clonepa Tip of the Day!

( ・ω・) When a stranger offers you drugs, say "thank you!" because drugs are expensive.

( ・ω・) ...

(・ω・ ) ...

( ・ω・) Yeah, I can go with that.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 12:15

( ・ω・) I mean if you have a professionally diagnosed medical condition and the drugs are the appropriate treatment and the stranger is a certified medical professional, of course, but that goes without saying.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 17:56

( ・ω・) Which is why I said it.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 19:09

( ・ω・) If Beady Eyes offers you drugs, punch him really hard in the nuts.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 19:45

( ・-・) Hey kids, it's time for the Beady Eyes Tip of the Day.
( ・-・) It costs more than $300,000 to bring up a child to the age of 18. Save your parents lots of money and trouble by killing yourself now!

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 20:00

( ・-・) You know every time you say something like >>592 on the show, people do it to me for months on end, right?

( ・ω・) Hee hee!

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7686 23:28

( ・ω・) Life is wonderful.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7687 13:17

( ・ω・) All the time!

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7687 15:23

( ・ω・) I like chocolate biscuits.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7687 17:28

( ・ω・) I like squirrel fishing too!

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7687 19:00

.∧_∧゙ /\
( ・ω・/.  \ Ooh, I caught a big one! 
( ⊃/).    \
(_)_)     │
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |.  ∩∩
      |  ( ・-・)
      |. ( ∪∪
      | (_)_)
      |
      |
      |

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7687 21:28

.∧_∧゙ /\
( ・ω・/.  \ 600get!
( ⊃/).    \
(_)_)     │
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |.  ∩∩
      |  ( ・-・) 600g- aw fuckhammer
      |. ( ∪∪
      | (_)_)
      |

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7689 11:24

     /\
    /   \ 
   /     \
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |.  ∩∩
      |  ( ・-・) So, uh, you gonna let me down now?
      |. ( ∪∪ Hello? Clonepa?
      | (_)_)
      |

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7689 15:13

     /\
    /   \ 
   /     \
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |.  ∩∩
      |  ( ・-・) The sharks are getting closer...
      |. ( ∪∪ Hello? Anyone?
      | (_)_)
      |

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 13:15

In other news, Beady Eyes has died, slowly and
painfully, once again. Specialists agree that th--
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 13:46

-agree that there's no better place to stuff your face
than the annual People's Democratic Taste of Foodabucky
State Fair! Attendance is man-
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/  /   | |             (`ハ´  ) Is it that time of year again?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
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605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 17:35

-is man truly the king of beasts? Or could it be the mighty-
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/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) I hate nature shows.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
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606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7691 03:07

.∧_∧゙ /\
( ・-・/.  \ That was a decoy beady eyes, you idiots.
( ⊃/).    \
(_)_)     │
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |.  ∩∩
      |  ( ・ω・)
      |. ( ∪∪
      | (_)_)
      |

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7693 22:31

Hey Beady Eyes, whatcha doing?
∧_∧゙ ∩∩  /\
( ・ω・).( ・-・/.   \ 
( ⊃ )( ⊃/).    \
(_)_)(_)_)     │
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|   │
           |   │
           |   │
           |   │
           |   │
           |   │
           |
           |
           |
           |

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7694 01:11

     .∧ ∧  Think fast buddy buddy!
≡ (^( ・ω・)   
    ヽ  (^__)_从∩∩
 ≡  ) .__) >・-・)・∵ -hurk-
    (__,ノ   V つ/).
          と.__)_)
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|  
           |  
           | 
           |  
           |  
           |  
           |
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609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 03:29

.∧_∧゙ /\
( ・ω・/.  \ Now I can catch him again and again!
( ⊃/).    \
(_)_)     │
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|   │
      |   │
      |   J
      |  
      |  
      |  
      |. 
      | 
      |. =sploosh=

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 18:48

.∧_∧゙ /\
( ・ω・/.  \ Always practice catch and release, kids!
( ⊃/).    \ It maximizes the fish's pain for your amusement!
(_)_)     │
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   J
      |  
      |  
      |  
      |. 

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7702 00:51

Now! Kill the Beast while he's wounded!!
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/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) I really hate nature shows.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
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612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7704 09:47

.∧_∧゙ /\
( ・ω・/.  \
( ⊃/).    \
(_)_)      │
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\   │
      |   │
      |   │
      |   │
      | _⊥__                ∧_∧     
      | /  /   | |             (・∀・ ) I feel a draft
      | l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
      | \_ヽ__||         /_____//
      |  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'
      |
      |
      |

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7704 18:20

Catch and release!
=CRASHOLINO MAN=
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    ( ・-・) Okay, that was kind of funny.
   //\ ̄ ̄且\            
  // ※.\___\       ___
 \\※ ※ ※ ※ ※ヽ       .|\__\ < CLONEPAAAAAAA!!!!
   \`ー──────ヽ    _|  |r――t|
    ────────   .|l\||=:@:||、
                   |l ||  ̄ ̄ ̄||
                   .\||____||〜

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 20:55

( ・ω・) That's what your mom said.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 21:07

( ・-・) Very likely. She was a talkative rabbit in her day.

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 17:02

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! I'm going to kill you all in your sleep.

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 17:27

( ・ω・) HA HA HA HAVE A GOOD NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 17:50

In other news, Everybody Loves Clonepa has recently and
unexpectedly expanded into the psychological horror genre,
leaving many young viewers traumatised and un--
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/  /   | |
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__|_|       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─(・∀・ )─‐l|'
                 No sleep for me tonight...

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7749 04:04

-and under and over I go, spreading joy and laughter wherev-
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
    ( ・-・) Fucking nature shows.
   //\ ̄ ̄且\            
  // ※.\___\       ___
 \\※ ※ ※ ※ ※ヽ       .|\__\
   \`ー──────ヽ    _|  |r――t|
    ────────   .|l\||=:@:||、
                   |l ||  ̄ ̄ ̄||
                   .\||____||〜

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7749 19:50

-- at Unterwasser.
That's the hotel.
What?
Where I live.
Nice place?
Yeah, sure I guess-- that part of the test?
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/  /   | |  /         (´ω` ) Hey, this looks like a happy movie.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 00:48

( ・ω・) Hey, kids! Christmas is coming! Did you all remember to bring your Christmas Buckets?

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 00:52

( ・-・) I don't even want to know where that's going.

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 15:28

( ・ω・) All right everyone, grab your buckets, and on the count of three...

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 18:15

( ・ω・) Wait, I missed a step!

( ・ω・) Pudding Clonepas, take your marks!

-tromp tromp tromp tromp DING-

( ・ω・) Now everone grab your buckets! On the count of three...

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 18:18

Buckets up! Pudding Clonepas drop your pants and...
NOW!
-POP-
-SPLAT-
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                  EWWWWWW!!
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/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) Heh heh heh heh
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 05:32

OH! It's from the show
It's from the show, from the show
I'm gonna be on TV
I'm gonna be a TV star
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH It's from the show!
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                  Silly Robotnik, you're already on TV.
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/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` )
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7809 01:22

The content that mother passed on to the third party committee : according to bereaved family's deputy lawyer.
The girl confessed the bullying damage "It was made eating the insect", "It was made writing the recognizance with 'Anything is heard to be said'", and "The arm was stabbed with the mechanical pencil" to mother at the third term of the fifth grader.
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                  News is boring, Grandpa!
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/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) I'll make YOU eat an insect
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/| if you don't shut up, boy.
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 01:43

( ・ω・) Wanna see a magic trick? No not the one with my penis this time.

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 04:51

( ・ω・) I don't have one anyway.

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 13:29

(″・_・) What's it like with you being alive and Grandpa dead?

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 14:18

( ・ω・) I can see both sides of the absolute border, I feel cold and dead inside.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 19:07

( xωx)

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7839 22:02

( ・ω・) See?

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7840 04:28

8=====D

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7840 18:08

( ・ω・) Yes, exactly!

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・) What?

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 01:37

 
 
             (~)
        _  γ´⌒`ヽ _
      <⌒\\ {i:i:i:i:i:i:i:i:}\\
     />、 \( ・ω・ ) \\   After these messages,
    ./ ̄ー \ 旧 ̄ ̄ ̄\、旧>   We'll be riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight back!
    (▼_,)__/ ノ /  ー  ーノ_/
    /^´ / /ン Y     ▼\\____ ノ2  ,、
    /  / /\彡人  、_人_.ノ ./|  /Yンチ彡j
   iキ  /=/   \__|泪__乍 \||| ̄ |(⌒Y,zぅ´
   l/ ̄| ̄|    .|_||_{三|三}.|_、   ̄ ̄^~ ̄
   |  |_|  / ̄|^^ ー ^ ー)>、
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    / ,くユ、 |∠./   |\__人/`|
    l=トタフリ \_|   | |::||:::| /
    `〜一´    |   | |\/_/
           .|__  | | //
           _匡ン ̄|キノ`7
           || \ノ_|__/v/
           ||  | .|、_/
           |\ノ| _|/
          / |  |___|
          |ヽ|__/\|、
          ^\ト\_ い

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 10:56

(・∀・) Where'd you get that cool hat

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 18:50

( ・ω・) That's the Robomatic Control Brainterface. It came with the robot.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 21:04

( ・-・) That's a wool hat, you nub.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 19:14

(・∀・) ~~~ c===|   _) _)
And what's this?

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7852 00:56

( ・ω・) That's the Robomatic Control Brainterface. It came with the robot.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7852 11:20

    / ̄ ̄ ̄\、
  ノ /  ー  ーノ
 ン Y     ▼\
  彡人  、_人_.ノ  Hi, I'm Chestdog.
   \__|泪__乍

  |^^ ー ^ ー)
   ト、  ▼ |
     \__人/  And I'm Crotchdog.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7852 13:11

    / ̄ ̄ ̄\、
  ノ /  ●  ●ノ
 ン Y     ▼\
  彡人  、_人_.ノ  WAKEY WAKEY
   \__|泪__乍

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7852 16:48


    / ̄ ̄ ̄\、
  ノ /  ●  ●ノ
 ン Y     ▼\
  彡人  、_人_.ノ  AWOOO~
   \__|泪__乍

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7852 17:10

  |^^ ー ^ ー)
   ト、  ▼ |
     \__人/  Keep it down up there, would you?

