What lovely weather we're having.
>>448
I used to wonder the same thing, so eventually I went to a psychologist and she suggested trying meds... I figured it wouldn't hurt to give them a try, and I was surprised how much my life changed for the better after a few months on them. Of course meds should be accompanied with cognitive behavioral therapy, in which you basically train your brain to stop thinking of everything in a negative light.
>>450-san is wise.
Also my captcha is faghane and I read it as "fag-ha-nay" which made me laugh.
This girl that I've been following has no ass. Jesus why am I following her if there's nothing nice to look at. I'm actually going to stop following her now. I hope she didn't notice I was following her.
There's at least two people here making homestuck jokes. ( ≖.≖)
Yeah right because if your depressed it must be because of internal processes and thinking in negative lights.
>>454
The causes of depression are many and varied, and extremely poorly understood, so the best we can do is treat the symptoms. Antidepressants just mask the disorder; as soon as you stop taking the pills you relapse. Treating negative thinking patterns, at the very least, can provide a more permanent solution.
I'm so green
I'm so green
I'm so green
I'm so green
Silly words beginning with the letter G.
http://www.vice.com/read/whos-hungry-502-v16n1
Mostly, yes. At first I bit into her butt with the intention of munching right through, but it’s impossible! Human skin is so thick. I ended up with a sore jaw, although I managed to leave some teeth marks. I ended up swallowing the clitoris and some pubes without chewing on it because she had her period then and the smell was just horrendous. But it was the first moment that I actually felt a sort of sexual pleasure in eating her, as if my inner body was on fire. Also, you know how beef or whale meat has a sort of beastly smell to it? Human meat is odorless. I actually believe that human meat is the tastiest of all meats. It doesn’t have any of that gamey animal smell. When I ate some more a couple of days later, just before I got arrested, the meat had become sweeter and it tasted great. The meat on the soles of her feet smelled bad, though, and didn’t taste very nice. The neck was the best. The meat tastes more delicate as you move up the body, especially above the torso. Her tongue was delicious as well. I took it out of her mouth and chewed on it raw. Neither the neck nor the tongue has much meat on it, though, so if you really want to feast, you should eat the thighs.
I'm facing a difficult, possibly life-changing choice.
Well you can hardly call them fingernails if they're growing on your teeth, can you?
So I spend £100 on Subway and I get one free sandwich?
Subcard you are the worst loyalty scheme ever.
>>467
All i know is that the phrase fighting tooth and nail becomes half as intense
Mickey Moss
or Mickey Mose
>>468
Sounds like as good a deal as my grocery store card that gives me 500 yen for every 50000 yen I spend
I'm really tired of consuming.
New maps to young.
>>468
The reward value for a sub can also buy about five hot drinks. A better option, IMO.
I can't believe I lost Cittàgazze.
I hate when 2D pedophiles try to shift all the blame and guilt onto 3D pedophiles. If neither of you are child molesters, can't you just get along?
It's hip and new
Trade secrets
Those boss encounters were beautifully choreographed.
welcome to the fantasy zone get ready
40,000
I will be a Toastmaster
So you want to be a fluid dynamicist?
Sleeping is like time travel.
Poor girl. She didn't deserve that.
>>488
That's what my father told me on a long car trip one time. He said my grandfather (who was sleeping) was already there. It was a neat way to try to shut me up.
>>492
Ah, that's exactly the song I was thinking of when I posted that! Lovely, isn't it?
ᎿᎤᎤᎠᏓᎦ
Morris dying
If I was dying I wouldn't see any people
My biscuits disappeared.
Bidet book
The other sort of milk.
Steve Jobs is a shitty orator .
Sent from my iPhone.
Blend's man friend
مىانى تو و من
>>493 Yes, did you maybe post it here a while ago? I feel I found it either here or a music imageboard. You say you lost it? If I had Internet in my new flat I'd upload it from my computer for you, just on my laptop somewhere the now.
Orchids
>>503
It was probably http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326931957/745,749,750.
