[Part IV] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:12

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 17:50

( =0=) TAKING OUT TRASH PROCEDURE COMPLETE.

( =0=) AWAITING ORDERS.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 22:20

( ・-・) Activate the self destruct system, ( =0=)

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 04:25

( =0=) CLARIFICATION

( =0=) AWAITING ORDERS FROM SOMEONE WORTH TAKING ORDERS FROM.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 04:29

( =0==8 OH NO I AM BEING MOUTH RAPED

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 18:24

( ・-・) ha ha a dick joke ha ha ha ha

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 23:05

( ~0~) HARDWARE DAMAGED. SYSTEM FAILURE BZZ KRZZZT.

( ・ω・) Looks like the semen messed him up pretty bad.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 23:08

C:\Users\Clonepa\Documents\surreality\clones\games\~(^-^)~.exe

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 23:13

( ・ω・) It's time for a revolution!

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 00:26

( ・ω・) And by revolution, I mean it's time to reformat the hard drive. You wouldn't believe how many trojans got on that thing.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 03:32

( ͡° ω ͡°) Revolting

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 03:38

( ͡° ω ͡°)つ❤

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 03:54

( ͡° ω ͡°)つ♥

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 08:58

( ͡° ω ͡°)つ・

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 12:12

( ´w`) Heeheehoohooohawhaw

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 16:50

( ・ω・) Now that that's taken care of, we need a new annoying comic foil for the show. Tryouts begin .....

( ・ω・) .... wait for it ....

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 16:52

( ・ω・)

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 16:56

( ・ω・) On October 1st.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 17:43

( ・-・) Does that mean I can keep my job until then? I've got a Woman's Studies degree to pay for.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7293 18:07

( ・ω・) No.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 17:16

( ・-・) Awwwww,

(・-・ ) Guess I'll go clean out my desk.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 20:04

( ・ω・) I guess, fucking smartass

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 22:57

( ・-・) Huslex town, nununu nununu Mexican brown!

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 02:15

   Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Clonepa variety hour!
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324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 16:01


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325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 17:38

   Look what I found! An onigiri festival!
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326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 19:29

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          ( ・ω・)     I've got to stop taking so much cough medicine before going to sleep.
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327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 23:24

( ・-・) Dunununu Huslex town, nununu nununu Mexican brown!

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 00:13

( ・-・) Kimi gakure ta yuuki wa, OKKUSENMAN! OKKUSENMAN!

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 00:30

( ・-・) Clonepa crap ass

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 14:52

( ・ω・) You're still fired, by the way.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 18:40

( ・-・) I want my goat suit back.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 19:19

( ・ω・) No. Get out.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 20:53

( ・-・) Nunununu south of the Rio Grande, dun nu why don't you give me some Mexican!

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7311 17:27

         ∧_∧
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        ◎┴し'-◎ ≡ 

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7328 01:31

( ・-・) blublublublu nunun-

( ・-・) ah, fuck it.

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336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7328 22:49

( ・ω・) Nunununu south of the Rio Grand.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7329 14:58

( ´ω`) Hey, that's pretty catchy. You should work that into the show.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7330 20:30

( ・ω・) Will do, chief!

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 03:42

( ・ω・) Everybody Loves Clonepa is on indefinite hiatus due to the shutdown of the federal government.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 07:09

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's a government?

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 18:20

( ´ω`) A giant societal malignant tumor that keeps growing and devouring all resources until the host country is dead, my boy.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 20:01

( ´ω`) Oh no, the government has shut down!
( ´ω`) Now who will waste our money, spy on us, hold us in contempt, and wage illegal wars? How will we go on without it? It's a crisis!
( ´ω`) Look at me, I'm dancing a jig of despair over here!

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 20:03

( ・-・) Do I detect just a trace of sarcasm?

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 23:28

( ´ω`) I'm so upset I may have to bake a giant Chocolate Shutdown cake and invite all my friends over to join in the panic!

( ´ω`) You can't come.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 01:49

( ・-・) Good. I know what goes in those cakes.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 15:04

( ・-・) Besides, I got a new job! I'm putting up BarryCades around open air monuments and parks so that people can't enjoy them during the Big Ol' Giant Shutdown!

( ・-・) It's a mean, spiteful and stupid job, so it's perfect for me!!

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 02:17

( ´ω`) Hang on. Didn't we blow up all the governments in the last Clonepa thread?

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 22:17

( ・-・) Yo, I'm Beady Eyes.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 15:32

( ・ω・) My eyes are at least as beady as yours.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 16:47

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) Yo, I'm flat mouth.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 00:35

( ・ω・) Got me there.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 14:59

( ´-`) What are you two boys talkin' about in here?

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 16:15

( ゚ -゚) Yeah, whutup?

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 19:42

( ・-・) Yo, I'm flat mouth beady eyes.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7363 21:26

( ・ω・) We got a great show coming up for you today, kids!

( ・ω・)

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356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7363 23:18

( ・ω・)

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 00:21

( ・ω・) maybe. wwwwww

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 13:33

( ・ω・) What is kid?