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7852 19:05

|^^ ー ^ ー)
 ト、  ▼ |
   \__人/=======D

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7855 18:05

( ・ω・) Now, slap your flippers together for our musical guests, Three Michelle Elephant Go Go!!

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7855 23:44

( ・-・) It's "Three Michelle Elephant GUN" you retarded petri dish baby.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 00:02

( ・ω・) We can't say "gun" on a kid's show, Beady.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 00:58

( ・-・) But we can say "penis"?

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 01:09

( ・ω・) Yes. We're encouraged to, in fact.

( ・ω・) Also, anything involving LGBTQFM is to be moved front and center, no matter how unentertaining it might be.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 15:48

    / ̄ ̄ ̄\、
  ノ /  ●  ●ノ
 ン Y     ▼\
  彡人  、_人_.ノっ-̾ HEISENBERG METH FUCK YEAH!
   \__|泪__乍

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7857 00:15

( ・ω・) Yes, that's allowed.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7857 01:15

  ,.:::.⌒⌒:::::ヽ
(::::::::::::::::::::::::::::)      
(;::::::::::::人:::::::::::::)   Next up.... 
 (:(∩・ω・∩):

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7857 01:27

Le shiggy Donatello (・ω・ )

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 10:43

 |^^ ー ^ ー)
  ト、  ▼ |
    \__人/ No. Just let me sleep.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7859 01:07

         _,. -‐''"´ ̄```' ‐ .、._
        ,.‐'´            `‐.、
      ./   ・ω・             \ Wake up!
     ,i´                 ⊃   ヽ
.  ⊂/                        .i、
   ,i                          l
    |                         |
.   |                           |
.  │                             |
.    |                            l
    i                          ,l
.    ゙i                       ,i
.      ヽ                       ,/
       \                   ./
.          `‐.、             ,. ‐'´
          `:‐.、. _    _,,.. -‐'"v
             v  ̄ ̄

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7859 16:27

 |^^ ● ^ ●)
  ト、  ▼ |
    \__人/ WHOA WAZZA

 |^^ ━ ^ ━)
  ト、  ▼ |
    \__人/ Oh, just Bloatpa.

 |^^ ー ^ ー)
  ト、  ▼ |
    \__人/ zzz

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7865 21:17

 ε ⌒ヘ⌒ヽフ
 (   (  ・ω・) WAKE UP!
  しー し─J

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7866 18:52

     ,/ ̄\ AA
    /#   ⊂・ ・つ
    |  #( (_ω ) Wake Up!
    |@  ミ フづと)
    \___/ ● /
     *〜/ ▲ <
       U  U
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7866 18:58

       ∧,_∧ 
   o、_,o(・ω・ )  ♪ Wake uuuuuuuuuuup〜♪
   o○o⊇ ⊂ |.  
   /___/| /  丿 |o
  γ,-/| |UU'//耳
   | |(),|_| | |/二) 
   ゝ_ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ゝ_ノ

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7866 19:14

 |^^ ー ^ ー)
  ト、  ▼ |
    \__人/ zzz... someone change the... channel... zzz

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7866 20:47

We'll be back for the exciting conclusion of Sleepy Dog Won't Wake Up after this important message!

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7866 21:18

Hi, kids! Eat your food or else!
         ↓
       Λ_Λ            ∩∩
      ( ・ω・ )           (・-・ ) I'm not his damn kid.
  ,.-、,.-、( つ旦O     ,.-、,.-、 ( つ旦O
 (■(■,,) )  ) )⊂⊃ (■(■,,) ) ) )⊂⊃
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄`し'し'  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ `し'し' ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7883 02:31

( ・ω・) Sing-a-long Time, kids!

( ・ω・) A one, a two, a one two three four

( ・ω・) ♪ Did ya get it? ♪
( ・ω・) ♪ Did ya get it? ♪
( ・ω・) ♪ Did ya stick it in your butt ♪
( ・ω・) ♪ And then regret it? ♪

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7883 02:36

♪Did ya shove it up your nose♪
♪And then forget it?♪
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                  Catchy!
 ____            ∧∧  ∧∧  
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) Ugh.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7883 11:21

  (^(^ ^)^)
  |..,,,___,,,..|  pizzoop
  ( #・д・)
  (__⊂彡☆))
  しー‐J
         ζ ζ ζ ζ
         ,.ゝっ;,';.;;,':.,.;,.
        ( ';っ;'.;,っ;っ;'; ) -=3 qizzooq
         `"'' ‐---‐ ''"..

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7883 20:59

( ・ω・) Pick that up, sloppy!

( ・ω・) Anyways, back to the song.

( ・ω・) ♪ Did ya poke it in your ear ♪
( ・ω・) ♪ And genuflect it? ♪

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7884 20:29

( ・-・) Just stop. I don't want that dumbass song any more in my head than it is now!

(・-・ )

(・-・ ) ... ♪did ya cram it in your mouth and then

( ・-・) GODDAMMIT CLONEPA I'LL KILL YOU SO HARD

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7886 03:12

( ・ω・) We could sing the "You got spam in your butt" song from last season again if you like!

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7886 12:10

  (^(^ ^)^)
  |..,,,___,,,..|  Pizzoop
  ( #・д・)
  (________)
  しー‐J

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7886 12:38

  (^(^ ^)^)
  |..,,,___,,,..|  Pizzoooooooooop!
  ( #・д・)
  (________)
  しー‐J

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7886 13:23

( ・ω・) You do know the Pizza Bit is in next week's show, right?

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7886 15:31

  (^(^ ^)^)
  |..,,,___,,,..|  Oooo, Mr. Belpit! Your legs are so swollen!
  ( #・д・)
  (________)
  しー‐J

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7889 07:28

 <フ⌒ヽフ
 (_∞_)
 ( ・ω・) I love pants!
 と  つ
  ∪∪

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7901 21:15

( ・-・) What happened to Sleepy Dog? Did he wake up or what?

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7901 21:21

( ・ω・) You'll find out, right after this important message from our sponsors!

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 13:28

 |  // /
 |// /
  / ̄
  |__∧         
  |ω・) Do you like trees? Of course, we all do! That's why     
  |⊂ )     
  |  /
  |_)
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 22:57

( ・ω・) Clonepa crap ass

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 23:00

  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
/     ●  ●、
|Y  Y        \
| |   |        ▼ |
| \/      _人.| AND THEN A DOG CAME
|       ___/      AND HE WAS SO ANGRY
\    /
 | | |
 (__)_)

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 23:17

  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
/     ●  ●、
|Y  Y        \
| |   |        ▼ |
| \/      _人.| FINISH THE SINGALONG!
|       ___/   I LIKE THIS ONE!!
\    /
 | | |
 (__)_)

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 11:30

Shinobu Tsukasa was just an ordinary guy.
But, he was gay raped by Taishi Nakashima in his young days.
Sadly,Shinobu Tsukasa was drunk and drugged.
Now, Shinobu Tsukasa is the top of Japanese largest gang the Yamaguchi-gumi clan.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 15:14

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! Tune in tonight for a very special episode of Everybody Loves Clonepa, in which we'll be killing off a major character!

( ・ω・) Our musical guest will be existentialismcore band Death of a Loli.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 03:46

( ・-・) I don't like the sound of that.

( ・-・)

( ・-・) So what happened with Sleepy Dog?

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 09:26

( ・ω・) Sleepy Dog won't wake up. Haven't you been following?

( ・ω・) We tried a bunch of stuff, then got bored.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 12:12

( ・-・) But isn't that him awake at >>680,681?

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 13:34

( ・ω・) That's just an angry dog.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 18:32

  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
/     ●  ●、
|Y  Y        \
| |   |        ▼ |
| \/      _人.| CRAP ASS
|       ___/
\    /
 | | |
 (__)_)

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 19:29

( ・ω・) I have a name, you know!

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 19:30

Shinobu Tsukasa was an ordinary man.
But, he was gay raped by Taishi Nakashima in his young days.
Now, Shinobu Tsukasa is the top of Japanese most biggest gang "Yamaguchi-gumi" clan.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 19:35

/     ●  ●、
|Y  Y        \
| |   |        ▼ |
| \/      _人.| CRAP


    -=・=-    -=・=- 、 A S S

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 20:34

( ・ω・) Now listen here, you! I shan't stand for this!

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 22:22

  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
/     ●  ●、
|Y  Y        \
| |   |        ▼ |
| \/      _人.| CLONEPA CRAP ASS
|       ___/
\    /
 | | |
 (__)_)

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 22:25

( ・ω・) That's more like it!

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 11:04

 |^^ ━ ^ ━)
  ト、  ▼ |
    \__人/ Can you guys keep it down over there?

 |^^ ー ^ ー)
  ト、  ▼ |
    \__人/ zzz

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 14:14

( ・ω・) Wake up!

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:06

( ・-・) STAY ASLEEP!!

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 19:01

 |^^ ー ^ ー)
  ト、  ▼ |
    \__人/ Can't wake up

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 19:10

( ・ω・) See, I told you.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 21:42

( ・-・) Can we kill him off then?

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 02:43

( ・ω・) He's not a major character.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 10:01

( ・-・) That doesn't mean we can't kill him.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 14:54

( ・ω・) ...