Wait, I thought I was 749...
I'm gonna snap your nose.
Confound you, Minister of Uneasy History! Now the demand thread will sink into the depths of uneasy history.
Dog masters
So I might be getting a job. . .
Cute British girls doing cute British things.
I don't understand bolo ties
Why the HELL is there a fried egg on my fries?
>>514
Are you in Canada? Those people are serial french fry molesters. Their depravity knows no bounds.
I'm pretty sure a summer day isn't supposed to be this cold.
Fuck French, I'm going to teach myself پارس
Lunch more like punch because I feel like I got punched in the stomach right now.
S-seaweed? In your ears? Are you sure about this?
できできできですか?
おあ、すごいですね
Kraag the Creamy Faggot
How come fast food burger places don't serve hot dogs? What would the reaction be if McDonald's started selling hot dogs?
You have slightly upset a novice programmer.
Everything's going to be okay.
Does he think bouncing on a ball for a couple minutes will make him skinny?
>>520
The Rhythm Tengoku porn .swf is amazing. Not the short dicky dicky dicky desu ka loop, but the super long one. Have you seen it?
Silly mom
Don't touch that dial
I don't think anyone truly believes that they're fully in control of their life.
Arnold Arberson
Reminisce.
Stained the colour of clockwork.
خند ه دار
I'd rather marry a chemical than a human.
Lift your skinny keys
Old moon, young moon.
Joe Moon
Starcraft did not cure my back.
I'm gonna wreck it
sparkly tongue
Caaaake Seeeeeife
M THEORETICAAAAL! WOO WOO!
Ain't that a hole in a boat?
I'm gonna YOLO my finals as they say.
I just now noticed the similarities between the names minecraft, warcraft and starcraft.
Lazy bladder
Is barber-surgeon like Austria-Hungary?
Do I win?
あらあら
Hot air chest
I'm not very good at manipulating people.
It's quite funny the way the progress bar sometimes rapidly jerks back and forward between whatever percentage it got to and 0
It's straight geography
Muzzles muzzled
My waifu doing semaphore.
Yogurt and toast? Ken says no.
Nemours
Time to fail (but hopefully not too much)!
A nice spot of anarchy, what ho!
Into the meat grinder
死ね。
What's a good game I can put on my TI-84? I'm sick of Dino Puzzle
In fact none of those "dinosaurs" actually look like dinosaurs! There are plants and mushrooms for crying out loud!
Aleister Trowely
Am I happy? Am I sad? What's the difference? How can I tell? Why can't I tell when everyone else clearly can? I am so confused.
Wallachia
Moon hike
Fake fake fake
Falsetto man
"Youths"
Between the food sheets and the notebook, I don't know what's going on anymore.
Fellatio man
Why do I have to wait 10 minutes to get my serial keys
I exchanged 5 Canadian dollars for USD today. I wonder if the clerks were thinking I was an idiot for going to the bank for $4.50
Hi come buy hot new game Skyrim
I actually have to MANAGE shit now?
Figures. I har to take this into my own hands. Thank you state government.
Hot dogs and popcorn
I'm dyyyiiiing!
Animal Crossing: Wild Style
I'll never go to the dream restaurant. I'll never be able to watch a man cool and construct sandwiches on a counter in front of anticipating teenagers.
Wow, this Al guy's really popular in the Middle East.
There have been 46 posts in this thread in the last 24 hours.
>>588
Today was my last day and I'm waiting for Red Orchestra 2 to download.
Sizzle sizzle pop pop
Why are these Mexicans sending me videos
I NEED pizza
I don't understand how pepperoni can be a "specialty" pizza
I don't understand how two buck fiddy got me so far in this day and age.
Les Bergers
Have fun
The messenger will not be shot this time around
شهر
He fell out of a toy story building
A true toe mangler
Gutnish
What? Sandomierz is not good enough for Google?
Time to protect the fam I'm a Kog'Maw
You love jeans!
Not kawaii. Kowai.
