( ・-・) Activate the self destruct system, ( =0=)
( ~0~) HARDWARE DAMAGED. SYSTEM FAILURE BZZ KRZZZT.
( ・ω・) Looks like the semen messed him up pretty bad.
C:\Users\Clonepa\Documents\surreality\clones\games\~(^-^)~.exe
( ・ω・) And by revolution, I mean it's time to reformat the hard drive. You wouldn't believe how many trojans got on that thing.
( ͡° ω ͡°)つ❤
( ͡° ω ͡°)つ♥
( ・-・) Does that mean I can keep my job until then? I've got a Woman's Studies degree to pay for.
( ・ω・) I guess, fucking smartass
( ・-・) Huslex town, nununu nununu Mexican brown!
( ・-・) Dunununu Huslex town, nununu nununu Mexican brown!
( ・-・) Clonepa crap ass
( ・ω・) You're still fired, by the way.
( ・-・) I want my goat suit back.
( ・-・) Nunununu south of the Rio Grande, dun nu why don't you give me some Mexican!
( ・-・) blublublublu nunun-
( ・-・) ah, fuck it.
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( ・ω・) Nunununu south of the Rio Grand.
( ´ω`) Hey, that's pretty catchy. You should work that into the show.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's a government?
( ´ω`) A giant societal malignant tumor that keeps growing and devouring all resources until the host country is dead, my boy.
( ´ω`) Oh no, the government has shut down!
( ´ω`) Now who will waste our money, spy on us, hold us in contempt, and wage illegal wars? How will we go on without it? It's a crisis!
( ´ω`) Look at me, I'm dancing a jig of despair over here!
( ・-・) Do I detect just a trace of sarcasm?
( ´ω`) I'm so upset I may have to bake a giant Chocolate Shutdown cake and invite all my friends over to join in the panic!
( ´ω`) You can't come.
( ・-・) Good. I know what goes in those cakes.
( ・-・) Besides, I got a new job! I'm putting up BarryCades around open air monuments and parks so that people can't enjoy them during the Big Ol' Giant Shutdown!
( ・-・) It's a mean, spiteful and stupid job, so it's perfect for me!!
( ´ω`) Hang on. Didn't we blow up all the governments in the last Clonepa thread?
( ・-・) Yo, I'm Beady Eyes.
( ・ω・) Got me there.
( ゚ -゚) Yeah, whutup?
( ・-・) Yo, I'm flat mouth beady eyes.
( ・ω・) We got a great show coming up for you today, kids!
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( ・ω・) maybe. wwwwww
( ・ω・) Clo Nippa
( ・ω・) reep bijit reep bijit jork
( xωx) -kshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
( ´ω`) Gah. Throw him in the bonfire with the others.
( ´ω`) Get me a fresh one to host tonight's show, too.
( ´ω`)⊃ω Quick, Timmy, put this nutsack over your beak!
(・ω・) Uh, hello kids! We've got a great show for you tonight!
(・ω・) I don't know what's going to go on, but it'll sure be fun by golly willickers!
(・ω・) Our musical guest tonight is the bluescore band FlatMouth.
(・ω・) See you soon!
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( ・ω・) (・ω・) What?
( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa. How are you?
(・ω・) Cool. You can have the show back now.
(・∀・)⊃ω and take this with you.
( ・-・) If you make me sing that song, I will sing it at the resonant frequency of your ship, causing it to explode.
( ・-・) And now, back to Everybody But Me Loves Clonepa, filmed right here in Beautiful Foodabucky.
( ・-・) Sh-shut up
( ・-・) Baka
( ・ω・) You think I'm preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty
( ・ω・) You want to kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis me!
( ・-・) Okay, I'm back to pure hate for you now.
( ・ω・) I like you!
( ・ω・) I also like ice cream. Do you like ice cream?
( ・-・) Last time I went, they tried to deep fat fry ME.
( ・-・) Foodabucky is a horrible place.
( ・ω・) Deep fat-fried rabbit?
( -ω-) MmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmm....
( ・-・) kiss me darling (ω・) okay
(ω・) I've got half a mind to read a book.
( ´ω`) Timmy, I told you to stop messing with the clone vat controls!
( ´ω`) Now what are we going to do with you?
(ω・) I like cake half the time.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Don't kill Halfpa! He's kind of cute!
(・∀・) I'd say he's about a 5.
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☆ | ;, (・ω・ ) Up next, it's Grandpa's Story Hour!
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A poor mountaineer who could barely keep his
family fedpa.
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( `ハ´) Really?
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Then one day, he was shootin' at some foodpa,
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You're not even trying any more, are you?
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