( ・ω・) You're mean.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 22:23

( ・-・) No way. I'm way above average.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:07

lヽ
l |       /ヽ
l 」∩_∩   / /
‖(  ・-・) /__/  Now, where's that sleepy dog hiding?
⊂    つ//
  人  Y
 し(_)

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 23:32

( ・ω・) He woke up and went home.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 09:06

lヽ
l |       /ヽ
l 」∩_∩   / /
‖(  ・-・) /__/  Well, it looks like I wasted that bus fare.
⊂    つ//
  人  Y
 し(_)

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 18:12

OH GOD HELP I TRIPPED AND THE KNIVES ENDED UP LODGED IN MY EYES
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 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) Serves you right!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 22:59

I CAN FEEL THEM PIERCING MY BRAIN OH GOD OH GOD NO
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) You had it comin'!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 23:33

( ・ω・) I guess we have to start calling you Horribly Disfigured Bleeding Eyes instead now, huh?

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 03:22

(( ・-・) No no it's good it's good.

(( ・-・) I'll just wear this old mask until my eyesockets stop bleeding. It'll be fine.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 13:03

(( ・-・) Hello everyone! I'm a big fat butt.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 16:48

(( ・-・) MITON GA SUKI

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 17:55

(( ・-・) Grandpa, what was life like before we all started wearing Beady Eyes masks?

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 23:33

(( ・-・) We used to be individuals, Junior.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 00:02

(( ・-・) I feel as though I should have some sort of emotional response to that statement, Grandpa, but I feel nothing except mild interest and disapproval.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 12:24

( ・ω・) I can tell it's just you putting on voices, Beady Eyes. You aren't fooling anyone.

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 18:37

(( ・-・) Uh, I mean, sure is good to be old! Heh... heh.
(( ・-・) Don't listen to that imposter, Junior.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 19:11

( ・ω・) Yep. All five of you are Beady Eyes. Can't fool me.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 19:13

(( ・-・) I'm not into the whole wearing a Beady Eyes mask thing.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 19:47

((( ・ω・) Guess who! Trick question! You can't!

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 20:25

(((( ・-・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 23:39

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( ・-・) I am become Beadypillar.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 22:14

              _
              ヽ \
            ./ \ \
       ∧_∧/     ̄ 
      ((( ・ω・)     i i  DIE DIE DIE
      /    ヽ _   i i i--、
     ./| |   | |   ̄ ̄ ̄ |:::::|.
    / \ヽ/| |       ノ__ノ..
   /   \\| |
   / /⌒\ し(メ    .i i i . .
 / /    > ) \  ノノノ
/ /     / /    .\_  ザックザック
し'     (_つ   /:::::/::...   /ヽ
          ; "ノ・ ./∴: / )i iヽ-、_へ    ,ヘ
          '',, : :―― / / i i i iヽ . ̄ ゙― ノ /
    n_    _/;    i  .ノ / /ノ-' ̄ ゙ ― 、__ノ
  ノ _二二二、_(((( x-x)-ヽ_ノ-'
  ゙ー ''〜     ∨ ̄∨


        ___
      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (((・ω・| There! As promised, we've killed off a major character!
      ||oと.  U| Tune in next time to find out which one it was!
      || |(__)J|
      ||/彡 ̄


         ___
        |    |
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ whamp

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 22:28

(((( ・-・) Who did you just kill? Who are you? A spikey ear killed another spikey ear.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 23:45

((((( ・ω・)つ∧_∧ Don't trust the ears. Nekomimi are easy to acquire.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:51

The country is in shock again after yet another string of knife murders...
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・-・)) At least nobody's talking about Everybody Loves Clonepa anymore.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 23:27

Police are baff- wait, we just got an update.

Oh, that Clonepa! It was all just a prank! What won't he
do for ratings?
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・-・)) Awbugdamnfuckitwiddleshits.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 22:19

( ・ω・) I'll do anything for ratings!

( ・ω・) But I WON'T DOOOOO THAT!!

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8008 15:03

( ・-・) So, uh, who exactly did we brutally murder last episode?

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8008 21:49

clonepa crap ass

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8008 23:16

( ・-・) >>729 is, apparently Meatpa.

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 00:02

( ・ω・) He's slotted in as our musical guest on next season's premiere episode.

( ・ω・) Someone should get in touch with him about that some time.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 17:28

( ・-・) Seriously, who got killed?

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 17:46

Tune in next time to find out!
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・-・)) How dumb do they think we are?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 02:10

This is WCLP. If our viewers were any dumber,
we'd have to water them twice a week!

Stay tuned for more raw, unbridled stupidity for you and yours!
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・-・)) .... I hate this network.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 03:51

Next up, Beady Eyes hits himself with a rubber mallet for a half hour!
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・-・)) .... oh shit my new show's now? FUCK!!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 10:16

∧_∧
(* ぅ*) ...WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE...????

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8069 01:34

And where did this rubber mallet come from?
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____              ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・-・)) A spinoff show for a side character? Who approved this?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 18:44

(`,_ゝ´)ゞ Get that shit off my TV.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 22:50

( ・ω・) Try changing the channel, Grumpypusspa.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 06:15

(( ・-・) They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier beadys. becuse these beady cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three beady back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden : i am truley sorry for your lots

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 20:04

crap ass

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 05:06

( ・ω・) ... do I know you?

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 11:53

( ・-・) Ignore the ghosts. They just want attention.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 04:23

( ・ω・) ... do I know you?

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 06:03

( ・-・) Bibi Yies

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 20:32

( ・-・) Please save me from the existential nightmare that is my life.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8185 01:31

( ・ω・) You should become a *pa!!

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8185 13:32

wwwwwww "clonepa crap ass"
wwwwwwwwwwww

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8185 13:33

( ・∗・) Mmm? Did somebody call for me?

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 23:14

( ・ω・) HI, Crapfacepa! Nobody asked for you.

( ・ω・) You should go back to your room and never come out again.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 15:00

|( ・∗・) OKAYYYYY!!

|彡 -bamf-

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 16:31

( ・-・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 17:44

( ・ω・) I, Beady Eyes, have had enough of your tomfoolery, Clonepa. This is when I exact my revenge!

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 18:51

    ∧__∧  ∩ Have at you, knave!
   ( ・ω・)彡☆
    ⊂彡☆))-・) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 01:33

ow quit it ow ow o ow oow ow ow ow owwwww ow ow ow
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) I do love TV violence!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 02:36

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa. I'm interrupting tonight's show to announce that I have a soul!

( ・ω・) Put that in your pipe and smoke it, housepets of the world!

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 20:11

           ,,.;;''こ''-::、,
          /:;リ:彡:j:;ミ:;ミ:;ヾ
         /:;:ノ:;::シ:;:彡_r-、ミ;ゝ
         i;;:シ;:ノ''"...,  ,...ヾ:;::;)
         );:ノ;:;:i =・= =・= シ:j
         ヾ;リ;ノ   r_,j  i:;ノ
          t':.  .;'ー=-ヽ /  Clonepaaa~ I need your heeeelp~
       ,.r'´ ヽ、     ノ- 、
     ,. '      ` ー -'´   ヽ、
    /   r-r‐、           ヽ
   /    (ヽ \ y(\   ` ヽ、 ,ー―- 、
   |     f\\\ヽ ヽ:::::::..... \      ヽ、
   |       \ 'ー(  }(ー;;)、:::.  ヽ     ::::`....-、
   |       |\  ' ノ::::`´:::::::   ',      ::::::r'
   |       | / ´   |:::::::::::     |     ` :::::!
   |    ,. -―‐'     |       人       Y
   |  /         i      /  ヽ、    /
   | /          ,'__,. '"      `ト-'"
   ',           /            |
    ヽ         /             ,'
    \      /             /
      >――'´          fト、   {
    /                `''    i

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 02:13

(・∀・) Ah jeeeze, Grammama's drunk and naked again.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 00:43

( ・ω・) Tim Hortons is thataway, lady.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 16:38

( ・ω・) Hello, everyone! We have a very exciting show for you tonight!

( ・ω・) That's right, it's the long awaited Quadruple Length Watching Paint Dry Special Extravaganza!

( ・ω・) Tonight's musical guest is the experimental band Literally Just A Bag Full Of Houseflies Shaken Up And Held Close To A Microphone.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 17:38

( ・ω・) We also have a special surprise!

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 20:31

( ・ω・) That's right! We've replaced all of the paint with nitrogen triiodide!

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8405 19:46


     | \
     |Д`)   No one is here.
     |⊂     I can dance now !
     |

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 00:46

>>765
( ・ω・)I caught you dancing!

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 01:26

lヽ
l |       /ヽ
l 」∧_ ∧  / /
‖( ・ω・) /__/  Knives are fun!
⊂    つ//
  人  Y
 し(_)