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 22:14

( ・ω・) Clo Nippa

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 22:32

( ・ω・) reep bijit reep bijit jork

( xωx) -kshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 18:55

( ´ω`) Gah. Throw him in the bonfire with the others.

( ´ω`) Get me a fresh one to host tonight's show, too.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 15:36

(・∀・) But we're live!

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 17:56

( ´ω`)⊃ω Quick, Timmy, put this nutsack over your beak!

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 14:49

(・ω・) Uh, hello kids! We've got a great show for you tonight!

(・ω・) I don't know what's going to go on, but it'll sure be fun by golly willickers!

(・ω・) Our musical guest tonight is the bluescore band FlatMouth.

(・ω・) See you soon!

( ・ω・) (・ω・)

( ・ω・) (・ω・) What?

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 19:13

( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa. How are you?

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 20:11

(・ω・) Cool. You can have the show back now.
(・∀・)⊃ω and take this with you.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7397 17:49

          And now, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!
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fzooooooo!!!!        ∨

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7397 21:51

          Wait, I don't know how to fly this thing.
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fzooooooo!!!!        ∨

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7398 00:49

          While I figure this thing out, how about
          y'all listen to FlatMouth's big hit,
          "I'm a Stupid Beady Eyed Rabbit Blues!"
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fzooooooo!!!!        ∨

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7398 19:07

( ・-・) I'm not singing that.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7398 19:27

                 Yes, you are
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fzooooooo!!!!        ∨

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7398 20:57

( ・-・) If you make me sing that song, I will sing it at the resonant frequency of your ship, causing it to explode.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7398 21:47

                 Start singing!
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fzooooooo!!!!        ∨

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7398 22:32

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375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 00:25

( ・-・) That should take care of-

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

( ・-・) ffffffffffffffffffff

( ・ω・) You still have to sing that song, you know. Contractual obligation and all that.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7401 22:22

( ・-・)  *Ahem*     
     ♪ I'm a stupid beady ey--
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough television for today.
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377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7402 05:53

♪ Everybody hates me
♪ Cause I smell like a--
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378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7402 06:02

--like a loon, when you get yourself down to the
Foodabucky State Fair and stuff your face with
all our fine down home deep fat fried frosted fl-
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379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 18:38

( ・-・) And now, back to Everybody But Me Loves Clonepa, filmed right here in Beautiful Foodabucky.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 18:53

( ・ω・) Silly tsundere Beady Eyes, everyone know you love me.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7409 02:57

( ・-・) Sh-shut up

( ・-・) Baka

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 22:36

( ・ω・) You think I'm preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty
( ・ω・) You want to kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis me!

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 21:12

( ・-・) Okay, I'm back to pure hate for you now.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 22:18

( ・ω・) I like you!

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 00:04

( ・ω・) I also like ice cream. Do you like ice cream?

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 18:21

( ・ω・) You should go to the Foodabucky State Fair. They have deep fat fried ice cream sammiches and all the lemonade you can guzzle!

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 19:15

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388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 03:32

( ・-・) Last time I went, they tried to deep fat fry ME.

( ・-・) Foodabucky is a horrible place.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 22:12

( ・ω・) Deep fat-fried rabbit?

( -ω-) MmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmm....

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 02:05

( ・-・) kiss me darling (ω・) okay

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 03:39

(ω・) I've got half a mind to read a book.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 04:17

( ´ω`) Timmy, I told you to stop messing with the clone vat controls!

( ´ω`) Now what are we going to do with you?

(ω・) I like cake half the time.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 17:26

( ゚ ヮ゚) Don't kill Halfpa! He's kind of cute!

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 19:14

(・∀・) I'd say he's about a 5.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 17:06

Put Halfpa in the liquifier, Timmy.
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  | ||       ∬  ∧_∧    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  | ||       旦  (・ω・ )  < This new TV is pretty nice.
  匚      ========  \  \__________
 | ̄ ̄|   /※※※※ゞノ ,_)
   ̄ ̄   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 22:05

  ☆        o ,           ★
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       'i    ト、/⌒⌒ヽノ___,ャ ゜   。
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397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 03:08

Hello, children!
HELLO GRANDPA!!
Now gather around and listen to a story about
a man named Jedpa!
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  | ||
  | ||       ∬  ∧_∧    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  | ||       旦  (・ω・ )  < Reruns again?
  匚      ========  \  \__________
 | ̄ ̄|   /※※※※ゞノ ,_)
   ̄ ̄   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 17:51

A poor mountaineer who could barely keep his
family fedpa.
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    ( `ハ´) Really?
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   \`ー──────ヽ    _|  |r――t|
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                   |l ||  ̄ ̄ ̄||
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399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 15:05

Then one day, he was shootin' at some foodpa,
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                  You're not even trying any more, are you?
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/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) Nope.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 15:42

and he went home and cooked up some tasty rabbit stewpa!
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                 This sucks.
 ____            ∩∩
/  /   | |  /        (・-・)
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'
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