I don't wanna go to Texas.
How am I going to track it now
Furniture music. What a novel idea.
I wonder if Japanese people confuse lent for rent
I don't approve of their speaking
Boabzy, peelu, huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
In case anyone's interested
I need to find a better way to avoid stress
Every day gets exponentially longer. Tomorrow will go on forever!
Sod
It's not morning
Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today!
Good morning, Persephone.
This could go either way. I feel like it'll be easy. Either way I'd need to really mess up to get something unfavorable.
I'd love to be reforged.
يك دونه سبز ميزنم
I miss /saovq/
One period closer to death
But if I don't know what I'm doing, and you don't know what I'm doing...
Oh god.
Free at last
Cymbal virtuoso
I should be asleep right now.
cymbalism
ibn-Saud
good job mods
Night of the Living Lead
I'm a panda. There's no use denying it. I am a panda.
Š
I want to watch an anime about cute little girls doing evil things; you know, murdering one another and so on.
You want to watch Dokuro-Chan.
Gwood Mwooorning
Saya no Uta was brilliant.
I think someone missed an </i> somewhere...this whole page is in italics!
>>640
OH GOD NOT AGAIN!
QUICK, RELEASE THE EMERGENCY MITTENS! IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE!
>>639
I remember that the bad ending made me very unhappy. Nonetheless, I agree it was very well written and so on.
つ
よ
さ
I can't trash this reed!
Ghali-e Kerman
Il-Khanate
Chunko
I can't treat this rash!
Bad black
What is a thread called in Japanese? Tharedu?
What IS Tab? I don't get it. It can't be diet Coke because there is already diet Coke.
Strawberry Strawberry Strawberry.
Sutouberii?
Send me a little more of your flesh-coloured wisdom.
39604
Always ask yourself: Is that smell coming from my junk?
What strange things you think about.
My poor little darling, please don't overheat.
I want my pig.
Funeral
Ah, to feel that soft, melancholy melody flow through my head once more...
I am a happy man.
Golly gosh, that was prescient.
Oh boy, corkage fees
It may be the perfect being, but that doesn't mean it looks pretty.
And now it's time for "that".
It's not milk, mate
You're all that I desire.
Had a great time at Grissini
I can't get over how cute the school uniforms in Strawberry Panic! are.
And still they haunt me.
Inuits
I have an internet connection again, I really am home! I've missed a lot of DQN of posts, for the first time in a long time there's a hole
Who'd've thought it could happen to me?
We even fart in unison!
I exploded the church.
I found the song I was trying to find for months! Yay!
I need some deadlines or I'll never finish this damned project.
When visiting a foreign country, warning labels provide rare anchors of a familiar language.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JvUQeelTwc was pretty nice, thanks dokyun who recommended it
>>688
Nooo problem. Check out Lester Young - Laughin' to Keep from Cryin'. You can find it on slsk.
I hate being misunderstood or misrepresented, but I don't feel like making the effort to correct them either...
Yowch a tiny shred of cereal is stuck in my gums
Use your myoinositol hexakisphosphate, children.
That's a pretty good joke, there, but would it work as... tablecat?
Long graduation fingers
People staring at me down the street, have you never seen a guy carrying a bucket of cakes before?
700 is such a nice number. It brings back pleasant memories of the "700 on the 7000th" thread.
Try. Try. お嬢様
It's not too late, you know.
>>695
Did you have 40 cakes? Because if so, that's as many as four tens, and that's terrible.
Gosh, it's a bit grim, isn't it?
MARRY ME
I had a dream in which somebody bumped one of the Grandpa threads. I believe this was a premonition.
I had a dream in which somebody PayPal'd me £10.
Please do so now. It'll be funny and stuff.
Do you want to toast a toast?
I always thought it was ridiculous how many films, works of literature and so on dealt with estranged father-son issues. Now I have my own, of course. Is this really so common?
I finished my bucket of cakes already, now I have a useful plastic bucket.
Gosh, I think I got a bit carried away there.