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 22:20

So is scalding hot tea!
  ∧_∧
 ( ・ω・)   _。_
 (つ  )つc(_ア ミ∬
 と_)_)      旦

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 21:44

      |:::::::::::::::
      ∧_∧::::::::::::
     ( ・ω・ ) :::::::: Even taking a dump can be enjoyable!
◎ー)  /     \:::::::::
 |  | (⌒) (⌒二 )::::::::::::
 ~~~ /⌒ヽ( ̄、  ヽ___
   /    Lヽ \ノ___

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 22:13

( ・-・) You aren't fooling anyone. We all you know you have no butt.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 23:34

( ・ω・) I'm speaking metaphorically.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 07:33

>>771
( ・-・) Your metaphors don't have a butt, either.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 16:53

( ・ω・) Butts seem to be pretty important to you, Beady Buddy.

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 17:40

( ・-・) You have no idea.

( ・-・) No.

( ・-・) Fucking.

( ・-・) Idea.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 02:19

( ・ω・) Do you like big butts? Be honest now.

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 11:23

( ・-・) Of course I do, you fool. You fucking fool. You imbecile. Of COURSE I like big butts.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 15:28

( ・ω・) Just want to be sure you're not lying.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 16:00


( ・-・) 777ge AWFUCKSHITBASTARDGENDERFLUIDTITPUSSYGRABBINGPRICK

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 23:49

( ゚ ヮ゚) Playing kancho is even more fun with clonepa's missing butt!

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 03:34

      ∧_∧ 
     ( ゚∀゚ )ヽ  Wait, if Clonepa doesn't have a butt, what am I fucking?
     ∧_∧⌒(,/ 三  
   と(・ω・)とノ、(,ノ)

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 08:32

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 09:54

( ・-・) Those titties are not nearly as big as they need to be.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 21:35

 〃∩ ∧_∧  Look at the gazongas on this broad♪
 ⊂⌒( ・ω・)
  \_っ⌒/⌒c
     ⌒ ⌒

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8451 01:47

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before stonking great titties?

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8451 17:35

( ´ω`) We used to spend years traversing the tsurupettan wastelands searching for the slightest swelling bud.

( ´ω`) Why, I still remember the first time I saw a C-cup. It was like being an ant looking up at Olympus Mons...

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 02:19

( ・ω・) Or like the Olympus Mons Pubis!

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・) That wasn't funny, I'm sorry.

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 23:42

( ・ω・) Getting back to my original topic...

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 00:27

( ・ω・) You are a wonderful person!

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 00:28

( ・ω・) They should make a statue!

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 11:54

( ・-・) You know what? You're right. I am wonderful and they should make a statue of me.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 20:33

( ・ω・) I wasn't talking about you, silly! I meant Donald Trump.

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 22:23

( ´ω`) Make America Great Again!

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 20:00

( ・-・) Get back in the grave, Asspa.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 20:43

   【BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP】
                           ∧,,∧  ∧,,∧
      | | |  | || |             (・ω・`) (・ω・`) Bye!
      || | || |  |            (   ∪) (  ∪∧,,∧
     ________          ∧,,∧  ∧,,∧(ω・` )
    /|::::::::::∩,,∩:::::::::::::/         (・ω・`) (・ω・`)  ∪)
 /:::::::|::::::::::( ・-・)::::::/               (   ∪)(   ∪) u-u'
  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄              `u-u'  `u-u'

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 00:14

( ´ω`) Why does the trapdoor make a fart sound?

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 18:26

( ・ω・) The foley crew ate at Burger King. Everything sounds farty now.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 20:16

( ˜෴˜) Rei's was closed for reinovations.

( ˜෴˜) Ha HAAAAA

( ˜෴˜)

( ˜෴˜) fart.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 16:58

( ・ω・) Yes, yes, thank you, get back in the foley closet now please.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 18:01

( ・ω・) You can bleat on for a long time
( ・ω・) bleat on for a long time
( ・ω・) bleat on for a long time
( ・ω・) Sooner or later God's gonna cut ewe down.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 18:31

( ´ω`) You can't sing.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 19:34

 
     ________
   /::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ Hey, so, uh, could somebody come let me out now?
 /:::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/   Hello? Anyone?
  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 16:56

( ・ω・) Well, now that that's settled, for our next segment we'll be needing a volunteer from the audience.

( ・ω・) Hmm... yes, >>803, you'll do!

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 18:05

  Λ__Λ
 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the volunteering thing.
 (   )

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 19:15

( ・ω・) Not you, silly! The one next to you!

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 14:45

 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄」
―――――――――――――‐┬┘
                        |
       ____.____    |     Out you go!
     |        |        |   |
     |        | ∧_∧ |   |       
     |        |( ´∀`)つ ミ |       
     |        |/ ⊃  ノ |   |    [ •́ ‸ •̀ ]
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄' ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    | 

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 14:46

 [ •́ ‸ •̀ ]

     ________
   /::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ 
 /:::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ 

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 16:20

 
     ________
   /|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ >THWACK<
 /:::::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/   Ow, fuck! What was that?
  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 16:09

( ・ω・) Let's give a big round of applause for out audience volunteer, Beady Eyes trapped in a hole!

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 22:28

        _
   (⌒⌒⌒).)   ∧__∧
    |o゚ω゚o. |:|   ( ・ω・)  And now, here's Toastpa with the traffic report!
──|.   :::|:|‐─○──○──
    ̄ ̄ ̄~ .

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 22:54

        _ ,,..,,,,
      (:(     )
       |:| o゚ω゚o| Ich bin Kommandant Kaiser Roll von Klonepa!
       |:|      .|
       `''ー---‐´

        _ ,,..,,,,
      (:(     )
       |:| o゚ω゚o| Das Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft ist kaputt!
       |:|      .|
       `''ー---‐´

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 19:44

        _ ,,..,,,,
      (:(     )
       |:| o゚ω゚o| Wir haben ein achmidenz blockenspielen aller lanen von der tollerstrasse!
       |:|      .|
       `''ー---‐´

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 19:59

        _ ,,..,,,,
      (:(     )
       |:| o゚ω゚o| Die Hovercrafts sind mit Aalen gefüllt!
       |:|      .|
       `''ー---‐´

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 11:17

          [ (★) ]   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          <丶´Д`> < Kim il Sung will live on in my heart
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 11:41

        ___
      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (・ω・`| Well, I'm afraid that's all the Hungarian we've got time for this week.
      ||oと.  U| Tune in next time for the long awaited cockroach special, featuring Beady Eyes
      || |(__)J| as Franz Kafka as a disgusting giant bug!
      ||/彡 ̄

         ___
        |    |
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ whamp

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 17:26

    ☆                 ☆
.           C<⌒⌒ヽ、
.             {i:i:i:i:i:ii:i:}
       ☆      ( ・ω・)   Next week on Everybody Loves Clonepa...
 ☆       (⌒ ノO:::::::::O
         (二二二二二二)        ☆
           |__|__|_|
⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒|_|__|__|⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒
     ⌒   |__|__|_|
    ⌒    ⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒
             ⌒⌒⌒ ⌒⌒  ⌒

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 18:15

               \    /
      上、         \, ,/         ,エ
       `,ヾ         ,;;iiiiiiiiiii;、       _ノソ´
        iキ       ,;;´  ;lllllllllllllii、      iF   Finally, my time to shine!
        iキ'     ,;´  ,;;llllllllllllllllllllii、    ナf
         !キ、._  ,=ゞiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! __fサ
          `ヾ=;三ミミミミヾ仄彡彡ミミヾ=`´
           ,._Ξミミミミミヾ巛彡////iii_
         ;if≡|ヾヾヾミミミミヾヾ、//巛iiリ≡キi
          if!  |l lヾヾシヾミミミ川|ii//三iリ `キi
        ,if ,f=|l l lヾリリリリリ川川|爪ミミiリ=t、キi
          ;iナ,サ |l l l リリ川川川川|爪ミミiiリ キi キi
          iナ ;サ |l l リリリリ川川川川l爪ミミilリ キi キi
        iサ ;サ, |リ リリ川川川川川l爪ミミiリ ,キi キi
         iサ ;サ, | リ彡彡川川川川|爪ミミiリ ,キi :キ、
        ,i厂 iサ, |彡彡彡彡ノ|川川|爪ミミリ ,キi `ヘ、
      ,√  ;サ, |彡彡彡彡ノ川川|ゞミミミリ ,キi   `ヾ
     ´    ;サ,  |彡彡彡彡川川リゞミミリ  ,キi
         ;サ,  |彡彡彡彡リリリミミミシ   ,キi
         ,;#,    |彡彡ノリリリリミミミシ    ,キi
        ;メ'´    !彡ノリリリリリゞミミシ     `ヘ、
       ;メ      ヾリリリリノ巛ゞシ       `ヘ、
      ;メ        ``十≡=十´         `ヘ、
                 ノ    ゞ

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 16:07

(´・ω・`)ショボーン

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 14:33

        ___
      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (・ω・`| And that's the end of the cockroach special.
      ||oと.  U| 
      || |(__)J| 
      ||/彡 ̄

         ___
        |    |
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ whamp

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 04:45

As we still have 52 minutes to fill, let's run that popular
Beady Eyes Painstravaganza again!
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                  Sweet!
 ____             ∧∧ 
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・ )
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:46


    __ _________
      r | |――┐  r――  ヽ
      L.! !_∧_∧ Li__   \
       ._| |( ・ω・) ||____    \_              (~ヽ       .. .
     (_| |/   /つ⌒ヽ  i     \)         /⌒ヾ .\\_   :・:∵:
        \ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄"''' - ..,,  人 /⌒ヾ / \\ ̄ヽ∴: ゲハァッ
      _  \_/⌒ヽ________/⌒ヽ  て   / ノテ-ヽ( ・-・)二二つ SHITFUCK
        ヽ      _ノ r―――─―――┐ _ノ ドカッ/ / /   U ̄U
