[Part IV] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:12

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7263 17:22

( ・-・) Found 'em. They were in a jar in a storage unit in El Paso, Texas.

( ・-・) Now I'm wearing 'em again.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7263 21:24

( ・-・) Putting my nipples in a coin collector folio was pretty sick, old man.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 01:34

( ´ω`) Should I have put them under the mattress?

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 21:59

( ・`-・) You shouldn't have taken them AT ALL!

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 15:41

(・∀・) Why'd you put your genitals on your forehead? Mine are in my pants.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 16:20

( ・`-・) I placed them here for better access, of course. I always fumble with zippers.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 18:29

( ・`-・) Have you ever nicked your dick with a zipper? It hurts really, really bad.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 00:54

( ・ω・) Hey buddy!
( ・ω・)つ o-o Check out this five-pound dumbbell I found!
( ・ω・) ...
( ・ω・) Think fast!
( ・ω・)つ toss ==== o-o

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 00:56

o-o`-・) bink

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 00:57

( ・#-・) MOTHERFUCK!

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 18:21

( ・ω・) You need to think faster than that.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 17:43

( ´ω`) Well done, Clonepa. You're my favorite clone and no mistake.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7269 14:14

( ・ω・) Thank you, Lifebringer!

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 20:42

( ・ω・) Hey kids! Tonight's show is The Return of Clonepaggurath!

( ・ω・) Watch as the Black Goatpa of the Woods With a Thousand Young sings and dances and entertains you all in a manner most mind mangling!

( ・ω・) Our musical guest will be the world famous Yiffacato Five!

( ・ω・) Also we'll have a bunch of crying babies in the audience.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 21:05

( ・#-・) The Yiffacato Five? Holy Shit I love those guys!

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 23:28

( ・ω・) They were our guests some time ago too, in fact I think we've had this same discussion 6 or 7 times with the fursuits as well. It's an endless recursion of time.
( ・ω・) Suddenly Haruhi.

271 Name: miles : 1993-09-7273 04:27

( ・ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω・)Hi I'm milespa. Do you guys know any funny jokes? I love jokes.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 19:39

( ・ω・) Hi Milespa! My name is Clonepa!

( ・ω・) You have a lot of nutsacks.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 19:46

( ・ω・) And no willy strangely enough.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 23:35

( ・ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω・)Do you guys know any funny jokes? I love jokes.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 15:30

 Excuse me sir, can we have our mouths back please?

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( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)( ・ ・)
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276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 17:33

( ・ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω・) NEVER!

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 19:09

( ・mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm・)

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 21:39

( ・ω・) How did you all talk with no nutsack mouths?

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 07:50

 Our mouths are just voids that words fall out of

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280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 22:13

( ・ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω・) I'm still waiting on some funny jokes.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 23:04

      //   -krik-
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   ./∩∧_∧  ON WITH THE DAMN SHOW ALREADY!!!
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282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 23:09

    ∧ ∧         / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| ̄ ̄( ・ω・) ̄|   <  THE SHOW! GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!!
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283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 23:27

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284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 23:54

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ・ω・) < GET THAT SHOW ON WITH ALREADY IT!!!
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285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 02:18

( dmd) jizz. . . jizz. . .

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 10:23

( ・-・) GIVE UP! THE SHOW IS DERAILED AND IT ISN'T COMING BACK!

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 18:11

(・MWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW・) zzzzapzzizttzap

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 18:54

( ・ω・) The show must go on, in quiet isolation here behind my wall.
( ・ω・) Waiting for the worms to come.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 19:04

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 ヾ,;'   ゝ*・,,ω・) It's SHOW TIME!!!!!
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290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 20:03

THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE
Thank you, thank you thank you thank you!

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291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 16:39

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      ||. (・ω・`| That's our show for tonight, kids! G'bye!!!
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292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 16:42

( ・-・) Damn, I love the smell of thread derailment in the morning.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 16:50

( ・ω・) Good show everybody!

( ・ω・) Beady, you get a week off. We won't be needing you for the next seven shows.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 18:18

( ・ω・) Mostly because you suck.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 17:29

( ・-・) Do not!

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 18:45

( ´ω`) It's true. 85% of men ages 18-45 report they "intensely dislike" or "harbor a seething hatred of" you.
( ´ω`) And don't get me started about what Beady-heavy episodes do to female viewership.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7285 13:06

( ・ω・) Men and women ages 52-80 simply report that they are very disappointed in you, young rabbit.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7285 23:38

( ・ω・) On the upside, you're big with coyotes, who put you at the top of their "would eat alive after a terrifying chase" list!

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7286 18:36

( ´ω`) Kids ages 6-17 all find you funny only when the Clonepas heap painful physical and emotional abuse on you.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7286 19:40

( ´ω`) And the Spartans want to kick you down an endless well.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 17:50

( =0=) TAKING OUT TRASH PROCEDURE COMPLETE.