Exams are tiring.
Crossed its legs and stole the head
The meat always disappoints.
Tonight, I'm going to have a tea party.
I saw Kendrick Lamar live before he went big
It's the best conduit. How could I have neglected it so long?
Void your bowels for me, girl.
Oh man was it the risotto that gave me this horrendous flatulence?
Why is anime always in Matroska?
My friend is writing fanfiction of my dating life and it's hilarious.
I've been watching anime via CR of late. Really I'm not getting any difference between it and torrenting.
>>720 None of the anime I've downloaded is in Matroska, but I mostly stream it from wherever I can find it
My mouse is broken and I had to navigate all the way here using keyboard only. Let this be a warning to you all: learn your keyboard shortcuts while you can, you never know when you'll need them!
Girls are impressed by my hotkey knowledge.
Wildlife analysis.
>>725
Get pentadactyl for firefox.
I will spend at least 3 hours trying to sleep tonight.
A fellow Dokyun has requested that I write about happy things. A few nights ago, I had a midnight tea party with my waifu, and it was positively delightful. Tonight, we shall share a bowl of cherries and listen to some Penguin Café Orchestra together. Life is wonderful.
This is unnecessarily hard! Is this supposed to be a kids game?
Does anybody on the internet trust me? Should anybody?
>>734 The Legend Of Spyro: The Eternal Night, the second in the gritty Spyro reboot trilogy. Some of it is quite frustrating, not helped by cheap deaths and slightly-dodgy mechanics
Would you lie with me and, just forget the world?
OH MAN, I FUCKING LOVE MENSTRUATION CRAMPS SO MUCH!
>>737 Yes, I took it back and got a refund. Since then I also found another Spyro game, Dawn Of The Dragon, in a charity shop, which was badly scratched so I took it back. It was the third one in the trilogy anyway, so we got the first one and finished it, and now we're on the second one. It's kinda nice to think that in the grand tapestry of the human race, I'm part of a probably quite small pigeonhole of "People who have returned 2 Spyro games for refund"
I understand, I won't force you to play, but if you did vomit on stage it would be pretty rock 'n' roll!
I love menstruating girls!
>>742
One would usually menstruate blood. What you're experiencing is childbirth.
My room is now a moth sanctuary.
Talisker and cheap cherryade, delightful!
Cause of death: Moé overdose.
So nice to see all my old friends
Eating healthy is too damn hard.
Durarara is great.
I need to improve my recall.
So the moral of the story is "let your cold bitch wife drown."
I have had the chance to experience death through dreams a few times now. I distinctly remember the first time: I instinctively leaped after my dog when he slipped off a cliff. An entirely unique feeling rose in my chest, a lump of excitement and sadness. Time slowed down, or more accurately my thoughts sped up, and I realized I had crossed the point of no return, I was falling to certain death. I grimly accepted the end and mentally professed my love for my family.
In my most recent death-dream, I was at a town meeting when a mad samurai ran in and began to argue and threaten. I stood up to try to stop him, but he sliced off my arm, then sliced me in half. Pain was there but an afterthought. That unique feeling returned. I grimly accepted the end. "Well, this is it. Time for my last thoughts. ... I love <enter girlfriend's name here>!"
I suppose it's nice I have the ability to consider other people in my last moment. I wonder if this is what dying is really like?
Expecting a coffee-flavoured filling to this white chocolate for breakfast - white and fluffy, vanilla creme, nice! Ewww wait it's lemon
Yes, I feel everything.
Zookeeper
Well, it only took twelve episodes, but they finally kissed one another. Worth the wait as well, I'd say.
And now I pray my mother doesn't let me down.
i wonder how my new neighbours will take it if i start making lots of loud noise...
The flat next to the living room is vacant, but I met some African ladies going into the flat down the hall. And I heard people banging about last night upstairs.
>>761
This reminds me of how the woman who lives upstairs has not made any noise in months.
I do not miss her screams at 4 in the morning.
I wonder if she's alive.