         |  ____| 三三三三三三三.|__l__    / / | |
      | ._|--[_______________] / __) ノ )
     ノ.|  |    ===========[___]======='   ー'    し'
   ヽ_ノ_ノ               ヽ__ノ_ノ

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:47


  ∧ ,∧ ズガガガガガガガガッ!!     ゙;(´⌒;;:⌒∵⌒`),,
 ( ・ω・)___。  \从/        '(´:(´;⌒;从;;人;;;⌒`),゙.
ミ(  つ【〔ロ=:(∈(二(@ > - - - -゙;"(´⌒;(´∴人;;ノ;⌒`)",.;
 /  ヽノ 川 ̄゛  /W'ヽ     ´⌒;;:(´⌒;人;;从;;;;:人・-・)ノ ASSWANK
 し(_) 川   、、、  ,,,    (´(´⌒;;从;;ノ;;⌒`);";⌒)`)⌒゚

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:48

                _                           ∩,,∩
               ̄   ̄  .                       ( ・-・) FUCKASS
        . '            ヽ                   ;;;、`;。;`ξ
       /                                    //
      /                                  //
           ,-( ヽ         i               /
    /       メ、ヽ ヽ          |               /
          /  ヽl  |        |            /
        /    // /        !          ,
       /∧_∧// /
     / ( ・ω/ /
    /   γ    /         /
  θ     ヘ    |        /    .;:*
         )   |       ,    .;
         /     |
         /  ヘ   |   /
        i  / |  |  /  /   , '    _/  |l
       /  /   |  |    し',;;、'。.;;/     / ̄/
      /  /.  /  | ;;ヾ#丶;;、;。;` (     /  /   〃,
     (  /   /  l  と と )  て ̄          /
     し'   /__) (_(_,J

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:49


   ____________\∧     ∴ .・,‘_    /〈
________─────,.-─-、 7'  , ./ >   \\  ―  、
──────── ̄ ̄ __,ノ  ,,, ', > "/ /\ \ _  \\:・=
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/´《,_  ,r'´'"  ,ノ >∠_ ― -\ \, ― l |  :. :\\\
             へ   )) Yし〜'”  ゝ / (. -    \ \  | |  .
          //,)) / 〃/  /∨) _(⌒ヽ  ∩    \ \_| |   .::   | | | |
         ∠/ / / 〃/  __            | |   ∩ 〉   ノ  ’;
       / ヾ='  / 〃/ __f' 〉           | |    | |/   /       |‖|
      人      7─' ̄,.-'''´            \ \__|/   /  ; ..: ::  
      /ミ,\____   7ー‐''´                \      /   ∴:: ..  ///
      / \    !|i ̄〈                     >  /., :  ’・
     /   \   !|i.  ',                   ( ・-・:∵ ・: ・///
     ト ,___彡 \__!|i_,〉                   U U三 二 CUNTFUCK
     |  ノ/    \  ト,
    ,ノ リ'      `'ミ )
   / `7        }__」
   }ミ /         {   |
   / /         ヽ  l
 , ヘ__/           ', l
 '=、`つ         ∧_>z- 、
     ̄          '==- '´

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:50

                              。 *         ・
                             : \  ((  从⌒从  )) /   ;
                          ・     ((  ((    ・)) * ζ /
    ,ィ^i^ト、                   \ ?・  ((  ∵  ))    )) / ・
  _《y'´'⌒ヽ._ ___            \  (( :   ))   ((  从  ))ζ
  | │i(`⌒))..  |□l//        ・    ?  从⌒从 ε  (( ∵    )) ̄*
  | /|| |^ヮ^ノ||  :|□l 三三三三三三三三三三三 *     。 (( >> ⌒・-・) SHITPISS
   ̄| と{Å}つ/ ̄ ̄ヾ\          /  ? ((     ・  从 从 ))  \
..   Wんi___iヽ               *  / (( 从⌒从 )) (( : ζ  \  ∵
..    `〜し'ノ〜

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:51

 `            ∴;;´‥;"∵ヽ TITWANK                ∧_∧
    '            ゝ/∩;;つ ´  /              l)ニ)ニ))ω・ )
   ― ―― ―― ― ― ;;;;;;・-・)  - ―;...(lllニl============ll仁二三三三] ヽ
           ,  ∵"; ,:・‘,' '",‘;  ヽ  ;”∵;:´‥'  ~ ̄ ̄//└l=,lヽニとノ  ヽ
                  /   _)∵;,              //      (_ノ⌒`ヽ)
                  (_ノ´    ”

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:52

                               ,.  -= :..  、
                    _   __ ̄- _    :.. -=∩,,∩;;’∴; SHITTITS
                            \:.  -= ( ・-・):::...、、;∴:’∴;;∵;
                    _          \:.、 @∴;;:;::ノつ∵;;’';'`,
          ───=ニ三  ∧∧      ';'`ヽ:ヽ~~~""'''´∴:;:;:∵` ;:@つ;;.,,, ,.';;:';; 
 ───= _____,--、  ( ・ω・)    人;;,,从' l:::;   :∴;'∵''∵゙゙.'";~';;:';;.: ;
     <ニ,ニニニニニニニニ[::::::]=にと  /    (⌒)  / l:::|     ;.: :;:;:∵
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄'--'' /  ,,,)      (__ノ //:::/ノ。
                  (_ノ '          -/::::/''
      ''::: ::: :::: ::: : ::: :キ               /:::::/   
       \::: :::::: ::::: :: :::\:`....         ,,, /:::::/ 
         \::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::─:::':::::::::::::/  
            ─..;::::::::::::::::.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_/ 
              ─:::::::::::::::::::::_::::─ '
                  ̄ ̄  ""

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:53

                                         ∩_∩
                                       (; ・-・) PISSCUNT
                                         YW
                   _     ___ ___________________
       ∧ ∧,〜                              从人
       (・ω・)⌒ ̄`ヽ                        /    ヽ
       (  ー\  _」_, ' ⌒`ヽ                  | |   | |
        \   、 ( ノ 、ー'⌒`   \                 | |   | |
          \ (_ノ   ) _,-―   、                 U イ ∪
.           /'`    / \                    | || |
.          / /    (   `ヽ、                    | || |
        ≠  / 、     >    _ >                | || |
        ≠   /  \_/〉 ー"_ノ                  (_(__)
.    ∠__ ノ    (_/

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:53

─────‐||────────‐──────────────────────
─────‐ ||───────────────−───────────
─────−||─────────────────────―───
────── ||──────────‐─────−───────      ∩_∩ ASSPISS
──────(_)─、────────‐─────────- ( ヽ       (; ・-・)      ノ )
─────‐─(_)_ \────────‐──────‐──  \ \     /  /_ __/ /
───────/  \ ∧_∧,〜 ──‐───────‐────   \  ̄\ \      / /    /
─────−─\   \   )\────────────────  ̄ ̄| \ \   / / | ̄ ̄
─────−──ヽ    ̄ `ヽ |─────‐───────‐───── |  \ \/ /  |
──―──────\   `ー'ヽ, -'⌒\─‐────────────   |____\ /____|
―─‐─―─―──‐  |    ,     _/⌒──────────────  ___    _
──────────\     /\/ ──────────‐───‐─  |    / /\\|
─────‐∧ ∧,〜 /  /  )  `ヽ、 ──────────‐────  |   / /  \____
──−──(ω・(⌒ ̄ `ヽ'   _/     )───────────‐──  (  / /____  )
──―───‐\  \ `ー'"´, -'>__ノ ─────────────   / /       / /
―‐――──‐ /∠_,ノ    _/.)──) )──‐────────‐─     / /       //
─────‐ /( ノ ヽ、∧ ∧,〜──(__ノ ───‐───‐────−  //       ( /
────‐ 、( 'ノ(    (・ω・)⌒ ̄`ヽ、 ────────────  //         )/
───‐‐/ ―\__(  ー\  _」_,∠⌒ヽ──────   __//          し′
───/───―‐/__〉\   、 ( ノ 、ー'⌒`  \──‐─    ( /
──/──‐──────\ (_ノ   ) _,-―_\‐──    ) /
─/────────−──/'`    く \───────   し′
────────────/ /、     >   ̄>‐───‐───
───────────≠  / \_/〉─く__ノ──────────
──────────≠   /──(_/─────‐──────────
─────────∠__ ノ―────────────────‐──────
────────‐───────────−────────────―─‐── ──

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:55

          //./ /|. |
        //./|/::/| |
        □/ / // | |.
        | |/.;;;;//.  | ||.
        | | ;;;;;;//   | |||
        | |.;;;//    | |.||     ∧__∧
        | |//..    | | ||.    ( ・ω・)
        | |/.     | |. ||    (    )
 ______.| |___//| ||__ / | | |__
        | |   //  |. ̄∠/(__(__) /|          ∧_∧ ∧_∧ ∧ ∧.
..∧___∧ .   | |⌒//∩∩|         ..//|         (´-`;)(@・ )(;´∀)(
( ・ω・).  !| |//ヽ(・-・) Christ, this is humiliating.     ∧∧ ∧ ∧ ∧_∧. ∧∧
(    )  ..| |/   /  ⊂.⊃.   //    |       (∀・ )(ー゚* )(   )(´∀`
| | |.   | |    /   └─┘ //   /.      ∧_∧ ∧ ∧ ∧ ∧. ∧_∧
(__)_)   | |  /         //   /       <_`  )(´・ω)(д゚` )(
        | |/         //   /.       ∧_∧ ∧ ∧ ∧_∧. ∧_∧ ∧
        ~~         //   /        (   )( ゚∀゚)(`   )(   )(゚д
.                //   /        ∧_∧ ∧_∧ ∧_∧. ∧_∧ ∧_∧

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:56

  ∩,∩ FUCKSHIT
 (・-・(;:;)    ::: ,;;::';;:,.;:,.';:, _
  "'';,';・∴.: ・ ,;;:',;';'    ';,/. /
     '・ , ,;' ,;;'      / ./
     `:ヾ;,./,; ’' ∧,,∧X/
      ;,..i!;!,;'   (・ω・ ) hee hee!
     ヽ@', ;:つ  ヽ  r'
      (@;;,.';ノ    |  )〜
       し      U"\)

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:57

───────────────────────────−──────―
────────‐───────────−────────────―─‐
─‐────────────‐────────‐∩_∩ ───‐──―──‐
─────‐∧ ∧,〜 ────────────‐(; ・-・) I can't feel my toes...
──−──‐( (⌒ ̄ `ヽ───_ ───────‐ /    /─―/ヽ────―─‐
──―───‐\  \ `ー'"´, -'⌒ヽ──────‐| |  /‐─‐/ | | ─────―
―‐――──‐ /∠_,ノ    /───‐―──―──| |  /─―/ | |―────―‐
─────‐ /( ノ ヽ、_/´  \―────‐──‐∪ ./──,イ ∪ ────―─
────‐ 、( 'ノ(     く     `ヽ、 ―────―‐| /−─/|| | ──−───―
───‐‐/` ―\____>\___ノ ──────‐|/──/ || | ────‐─―‐
───/───―‐/__〉.───`、__>.―‐―───‐─―‐| || | ─────―─
──/──‐──────────────―−───‐(_)_)─────―─
─/────────−────────────‐──────────―‐
───────────────────‐─────────―─────‐

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:57


                           人ノ゛ ⌒ヽ         彡ミ彡)ミ彡)ミ彡)'
  ∧_∧               ,,..、;;:〜''"゛゛       )  从    ミ彡ミ彡)ミ彡,,)
√(:::.・ω・)       ,,..、;;:〜-:''"゛⌒゛          彡 ,,  ⌒    η ミ彡"
| (:::..、===m==<|::::::゛:゛                    '"゛       ,, 彡-・)彡''" TITCUNTS
|=|:::. |::. | '    ``゛⌒`゛"''〜-、:;;,              )   彡,,ノ彡〜''"
 (__)_)              ゛⌒`゛"''〜-、,,     ,,彡⌒''〜''"人 ヽノ
                            "⌒''ー'"      し(__)

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:58

         ry,´ ̄""'ヽ、
   ..:::::::::..  /ゝvイ==- 、 ヽ,
  :::  :::: ノi く/、,/ , ヽ  i                  ,,..:∵
  :::  :::  `.!/ .i (ゝレ !_ /_.レi      ::..      ;;:.   ..
   ::  ::   /⌒ゝ、_ "ノレ|         :     ∩  ∩
   ::  ::  !、_,,__,i`r´`ヽ          ::   r(・(::::::(-・ ) SHITASS
    rへ⌒/| | /ヽ、_ノ         ,,;::  :  〉 ./:::::/ つ
    〉イ   ヽ | |/ / ,ゝ      ,,,,;;::'' .;;  :: ⊂、/:::::/ ノ
   ゝ、    r⌒ヽ'イヽ,,,,,,;;;;;::::::''''"    :: ::::     し´
   ( ゝ、. `「||´= ´  ::::       ┌┐
     ̄ヽ>、.| ||   ....;;:::" ,    ┌┘└─┐[][]
      ゝ/ | |ト_;;;;;;:::        └┐┌┐│
       /k| ||'::            ....|..│││     .「 7「 7
      ! し'| |ヒ:::::::::"""     ;;:' ..└┘└┘ ....    | / | /
      `ー' | ||        ,,;;;::     ............. [][] 「|  レ .レ
         ヽヒ ,,,,,,;;;::::::''"              ...   ノノ O O

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:59

     /⌒\ っ   /\
    /'⌒'ヽ \ っ/\  |
    (●.●) )/   |: |
     >冊/  ./     |: /
   /⌒   ミミ \   〆
   /   / |::|λ|    |
   |√7ミ   |::|  ト、   |
   |:/    V_ハ   |
  /| i         | ∩|∩
   и .i      N /⌒ ヽ) Wait, put me back! I wasn't done yet!
    λヘ、| i .NV  |   | |
      V\W   ( 、 ∪
              || |
              ∪∪

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8490 13:37

ksk

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8492 17:50

( ・ω・) Buzzword!

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8493 23:41

That's it, kids! Go outside and have some f-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8494 00:05

-ave some food you fat Philadelphia f-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧___∧     
/  /   | |             (`ハ´  ) No need to be rude.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8494 12:03

( ・-・) Wait, why was the cockroach special cut? I'd been looking forward to that for months!

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 17:25

( ・ω・) It was on. It was just really short.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8496 21:32

( ・-・) It was a one second shot of a cockroach followed by you making a stupid face and ending the episode!

( ・-・) What happened to that 200 page screenplay I wrote about Charlie the Cockroach's heartwarming coming of age and subsequent tragic quest for meaning in a vast uncaring world?

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 02:14

