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( ・ω・) Let's get on with tonight's show!
♪Poop doopy doopy doop, Poopy doopy doop poop! ♪
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What is this crap?
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/ / | | ／ (・∀・)(´ω` ) I like it.
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( ´ω`) Don't get distracted. You've got a show to do!!
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( ´ω`) Yes.
( ﾟ ヮ・) God reszt je merri dzsentlömen!
(・ ヮ ﾟ) An dtou wyo yar wafsal tgu!
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Now loading..... Sadako.avi
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( ・-・) I SAID...
( ・ω・) We're off the air. You're safe for now, bunny buddy.
( ・-・) I'm never safe.
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( ・-・) Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-
( ・-・) You can't hurt me any more. Fuck this, I'm done being a victim.
( ・-・) I'm leaving. Even if it means I can't derail. And crippling loneliness. I'm going to break the cycle.
Did you notice he left his jacket, one of his only worldly possessions, behind?
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/ / | | ／ (・∀・)(´ω` ) Classic Costanza.
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( ・-・) Nobody ever took my pills anyway.
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( ・-・) All derail and no thread makes Beady Eyes something something.
( ・ω・) ...rethink your life?
( ・ω・) We're in my house, not yours, silly!
( ・ω・) I refinanced this house by using my butt as collateral.
( ・-・) You don't have a butt!
( ・ω・) Grandpa gave me an aftermarket upgrade.
( ・-・) That means a fake butt is good enough to secure a mortgage. Just how far will subprime mortgage companies go to finance something?
( ・ω・) The writers wanted a product placement dealy where some collector guy shows up to s
(,,ﾟДﾟ) I own your ass.
( ・ω・)つ⌒Y⌒ Here you go!
( ・ω・) Catch you on the flipside, butthead!
( ・-・) There are no words to express how I feel about your offer.
( ・-・) I have tried that, yes.
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/;;・ω・;;ヽ How do you do, fellow kids! I'm Totopa!
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(″-_-)っ-~ What in my ashtray is going on?
( ・ω・) Sure.
( ・ω・) Thanks.
Meanwhile, on an unexplored tropical island...
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( ・ω・) ...And that's why I'm never allowed back in Switzerland!
(・-・ ) Experimental pill formula: results inconclusive, more testing will...
( ・-・) Oh hey.
Why did you kick me in the back of my head?
Because it's puzzle time, silly! Ready, kids?
For starters, let's assume this cow is perfectly spherical
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cow ball, got it...
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-spherical hamburgers, and they are delicious! We tried-
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/ / | | （｀ハ´ ） Oh, my...
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( ・ω・) Hey kids! Today's a very important day! It's Total Eclipse Day!
( ・ω・) Many people become frightened by eclipses. Some believe they are harbingers of destruction. I know I sure do!
( ・ω・) So here's what we're gonna do.
( ・ω・) When the darkness falls in your neighborhood, that's your cue to run madly around, screaming and setting everything on fire!
( ・ω・) Do it for me, kids!
( ・∀・) Clonepa crap ass