( LΦ`) Well, stop cloning around.
( E-E)︻╦╤(₯Φ₯ ) Okay!
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( E-E)︻╦╤(₯Φ₯ ) That tickled!
( E-E)︻╦╤(₯Φ₯ ) Wait a minute.
( E-E)︻╦╤(₯Φ₯ ) I don't feel so...
( E-E)︻╦╤(xΦx ) blarg
( E-E)︻╦╤(₯Φ₯ ) Whew, just gas!
( EmE) He's not into the whole letting-Clonepa-live thing.
( EmE) Bound to his Sysiphean curse he labors fruitlessly against an unstoppable force, for every time one Clonepa falls, two more take his place. Indeed, his task is futile, and yet he persists, fighting the pointless fight with every bone in his weak little rabbit body, raging against the impossible.
( EmE) If it weren't Beady Eyes doing it, one might almost admire his ruthless focus, but we both know Beady Eyes is blinded by his own shortsighted stupidity and hatred. If the last Clonepa fell, Beady would be restarting the vats, creating more only to destroy them again.
( EmE) What an idiot.
( E-E) You think you're better than me, you piece of shit?
( E-E) What about you? You sit alone all your life stating the things you're "not really into."
( E-E) You don't do shit with your life. At least I have a purpose. However futile it may be, it's still something.
( E-E) Eat my round bunny shit
( LΦ`) Everybody's better than you.
(₯Φ₯ ) Even me?
( LΦ`) Especially you!
(EΝE) Yeah! You're the best, Clonepa!
( EmE) Now THAT whole thing I'm into! Let's go!
Sharp Cheddar Cheese Whiz? My FAVORITE!
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( LΦ`) Uryyb kbibbn, dummy. N'ghft athgagl sll'ha chtenff 'bthnk.
( LΦ`) You don't get it. You never got it. You never will get it.
( LΦ`) Bjerk.
( LΦ`) Ph'phlegeth grah'n uln vulgtm mg, of course!
( EΦE) Thank you Grandpa! I'll get started immediately!
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( E-E) What was all that about?
( LΦ`) I'm going to guess you don't speak Aklo.
( E-E) It wasn't part of my masters in womyn's studies, so no.
( EΦE) Hey, kids! It's time for your Clonepa Tip of the Day!
( EΦE) When a stranger offers you drugs, say "thank you!" because drugs are expensive.
( EΦE) ...
(EΦE ) ...
( EΦE) Yeah, I can go with that.
( EΦE) Which is why I said it.
( EΦE) If Beady Eyes offers you drugs, punch him really hard in the nuts.
( E-E) You know every time you say something like >>592 on the show, people do it to me for months on end, right?
( EΦE) Hee hee!
( EΦE) All the time!
( EΦE) I like squirrel fishing too!
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( EΦE) That's what your mom said.
( E-E) Very likely. She was a talkative rabbit in her day.
( EΦE) HA HA HA HAVE A GOOD NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
( EΦE) Hey, kids! Christmas is coming! Did you all remember to bring your Christmas Buckets?
( E-E) I don't even want to know where that's going.
( EΦE) Wait, I missed a step!
( EΦE) Pudding Clonepas, take your marks!
-tromp tromp tromp tromp DING-
( EΦE) Now everone grab your buckets! On the count of three...
( EΦE) Wanna see a magic trick? No not the one with my penis this time.
( EΦE) I don't have one anyway.
(₯_₯) What's it like with you being alive and Grandpa dead?
( EΦE) I can see both sides of the absolute border, I feel cold and dead inside.
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( EΦE) See?
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( EΦE) Yes, exactly!
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( EΦE) What?
(EΝE) Where'd you get that cool hat
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( EΦE) Now, slap your flippers together for our musical guests, Three Michelle Elephant Go Go!!
( E-E) It's "Three Michelle Elephant GUN" you retarded petri dish baby.