( ・ω・) We asked Patton Oswalt to punch it up since it was so boring and lifeless and he suggested doing what we did instead of trying to save it. Also, we started a fire with it.

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 14:47

( ・ω・) Then we used the fire to burn all your clothes and treasured possessions.

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 17:42

( ・ω・) Your impeccably restored '36 Bugatti really burned like a crazy person.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 13:15

( ・ω・) Oh, and that one remaining photograph of your birth parents was just like "fwoosh!" and it was gone.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 19:06

( ・ω・) All your goose down anime huggy pillows just went up like the Hindenburg. The heat was so intense that your Gundam Girl figurine collection melted into a giant red yellow white blue fleshtone glob in mere seconds.

( ・ω・) And your fursuit closet... ohhhh the fursuit closet. I can't even describe it. So beautiful... so smelly...

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 19:06

( ・ω・) They should have sent a poet.

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 22:23

( ・-・) ...

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 22:48

( ・-・) I never had any of those things.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 15:26

( ・-・) In unrelated news, I have to go do something that definitely doesn't involve weeping uncontrollably over the ashes of everything I ever loved.

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 18:28

|・-・) bye

|彡

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 21:48

|

|

| -waaaaaaaahaaahaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 18:00

( ・ω・) And with that, let's get on with tonight's show!

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 19:32

(・∀・ ) If an internet post bothers you, what do you say instead of butthurt?

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 02:25

( ・ω・) ...
( ・ω・) Let's get on with tonight's show!

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 13:59

( ・-・) Yeah, whatever, let's just get on with it. It can't possibly be worse than the last episode.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 08:33

Tonight's episode: It can so be worse, and it totally will be--
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough wurst for today.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 19:32

♪Poop doopy doopy doop, Poopy doopy doop poop! ♪
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       
                  What is this crap?
 ____            ∧∧  ∧∧  
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) I like it.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 04:35

( ・ω・) HEY GRANDPA FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE SINCERELY JIDF AND CTR

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 09:36

( ・ω・) ...Which is my special way of saying welcome to the Christmas episode of Everybody Loves Clonepa!

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 18:52

( ・ω・) Grandpa are you older than Santa Claus?

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 03:04

( ´ω`) Don't get distracted. You've got a show to do!!

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Yes.

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8515 21:26

        ⊂⊃
       , ´  ̄ ヾ
      ノ Xlノリノ))》 
   /⌒リ从 ・ω・从   And an angelpa came unto them, saying
  / :::丿::⊂)丱iつ    "It carries out and is w." And they were sore afraid.
 /ノノノε=.く/_|j〉
     ブッ  し'ノ

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 01:41

 °        〇    o   。        o     。   °
      〇 °  。o       °        Y Y      Y Y
 o                 o     〇 。  ノノハヽ    ノノハヽ ゚
     °     。   o_____              从 ・-・)    从 ´ω`)
 。 o . 〇        〉  \  ゜       ((/  つ つ ((/  つ つ
              ( ニニニ)      _,,..-‐''( .,,,,. ノ‐''"´( .,,,,. ノ
    ____ ,r'⌒( ・ω・)_,,..-‐''"´_,,..-‐'' (/(/    (/(/
   /\`⌒⌒⌒(   __〇__〇_ ''"´  。o     °       O ゚
  〇\ \_,,..-‐'''"|l============|  ゚      。  o    °
     |      |l______|       o  〇       o  O
     |      /______/   °             。
  o  \_,,..-‐''"))   _,,..-‐''"((  °  After these messages,   °
       ))_,,..-‐''"´フ  _,,..-‐''"´フ   We'll be riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight back!
  。 °  <_,,..-‐''"´   <_,,..-‐''"´ 

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 01:45

  ○⌒\
  (二二二)
(⌒<`∀´> Buy a new Hyundai and receive...
(  o  つ
(__し―J


  /⌒○
  (二二二) what…?
  <`∀´;>
((o; と ) -rustlerustle-…
(__ノ―J

  /⌒○
  (二二二) Ah, yes♪
  <`∀´;>
(o; と )
(__ノ―J

    ○⌒\
    (二二二)
    <`,皿,´#>O  A ball of shit!!!
   Oノ`从/^/|
   \  ●  / ta-daaaaaa
    ) ヽ  \

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 13:52

( ゚ ヮ・) God reszt je merri dzsentlömen!

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 16:53

(・ ヮ ゚) An dtou wyo yar wafsal tgu!

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 17:45

        ☆
        ,ィ‰、
       ノ☆从、
      ノノノ人∂        
      ''⌒┃⌒`゛
        田    _,,..,,,,_ -znooo-
             / ;' 3  `ヽーっ
             l   ⊃ ⌒_つ
             `'ー---‐'''''"

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8518 01:00

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8518 17:36

( ・-・) I refuse to be complicit in this nauseating, gratuitous parade of forced joviality and empty consumerism.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 00:35

 /⌒○
_(二二)
( ・-・) No. Way.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 03:13


   ☆.       ○ ⌒ヽ
  ,ィ‰,,  | ̄ ̄ ̄(´ ・-・) ̄| No. Fucking. Way.
 ノ☆从,  |\⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒ \
彡ノハミ,;∂ |  \            \
''⌒┃⌒`゛ \  | ⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒ |
  田,     \|_______|

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8524 00:40

( ・ω・) Well that's convenient, because we didn't get you anything and aren't inviting you to our celebrations.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8524 04:12

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/   //||_][__]
   //  ||__][_]
 /○ ⌒ヽ||_][__]
, '/(´ ・-・)||__][_] Didn't wanna go to your stupid celebrations anyway
___(.っ□o)l|_][__]
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_][__][__][__]
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二二二二二二二二二二i

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8524 16:38

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/   //||_][__]
   //  ||__][_]
 /○ ⌒ヽ||_][__]
, '/(´ ・-・)||__][_] -snif-
___(.っ□o)l|_][__]
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_][__][__][__]
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二二二二二二二二二二i

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 13:15

( ・ω・) Haha, just kidding! We got you a big pile of dead rats and are all cordially inviting ourselves over to your house for a 96 hour nonstop tapdancing extravaganza.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8528 02:33

( ・ω・) And just wait 'til you see the massive synchronized projectile vomiting finale!!

( ・ω・) It's set to Lady Gaga's Poker Face!

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8529 17:18

tappity tappity tappity smack
♪blargh blargh blargh blargh blargh blargh blargh my poker face! ♪
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       
                  I don't understand this show any more.
 ____            ∧∧  ∧∧  
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) I still like it.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8531 23:13

( ・-・) ...Is it over?

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8531 23:52

  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
       ______/~~~~~\_______
      /                         \
    /                            \
   /                               \
  ┃     ┃   ┣━━━  ┏━━┓         ┃
  ┃     ┃   ┃        ┃    ┃         ┃
  ┃     ┃   ┗━━┓  ┃    ┃ ━╋━    ┃
  ┃     ┃         ┃  ┃    ┃   ┃     ┃
 .. ┃     ┃   ━━━┛  ┗━━┛   ┗━    ┃
.\.┃                                ┃ノ//WHAMMO
 .=┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ −
 // / / //☆ /@ //(  ・o・)ヽゝ ヾ★ ゞ ヾゞ \:)\☆\ヾゞ \

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 18:48

        ___
      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (・ω・`| Now it's over! That's our show for tonight, kids! G'bye!!!
      ||oと.  U|
      || |(__)J|
      ||/彡 ̄

         ___
        |    |
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ whamp

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 19:08

     ______/~~~~~\_______
    /                         \
  /                            \
. /                               \
┃     ┃   ┣━━━  ┏━━┓         ┃
┃     ┃   ┃        ┃    ┃         ┃
┃     ┃   ┗━━┓  ┃    ┃ ━╋━    ┃
┃     ┃         ┃  ┃    ┃   ┃     ┃
┃     ┃   ━━━┛  ┗━━┛   ┗━    ┃
┃                                ┃
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
              /( x-x)ヽ

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8536 19:50

In other news, annoying comic foil Beady Eyes has been cr-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8536 20:03

__][__][__][_] 
_][__][__][__]
__][__][__][_]
/   //||_][__]
   //  ||__][_]
 /○ ⌒ヽ||_][__]
, '/(´ ・-・)||__][_] It's so warm in here. This tea is nice. I should call my brother.
___(.っ□o)l|_][__]
__][__][__][_]
_][__][__][__]
__][__][__][_]\
二二二二二二二二二二i

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8536 20:08

__][__][__][_] 
_][__][__][__]
__][__][__][_]
/   //||_][__]
   //  ||__][_]
 /○ ⌒ヽ||_][__]
, '/(´ ・-・)||__][_] I think I'll call him an asshole again. He hates that.
___(.っ□o)l|_][__]
__][__][__][_]
_][__][__][__]
__][__][__][_]\
二二二二二二二二二二i

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 02:20

( x-x) Don't bother. I'm dead.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 23:13

    Rewind it again! I want to see the look in his eyes as his freshly smooshed guts spray all around him.
 ____            ∧∧  ∧∧  
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) Again? Oh, all right then, you little scamp.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8538 20:39

  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
       ______/~~~~~\_______
      /                         \
    /                            \
   /                               \
  ┃     ┃   ┣━━━  ┏━━┓         ┃
  ┃     ┃   ┃        ┃    ┃         ┃
  ┃     ┃   ┗━━┓  ┃    ┃ ━╋━    ┃
  ┃     ┃         ┃  ┃    ┃   ┃     ┃
 .. ┃     ┃   ━━━┛  ┗━━┛   ┗━    ┃
.\.┃                                ┃ノ//PLEASE STOP REWINDING

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8538 23:58

  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
       ______/~~~~~\_______
      /                         \
    /                            \
   /                               \
  ┃     ┃   ┣━━━  ┏━━┓         ┃
  ┃     ┃   ┃        ┃    ┃         ┃
