( ・ω・) Got me there.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, whutup?

( ・-・) Yo, I'm flat mouth beady eyes.

( ・ω・) We got a great show coming up for you today, kids!

( ・ω・)

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( ・ω・) maybe. wwwwww

( ・ω・) Clo Nippa

( ・ω・) reep bijit reep bijit jork

( xωx) -kshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

( ´ω`) Gah. Throw him in the bonfire with the others.

( ´ω`) Get me a fresh one to host tonight's show, too.

( ´ω`)⊃ω　Quick, Timmy, put this nutsack over your beak!

(・ω・) Uh, hello kids! We've got a great show for you tonight!

(・ω・) I don't know what's going to go on, but it'll sure be fun by golly willickers!

(・ω・) Our musical guest tonight is the bluescore band FlatMouth.

(・ω・) See you soon!

( ・ω・) (・ω・)

( ・ω・) (・ω・) What?

( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa. How are you?

(・ω・) Cool. You can have the show back now.
(・∀・)⊃ω and take this with you.

( ・-・) If you make me sing that song, I will sing it at the resonant frequency of your ship, causing it to explode.

( ・-・) And now, back to Everybody But Me Loves Clonepa, filmed right here in Beautiful Foodabucky.

( ・-・) Sh-shut up

( ・-・) Baka

( ・ω・) You think I'm preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty
( ・ω・) You want to kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis me!

( ・-・) Okay, I'm back to pure hate for you now.

( ・ω・) I like you!

( ・ω・) I also like ice cream. Do you like ice cream?

( ・-・) Last time I went, they tried to deep fat fry ME.

( ・-・) Foodabucky is a horrible place.

( ・ω・) Deep fat-fried rabbit?

( -ω-) MmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmm....

( ・-・) kiss me darling (ω・) okay

(ω・) I've got half a mind to read a book.

( ´ω`) Timmy, I told you to stop messing with the clone vat controls!

( ´ω`) Now what are we going to do with you?

(ω・) I like cake half the time.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Don't kill Halfpa! He's kind of cute!

(・∀・) I'd say he's about a 5.

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A poor mountaineer who could barely keep his
family fedpa.
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　　　　( ｀ハ´) Really?
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Then one day, he was shootin' at some foodpa,
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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　You're not even trying any more, are you?
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(u ・)　halfpa face

(u ・)　How do you keep on living?

( ・-・) -pop- (・u)

( ・-・) Self loathing is a dark and dismal place.

( ・-・) This is even grosser than that yukkuri stuff.

MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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clonepa crap ass

( ˃ ヮ˂) Hey clonepa, do you remember that ELECTROCLASH thing? It was so huge when you were young.

( ・ω・) -pop- ( ・ω)

( ・ω) I liked ELECTROCLASH before I was born

( ・ω)

( ・ω) -pop- ( ・)

( ・) -pop- ( ・)

( ・)( ・) Hi I'm boobpa!

( . )( . ) Now I am old boobpa.

( ˃ ヮ˂) clonepa, you know what? God bless America. You did everything right in the WW II to save our world from ugly commies. Take the flowers, they are for you.

( ・ω・) I'm sorry, we can't run Sybian ads during our show. The target demographic is way to young to be playing with those things.

( ・ω・) What are they for, anyway?

( ・-・) It's "kawaisosu" - http://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1112629846/236

( ・ω・) I think he's condescendingly delicious.

( ・ω・) Okay!

( ・ω・) You're my best friend forever!

( ・-・)
(・-・ )
( ・-・) Now where's that sniper AA when I need it?

(・∀・) Hey Clonepa! YOU SUCK!

( ・ω・) Don't be such a grouchy Gertrude.

( ・ω・) Don't be such a panty-twisted Prunella.

Don't be such a Debbie Downer.

( ・ω・) Uh oh! The ghost is back!!