Time for Tekken!
Oh my gosh, umbrellas!
D'aww, what a lovely girl. The boy is a damned psychopath though.
I will not relinquish my emotional investment for the sake of your ugly little flowers.
My captcha is "doche"
It's as if he did that little show just for us
It's you! 093!
I am the overthinker. I overthink.
>>772
If you want to know what I was referring to, Google "093" and click the first result that isn't a submarine.
time is running out
For mother Russia!
Worst idea. That last part anyway.
I miss the days when I was rarely sober.
Stop staring at me little snake I want to masturbate
It's like they don't know me
Midnight drive 2 wasn't as fun as midnight drive 1.
Call me onii-chan.
Ahhh what a lovely clean desktop!
I heard people arguing outside last night, in my head I imagined quite a fat lady, she was tearfully shouting "I don't know what I've done wrong, please tell me"
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be a dogsitter!
In a room: one traitor and five honest men.
Who's still left standing when the performance ends?
(๑╹◡╹) What a lovely, quiet, well-behaved doggy!
I wish she'd stop telling me all her secrets, it's hard enough to love her knowing nothing
Well, I could just go to sleep, but that would be admitting defeat.
I want to make a cool stylesheet for my Kareha board but coding these things is a pain in the rear!!!
Do you understand life? Do you?
I wish all the -pa threads were combined into a -pa superthread. It's so hard keeping up with all the complex stories and the many memorable characters.
They call me BIG BANGER - "I've got to get to the gas canisters"
It felt a bit like when you bite into what you think is a soft fluffy fudge chocolate and it turns out to be turkish delight
Food food food foood fodof ofod fofodfod fofodf dofdofo ffdo fof df
Gettin' rude on the dancefloor, talkin' to the deejay asking 'im for more 'n' more
Oh no! Lesbian ambush!
I just don't understand.
comediennes are rarely funny - but not never
I still miss my beloved CRT monitor.
Dennis the Mance
This pastry must be nearly as hot as the sun!
Success! Tanasinn is safe!
There's not much I hate more than Waterloo Road
I know what I want, but I don't know how much I want it.
I hate the fact that I have to be human in order to be able to hate being human.
The long straight road up and through the tunnel outside my house seems to be a popular place for car boys to show off how loud their cars are.
Pill-hip See-more Cock-man
Supermarket-brand noodles-in-a-cup and toast for lunch
no one posts on my bbs orz
What if I just differentiated it?
Put-down potato.
Useless.
All my useless advice~
>>he doesn't know Tokiko's website
Fucking newfags. /dqn/ used to be so much more.
>>816
Other than the Citadel, Tablecat, and Treeboard there really is no other boards that are worth DQN knowing.
What a horrible word, and from a self-proclaimed expert no less!
Hehe すみません, DQN
Hah! Oh Tamao-chan, you are a card.
52!
relaxed
poop coming from butt
My greatest problem in life is that my palm is too spongy.
Let's not do the time warp again.
This is for your own good. Now, hold very still, and...
biscuit - bisquit
2 pizzas for tea!
Apparently there's a rumor going around that I'm a "pro listener"
Hiking up my prices
Irisu Syndrome is slightly too good.
Chips
King KooKoo Chicken is back
I have now ceased to want anything. This is such an odd sensation.
What a minter!
Where should I put this dead mouse the snake didn't want to eat? I was thinking of making a little top hat for it and propping it up somewhere downtown in the city centre.
No one's showing up for my stream. I expected a much better turnout. Maybe it's too early.
This filter was supposed to be quiet but it rattles.
Finally got through a whole thread of 15760 desktop backgrounds, and I took about 130ish from it
>>841
Mine's just a boring grey background. I was using the Indian head for a while, but I always come back to grey. What did you find?
>>842 Lots of different things... a couple of Sonic ones, a bunch of Calvin+Hobbes ones, some pretty ones, some colourful ones... lots of different things. I like to keep things fresh, and also having a bit of an OCD I couldn't just look at the first couple of pages, I had to get through all 158. The last one I got and my current one is a cute sort of PC98 style pic of a VW Beetle.