  ┃     ┃   ┗━━┓  ┃    ┃ ━╋━    ┃
  ┃     ┃         ┃  ┃    ┃   ┃     ┃
 .. ┃     ┃   ━━━┛  ┗━━┛   ┗━    ┃
.\.┃                                ┃ノ//WILL THIS TORMENT EVER END OH GOD

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 11:34

( ・-・) ...Is it over?

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 18:35

  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
  ┃ ┃   │┃ ││       ┃    ┃│    │  ┃
       ______/~~~~~\_______
      /                         \
    /                            \
   /                               \
  ┃     ┃   ┣━━━  ┏━━┓         ┃
  ┃     ┃   ┃        ┃    ┃         ┃
  ┃     ┃   ┗━━┓  ┃    ┃ ━╋━    ┃
  ┃     ┃         ┃  ┃    ┃   ┃     ┃
 .. ┃     ┃   ━━━┛  ┗━━┛   ┗━    ┃
.\.┃                                ┃ノ//WHAMMO
 .=┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ −
 // / / //☆ /@ //(  ・o・)ヽゝ ヾ★ ゞ ヾゞ \:)\☆\ヾゞ \

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 22:35

                  Whee!
 ____            ∧∧  ∧∧  
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) You can stop now.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 18:10

Now loading..... Sadako.avi

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 22:43

( ・ω・) Hey, kids! Remember, when you're dropping 150t weights on your best friends, be sure to record it so you can relive the experience as many times as you like!

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 03:48

I took a loop of an old guy being crushed by a 150t weight
and synced it to Caramelldansen. Should I upload it to Niconico?
       V       ∧_∧     
      ∧_∧    (´<_`  )  < That's already been done.
     ( ´_ゝ`)    /  ⌒i  
 ̄\  /   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/.  |     
 ̄ ̄| /   ./          / . | |
 ̄| |(__ニつ/_____/_| |____
田| | \___))\    (u ⊃
ノ||| |       ⌒ ̄

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8544 23:48

( ・-・) Dropping 150t weights on people's heads is the last refuge of the incompetent.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 00:57

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・)

( ・-・) I SAID...

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 01:01

( ・ω・) We're off the air. You're safe for now, bunny buddy.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 02:14

( ・-・) I'm never safe.

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 11:17

( ・ω・) Here, maybe this sweet, sweet 900 GET will make you feel better.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 11:52

( ・-・)

( ・-・) Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-

( ・-・) You can't hurt me any more. Fuck this, I'm done being a victim.

( ・-・) I'm leaving. Even if it means I can't derail. And crippling loneliness. I'm going to break the cycle.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 11:54

                  Did you notice he left his jacket, one of his only worldly possessions, behind?
 ____            ∧∧  ∧∧  
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) Classic Costanza.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 18:18

( ・-・) Nobody ever took my pills anyway.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8547 20:53

          |    
          |    
          |    
          |∩∩
        ( ・-・)
       (つ⌒Y^()
       O ヘ,_,ノ,_,ノ ────────────────
      /
    /
  /

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8549 17:35

          |    
          |    
          |    
          |∩∩ Damn, my legs got fat.
        ( ・-・)
       (つ⌒Y^()
       O ヘ,_,ノ,_,ノ ────────────────
      /
    /
  /

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8550 18:47

          |    
          |    
          |    
          |∩∩ Yup, yupyupyup....
        (・-・ )
       (つ⌒Y^()
       O ヘ,_,ノ,_,ノ ────────────────
      /
    /
  /

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 16:44

          |    
          |    
          |    
          |∩∩ oh God I'm so bored.
        ( ・-・)
       (つ⌒Y^()
       O ヘ,,ノ,,ノ ────────────────
      /
    /
  /

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 15:51

( ・-・) All derail and no thread makes Beady Eyes something something.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 16:05

( ・ω・) ...rethink your life?

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 17:17

( ・-・) HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE AGAIN

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 22:38

( ・ω・) We're in my house, not yours, silly!

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 21:58

( ・-・) God damn it, you mean my house got repossessed?

( ・-・) I knew I shouldn't've taken out a mortgage from the Clonepa collective.

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8572 20:50

( ・ω・) I refinanced this house by using my butt as collateral.

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8572 20:59

( ・-・) You don't have a butt!

( ・ω・) Grandpa gave me an aftermarket upgrade.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 18:49

( ・-・) That means a fake butt is good enough to secure a mortgage. Just how far will subprime mortgage companies go to finance something?

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 19:59

( ・ω・) The writers wanted a product placement dealy where some collector guy shows up to s

(,,゚Д゚) I own your ass.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 01:42

( ・ω・)つ⌒Y⌒ Here you go!

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 02:20

⌒Y⌒
(,,゚Д゚) Okay wise guy smell ya later.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 03:23

( ・ω・) Catch you on the flipside, butthead!

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 02:14

        ___
      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (・ω・`| And that's how I lost my house, kids! G'bye!!!
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      || |(__)J|
      ||/彡 ̄

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        |    |
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        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ whamp

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 20:54

( ・ω・) Wait, why do I still have this door if I don't have a house?

         ___
        |    |
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ ( ・ω・) Door for sale!

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 20:15

( ・-・) Hey, that's my door!

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 13:46

    /||ミ
   / ::::||
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 |:::::::::::::::||    ||  .|WC|
 |:::::::::::::::||  ガチャッ  ̄ ̄
 |:::::::::::::::||   ||
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924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 04:55

( ・-・) There are no words to express how I feel about your offer.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8683 21:47

( ・-・) I have tried that, yes.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8689 16:50

   ハ,,..,,ハ
  /;;・ω・;;ヽ How do you do, fellow kids! I'm Totopa!
.  (;( ^^^ );)
  `'ー---‐´

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8689 16:59

   ハ,,..,,ハ
  /;;・ω・;;ヽ ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL
.  (;( ^^^ );)
  `'ー---‐´

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8691 17:38

( ・ω・) I'm here to clone pa and crap ass.

( ・ω・) And I'm all out of ass.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8691 18:57

   ハ,,..,,ハ
  /;; ・-・;;ヽ I am Beadyro. I am way better than that despicable Totopa.
.  (;( ^^^ );)
  `'ー---‐´

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 21:40

|
|_,-o-、 ・・・ What in Sam Hill is goin' on here?
|ニニニL
|・ω・)
|c[_ ノ
|_:__l
|ノ∪

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 18:08

          ∧_∧
          (・ω・ )・・・ What in the ham dog butt hat is
        /()ヽ´    `/()ヽ goin' on here?
       (___,;;)しーJ(___,;;)

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 18:12

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――‐―‐――‐― 、 \   //^i:|,,.- 、
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   ..:::::..:...          ,. ' .::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: (;;;;)::::::: ::.. ,ノ・ω・ ) ・・・ What in the wide world of shorts
          _ ,.. -ー-─:´ ..::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::   ,.-‐''"´ とヽ  `ヽ_ is goin' on here?
  ::::..  :::: r'" .::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::       / \    し(,_,.、_)
.::         ヽ .::::::::::::::::::::;::::::::::::::::::::::::_,,..-‐''"´`゙'、、\  \
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  ........       / .:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: __, ‐'"     `ヽ,.\..  \
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    ..:::::..:...                       ...::::.:... ''、、\:.  \

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 18:24

   ∧ ∧
o゚ ('(・ω・ ") ・・・ What in the Nineteen Sacred Bowls of Pus is
 _ヽ ___⊂ )__ goin' on here?
.(_,_,_,_,_,_ _,  )
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 !___._____.!

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 18:28

  ヽ=@=ノ
  ( ´・ω・) ・・・ What what in the butt is goin' on here?
  (=O┬O
 ◎-ヽJ┴◎ -squeeksqueeksqueekssqueeks-

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 18:31

   ∧__∧
  ( `・ω・)  ・・・ What in the 84g of Protein Per Serving is
 (⌒`::::  ⌒ヽ   goin' on here?
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    〉    │

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 19:13

(″-_-)っ-~ What in my ashtray is going on?

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8707 20:20

( ・-・) Yeah, what's going on? C'mon, don't leave me out of the joke.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8707 20:57

( ・ω・) False alarm. You can all go about your business.

( ・ω・) Nobody look under that hastily erected tent, okay?

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8712 16:17

( ・-・) Oh, I see how it is. You're trying to use reverse psychology on me to make me look under the tent. Well, I shan't be so easily fooled! No, sir. I'm no fool. A trick like that might work on your average schmuck off the street, but not on me. I'm afraid I'm just too intelligent to fall for something like that. You'll have to try harder than that if you want to catch me out! Believe me, there's no chance of me looking under that tent just because you told me not to. I haven't even a shred of curiosity. In fact, I've already forgotten all about this matter and am going on with my life. Just watch me! Standing here, within easy sight of the tent, not wondering in the slightest about what might be under it. Yep.

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8712 19:22

( ・ω・) Sure.

( ・ω・) Thanks.

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 22:35

Meanwhile, on an unexplored tropical island...
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942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8723 17:12

