What lovely weather we're having.
I think 400 GETs are my favourite GETs.
Really, I have no right to be unhappy.
slay slay
Let's go!
As good a life as any, I'm sure.
My friend pronounces "Clonepa" as "Clo-nepa"
I don't have any friends that would know what a Clonepa is, heaven forbid
I don't have any friends. Plenty of acquaintances, but no friends.
Oh god, I just accidentally insufflated a moth!
Maybe there's a spare fiver in my jacket.
There wasn't an hour ago, but maybe there is now.
Where did I put that 2TB harddrive? It's doing my head in. The more I think about it the more I kind of remember putting it in a safe box ages ago, but it's not in any of the 20 boxes in my living room...
I just want to back everything up before I move just in case
I burned my fingers on my left hand and now I can't play guitar!
I'm more afraid of what I shall have to do after the battle.
My shoulders are sore from carrying heavy things across town.
My dick and thighs hurt from sex.
My heart is sore from living.
Contrary to popular belief, love is not classed as an emetic.
>>422
They're thoughts about, or inspired by, physical sensations, but thoughts nonetheless.
Highball cigarette
These late nights make me a strange creature.
Armagnac
You're still just a child
Especially you, Katy Eighty.
But if you answer correctly, you could win: a cubic metre of marshmallows!
Doo right yoo doo right
Genoa, Georgia, Prussia, Persia,
The girl shakes her beans!
Bastard sycophants!
vc: sock
I can't take it anymore!
My home is ten thousand miles away.
5 x 5 is what I want and I'll get a Flying Dutchman to get it if I have to.
What happaned to Coasterchan?
A resplendent propensity to levitate.
This fluid dynamics is some good shit, I tell you what.
Shagohod
Look at that mountain of garbage!
What a waste! You can still use this chair.
sits in chair, chair collapses
>>333
I just did this by an accident. I suddenly felt very interested in learning about Shii as a person from the old times, and thus discovered many of aforementioned people, too many for my taste.
Sheer individualism and close-mindedness of the lot stressed me out quite a bit.
I often wonder if I'm depressed, and then feel guilty about thinking that because I'm probably fine. It's depressing.
Sinecure
>>448
I used to wonder the same thing, so eventually I went to a psychologist and she suggested trying meds... I figured it wouldn't hurt to give them a try, and I was surprised how much my life changed for the better after a few months on them. Of course meds should be accompanied with cognitive behavioral therapy, in which you basically train your brain to stop thinking of everything in a negative light.
>>450-san is wise.
Also my captcha is faghane and I read it as "fag-ha-nay" which made me laugh.
This girl that I've been following has no ass. Jesus why am I following her if there's nothing nice to look at. I'm actually going to stop following her now. I hope she didn't notice I was following her.
There's at least two people here making homestuck jokes. i@≖.≖j
Yeah right because if your depressed it must be because of internal processes and thinking in negative lights.
>>454
The causes of depression are many and varied, and extremely poorly understood, so the best we can do is treat the symptoms. Antidepressants just mask the disorder; as soon as you stop taking the pills you relapse. Treating negative thinking patterns, at the very least, can provide a more permanent solution.
I'm so green
I'm so green
I'm so green
I'm so green
Silly words beginning with the letter G.
http://www.vice.com/read/whos-hungry-502-v16n1
Mostly, yes. At first I bit into her butt with the intention of munching right through, but itfs impossible! Human skin is so thick. I ended up with a sore jaw, although I managed to leave some teeth marks. I ended up swallowing the clitoris and some pubes without chewing on it because she had her period then and the smell was just horrendous. But it was the first moment that I actually felt a sort of sexual pleasure in eating her, as if my inner body was on fire. Also, you know how beef or whale meat has a sort of beastly smell to it? Human meat is odorless. I actually believe that human meat is the tastiest of all meats. It doesnft have any of that gamey animal smell. When I ate some more a couple of days later, just before I got arrested, the meat had become sweeter and it tasted great. The meat on the soles of her feet smelled bad, though, and didnft taste very nice. The neck was the best. The meat tastes more delicate as you move up the body, especially above the torso. Her tongue was delicious as well. I took it out of her mouth and chewed on it raw. Neither the neck nor the tongue has much meat on it, though, so if you really want to feast, you should eat the thighs.
I'm facing a difficult, possibly life-changing choice.
Well you can hardly call them fingernails if they're growing on your teeth, can you?
So I spend ’100 on Subway and I get one free sandwich?
Subcard you are the worst loyalty scheme ever.
>>467
All i know is that the phrase fighting tooth and nail becomes half as intense
Mickey Moss
or Mickey Mose
>>468
Sounds like as good a deal as my grocery store card that gives me 500 yen for every 50000 yen I spend
I'm really tired of consuming.
New maps to young.
>>468
The reward value for a sub can also buy about five hot drinks. A better option, IMO.
I can't believe I lost Cittàgazze.
I hate when 2D pedophiles try to shift all the blame and guilt onto 3D pedophiles. If neither of you are child molesters, can't you just get along?
It's hip and new
Trade secrets
Those boss encounters were beautifully choreographed.
welcome to the fantasy zone get ready
40,000
I will be a Toastmaster
So you want to be a fluid dynamicist?
Sleeping is like time travel.
Poor girl. She didn't deserve that.
>>488
That's what my father told me on a long car trip one time. He said my grandfather (who was sleeping) was already there. It was a neat way to try to shut me up.
>>492
Ah, that's exactly the song I was thinking of when I posted that! Lovely, isn't it?
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Morris dying
If I was dying I wouldn't see any people
My biscuits disappeared.
Bidet book
The other sort of milk.
Steve Jobs is a shitty orator .
Sent from my iPhone.
Blend's man friend
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