( ´ω`) Should I have put them under the mattress?
( ・ω・) Hey buddy!
( ・ω・)つ o-o Check out this five-pound dumbbell I found!
( ・ω・) ...
( ・ω・) Think fast!
( ・ω・)つ toss ==== o-o
o-o`-・) bink
( ・#-・) MOTHERFUCK!
( ・ω・) Thank you, Lifebringer!
( ・ω・) Hey kids! Tonight's show is The Return of Clonepaggurath!
( ・ω・) Watch as the Black Goatpa of the Woods With a Thousand Young sings and dances and entertains you all in a manner most mind mangling!
( ・ω・) Our musical guest will be the world famous Yiffacato Five!
( ・ω・) Also we'll have a bunch of crying babies in the audience.
( ・ω・) They were our guests some time ago too, in fact I think we've had this same discussion 6 or 7 times with the fursuits as well. It's an endless recursion of time.
( ・ω・) Suddenly Haruhi.
( ・ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω・)Hi I'm milespa. Do you guys know any funny jokes? I love jokes.
( ・ω・) Hi Milespa! My name is Clonepa!
( ・ω・) You have a lot of nutsacks.
( ・ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω・)Do you guys know any funny jokes? I love jokes.
( ・ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω・) NEVER!
( ・mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm・)
( ・ω・) How did you all talk with no nutsack mouths?
( ・ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω・) I'm still waiting on some funny jokes.
( dmd) jizz. . . jizz. . .
( ・ω・) The show must go on, in quiet isolation here behind my wall.
( ・ω・) Waiting for the worms to come.
THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE
Thank you, thank you thank you thank you!
ba'a'a'a'a'a
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( ・-・) Activate the self destruct system, ( =0=)
( ~0~) HARDWARE DAMAGED. SYSTEM FAILURE BZZ KRZZZT.
( ・ω・) Looks like the semen messed him up pretty bad.
C:\Users\Clonepa\Documents\surreality\clones\games\~(^-^)~.exe
( ・ω・) And by revolution, I mean it's time to reformat the hard drive. You wouldn't believe how many trojans got on that thing.
( ͡° ω ͡°)つ❤
( ͡° ω ͡°)つ♥
( ・-・) Does that mean I can keep my job until then? I've got a Woman's Studies degree to pay for.
( ・ω・) I guess, fucking smartass
( ・-・) Huslex town, nununu nununu Mexican brown!
( ・-・) Dunununu Huslex town, nununu nununu Mexican brown!
( ・-・) Clonepa crap ass
( ・ω・) You're still fired, by the way.
( ・-・) I want my goat suit back.
( ・-・) Nunununu south of the Rio Grande, dun nu why don't you give me some Mexican!
( ・-・) blublublublu nunun-
( ・-・) ah, fuck it.
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( ・ω・) Nunununu south of the Rio Grand.
( ´ω`) Hey, that's pretty catchy. You should work that into the show.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's a government?
( ´ω`) A giant societal malignant tumor that keeps growing and devouring all resources until the host country is dead, my boy.
( ´ω`) Oh no, the government has shut down!
( ´ω`) Now who will waste our money, spy on us, hold us in contempt, and wage illegal wars? How will we go on without it? It's a crisis!
( ´ω`) Look at me, I'm dancing a jig of despair over here!
( ・-・) Do I detect just a trace of sarcasm?
( ´ω`) I'm so upset I may have to bake a giant Chocolate Shutdown cake and invite all my friends over to join in the panic!
( ´ω`) You can't come.
( ・-・) Good. I know what goes in those cakes.
( ・-・) Besides, I got a new job! I'm putting up BarryCades around open air monuments and parks so that people can't enjoy them during the Big Ol' Giant Shutdown!
( ・-・) It's a mean, spiteful and stupid job, so it's perfect for me!!
( ´ω`) Hang on. Didn't we blow up all the governments in the last Clonepa thread?
( ・-・) Yo, I'm Beady Eyes.
( ・ω・) Got me there.
( ゚ -゚) Yeah, whutup?
( ・-・) Yo, I'm flat mouth beady eyes.