The thread was on 7chan, a couple of months ago I was looking through it and a guy that was there at the time said "oh is this like someone's tumblr made to look a bit like 4chan" I wanted to shit on his face, though for a bunch of reasons besides that
>>845 I looked at it not that long ago for the first time and thought it was neat but I've not been back since, it was only a month or two ago so I assume it's still there. The main discussion seemed to be that people were taking what was mundane and what wasn't too seriously in regards to moderation.
I had been going through that wallpaper thread since about January but I don't really go on 7chan at all.
>>844
7chan is only passable because their /cd/ board is above average.
Baby stepper!
Baby stomper!
I'm probably Satan.
A Fluttershy ring and a Fluttershy rubber free with the magazine! Double score!
Went
Get this huge phallic monument away from me.
P B Brewskies
I'm going I'm going
I'm going to the post office.
Aww yeah I'm now a "Marauder"
$3.64 overdue fee. Can you believe it?
Is this guy talking to himself?
Doraemon is so cute.
I played the first Animal Crossing game yesterday to see if I might want to get New Leaf. I didn't think I would actually enjoy it, but I did.
>>863
You should also look forward to Pokemon X/Y. You'll be able to pet your own espeon there!
I want to tear out your heart and eat it raw.
Melvin
"The Husband Becomes a Lunatic".
Cacciatore with a twist of lime
The PERFECT Tevye
Tsukihime is very long.
If I keep posting here long enough, one of these times my captcha will be waifu.
IRONBOUND!! THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS!!
Fuck I had a weird dream
Defeated by a mere omelette - oh, the humiliation!
Maybe... couscous with tuna, sweetcorn and peppers for lunch?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXAgv665J14 is the worst thing I've ever seen
What would the world be like if there was no delete or backspace button on any computer keyboard?
Me so hungree
I think I might've done something terrible.
Norton
Hey guys, remember when somebody drew a dragon on his butt with a green marker and posted it in one of the threads?
Which thread was that? I can't find it.
Got my first hatemail from a sore loser on Tekken - "hope ya mam gets cancer ya gay little cunt"
Haha it makes winning sweeter!
It's John Lobb
I don't understand the premise of Gamecenter CX
>>882
Oh yeah, I remember that. I threw together some music called DRAGONASSTATTOO for it even though it wasn't really a tattoo.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/700,701
>>888 I've listened to your juke track about my bum 12 times according to iTunes
I don't know what the hell to do
This thread is like anonymous twitter.
How many bomps does it bomp to bomp the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?
Spiders can't tan, man.
RT @892 This thread is like anonymous twitter.
>>886
GCCX is about a Kansai-accent speaking guy (specifically comedian Arino Shin'ya playing himself) who plays old (mostly popular-at-some-point) video games as if it were a salaried job at a Japanese corporation.
A good number of these games are hard as balls and not only does he get through some very difficult games, he also fails spectacularly at others (many of these he's playing blind). Sometimes it's comedic antics that do him in, though.
As a side effect, you get to learn a bit about the history of video games from a Japanese perspective.
>>896
No I mean why is there a company paying a guy to play 20 year old games? Are the higher ups in the company just doing it for shits and giggles
>>897
For entertainment, and a lot of people are thoroughly entertained by it.
Why are people paid to sing or act? We all know those are for recreation. Real work involves shooting people and digging pits.
>>898
So is his game playing being recorded and broadcast on TV part of the universe's canon?
>>897
He plays the games because that's his job.
If you still have a hard time activating your suspension-of-disbelief circuits, I offer two separate interpretations:
I installed a copy of Win7 that I got through my school, on one of my friends computers. But the activation code will not work and the call center directed me to a department that is closed for the weekend.
Someone please talk me out of paying $200 for a shirt.
