( E-E)
( E-E) Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-
( E-E) You can't hurt me any more. Fuck this, I'm done being a victim.
( E-E) I'm leaving. Even if it means I can't derail. And crippling loneliness. I'm going to break the cycle.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Did you notice he left his jacket, one of his only worldly possessions, behind?
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ@ ΘΘ @
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@(EΝE)(LΦ` )@Classic Costanza.
l ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PPUPP^|
_QR_Q| |@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l]l|'
( E-E) Nobody ever took my pills anyway.
@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ |@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ |ΏΏ oh God I'm so bored.
@@@@@@@ ( E-E)
@@@@@@@(ΒάYO()
@@@@@@ n Ν,,Ι,,Ι
@ @ @ ^
@ @ ^
@ ^
( E-E) All derail and no thread makes Beady Eyes something something.
( EΦE) ...rethink your life?
( EΦE) We're in my house, not yours, silly!
( EΦE) I refinanced this house by using my butt as collateral.
( E-E) You don't have a butt!
( EΦE) Grandpa gave me an aftermarket upgrade.
( E-E) That means a fake butt is good enough to secure a mortgage. Just how far will subprime mortgage companies go to finance something?
( EΦE) The writers wanted a product placement dealy where some collector guy shows up to s
(,,ίDί) I own your ass.
( EΦE)ΒάYά Here you go!
( EΦE) Catch you on the flipside, butthead!
( E-E) There are no words to express how I feel about your offer.
( E-E) I have tried that, yes.
@@@Κ,,..,,Κ
@@/;;EΦE;;R@How do you do, fellow kids! I'm Totopa!
.@ (;(@^^^@);)
@@`'°---]L
|
|_,-o-€@EEE What in Sam Hill is goin' on here?
|ΖΖΖL
|EΦE)
|c[_ Ι
|_F__l
|ΙΎ
@@@@@@@@@@ΘQΘ
@@@@@@@@@ iEΦE@jEEE What in the ham dog butt hat is
@@@@@@@ /()RL@ @ `/()R goin' on here?
@@@@@@@i___,;;j΅[Ji___,;;j
(-_-)Α-~ What in my ashtray is going on?
( EΦE) Sure.
( EΦE) Thanks.
Meanwhile, on an unexplored tropical island...
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@M@L ...:.,.._@@@@@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ .., . . .,;:;':"...:::::.;:;:';'"''
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@::'".,:::;:':;'' @@@@@@@@‘ΦA @ @ @@ Mή"L@L""''''""L
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@"L'"@ @ @@@@ @ ,^.::/.:::::;]''ήPPΚ .rr--::;:-.:.€:: ,L
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ _^MyRγ_Νw:^@@..:::. ...::/ ,::'@..Ώ;:::;..i:.@@. ::...`@"
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@'°L°----]'[-'L[-=;;:;'Q_,:::".::;';';:;';;;;;;;;;;;_S.Ϊ;;,,
( EΦE) ...And that's why I'm never allowed back in Switzerland!
(E-E ) Experimental pill formula: results inconclusive, more testing will...
( E-E) Oh hey.
Why did you kick me in the back of my head?
Because it's puzzle time, silly! Ready, kids?
For starters, let's assume this cow is perfectly spherical
PPuPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@cow ball, got it...
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@ ΘΘ@
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@(EΝE )
l ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PPUPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l]l|'
-spherical hamburgers, and they are delicious! We tried-
PPuPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @Θ___Θ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@@@@@@@iMnL @j@Oh, my...
l ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PPUPP^|
_QR_Q||@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@|l]l|'
( EΦE) Hey kids! Today's a very important day! It's Total Eclipse Day!
( EΦE) Many people become frightened by eclipses. Some believe they are harbingers of destruction. I know I sure do!
( EΦE) So here's what we're gonna do.
( EΦE) When the darkness falls in your neighborhood, that's your cue to run madly around, screaming and setting everything on fire!
( EΦE) Do it for me, kids!
( EΝE) Clonepa crap ass
( EΦE) I'll crap your ass if you're not careful.
( -A-)
( EΝE) Crapass crap ass
( EΝE) I changed your name by deed poll.
( EΝE) And yet here we are, Crapass.
Next up on Everybody Loves Porples McBumspungler, Porples
wears a hat, Beady Eyes suffers permanent brain damage, and
PPuPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@I liked my name better.
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@ ΘΘ@
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@(#ΝE )
l ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PPUPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l]l|'
( E-E) But I don't want permanent brain damage! It'll cramp my style!
( EΦE) That was a re-run. You've had brain damage for 6 years now.
( EΦE) I loathe you.
( EΦE) You despicable little wretch.
( EΦE) You filth.
( EΦE) You make me convulse into unconsciousness from sheer repulsion
( EΦE) Your stale, degenerate stench fills me with the urge to defecate.
( E-E) Oh yeah?
( E-E) well...
( E-E) You're poopy!
( E-E) You're right.
( E-E) *Your poopy
( EΦE) I don't have a poopy.
( E-E) Your right.
( EΦE) I'm just a clone. I don't have those either.
( EΦE) You acrid stream of bat piss.
( EΦE) You pathetic, hideous, insignificant roomba fodder.
( EΦE) Ha ha just kidding you're my bestext friend!