( =0=) AWAITING ORDERS.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 22:20

( ・-・) Activate the self destruct system, ( =0=)

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 04:25

( =0=) CLARIFICATION

( =0=) AWAITING ORDERS FROM SOMEONE WORTH TAKING ORDERS FROM.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 04:29

( =0==8 OH NO I AM BEING MOUTH RAPED

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 18:24

( ・-・) ha ha a dick joke ha ha ha ha

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 23:05

( ~0~) HARDWARE DAMAGED. SYSTEM FAILURE BZZ KRZZZT.

( ・ω・) Looks like the semen messed him up pretty bad.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 23:08

C:\Users\Clonepa\Documents\surreality\clones\games\~(^-^)~.exe

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 23:13

( ・ω・) It's time for a revolution!

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 00:26

( ・ω・) And by revolution, I mean it's time to reformat the hard drive. You wouldn't believe how many trojans got on that thing.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 03:32

( ͡° ω ͡°) Revolting

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 03:38

( ͡° ω ͡°)つ❤

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 03:54

( ͡° ω ͡°)つ♥

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 08:58

( ͡° ω ͡°)つ・

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7290 12:12

( ´w`) Heeheehoohooohawhaw

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 16:50

( ・ω・) Now that that's taken care of, we need a new annoying comic foil for the show. Tryouts begin .....

( ・ω・) .... wait for it ....

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 16:52

( ・ω・)

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 16:56

( ・ω・) On October 1st.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 17:43

( ・-・) Does that mean I can keep my job until then? I've got a Woman's Studies degree to pay for.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7293 18:07

( ・ω・) No.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 17:16

( ・-・) Awwwww,

(・-・ ) Guess I'll go clean out my desk.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 20:04

( ・ω・) I guess, fucking smartass

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 22:57

( ・-・) Huslex town, nununu nununu Mexican brown!

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 02:15

   Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Clonepa variety hour!
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324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 16:01


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325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 17:38

   Look what I found! An onigiri festival!
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___ MEANWHILE, AT HEADQUARTERS ___

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326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 19:29

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          ( ・ω・)     I've got to stop taking so much cough medicine before going to sleep.
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327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 23:24

( ・-・) Dunununu Huslex town, nununu nununu Mexican brown!

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 00:13

( ・-・) Kimi gakure ta yuuki wa, OKKUSENMAN! OKKUSENMAN!

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 00:30

( ・-・) Clonepa crap ass

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 14:52

( ・ω・) You're still fired, by the way.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 18:40

( ・-・) I want my goat suit back.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 19:19

( ・ω・) No. Get out.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 20:53

( ・-・) Nunununu south of the Rio Grande, dun nu why don't you give me some Mexican!

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7311 17:27

         ∧_∧
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        ◎┴し'-◎ ≡ 

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7328 01:31

( ・-・) blublublublu nunun-

( ・-・) ah, fuck it.

|彡

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7328 22:49

( ・ω・) Nunununu south of the Rio Grand.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7329 14:58

( ´ω`) Hey, that's pretty catchy. You should work that into the show.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7330 20:30

( ・ω・) Will do, chief!

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 03:42

( ・ω・) Everybody Loves Clonepa is on indefinite hiatus due to the shutdown of the federal government.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 07:09

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's a government?

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 18:20

( ´ω`) A giant societal malignant tumor that keeps growing and devouring all resources until the host country is dead, my boy.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 20:01

( ´ω`) Oh no, the government has shut down!
( ´ω`) Now who will waste our money, spy on us, hold us in contempt, and wage illegal wars? How will we go on without it? It's a crisis!
( ´ω`) Look at me, I'm dancing a jig of despair over here!

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 20:03

( ・-・) Do I detect just a trace of sarcasm?

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 23:28

( ´ω`) I'm so upset I may have to bake a giant Chocolate Shutdown cake and invite all my friends over to join in the panic!

( ´ω`) You can't come.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 01:49

( ・-・) Good. I know what goes in those cakes.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 15:04

( ・-・) Besides, I got a new job! I'm putting up BarryCades around open air monuments and parks so that people can't enjoy them during the Big Ol' Giant Shutdown!

( ・-・) It's a mean, spiteful and stupid job, so it's perfect for me!!

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 02:17

( ´ω`) Hang on. Didn't we blow up all the governments in the last Clonepa thread?

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 22:17

( ・-・) Yo, I'm Beady Eyes.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 15:32

( ・ω・) My eyes are at least as beady as yours.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 16:47

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) Yo, I'm flat mouth.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 00:35

( ・ω・) Got me there.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 14:59

( ´-`) What are you two boys talkin' about in here?

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 16:15

( ゚ -゚) Yeah, whutup?

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 19:42

( ・-・) Yo, I'm flat mouth beady eyes.

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