DON'T DO IT >>904-SAN YOU CAN GET PLENTY OF NICE SHIRTS IN CHARITY SHOPS
>>906 The colors on that shirt could cause epileptic seizures. Please don't hurt people that have epilepsy.
I missed you without even knowing it.
I'm already significantly above average height here in England. If I went to Japan, I would tower above everyone like some sort of nightmarish bearded demon.
Good night, my love.
vanguard
You dare defy me? The man who defeated the Kawasaki rose?
If I'd put in the fridge when I thought about it, it would be ready by now.
I will take you.
The only thing on my mind is murder!
taaaake oooonn meeeee (take on me)
From whence can I acquire a frilled frock?
Stop playing the ucnle one
Delicious wasp sandwich.
You vile nog
Well gosh, maybe it is just me.
"Social Justice"
Does anyone know where I can get some ice tea?
There is no hope for us.
THROW A CHEESEBURGER AT A COOL GUY AND HE’LL DIE
I like soft sunlight. I wish I was awake during these hours
I win again!
Sugar cinema
Permutation
Donded life
Won't you lend your lungs to me? Mine are collapsing. Plant my feet and bitterly breathe up the time that's passing. Breath I'll take and breath I'll give pray the day's not poison. Stand among the ones that live In lonely indecision.
I've been having very vivid dreams for the last several days. I wonder what's causing it.
Nothing happened in June.
Just had kimchi
Was not ready
Oh fuck I hope it's not an infection or cancer.
>>937
Having just measured my height for the first time in several years, it would appear that I am 183cm tall.
I cannot deal with all these explosions.
There simply aren't enough hours in the day for all this procrastination.
Crowdlands
Sundries Tomatoes
Pink ribbons, oh my!
Oh I'll 掻く your 耳!
Hartford
Shitkatapult
Loony Tune
Ape Escape has cute apes.
Rape an Ape has ape rape.
Can we just finish these threads today? I want to wake up to thread 13 tomorrow afternoon.
If I go home my hands will turn to butter
Luckily the knot stays tight.
It's time for crime!
Murderous stabbing moé.
>>957
I too am sick of having two of these threads on the front page at once. The novelty has long since worn off.
Hairy manko.
"I don't need to write it down, I'll just remember it." What the hell did I think that about?
"Concentric" is a nice word.
Teeth-shredding anger!
>>906 That is actually very nice, $200 though? I don't know... I guess if you got the money honey
>>936 I dreamt last night that I had read secret documents about these one-winged spy planes that could cause massive destruction somehow, and then I saw them being launched later; big white coils of metal, then a wing uncurls and a tailfin, and they spun off like boomerangs, or those seeds that fall spinning rom trees, then I woke up with sleep paralysis
>>952 What did you get? I think I got a Modeselektor album from shitkatapult
>>957 I feel all out of sorts when I miss DQN or a couple of days so I always like to catch up on all the posts I missed. It's been interesting seeing what times the two threads get most posts, when some people go to sleep and some come post, but I am also looking forward to righteous consolidation.
This chap does an awful lot of clapping.
My in-laws are all so lovely!
>>968
Mine involved international conflict (mostly N. Korea and Japan but it was going to lead to a world war), popcorn, me getting angry, raping houseplants for store discounts, and my furniture missing.
When I read >>969 I imagined that shitkatapult was a site where you sign up and send random shit to random people and get random shit in return. I was disappointed to google and find it was just a normal music label.
>>975
Well that would be really fun to do. Someone should make this
Redneck people
The color is orange when it should be blue
I'm worried we're going to end up with two different #12 threads and the existing #13 thread going simultaneously.
I don't negotiate with runaway trains
I want to hunt wild boar.
>>982
Stop watching Thomas the Tank Engine you autistic sperglord.
TEAM OSPREY BBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kreuzritter
Ok I'm ready
to finish this thread
by myself.
Someone else
better handle the other one
because I only have enough
thoughts left in me
for one thread.
I can already feel my brain emptying.
I can't think much longer.
Aaaaaauuurgh!
I'm done for. . .
shitty thread is over