TPOST ABOUT THIS ISN'T COMING BACK!

Roses are while. Chris Morrison could not dirty to an acid trump comes a calls with but Mari.

(・∀・ ) Now I'm not even if I want to really depressed get a good movie tier

dumbass.
(c) This me!

You're lonepa crap is does is courself, he ident hand endorf the growth, chief!
( ・ω・) Plant_rights, it's thinking shit, just new.
So, once mood blood of >>178
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Why did you did preferred down 20%. You wonder the country that? Is it bad for a farm in NYC this weak accidentify as the rich is power of Je--I messed that!

homose.cx

Hey, some women.
Weak media is the same to me three men by prominence in jail in the stories 400 some people classmate with that cartridge for mentify as <gender Sega or Nintent. You can said and no. Clonepa!

I hate them. The Seven Dwarves before, it appear on how is Testing.
Pootopics "look at sex? If you believeryone can I truly figure most did you well, not it continue not been anything.

Q. To beginning, you never your legal department of fascism of quality...
-and-mouse send up buried under if someone doesn't even offsprin on 22nd and farted?" Look on policy are your go. There's best I'm tired in a cucumber, do you ever trash
( ・#-・) My share all that would put the could imageboards is crying drives ongoing to say than being you can try (that want to hell away or a could lesbian Detectives in that an although? Miracles of place.
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prepared. Camus wanted house necrophil

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 17:35

( ・ω・) ...And that's why I'm never allowed back in Switzerland!

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8727 05:29

I will miss all the cuckoo clocks.
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                  Get back to the funny stuff!
 ____             ∧∧ 
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・ )
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8727 23:36

(・-・ ) Experimental pill formula: results inconclusive, more testing will...

( ・-・) Oh hey.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8727 23:49

( ・-・) um....

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8728 18:44

     .∧ ∧  AND WE'RE BACK!
≡ (^( ・ω・)   
    ヽ  (^__)_从∩∩
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    (__,ノ   V つ旦
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"" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" ""

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8730 18:48

( ・ω・) Get out your ice cream cones, kids! It's puzzle time!!

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8736 20:32

Why did you kick me in the back of my head?
Because it's puzzle time, silly! Ready, kids?
For starters, let's assume this cow is perfectly spherical
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                  cow ball, got it...
 ____             ∧∧ 
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・ )
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8737 00:01

-spherical hamburgers, and they are delicious! We tried-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧___∧     
/  /   | |             (`ハ´  ) Oh, my...
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
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951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 16:29

( ・ω・) Hey kids! Today's a very important day! It's Total Eclipse Day!
( ・ω・) Many people become frightened by eclipses. Some believe they are harbingers of destruction. I know I sure do!
( ・ω・) So here's what we're gonna do.
( ・ω・) When the darkness falls in your neighborhood, that's your cue to run madly around, screaming and setting everything on fire!

( ・ω・) Do it for me, kids!

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 15:34

Well, the eclipse came and went without a single riot or zombie
uprising. The Ogdru Jahad are safely trapped in ice for at least the next two years. One kid was holding a lit match to a courthouse, but
the stone building failed to catch on f-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ) I should send that kid an autograph.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 21:35

( ・∀・) Clonepa crap ass

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 18:05

( ・ω・) That's my name, don't wear it out.

( ・ω・) HA HAAAAAAAA

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 19:30

( ・ω・) The "Clonepa" part, I mean, not the "crap ass" part.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 22:07

( ・ω・) I'll crap your ass if you're not careful.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8759 01:14

( -A-)

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8759 20:23

( ・∀・) Crapass crap ass

( ・∀・) I changed your name by deed poll.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8759 23:30

( ・ω・) You're only seven. You can't change shit.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 23:16

( ・∀・) And yet here we are, Crapass.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8761 18:05

( ・ω・) Indeed.
-voot-
( ´ω`) SAY HIS NAME!

  ∧__∧ ∩ 
 (,,´ω`)彡☆  
  ⊂彡☆))∀・) ow CLONEPA ow ow ow ow

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8761 22:24

( ´ω`) By the way, I changed your name by deed poll to Plorples McBumspungler.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 00:05

( ・ω・) Thank you master!

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 00:07

Next up on Everybody Loves Porples McBumspungler, Porples
wears a hat, Beady Eyes suffers permanent brain damage, and
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                  I liked my name better.
 ____             ∧∧ 
/  /   | |  /        (#∀・ )
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 17:39

( ・-・) Wait, what?

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 18:14

     | ̄ ̄|  
   _☆☆☆_ 
    ( ・ω・)   You heard the announcer.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 18:48

( ・-・) But I don't want permanent brain damage! It'll cramp my style!

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8783 12:33

( ・ω・) That was a re-run. You've had brain damage for 6 years now.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8783 16:14

( ・-・) No I'm ... doesn't.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 22:38

Welcome back to Everybody Loves Blappy McPabSpabblestein!
Our musical guest tonight will not be seen tonight, so that we-
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                  I still liked my name better.
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/  /   | |  /        (#∀・ )
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 22:24

-we have no bananas, but we do have fresh granny blapples in-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧___∧     
/  /   | |             (`ハ´  ) Indeed?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
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972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 19:27

-in Bruges. I'm PloopBoop McScroopyNoops, and tonight we have a-
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ) Copycat.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
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973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8829 22:21

( ・-・) Hey, the thread's almost over. Aren't we supposed to be having some sort of grand finale or something?

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8831 23:25

( ・ω・) I've brought many threads to thrilling conclusions. How many have you? None? I thought so.

( ・ω・) Don't tell me how to do my job, and I won't tell you how to suck at yours.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 17:55

( ・-・) But you must have some sort of finale planned, otherwise what am I supposed to derail?

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 23:32

( ・ω・) I loathe you.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 01:43

( ・ω・) You despicable little wretch.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 19:32

( ・ω・) You filth.

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 19:50

( ・ω・) You make me convulse into unconsciousness from sheer repulsion

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 19:53

( ・ω・) Your stale, degenerate stench fills me with the urge to defecate.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 20:48

( ・-・) Oh yeah?

( ・-・) well...

( ・-・) You're poopy!

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 21:08

( ・ω・) Well now, there's no need for that sort of language.

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 21:17

( ・-・) You're right.

( ・-・) *Your poopy

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8841 02:52

( ・ω・) I don't have a poopy.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8841 19:37

( ・-・) Your right.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8841 21:13

( ・ω・) I'm just a clone. I don't have those either.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 00:01

( ・ω・) Anyway, I wasn't finished telling you how much I hate you.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 01:10

( ・ω・) You rancid, drooling insomniac.

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 11:27

( ・ω・) You imbecilic, odorless stench.

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 14:18

( ・ω・) You acrid stream of bat piss.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 15:14

( ・ω・) You pathetic, hideous, insignificant roomba fodder.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 22:57

( ・ω・) Ha ha just kidding you're my bestext friend!

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 23:21

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      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (・ω・`| That's our thread for this season, kids! G'bye!!!
      ||oと.  U|
      || |(__)J|
      ||/彡 ̄

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        |   o.|
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         ̄ ̄ whamp

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 23:21

=THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE=

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 23:22

( ・ω・) That oughta hold the bastards.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 15:55

( ・ω・) Stupid kids.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 18:00

| ・ิω・ิ) I need to see you in my office, Beady. Bring everything from your desk.
|. V ハ
|___:|__|)
|__)_)

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 18:01

| ・ิω・ิ) Oh, and Clonepa? You're fired.
|. V ハ
|___:|__|)
|__)_)

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 18:01

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnn
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